"Hey baby do you know where your paperbag with the mouth hole went?"

*I am not sure if that is you or just a fat roll but it feels SOOOOOO good*

"Wait, did I go already?"

Did that just come out of you?

I'm oddly craving fish. What about you?

"Can we try tail sex this time? I really need to get off tonight."

"From this angle you look just like my (insert name of relative here.)"

" Is it just me.. or does my grandmother suck better then you do? "

I'm gonna... I think I'm... I'm gonna... puke...

Holy shi-oh no wait, nevermind, that's just you.

"Get the hell off."

"Move out of the way I can't see the TV."

"You aren't doing it right, move I'll show you."

"You're going to put what in where?!"

"Just stick it in and get it over worth.. "

"Yepp okay now get out of my room.. "

It's okay. Size isn't everything.

"Hahahaha..That tickled."

"Mmm, talk to me like your dad."