(02:58:11) Arthropod: Man, fuck flies: http://macromeme.com/dog/fly-logic.html
(02:59:08) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(03:00:01) Cheeky_Stoat: Black/horse/deer flies are the fucking worst.
(03:00:14) Cheeky_Stoat: As annoying as those flies are they're a preference.
(03:02:19) Arthropod: When I was in grade 8, I was lying on the floor during lunch, thinking about breasts. My eyes were closed, my mouth was open, and I had half a staff.
(03:02:37) Arthropod: Then the biggest fly on the planet flew into my mouth
(03:02:51) Arthropod: I was instantly on my feet and flaccid.
(03:03:05) Arthropod: And spitting the damned thing out on the floor
(03:03:31) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(03:04:54) Cheeky_Stoat: That was such an erotic story.
(03:07:50) Arthropod: Better love story than Twilight
(03:08:50) Cheeky_Stoat: Truth.