You Know your Drunk when...

[Yoko Akechi]

I know I'm drunk when I wake up in the middle of the floor of my apartment look around and wonder where the hell I am.

[Qaja]

I know I'm drunk when climbing three stairs seems to be an impossible task.

[Dathek]

I know I'm drunk when I purchase online porn x.x

[Yoko Akechi]

I know I'm drunk when I scream " SEX " at the guy behind the Burger king speaker who is asking what I want..

[Aaryn Skychaser]

I'm pretty sure everyone else knows when I'm drunk before I even realize I've stumbled over that proverbial hurdle

[Fen]

You know your drunk when your drinking with me.

[Yoko Akechi]

You know you're drunk when you drunk dial yourself and get upset when you hear the busy tone..

[Fen]

You know your drunk when you think you should start a Professional Quarters League.

[Yoko Akechi]

You know you're drunk when you start playing bloody knuckles and punch the guy out for making you bleed..

[Fen]

You know your drunk when you think you can sing dropkick Murphy better then anyone.

[Yoko Akechi]

You know you're drunk when the last word out of your mouth every sentence is.. " Eh fanzy!! "

[Fen]

You know your drunk when playing bottle rocket wars seems more then a good idea.

[Yoko Akechi]

You know you're drunk when you believe you are invincible and can do anything.. til you fall out of a tree trying to be a possum..

[Fen]

You know your drunk when you think you can be a better possum the the last guy.

[Yoko Akechi]

You know you're drunk when you have no idea what a possum is.. but hell you wanna be one.