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Started by Treble Kentsura, September 12, 2010, 06:56:53 AM

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JNX07

#645
April 20, 2013, 06:40:46 AM
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took six hundred and fourty five cakes. He took 645 cakes.
That's as many as a metric fuckton.
And that's terrible.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Cynergi

#646
April 20, 2013, 02:13:54 PM
And then Superman swooped in with a loud crash and punched Lex Luthor 646 times in the balls. He punched Lex 646 times in the balls as hard as he could. Lex will never have children.........

JNX07

#647
May 02, 2013, 07:24:28 AM
Every sperm in Lex Luthor's testicles, totaling 647, was immediately destroyed. He now shoots blanks in asian bukkake pornos.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Luc

#648
May 02, 2013, 05:13:13 PM
678 people reading this erotic fanfiction about lex luthor.
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

JNX07

#649
May 02, 2013, 11:47:50 PM
679 people watching the erotic porno about Lex Luthor.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Sakura

#650
May 04, 2013, 01:30:17 AM
680
If you're really as tough as your defenses, you'd let them fall.

Cynergi

#651
May 06, 2013, 01:25:00 AM
Brainiac has watched that porn 681 times

JNX07

#652
May 06, 2013, 01:26:10 AM
Superman has ejaculated to that porn 682 times.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Cynergi

#653
May 06, 2013, 01:27:51 AM
Make that 683

JNX07

#654
May 06, 2013, 01:50:11 AM
684 pornos featuring SupermanXLex Luthor.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Cynergi

#655
May 06, 2013, 02:05:37 AM
No. There are 685

JNX07

#656
May 06, 2013, 02:54:38 AM
I swear it was 686, last time I checked.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

Cynergi

#657
May 06, 2013, 11:51:49 PM
687 Bees living in a hive out behind the barn/

Sakura

#658
May 07, 2013, 03:16:22 PM
688
If you're really as tough as your defenses, you'd let them fall.

Cynergi

#659
May 08, 2013, 01:39:27 AM
689 channels and still nothing on
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