Been wondering around for days! and I happen to stumble upon this game. It looked like a whole lot of fun. The basic idea is this. the fur above you makes a wish.
"I wish i could live forever"
The next person to post corrupts it and turns it into something else, and you make your next wish.
Granted, however you live forever as a ZOMBIE"!!
"I wish i was super popular with the lady's".
Now that we have that established, I'll make the first wish.
"I wish everyone thought i was super sexy"
I turn you into a narcissistic 'super hero' who likes to go around calling himself "Super Sexy," when in reality he's a 500 lbs obese guy riding around on a Rascal scooter wearing a dirty cape he uses as a napkin. Everyone knows him, despises him and makes fun of him so much that he's all over the internet in almost every meme you can think of resulting in the entire internet populous having some idea who he is to the point that anyone seeing him on the street would immediately recognize him as Super Sexy.
-Drops the mic-
Alright. I wish that...Yuro was here and small enough that I could put him in my pocket so I can take him everywhere I go.
After some compression and a lot of clean up. I've comprised the entirety of yuro's body into a small flask. Sadly you might need to throw him out as he has expired. :(
I wish for a good meal right now.
Granted: the meal is the most tastiest thing you have ever eating in your life. Later you find out that it was made by discarded periods from Nigeria.
I wish i had a fancy sports car.
you have a brand new Ferrari with every possible option, however every time you turn on the ignition there's a 20% chance it will explode in fiery doom
I wish for a well paying job
Granted! you now have a job that makes you feel valued, your work is amazing and your boss loves the holy heck out of you. In fact you find it not so difficult to go into work every day. Its almost a joy. Paying you at 440,000 Samalian Shillings day.
( just because i know your lazy mikk, that comes to about 20 U.S dollars a day)
I wish i was a women...
Blamo! With some nice tits and a great set of hips your the talk of the town. Sadly most of the talk is about your underbite that extends four inches in front of your face.
I'd love a good book to read.
(Good one)
-Very unceremoniously hands you a Bible- ;)
I wish for fields of lavender
congratulations, you now have several football field sized blankets of lavender colored cotton with prints of lavender plants on them
Psst you forgot to make a wish, MiLord.
Shazam! Mikk knows about his mistake, once he reads this thread.
I wish for more sunny days.
Boom! The atmosphere and water in the lakes, rivers, and oceans has dried up, the Earths rotation has stopped and only moves when You move, the sun constantly bares down on you, and with now cloud cover or atmosphere? You get your wish, but everyone, including you, dies a horrible, horrible sunny death.
I wish for 10,000,000 dollars, tax free and with no consequence from the tax revinue agency or any government or law enforcement, mafioso or criminal element either. :3
Good news you've got 10,000,000 in bills from the Confederate states of america! Perhaps you could trade them for the same amount in Zimbabwe dollars.
A nice cup of tea would be nice.
Granted, but it tastes just like coffee.
I wish I had cookies
Twinkle twinkle little KABLAMO. FUCKING COOKIES EVERYWHERE, but they're made of mashed up insects and RAISINS.
I wish I had a new brake caliper.
Horkus Porkus! You now have a Brake Caliper.......for the wrong car.
I wish I had some pie!
You get a mud pie thrown in your face.
I wish my farts smelled like fresh-baked cinnamon buns.
Everytime you fart a Cinnamon bun comes out.
I wish I had a new bike.
YOUR BIKE HAS FOUR WHEELS AND ALUMINIUM FOIL ALL OVER IT IN THE SHAPE OF A PORSCHE. Actually, that ain't half bad...
I wish I had a Klondike Bar.
SHAZAMOFOOOOOZOOOO!
A clondike bar appears in front of you. However its a cheap Chinese rip off. Chocolate is made from tears of little children and the ice cream come only in mint ice cream.
I wish I was just a little bit taller.
ASDF;LKJ You become taller. Just a little bit. Like, 0.00000000001in taller. CONGRATS!
I wish to do the fork in the garbage disposal.
FWOOM
You did it. Your pelvis isn't feeling too good.
I wish I were more clever
Suddenly, a disturbance in the space time continuum, and a giant flash. Sitting at the end of the two flaming tire marks... was a cleaver. i dont even
I wish I could see dead people
And Suddenly.......THE ZOMBIE APACOLYPSE!!! The dead rise to feast on your tender, sweet flesh.
I wish I could fly.
