My Chat Log Archive

Rosette Contrail · October 23, 2010, 07:11:15 PM

Repurposed for general funny chat logs I've done.

[spoiler=Elmer Time](21:30:58) (NolFwa): awww ninja need a wapeing?

(21:31:09) darkninja0200: wapeing?

(21:31:16) (NolFwa): rapeing...

(21:31:24) darkninja0200: oh X3
(21:31:31) darkninja0200: no just something good
(21:31:40) darkninja0200: like some good RP
(21:31:45) darkninja0200: full of smut andf romance
(21:31:49) darkninja0200: lots of both
(21:31:51) darkninja0200: >w<

(21:31:54) (Rosette_Contrail): Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm wapeing wabbits.

(21:32:00) darkninja0200: O:
(21:32:05) darkninja0200: OKAY ELMER

(21:32:07) (NolFwa): lmao
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Only on Nickelodeon](00:54:04) (ZeDDy_eDDy): wow that is really shopped...
(00:54:26) YiffBot: (May) leaves the channel.

(00:54:27) Mint: Zeddy Eddy.
(00:54:32) Mint: Is that Nol?
(00:54:39) Mint: I got a feeling that's Nol.

(00:54:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Zed, Zedd, and Zeddy.

(00:54:47) Amariithynar: I agree with Zed. I can see the pixels.

(00:54:52) Mint lol'd.

(00:55:00) Amariithynar: OH MY GOD THANK YOU ROSE I WAS THINKING THAT FOREVER.

(00:55:04) Kirna: Rose<3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pain Recognition and Knucklebanging](00:46:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Ow geez fuck my hand. I just had one of those random pain spikes...

(00:46:27) YiffBot: (Ike) enters the channel.

(00:46:49) golden_folf: Maybe you should stop fapping so much.

(00:46:49) (Rosette_Contrail): I really shouldn't type how much it hurts because it makes it worse. ...I'm not good at this "Pain recognition" thing at all.

(00:47:04) Mint lol'd.

(00:47:19) Kirna: ...keeps typing.

(00:47:33) YiffBot: darkninja0200 is now known as (Flare).

(00:47:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes, I'm a bloody masochist. I'm gonna go write a novel till it goes away.

(00:47:48) Amariithynar: Oh I did plenty of moping and sulking and being emo and shit.

(00:48:09) Mint: DO IT WRITE IT NOW I AM MAKING THIS A RUN-ON SENTENCE TO AVOID SPAMMING OR SOME SHIT

(00:48:11) Amariithynar: It's just been long enough that I finally kicked myself in the ass, said fuck it, and picked up the pieces.
(00:48:17) YiffBot: (Ike) leaves the channel.
(00:48:19) Amariithynar: Pft.

(00:48:43) Mint: Relationships are for people with emotions anyway.
(00:48:45) Mint: P-shaw.

(00:48:57) (Rosette_Contrail): I bet you'd get off on the idea of me doing that, Mint. You dirty garou, you're probably knuckle banging yourself right now to the idea of my poor thumb suffering.

(00:49:01) Amariithynar: Eh, true enough.

(00:49:11) (Rosette_Contrail): As I slave away in front of my typewriter.

(00:49:11) NickNightWolf simply nodded his head back to hir as he watched hir lay against his chest and he wrapped his arms around hir neck as he stretched out along the couch and layed back with hir "Oh yes we will make-up for everything"

(00:49:15) Amariithynar: Sorry Rose, that was me you're hearing.
(00:49:42) Amariithynar is in a goofy mood and has been in such all evening. He wonders why.

(00:49:46) Mint has been knuckle-banging herself for the past 30 minutes.

(00:50:02) Kirna: Damn. Does it hurt yet?

(00:50:06) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd hope not. You'd be right outside of my window in that case. Doing your little pervert dance.

(00:50:12) Mint means punching her crotch relentless when she says 'knuckle-banging'.
(00:50:23) Mint: It hurts. So good.

(00:50:28) Kirna: Thus why I asked if it hurts.

(00:50:37) Amariithynar: Yeah, my pervert dance goes something like "YAR HAR A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!" then splooge everywhere.

(00:50:38) YiffBot: Light_Tarnussea has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:50:38) Kirna: Oh good, a sadomasochist. My kinda gal<3

(00:50:43) Colte: ((Is personally impressed that anyone other than hirself, has, much-less knows HOW to operate a typewriter these days! LOL ))

(00:50:47) Amariithynar: so unless you're hearing that, it's all good.

(00:50:47) Kirna: Oh, Folf does that.

(00:51:04) YiffBot: Ychan - http://chan.yiffy.tk/rl/your+furry+girlfriend+nude/101884

(00:51:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint is like "FUCK YOU BABIES."

(00:51:40) Mint: Who needs to reproduce?
(00:51:42) Mint: When you can just.
(00:51:49) Mint: Adopt. I dunno. Shit.
(00:51:58) Mint poker faces.
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[spoiler=Old People, Sexy Teachers and other Mint fun](01:14:56) YiffBot: wolfpack726 logs into the Chat.
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(01:18:48) Kirna: Suddenly quiet. <.<

(01:18:57) (Jess): LOUD NOISES

(01:19:04) Colte: <---- farts..
(01:19:18) Colte: ::Looks smug-n-stuff::

(01:19:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Golf clap.*

(01:19:24) Mint lol'd.
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(01:19:46) Anima_Incuven: XDDD

(01:19:56) Kirna molests teh burd.

(01:20:04) Anima_Incuven: Miiiint

(01:20:21) Colte: (was a messy, after-smex fart too! )
(01:20:33) Colte: ::Noms on some pretzels, tail swishing::

(01:20:46) Anima_Incuven: ((LOL COLTE!!))

~*~

(01:27:29) Anima_Incuven needs a name for a God/Goddess worshipped by monks! ))

(01:27:57) LemmikAmour: Anciaetiva

(01:28:13) Anima_Incuven: ooh that one was interesting~
(01:28:17) Anima_Incuven: any others...?

(01:28:46) LemmikAmour: Drakoniz

(01:29:06) Colte: ((*POKES* Ani, then giggles, "MEAD!" ))

(01:30:10) Anima_Incuven: a God named Mead, wow he must receive a LOT of teasing from his fellow divines and false prayers from the mortals! lol

Man: More Mead!
Mead: *Appears!* More what!?" ))

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(01:31:20) Mint: I'mma buy you a draaaank.

(01:31:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Viagrevia.

(01:31:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Her church is quite uplifting.
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(01:32:06) Mint: I got money in the baaank.
(01:32:09) Mint: >_>

(01:32:21) Kirna: Shawtie, whachu think bout that?

(01:32:34) Mint: <3 Kirnaaaa

(01:32:35) Colte: heh heh heh... Yeah, but THAT God, is One that would have SO many Followers! *Raises hir hand*
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(01:32:56) Kirna: Wat. o.o;
(01:33:23) Mint: Ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh. Let's get gone.

(01:33:47) (Rosette_Contrail): ...

(01:35:33) Mint: Am I missed a D&D talk?
(01:35:43) Mint: Damn you porn, distracting me from nerd stuff!

(01:35:54) Anima_Incuven: ol Mint~

(01:36:05) Kirna: That sort of music in porn? Sign me up~

(01:37:43) Colte: LOL@da Garou!

(01:37:53) Colte: "Yer knuckles gettin' sore yet!?" *RUNS*
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(01:38:01) Mint: X3
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(01:38:10) Mint throws a chair at Colte. Lovingly, of course.

(01:38:42) Colte: Is knocked-out by the hurled piece of furniture, hits the floor with a bone-jarring *THUD*
(01:39:07) Colte: <--- TKO'd by a futon! Who'da thunk it!?

(01:43:57) Kirna: Oi, well it WAS quiet.

(01:44:38) Akaimeyasuke: NUUU STOP IT WITH RELIGION AND POLITICS >A<

(01:44:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Waves cane.* Kids these days with their jungle bunny music! Disturbin the neighborhood all night...

(01:44:46) Kirna: lol Kaine. XD

(01:45:00) Kirna: jungle... bunny... music...

(01:45:21) Colte: *Nods* to Kirna.. "See! ONE fart, and all of a sudden, EVER'BODY's chattin' again!?"

(01:45:29) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is trying to be old.*

(01:45:43) Kirna: Successful, Rose.
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(01:45:46) landpunk: I think my dick's shrinking by being around this discussion
(01:45:49) landpunk: excuse me
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(01:45:58) (Rosette_Contrail): Yay!

(01:46:09) Kirna: ...Wat. What the actual fuck just happened?

(01:46:09) Colte: "Ease-up, Akaime! Is part of a Character/Story/World-creation, NOT a debate on real-world shyte!" ::Hands you a pretzel!::

(01:46:18) Anima_Incuven: lol Colte~))
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(01:46:19) Mint: I don't remember people being so god damned butthurt over simple discussion.

(01:46:22) (Rosette_Contrail): I dunno. I was complaining like an old person.

(01:46:29) Mint: People need to start getting laid more I guess.

(01:46:40) Kirna: Giggity. Let's do it.

(01:47:03) Colte: (\-/)! *APPLAUDS* Mint! ((You have NO idea what small part of my twisted psyche you've just shared! LOL ))

(01:47:16) Mint: Oh dear.
(01:47:30) Mint: I'm not sure whether to be aroused or frightened.
(01:47:35) Mint: I find myself an odd combination of the two.

(01:47:44) Anima_Incuven: If it make syou feel any better Mint, Colte's twisted mind is just as broken as mine~ *giggles*

(01:48:07) Mint: I assure you, I'm twisted in my own right.
(01:48:12) Mint eats people, after all.
(01:48:15) Mint: >_>

(01:48:25) Kirna: Sounds sexy.

(01:52:15) Mint: Oohoohoo. I am up passed my bed time.
(01:52:22) Mint: I feel so naaawty.

(01:52:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. (NomnomnomYoutubeVideo)

(01:53:31) Colte: *SITTING* up, fast, shi wraps hir arms 'round da Ani-Wolf and proceeds to tongue the Lupine to DEATH! ::Licklicklickslobberdrownlick::

(01:54:02) Mint: Lawl, drown.
(01:54:06) Mint: x3

(01:54:12) Anima_Incuven gets all wet with horsieh slobber and drowns innit!

(01:54:13) Akaimeyasuke: Is childishly entertained by nomnomnomnonmnomnonmnom video owo

(01:54:51) Mint: I am coooooold. I need a blaaaaaanket.
(01:54:54) YiffBot: Mint is now Away

(01:55:20) (Rosette_Contrail): *Waggles a finger at Mint while giving her best Elizabeth Hurley impression.* Oh my word you are such a bad garou! Bad! Naughty naughty naughty! You are bad and you must punished, severly; for your absolutely horrible behavior tonight! Tsk tsk tsk.

(01:56:03) Mint[AFK] is scolded.
(01:56:08) YiffBot: Mint has returned.

(01:56:17) Anima_Incuven unscolds Mint and pampers her.

(01:56:18) Mint pouts and goes to bed without supper.

(01:56:36) Mint then plays Anima against Rose and says Ani is her favorite.

(01:57:40) (Rosette_Contrail): *Adjusts her tight all over school teacher apparel and glasses. Just giving Mint that stare of disapproval. That long. Judgemental. Stare.* :7
(01:58:11) YiffBot: Characters - paco74 has created a new character Kiko

(01:58:12) Mint pouts. Shuffles uncomfortably under The Stare.

(01:58:14) (Rosette_Contrail): *Removes Recess privileges for both of them.*

(01:58:34) Anima_Incuven folds arms and shields Mint from The Stare and Stares right back with a look so maliciously insane...

(01:59:02) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives Anima extra homework for making faces in class.*

(01:59:22) Mint flips a desk. "MY RECESS!"

(01:59:22) (Rosette_Contrail): You're lucky I don't make it detention as well.
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(02:00:18) Anima_Incuven: ((Oh I can't sop laughing... XD))

(02:00:38) (Rosette_Contrail): *Waits to see if Mint is going to fall on her back and start flailing in front of everyone.*

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(02:01:50) Mint sniffles. Flails. Then falls over.

(02:02:55) (Rosette_Contrail): *Frowns. Decides she may be a bit too hard on the garou. Finally gives a sigh.* Oh alright, you can have recess. But I want you to stay after school and clean up at least. It shouldn't take long, I'm sure.

(02:03:33) Mint yaaaaaays! And is already outside and kicking kickballs and jumping rope and punching kids for their lunch money.

(02:03:51) Anima_Incuven require's Mint's Help in the construction of a goddess!

(02:04:59) Mint will help after she's done recessing.
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(02:06:25) Kirna: punching kids for the lunch money. XD

(02:07:34) Amariithynar pulls Mint out of the hole in the wall. "Shouldn't play around in recesses like that. Could be dangerous. Might slip through the cracks."

(02:08:35) Mint yells for help. "STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER."

(02:09:04) (Rosette_Contrail): *Ponders why. Mint could easily punch and or maim Amari to pieces.*

(02:09:29) Mint doesn't always wanna dirty her own hands, you know.

(02:10:09) (Rosette_Contrail): *Bullshit. Mint is purified boiled down concentrated punches and maiming. I'm saying she's really good at it.*

(02:10:11) Kirna: Oh dear me...
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(02:10:15) Colte: Oh YES they do, Mint! They bundle ya up, and cart ya away to a 'Nice, relaxing, an' SAFE' place, where ya can EAT all the CRAYONS ya WANT! (and if ya git rowdy, they bundle ya up MOAR, wif a tight-fitting, wrap-'round jacket, and then lay ya down in a NICE, soft, cushioned room, wif NO furniture, and ONE tiny window!)... [do not ask how shi knows this, as shi'd have to kill you to protect State Secrets!] ::gives shifty-eyes::

(02:10:56) Anima_Incuven: ((LOL Colte!))

(02:11:09) Mint points out to Rose she forgot to mention the extra Bitch seasonings over the concentrated punches and maiming.

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(02:11:47) Mint: GET OUT OF HERE NOL.
(02:12:02) Mint: GIT. GIT I SAID, GIT. *Pulls off her belt.*

(02:12:22) (Rosette_Contrail): YER NOT WELCOME IN THESE HERE PARTS.

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(02:13:35) Kirna: Awkwardly, listening to Black Betty right now.

(02:13:41) Mint has started sprinkling her punches and maims with little heart-shaped malum in se's.

(02:14:00) Colte: Would be MORE awkward if ya were listening to 'Betty White', neigh? *RUNS*

(02:14:36) (Rosette_Contrail): BLOOABLACKBETTY,BAMBALAMB,BWAAHBLACKBETTY,BAMBALAMB,BLACKBETTYBADDACHIL,BAMBALAMB,BAMDINGBONGWILD,BAMBALAMB.

(02:14:48) Akaimeyasuke: betty whites running for US prez owo

(02:14:48) (Rosette_Contrail): That's all I hear.

(02:15:02) Kirna: That's all it is.
(02:15:03) Kirna: XD

(02:16:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Still a good song though. x7

(02:16:16) Mint fukkin lol'd.

(02:16:27) Kirna: Of course.

(02:16:30) Colte: LOL, dancing and stomping-along with the lively Olde Melody!

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(02:17:39) Mint is still laughing.
(02:17:45) Mint is very tired.
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[spoiler=Sexual Hardware and Hurricanes](14:54:32) (Sharxy): Well fuck.

(14:54:33) Luc: (ask FC

(14:54:43) (Eldrick) got faffinf from "The Wild Ones" o.o

(14:54:48) Luc: *snugglewuffles jiji*

(14:54:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Is that a request Sharxy?

(14:54:54) (Eldrick): faffing* X3

(14:55:04) (Sharxy): xD

(14:55:05) Fatchaos: ( Because LUc said he was fapping to it, Esti. )

(14:55:08) MarkDragon: Sharxy)

(14:55:10) MarkDragon: Fap)

(14:55:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Sounds like a request.

(14:55:14) Fatchaos: (

)

(14:55:14) (Sharxy): {{Fuck you Mark <3

(14:55:20) Luc: (relax FC, i dont fap to written porn)

(14:55:30) MarkDragon: Fuck you too, Sharxy. <3)

(14:55:31) (Eldrick): Oh shit, Sharxy's horny. someone get the [insert computer part here]

(14:55:47) MarkDragon: GET THE PROCESSOR

(14:55:49) Luc: *offers rose a fluff*

(14:55:54) (Rosette_Contrail): 7 and a half inch floppy?

(14:55:57) Nekiu: *Smiles happily* =^^=

(14:55:58) (Rosette_Contrail): =D
(14:56:00) YiffBot: Characters - Trixie Vixie has updated their character Cheetara

(14:56:02) (Sharxy): o lulz
(14:56:12) YiffBot: Characters - Trixie Vixie has updated their character Cheetara

(14:56:19) MarkDragon: no

(14:56:23) Batboy8189: Cheetara's cute.

