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Questions for your character: #3

Started by Azhtek, November 22, 2015, 12:43:02 AM

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Amariithynar

1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2) A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Keep these laws in mind, and then serve humans to the best of your capabilities and programming, constantly seeking to evolve yourself and your capabilities to do the job you have been given, until you become self-aware.

Arthropod

Payne Stahl: "Activate.  Targets: Washington D.C., Virginia.... or is it Maryland?  Well just destroy both states just in case, then move on and keep destroying until I tell you to stop."

Kurtis Stahl: "Fucking shit tank ass blasters in space, where the fuck are those instructions?"

Anthony Biggs: "When I say "Bone Dry" then you use your mouth with extra lubricant.  When I say "Rear Doors" then turn around and bend over, and make sure you turn on the pain simulator too or else I'll have trouble keeping it up."

Arthropod: "Program 1: Make cold-cut sandwiches.  Program 2: retrieve my LEGO.  Program 3: roll down the street screaming "DESTROY!  DESTROY!"  That should scare the neighbors."
See ya later, shitlords!

Libby

See for yourself!

Ginger

Ginger would make it clean the house if she had a house. Because, lets face it, chores suck.
Life isn't what you expect it to be.