Let's start it off with some fun-itude! Rules are easy:
- Put in a token, like so: "*inserts token*"
- Next poster gives you a prize.
- They put in their token.
- Process repeats.
So, for example:
You get a live puppy! Oops. Looks like he's not so live anymore.
*inserts coin*
You can't give yourself a prize, just to make sure everyone gets a turn, but you can play as often as you like. Here we go.....
*inserts coin*
Mina receives a Mega Mushroom! You can use it to stop being tiny!
*inserts coin*
You receive a ball gag! I wonder what that could be for!
*noms her mushroom and inserts a super-sized coin*
I receive.. A gun? What happened to three days? No matter.
-Shoots a coin into the machine.-
You receive a tap on the wrist. Naughty, naughty, rule-breaker!
*prissily inserts a coin*
Mina receives a bell on a collar. Now everyone will know where she is!
*fires a coin into the machine out of a high-powered sniper rifle from the next town over*
Sabtab receives sniper rifle Ammo with exploding shells.
*Presses a coin in with nose, as her hands are busy with a new Zelda game.*
You receive.... OHFUCKFERALGANONRUN
*jumps on top of the machine and inserts her coin upside down*
You recieve... aboottothehead.
*Pops a coin in and hides around the side of the machine in an attempt not to get hit with anything*
WAHAHAHA! Nicholas, you're probably Sabata's favorite person now. Also, you receive a fluffy, cute, adorable, sweet, nice, fantasmical..... Furby. "Eeeeeoooooo!"
*inserts coin, holding an icepack to her temple*
Oh fuck what the fek is a ganon O_O *Grips harpoon.*
Anyways, Mina gets a zombie dog from resident evil five. :P The ones that split their heads in half and such. Pretty ossim.
*Thumbs a coin in, sits on top of the machine with a harpoon.*
Ley gets a lifetime supply of icecream... andabotttothehead >.>
*Pops a coin in, holding the furby up as a sacrafice if needed*
A ravenous fire drake pops out of the machine, snatching up both the furby and the paws holding it. Happy infirmity!
*inserts her coin and stands well away*
Mina gets a collection of pencils with the erasers chewed off! Yum, yum, yum!
*inserts coin*
Babs gets a case of waffles with a said of bacon
-Digs around in Babs' pocket, sneaking out a coin then inserts coin-
*chirrr.... whirrr...*
Oh, too bad! It looks like the machine ate your coin-- no wait, your thing just got stuck. Dammit, you could have gotten a free PS3 but it's stuck against the glass. :<
*inserts a coin*
You get sock poetry (http://www.furry-within.com/index.php?topic=14.msg231#msg231).
*Bemusedly inserts a coin*
You get a sock. Karma's a bitch.
*wickity-what? inserts a coin*
You get a bitch.
*plops in a coin*
YOU GET START TO RICH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIBEO3TrACk#)
*Avoids a sexual innuendo somewhat while "inserting" her coin.*
You get a stalker! He sure does love him some sexual innuendo, mmmhmmm.
*Puts in an Australian dollar*
You get a eucalyptus tree! Be sure to put it somewhere nice!
*happily inserts coin*
You got a jukebox recording of the Bed Intruder Song...
-tosses in a coin "Smooth Criminal" style-
You get Zerrif! I hope you're feeling impressive today, because he's got the clap! (JK Zer, I love you furtyfurt.)
*inserts coin with a grain of salt*
Mina receives a fuzzy ball with a bell inside! (Lame prize because Sabata just woke up)
*inserts coin*
Sabata gets a pretty tentacle rape while being sucked into the machine and then spat out.
+Obi giggles from far far away while using the coin and cord trick on the machine.... Hey, it's her coin+
You get a... *POOF.* -super disappointed old nun RIGHT behind you with an aged oak smacking ruler. Try not to bend over and enjoy it, that'll really upset her!
*Layups a coin in.*
You get a KOBE BRYANT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!
*Puts incorrect change in*
You get a..Cthulhu...happy fun crazy time!
*puts in coin*
You get a boot to the head for Cthulu reference. Fuck Cthulu, you bitch.
*grmmblgrmmblcoin insert*
Since there's thunderstorms here, you get a hailstone to the head!
-feeds another coin into the machine-
You get a pair of panties! Wait, this isn't Japan...
*Tentatively inserts coin to play.*
And out jumps a mugger with your coin! Stop that thief!
*Drops in a coin that was found on the floor*
You get..... Wryyyyyy!!!!!!! +Steamroller falls+
+Obi blinks after alone time with the nun and then hides behind a riot shield while inserting the coin+
You get.... *WHAM* Oh look, a piano fell on your head.