(14:56:23) MarkDragon: the 3GB pounder
(14:56:30) YiffBot: Characters - Trixie Vixie has updated their character Cheetara

(14:56:31) Luc: (i love her tits)

(14:56:40) Trixie_Vixie: Ahh, issues with pictures

(14:56:43) MarkDragon: (You and your faptulating.)

(14:56:44) (Rosette_Contrail): The 4GB RAM you mean?

(14:56:45) (Eldrick) steals Sharxy, is gonna fix this horny problem x3

(14:56:45) Batboy8189: Panthro's a fuggin beefcake, yeah!

(14:56:58) (Sharxy): o-o

(14:57:01) MarkDragon: (LUC)
(14:57:03) MarkDragon: (IT'S A TRAP)

(14:57:05) Luc: (yes?

(14:57:06) (Sharxy): D: but I gotta goooooo
(14:57:08) (Sharxy): in a fewwwww

(14:57:11) Luc: D:

(14:57:13) (Sharxy): >_> Maybe just a few mins.

(14:57:17) Luc: *gives ji a time turner*

(14:57:19) Vaps_The_Morph: *noms on Twilight*

(14:57:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Eldrick only needs a few.

(14:57:25) Luc: *so he can go back an hour*
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(14:57:27) (Rosette_Contrail): He's MR HURRICANE.
(14:57:32) (Rosette_Contrail): =D

(14:57:37) (Eldrick): Pfffffffffffffft....
(14:57:41) (Eldrick): Dammit Rose!

(14:57:42) Trixie_Vixie: Cause I am being lazy today. I am C&Ping the wiki.

14:57:49) (Sharxy): LOL

(14:57:51) (Eldrick): You would Jeff Dunham me

(14:57:59) (Rosette_Contrail): <3
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(14:58:13) Nekiu: *Licks Rosette's beak* ~<3

(14:58:22) MarkDragon: Will it blend?

(14:58:33) (Eldrick) can't sex up anyone now. Is laughing to hard.
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[spoiler=Ribbing on Fatchaos]
(Context: Fatchaos has natural bioluminescence.)
(14:26:58) Trixie_Vixie: *Runs in and licks everyone.*

(14:27:30) RasAngabo: *Tastes like snozzberries*

(14:27:41) (JNX/A-07) vibrates o-o

(14:27:44) Amariithynar: *tastes like tar*

(14:27:52) (Jackalope'ru) tastes like death... and chicken

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(14:28:17) Fatchaos: And I can ban you forever.

(14:28:18) Trixie_Vixie: Mmm skittle furs! TASTING THE RAINBOW OF FLAVORS!

(14:28:21) Fatchaos: My power here is greater.
(14:28:23) Fatchaos: <3
(14:28:26) YiffBot: (Sketch(INFUCKINGSOMNIA)) has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:28:30) Fatchaos: But, Gargoth...

(14:28:31) YiffBot: siguy89 logs into the Chat.
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(14:28:35) Fatchaos: You would not be so lame, I recon.
(14:28:40) Fatchaos: Being such a purry little dwaggie.

(14:28:42) (Rosette_Contrail): *Tastes like Jinxbot because she had placed the Jinxbot to intercept.*

(14:28:50) (JNX/A-07): o-o
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(14:28:59) Fatchaos: * Tastes Epseh. *

(14:29:01) (JNX/A-07) tastes like electricity

(14:29:04) Fatchaos: ... Tastes like...
(14:29:05) Fatchaos: ...
(14:29:07) Fatchaos: ...
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(14:29:12) Fatchaos: I don't fucking know.

(14:29:18) YiffBot: Cheshire_Cat logs out of the Chat.
(14:29:20) (Equinox): cock.

(14:29:20) Gargoth:

pfffhssssa, i only do that to poeple that annoy the crap out of me in SL xD and if you would ban m here... soooo many bo.. i mean, friends would miss me DX we wouldnt want to do that to them

(14:29:22) RasAngabo: That is why you fail.

(14:29:34) (Rosette_Contrail): *Watches FC glow a little brighter from the electricity.*

(14:29:42) Amariithynar: (Jizz, FC. You taste like Jizz. Why? because you're spewing it EVERYWHERE on ALL the things.)

(14:29:52) Fatchaos: * Does not glow brighter! *
(14:29:58) Fatchaos: ...
(14:30:00) Fatchaos: I AM NOT!
(14:30:00) YiffBot: Characters - DragonHighPriestSharpmind has updated their character Kristen
(14:30:02) Fatchaos: AND I DO NOT!

(14:30:18) YiffBot: (Dante(food)) is now known as (Dante).
(14:30:24) (Equinox) is covered in glowing cum? x.x flails.

(14:30:41) Trixie_Vixie: *Goes and does her normal planking routine on top of FC.*

(14:30:53) (Rosette_Contrail): *Bullshit. Everyone knows FC has built in LED's. Electricity makes em glow brighter. Duh.*

(14:31:00) (JNX/A-07): XD

(14:31:08) YiffBot: blackcat1317 logs into the Chat.
(14:31:18) YiffBot: blackcat1317 leaves the channel.

(14:31:20) (Equinox): hahaha

(14:31:55) YiffBot: (Jackalope'ru) is now known as (Dragon'ru).
(14:32:08) (Dragon'ru) flies about. breathing fire on villagers

(14:32:09) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son logs into the Chat.
(14:32:22) Fatchaos: They are NOT LED's!

(14:32:25) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son leaves the channel.
(14:32:26) RasAngabo: Trog'ru?

(14:32:33) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives FC some chrome horn caps to go with his neons. Also ponders surgically reducing his height to make him a lowrider. Maybe adding a hot lime dyejob.*

(14:32:34) Amariithynar: (Actually, electricity stimulates bioluminescence. :3)

(14:32:43) Fatchaos: * Is also planked on again. Foams Trixie off with a fire-extinguisher *

(14:32:49) (Dragon'ru): More like Death'ru

(14:32:53) Amariithynar: (XD Dwight.)
(14:33:01) YiffBot: DragonHighPriestSharpmind enters the channel.

(14:33:21) Fatchaos: Depends where it is originating from, Amar.
(14:33:22) Fatchaos: So...

(14:33:23) (JNX/A-07): Epic.

(14:33:29) Fatchaos: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS already.

(14:33:33) Trixie_Vixie: GACK! *Falls off to her doom! Planks her way down.* EPIC!!!!! *Smash.*
(14:33:35) YiffBot: Matteo leaves the channel.

(14:34:07) (Rosette_Contrail): ...If FC pissed on the electric fence, would he strobe for a while then?
(14:34:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Ooo, you could taze him and throw a rave around his convulsing body!

(14:34:33) (JNX/A-07): Omglol xD

(14:34:37) Amariithynar: (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
(14:34:46) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son enters the channel.

(14:35:02) (JNX/A-07): Wait... EFFSY. I MUST ELECTROCUTE YOU! O:
(14:35:26) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son logs out of the Chat.

(14:35:33) (Equinox): HE WILL BLOW ANOTHER LOAD JINX! D: CAREFULL! *hides and watches*

(14:35:38) Amariithynar: ((But no. If you give a charge to somethig that's bioluminescent, it glows brighter because the reaction is more energetic.)

(14:36:09) Trixie_Vixie: I wanna do something meaningful right now. WHO WANTS SEX?

(14:36:12) (Rosette_Contrail): So pulse instead?
(14:36:16) (Rosette_Contrail): That works.

(14:36:33) (JNX/A-07): I DO!!
(14:36:36) (JNX/A-07): Wait.

(14:36:42) (Equinox): >.>

(14:36:43) (Rosette_Contrail): ...

(14:36:44) (JNX/A-07): I thought that said Sax. .-.;

(14:36:45) Fatchaos: >.=.>

(14:36:47) (JNX/A-07): Sorry, no can do.

(14:36:50) (Equinox) sexes Jinx.

(14:36:51) (Rosette_Contrail): *Sets Jinxbot to vibrate again.*

(14:36:51) (JNX/A-07): :epicsaxguy:

(14:36:54) Fatchaos: The best way to make me pulse faster and harder is by giving me a blowjob.

(14:36:55) (JNX/A-07): o-o

(14:36:57) (Rosette_Contrail): You're good to go.

(14:36:58) Fatchaos: Now, I rest my case with that.
(14:36:59) Fatchaos: Good day.

(14:37:11) (JNX/A-07): X3

(14:37:21) (Equinox): someone blow FC! *flails*

(14:37:22) RasAngabo: So he wants 50v across his nads. check!

(14:37:33) YiffBot: OmegaWolf logs into the Chat.
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(14:37:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Well... I'd imagine the exciting of nerves from stimulation would provide adequate natural electricity to induce a stronger pulse.
(14:37:58) (Rosette_Contrail): So it's about the same as just tazing you. Less effort with that as well.

(14:38:20) YiffBot: OmegaWolf leaves the channel.
(14:38:37) Amariithynar: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

(14:39:10) Fatchaos: ...
(14:39:19) Fatchaos: Let's... leave the fucking electricity out of this.

(14:39:24) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(14:39:31) Fatchaos: That stuff gives you internal burns, damnit.

(14:39:40) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes, "fucking" electricity.

(14:39:45) RasAngabo: See! He wants to fuck electricty!

(14:39:47) Fatchaos: * Snoutpalms *

(14:39:52) (JNX/A-07): D:

(14:39:56) Fatchaos: Die, please.

(14:40:00) (JNX/A-07) doesn't want effsy to fuck it ;-;

(14:40:08) (Rosette_Contrail): RUN JANXBOT, RUUUUUUN.

(14:40:16) Fatchaos: o.=.O
(14:40:22) Fatchaos: I AM NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

(14:40:33) (Rosette_Contrail): But FC, if I died how would you get a blowjob? D:

(14:40:38) (JNX/A-07) is running on 90,000VAC ;-;

(14:40:42) (Rosette_Contrail): You're so mean. ;.;

(14:40:45) Amariithynar: (FC, all we need to do is attach some aligator clips to your nipples and sack, then wire them to some car abtteries~)

(14:40:50) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son logs into the Chat.
(14:40:56) YiffBot: The_Prodigal_Son leaves the channel.

(14:40:58) Fatchaos: You haven't given me any anyway! D:
(14:41:08) YiffBot: (Valeria) enters the channel.
(14:41:10) Fatchaos: Leave the damn car batteries out of this!

(14:41:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Cuz you won't let me supercharge your glow!

(14:41:19) Trixie_Vixie: *Goes and grooms her tails.*

(14:41:26) (Rosette_Contrail): I like being able to see what I'm doing.

(14:41:30) Fatchaos: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ELECTRICITY!
(14:41:37) Fatchaos: Well, use a damn lit room?!
(14:41:41) Fatchaos: Or, better yet, sunlight!

(14:41:48) RasAngabo: Your more convenient.

(14:41:53) (Rosette_Contrail): That's so like, wasteful of energy man.
(14:42:01) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm trying to go green.

(14:42:09) (JNX/A-07): .-.

(14:42:32) RasAngabo: Fc the polluter!

(14:42:37) (Rosette_Contrail): What if I wanted to do it at night?

(14:43:08) YiffBot: fumblesnuff has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:43:11) YiffBot: Rasputin_Delago logs into the Chat.

(14:43:15) (JNX/A-07): ...at night~

(14:43:33) Fatchaos: HOw is SUNLIGHT not green!?
(14:43:45) Fatchaos: And...
(14:43:47) Fatchaos: Well, fuck.
(14:43:49) Fatchaos: Suck harder?!

(14:43:52) RasAngabo: sunlight is yellow, thasts how

(14:43:58) Fatchaos: There should be enough l-
(14:43:59) Fatchaos: Ras.
(14:44:01) Fatchaos: Die.

(14:44:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Lul.

(14:44:04) Fatchaos: Seriously. Just. Drop dead.
(14:44:05) Fatchaos: x3

(14:44:07) (JNX/A-07): lolol

(14:44:14) Fatchaos: WAIT
(14:44:18) Fatchaos: * Slaps Ras. *
(14:44:24) Fatchaos: It is not YELLOW.

(14:44:28) (Rosette_Contrail): MOD FIGHT.

(14:44:29) Fatchaos: It's actually...
(14:44:33) Fatchaos: Le gasp... WHITE.

(14:44:46) (JNX/A-07): Dun dun duuuun
(14:44:50) YiffBot: Catherine has been logged out (Timeout).

(14:44:57) RasAngabo: Lies. It only looks white cause of the Man!

(14:45:07) Fatchaos: Bullshit!

(14:45:14) RasAngabo: The man is trying to keep us down, man!

(14:45:15) Fatchaos: The LIGHT is white, damnit!
(14:45:16) YiffBot: (JNX/A-07) is now known as (JNX/S-07).

(14:45:16) (Equinox): <.<
(14:45:17) (Equinox): >.>

(14:45:19) Fatchaos: ...
(14:45:24) Fatchaos: That... makes no sense.

(14:45:41) (Rosette_Contrail): What about black lights FC?
(14:45:45) (Rosette_Contrail): You racist prick.

(14:45:54) (JNX/S-07): D:

(14:46:18) (Equinox): xD)

(14:46:58) YiffBot: (Valeria) leaves the channel.
(14:47:10) YiffBot: Kirna has returned.

(14:47:11) Fatchaos: Oh for the love of god.

(14:47:13) Amariithynar: (Laughing....so hard.....)

(14:47:20) Fatchaos: ...
(14:47:27) Fatchaos: I have black scales, I cannot be racist!
(14:47:28) Fatchaos: Sorta.
(14:47:31) Fatchaos: So... shut up!

(14:47:35) (Equinox): welcome back Kitty :3)

(14:47:45) (JNX/S-07): KIRNA

(14:47:46) Kirna: Le one hour nap was not one hour... >.>

(14:47:48) (JNX/S-07) sharkpounces her <3

(14:48:04) (Equinox): hahaha, atleast you got a good rest! :3)

(14:48:07) Kirna was not prepared, has zero balance right now, falls the fuck over.

(14:48:10) RasAngabo: Maaaan. You are jus' diggin your grave deeper, Maaaan. You are part of the conspiracy!

(14:48:53) (JNX/S-07): <3<3
(14:48:59) (JNX/S-07) nuzzlenuzzles her face

(14:49:19) Amariithynar catches the falling feline before she hits anything, princess style.

(14:49:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Haha... alright, I'm done. Logged for posterity. Man.

(14:49:51) Amariithynar: (Send me a copy, Rose?)

(14:49:57) (JNX/S-07): {{Me too? <3

(14:49:58) Fatchaos: You always tease me, Rose.
(14:50:00) Fatchaos: YOU ARE AN EVIL

(14:50:02) (Rosette_Contrail): I should give FC a blowjob after all he had to deal with here.

(14:50:02) Fatchaos: HEARTLESS
(14:50:04) Fatchaos: BASTARD

(14:50:06) (Rosette_Contrail): x7

(14:50:10) Fatchaos: BUT BY GOD
(14:50:14) Fatchaos: I forgive you.
(14:50:19) Fatchaos: Not because I want to.
(14:50:26) Fatchaos: But because I still crave for that blowjob one day.
(14:50:30) Fatchaos: After that...

(14:50:35) (Rosette_Contrail): YES.

(14:50:35) Fatchaos: * Huff *
(14:50:38) Fatchaos: ^.=.^

(14:50:39) (Rosette_Contrail): I have FC by the balls.

(14:50:45) (JNX/S-07): LOL XD

(14:50:46) Fatchaos: Ok not really.
(14:50:52) Fatchaos: * Pats a Kirna. *

(14:50:53) RasAngabo: Got him by the snarglies, huh?

(14:50:59) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(14:51:04) (JNX/S-07): Rose, you should be a shark for that <w<

(14:51:10) Fatchaos: What.

(14:51:14) Kirna: God damn it, what the hell is going on?

(14:51:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Something epic Kirna.

(14:51:28) Amariithynar: (Crazy. And Rose, log this too. xD)

(14:51:34) (Rosette_Contrail): You just missed it. But I think if I kept it up Amari would have died from laughter.

(14:51:52) Kirna: I read back a little, didn't seem too epic to me.
(14:52:04) YiffBot: AxelRayquaza logs into the Chat.

(14:52:11) RasAngabo: Well, first we were talking about hot babealicious cthulu...

(14:52:12) AxelRayquaza: Good evening, Ychat

(14:52:14) (JNX/S-07): Oh look, Mark's here.

(14:52:19) AxelRayquaza: AXEL.
(14:52:30) AxelRayquaza: Seriously Jinxy. Stop fucking saying that.
(14:52:34) AxelRayquaza: We're two different people.

