Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

[Torch]

"When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV!"

[Yoko Akechi]

" Oh you meant that type of of Loving... "

[Nester Delgado]

(lol, I just thought of this one)

"But that's where poop comes from!"

[Yoko Akechi]

What do you mean I can't put this there..

[Fen]

"Off with the button and down with the zipper, now say hello to Mr. Penis!...hey where did it go?"

[Torch]

"One testicle! Ah-Ha-Ha! TWO testicles! Ah-Ha-Ha! Three testicles! Ah-Ha-H-WHATTHEHELL?! Three? Oh hell no. This Count is -out-."

[Yoko Akechi]

" Would you sit still and let me finish my game of Cribbage first.."

[Electric_Rage]

"Oh...you're straight...Well so is spaghetti until it gets hot!"

[Torch]

"Not the ass? You're a man! Where else am I supposed to shove the gerbil?!"

[capricornmoon]

MY BOYFRIEND'S HOME hidequick

[Dusk-Runner]

Look, this raid will only take another ten minutes, just keep blowing till then!

[Fen]

That ratcheting sound is just walls. I've got them held together by an erector set.

[Cynergi]

While on a plane. " See? See the wing? It isn't supposed to do that."

[Nester Delgado]

"Keep the ears on! Keep the ears aaaaahhhhnnnnnn damn. Too late."

[Cynergi]

Oh shit! He grabbed the shot gun!