Corrupt a Wish!!

[Arashi_kuriyami]

Wish chicka bow wow!

Granted You now have a box of scarves. Sadly though it came with a grandma's still in the scarves. Your evenings are now spent playing cribbage and knitting ( with many a many potty and med breaks).

I wish i was the sexiest man in the world!

[Arthropod]

Earth's population dies, leaving only you as the last surviving human.  You are now the sexiest man alive, followed closely by a cockroach and a pack of twinkies.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Onyx Ashes]

Granted! You have a sandwich made from 3 year old moldy bread, rancid Bologna, rotten tomatoes, and spoiled mayo. Eat up!

I wish I were ten years younger!

[Luc]

You are 10 years younger, but look 10 years older.
I wish i had my own pond to swim in.

[Earthfox-twinwolf]

You now have your own pond to swim in, but if you get in you'll forget how to swim.

I wish I had a random user as a pet

[RazzFeatherwing]

Congratulations! The user that posts after me will be your pet. However, this user will dislike you and actively avoid you, driving you into a despairing sadness.

I wish I had a fancy little rubber band gun.

[Luc]

You get the gun, but the recoil makes the noisy cricket look tame in comparison.

I wish i had more coffee

[Earthfox-twinwolf]

You now have a life time supply of coffee, But If you drink it it makes you and only you, super sleepy.

I wish to had unlimited power.

[Arashi_kuriyami]

SHakazoomooo! Your wish has been granted.
Power courses through your form like lightning or electricity. It comes to you at will, like some demi god! However your also magnetically charged. Any bits of metal withing 30 feet of you will come flying with deadly force. Any metal within 15 feet that is bolted will give you a almost painful shock! Forget about swimming or bathing. The high voltage feels terrible!
  I wish I could quite smoking.

[Jack Rabbit]

*Ping* You have lung cancer, are hospitalized, and are put on a respirator for what the doctor tells you will be the rest of your life. When you check the warranty on the respirator, it says it's for short-term use only and has a 6 week lifetime expectancy. But there's no way you could get from your bed to a drug store for a pack of deathsticks without collapsing in a heap of barely breathing misery.

I wish for a stranger who doesn't know happiness to be happy, even for a moment.

[Lex]

You've brought happiness to a stranger for a brief moment in time, before the world took it away in a bloody world war. His happiness, and that of millions more, were taken violently, just to get to his happiness.

I wish for one cookie. No! Two cookies :3

[Luc]

You get two cookies but they are all doritos flavored.
I wish it was cooler out

[RazzFeatherwing]

KABOOOM! All the worlds nuclear bombs were fired and detonated, plunging the world into an everlasting nuclear winter. My, the snow looks a lovely shade of neon green.

I wish my rubber band gun had less of a recoil. I'd like to not fly through the wall every time I used it :c

[Jack Rabbit]

Too easy - recoil comes from excess power, so you get no recoil and no power. You have a rubber band gun that can only lob rubber bands about a foot and a half.

I wish this thread would never end.

[Lattenmon]

Too bad! You are doomed to be shocked each time you are not responding every other post to keep it alive! Wah Wah!

I wish I had some ice cream.