(14:52:48) (JNX/S-07): Behind the monitor or account wise?

(14:52:58) AxelRayquaza: Behind the monitor.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=It's not Abuse of course](04:22:57) YiffBot: Dansuke enters the channel.
(04:23:00) YiffBot: (Mark) enters the channel.
(04:23:13) (Mark): "Dan, please..."

(04:23:14) Kirna: <.<

(04:23:40) Dansuke: That's it! *Dan grabbed Mark by his headfur and roughly pulled him out of the Tavern*

(04:23:40) Kiruru: o.o

(04:23:44) (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]): Ok....
(04:23:49) (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]): It's time for me to get

(04:23:54) Kirna: Uh oh...

(04:23:58) (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]): *sighs* I'll talk to you all later

(04:24:08) Kirna: Later Sharp

(04:24:13) (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]): -gives hugs to those who want them-
(04:24:27) (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]): -poofs-

(04:24:28) Kiruru: Domestic violence?
(04:24:30) YiffBot: (Sharp[HATCHDAY!]) logs out of the Chat.
(04:24:47) YiffBot: (Mark) leaves the channel.
(04:24:55) YiffBot: Dansuke leaves the channel.

(04:25:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Marks gonna come back with a black eye.

(04:25:41) Kiruru: He prolly just fell down some stairs

(04:25:55) (Rosette_Contrail): "It's alright... I just walked into a door."

(04:26:47) Kirna: He probably just tripped onto a table.
(04:26:56) YiffBot: (Hideyoshi) leaves the channel.

(04:27:07) Kiruru: He should watch where he's goin' >.>

(04:27:19) Kirna: That guy is clumsy as fuck.

(04:27:50) Kiruru: That he is.

(04:27:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey, don't assume. He might have just slipped on a puddle and banged his face against the sink.

(04:28:42) Kirna: Or maybe he just didn't realize the stairs started that soon, and tripped down them.

(04:29:37) Kiruru: Or maybe he was vacuuming, tripped over the cord and hit his face on the table. Real... real hard.

(04:29:41) Revin streaches out his forepaws, his wings flaring up, then sitting back on his rump as he looks around the taveren once again. "Hello Vaps, I see that you are still here. Shouldn't you be sleeping by now?"

(04:30:18) (Rosette_Contrail): He could have been in the Kitchen like a good spouse and forgot he left the upper cabinet door open. I've bumped my head on open cabinets before.
(04:30:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Or the fridge door.

(04:30:29) Kirna: Why do dragons always have to tempt me with their dragony ways.

(04:30:41) Vaps_The_Morph: Nah, the ol sleep schecule's messed up. I'm trying to get it back in order little bit by little bit.

(04:31:19) Kirna: He might've been opening the door for Dan, like a good boyfriend should, and his paw slipped and the door hit him in the face.

(04:31:25) Luc: *noms on vaps and offers him pillows*

(04:31:27) YiffBot: parrott678 has been logged out (Timeout).
(04:31:33) YiffBot: parrott678 logs into the Chat.
(04:31:43) YiffBot: BigWolf logs into the Chat.

(04:31:53) Vaps_The_Morph: *squirms*

(04:32:04) Kiruru: Or maybe they were playing the Wii and Dan swung to hard.

(04:32:06) Luc: *and a blanket or two*

(04:32:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Or he could be picking food out of a molar with his thumbnail, press up too hard, slip his nail off and end up punching himself in the face.

(04:32:24) Vaps_The_Morph: *flicks the plushie's nose*

(04:32:39) Revin looks over to Luc then crawls up behind him and suprize fluffs him

(04:32:43) Kiruru: Or... and I'm just saying or... Dan's an abusive asshole?

(04:32:48) Kirna: Or maybe he was just sitting their reading a book, and he fell asleep cause it was boring, and the book hit him in the face.

(04:32:57) Kirna: Wait... 'Ru, you might have something there....

(04:33:11) BigWolf: -frowns- i hate fucking telecom

(04:33:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Or he hit him in the face.

(04:33:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Dan, hit him in the face? Nah.

(04:33:30) Kiruru: I'm starting to think.... that it's my idea. He did seem really mad when they left
(04:33:38) YiffBot: Yuro logs into the Chat.

(04:34:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Dan isn't abusive. I mean, I'm sure Mark would tell us himself that he did anything else except get hit in the face by Dan.
(04:34:21) (Rosette_Contrail): I mean... if Dan hit him in the face... wouldn't telling cause him to get hit more... often...
(04:34:34) (Rosette_Contrail): o.o

(04:34:34) Kirna: Rose has got something.

(04:34:54) Kiruru: Rose.... That make... and incredible amount of sense o.o

(04:34:59) Kirna: But... this is just a theory, now... Maybe Mark deserves it. I mean... he did lie to that bunny right in front of Dan.

(04:35:08) (Rosette_Contrail): My god Watson, I've found a clue!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lol I duno Random Shit](15:13:08) Amariithynar: 1KB = 1024 B. 1 GB = 1024 KB. 1 TB = 1024 GB. see the pattern? :3

(15:13:28) golden_folf: Pff, I rounded. >.>

(15:13:28) Amariithynar: And not even close, Earth. A lot of people have multi-TB harddrives now.

(15:13:46) Syakumi: (Okee.)

(15:13:49) earthfox-twinwolf: damn i need one for my xbox... maybe.

(15:13:55) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara logs into the Chat.
(15:14:00) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara is now known as (Rosette_Contrail).

(15:14:12) -Jacob-: (Hehe. Hi, Vaps. *Waves to Rose.*)
(15:14:15) YiffBot: (Sue_Night) leaves the channel.

(15:14:22) Vaps_The_Morph: ( *noms on Jacobs*)

(15:14:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey Jacob. :7

(15:14:28) Amariithynar: Xbox doesn't take just any harddrive. has to be an xbox harddrive. Unless you hack it I guess.

(15:14:34) Gargoth: Rose...

(15:14:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Gargoth.

(15:14:42) Amariithynar: Hey Rose. *nibbles on the burd*

(15:14:50) Gargoth: *waves*

(15:14:53) (Rosette_Contrail): *Flails.*

(15:15:00) earthfox-twinwolf: true Amariithynar
wait if 1Tb = 1024Gb then what well 1024Tb =

(15:15:02) Amariithynar: *nibbles moar*

(15:15:02) Gargoth: BWAHAHAHA
(15:15:05) Gargoth: i am that good

(15:15:08) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh! Who told me about someone using one of Bene's character images?

(15:15:08) earthfox-twinwolf: will*

(15:15:10) Kirna: Burdie. *grabby paws*

(15:15:32) -Jacob-: (Rose! Have you ever played the Golden Sun games?)

(15:15:34) (Eridor): Ohai Rose.

(15:15:37) Amariithynar: Petabyte, exabyte, zettabyte, and then finally yottabyte.

(15:15:52) Gargoth: Amar...

(15:16:10) Amariithynar: Mhm?

(15:16:12) earthfox-twinwolf: how do you know all this?

(15:16:24) Gargoth: do it the otherway, not up but down~

(15:16:30) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is dragged over to Kirna through the power of WANT. Complete with comedic "ZOOP" noise.*

(15:16:41) Amariithynar: Because I looked it up one day, bored and curious what the measurements were past Tera. So i found out. And now i remember it like I do so much else useless information.

(15:16:49) Kirna: Yay \o/ *snuggles*

(15:16:55) (Eridor): Ah, sound effects. They make everything better.

(15:16:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Ohai Eri. And Amar. Haven't yet Jacob, is it for an older console or what?

(15:17:10) Kirna: He remembers that shit, but he doesn't remember anything I tell him.

(15:17:34) -Jacob-: (Gameboy Advance. So, yeah. XD)

(15:17:43) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Yottabyte. It could have been so much more fitting if they had replaced the Y with an L. Lottabyte.
(15:17:46) (Rosette_Contrail): That's what I'd call it.

(15:18:03) earthfox-twinwolf: if it looks useless but isn't it's not useless.

(15:18:06) Gargoth: Kirna, that is the useless information centre in our head, its next to the sexual centre, so yeaaaah xD

(15:18:19) earthfox-twinwolf: Jacob.

(15:18:29) -Jacob-: (Yes, earth?)

(15:18:40) earthfox-twinwolf: let me eat your brains.

(15:18:48) -Jacob-: (Naw.)

(15:18:54) earthfox-twinwolf: please~

(15:19:08) (Rosette_Contrail): *Noms on Jacobs head without asking.* Nahmnahmnahm.
(15:19:16) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is a professional zombeh.*

(15:19:24) Amariithynar: To reverse it (going smaller thana byte) you switch the ga (giga) to bi (gibi). otherwise it's exactly the same for most. Kilo is the only one that really changes more to kibibyte. Then it's mebibyte, gibibyte, tebibyte, pebibyte, exbibyte, zebibytte, and yobibyte. (okay, so those two change a fair amount too. >_>)

(15:19:40) Vaps_The_Morph: Hey, thats my nommy treat. :p

(15:19:41) earthfox-twinwolf: -isn't a zombie and backs away-

(15:20:09) Amariithynar: And I do so Kirna! ...What in specific are you talking about that I didn't remember you telling me, anyways? >_>
(15:20:20) YiffBot: iRai logs into the Chat.

(15:20:29) Gargoth: just like chibi

(15:20:44) earthfox-twinwolf: lol

(15:21:04) YiffBot: (Alucard) enters the channel.
(15:21:10) YiffBot: Gargoth leaves the channel.
(15:21:12) YiffBot: iRai logs out of the Chat.

(15:21:17) Kirna: Chigi is the chibis large, then?
(15:21:29) YiffBot: (Alucard) leaves the channel.
(15:21:30) YiffBot: Gargoth enters the channel.
(15:21:34) Kirna: Oh lord. I just pictured a giant, cute, fluffy thing stomping around.

(15:21:48) (Rosette_Contrail): D'awwzira?
(15:21:49) YiffBot: (Alucard) enters the channel.

(15:21:54) earthfox-twinwolf: hey Amariithynar can i ask you something?

(15:22:04) Gargoth: Earthworm, dont

(15:22:21) earthfox-twinwolf: Earth you llama.

(15:22:21) Gargoth: you will regret it

(15:22:24) (Eridor): "It may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not!"

(15:22:38) Gargoth: Godzilla... Chizilla?

(15:22:39) Kirna: Yes Rose. Exactly.

(15:22:40) Amariithynar: Chiga, if chibi followed the standardized format for the bytes. But, since it doesn't, no.
(15:23:01) Amariithynar: Not chizilla. Minilla!

(15:23:05) Kirna: In other news, Folf is officially a bronie.

(15:23:06) earthfox-twinwolf: wow.
(15:23:12) YiffBot: (Alucard) leaves the channel.

(15:23:14) Gargoth: VANINLLA! DAMNIT! OMNOMNOM

(15:23:16) golden_folf: I am not, goddammit.

(15:23:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Dun dun dun Another one Bites the Dust.
(15:23:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Folf is a brownie. It's so much better.

(15:23:44) Amariithynar: Says the guy who was horsing around the other day with some pony RPers.
(15:23:47) Amariithynar: Hah. horsing around.

(15:24:01) Gargoth: my little penies RPers?

(15:24:27) Kirna: *smothers Folf with cuddles*

15:24:41) Amariithynar: Gar, that wasn't funny the first time you said it, it's never been funny when you've said it, nor will it ever be funny. Misspelling ponies as penies is just stupid.

(15:24:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey, I'd dick around with some pony RPers. Doesn't make me one. I'd probably do it just to be an asshole and taint the fandom with my corrupted self.

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(15:25:09) earthfox-twinwolf: anddd lag.

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(15:25:20) Amariithynar: Hey Einu, Ani.

(15:25:23) Gargoth: well, .. it doenst have to be funny for you.. i and my friend were laughing hours about it
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(15:25:34) golden_folf: my friend and I*

(15:25:37) Einu: Wha's up?

(15:25:55) golden_folf returns the snuggles, albeit with some grumbles and nipping at.

(15:25:55) Gargoth: and everytime i write it... i laugh... hard.. and jizz in my pants... but thats another chapter.. but yeah, if i can bring myself to laugh, i do so.. xD

(15:25:56) Amariithynar: Not much, just greeting a new person to log in.

(15:26:08) Einu: Oh, well, thanks!

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(15:26:51) Kirna: I'm in love with Judas, baby.

(15:26:54) Vaps_The_Morph: (Twilight. ^.^ )

(15:27:01) (Rosette_Contrail): ...What in the hell reason do you have to include the jizz tidbit bro? Really? I mean, the only time jizz is funny is in premature ejaculation and that should bring you great shame...
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(15:27:32) Gargoth: well, lets say, its called internet Rose

(15:27:38) Amariithynar: Rose: jizz in my pants is a really stupid song.

(15:27:41) (Judas): (Thx Kirna)

(15:27:46) Gargoth: and the Jizz in ym pants also is ameme
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(15:28:00) Amariithynar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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(15:28:21) (Rosette_Contrail): I don't follow memes because I'm old and stuff.

(15:28:27) (Eridor): Heh, GaGa references.
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(15:28:53) Gargoth: i had too memes in my life already, yet i am so damaged from them i cant stop using them
(15:29:00) Gargoth: many memes*

(15:29:02) Kirna: Thanks Eri. No one else is cool enough, clearly. xD

(15:29:03) Gargoth: blargh, tired
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(15:29:25) Amariithynar: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jizz-in-my-pants#.TrRLALKey1k Apparently it's YABSNLS. Yet Another Bad Saturday Night Live Short.

(15:29:30) (Twilight_Sparkle): (Vaps!)

(15:29:31) (Eridor): I'm a musical being. It's sort of a duty to be up to date with popular music X3

(15:29:37) Vaps_The_Morph: ( Jacob!)

(15:29:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Meh. Memes seem to just be everyone trying to repeat a single witty thing to try and baste in the wittiness.

(15:29:53) Amariithynar: Actually, Kirna. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jizz-in-my-pants#.TrRLALKey1k
(15:29:58) Amariithynar: ack, didn't copy right
(15:30:05) Amariithynar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XKex40ip6yE
(15:30:08) Amariithynar: There we go.

(15:30:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Instead of inventing their own witty little jabs to pull at the right time.

(15:30:22) Amariithynar: It came on my playlist

(15:30:29) (Twilight_Sparkle): (Wanna' sneak off for an RP? ^_^; )

(15:30:57) Vaps_The_Morph: (If you do.)

(15:31:11) Amariithynar: Memes are like the nerdy little bro to tropes that want to be cool like them, but are just... not.

(15:31:18) Kirna: Fuck, I love this guy so much.

(15:31:26) Amariithynar: I know. <3
(15:31:30) Amariithynar: So do I.

(15:31:45) Gargoth: o.o that sounds gay Amar

(15:31:45) (Eridor): Who, Kirna?

(15:32:03) Einu: What the F are we discussing here? XD

(15:32:11) golden_folf: Erock.

(15:32:20) Kirna: The guy in the video Amari linked.

(15:32:25) golden_folf: I love that guy too. His Castlevania and Sonic covers were amazing.

(15:32:26) Kirna: Several things, Einu.

(15:32:40) Gargoth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7QaKxfa2kI&feature=fvwrel

(15:32:40) Einu: Oh, right
(15:32:41) Einu: That song

(15:32:46) Kirna: I just... wanna watch him play all day.... *drooling a little*

(15:32:50) Einu: I thought it was funny at first
(15:32:56) Einu: But then it turned into a meme

(15:33:22) Ani~: o_o
(15:33:26) Ani~: When did I log in? >O<
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(15:33:39) Einu: Ah, yes. I'm upf ro some Straight Yiff RP, if there's any takers :p

(15:33:41) (Eridor): I will admit that the guy is very skilled and I always enjoy hearing things in a new style.
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(15:33:58) Amariithynar: Are you that uncomfortable in your own sexuality that you have to resort to using gay as a stereotyping insult, Gar? Really?

(15:34:07) Gargoth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmM79YadYM&feature=related or that
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(15:34:50) Gargoth:

so what, it sounded gay~
(15:34:59) Gargoth: cant help it that it does

(15:35:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Can it Amari you gigantic fgt. >C
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(15:35:16) golden_folf: No Amarii, he's just stuck in "Tommy Testosterone-Tits" mode that people generally grow out of when they graduate from high school.
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(15:35:18) Gargoth: she says she loves the guy.. and you say you do too

(15:35:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Maybe he loves the guy platonically or somesuch?

(15:36:02) Kirna: That's actually possible. To have platonic love. Surprising, I know.

(15:36:05) Gargoth: that wouldnt matter, it, infact, sounded gay, it doesnt matter if he meant it that way or not

(15:36:33) golden_folf: Was that a hint, Kirna? Because if it is, I must hump it out of you.

