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Poorly Describe a Movie's Plot

Started by Micah Weil, May 12, 2017, 02:33:21 AM

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Micah Weil

The title says it all...explain a movie plot. Poorly. See if others can guess it.

For example:
"Notorious shut-in tries to murder his guests in ironic ways based on their character flaws, ends up giving his home away to the one he couldn't."
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.

Bones

#1
[spoiler]Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.[/spoiler]


Mad Scientist will stop at nothing to steal his rivals fame and fans. Ends up shot out of the sky by the military, and told to leave decision making up to his spouse.


[Please spoiler your solutions, so everyone can enjoy. ♥]
On very tiny pivots do human lives turn.

Micah Weil

#2
[spoiler]Nightmare Before Christmas[/spoiler]

Rats who have formed a band get invited to hang out with aging rock star, eventually sing a demon back to hell. Iggy Pop is somehow involved.
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.

Azhtek

[spoiler]Rock & Rule[/spoiler]

A man goes back in time to have sex with his best friend's mum.

Onyx Ashes

[spoiler]The Terminator[/spoiler]

Clint Eastwood has to steal a Top Secret Jet and fly around

Arthropod

[spoiler]Firefox[/spoiler]

A reckless idiot newcomer gets promoted to General after accidentally causing the death his flawless mentor, the former General.
See ya later, shitlords!

Arthropod

[spoiler]The Transformers The Movie (I suck at this)[/spoiler]

Bob Hoskins vs. Dennis Hopper.
See ya later, shitlords!

Micah Weil

[spoiler]Super Mario Bros The Atrocity The Movie[/spoiler]

Coney Island natives visiting a business partner in the Bronx have to make it back home while dealing with the most hostile creatures known to man - New Yorkers.
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.

Celi

[spoiler]The Warriors[/spoiler]

A British hitman takes a bunch of drugs and energy drinks and beats people up for an hour and a half.

Luc

[spoiler]Crank?[/spoiler]

A rockstar with childhood issues learns via cartoons that hammers are nazis and the law is really gay
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

Micah Weil

[spoiler]Pink Floyd's The Wall[/spoiler]

A woman desperate to heal her sick daughter searches for a cure, ends up fighting a supernatural evil, cultists that make Jehova's Witnesses seem nice, and someone who's really into geometry.
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.

Arthropod

[spoiler]Silent Hill[/spoiler]

A senior has to prevent witches from invading Earth.
See ya later, shitlords!

Micah Weil

[spoiler]Hocus Pocus[/spoiler]

Russian sailor who dreams of polygamous freedom in America dies on submarine.
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.

Luc

[spoiler]The Hunt for Red October[/spoiler]

A group of children have to get past a genetically mutated giant dog in order to retrieve an important sphere
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

Micah Weil

[spoiler]Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone[/spoiler]

Irish immigrant ends up in an urban neighborhood searching for his belongings. The locals suffer because of it.
The one, the original, the raccoon.
At your service.