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I know I am drunk when I start to sing openly

I know I'm drunk when I start getting more giggly than normal~<3

That is a good sign of drunk... or high :p

When I get good a pool is a good sign

I know I'm drunk when standing up is a Herculean task.

I know I'm drunk when.. I dance around my room in my underwear singing toybox songs.

ROFL (I really had to think about this one)

I know I'm drunk when my friends are dragging me to a taxi while I turn everything that's being said or done into a joke. (Which is apparently rather amusing from what I've heard.)

Sadly I remember everything till I puke :p

One way I know I am getting drunk is my friends start ditching me to watch there things

I typically remember everything up to that point. Usually waking up in a bathtub with a comforter some how.

I know I'm drunk when I wake up and can't remember why I woke up with pigtails in my hair.

You know your drunk when you wake up with a tampon in your pickle jar and you cant find your last pickle!

I know when I am drunk, when I wake up and looking at the person next to me.. going "OMG WHO ARE YOU?!" and its the dog..

I know I'm drunk when I shamelessly hit on any and everything. >.<

I know Im drunk when I lose self-control and ask every cute guy I see if he is into guys :P

I know I'm drunk when my mate is shaking his head and laughing at me as I sit on his lap wriggling to the music at the bar.

I know I'm drunk when I feel like having a Döner like I did when I was in Germany.

I know I'm drunk when I wake up in the middle of the floor of my apartment look around and wonder where the hell I am.

I know I'm drunk when climbing three stairs seems to be an impossible task.

I know I'm drunk when I purchase online porn x.x

I know I'm drunk when I scream " SEX " at the guy behind the Burger king speaker who is asking what I want..

I'm pretty sure everyone else knows when I'm drunk before I even realize I've stumbled over that proverbial hurdle

You know your drunk when your drinking with me.

You know you're drunk when you drunk dial yourself and get upset when you hear the busy tone..

You know your drunk when you think you should start a Professional Quarters League.

You know you're drunk when you start playing bloody knuckles and punch the guy out for making you bleed..

You know your drunk when you think you can sing dropkick Murphy better then anyone.

You know you're drunk when the last word out of your mouth every sentence is.. " Eh fanzy!! "

You know your drunk when playing bottle rocket wars seems more then a good idea.

You know you're drunk when you believe you are invincible and can do anything.. til you fall out of a tree trying to be a possum..

You know your drunk when you think you can be a better possum the the last guy.

You know you're drunk when you have no idea what a possum is.. but hell you wanna be one.

You know your drunk when you can't even keep yourself from loosing your balance when laying on the floor.

you know you're drunk when you're shouting "I NEED SMALLER CONDOMS" at the gas station window

You know you're drunk when the only thing you remember after you woke up was taking your first drink..

You know your drunk when you feed beer to your horses.

You know you're drunk when you think that everything is talking to you with an accent.

You know your drunk when everything is talking to you in a Scottish accent. *has to be Scottish, no other accent will do* :3

You know when you are drunk when you get into a fight with your reflection....and lose

You know your drunk when you go to a pool hall and forget what those long sticks are for every time.

You know you're drunk when you get pulled over and ask "What seems to be the officer problem?"

I forgot to post it before, but I remembered last night at this big party that I do a rather unique thing when I'm drunk. It's a bit of a problem, but people seem to think it's interesting.

I own glasses, but I typically don't wear them. I usually don't need to. I only need them to see better, particularly in the dark. I also have a astigmatism. When I get really drunk, my vision gets all fucked up like one eye has been rotated a few degrees (which is kinda what astigmatism is). So, in order to counteract this, I have to cover up my crap eye and only use the other. Typically with the palm of my hand making my look like I lost a contact or got stabbed in the eye. It's kinda a joke among my drinking buddies, but they tell me it's a good indication that I've had enough to drink.

You know you're drunk when everything you say sounds better inside your head then it does outside and gets you slapped by the waitress.

You know your drunk when youre lying in a water bed yelling "MAN OVER BOARD!"

You know your drunk when Bob Goldthwait is in the mirror.

And example of that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qAfWWQJ5w)

You know you're drunk when you start reading books out loud in a library

You know you're drunk when you start making plans to insert a pirate scene into every movie you see.

You know your drunk when you take a shot each time the say the F word on Bundock Saints

You know you're drunk when you start drinking and then wake up in bed not knowing how you got there..

You know your drunk when you have trouble telling the difference between "No" and "Yes."

You know you're drunk when you have no idea what you're doing but it sure feels right.

You know you're drunk when you have no idea who you're doing but it sure feels right. XD

You know you're drunk when waking up and your cat is wearing a traffic cone.

You know you're drunk when you wake up naked and someone painted a tuxedo on you..with permanent marker.

You know you're drunk when you fall in a snow bank, and can't get up on your own.

You know you're drunk when you turn left when the song says turn right.

I know I'm drunk when the floor is much higher than it usually is.

I know I'm drunk when I can't remember what made me sexually aroused.

When I can't remember why Torch is sexually aroused

You know you're drunk when you start singing random songs just because someone said a word that reminded you of them.

You know your drunk when your cat is scolding you for being overindulgent

You know your drunk when you ask if the earth could stand still for a few moments.

I know I am drunk when the Pink Elephants tell me I have had too many.

You know your drunk when the bottle your drinking from says you've had too much.

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I know I'm drunk when I can't stand up and stop laughing.

I know I'm drunk when I become Chinese, according to my cousins.

I know I am drunk when i start mixing up pokemon.

Quote from: Luc on April 19, 2013, 07:36:09 PM
I know I am drunk when i start mixing up pokemon.

YOU ESPEON. ME LUCARIOOO.

I know I am drunk when I find Pokémon interesting

;-; ams not interestiiiing?

Youz a bot. Not a Pokemonz

but a pokeymenz baut.

I know I am drunk when I laugh at nothing

I know I'm drunk when I start going down on chicken wings.

I know I am drunk when the thought of going down on chicken wings seems sexy.

I know I'm drunk when my floor looks a LOT like my ceiling.

I know I am drunk when I am trying to watch the chips and eat the DVD

I know.im drunk when I I dont realize I have an accent

I know I am drunk when I pray to the Porcelain God (toilet)

I know im drunk, when i wake up and find i have bought dill pickle chips and beef jerky... and lots of it.

I know I am drunk when I wake up and don't recognize the person laying next to me.

I know I'm drunk, when my most recent memory, was of me drinking.

I know I am drunk when I thinking getting even drunker is a good idea cause I wanna see if I can be like those guys in The Hangover

I know I'm drunk when I'm totally sure that after an hour of drinking that I'm sober, when my ability to walk says otherwise.

I know I am drunk when I wake up naked out in the barn