timber on 50 shades of grey

[Timber]

er: So grounded if a bolt of lightning struck you would not get hurt!

(20:55:19) (Pantsless_Mikk): XD

(20:55:23) Natannis: Horrifying, Tim.

(20:55:28) Stakie: It's a bad book. Puts a horrible look on what BDSM is.

(20:55:31) Vlad1Eye: nice one timber

(20:55:47) Vlad1Eye: wasn't it a twilight fan fic at first?

(20:56:14) Stakie: That would only make it worse.

(20:56:17) (Pantsless_Mikk): I actually gave someonne a nice little visual aid for the difference, 50 shades was a picture of The Joker and Harley, REAL BDSM was a picture of Gomez and Morticia

(20:56:19) Natannis: I personally wouldn't be surprised. I think I remember reading that somewhere.

(20:56:23) (Pantsless_Mikk): it made things clear to him SO quickly XD

(20:56:40) (Pantsless_Mikk): it was a twilight fan fic at first

(20:56:51) Stakie: Gross!

(20:56:56) Stakie: So much worse.

(20:57:01) (Pantsless_Mikk): and then the author decided to instead, just make it worse . . . I'd say hard to believe, but . . . we3ll, you know about the finished product

(20:57:12) Natannis: It somehow became a movie.

(20:57:27) Vlad1Eye: yeah and so did twilight but i don't blame the author

(20:57:33) Stakie: Because people are stupid.

(20:57:41) Vlad1Eye: i blame all the moms who bought it

(20:57:41) (Pantsless_Mikk): it became a movie because celeberities reading excerpts in their well known affectations went viral

(20:57:54) (Pantsless_Mikk): most popular among them being Morgan Freeman and Gilbert Godfreid

(20:57:55) Stakie: It really makes me sad though.

(20:58:20) Timber: So 50 shades of grey is like the call of duty to knowing anything about firearms

(20:58:34) Stakie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(20:58:35) Vlad1Eye: oh timber, its true

(20:58:39) (Pantsless_Mikk): XD

(20:58:39) Stakie: Good analogy.

(20:58:43) Stakie: I love it.

(20:58:46) Natannis: I saw the Gilbert Godfreid one and lost it. I haven't seen the Morgan Freeman one though.

(20:58:57) KimmiKat: Perfect analogy.

(20:59:04) (Pantsless_Mikk): I've HEARD the morgan freeman one, it got played on the radio a lot for a while

(20:59:04) Timber: That's how I get things