Furry-Within

Wish for one? You basically created one!

I wish these Advertisement threads would stop.

Want the advertisements to stop? Granted! Now for a low price of giving us all your information!!!

I wish for a strawberry banana smoothie.

Granted. However....that isn't "whipped" cream that cherry is sitting on. It's barbasol extra thick shaving cream.

I wish I had my own Rock Band

Granted! But the band will never be famous and you will steadily loose interest over time from not making money.

I wish for a warm snuggle with Onyx.

Granted! However since I am made of molten magma and flames you are almost immediately fried to a burnt cinder.

I wish for a fireproof pair of mittens

Granted!  A pair of mittens from Christian rock band, Fireproof, right?  *mittens burn up*  Oh well, it's just Christian rock.

Now, I want a hug from a famous singer from the 80s.

Granted! Michael Jackson rises from his grave to give you a warm Zombie hug just before he takes a large bite out of you.

I wish I had a large diamond necklace

Granted! But the rock is so large that every time you put it of, it cuts into your skin, nearly making you bleed out.

I wish for more firey snuggles from Onyx.

Granted! Once again burns Gabriel to a crisp though.

I wish I had a new car

Granted! But ya have to sign along the dotted line and loose all your money in making rapairs after having the car for only two days.

I wish for a bowl if blue bell ice cream.

Granted! You now have a bowl of Blue Ice Cream that tastes just like that blue stuff they use in Port-a-Johns. Enjoy!

I wish it was Summer!

Granted! And now everytime ya walk outside, its 110F and humid as all get out so ya get covered in sweat within 5 minutes. Have a great summer!

I wish for a new hat

Badaboooshki
  Granted Comrade however it's made from the an us fur of a skunk. This particular hat isn't warn....it wears you!

I wish I was a chick magnet.

Granted!
1st: You turn into an actual Magnet just like in the cartoons.
2nd: You attract nothing, but baby chicks.
Enjoy.

I wish the weather would warm up!

granted! The weather increased in tempature by one degree. have fun.

I wish for a a box of scarves.