Corrupt a Wish!!

[Yuko-18-m]

granted but its a really bad flavor you dont like >:3


i wish my parents would accept that im gay

[Lattenmon]

Granted, but your parents have short-term memory loss, so they will always ask when you're gonna have kids.

I wish i had a new bed.

[Yuko-18-m]

((damn...))
granted but its the cheapest bed on the maket

i wish my family wasnt allergic to cats and that i can have one

[RazzFeatherwing]

Oh, This rubber band gun shoots perfectly now! Thanks Jack! <3

By the power of Gray Skull, I proclaim that your family is no longer allergic to cats! However, every cat you get from now on will be hyper aggressive and will sit on your face as you sleep.

Now, I wish I had an attachable scope for my rubber band gun.

[Arashi_kuriyami]

Ali baba granted! You have the most accurate scope in the world. You could tag a fly with it from 500 yards.
  However nothing that breaths  or lives ever appear on the scope.

I wish I had a mountain dew.

[Lattenmon]

You get a Mountain Dew!

Except it is fresh from the plant, which means the contents are actually hot, and cursed to the point where it refuses to cool down under any circumstances. Tough luck.

I wish I had some good rest.

[Vita]

I wish I had a car.

You get your rest, but no amount of coffee can make you wake fully up again and you are cursed to never be productive again!

[Arashi_kuriyami]

Ke,ke,ke,ke BOOM wish granted.
  You are now in possession of THE most expensive car in the world.
However, your insurance is ridiculously expensive and your car is a magnet for accidents.

Blargh! I wish I had a girl friend.
 

[Timber]

Ta da, you found your true love! Unfortunatly this girl friend is a a 400 pound competitive lifter, she makes you make her a sandwitch becuse she wears the pants, is really abusive, and your too afraid to devorce her becuse she gave you 20 kids after that one night she had her way with you.

I wish i was Timber

[Onyx Ashes]

BOOM! You are now a tree about to be cut down fir some Firewood.

I wish I had some Marshmellows

[Libby]

I don't wanna be that person, but congrats on making the Ghostbusters deal with another Stay Puft man.

I wish I could hypnotize with a look.

[Onyx Ashes]

So it has been asked? So shall it be granted! You gain your new power just as you are looking in the bathroom mirror and thus hypnotize yourself!

I wish I had some sushi! Starving right now..

[Arashi_kuriyami]

Shaka boomagranted.
  You now have 6 pieces of the most delicious sushi in the world. However your bill comes to 4000.00 dollars.

  I wish for supreme power!

[Gadget]

Boom granted! But now you live in a lamp and are at the bidding of whomever rubs it.

I wish for another wish.

[Luc]

you get another wish but its only 1/3 of a wish.

I wish people would stop talking about politics on social media