Count to One Million

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April 20, 2013, 06:40:46 AM #645
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took six hundred and fourty five cakes. He took 645 cakes.
That's as many as a metric fuckton.
And that's terrible.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
April 20, 2013, 02:13:54 PM #646
And then Superman swooped in with a loud crash and punched Lex Luthor 646 times in the balls. He punched Lex 646 times in the balls as hard as he could. Lex will never have children.........
May 02, 2013, 07:24:28 AM #647
Every sperm in Lex Luthor's testicles, totaling 647, was immediately destroyed. He now shoots blanks in asian bukkake pornos.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
May 02, 2013, 05:13:13 PM #648
678 people reading this erotic fanfiction about lex luthor.
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
May 02, 2013, 11:47:50 PM #649
679 people watching the erotic porno about Lex Luthor.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
May 04, 2013, 01:30:17 AM #650
680
If you're really as tough as your defenses, you'd let them fall.

May 06, 2013, 01:25:00 AM #651
Brainiac has watched that porn 681 times
May 06, 2013, 01:26:10 AM #652
Superman has ejaculated to that porn 682 times.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
May 06, 2013, 01:27:51 AM #653
Make that 683
May 06, 2013, 01:50:11 AM #654
684 pornos featuring SupermanXLex Luthor.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
May 06, 2013, 02:05:37 AM #655
No. There are 685
May 06, 2013, 02:54:38 AM #656
I swear it was 686, last time I checked.
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend
May 06, 2013, 11:51:49 PM #657
687 Bees living in a hive out behind the barn/
May 07, 2013, 03:16:22 PM #658
688
If you're really as tough as your defenses, you'd let them fall.

May 08, 2013, 01:39:27 AM #659
689 channels and still nothing on
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