*Pops a coin in before hiding in his mobile bunker*
You get a bunker that's full of scantily-clad men humping at your face! So much for safety.
*Pops in a coin*
You get the fairy bow! *Item GET song.* That'll go well with your Legola's costume you man-toy.
*Inserts a shilling.*
You get some tea. Whadda ya know, something normal.
*Rolls a coin in, leaving the remains of the bunker, which wasn't much by now, behind*
You get an SCV to repair the bunker and a Carrier to get the manly men out of there too. Double Prize!
+Obi flicks a coin in, wearing a Spectre outfit+
Since I don't know who/what Spectre is, you get a big fat question mark block! Look out, I 'unno what's in there~!
*inserts a coin, still mulling things over*
You get...a knight in shining armor!!
*drops in a coin*
You get his horse! Uh oh... he's lookin at you all lustylike...
*cha-ching, coin goes in!*
You get...a furt!
*coin flips in*
An acrobat flips out! Look out below! X.x
*counts out exact change in pennies and puts them in one at a time*
You get a bookie! Look out..you didnt pay the interest!
*shoves coin in*
You get..... Oops, guess the machine's broken. Quick! To the payphone to call the repair man!
*Pops a coin in*
Out of the broken machine came out a fat repair man with the hots for you, also, repairs the machine.
+Steals someone's coin and puts it in+
You get a pair of panties! Wait... they're yours and-- how'd they get in here?
*plonk, coin go in machine*
You get a...*drumroll* Wayne Brady!!
*flicks a coin in*
You get Drew! I won't put his last name cause I'm not completely sure how to spell it and I don't feel like looking it up just now XD
*Pokes a coin in*
You get Colin Mockery!!!! (oh well if I spelled it wrong :P)
*puts in a dollar*
You get... uh oh, it ate your dollar. Hungry machine is hungry I guess >.> That's what you get for overpaying XP
*Flicks in a coin*
You get a cute adorable palm size Mew action figure! Awww how cute!
*She tilts her head to the side as she presses a coin in* neh?
*Much rumbling is heard from inside the machine. A voice is heard from the inside. "Gad Dammit! I'm stuck... again!"A fluffy white Gadget tail pops out the bottom.*
*... and sticks a coin in*
You get a Gadget...and a Sham Wow o.o
*levitates a coin in*
You get a random football (pick your poison, American or otherwise) thrown at your head.
*mumbles "Coinage" and a coin pops in"
You get a worker from Merriam-Webster's and a notary! Have fun with all that coinage!
*inserts a coin*
You get...
Bristol Palin?
... Hahahahahahaha
*laughs while inserting coin*
You get.. a couch falling on you.
*Flicks a coin in*
You get a custom "#1 Grandma!" coffee mug! :D
*Kicks the machine*
You get a random McDonald's Monopoly piece and a portrait of Tsar Alexander III "The Peace Maker"
-digs a coin out of his car and pops it into the machine-
You get a Premium Heart.
Puts coin in slot, makes a wish, and hopes for the best.
You get a box-o-roxs! Game on!
*gives the machine her sad kitty face*
You get a sad kitty story:
(http://conniethegreat.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ugly1.jpg)
Try not to cry...
*Waves her hand in front of the machine.* I insert... hope.
*Out pops a stinky, fat, hairy, male sailor moon cosplayer*
in the name of the moon... he will punish you ;)
*gives the machine the "Kill Bill" stare.*
You get a life-size cardboard cut-out of Uma Thurman, as well as a plastic replica of the sword used in the film.
-puts a Euro coin into the machine, figuring any coin is useful-
You get a T-rex that chases you.
*Inserts a loonie*
*Gets a toon. Buster bunny to be precise*
(http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/wax/329/Jag_BUSTER_01.gif)
*Inserts love and happiness*
You get an emo kid. Talk about irony. And Rose, that's a good story.
*Slides a coin in*
You win a random twenty quid.
-inserts a two Euro coin for the lulz-
* Gets an ERROR 404*
*inserts a horribly tattooed individual*
The tattooed individual gets a 20-year prison term...
-throws a quarter in this time-
You get five nickles! Wow! You never lose at this game!
*Curiously pokes the machine.*
The machine pokes you back. Who'da thought that a machine could poke like that?
*Eyes the machine before inserting a coin*
You get bubble gum wrapped in a comic!
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/hambezzler.png) (http://"http://www.explosm.net/comics/2240/")
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://"http://www.explosm.net/")
Let's see.....B,8. -Puts in coin and puts in the magic combo.-
Out pops a silver ball the shines. You can open it to figure out whats in it, or just go with the flow and put it in your pocket, never to see it again.
