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Felicia's miswhispers

Started by Vulpes Proeliator, January 23, 2011, 04:56:51 AM

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Vulpes Proeliator

The dark, beautiful, evil wolverine mistress attracts plenty of attention. Most of the time, it's due to being incredibly alluring. But despite being something of a local legend with those that know her, I've found she has a very amusing quirk.

The worse it is for her to send out a miswhisper, the more likely she makes it. Thus, I catalog for amusement (with permission). Keep in mind, that the context of all these remarks are in the public chat. Typically, they come out of the blue and appear unrelated to the usually mundane topic that people were talking about.


(I really hope this thread doesn't make her more careful [if she's capable of that. I think the gods have cursed her whispering abilities] and we don't get so many miswhispers)



(22:46:11) Felicia_Wolverinni: yeah but think of it.. vibrating tongue ring.. can you imagine that circling Vulpes's cock.. tickling the underside of his shaft, teasing his nads??
(22:46:15) Felicia_Wolverinni: Shit
(22:46:32) Fen: ...go on.

Vulpes Proeliator

 (21:11:46) Felicia Wolverinni: Yes, it's true.. lack of sex in females tends to make them cranky , at least for me since I have a males libido and want it all the time. Can't speak for all women but I imagine most get cranky if they don't get laid.
(21:11:56) Felicia Wolverinni: damnit

Vulpes Proeliator

(21:40:38) Felicia_Wolverinni: Dissius Not necessarily a bad thing.. just don't wind up with Oh baby.. I'm cuuuummmmmmmming!

Vulpes Proeliator

(22:53:12) Felicia_Wolverinni: I new to go to the porn shop and get a new toy.. It appears I have used this one to excess and now it just hums at me.. uncool
(22:53:16) Felicia_Wolverinni: {fuck}

Vulpes Proeliator

(00:03:52) Felicia_Wolverinni: So you mean to tell me that if Felicia bites off his cock, he can just spawn a new one?

Vulpes Proeliator

 (22:11:45) Felicia_Wolverinni: Who do I have to fuck to get one of those

Vulpes Proeliator

Not exactly a miswhisper, but still amusing.




(01:17:18) Felicia_Wolverinni: {god damn, you know yo're tired when you whisper yourself

Dissius

Figured I'd contribute.

(19:19:29) Felicia_Wolverinni: Yeah but Sabata have you ever fucked a dead pussy.. It don't get much tighter than that except for a 12 yr old virgin. I mean think about it after riga mortis sets in and all those muscles tighten up, that would be worth fucking, no sloppy loose cunt, nice and tight
Had I half the mind, I wouldn't be able to post.

Vulpes Proeliator

Yeah, you can contribute as long as you stick the format. I don't want to get this thread cluttered like other chat log threads I have.



(19:42:51) Felicia_Wolverinni: Goddammit, now I have to change my panties.. Saba you cunt

Dissius



(00:11:43) Felicia_Wolverinni: I guess what I'm saying is: Describe your penis to me
Had I half the mind, I wouldn't be able to post.

Jack Rabbit

(15:26:50) Felicia_Wolverinni: Put a blanket under her ass, flip her over on her back, spread her legs and have a box lunch
(15:26:54) Felicia_Wolverinni: oops

Jack Rabbit

#11
(01:25:49) Felicia_Wolverinni: *Felicia stared down at him a wide lascivious smile spread across her lips, she extended her tongue and moistened them. What a delicious treat she had kneeling before her, but then again all males were nothing more mere dalliances to the wolverine. Toys to be played with until she grew bored and discarded them. She extended a paw outward, it scratched at the top of his head as she murred. He would need instruction though, of that she was certain. Her paw slid down from his head and moved to cup his chin lifting it upward to meet her gaze. She spoke clear and concise directions to him so that she would not have to repeat her words.* I want you to lick my pussy until I scream for you to stop!
(01:25:55) Felicia_Wolverinni: {DELETE}
(01:26:30) Sabata_McCloud: Nice fail.
(01:26:30) Felicia_Wolverinni: thanks you
(01:26:41) Felicia_Wolverinni: fuck you too Saba
(01:27:20) Jack_Rabbit: That was win, in my book.
(01:27:42) Felicia_Wolverinni: damn all you fucking speed readers

Nicholas

(15:56:03) Felicia_Wolverinni: Well hell what can I say.. I have a males libido trapped in a female's body that seems to enjoy multiple orgasms. So yeah sometimes it's good to be female.
(15:56:05) Felicia_Wolverinni: shit
(15:56:14) Nicholas: XD
(15:56:30) Nicholas: And miswhisper Fel strikes again XD
(15:56:38) (Jen/Reen): hahahahaa
(15:56:39) Felicia_Wolverinni: :P
(15:56:45) Felicia_Wolverinni: I blame you this time Nick

Mito Blue

(21:06:38) Felicia_Wolverinni: Don't sass me or I'll slap you right in the penis
(21:06:41) Felicia_Wolverinni: oops

Jack Rabbit

(20:20:36) Felicia_Wolverinni: 56fucking clown
(20:20:36) Jen laughs
(20:21:03) Felicia_Wolverinni: >.> ops
(20:21:11) Celzic: ;O
(20:21:40) Jack_Rabbit: That's some fucked up 69.
(20:22:08) Felicia_Wolverinni: indeed