The title says it all...explain a movie plot. Poorly. See if others can guess it.
For example:
"Notorious shut-in tries to murder his guests in ironic ways based on their character flaws, ends up giving his home away to the one he couldn't."
[spoiler]Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.[/spoiler]
Mad Scientist will stop at nothing to steal his rivals fame and fans. Ends up shot out of the sky by the military, and told to leave decision making up to his spouse.
[Please spoiler your solutions, so everyone can enjoy. ♥]
[spoiler]Nightmare Before Christmas[/spoiler]
Rats who have formed a band get invited to hang out with aging rock star, eventually sing a demon back to hell. Iggy Pop is somehow involved.
[spoiler]Rock & Rule[/spoiler]
A man goes back in time to have sex with his best friend's mum.
[spoiler]The Terminator[/spoiler]
Clint Eastwood has to steal a Top Secret Jet and fly around
[spoiler]Firefox[/spoiler]
A reckless idiot newcomer gets promoted to General after accidentally causing the death his flawless mentor, the former General.
[spoiler]The Transformers The Movie (I suck at this)[/spoiler]
Bob Hoskins vs. Dennis Hopper.
[spoiler]Super Mario Bros The Atrocity The Movie[/spoiler]
Coney Island natives visiting a business partner in the Bronx have to make it back home while dealing with the most hostile creatures known to man - New Yorkers.
[spoiler]The Warriors[/spoiler]
A British hitman takes a bunch of drugs and energy drinks and beats people up for an hour and a half.
[spoiler]Crank?[/spoiler]
A rockstar with childhood issues learns via cartoons that hammers are nazis and the law is really gay
[spoiler]Pink Floyd's The Wall[/spoiler]
A woman desperate to heal her sick daughter searches for a cure, ends up fighting a supernatural evil, cultists that make Jehova's Witnesses seem nice, and someone who's really into geometry.
[spoiler]Silent Hill[/spoiler]
A senior has to prevent witches from invading Earth.
[spoiler]Hocus Pocus[/spoiler]
Russian sailor who dreams of polygamous freedom in America dies on submarine.
[spoiler]The Hunt for Red October[/spoiler]
A group of children have to get past a genetically mutated giant dog in order to retrieve an important sphere
[spoiler]Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone[/spoiler]
Irish immigrant ends up in an urban neighborhood searching for his belongings. The locals suffer because of it.
I'm guessing this one was too hard.
[spoiler]Leprechaun in da Hood[/spoiler]
How about this?
Summer camp excursion ruined by hockey enthusiast.
Friday the 13th part 2
A bunch of texans show teenage tourists what good southern cooking is like, weather they like it or not
[spoiler]Texas Chainsaw Massacre[/spoiler]
Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.
[spoiler]The Lord of The Rings films[/spoiler]
With their only means of sustenance/reproduction hiding in a farm house, several-dozen terminally ill men and women must find a way to get inside.
[spoiler]Night of the Living Dead[/spoiler]
Man gets everything he wants due to an unsavory deal, then throws it all away for love
Guessing [spoiler]The Devil Wears Prada[/spoiler]?
Shirtless men try to prevent the new government from getting to their office.