(What flesh? X3)
O: Holy smokes. YOU CAN FLY! Oh no... TERRORISTTTTSSSSSS!!!!
I wish I had more money for car parts.
You find a bag of stolen money on the sidewalk. Too bad the dye pack already detonated inside making the money worthless....
I wish I had a sub.
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Essentially, that happens.
I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS!!1!1one
Congrats. You now have two prancing, gay godparents who have no magic talent whatsoever.
I wish to get that which I've always wanted most!
You get EXACTLY what you wanted. You, however, realize that having this wish come true has only left you with the same empty, sad feeling you had before only worse because you didn't earn it nor does it leave you with any purpose. You have nothing left to strive for now that you have it.
I wish I had bigger breasts!
GRANTED! But unfortunately they're massive, and located on top of your head, and they're saggy, so they flop over across your eyes from time to time.
I wish Firefly was back on.
Granted
Firefly is back on television, but as a prequel to the original series with an entirely new cast. Joss Whedon collaborates on the script, but it is mostly written by Steven Mofat. It goes on for five seasons mostly due to Fox's outrageous expectations for the show only to be regarded as the worst rape of geek culture ever. (Ow. I can feel the burn through the screen on that one.)
I wish for infinite wishes.
As you wish.
Pop! Your a magical genie that is able o grant infinite wishes, but only if asked in Sanskrit by someone with both a limp and a lisp. Till that happens, your home is a colostomy bottle that needs to be used by said Sanskrit speaker for you to be released.
Can I get a dollar?
You get one Zimbabwe dollar. It is worth less than a sheet of toilet paper.
I wish for a pizza
Fine, you can have your pizza. But it's a vegan pizza, drenched in olive oil to the point where it's soggy, and it's covered in lukewarm vegan pseudo-meats.
I wish for an incorruptable wish.
Granted but it can only be a wish that costs less that $5
I wish there was a cure for hangovers
Granted, it consists of staying drunk forever.
I wish for Luc's next wish to result in him receiving an irate ferret.
Granted but its only irate for 10 seconds.
I wish Azh's next wish makes him anime
I wish that I could see past objects like walls and or metal
Granted but you are unable to see through anything made of an organic material.
I wish for the next poster to have a threesome with random ooze entities...
Granted!
However you are chosen in this threesome, and only one of these oozes have sex changing properties. Sadly however after that fateful night that sex changing ooze was eating (mistaking as red jello) and none other exist with it's properties.
Now we both must live our lives as super hot chicks with dudes who wanna stick it in our bums.
....I wish I was a dude again.
Granted.
*Inserts special double ended dildo with 'ball' weights in the middle....and a bio-adhesive that bonds with whatever flesh comes into contact with it permanently. The balls also have an auto vibrate function that triggers whenever the motion sensors within register motion equivalent to jogging. It lasts for an hour each time.*
I wish that the next person would not grant my wish...
Cafafflishawooosh!
Your wish is granted.. nothing happens and we are both chicks (except now I'm a chick with a permanent dick...hey that rhymed!)
I wish I had a coke.
Granted. *Hands you a bottle of coke filled with coke...the white stuff*
I wish I could shape shift into any form, but have one set appearance/form when I truly relax and sleep.
Granted. You may now shift into any form, though exposure to any form of light reverts you to your "natural/rest" state of Gilbert Gottfried.
I wish for Bruce Lee to return to life as he was one year prior to his mysterious death to commence a renewed life as a vigilante.
Granted, though when fighting someone who is guilty of eating cheap/cheesy chinese food, he turns into a chibi character and has a high pitched voice.
I wish for a chibi pet version of a tarasque from dungeons and dragons that moves and obeys any commands I give it as long as Slayer is said at the end of each command.
Granted: Your tarasque performs every task you give it down to the letter, however it does each and every task with incredibly slow movements. It now cannot eat, sleep, wake up, or perform many bodily functions without your direct commands either.
I wish for a stylish, sparkly hat :3
Granted! The hat is made from an old trombone and toilet seat, sandblasted clean, inlaid with perpetual motion LED lights, sparkles, and gilt leaf.
I wish I had a Goddess of the ocean's as a lover.
Pornolaboosh your wish is granted.
However she is soooo hot that she makes you cum with just a wink and a touch. When you cuddle at night she shows her Real age...(usually when she feels freaky). And feels like your freaking a 200 year old great great grandma.
I wish that I could hold my breath Forever...