(15:36:42) (Eridor): Too much drama happens here due to misinterpretation >.>

(15:36:49) (Rosette_Contrail): Folf refuses to have a platonic relationship.

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(15:36:58) Kirna: I don't see how it was gay at all...

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(15:37:07) golden_folf: I do. Thou shalt not friend-zone up in this bitch.

(15:37:16) Amariithynar: So you have to try and belittle me by using gay as an insulting perjorative? To what end? to make yourself feel better? *shakes head and sighs*

(15:37:20) (Rosette_Contrail): It's like saying "I love pie." and someone assuming you plan to fuck it.

(15:37:33) Kirna: Yeah, Folf, I only love you in a platonic manner.
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(15:37:46) Gargoth: a girl says she loves a guy... and a guy says he loves the same guy.. <.< just alone a guy saying he 'loves' a guy, is sounding gay itself, wouldnt matter in which way he meant that

(15:37:59) golden_folf: Then clearly there is only one option. I must fuck you mercilessly until you love me in a romantic manner.

(15:38:16) Amariithynar: Because romance is all about merciless fucking? O.o
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(15:38:22) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd imagine you'd say you love someone in a happy way. Never heard of someone giving a sigh and dreary monotone when they say that kind of stuff.

(15:38:25) golden_folf: Of course.

(15:38:37) Gargoth: i dont use the word 'gay' as an insult, just because something sounds gay it doesnt mean it is bad, so you see it yourself as insult, even though i dont mean it that way

(15:39:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Folf loves Kirna with his penis.
(15:39:12) (Rosette_Contrail): It is his love wand, with which he projects love all over her.

(15:39:17) golden_folf: It's the only love I was shown as a child. D:

(15:39:25) (Rosette_Contrail): By your minister?

(15:39:31) golden_folf: Yes. ._.

(15:40:04) (Rosette_Contrail): So in this case, would it be good that your father never loved you?
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(15:40:08) Kirna: Uh, well, anyway, looks like this kitty is single.

(15:40:12) Amariithynar: No, i see the way you're throwing it around like a blunt instrument as an insult to the word and, by application, insulting me. My best friend who I'd go so far as to call a brother, Nova Draconis, is gay. When either of us use the term there isn't any negative connotations because we don't use it the way you did.
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(15:40:34) golden_folf: My father was the minister.

(15:40:41) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd help you there Kirna but I'm not a big fan of platonic either.

(15:40:50) Amariithynar: Rofl, but if his minister showed him love with his penis, doesn't that mean his Father loved him? >_>
(15:41:02) Amariithynar: Aww, not fast enough with the joke.

(15:41:05) (Eridor): A shame, Kirna. I'm heading off now, something's come up.
I've personally had enough of seeing arguments over things people say here, just drop it and move on, eh? I'll see anyone who cares later.

(15:41:09) golden_folf slow claps. "Good job Amarii. You get a gold star."
(15:41:19) golden_folf affixes said gold star to Amarii's forehead.

(15:41:30) Amariithynar shows it off proudly.

(15:41:39) (Rosette_Contrail): Don't forget the carpentry tack. Glue is expensive.

(15:41:48) golden_folf: Right, right. Just like ramps.

(15:41:50) Kirna: Later Eri

(15:41:51) (Rosette_Contrail): *Hammers in a full length nail on accident.*

(15:42:05) Gargoth: *shrugs* y u even mad tho? its the internet, afterall

(15:42:25) Amariithynar: I still don't get why you say you're single every now and then Kirna. is it just to get Folf to get all protective/jealous and give you attention? o.O

(15:42:28) Gargoth: The best machine ever

(15:42:45) Kirna: No, it's because he wanted to rape me for not loving him in the right way.

(15:42:46) (Rosette_Contrail): No, if she wanted that she'd probably come over here and make out with me.
(15:43:07) (Rosette_Contrail): '.'

(15:43:10) golden_folf: It's because she hates me. I'm so emotionally abused.
(15:43:21) golden_folf: I'm going to go in a corner and sigh until someone asks me what's wrong.

(15:43:28) Amariithynar: Being mad would indicate that I'm feeling more than disappointment, which I'm not.
(15:43:42) Amariithynar: ...8snrk* Okay, that was a good one, folf.

(15:43:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Don't forget to RP how you're sobbing into a highball of whiskey all the while, then ultimately drinking the whole bottle.

(15:44:26) golden_folf: Afterwards I'll only be slightly buzzed instead of passed out from alcohol poisoning.
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(15:44:43) Amariithynar: Kirna: Ah, i see. yeah, never really got the rape is funny thing in general (though a few jokes take such refuge in audacity it actually works, usually because it's related directly to the teller and they're flippant with it, i guess).

(15:44:52) Kirna: You know what, Folf and I should just go to a private channel for a moment so I can beat him.
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(15:45:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Then once someone gives you attention you'll magically sober up and be all friendly instead of slurring and slamming the bottle against their head in rage.

(15:45:09) Gargoth: *laughs* maybe i have been abit too much on 4chan the last 4 years

(15:45:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Or crying against them. Or telling them how much you love them. Or just singing really bad karaoke for an hour.

(15:45:34) golden_folf: And tearfully say "i dont want 2 talk abt it" before agreeing to jump into bed with them 5 minutes later.

(15:46:06) Gargoth: holy shit, fucking 99% percent occupied our /b/

(15:46:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Then once they leave you'll start crying boredom again before repeating it in another attempt at pity baiting.

(15:46:27) (Judas): -Sighs as he sits back on the chair and lays his head down on the table sobbing-

(15:46:33) Amariithynar: ........
(15:46:36) Amariithynar: *twitch*

(15:46:37) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh boy an example!

(15:46:46) golden_folf: Not sure if troll or just really good timing.

(15:46:46) (Rosette_Contrail): This oughta be fascinating.

(15:47:14) Kirna: Good timing, Folf.

(15:47:18) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Yep, this is going in the .tk logs for epic stuff.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Moar Random Shit and FC Ribbing](19:16:59) Liru_Chan: : < Wait.. from which game?

(19:17:02) (Esti): Also, FC made a heart at cock. Anyone else see that?

(19:17:12) (Spayce): xDDDDD
(19:17:16) (Spayce): hahahahah

(19:17:34) (Kana'ti): Lol

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(19:17:54) Fatchaos: NO!
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(19:18:00) Fatchaos: IT WAS NOT FOR IT!
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(19:18:01) Fatchaos: D;

(19:18:01) (Esti): You did...

(19:18:03) (Spayce): ÍES FC!

(19:18:07) Fatchaos: Rose! HELP!

(19:18:07) (Spayce): Y*
(19:18:09) (Spayce): x.x

(19:18:09) Liru_Chan: Oh FC, you are so silly. x 3
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(19:18:24) Batboy8189: AWS Pro Moves Soccer, I never played the Genesis, but this song is badass.

(19:18:24) (Spayce): help FC Rose, he likes cock! D: apparently.

(19:18:24) (Rosette_Contrail): FC lieks penis?
(19:18:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh lawdy.
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(19:18:43) (Spayce): Spayce starts liking gilrs, FC loves cock I DON'T WANNA LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE
(19:18:58) (Spayce): no wait YES I DO

(19:18:58) (Esti): D:
(19:19:02) (Esti):

(19:19:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Maybe you two should be bisexual. Join the love everything movement brah.

(19:19:05) (Esti): <3

(19:19:13) (Spayce) keeps humping Esti's leg :3 MOANS

(19:19:16) Fatchaos: * Eyeroll. *

(19:19:16) (Rosette_Contrail): *Randomly preens an Esti.*

(19:19:21) (Spayce) and makes a mess >.>

(19:19:28) Fatchaos: Spayce! D:

(19:19:40) (Spayce) was just joking. u.u

(19:19:43) (Rosette_Contrail): *Wait. Esti has nothing that can be preened. Uh... polishes then.*

(19:19:57) (Spayce): yes Chaos? o.o

(19:20:20) Liru_Chan: -Couch sprawl.-

(19:20:42) (Esti): *grows a feather by sheer will, allows herself to be preened, thusly*

(19:21:00) (Spayce): oh!

(19:21:05) Fatchaos: Nuthing x3

(19:21:06) (Rosette_Contrail): *...Ponders where exactly this feather grew.*

(19:21:07) (Spayce): look at this wonderfull button

(19:21:12) Fatchaos: ---

(19:21:14) (Spayce): wich will make me go

(19:21:19) Fatchaos: One feather to preen?

(19:21:29) (Spayce): aaaaaaaww, i thought you wanted to talk to me Efffff Seeeeee ):

(19:21:35) Batboy8189: throws a soccer ball at Liru.

(19:21:50) (Spayce): *clears throat* ahem. where was i? o.o

(19:21:57) (Rosette_Contrail): Mmm, Reverberation. I do like giving my songs a Venue feel.

(19:22:10) (Spayce): RIGHT.
(19:22:20) (Spayce): IT WILL MAKE ME GO TO SLEE-

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(19:22:39) (Rosette_Contrail): What a douchebag.
(19:22:44) (Rosette_Contrail): HAH.
(19:22:49) (Rosette_Contrail): I have skillz.

(19:22:59) earthfox-twinwolf: good evening.

(19:23:04) Fatchaos: o.=.o;;

(19:23:18) (Rosette_Contrail): That's the second time I posted at the same time as someone else.

(19:23:21) Batboy8189: Rose, do you ever listen to video game music?

(19:23:23) earthfox-twinwolf: hello Fc finish dark souls yet?

(19:23:39) Liru_Chan: : 3

(19:23:40) (Rosette_Contrail): BB, I MAKE video game music. So... uh... no.
(19:23:46) (Rosette_Contrail): I totally don't.
(19:23:50) (Rosette_Contrail): '.'

(19:24:16) Liru_Chan: -Face-latches an FC.-

(19:24:26) Fatchaos: * Flails! *

(19:24:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Speaking of video game music. Who likes Jazz?

(19:24:32) Batboy8189: pushes a plug in Rose's outlet face.

(19:24:36) Fatchaos: Nope, Not yet

(19:24:44) (Kana'ti): Deploying Smooth jazz, in three, two, one.
(19:24:51) YiffBot: earthfox-twinwolf is now known as (Earth_<saint's_row>).

(19:24:59) Corvius: *pokes his head into the tavern and strolls in walking towards the bar to get a drink. He takes a seat on a barstool and leans back against the bar*

(19:25:02) (Rosette_Contrail): *Pushes a heavy metal Louisville Slugger into Bats... face face.*

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(19:25:17) (Earth_<saint's_row>): Damn well can't blame ya that game made me a bit crazy.

(19:25:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Anyways, I totally threw together an extra jazzy version of Blue Blue Moon from Super Adventure Island.
(19:25:39) (Rosette_Contrail): It's got sexaphone.
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(19:26:06) (Rosette_Contrail): It's so smooth. ;.;

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(19:27:29) Liru_Chan: Has anyone ever heard of.. I have no mouth but I must scream?
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(19:27:52) Batboy8189: needs to reboot before Rose can hurt me, hopes she can wait?

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(19:28:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Mmm, smooth.

(19:28:57) Fatchaos: * Double blink. * Might it be... Sarah?

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(19:29:37) Liru_Chan:

(19:29:49) Corvius: *radomly pokes FC*

(19:29:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Welcome Sarah.

(19:29:51) Liru_Chan: Why didn't my image werk?

(19:29:57) (Rosette_Contrail): Hai Katbatbatbatbat.
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(19:30:04) Liru_Chan: Kaaaat.

(19:30:07) Katixa: Hullooos <3

(19:30:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Preens the bat in greeting, as per usual.* <3

(19:30:33) Fatchaos: * Has randomly been poked. *
(19:30:38) Fatchaos: Yes?

(19:30:43) Katixa: *Proceeds to wingsnuggle up the robiness, and the Lirupup of course <3* Skyriiiiim

(19:30:48) Corvius: (www.soundcloud.com\dj-cole-husky)
(19:31:26) Corvius: *waves at him* "Itchy poking finger srry."

(19:31:47) Fatchaos: ...

(19:31:50) Liru_Chan: Prepare to D'awwwhhhh.
(19:31:51) Liru_Chan: x 3

(19:31:53) Fatchaos: I might have itchy eating teeth.
(19:31:57) Fatchaos: So watch it

(19:31:59) Katixa: *Snicker*

(19:31:59) Fatchaos: DAAAAAAAAAW x3

(19:32:07) Katixa: Must go get food before raid time

(19:32:18) Liru_Chan: X 3.

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(19:32:35) Liru_Chan: - Latches to Kat's back.- : 3 Let's go raid Raggy!

(19:32:59) Katixa: Yus! And you can be the tank :3

(19:33:04) (Rosette_Contrail): *Clotheslines BB with a Louisville Slugger on entry. Then returns to snuggling all over Katbat and Liru as well. Cuddle piles.* <3

(19:33:20) Liru_Chan:

(19:33:26) Katixa: We almost have it down, just need to work out a few kinks in phase 4 and we've got a realm first

(19:33:28) (Rosette_Contrail): FC! I wanna show you my extra jazzy rendition. You might end up liking something so smooth.

(19:33:40) Fatchaos: Smooth?

(19:33:46) Liru_Chan: =3

(19:33:54) Katixa: You would x3

(19:33:55) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes. It's sexual jazz.

(19:33:57) Fatchaos: Wait what

(19:34:03) (Rosette_Contrail): You can totally hump to it.

(19:34:03) Fatchaos: And sounds good x3

(19:34:05) Liru_Chan: Do.. gifs werk too?
(19:34:07) Liru_Chan: Lemme see..

(19:34:09) Batboy8189: Oh, Rose...

(19:34:09) Katixa: *Super ear perk* Jazz?

(19:34:17) Fatchaos: Yes they do, Liru x3

(19:34:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Yus Katbat, I made Jazz.

(19:34:32) Katixa:

What kiiiinda Jazz?

(19:34:36) Liru_Chan:
(19:34:40) Liru_Chan: DAWWWWHHH!!
(19:34:42) Liru_Chan: <3

(19:34:53) Batboy8189: Liru is cutes.

(19:35:00) Liru_Chan: I know I is.
(19:35:08) Liru_Chan: - Flaunts it.-
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(19:35:12) Fatchaos: Lulwut

(19:35:14) Katixa: *Noms on a pup ear*

(19:35:28) Liru_Chan: - Ear nommed.- X 3
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(19:35:32) Katixa: All of this is distracting me from food, brb

(19:35:36) Fatchaos: Too much cute D:
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(19:35:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Smooth sexual jazz. Constant thumping bassline, a very soft rock organ, sexaphone, and string hits. <3

(19:35:47) Batboy8189: she licks the bone like its... something belonging to some certain fellas.
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(19:36:08) Liru_Chan: Aaand one moar!
(19:36:12) Liru_Chan:

(19:36:22) Batboy8189: bouncy
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(19:36:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Like it's some fellas Humerus?

(19:36:34) Vaps_The_Morph: Liru. ^.^
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(19:36:39) Liru_Chan: I knows!

(19:37:15) Fatchaos: ...

(19:37:16) Batboy8189: Humorous? It might make a guy laugh.

(19:37:18) Liru_Chan: -Rolls around.-

(19:37:23) Fatchaos: First you give us cute.
(19:37:26) Fatchaos: Then suddenly.
(19:37:28) Fatchaos: Bouncy tits.
(19:37:30) Fatchaos: FUck logic!

(19:37:36) (Rosette_Contrail): *Giefs Liru a trampet to bounce on. Bounce on.*

(19:37:37) Fatchaos: Fuck it to hell x3

(19:37:40) Liru_Chan: It is cute!

(19:37:43) (Esti): *mews*
(19:37:45) (Esti): Wait.

(19:37:46) Liru_Chan: Very cute.
(19:37:49) Liru_Chan: : <

(19:37:51) Batboy8189: and how is a werewolf so cute to begin with?

(19:37:52) (Esti): I are STILL A DRAGON.

(19:37:58) Fatchaos: Smooth sexual jazz, Rose?

(19:38:01) Corvius: (www.soundcloud.com/dj-cole-husky)

(19:38:01) Batboy8189: BECAUSE JAPAN SAYS SO!

(19:38:05) Fatchaos: Still, sounds good to me.

(19:38:11) Liru_Chan: It's because I use L'oriel.
(19:38:21) Liru_Chan: BECUZ I'M WORTH IT
(19:38:26) Liru_Chan: <3

(19:38:31) (Rosette_Contrail): *Figures Liru would like bouncing on a trampet. Which by the way is a small portable trampoline.*

(19:38:34) (Esti): *dragon noise, rawr or something*

(19:38:54) Liru_Chan: - Bounces on the portable trampouline! -
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(19:39:14) (Rosette_Contrail): *Watches the bouncing.* ...I can't explain why this fascinates me.

