Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

Started by Natina, December 05, 2010, 04:30:49 AM

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March 16, 2011, 12:02:07 PM #60
"That better be the waterbed leaking."
April 14, 2011, 03:30:01 AM #61
"Are you sure you're clean?"

"Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"
April 14, 2011, 10:15:22 PM #62
Hahahaha..wait what? It wasn't suppose to tickle?
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
April 24, 2011, 09:49:15 PM #63
"Are you in yet?"
May 08, 2011, 02:00:47 PM #64
"Is it Wednesday today?" Apparently my fiancee's girlfriend asked her boyfriend that while they were having sex.
May 08, 2011, 04:30:52 PM #65
"Whoa...you have HUGE nipples"
May 08, 2011, 04:50:50 PM #66
What a lady shouldn't say when having sex with someone:
"Can dog saliva change your PH in your vagina?"
I put on my robe and wizard hat!
May 08, 2011, 10:25:32 PM #67
"Woooooah! I'm half way there!"
May 09, 2011, 12:38:20 PM #68
"You sure?... But then... Why the hell DO they call cat's pussies?! Worked fine for me!!"
May 09, 2011, 06:34:47 PM #69
"Alright lets try it without the scabs."
May 10, 2011, 02:49:40 AM #70
"Get off me, grandma, I'm done!"
May 12, 2011, 10:26:04 AM #71
An epic Tucker Max quote:

Jaime "But...I like normal sex."
Tucker "Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black."
May 17, 2011, 12:48:19 AM #72
"And then the surgeon removes the retinal lens from the eye. "
May 17, 2011, 03:14:35 AM #73
Yes! 10 points! I struck gold!... No.. not you baby... in my nose, of course!
*On her way to be married October 31st, 2015!*

~Chocolate and Catnip, what can be better?
May 17, 2011, 01:39:14 PM #74
"... This isn't where I parked my car."
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