Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

Started by Natina, December 05, 2010, 04:30:49 AM

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I have had better sex with a blow up doll...
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?

The Blow-up doll smelled better....

I fucked the blow up doll on our honeymoon after you fell asleep drunk!
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?


ughh...I just threw up a little bit..
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?


Are you sure I am in the right hole.....
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?

Damn it, Gabriel! What did I tell you about that!?!

But you said I could tonight....
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?

Hey. You ever tried Skull fucking a person?

Heh, i hope you are ready baby... I'm gonna dick you down all night!
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?

What does the fox say?
(16:22:45) JNX07: i can't even fucking
(16:22:47) JNX07: aaaaa
(16:22:52) JNX07: dying
(16:22:54) JNX07: send help
(16:23:00) JNX07: call the amberlamps
(16:23:37) JNX07: ampersand, is that you
(16:23:51) JNX07: super sand legend

I have this weird looking rash......

I think you need to see a doctor about that...
Hi! I have cookies and death. Wanna be my friend?

ever use a banana after it has been in the freezer?