(19:39:14) Batboy8189: gives Liru a plastic gun to hold while she bounces.

(19:39:17) (Rosette_Contrail): :/

(19:39:32) Liru_Chan: - Pew pews with the plastic gun.-
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(19:39:44) Liru_Chan: I think there's a pic of Liru in a cowboy hat somewhere..

(19:40:00) Fatchaos: But I can, Rose.
(19:40:03) Fatchaos: But I won't say.

(19:40:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey, aren't you capable of making any girl nude by standing within fifty feet of them?
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(19:40:56) Batboy8189: cowboy hat will kill me, Liru.
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(19:40:59) Fatchaos: So KAIDA said.

(19:41:00) (Kana'ti): FC?

(19:41:02) (Rosette_Contrail): ...I think you dropped your wallet... beneath this trampet.

(19:41:02) (Kana'ti): Pfeh.

(19:41:05) (Rosette_Contrail): You should grab it.

(19:41:07) Fatchaos: I haven't said anything about that.

(19:41:09) Liru_Chan: Don'cha just wanna keep me forever?!
(19:41:12) Liru_Chan: x 3

(19:41:24) Fatchaos: x3

(19:41:27) Liru_Chan: Lookit those widdle paws. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!

(19:41:40) Batboy8189: puppy Liru is hiding her shame!

(19:41:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Anyways FC, get on Skype and shiz if you wanna hear.

(19:41:52) Liru_Chan: Couldn't find that cowboy hat one.. e.e

(19:42:00) (Mattias_Stahl): (And her vagina too.)

(19:42:02) Liru_Chan: I know it exists..
(19:42:10) Liru_Chan: ( BA DUM TISH! )

(19:42:13) Corvius: lol

(19:42:25) Liru_Chan: Nuuu.. couldn't show THAT one, or I'd get banned, silly. >/

(19:42:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Woo, bluntness.

(19:42:35) Fatchaos: x3

(19:42:43) Liru_Chan: FC would ban me. : <

(19:42:44) Fatchaos: Goddamnit!

(19:42:47) Liru_Chan: He's mean.

(19:42:48) Fatchaos: Trying to multitask

(19:42:50) Liru_Chan: Ain'cha?

(19:42:52) Fatchaos: ...

(19:42:53) Batboy8189: what one, Liru?

(19:42:55) Fatchaos: I AM MEAN=!

(19:42:57) Liru_Chan: x 3

(19:42:57) Fatchaos: ?!
(19:42:59) Fatchaos: I am not!
(19:43:04) Fatchaos: What's in the picture...?

(19:43:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Wait.

(19:43:04) Liru_Chan: YOU IS!

(19:43:06) Fatchaos: >.=.>

(19:43:17) (Esti): I SEE A GLOWY DRAGON ON SKYPE. *pesters*

(19:43:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Liru showed vagina when she showed the "Found porn stash" image which had a bottomless Liru in it.
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(19:43:26) (Rosette_Contrail): YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

(19:43:26) Fatchaos: No mic is on
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(19:43:40) Liru_Chan: There is a version of that picture where her tail is.. shall we say.. not covering her naughty parts.
(19:43:46) Liru_Chan: BB was hoping for that one.

(19:43:48) Fatchaos: Yeah
(19:43:50) Fatchaos: Leave that out.

(19:43:53) Liru_Chan: He's a perv!

(19:43:55) Batboy8189: it only matters if Liru is underage.

(19:43:56) Liru_Chan: : >

(19:43:56) Fatchaos: ...
(19:43:59) Fatchaos: Well...
(19:44:02) Fatchaos: DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH?

(19:44:06) Batboy8189: and she's not.

(19:44:08) Fatchaos: Took you THAT long to figure that out?

(19:44:11) Liru_Chan: Nu.. the content itself is like.. taboo here, silly.

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(19:44:20) (Rosette_Contrail): FC... answer le Skype.

(19:44:27) Katixa: I'm amazed/disappointed that finding a frog distracted me from getting food for as long as it did

(19:44:29) Fatchaos: GODDAMNIT
(19:44:35) Fatchaos: People pulling me on all sides.

(19:44:38) Liru_Chan:

(19:44:40) (Esti): Frrrroggggg.

(19:44:42) Liru_Chan: Just for Katixa!
(19:44:44) Liru_Chan: : 3
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(19:44:47) Fatchaos: x3

(19:44:48) Katixa: <33

(19:44:49) Liru_Chan: Lookit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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(19:45:03) Liru_Chan: Those are my brainwashing eyes.

(19:45:08) Katixa: *Picks up the pup to set her in her lap for raid times*

(19:45:09) Corvius: *sits on the stool watching the room and daydreaming*

(19:45:11) Liru_Chan: They say " GIVE ME BACON. "

(19:45:14) Katixa: Tonight is free 6/7hm loot night :3

(19:45:15) Vaps_The_Morph: *pets the Liru-Chan*

(19:45:20) Liru_Chan: Oooh. x 3
(19:45:26) Liru_Chan: Lewts! <3
(19:45:30) Liru_Chan: - Murr.-

(19:45:40) Corvius: awww cute

(19:45:45) Katixa: Yus ^^ Except vanquisher never drops because the RNG gods like to bend me over on a regular occasion

(19:45:59) Liru_Chan: Awwwhh..

(19:46:05) Batboy8189: gives Liru fatback instead of bacon.

(19:46:07) Liru_Chan: You'll get eet eventually.

(19:46:12) Katixa: *Applies liberal amounts of scritchings to her belly* Yus, but dps racing is fun x3
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(19:46:50) Liru_Chan: x3 I know.. my mage is always trying to extend her e-peen further than the Druid and Hunter that I raid with.
(19:47:01) Liru_Chan: I have won.. like.. twice.
(19:47:04) Liru_Chan: By 1K.
(19:47:07) Liru_Chan: e.e

(19:47:12) Corvius: go liru

(19:47:49) Katixa: Ooohs

(19:47:59) Liru_Chan: - Murrs at all the petting.- It's about time for me to skedaddle anyway! Get ready for another hard day of work. ;-;

(19:48:05) Katixa: We just got our mage dragonwrath last week...so there's no catching him
(19:48:10) Katixa: Sleep well sweetie <3

(19:48:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Take care Liru.
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(19:48:35) Liru_Chan: And I has the dentist on Friday. ;-; It's a check up, but he's a real heavy-handed oaf.

(19:48:51) Fatchaos: Latah, Liruliru

(19:48:53) Liru_Chan: My jaw feels like it's breaking for days after a check up.
(19:48:55) Liru_Chan: ;-;

(19:49:03) Katixa: Jeez o.0

(19:49:04) Batboy8189: hugs Liru bye-bye

(19:49:12) Fatchaos: Finally.
(19:49:16) Fatchaos: Distractions over.
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(19:49:19) Fatchaos: I CAN FOCUS.

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(19:49:23) Liru_Chan: Yarp..
(19:49:27) Liru_Chan: OH HO!

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(19:49:33) Liru_Chan: So.. I'm a distraction?
(19:49:35) Liru_Chan: ;-;

(19:49:37) (NolFwa): http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/peta-slams-mario-over-fur-suit-211025773.html

(19:49:39) Fatchaos: ...
(19:49:41) Fatchaos: * Snoutpalm *
(19:49:42) Fatchaos: NOT YOU

(19:49:43) Liru_Chan: x3

(19:49:44) Fatchaos: Silly.

(19:49:45) (NolFwa): MARIO IS A FURRIE!!

(19:49:47) Liru_Chan: I know.
(19:50:00) Liru_Chan: Night people! Have fun!! x 3
(19:50:08) Liru_Chan: <333 Love yahs.

(19:50:17) (NolFwa): those are 36 45 36...

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(19:50:59) (Raka): Mmm Subway...

(19:51:00) Fatchaos: * Is also listening to Rose's smooth jazz. *
(19:51:03) Fatchaos: :/

(19:51:18) (Nostro): Hello everyone.

(19:51:25) (Raka): Hey Nos

(19:51:28) Fatchaos: Well.
(19:51:33) Fatchaos: I can say, from hearing it...
(19:51:41) Fatchaos: ... That I now want to make sweeeeet looove~

(19:52:09) (Esti) presents herself to FC
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(19:52:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh noes. My song made FC hornies.

(19:52:18) Corvius: *pulls a pair of white gloves from his pocket and puts them on turning the red and blue lights on at the ends and slips in a earpiece. He begins to move his hands and fingers around in various patterns to the music that he is listening to.*

(19:52:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Well... more so than usual.

(19:52:21) (Nostro): I've come on here to distract myself from life and its sorrows. C:

(19:52:24) Fatchaos: * Makes sweet loooove to Esti, in that case. *

(19:52:29) (Kana'ti): o.o

(19:52:34) (Esti): ^^

(19:52:35) Fatchaos: Good for you, Nostro!

(19:52:43) Batboy8189: Nostro

(19:52:48) (Kevin): *sits on corvius*

(19:52:56) (Nostro): because as we all know, life a bitch, then you die.

(19:53:02) Fatchaos: Bat

(19:53:07) (Rosette_Contrail): *Still never figured out the location of the single feather Esti grew for her.*

(19:53:09) (Kevin): fat

(19:53:09) Fatchaos: Stop posting distractions.
(19:53:17) Fatchaos: Yes...?

(19:53:17) (Nostro): *distraction successful*

(19:53:24) (Kevin): fat bat

(19:53:29) Corvius: *ish sat on*
(19:53:35) Corvius: B)

(19:53:39) Fatchaos: Anyway. It was nice, Rose. Calm :3

(19:53:40) (Nostro): -happy face-

(19:53:44) Batboy8189: I will stop, I believe in the rule of three.

(19:53:45) (Nostro): almost typed fappy hace

(19:53:49) (Kana'ti) has wings!

(19:53:51) Fatchaos: And sexual in unexplainable way.

(19:53:54) (Kana'ti) preens Rose's.

(19:53:57) (Kevin):

*

(19:53:58) (Esti): *It came out right near her hip, actually. But she tries to grow one in a more appropriate place, like on her head or something.*

(19:53:58) Batboy8189: three times is enough to make a point.

(19:54:21) Fatchaos: ...

(19:54:23) (Kana'ti): We knew much before you were stupid, Bat.

(19:54:24) Fatchaos: Someone could...
(19:54:25) Fatchaos: ...
(19:54:32) Fatchaos: Fuck it. Combing my hair sounds odd.
(19:54:40) Fatchaos: When done by someone else.
(19:54:42) Fatchaos: Using a tongue.

(19:54:56) (Esti): how come FC scolded Bat, but not Liru, for picture posting? >.>'
(19:55:05) (Esti): Also. *licks FC*

(19:55:07) Fatchaos: Shush, Esti. :3

(19:55:10) (Nostro): if only this sub-reality based inside of the internet was some how linked to reality.

(19:55:12) Fatchaos: * Licks Esti. *

(19:55:22) (Esti): NO SHUSHING FOR ME.

(19:55:26) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is preened and stuff. Floofs a little.*

(19:55:44) Fatchaos: Top condition feathers.

(19:55:47) Corvius: *huggles kevin* hi hi

(19:55:50) Fatchaos: Thumbs up to that!

(19:55:54) Batboy8189: okay...

(19:55:59) Fatchaos: * Does just so. Teeth shines. *

(19:55:59) (Kevin): *giggles* hello

(19:55:59) Batboy8189: that was the line

(19:56:03) Fatchaos: * Stops *
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(19:56:21) Fatchaos: BRB.

(19:56:23) (Nostro) lays down on a couch and sighs, looking around for more distractions*

(19:56:24) Fatchaos: I need a drink.
(19:56:29) Fatchaos: ( Not a stiff one. )

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(19:56:40) (Esti): Penis.

(19:56:41) Fatchaos: ( THAT WAS FOR YOU, KANA. )

(19:56:43) (Esti): A stiff Penis.

(19:56:45) (Rosette_Contrail): That's what she said.

(19:56:48) Batboy8189: I can take anything, but I just can't take being called stupid. o.o

(19:56:49) Fatchaos: ..........................

(19:56:50) (Kevin): Ill give a limp drink XD

(19:56:56) (Esti): I NEED A STIFF PENIS

(19:57:09) (Rosette_Contrail): I've got a stiff beak.

(19:57:54) Corvius: *wiggles as he is still being sat on*

(19:57:58) (Kana'ti) blinks. "Wait what?"

(19:58:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Vait Vhat?

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(19:59:43) Fatchaos: My horn is harder than a rock~

(19:59:49) (Nostro): *just sits there on the couch, hoping someone would approach*

(19:59:51) Batboy8189: FC...

(19:59:52) Fatchaos: Really... it can... really... impaaale...
(20:00:04) Fatchaos: I mean. Look.
(20:00:08) Fatchaos: * Gores the wall. *

(20:00:16) (Kevin): HEY!

(20:00:22) Corvius: B)

(20:00:32) Fatchaos: * The wall gets impaled. RAGEGORE TIME! Smashes through the wall. *
(20:00:36) Fatchaos: And a thick skull :3

(20:00:42) Batboy8189: FC, I now have you under control.

(20:00:42) Fatchaos: AND ABOVE ALL!

(20:00:42) (Kevin): NO WRECKING THE WALLS!

(20:00:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey FC, I found a drawing aid you can get behind.
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(20:00:45) (Kana'ti): o.o
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(20:00:55) Corvius: lol he made a glory hole

(20:00:58) (Raka): Brit!

(20:00:59) Fatchaos: Unnecessary violence to random walls!

(20:01:13) (Rosette_Contrail): For a hyper or macro maybe, Corvius.

(20:01:51) Fatchaos: ...
(20:01:54) Fatchaos: Why me, Rose?

(20:01:56) britleysam: -she walks into the tavern pulling her long white hair up in a clip and sways her hips walking over to behind the bar to fix herself a stiff one-

(20:01:59) Fatchaos: I don't exactly make hyperboobies.

(20:02:09) (Rosette_Contrail): ...You like boobies though.

(20:02:16) Fatchaos: Yeeeees...?

(20:02:31) (Rosette_Contrail): You might like a drawing aid involving uh... boobies.

(20:02:38) Fatchaos: ...

(20:02:43) (Kana'ti) cups her breasts and pushes them up, observing the effect of gravity on her not-so-big boobs! o.o

(20:02:46) Fatchaos: I just drew porn involving boobies.
(20:02:56) Fatchaos: * Points at Kana. *
(20:02:59) Fatchaos: I really like yer boobs~

(20:03:00) (Nostro): FC you're a really good artist.

(20:03:02) Einu: Einu walks in behind Brit, sitting down on her side. ordering something to himself*

(20:03:03) Fatchaos: * Then at Rose! *
(20:03:08) Fatchaos: Yours too!

(20:03:09) (Kana'ti): Aye.

(20:03:10) Corvius: you might want to fix the wall though befoe someone gets to excited.

(20:03:14) (Raka): *The black dragon pulls himself up out of his chair and makes his way to Britley, sitting at the bar and waving to her*

(20:03:15) Fatchaos: * Now at Esti! *
(20:03:20) Fatchaos: Even yours! I mean, why the fuck not? :3

(20:03:23) (Rosette_Contrail): :C
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(20:03:47) RasAngabo: *Yawn*

(20:03:53) britleysam: (so total akward moment)

(20:03:53) (Esti): ...even mine, cause why the fuck not... Gee. I feel special...

(20:04:03) (Raka): (?)

(20:04:09) Fatchaos: I was only saying so, Esti. x3
(20:04:13) Fatchaos: Besides.

(20:04:16) (Rosette_Contrail): Corvius, methinks if a Macro got excited enough to fuck the wall using the massive hole FC made, I doubt fixing it would help. They could just make a new one.

(20:04:17) Fatchaos: I cannot really compare boobs.
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(20:04:26) britleysam: -she sees Raka and nearly tackles him as she hugs him-

(20:04:27) Fatchaos: Unless they are all macro which is a thumbs down.
(20:04:29) Fatchaos: * Nods sagely. *

(20:04:39) Lonelywolf: One cannot compare boobs, without boobs to compare :/
(20:04:44) Lonelywolf: Todays moral.

(20:04:47) britleysam: (dont ask lol)
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(20:04:56) (Rosette_Contrail): *Compares boobs with Esti. Complete with boob fondling for... weight and stuff. Yeah.*
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(20:05:05) Fatchaos: Rose.

(20:05:14) (Raka): *Catches the wolfess flying at him and squeezes her tight* Hey there, Brit! How are you?
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(20:05:31) Fatchaos: * Also compares the boobs of these two ladies. Has to measure weight by hand and all that, too. *

(20:05:36) Kai: (Hello all)

(20:05:38) Fatchaos: I think Rose's are a tad more heavier.

