one sentence. Change one word per post, see the hilarity. (Verbs can be changed to verbs. Nouns to nouns. And so on. When a week goes by and there isn't a new post. We begin a new sentence.)
Hello, my name is Josh and I am looking for a dog.
Hello, my name is Josh and I am looking for a beaver.
Hello, my name is Josh and I am feeling for a beaver.
Hello my name is Josh and I am hankerin' for a beaver.
Hello, its name is Josh and I am hankerin' for a beaver.
Hello, its name is Josh and I am hankerin' for a squirrel.
Frankly, its name is Josh and I'm hankerin' for a Squirrel.
New Sentence Time!
Where did I put that shirt?
Where did I put that sloth?
Where did I discharge that sloth?
Why did I discharge that Sloth?
Why would I discharge that sloth?
Why would you discharge that sloth?
Why can you discharge that sloth?
When can you discharge that sloth?
When can I discharge that sloth?
When would I discharge that sloth?
When would I eat that sloth?
When can I eat that sloth?
When can I beat that sloth?
When can I beat that rabbit?
When can I eat that rabid?
When can I pet that Rabbit?
When can I fluff that rabbit?
When can I stuff that rabbit?
When can I fuck that rabbit?
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Can I fuck that Jinxy? XD
Can I Fuck that cactus?
Can I fuck that cat?
Can I fuck that car?
Can I eat that car?
Can I eat that cat?
Can I eat that pizza?
Can I haz that pizza?
Can I haz that ass?
Can I sniff that ass?
Should I sniff that ass?
Should I kiss that ass?
Should I kick that ass?
Should I kick that addiction?
Could I kick that addiction?
Would I kick that addiction?
Would I kiss that addiction?
Should I kick that Donkey?
Should I kick that Hyundai?
Should I lick that Hyundai?
Should I hump that Hyundai?
Should I junk that Hyundai
(LMAO!)
Should you junk that Hyundai?
Could I junk that Hyundai?
Could I junk that drunk?
Could I Hyundai that drunk?
Could I Hyundai that Kia?
Could I fuck that Kia?
Could I fuck that Pontiac? (Oh, please say yes. <3)
Could I Ford that Pontiac?
Chevy I Ford that Pontiac?
Chevy Dodge that Pontiac?
Chevy, chase that Pontiac!
Kia Chase that Pontiac
Kia, chase that boy!
Fido, chase that boy!
Fido, hump that boy!
Fido, hump that rug.
Fido, hump their rug
Fido, humps their legs.
Fido, hug their legs
Fido, hug their heads
Please, hug their heads.
Please hug these heads.
Please hug these cadavers.
Please hug these lumps
Don't hug these lumps.
Don't hug these Llamas
Don't touch these llamas
Don't fuck these llamas
Salaciously touch these llamas.
Salaciously touch these potatos
Maliciously touch these potatos
Miliciously tease these potatoes.
Maliciously caress these potatoes.
Maliciously caress these sausages.
Skillfully caress these sausages
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Skillfully caress these pandas.
Skillfully rub these pandas.
Skillfully carry these pandas
Skillfully carry these puppies.
Dangerously carry these puppies.
Dangerously carry these boulders
Dangerously position these boulders.
Oh god, the /b/ memes.
Dangerously position my boulders.
Dangerously position my melons.
Discreetly position my melons.
Discreetly position her melons.
Discreetly juice her melons.
Discreetly juice his melons
Repeatedly juice his melons
Repeatedly juice his meat.
Repeatedly beat his meat.
Rapidly beat his meat.
Tenderly beat his meat.
Tenderly soak his meat.
Tenderly soak the meat.
Tenderly marinate the meat.
Tenderly marinate the bodies.
Tenderly massage the bodies
Vigorously massage the bodies.
Vigorously massage the bookshelf.
Vigorously massage the penis
Vigorously stab the penis.
Vigorously bandage the penis.
Haphazardly bandage the penis.
Haphazardly bandage the vagina.
vigorously bandage the vagina
Vigorously lick the vagina.
Dangerously lick the vagina.
Dangerously Lick the Lava
Dangerously lick in lava.
Dangerously swim in lava
Dangerously swim in soup
Dangerously swim on soup
Mice swim on soup.
Mice swim on leaves.
Mice munch on leaves.
Mice munch on cheese.
Mice munch some cheese.
Mice Much some sofas
Mice need some sofas
Mice infest some sofas.
Mice infest some sodas.
Mice Drink some sodas
Mice drink some lemonade.
Mice sip some lemonade.
She sips some lemonade.
She sips some sarsaparilla.
She tolerates some sarsaparilla.
She tolerates all sarsaparilla.
She tolerates all furries.
She tolerates those furries.
She genocides those furries
Hitlerclone genocides those furries.
Mecha-Hitler genocides those furries.