SKIDOOSH! As you take your next breath you are instantly incased in a block of reinforced concrete 10'x10' and dropped into to crushing darkness of the Marianas Trench in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where you will never be disturbed. The air still in your lungs.
I wish I had a pickle!
Granted, But that will be the last pickle you can ever eat.
I wish I could kill one person and get away with it.
Granted. However you are overcome with guilt that you have to live with for the rest of your life along with the Ghost of said person relentlessly haunting you day and night.
I wish I had some batteries.
Granted! but the batteries will only last you 2 complete minutes before running out and becoming unusable.
I wish I had a fuzzy blanket to snuggle with.
Granted! It is made from the Fiber Glass Insulation in the walls and makes you itch like crazy!
I wish I had a Peanut.
Granted. It is a rotten peanut from the bar, and you don't even want to know how much 'pee' is on the nut from the unwashed hands of the barflies.
I wish for a dying, unhappy child to have a moment of pure happiness.
Granted! I've just bought the child a puppy! He only gets it for one day though, the Korean lady in the room next to him wants that puppy too.
Now, I wish I had my own animated tv series on Adult Swim!
Granted! But the show is so horribly designed it barely lasts ten episodes, and they only run for fifteen minutes apiece.
I wish for a table full of broiled crawfish!
Granted! One table full of outdated, rotten Broiled Crawfish.
I wish I had one incorruptible wish!
Oh yeah....there's the million dollar question right there!
Granted! but ya are gonna have to work for it. On a japanese game show involving lots of naked contact with octopi and squid!
I wish for a adamantium skeleton.
Granted! You fall into a vat filled with boiling adamantium which melts the skin and muscle right off your bones.
I wish I could catch that damned floating llama that keeps popping up on my screen
Granted, but it is always the bad llama and he keeps stealing your yiffs away.
I wish for more brownies.
Granted~ But they're made with the thc infused chocolate, and stuffed so full of mary jane that there's absolutely no chance of passing a drug test for at least the next year or so.
I wish for more pets pls
Granted! One million dead cats drop right into your lap. You never said they had to be alive.
I wish I had a banana
You have a banana. And you are surrounded by starving gorillas. Enjoy it while you can.
I wish this post was the last post in this thread.
Granted. Your Post was that last one made to this thread...yesterday. Moving on.
I wish I had a can of peaches.
Everyone seems to be hungry when the djinni is released...
Very well, you are granted a can of peaches. The can is made of a lead alloy, hermetically sealed, and could survive a nuclear holocaust as easily as any can opener you could find.
I wish to go on a fun, safe, two-week vacation.
Granted. However...while you are away on Vacation your entire Home town/city/borough/village is vaporized by a fleet of angry, murderous aliens.
I wish for a cute cuddly ALIVE kitten.
I'm okay with that. Your wish is also granted. You have a cute, cuddly, ALIVE kitten with rabies who must be put down. Bummer.
I wish Final Fantasy XV would actually be good when I play it.
Granted. It is the best game every created. Now every other game will suck so bad you will wanna rip your own testicles off instead of playing them.
I wish I had one million dollars
Granted. A small box filled with one million dollars of monopoly money falls on the floor by your feet. Hehe beggars can't be choosers xD
I wish for someone to snuggle with at night.
Shwing!
Granted, every night your great great great great grandma rises from her grave like a cold slimy zombie joins you in bed for a cuddle!
I wish my family wasn't so full of vegetable lovers.
Granted. Your family is now filled with fat slobs that only eat hamburgers at McDonalds.
I wish I had me some Candy!
Granted! Ya now have a bag od hard rock candy, that is so hard it breaks your teeth!
I wish I had a castle!
You don't bite down on rock candy anyway! Ha! My wish was not corrupted!
Granted! However.....it is a Sand Castle and stands about 4 feet tall at it's highest point.
I wish more people would respond to this thread!
(I kill the thread? Lol)
(You wish.)
More and more people are responding to the thread. Mostly they're responding by not posting, conscientiously objecting to this carnival of inanities and trite attempts to subvert the natural tendency of the universe toward entropy by disproving that others have sufficient chaos within them to bring destruction from any seed of creation another individual may bring forth. And some of them are just too lazy to type their response.
I wish for a paradox.
Wish for one? You basically created one!
I wish these Advertisement threads would stop.
Want the advertisements to stop? Granted! Now for a low price of giving us all your information!!!