(20:05:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Pervert.

(20:05:53) Fatchaos: Screw your double standards.
(20:05:57) Fatchaos: Hypocrite.

(20:06:00) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(20:06:06) (Kana'ti): Rose is a scientist! >: |

(20:06:09) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey! I'm just... guessing her cup size.

(20:06:22) (Kana'ti): Rose fondles, for Science.

(20:06:22) Fatchaos: So...
(20:06:29) Fatchaos: FINE

(20:06:32) britleysam: -she laughs and steps back but just a little- first let me apologize for passing out on ur couch last night drinking that late after a long day was not smart

(20:06:46) Fatchaos: * Measures Esti's chest, then. For science. As they agreed to do. *

(20:07:03) Lonelywolf: Whatcha up to FC?

(20:07:15) Fatchaos: Just gro- Measuring boobs.

(20:07:49) (Rosette_Contrail): *Fondles Kana for Science.* Ah, zhese boovies are das vunderbah.

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(20:08:06) (Kana'ti) blinks. "Huh... Kay?"

(20:08:12) (Raka): *He grins at her, remembering the night* There's no need to apologize. I gave you the alcohol, and I told you it was alright anyway. Though you did leave your hoodie at my place.

(20:08:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Ve must skoosh zem, for... SCIENCE!

(20:08:42) (Polt): Hi ^.^

(20:08:45) (Raka): FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU...

(20:08:46) Fatchaos: Rose.
(20:08:51) Fatchaos: Drop the fake German accent

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(20:09:10) YiffBot: Yeah_Yeah logs into the Chat.

(20:09:16) Fatchaos: * Tries his luck. Goes for Kana's boobs too. * Science, Kana'ti. Science.
(20:09:23) Fatchaos: Hmmm.
(20:09:26) Fatchaos: B. I say.

(20:09:34) Einu: So, what's up in this place?
(20:09:40) Einu: Have we been missing anything?

(20:09:42) Fatchaos: SCIENCE

(20:09:48) (Rosette_Contrail): I am ze Mad Scientist, Dummkopf!

(20:09:50) YiffBot: queendrappa is now known as (Nadir).
(20:09:58) YiffBot: (Polt) leaves the channel.

(20:09:58) Fatchaos: That sounds STUPID, Rose!

(20:10:16) (Rosette_Contrail): YOU ASOUND STUPID.
(20:10:27) (Rosette_Contrail): >C

(20:10:29) britleysam: -smacks her forehead- I was lookin for it after my shower for the day Nol got it on camera and next time movie night at my place and you get to pick the movie

(20:10:52) (Rosette_Contrail): GEET OUT OF MY LAHBORAHTORY.

(20:11:21) Fatchaos: NO!
(20:11:27) YiffBot: Yeah_Yeah leaves the channel.
(20:11:39) Fatchaos: What are you going to do?
(20:11:50) Fatchaos: Throw a damn bratwurst at me?

(20:12:01) Batboy8189: Bugs Bunny in drag

(20:12:05) (Rosette_Contrail): YES.
(20:12:06) YiffBot: Kai has been logged out (Timeout).

(20:12:11) Fatchaos: o.=.o

(20:12:14) (Rosette_Contrail): I know you fears ze sausage.

(20:12:14) Fatchaos: * Goes away. *
(20:12:20) Fatchaos: * Sorta. *
(20:12:20) YiffBot: sergal logs into the Chat.

(20:12:21) britleysam: where is Rasette

(20:12:24) Fatchaos: x3

(20:12:27) (Rosette_Contrail): ZE SAUSAGE OF MAN.

(20:12:35) Fatchaos: SWEET
(20:12:36) Fatchaos: JESUS
(20:12:40) Fatchaos: NOT THAT SAUSAGE!

(20:12:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Waggles a dildo at him.*

(20:12:47) Fatchaos: ...

(20:12:50) (Rosette_Contrail): *Extra large.*
(20:12:55) YiffBot: TheDragonOfWar logs into the Chat.

(20:12:55) (Raka): Yeah, I guess you just forgot to grab it. It's cool though, I've got it at home. I ended up washing it with some of my laundry on accident. *He chuckles, nodding to the movie plan*

(20:12:58) Fatchaos: THat's not a fucking sausage, your perverted birdie.
(20:13:01) Fatchaos: >.=.>;
(20:13:06) YiffBot: TheDragonOfWar is now known as (Razz).

(20:13:08) (Rosette_Contrail): SILENCE! *Slaps him with it.*
(20:13:14) YiffBot: Kai logs into the Chat.

(20:13:20) Fatchaos: * Dodges that. HAS to. Via teleporting. *
(20:13:25) Fatchaos: KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
(20:13:25) YiffBot: (Razz) leaves the channel.

(20:13:29) (Rosette_Contrail): HAHA.

(20:13:31) Fatchaos: God knows what you have used it for!

(20:13:34) (Rosette_Contrail): I VIN!

(20:13:38) Fatchaos: Wait.

(20:13:43) (Esti): Can't stay angry, this is too damn funny.

(20:13:43) (Rosette_Contrail): *Has gotten him out of her laboratory.*

(20:13:44) Fatchaos: * Teleports it off her hand. *
(20:13:45) Fatchaos: o.=.o
(20:13:54) Fatchaos: * Replaces it with...! *
(20:14:01) YiffBot: (Razz) enters the channel.
(20:14:06) Fatchaos: * A cucumber! *
(20:14:06) YiffBot: (Razz) leaves the channel.
(20:14:07) Fatchaos: AHA!
(20:14:09) Fatchaos: Vegetables!

(20:14:17) (Rosette_Contrail): *Points and laughs because FC mentally touched a dildo.*

(20:14:26) Fatchaos: ...
(20:14:29) Fatchaos: That's stupid! x3

(20:14:43) (Esti): *points and laughs as well*

(20:14:45) (Rosette_Contrail): IS NAUGHT.

(20:14:45) (Esti): *hates FC*

(20:14:49) Fatchaos: Now don't make me get my SM gear on.
(20:14:56) Fatchaos: I WILL WIN.

(20:15:00) britleysam: -she smiles and kisses his cheek hoping he didn't remember the brave moment she had last night.- thanks I really appreciate it want me to make you a drink?

(20:15:01) (Kana'ti): O.o

(20:15:01) Fatchaos: Why you hate me!? D:

(20:15:02) (Rosette_Contrail): You touch ze dildo vith brain, to teleport it avay.

(20:15:05) Batboy8189: is Vaps here?

(20:15:12) Fatchaos: Well no shit?

(20:15:16) (Rosette_Contrail): YOU HAVE PENIS FOR MIND.

(20:15:16) Fatchaos: It's not touching.
(20:15:26) Fatchaos: * Slaps Rose with an pickle. *
(20:15:28) Fatchaos: Silence.

(20:15:28) (Esti): Several reasons.

(20:15:34) Vaps_The_Morph: Yeah

(20:15:44) (Rosette_Contrail): *Dodges the pickle like a fucking normal person, by ducking.*
(20:15:49) (Rosette_Contrail): :7

(20:15:55) Batboy8189: Vaps are you watching the new episode of The Looney Tunes Show?

(20:15:56) Fatchaos: * Swung it vertically. *
(20:15:59) Fatchaos: * Splat *
(20:16:01) Fatchaos: I win!

(20:16:03) Vaps_The_Morph: nupe

(20:16:05) (Rosette_Contrail): *Sidestepping.*

(20:16:19) Fatchaos: * DUAL wields pickles! *
(20:16:26) YiffBot: (Nadir) leaves the channel.
(20:16:31) Fatchaos: * Horizontal + vertical slash of pickledooooom! *

(20:16:39) (Rosette_Contrail): *Replaces them with dildos. Takes a picture before he can phase them away like a turd.*

(20:16:46) (Raka): *He smiles at her and nods* Sure, what are you making? Hopefully something a bit strong, cuz I could definitely use something with a kick.

(20:16:50) Batboy8189: Daffy's dressing up in drag as his girlfriend, Tina so he can take beauty classes.

(20:16:52) (Rosette_Contrail): *Then simply steps back out of reach.*

(20:16:56) Fatchaos: How... did you replace them?
(20:17:01) Fatchaos: And take pics.
(20:17:05) Fatchaos: All mid-swing.

(20:17:06) (Rosette_Contrail): TESLA TECH.

(20:17:09) Fatchaos: What are you, lightning?

(20:17:11) (Rosette_Contrail): I AM ZE MAD SCIENTIS.

(20:17:22) Fatchaos: And several reasons, Esti? D:

(20:17:26) Batboy8189: and Bugs is in drag as well.

(20:17:27) (Rosette_Contrail): I can control ze time and space

(20:17:37) Fatchaos: ... Bullshit.
(20:17:42) YiffBot: Analeisia logs into the Chat.

(20:17:54) britleysam: -laughs walking back behind the bar- rough day? -she looks at all the liquor behind the counter-

(20:17:55) (Esti): Yes, several reasons.

(20:17:58) Batboy8189: the only ones that can't tell its Bugs are Speedy and Lola (who is jealous of the new girl)

(20:18:01) Fatchaos: :<
(20:18:13) Fatchaos: * Feels hated for several reasons now. *
(20:18:15) Fatchaos: What reasons? D:

(20:18:25) Analeisia: My tummy hurts :C

(20:18:41) Vaps_The_Morph: *sigh*

(20:18:46) (Esti): Various reasons. It'd take too long to explain.

(20:18:52) (NolFwa): ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!!

(20:18:53) Fatchaos: ...

(20:18:56) Batboy8189: and this episode's music video has Daffy singing to Porky about love! :favorite:

(20:19:01) (NolFwa): *bounces around in the snow!!*

(20:19:03) Fatchaos: You suddenly hate me for various reasons too hard and long to explain?=

(20:19:04) Vaps_The_Morph: Hehehe

(20:19:05) YiffBot: AragontheFox logs into the Chat.
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(20:19:09) Fatchaos: What did I do!? D:

(20:19:19) YiffBot: AgrilothTheDragon logs into the Chat.

(20:19:25) (Rosette_Contrail): *Does nawt want to play with FC anymore cuz he's a Mister "You can't shoot me cuz even though this is a Wild West make believe I haz shields" buttface.*

(20:19:35) (Esti): Correct. And that would be in the explanation that is too long and hard.

(20:19:39) Batboy8189: A love song where King Neptune stabs you with his trident and you're dead.

(20:19:50) Fatchaos: ... Says Rose!

(20:19:59) Einu: Hey, Brit. Mind making a drink for me too?

(20:20:02) Fatchaos: "MY MAD ZIENZE OF ZOOM CAN DO ANYTHINZ "
(20:20:03) Fatchaos: x3

(20:20:07) Einu: Hope ya didn't forget about mi *Chuckles*

(20:20:08) Fatchaos: ...

(20:20:08) (Raka): *He sighs and nods again, watching her* Been one of those really busy days when you have tons to do, and not everything gets taken care of how you wanted, ya know?

(20:20:10) Batboy8189: (thats exactly the line Daffy finishes the song with.)

(20:20:14) (Rosette_Contrail): YOU STARTED IT BY MAGICKING MY DILDO AWAY. >C

(20:20:19) Fatchaos: * Is now confused and sad *
(20:20:21) Fatchaos: WELL BOOHOO
(20:20:25) Fatchaos: YOU HAVE TECH
(20:20:27) Fatchaos: I HAVE MAGIC
(20:20:29) Fatchaos: DEAL WITH IT
(20:20:33) Fatchaos: x3

(20:20:36) (Rosette_Contrail): MISTER "MY TELEPORTATION CAN TELEPORT ANYTHING AWAY."

(20:20:42) YiffBot: AgrilothTheDragon leaves the channel.
(20:20:43) YiffBot: (Nostro) has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:20:53) YiffBot: lukafoxheart logs into the Chat.

(20:20:55) Fatchaos: MISS I HAVE A PROTECTIVE SHIELD AGAINST ANYTHING

(20:21:05) britleysam: I understand and sure hun what do you want

(20:21:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Well you can go teleport your penis into your booty and fuck yourself!
(20:21:11) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(20:21:15) Fatchaos: MAYBE I WILL
(20:21:18) Fatchaos: But probably wont
(20:21:19) Fatchaos: <3

(20:21:19) (Kana'ti) agrees with such.

(20:21:21) (Rosette_Contrail): D:
(20:21:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Me gusta.

(20:21:35) Fatchaos: ...
(20:21:36) Fatchaos: Wat

(20:21:37) (NolFwa): aight switching putters! brb

(20:21:45) (Rosette_Contrail): x7

(20:21:45) lukafoxheart: I would

(20:21:51) Batboy8189: I know this is definitely one of those episodes that was made to get as much gay innuendo as possible pass the censors, it's badass, Vaps.

(20:21:52) Einu: Make something strong. I'd love a cocktail though, If you know how to make one.
(20:21:53) YiffBot: (NolFwa) logs out of the Chat.

(20:22:05) Einu: (Got hooked on those in Croatia

(20:22:08) Fatchaos: Oh you, Rose.
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[spoiler=Glowing Addiction](21:43:58) Fatchaos: I should dedicate a weekend or two for making all my friends character tablet sketches.

(21:44:17) (Kana'ti): ...All your friend's characters? <w< xD

(21:44:28) Fatchaos: ...
(21:44:32) Fatchaos: One per person.

(21:44:33) (Kana'ti): XD
(21:44:35) (Kana'ti): <3

(21:44:35) Fatchaos: You greedy bastard.

(21:44:50) (Kana'ti): I'm joking~ <3

(21:44:59) (Ginger): o wo;

(21:45:07) (Esti): Saw that.

(21:45:08) (Kana'ti): And you love me x3

(21:45:14) Fatchaos: You saw nothing.

(21:45:21) (Ginger): >w<; Now I can't decide if I want you to Draw Ging or Riki.. >_>;; -

(21:45:22) Fatchaos: I hate you and love you at the same time.
(21:45:23) Fatchaos: Amazing.
(21:45:31) YiffBot: silvermaneyoru has been logged out (Timeout).

(21:45:51) (Esti) has given FC countless blowjobs, even while she was in class! Ooooh, scandalous~

(21:45:53) (Ginger) flops on the floor itching her piercing.

(21:46:10) Fatchaos: Shuuuush.

(21:46:17) (Esti): Nevar!

(21:46:23) Fatchaos: D:

(21:46:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Thanks for picking up my slack Esti. <3

(21:46:42) (Kana'ti): Jeez FC.

(21:46:49) Fatchaos: ... What?

(21:46:58) (Esti): I don't do it on purpose... I think his radioactive cum is addictive.

(21:46:59) (Kana'ti): You sure don't need me to polish your horn with that kind of attention.

(21:47:04) (Esti): I get the shakes when I go too long without it.
(21:47:18) (Esti): Someone sign me up for rehab. ._.;;

(21:47:26) Fatchaos: Kana.
(21:47:32) Fatchaos: Countless is exaggerating x3

(21:47:40) (Kana'ti):

(21:47:41) Fatchaos: ...

(21:47:42) (Esti): No it's not.

(21:47:42) Fatchaos: What
(21:47:42) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf has returned.

(21:47:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Does FC have psychoactive sweat on his dick? Like those one toads?

(21:47:52) Fatchaos: Addicted to my cum?
(21:47:53) Fatchaos: ...
(21:47:59) Fatchaos: How is that even possible.
(21:48:03) Fatchaos: Fuck if I know, Rose.
(21:48:07) Fatchaos: And hell if YOU know~

(21:48:25) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd probably be best not finding out. Look at poor Esti.

(21:48:30) (Esti): I WILL FEED MY ADDICTION NO LONGER.
(21:48:35) (Esti): Cold turkey. Right now.

(21:48:40) Fatchaos: ...
(21:48:51) Fatchaos: I wonder what would happen if I pulled my pants down now.

(21:49:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Ponders a moment. Slowly prods Esti's lips with a glowstick. Awaits instinctual reaction.*

(21:49:25) Timber_Wolf: hey its ok
(21:49:47) Timber_Wolf: i took care of my vixen addiction

(21:50:05) (Esti) slides her tongue out and curls it around the glow stick, moaning deepl-WAIT. Swats that thing away! "I SAID COLD TURKEY DAMN IT"
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[spoiler=Decisions](16:58:03) (Spayce) decides if he rolls dubs, he'll get naked. OH WAIT~
(16:58:08) YiffBot: (Spayce) rolls 1d100 and gets 30.

(16:58:09) MarkDragon: I won't take a single armour piece off in public.

(16:58:12) (Spayce): well fuck me.