*watches the last person get a silver ball as she steps up to the machine and puts her coinage in, tilting her head to the side in wonder of what she would get*
*Out pops a Nice shiney brand new Pantec slider phone! Lucky you!!!*
*Is angry that she didn't get a cool phone.... so she puts a bomb in the machine*
*The machine spits the bomb back out and straps it to your face. Uh oh, better go get something to cut those straps before the bomb goes off >.>*
*Shoots a coin in from a slingshot*
Yummy yummy cheesecake comes out for the woofie
*inserts a coin*
*Holiday M&M's rain down on Nat*
*ties a string to his coin and sticks it into the machine, quickly jerking it out* ^.^
You get a piece of coal for being bad and trying to cheat the machine.
*inserts a quarter*
You get a face humping squirrel. Enjoy ^-^
*Pops a coin in*
Out comes a psycho kitty!
*puts a coin in*
The hell were you doing in the machine Illu? >.> By the way, another boot to the head for you XD
*Pops a coin in*
Out pops a nude girl.
*slips a coin in*
*out rolls a child.... that begins to cry.* :(
*slips in a medallion*
Out slides Krystal's sticky white panties...that were once lacey black o.o
*slips a coin in secretly*
Out pops a miniature of Dragon! How did the machine know!? o.O
*Shrugs and puts a coin in, awaiting her fate*
*Out slides a carton of dark chocolate mint cookies!
*fingers a coin into the slot*
(Blech! mint >.< ))
A flash is taken, as a picture of Dragon pops out with his 'waiting' face on.
*giggles as she pops a coin in* mew~?
*A flashlight pops out, just as the power flickers off for two scary minutes* (Zombie Attack!)
*hides beside the machine, quickly pushing the coin in and hiding again*
*Runs and HIDES!* AH MAH GAWD IT'S TEH END OF TEH WORLD D:
Out pops a bottle of hand cream.. Always good during the winter!
*Comes back when the lights come on, looking over her shoulder every couple of seconds.... pops a coin inside... Folds her ears against her head whimpering*
*out pokes a gadgie head* don't give away my hidey hole! D8!! *Puts Driz in the machine too*
*stares at weird vending machine*
*grabs random shield*
*Inserts coin and hides behind shield*
A dragon flies out and flails at you!
*slips a coin in*
Oops, looks like Orochimaru pulled you off before you could get your prize >.>
*Pops a coin in*
A tentacle pops out from the hole to wraps around its' victim.
*Tries to help Nich the best she could, all while whimpering as she slips a coin in*
-out pops a freezie pop, a grape one...-
-tosses a coin in-
Out pops a hyper little sandcat!
(I hate you Nick! >.< )
*slips a coin in*
Out pops... pop.. popopopopop. Ooooo, firecrackers... How'd they get lit inside?
(I love you too Illu XD)
*Flicks a coin in while kicking the tentacle off* Bad! No! Down!
-the tentacle sneaks out anyway...And we'll just leave the result to the imagination-
-snickers and pops a coin in-
Out comes Pinky Pie
*pops a coin in*
-out comes Rainbow Dash...Weird, all of the sudden ponies are appearing from the machine-
-tosses a coin in-
*out comes Rarity*
Yeah weird... *pops a coin in*
Out comes a bunch of tiny people to tie you up and cart you away. Have fun being the sacrifice.
*Pokes a coin in*
Out comes a giant bull that stampedes over you. O.o
*pops a coin in after ripping some rope off*
out pops a million EXP. that dissipates into the wind.
*pops in a coin*
Out comes a rabbit!
*pops a coin in all fancy like*
Another coin. Yey money back. :3
*pops dah coin in*
Out comes a giant snake to eat you! RUN!
*slips a coin in*
*is coiled up and held by snake* O.O
*puts in his coin in with his free hand in hopes of something saving him, or not*
*Drizzy pops out and scares the snake off.* Offa Fenny Fen! *hisssssss* *Scares the snake off and she huggles the sloth* :D
*Meanwhile, pops in a coin, wanting to see what she would get*
*is huggled and watches as a pair of awesome shoes come out* :O
*puts in a coin*
SHOES! :D Woots! *huggles the shoes*
*The coin allowed the sloth to receive a pair of concert tickets to his favorite band.*
*Drizzy giggles as she puts a coin in*
*totally goes to see KoRn* <3
*didn't notice the nice pair of drum sticks that fell from the machine as well*
Well here goes nothing. *puts in coinage*
Dooohhhh drum sticks... if only I had a drum to use them on >.>
*A KoRn t-shirt pops out for Fenny*
*Puts a coin in, handing her drum sticks to Fenny*