I wish for a strawberry banana smoothie.
Granted. However....that isn't "whipped" cream that cherry is sitting on. It's barbasol extra thick shaving cream.
I wish I had my own Rock Band
Granted! But the band will never be famous and you will steadily loose interest over time from not making money.
I wish for a warm snuggle with Onyx.
Granted! However since I am made of molten magma and flames you are almost immediately fried to a burnt cinder.
I wish for a fireproof pair of mittens
Granted! A pair of mittens from Christian rock band, Fireproof, right? *mittens burn up* Oh well, it's just Christian rock.
Now, I want a hug from a famous singer from the 80s.
Granted! Michael Jackson rises from his grave to give you a warm Zombie hug just before he takes a large bite out of you.
I wish I had a large diamond necklace
Granted! But the rock is so large that every time you put it of, it cuts into your skin, nearly making you bleed out.
I wish for more firey snuggles from Onyx.
Granted! Once again burns Gabriel to a crisp though.
I wish I had a new car
Granted! But ya have to sign along the dotted line and loose all your money in making rapairs after having the car for only two days.
I wish for a bowl if blue bell ice cream.
Granted! You now have a bowl of Blue Ice Cream that tastes just like that blue stuff they use in Port-a-Johns. Enjoy!
I wish it was Summer!
Granted! And now everytime ya walk outside, its 110F and humid as all get out so ya get covered in sweat within 5 minutes. Have a great summer!
I wish for a new hat
Badaboooshki
Granted Comrade however it's made from the an us fur of a skunk. This particular hat isn't warn....it wears you!
I wish I was a chick magnet.
Granted!
1st: You turn into an actual Magnet just like in the cartoons.
2nd: You attract nothing, but baby chicks.
Enjoy.
I wish the weather would warm up!
granted! The weather increased in tempature by one degree. have fun.
I wish for a a box of scarves.
Wish chicka bow wow!
Granted You now have a box of scarves. Sadly though it came with a grandma's still in the scarves. Your evenings are now spent playing cribbage and knitting ( with many a many potty and med breaks).
I wish i was the sexiest man in the world!
Earth's population dies, leaving only you as the last surviving human. You are now the sexiest man alive, followed closely by a cockroach and a pack of twinkies.
I wish I had a sandwich.
Granted! You have a sandwich made from 3 year old moldy bread, rancid Bologna, rotten tomatoes, and spoiled mayo. Eat up!
I wish I were ten years younger!
You are 10 years younger, but look 10 years older.
I wish i had my own pond to swim in.
You now have your own pond to swim in, but if you get in you'll forget how to swim.
I wish I had a random user as a pet
Congratulations! The user that posts after me will be your pet. However, this user will dislike you and actively avoid you, driving you into a despairing sadness.
I wish I had a fancy little rubber band gun.
You get the gun, but the recoil makes the noisy cricket look tame in comparison.
I wish i had more coffee
You now have a life time supply of coffee, But If you drink it it makes you and only you, super sleepy.
I wish to had unlimited power.
SHakazoomooo! Your wish has been granted.
Power courses through your form like lightning or electricity. It comes to you at will, like some demi god! However your also magnetically charged. Any bits of metal withing 30 feet of you will come flying with deadly force. Any metal within 15 feet that is bolted will give you a almost painful shock! Forget about swimming or bathing. The high voltage feels terrible!
I wish I could quite smoking.
*Ping* You have lung cancer, are hospitalized, and are put on a respirator for what the doctor tells you will be the rest of your life. When you check the warranty on the respirator, it says it's for short-term use only and has a 6 week lifetime expectancy. But there's no way you could get from your bed to a drug store for a pack of deathsticks without collapsing in a heap of barely breathing misery.
I wish for a stranger who doesn't know happiness to be happy, even for a moment.
You've brought happiness to a stranger (http://ciyapie.weebly.com/uploads/2/5/2/0/25208207/512441654.jpg) for a brief moment in time, before the world took it away in a bloody world war. His happiness, and that of millions more, were taken violently, just to get to his happiness.
I wish for one cookie. No! Two cookies :3
You get two cookies but they are all doritos flavored.
I wish it was cooler out
KABOOOM! All the worlds nuclear bombs were fired and detonated, plunging the world into an everlasting nuclear winter. My, the snow looks a lovely shade of neon green.
