Furry-Within

Granted! Your wish comes true, There are no more politics on social media. However anything that was politics is now replaced with anything about Kardashian and porno.

I wish I could find a role play.

You've found your roleplay through a delightful run in with a stranger in the chat. He begins by saying "Hey, watch me suck my own draconic cock head!"

I wish for power armor.

Kaboom! You have power armour with no way to recycle waste. While this armour is locked around your body, you will slowly build up waste inside your armour and will inevitably die from multiple complications.

I wish for a time machine!

SHAZZZAAAAMMM!

You are now a proud owner of a time machine, To be precise the one from "back to the future" with the mister Fusion of course.
However the time machine only allows you to travel back 30 seconds into the past. XP

I wish I was a bit taller.

so be it
*you are now stand at 20 feet tall, to tall to be of any real use*
I wish, I could pull any Item of a t.v or p.c screen as long as it's on screen.

You can do it, but have to constantly dodge that girl from the ring who wants it too.

I wish i could have a pet kitten

Wish granted.

You pet the kitten, but realize too late it has rabies, it bites you, and in turn, you cannot get medical attention and end up dying after going batshit insane!

I wish I had something better to do with my time...

[wish.exe loading........100%]

You invent a flex capacitor to travel through your time, but end up going back to 1956, scaring the townfolk, and inadvertently inventing trap music. (No copyright infringement!)

I wish I had a full motion flight simulator.

Granted, you now have full flying simulation however it's very buggy and often crashes your system files

I wish I could could see a fusion of Timber and Kor

Scada-moosh, Scada-moosh! Can I grant your wish for you!
  Your wish has been granted, Kor and Timber both do a dragonball Z fusion dance...in an alternative universe...as bears...

I wish that "ready player one" was a real thing...and we all could play!