The Vending Machine Game~!

[Qaja]

You get a random McDonald's Monopoly piece and a portrait of Tsar Alexander III "The Peace Maker"

-digs a coin out of his car and pops it into the machine-

[PseudoNym]

You get a Premium Heart.

Puts coin in slot, makes a wish, and hopes for the best.

[Gadget]

You get a box-o-roxs! Game on!

*gives the machine her sad kitty face*

[Rosette Contrail]

You get a sad kitty story:



Try not to cry...

*Waves her hand in front of the machine.* I insert... hope.

[Gadget]

*Out pops a stinky, fat, hairy, male sailor moon cosplayer*
in the name of the moon... he will punish you

*gives the machine the "Kill Bill" stare.*

[Qaja]

You get a life-size cardboard cut-out of Uma Thurman, as well as a plastic replica of the sword used in the film.

-puts a Euro coin into the machine, figuring any coin is useful-

[Druscilla Drakul]

You get a T-rex that chases you.

*Inserts a loonie*

[Gadget]

*Gets a toon. Buster bunny to be precise*


*Inserts love and happiness*

[Nicholas]

You get an emo kid. Talk about irony. And Rose, that's a good story.

*Slides a coin in*

[Qaja]

You win a random twenty quid.

-inserts a two Euro coin for the lulz-

[Gadget]

* Gets an ERROR 404*

*inserts a horribly tattooed individual*

[Qaja]

The tattooed individual gets a 20-year prison term...

-throws a quarter in this time-

[Rosette Contrail]

You get five nickles! Wow! You never lose at this game!

*Curiously pokes the machine.*

[Nicholas]

The machine pokes you back. Who'da thought that a machine could poke like that?

*Eyes the machine before inserting a coin*

[Primrose]

You get bubble gum wrapped in a comic!



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Let's see.....B,8. -Puts in coin and puts in the magic combo.-