I wish my rubber band gun had less of a recoil. I'd like to not fly through the wall every time I used it :c
Too easy - recoil comes from excess power, so you get no recoil and no power. You have a rubber band gun that can only lob rubber bands about a foot and a half.
I wish this thread would never end.
Too bad! You are doomed to be shocked each time you are not responding every other post to keep it alive! Wah Wah!
I wish I had some ice cream.
granted but its a really bad flavor you dont like >:3
i wish my parents would accept that im gay
Granted, but your parents have short-term memory loss, so they will always ask when you're gonna have kids.
I wish i had a new bed.
((damn...))
granted but its the cheapest bed on the maket
i wish my family wasnt allergic to cats and that i can have one
Oh, This rubber band gun shoots perfectly now! Thanks Jack! <3
By the power of Gray Skull, I proclaim that your family is no longer allergic to cats! However, every cat you get from now on will be hyper aggressive and will sit on your face as you sleep.
Now, I wish I had an attachable scope for my rubber band gun.
Ali baba granted! You have the most accurate scope in the world. You could tag a fly with it from 500 yards.
However nothing that breaths or lives ever appear on the scope.
I wish I had a mountain dew.
You get a Mountain Dew!
Except it is fresh from the plant, which means the contents are actually hot, and cursed to the point where it refuses to cool down under any circumstances. Tough luck.
I wish I had some good rest.
I wish I had a car.
You get your rest, but no amount of coffee can make you wake fully up again and you are cursed to never be productive again!
Ke,ke,ke,ke BOOM wish granted.
You are now in possession of THE most expensive car in the world.
However, your insurance is ridiculously expensive and your car is a magnet for accidents.
Blargh! I wish I had a girl friend.
Ta da, you found your true love! Unfortunatly this girl friend is a a 400 pound competitive lifter, she makes you make her a sandwitch becuse she wears the pants, is really abusive, and your too afraid to devorce her becuse she gave you 20 kids after that one night she had her way with you.
I wish i was Timber
BOOM! You are now a tree about to be cut down fir some Firewood.
I wish I had some Marshmellows
I don't wanna be that person, but congrats on making the Ghostbusters deal with another Stay Puft man.
I wish I could hypnotize with a look.
So it has been asked? So shall it be granted! You gain your new power just as you are looking in the bathroom mirror and thus hypnotize yourself!
I wish I had some sushi! Starving right now..
Shaka boomagranted.
You now have 6 pieces of the most delicious sushi in the world. However your bill comes to 4000.00 dollars.
I wish for supreme power!
Boom granted! But now you live in a lamp and are at the bidding of whomever rubs it.
I wish for another wish.
you get another wish but its only 1/3 of a wish.
I wish people would stop talking about politics on social media
Granted! Your wish comes true, There are no more politics on social media. However anything that was politics is now replaced with anything about Kardashian and porno.
I wish I could find a role play.
You've found your roleplay through a delightful run in with a stranger in the chat. He begins by saying "Hey, watch me suck my own draconic cock head!"
I wish for power armor.
Kaboom! You have power armour with no way to recycle waste. While this armour is locked around your body, you will slowly build up waste inside your armour and will inevitably die from multiple complications.
I wish for a time machine!
SHAZZZAAAAMMM!
You are now a proud owner of a time machine, To be precise the one from "back to the future" with the mister Fusion of course.
However the time machine only allows you to travel back 30 seconds into the past. XP
I wish I was a bit taller.
so be it
*you are now stand at 20 feet tall, to tall to be of any real use*
I wish, I could pull any Item of a t.v or p.c screen as long as it's on screen.
You can do it, but have to constantly dodge that girl from the ring who wants it too.
I wish i could have a pet kitten
Wish granted.
You pet the kitten, but realize too late it has rabies, it bites you, and in turn, you cannot get medical attention and end up dying after going batshit insane!
I wish I had something better to do with my time...
[wish.exe loading........100%]
You invent a flex capacitor to travel through your time, but end up going back to 1956, scaring the townfolk, and inadvertently inventing trap music. (No copyright infringement!)
I wish I had a full motion flight simulator.
Granted, you now have full flying simulation however it's very buggy and often crashes your system files
I wish I could could see a fusion of Timber and Kor
Scada-moosh, Scada-moosh! Can I grant your wish for you!
Your wish has been granted, Kor and Timber both do a dragonball Z fusion dance...in an alternative universe...as bears...
I wish that "ready player one" was a real thing...and we all could play!