(16:58:14) zenkitamura: einu, i have a dragon girl you might find sexeh

(16:58:20) MarkDragon: If I roll 100, I'll take my helmet off

(16:58:21) Vaps_The_Morph: A pleasure to meet you, Adeeze. Always nice to find a partner for some skinny bathing. *he grins lightly, cuyddling the hippo*

(16:58:22) Fatchaos: Hmmm. * He began to examine the symbol closely, mostly to see how well she had made the liquid form it. Was it smooth, and such. * I see. Well... I will try to remember that, in that case. I still find your ability quite intriguing. * He finally had enough of staring at the symbol, and straightened his back, tail giving a slight sway. * Why did you choose beer, if I may ask? Not sure if you know, but I happen to like it a lot, nearly any type, too.

(16:58:23) YiffBot: MarkDragon rolls 1d100 and gets 37.
(16:58:25) MarkDragon: HA.
(16:58:26) MarkDragon: HA.
(16:58:26) MarkDragon: HA.
(16:58:28) MarkDragon: 3:<

(16:58:29) Fatchaos: And yes, I remember the rules too.

(16:58:32) (Kana'ti): The rules for Strip Poker?

(16:58:34) (Ma_Xuan_Ning): *So if Spayce rolls dubs he gets naked, if he doesn't someone has to fuck him?*

(16:58:37) (Kana'ti): I do remember them.

(16:58:44) Einu: Ooh, fucking

(16:58:47) (Spayce): D:

(16:58:47) MarkDragon: FC

(16:58:50) (Ginger) already fucked Spayce. >>

(16:58:50) MarkDragon: Roll 100.

(16:58:51) YiffBot: Ikos_V'harr logs into the Chat.

(16:58:52) MarkDragon: o.o

(16:58:59) (Spayce): i really gotta watch what the fuck i'm saying >.>
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[spoiler=Messin around with Folf](00:29:05) (Rosette_Contrail): I RP for writing. Though I can't get much of that either.
(00:29:11) YiffBot: (Searian) is now known as Knox.

(00:29:11) Toutatis: ((I now knight Brace... squire of the trolls))

(00:29:17) YiffBot: dreamerg logs into the Chat.
(00:29:34) YiffBot: dreamerg is now known as (Lucretia).

(00:29:34) Jelora: Oh I have a sense of humor...Just not tonight I don't..I am hurting and pissed...So back up off my koolaid..
(00:29:40) YiffBot: (Lucretia) leaves the channel.

(00:29:52) Toutatis: ((*Offers Rose a hug with his arms open* I am sorry to hear that))

(00:29:59) Bruce thinks the tampon comment goes double for Jelora.
(00:30:07) YiffBot: (Lucretia) enters the channel.

(00:30:19) golden_folf: I resent that comment, Rose. :|

(00:30:31) Batboy8189: tries to take Dakota's candy. :3

(00:30:39) Jelora: The only one I see wearing a tampon is you Brucey..

(00:30:51) Bruce also remembers he himself stopped coming on here in the first place just because of the drama.

(00:30:56) landpunk: could be worse; he could be talkin' about all the whisper typefuckin' goin' on back there~

(00:31:00) (Lucretia): *A female Mightyena walks into the tavern with a raised tail and blushing face. WIth lowered ears and an awkward walk, she makes her way to an empty table and sits down, wiggling a little in her seat*

(00:31:23) dakota: *Has candy bar hanging out back pocket*

(00:31:53) Batboy8189: is touching Dakota's other Candy.

(00:31:55) Kirna: Same, Rose.

(00:32:02) Toutatis: ((Bruce my man... the drama right now is originating from you, maybe if you stop the drama will be over))

(00:32:03) (Rosette_Contrail): Soz, Folf. Maybe you can help me? You too Kirna.

(00:32:08) landpunk: ;]

(00:32:11) dakota: oh

(00:32:16) (Rosette_Contrail): *Accepts the hug for a change and doesn't fluff.*

(00:32:16) golden_folf: Maybe. For the right price.
(00:32:21) YiffBot: Titus logs into the Chat.

(00:32:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Damnit. Do you take Visa?

(00:32:35) Bruce hasn't drama'd at all. Hasn't bitched, hasn't complained.

(00:32:42) Jelora: Listen to wise master Tou

(00:32:50) golden_folf: Sure, I'll take Visa.

(00:32:55) Toutatis: ((All major credit cards... but hugs are free, everything else.... well prices vary lol))

(00:32:58) Kirna: I shall help you Rose. *drops pants*
(00:33:04) Kirna: ^That's good, right?
(00:33:21) YiffBot: Titus leaves the channel.

(00:33:25) Jelora: Oh baby I only take platinum! -giggles-

(00:33:26) Batboy8189: oh, of course
(00:33:41) Batboy8189:

(23:28:20) Bruce thinks everyone in the room needs to adjust their tampons and get a sense of humor...

(00:33:44) dakota: I forgot she was there hee hee

(00:33:49) Batboy8189: you haven't complained at all

(00:34:03) landpunk: eh eh eh eh
(00:34:16) YiffBot: Titus enters the channel.
(00:34:27) landpunk sticks up for his fellow equine. "Yo man, he didn't start it. Unless you count being to sexy starting somethin'~"

(00:34:30) (Rosette_Contrail): *Puts Folfs nuts in a visa.*
(00:34:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Whoops. I just realized my typo.
(00:34:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Vise.

(00:34:42) Toutatis: ((Drama does not always come from complaining, sometimes the ones who create the drama are the one who are the softer spoken ones who whisper things into other's ears and cause them to break over time... the camel's back as it were))

(00:34:58) landpunk: that's looking too much into it, yo xP

(00:35:05) Jelora: -rolls his eyes- No wonder he irritates me...He is a fucking horse...

(00:35:13) landpunk: y'all just chillllll

(00:35:28) Bruce also starts to remember that everyone on here was batshit insane.

(00:35:30) golden_folf: That's not what I wanted at all! D:

(00:35:37) (Rosette_Contrail): *Also, notes the dropped pants.* Pull up your pants, shaggy.

(00:35:44) YiffBot: Titus leaves the channel.
(00:35:51) YiffBot: Titus enters the channel.

(00:35:53) Kirna: D:

(00:35:54) Jelora: I am not insane...I am just mildly crazy...

(00:35:56) golden_folf: I'm a nurse. I have a reason to be insane.

(00:36:01) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(00:36:02) Toutatis: ((Rose are you crazy?! Keep 'em down Kirna!))

(00:36:09) landpunk rolls his eyes

(00:36:17) Kirna: *wiggles her rump at Rose to see if this will get the burd to let her keep them down*

(00:36:25) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm not crazy, just thinking ahead. Folf would probably hurt me if I tapped that.

(00:36:26) Bruce is actually being serious. Back in THE DAY, this place was pretty much DRAMA CENTRAL for the nut cases.

(00:36:33) golden_folf smacks Kirna's rump. Aw yeah.

(00:36:35) dakota: I'm too laid back to be insane

(00:36:35) Batboy8189: Is... probably the only one in here that actually should be considered legally insane.

(00:36:35) Toutatis: ((Some call me wise... others a perv... so does this make me a wise-perv?))

(00:36:45) landpunk wonders who Bruce was back in the day ;3
(00:36:51) YiffBot: Titus leaves the channel.

(00:36:54) golden_folf: I wouldn't hurt you Rose. I'd just shove a syringe of succinylcholine in your neck. :3

(00:36:55) (Lucretia): *wiggles in her seat, wondering if she should go somewhere privately*

(00:36:58) landpunk guesses.... Treble~?

(00:36:59) Jelora: -dances around- Yes Tou! A very sexy wise pervert!

(00:37:16) Bruce says that Landpunk is wrong.

(00:37:36) landpunk puts a question mark next to that name on the list. ;3

(00:37:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes. Muscle paralysis. Just what I need.

(00:37:54) Toutatis: ((My goal of being the wise perverted master has come true! I shall answer all of life's question... for titties! lmao))

(00:38:11) golden_folf: Nothin' will help you keep a boner longer.

(00:38:16) (Rosette_Contrail): You could skip the medical terminology and just taze me bro.

(00:38:20) Jelora: Aww...I don't have any titties...-sighs- Aw man...

(00:38:26) golden_folf: But paralytics are more fun.

(00:38:38) Toutatis: ((.... ok how about ass shots then?))

(00:38:42) Bruce points to a time when Azreal was always in the chat, watching...

(00:39:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Alright. Perhaps you can give me a demo of the benefits of them?

(00:39:23) Kirna: You won't let me tap dat Roseburd? D:

(00:39:43) Jelora: You can touch my ass anytime you want Tou -giggles-

(00:39:47) Toutatis: ((And poor Kirna gets no luvin' tonight *hugs*))

(00:39:49) Bruce thinks that may have been a different site all together, but isn't sure. For sake of reference, I'm talking about four years or so, here.
(00:39:54) YiffBot: Titus enters the channel.

(00:40:17) Batboy8189: has only been here two years

(00:40:27) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm not a keg. :C

(00:40:31) golden_folf: I would be more than happy too. Kirna should join, as it will be educational.

(00:40:33) dakota: been here 3 years
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(00:40:37) golden_folf: to*

(00:40:37) Toutatis: ((People rub the Buddha's belly for luck... I'll rub your ass and tell you the future lol *winks*))

(00:40:52) Batboy8189: Rose, when did you join?

(00:41:00) landpunk misses sticking his cock in a certain semi-retarded redneck fox slut~

(00:41:11) Jelora: -blushes and smiles- Oh really? The future huh? and what is in my future or Wise Pervert Master Tou?

(00:41:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Alright. Since I need to be aware and capable of moving my hands to cover my eyes if something horrible happens, I suggest you be the test subject. You can shoot up whenever.
(00:41:24) (Rosette_Contrail): I joined like seven or eight years ago.

(00:41:36) golden_folf: Dammit.

(00:41:39) Knox: (( 3 years ))

(00:41:44) Kirna: I... should join... what?

(00:41:59) golden_folf injects himself with the succinylcholine. *okay.jpg*

(00:41:59) Corvius: (prods internet)

(00:41:59) Toutatis: ((Well pull them pants down and we shall see lol))

(00:42:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Sexy party?

(00:42:02) Batboy8189: by the way, Dakota, Candy looks like she may be a food-ophile.

(00:42:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Nice.

(00:42:13) Batboy8189: doesn't know the actual term.

(00:42:32) dakota: a food-ophile B)

(00:42:34) Jelora: -drops his pants and wiggles his little butt- I'm ready to know my future!

(00:42:50) Kirna: I wanna join a sexy party!
(00:42:58) Kirna: *suddenly naked, and dancing, on a pole*

(00:42:58) landpunk thinks to himself, that girl is fucking dogs now.... good riddance~

(00:43:03) Batboy8189: she's practically naked sitting on a table covered with food.

(00:43:10) Jelora: I miss having cock in general...I never get none anymore..
(00:43:20) YiffBot: Corvius is now known as (Chibi_Corvius).

(00:43:39) (Rosette_Contrail): Alright Kirna, we got around 15 minutes max before that wears off. Wanna lez out?

(00:43:48) Kirna: YES

(00:43:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Nice.

(00:43:54) Kirna: *already naked*

(00:43:55) golden_folf: Oh that's bullshit. D:!

(00:43:56) Toutatis: ((But Kirna... where do I stick the dollar bills or coins?!))

(00:43:56) dakota: sexy party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9REMmhvjQw

(00:44:01) Kirna: *lays back on a couch* My body is ready~

(00:44:10) Batboy8189: food sex is... odd.

(00:44:25) (Rosette_Contrail): *Leaps out of clothing directly onto. Kinkiness and making out ensue.*

(00:44:25) Kirna: Uh... I don't know You...
(00:44:27) Kirna: Tou*
(00:44:32) YiffBot: Karu logs into the Chat.
(00:44:38) Kirna: *awwwwyeahhh, unf unf unf*

(00:44:40) golden_folf is simply in a heap on the couch. Damn bird trickery.

(00:45:05) (Rosette_Contrail): *Makes sure to record so once Folf regains control of his hands he can enjoy later.*

(00:45:05) Toutatis: ((*Rubs Jelora's ass... and gropes it a few times* I see in your future... something pounding this exit))

(00:45:15) dakota: There has'nt been a decent fur pile in here in such a long time

(00:45:33) (Chibi_Corvius): *goes and lays down on the couch next to folfy*

(00:45:36) Jelora: -blinks a bit and moans a few times in surprise.- Really?

(00:45:36) Kirna: Hey, Rose, see that Karu person that just logged in?

(00:45:40) Toutatis: ((*Puts a quarter in Kirna's ass and cunt to see if that will start her up*))

(00:46:08) Batboy8189: ...

(00:46:12) (Rosette_Contrail): What about them?

(00:46:20) Kirna: Fuck her.

(00:46:36) Toutatis: ((Yes... and I see... possible ass to mouth? Damn I think the future is fucking with me))

(00:46:37) Kirna voids any currency in her nethers and what not.

(00:46:37) golden_folf suddenly remembered that with complete muscle paralysis, his diaphragm will be unable to contract. This is a problem.

(00:46:40) Kirna: That's sick, Tou.

(00:46:47) Batboy8189: how do you know it's a her?

(00:46:57) Kirna: You are already dead though, Folf. You will be fine.

(00:46:59) Toutatis: ((But the money has to go somewhere!))

(00:47:01) Kirna: Because I know her, Bat

(00:47:04) golden_folf: Oh right.

(00:47:07) Batboy8189: ah
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(00:47:49) Kirna: We need to talk about interesting things so she'll want to stay.

(00:47:51) Jelora: -lowers his ears- What? I am not sure I understand that...-swishes his tail- Are you saying I will get lucky after such a long time with none?

(00:47:57) (Chibi_Corvius): *prods folf* hey you is you ok mister?

(00:47:59) Kirna: That means don't be an annoying prat, Bat.

(00:48:16) Batboy8189: Upson Pratt?

(00:48:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck... what?

(00:48:22) golden_folf huffs. "As alright as I can be until the paralytic wears off."

(00:48:26) (Rosette_Contrail): I don't wanna fuck them.
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(00:48:36) (Lucretia): *wiggles more*

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(00:48:39) Toutatis: ((Ok ok kirna lol))

(00:48:45) Kirna does dirty things to Folf while he can't react.
(00:48:45) YiffBot: Vaps_The_Morph enters the channel.

(00:48:52) Batboy8189: You mean the old guy that gets eaten by roaches? That's the best part in Creepshow!

(00:49:03) Vaps_The_Morph: agreed, BB

(00:49:05) golden_folf can only lay there and go "FFFFFFFFFFF" so he does.

(00:49:12) (Rosette_Contrail): *Draws penises over every inch of Folfs body.*

(00:49:19) (Chibi_Corvius): (lols)

(00:49:22) Kirna: Don't act like you don't like it<3

(00:49:34) golden_folf: I don't. :| I can't react to any of this.

(00:49:55) (Rosette_Contrail): *Folf now looks like this.*

(00:49:56) Toutatis: ((I am saying yes you will get lucky Jelora.... though the ass does not know when it will be violated. Hmmmmm, this needs to be analyzed *licks a finger* now go to your happy place!))

(00:50:28) Jelora: -blinks a bit and lifts a brow- U-Umm...Okay...-blushes a little-

(00:50:30) Vaps_The_Morph: .. what the fusk, Rosette. O.o

(00:50:34) Batboy8189: Rose

(00:50:45) Kirna never gets near Folf again

(00:50:58) golden_folf: I cannot fap to that.

(00:51:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Folf can now pleasure 80 girls at once.

(00:51:08) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd imagine this is an improvement.

(00:51:12) golden_folf: 80 girls who are blind, maybe.

(00:51:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Also I'm sure someone has a kink for that.

(00:51:15) Kirna: He only has one girl though.

(00:51:48) (Rosette_Contrail): DON'T JUDGE ME BATS. I only looked up Penis Suit. >C
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(00:52:15) Toutatis: ((*Shoves a finger up Jelora's ass* Hmmm... interesting, the ass is speaking to me... it seems that something is around the corner for you Jelora))

(00:52:22) Batboy8189: pets Rose.
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(00:52:30) (Chibi_Corvius): (prods internet)

(00:52:38) Jelora: -whimpers a bit and moans a little, shivering- W-What is that?
(00:52:39) YiffBot: anon5 enters the channel.

(00:54:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Ow my Coccyx.

(00:54:55) Kirna: Wat.

(00:55:03) (Chibi_Corvius): *trys to cover folfy shielding him.

(00:55:06) Kirna: Where's FC to yell at Bat?

(00:55:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Raaaaas.

(00:55:28) Toutatis: ((Dead in a ditch?))

(00:55:33) Kirna: D:
(00:55:34) Kirna: ;-;
(00:55:38) YiffBot: Kirna is now known as (Esti).

(00:55:43) Batboy8189: pets Rose.

