Furry-Within

Granted~ But they're made with the thc infused chocolate, and stuffed so full of mary jane that there's absolutely no chance of passing a drug test for at least the next year or so.

I wish for more pets pls

Granted! One million dead cats drop right into your lap. You never said they had to be alive.

I wish I had a banana

You have a banana. And you are surrounded by starving gorillas. Enjoy it while you can.

I wish this post was the last post in this thread.

Granted. Your Post was that last one made to this thread...yesterday. Moving on.

I wish I had a can of peaches.

Everyone seems to be hungry when the djinni is released...

Very well, you are granted a can of peaches. The can is made of a lead alloy, hermetically sealed, and could survive a nuclear holocaust as easily as any can opener you could find.

I wish to go on a fun, safe, two-week vacation.

Granted. However...while you are away on Vacation your entire Home town/city/borough/village is vaporized by a fleet of angry, murderous aliens.

I wish for a cute cuddly ALIVE kitten.

I'm okay with that. Your wish is also granted. You have a cute, cuddly, ALIVE kitten with rabies who must be put down. Bummer.

I wish Final Fantasy XV would actually be good when I play it.

Granted. It is the best game every created. Now every other game will suck so bad you will wanna rip your own testicles off instead of playing them.

I wish I had one million dollars

Granted. A small box filled with one million dollars of monopoly money falls on the floor by your feet. Hehe beggars can't be choosers xD

I wish for someone to snuggle with at night.

Shwing!
Granted, every night your great great great great grandma rises from her grave like a cold slimy zombie joins you in bed for a cuddle!

I wish my family wasn't so full of vegetable lovers.

Granted. Your family is now filled with fat slobs that only eat hamburgers at McDonalds.

I wish I had me some Candy!

Granted! Ya now have a bag od hard rock candy, that is so hard it breaks your teeth!

I wish I had a castle!

You don't bite down on rock candy anyway! Ha! My wish was not corrupted!

Granted! However.....it is a Sand Castle and stands about 4 feet tall at it's highest point.

I wish more people would respond to this thread!

(I kill the thread? Lol)

(You wish.)

More and more people are responding to the thread. Mostly they're responding by not posting, conscientiously objecting to this carnival of inanities and trite attempts to subvert the natural tendency of the universe toward entropy by disproving that others have sufficient chaos within them to bring destruction from any seed of creation another individual may bring forth. And some of them are just too lazy to type their response.

I wish for a paradox.