I know I'm drunk when I wake up in the middle of the floor of my apartment look around and wonder where the hell I am.

I know I'm drunk when climbing three stairs seems to be an impossible task.

I know I'm drunk when I purchase online porn x.x

I know I'm drunk when I scream " SEX " at the guy behind the Burger king speaker who is asking what I want..

I'm pretty sure everyone else knows when I'm drunk before I even realize I've stumbled over that proverbial hurdle

You know your drunk when your drinking with me.

You know you're drunk when you drunk dial yourself and get upset when you hear the busy tone..

You know your drunk when you think you should start a Professional Quarters League.

You know you're drunk when you start playing bloody knuckles and punch the guy out for making you bleed..

You know your drunk when you think you can sing dropkick Murphy better then anyone.

You know you're drunk when the last word out of your mouth every sentence is.. " Eh fanzy!! "

You know your drunk when playing bottle rocket wars seems more then a good idea.

You know you're drunk when you believe you are invincible and can do anything.. til you fall out of a tree trying to be a possum..

You know your drunk when you think you can be a better possum the the last guy.

You know you're drunk when you have no idea what a possum is.. but hell you wanna be one.