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The Vending Machine Game~!

Started by Nellie O., September 11, 2010, 05:09:21 PM

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Zerrif

#15
September 16, 2010, 11:10:16 AM
*chirrr.... whirrr...*

Oh, too bad! It looks like the machine ate your coin-- no wait, your thing just got stuck. Dammit, you could have gotten a free PS3 but it's stuck against the glass. :<

*inserts a coin*
(14:25:43) Zerrif: My sister just made me deep throat a granola bar.
(14:25:43) Zerrif: .-.
(14:25:53) Tsunama: Faggot.
(14:25:58) Bellatrix:  Sexy zerr o.0
(14:25:58) Sabata_McCloud: You enjoyed it.
(14:26:00) Dissius: Should have been easy for you Zerr.

Leithri

#16
September 16, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
You get sock poetry.

*Bemusedly inserts a coin*

Nellie O.

#17
September 16, 2010, 11:08:09 PM
You get a sock.  Karma's a bitch.

*wickity-what?  inserts a coin*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.

Zerrif

#18
September 17, 2010, 02:14:59 AM
You get a bitch.

*plops in a coin*
(14:25:43) Zerrif: My sister just made me deep throat a granola bar.
(14:25:43) Zerrif: .-.
(14:25:53) Tsunama: Faggot.
(14:25:58) Bellatrix:  Sexy zerr o.0
(14:25:58) Sabata_McCloud: You enjoyed it.
(14:26:00) Dissius: Should have been easy for you Zerr.

Rosette Contrail

#19
September 21, 2010, 03:21:56 AM
YOU GET START TO RICH.

*Avoids a sexual innuendo somewhat while "inserting" her coin.*
Will change to something better eventually.

Aaryn Skychaser

#20
September 21, 2010, 11:58:10 AM
You get a stalker! He sure does love him some sexual innuendo, mmmhmmm.

*Puts in an Australian dollar*

Nellie O.

#21
September 21, 2010, 12:36:59 PM
You get a eucalyptus tree!  Be sure to put it somewhere nice!

*happily inserts coin*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.

Qaja

#22
September 22, 2010, 07:07:56 AM
You got a jukebox recording of the Bed Intruder Song...

-tosses in a coin "Smooth Criminal" style-
Toothcat!

Nellie O.

#23
September 22, 2010, 11:53:58 AM
You get Zerrif!  I hope you're feeling impressive today, because he's got the clap!  (JK Zer, I love you furtyfurt.)

*inserts coin with a grain of salt*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.

Sabata_McCloud

#24
September 22, 2010, 01:07:20 PM
Mina receives a fuzzy ball with a bell inside!  (Lame prize because Sabata just woke up)

*inserts coin*
"Of course you don't know.  You don't know because only I know.  If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you.  And a student who teaches teachers is presumptuous and rude.  Do I make myself clear?"

Dark Kitsune

#25
September 22, 2010, 03:03:42 PM
Sabata gets a pretty tentacle rape while being sucked into the machine and then spat out.

+Obi giggles from far far away while using the coin and cord trick on the machine.... Hey, it's her coin+

Rosette Contrail

#26
September 22, 2010, 07:26:46 PM
You get a... *POOF.* -super disappointed old nun RIGHT behind you with an aged oak smacking ruler. Try not to bend over and enjoy it, that'll really upset her!

*Layups a coin in.*
Will change to something better eventually.

Aaryn Skychaser

#27
September 22, 2010, 07:47:32 PM
You get a KOBE BRYANT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

*Puts incorrect change in*

Logan_Shadowclaw

#28
September 22, 2010, 07:49:41 PM
You get a..Cthulhu...happy fun crazy time!

*puts in coin*

Nellie O.

#29
September 22, 2010, 09:19:41 PM
You get a boot to the head for Cthulu reference.  Fuck Cthulu, you bitch.

*grmmblgrmmblcoin insert*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.
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