War has begun!

[Sabata_McCloud]

You wake up in the middle of a pitch black room.  It smells damp and moldy, and the rock floor has a slimy feel to it.  Shakily getting to your feet, you can tell that the room has a sense of...confinement.  With no knowledge of where you are and how you got here, you call out a weak "H-hello?".  You can't see the nose on the edge of your face, and the only sound is the rapid beating of your heart.  Panic slowly begins to set in, your breath picking up as you begin to try and feel your way around.  There are no walls around, and you're afraid to walk around too far for fear of traps.  Despair quickly takes the place of panic, and you quickly begin to lose hope of escape.

Suddenly, a loud shift beside you rumbles like thunder.  You aren't sure what it is, however you ARE quite certain that you've just soiled yourself.  Slowly, the rock (you assume it's rock) slides up.  A blinding white light fills the small chamber you're in, causing you to recoil in pain.  You blindly stumble towards the light, tears running down your cheeks from your wounded eyes.  Finally slowly opening them, you look around this new room to find yourself at the edge of a massive Colosseum.  The second thing you notice is that there are also several others looking just as confused (in some cases MORE confused) than you.

This sparks an uncontrollable aggression deep within your soul.  How DARE they not look like they know what's going on?  And of course, uncertainty within the furry world brings a terrible violence and the only way to cure that is to beat each other senseless.  So grab whatever weapon your mind comes up with, change your pants, and have at it!

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Note, this is for entertainment only and obviously nothing should be taken seriously.  Just think of whatever comes to mind and use it on anyone.  Injuries are non-existant and nothing has any lasting effect on anyone.  Shouldn't have to mention it but probably should, no godmodding.  This is supposed to be fun, people.

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Sabata grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle that was discarded in the sand of the Colosseum and flung it at the first person to have the guts to try and retaliate against the impressive opening move.  "Come on, ya pansies!  Have at you!"

[Arashi_kuriyami]

Arashi was hit on the forehead with the Gatorade bottle. He looks from the bottle to the fur and back again. A soft little growl escaped his lips as he pulls out...
  Rubber chicken nunchuck's. Whipping it about his body he throws his secret hidden weapon at her face!! A used condom.