"Almost as good as your mom...and aunt...and sister..."

"You mean Metal Gear can launch nukes?"

"This is just like one of my Japanese animes!!!"

Male- "Mmmm... Amy!"

Female- "Amy?... Isn't that your sister?...  >.>"

(Incest FTW XD)

Friendly spy-plane inbound.

"But it was a really nice carpet..."

" Would you bend over and let me stick this frozen wiener up your ass too?"

"If you look at it with the right angle it looks like grizzly adams."

*Girl looks to the guy she is sucking off, his bush against her lip*
Guy- From up here, you kinda look like Hitler... *Snicker snort*
Girl- D:<

" Do you smell weird.. ".. " Oh don't worry , the doctor says it might not be contagious.. " ... " D:"

Oh yes! Now what was your name again? What do you mean we've been together for years? That's not a name.

You love me and will do anything for me? Okay, well, I got these hemorrhoids bugging me~

" Hold it.. hold it.. hold it... TORPEDO'S INBOUND!! "

"Oh I'm gonna cuuuuum I think we should see other people.

"How about we call it quits and I give you an A for effort, teach?"