Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

Azhtek · March 16, 2011, 12:02:07 PM

"That better be the waterbed leaking."

Lucky · April 14, 2011, 03:30:01 AM

"Are you sure you're clean?"

"Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"

Yoko Akechi · April 14, 2011, 10:15:22 PM

Hahahaha..wait what? It wasn't suppose to tickle?

Kieran · April 24, 2011, 09:49:15 PM

"Are you in yet?"

Kieran · May 08, 2011, 02:00:47 PM

"Is it Wednesday today?" Apparently my fiancee's girlfriend asked her boyfriend that while they were having sex.

Aaryn Skychaser · May 08, 2011, 04:30:52 PM

"Whoa...you have HUGE nipples"

Sock · May 08, 2011, 04:50:50 PM

What a lady shouldn't say when having sex with someone:
"Can dog saliva change your PH in your vagina?"

Azhtek · May 08, 2011, 10:25:32 PM

"Woooooah! I'm half way there!"

Kieran · May 09, 2011, 12:38:20 PM

"You sure?... But then... Why the hell DO they call cat's pussies?! Worked fine for me!!"

Fen · May 09, 2011, 06:34:47 PM

"Alright lets try it without the scabs."

Azhtek · May 10, 2011, 02:49:40 AM

"Get off me, grandma, I'm done!"

Aaryn Skychaser · May 12, 2011, 10:26:04 AM

An epic Tucker Max quote:

Jaime "But...I like normal sex."
Tucker "Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black."

Fen · May 17, 2011, 12:48:19 AM

"And then the surgeon removes the retinal lens from the eye. "

Drizelda · May 17, 2011, 03:14:35 AM

Yes! 10 points! I struck gold!... No.. not you baby... in my nose, of course!

Azhtek · May 17, 2011, 01:39:14 PM

"... This isn't where I parked my car."

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