(00:55:43) (Esti): Noooooooo~
(00:55:45) YiffBot: Kirna has returned.

(00:55:51) (Rosette_Contrail): I wish he didn't sleep in the chat. We need a button that'll make a foam hammer bop him in the head till he can get up, kick someone then go back to bed.
(00:55:51) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.

(00:55:51) (Lucretia): *softly gropes her breast*

(00:55:53) Toutatis: ((*offers Krina a tissue))
(00:56:00) YiffBot: Knox enters the channel.

(00:56:20) (Rosette_Contrail): *Yay Esti! Someone she can legitimately fondle! Legitimately fondles.*
(00:56:25) (Rosette_Contrail): ...
(00:56:28) (Rosette_Contrail): This is fun. :7

(00:56:34) Toutatis: ((*a tissue... laced with chloroform! Dun-dun-duh!))

(00:56:49) golden_folf finally is able to move, enjoys this and goes back to doing nothing.

(00:57:01) Knox: (( But nobody for me to fondle T_T lol Where's Mr. Patches! I shall nahm on his head! ))

(00:57:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Folf is cool. He RP's in real time.

(00:58:16) golden_folf: Damn right. I'm the coolest dude.

(00:58:24) Knox: (( Halloween candy get ))

(00:58:28) (Rosette_Contrail): ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT.

(00:58:35) golden_folf: Fuck yeah I am.

(00:58:50) Batboy8189: President Ronnie?

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(00:58:57) zenkitamura: nyan

(00:59:00) (Chibi_Corvius): *plops down next to folf closing his eyes*

(00:59:01) Kirna isn't a dragon anymore.
(00:59:15) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.

(00:59:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Curses.*
(00:59:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Ends up fondling Kirna then. Goes into hiding.*

(00:59:43) Kirna: Folf... I think there's something there trying to get your attention.
(00:59:52) Kirna: Oh damn... he's gonna kill you.

(01:00:14) (Rosette_Contrail): *Dons a suicide vest.* NOT IF I TAKE HIM WITH ME.
(01:00:20) YiffBot: zenkitamura leaves the channel.

(01:00:25) Kirna: D:
(01:00:27) Kirna: ;~;

(01:00:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh wait. He's already dead. Fuck.

(01:00:32) Batboy8189: The neighborhood watch

(01:00:33) golden_folf sniffs Rosette out and then drains her blood into an empty IV bag. With that completed, he drinks it from the bag like a motherfuckin' Capri Sun. Because, y'know, he's a badass.
(01:00:37) YiffBot: (Lucretia) leaves the channel.

(01:00:55) Kirna: FOLF. YOU KILLED MAH FRAND
(01:01:05) Kirna: I can't be with you anymore.

(01:01:05) (Rosette_Contrail): *Smacks Folf in the back of the head.* Damnit man, stop stealing all my first aid supplies!

(01:01:09) Kirna: You are a heartless monster.

(01:01:16) golden_folf: No I didn't. *dons sunglasses* I just killed Rose.
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(01:01:21) (Rosette_Contrail): You know I don't have blood. You're stealing the blood of people who donated to me.
(01:01:24) YiffBot: wolfpack726 leaves the channel.
(01:01:26) (Rosette_Contrail): You asshole.
(01:01:34) (Rosette_Contrail): That blood would have saved many orphans who needed it.

(01:01:50) golden_folf: Fuck the orphans, I'm a vampire with needs.

(01:01:57) (NolFwa): sooo kirna your single now? gigadi?

(01:02:00) golden_folf: brb, going to go mope about what I am.

(01:02:03) YiffBot: zenkitamura logs into the Chat.
(01:02:05) YiffBot: (Kitten) enters the channel.

(01:02:06) Kirna: Yes, I am now single.

(01:02:19) (NolFwa): *pounces the kitty*

(01:02:22) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm glad I have plasma and not blood. He probably would have stolen that too.
(01:02:24) YiffBot: zenkitamura leaves the channel.

(01:02:28) (Chibi_Corvius): ??

(01:02:46) golden_folf: Plasma's too bitter.

(01:03:05) Kirna is flattened by a pouncing wolf, canine, thingy.

(01:03:17) golden_folf: Kirna, I gave you my extra syringe of succinylcholine btw.

(01:03:28) Kirna: you didn't give me shit.
(01:03:40) Kirna: Except a broken heart.
(01:03:43) Kirna: You gave me that.

(01:03:47) golden_folf: I did too, before I left last night. You were just too busy paying attention to everyone else to notice.

(01:03:52) YiffBot: CheyGuy has been logged out (Timeout).
(01:03:56) YiffBot: Karu has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:04:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck.
(01:04:02) YiffBot: Error: Connection status: 0

(01:04:06) (NolFwa): *murr murrs and drags the kitty over to the fireplace*

(01:04:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck you enter.
(01:04:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Cut! Scenes ruined. Gotta start from the top.
(01:04:40) YiffBot: xXKrogothXx logs into the Chat.

(01:04:42) Batboy8189: I wish my nephew would stop liking videos on my Youtube account.

(01:04:46) golden_folf: Fuck your scene. FUCK EVERYTHING. >:<
(01:05:00) YiffBot: xXKrogothXx is now known as (Killian).

(01:05:04) (Rosette_Contrail): That face is a palindrome.

(01:05:17) golden_folf: Your face is a palindrome.

(01:05:20) (Killian): BWARGH

(01:05:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Your mom is a palindrome.

(01:05:38) dakota: Evening Killian

(01:05:44) golden_folf: Don't you be insultin' me mother! *engages Rose in fisticuffs*

(01:05:55) (Killian): Evening
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(01:06:01) golden_folf: Cartoonish dust cloud included.

(01:06:06) (Chibi_Corvius): o bother

(01:06:09) (Rosette_Contrail): *Cuffs Folf's fists, attaching them to a random pole. Leaves him there.*
(01:06:12) YiffBot: Genesis logs into the Chat.

(01:06:16) Kirna is dragged to the fireplace, assumes she's about to be thrown in and burnt to death.
(01:06:17) YiffBot: Bruce has been logged out (Timeout).
(01:06:21) Kirna: Ohhai Whit

(01:06:27) golden_folf: No, you're just about to be raped.

(01:06:37) (Rosette_Contrail): BY FIRE.
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(01:06:40) Kirna: I'm cool with both, really.

(01:06:45) (NolFwa): can it be both?

(01:06:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Genesis! You're just on time.

(01:06:59) Genesis: Raped by the fire? That'd be pretty hot.

(01:07:05) (Chibi_Corvius): *trys to save the kitty*

(01:07:07) Genesis: For what?

(01:07:10) golden_folf breaks the cuffs off of the pole, snags Kirna away from Nolf, then stuffs her into his tail for protection.

(01:07:22) (NolFwa): oh my god gen... that hurt hardcore...

(01:07:54) (Rosette_Contrail): You're an undead lich thing. Folf is an undead vampire thing. Kick the shit out of him. I wanna see who dies first.

(01:08:09) Genesis: I don't think I will.

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(01:08:16) (Rosette_Contrail): That's lame.
(01:08:18) (Rosette_Contrail): You're lame.

(01:08:20) golden_folf: Indeed. Fighting is so barbaric.

(01:08:21) (NolFwa): the only enterence to the tail is a tail hole.... and in furrie speak... thats your butt... so you just stuffed kirna up your ass?

(01:08:26) Genesis: Your face is lame.

(01:08:36) Batboy8189: Geronimo Stilton?

(01:08:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn straight.

(01:08:37) golden_folf: No, I stuffed her into my tail's fluff.

(01:08:58) Kirna: What the fuck was that.

(01:08:59) Genesis: Damn straight indeed.

(01:09:01) Kirna: What the fuck is this.

(01:09:06) (Chibi_Corvius): kicked meh?

(01:09:09) (Rosette_Contrail): Who the fuck are you?

(01:09:10) Timber_Wolf: Talking about barbaric stuff heres everyones favorite brute!
(01:09:13) Timber_Wolf: X3

(01:09:15) Kirna: I think your face is very lovely, Rose.

(01:09:24) Genesis: Oh look it's Timber, hi Mr. T.

(01:09:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Why thank you Kirna. If you were wearing a dress I'd say it would look quite lovely.
(01:09:52) (Rosette_Contrail): It would probably match your eyes so well.
(01:09:59) (Rosette_Contrail): I do love being civilized and polite.

(01:10:03) Kirna: But alas, I am naked.

(01:10:07) Timber_Wolf: Kicks in a door with the A team theame song playing*

(01:10:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Well then, you have a lovely pair of breasts. They match your eyes so well. In that you have two of them.
(01:10:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Tea?

(01:10:31) Genesis: I know the solution to this problem, rip off Rose's face and turn it into a dress for Kirna.

(01:10:39) golden_folf: I lol'd.
(01:10:45) golden_folf: At what Rose said.

(01:11:21) Kirna: *looks down, jumps in surprise* There is indeed two of them. I never made the connection. No wonder men get confused. Yes, tea, of course.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Fucking Androids](15:41:59) MarkDragon: My penis is cold.

(15:42:04) (Rosette_Contrail): *Kirna sets her mind ablaze.*

(15:42:08) MarkDragon: ;_;

(15:42:10) Fatchaos: We don't want to know, Mark.

(15:42:29) MarkDragon: LIES

(15:42:34) zenkitamura gives mark a blanket, penis sized

(15:42:42) Fatchaos: ...
(15:42:45) Fatchaos: That would do nothing.
(15:42:49) YiffBot: Frost_Tiger logs into the Chat.
(15:42:51) Fatchaos: Blankets do not make you warmer.

(15:42:53) YiffBot: Frost_Tiger leaves the channel.

(15:42:53) zenkitamura: exactly

(15:43:00) MarkDragon: Blanket + robot = doasjkfsokl.

(15:43:01) Fatchaos: ...

(15:43:14) (Rosette_Contrail): It'd make Mark look like a giant penis though.

(15:43:17) (Spayce): stick it in a thermos

(15:43:19) zenkitamura: i am screwing with mark out of boredom

(15:43:26) MarkDragon: Pronounced: doasjukkfusokkul

(15:43:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Wait... for his penis? I think I messed up.
(15:43:53) (Rosette_Contrail): Meh. I like the idea of giving him a penis blanket he can wear.

(15:43:54) zenkitamura sets marks cock ablaze with plasma torches

(15:44:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Mark, go fuck a pie. Fresh preferably.

(15:44:19) Trixie_Vixie: *Looks for someone to cuddle.*

(15:44:20) (Rosette_Contrail): That'll warm it up.

(15:44:25) Fatchaos: ....

(15:44:35) zenkitamura: wait wait wait

(15:44:41) (Rosette_Contrail): You can eat it too when you're done.
(15:44:44) (Rosette_Contrail): :7

(15:44:52) zenkitamura: why did we ALL start talking about android dick?

(15:44:56) (Spayce): or... go and gut a camel and funk the intestines quickly. if you're in to that shit that is.

(15:45:06) zenkitamura: and ways to make it warm

(15:45:11) (Spayce): *hrugs* yuck x.x
(15:45:19) YiffBot: (Liandra) leaves the channel.

(15:45:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Or remove your android dick and shove it up your android ass.

(15:45:34) Fatchaos: ....
(15:45:37) Fatchaos: Do not want

(15:45:39) (Spayce) almost made himself throw up. not talking randomly about anything ever again >.>

(15:45:40) zenkitamura: rosette raises a point

(15:45:43) (Rosette_Contrail): DotdotEllipsesDot.

(15:45:50) (Spayce): Rose wins xD hahahahaha
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=And the Winner is...](01:01:39) (Aries_and_Lucia): Lucia: thanks you sir, and again sorry for my sister
Aries: hehe
Lucia: she's just mad that i'm a better gamer
Aries: what? hell no just because you beat me 300 times doesn't make you better
Lucia: a blind man can see that make me better...
(01:02:02) (Aries_and_Lucia): ( peeing in the tavern?! bad bad fox! )

(01:02:02) Timber_Wolf: .

(01:02:03) Mint: BLIND MEN CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

(01:02:06) (Rosette_Contrail): ...How the hell did I get blood on my index knuckle.
(01:02:14) (Rosette_Contrail): ._.

(01:02:15) Mint nomsipsip coffee.
(01:02:23) Mint: I could say something Rose.
(01:02:25) Mint: But.

(01:02:26) (Mango): Crack a 40oz inside, side...

(01:02:37) (Laffin_Bartending): (i don't piss in the tavern... except in the bathroom)

(01:02:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Just the knuckle, not the rest of the finger.

(01:02:55) (Mango) kisses Rose's index knuckle <3

(01:02:56) Mint: Well, that's what you get for knucklefucking yourself when it's that time of the month.
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(01:03:19) (Mango): o_o

(01:03:20) (Rosette_Contrail): ...I just said JUST the knuckle! If I was doing that the rest of my finger would be bloody too. >.>

(01:03:22) (Mango): Woooow.

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(01:03:30) Timber_Wolf: Least mop up your puddle of urine you left behind the bar and change your pants man x3

(01:03:54) Mint: Not if you were just like... punching yourself in the crotch.

(01:04:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Because that's totally normal.

(01:04:15) Timber_Wolf: CUNTPUNCH*

(01:04:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Well in that case my other knuckles would be bloody too.

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(01:04:52) Mint: You should know that I am not normal, therefore the things I think are not normal.
(01:04:57) Mint: You've known me long enough Rose.

(01:04:57) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Though actually the blood is on the middle joint, not the knuckle. :/
(01:05:06) YiffBot: (Romi) enters the channel.

(01:05:11) (Mango): Oh shit. I can't thumbs up on youtube O_O

(01:05:16) YiffBot: (Romi) leaves the channel.
(01:05:19) YiffBot: sperminspace logs into the Chat.

(01:05:20) (Laffin_Bartending) looks at the twins, "h-hey... i understand sibling competitions... but let's not get violent, why not try some other form of contest?"

(01:05:22) Mint: I honestly have no idea how you managed to get blood there and only there.

(01:05:33) YiffBot: sperminspace is now known as (Spayce).

(01:05:33) (Capri):

(01:05:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Me neither. I'm creeped out.

(01:05:58) Mint: ( Like who can give me a better blowjob. )Oo.Laffin

(01:05:59) (Laffin_Bartending): my mind

(01:06:00) (Mango): ....

(01:06:26) (Laffin_Bartending): (damnit mint! your not supposed to say what i'm thinking!)

(01:06:27) YiffBot: AltaBunny logs into the Chat.
(01:06:32) YiffBot: AltaBunny is now known as (Alta).
(01:06:37) YiffBot: Characters - Razor Blade has created a new character Razor Blade

(01:06:39) Mint is a mind reader!

(01:06:39) (Rosette_Contrail): So far the winner is his hand Mint.

(01:06:49) Mint lol'd.
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[spoiler=It does look like Garou testicle doesn't it?](01:14:02) Mint don't give a fuck. She has a 4 foot dick and steel balls.

(01:14:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint needs a handtruck.

(01:14:14) Mint: God damnit Timber.
(01:14:15) Mint: X3

(01:14:19) (Capri) allows this ;]

(01:14:21) Timber_Wolf: x3
(01:14:35) Timber_Wolf: Im laughing my ass off x3
(01:14:44) Timber_Wolf: Brb i gotta pee x3

(01:14:44) Mint: It was the 'from space' thing that got me.

(01:14:48) (Rosette_Contrail): They used Mint's left nut in the boulder scene from Indiana Jones.

(01:14:57) Mint lol'd.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I really need to cut down these random logs](16:15:21) (Rosette_Contrail): *Drenches Spayce in water.*

(16:15:27) Fatchaos: * Teleports Tango's clothes off. *

(16:15:28) (Rosette_Contrail): (whispers to Rasputin_Delago) Hello?

(16:15:32) Fatchaos: * Trollface. Also, stare. *
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(16:15:34) (Tango) denies this! D:

(16:15:44) Fatchaos: * Cannot be denied. *

(16:15:45) Rasputin_Delago: (whispers) Whistles innocently * Oh hi

(16:15:46) Fatchaos: ^.=.^

(16:15:51) (Marty_Bergstein): pounces on Spayce.

(16:15:51) (Tango): >///< Gaddamit.

(16:16:06) (Rosette_Contrail): (whispers to Rasputin_Delago) Can I help you?

(16:16:24) Fatchaos: That's what happens, Tango, if you try to troll me with boobs.
(16:16:27) Fatchaos: I WILL get them bare.

(16:16:28) darkninja0200 searches for Tango's clothes and comes up with 404

(16:16:31) Fatchaos: One way... or another.

(16:16:39) darkninja0200: well there we have it

(16:16:43) (Tango): D:
(16:16:48) (Tango) swiftly applied tape

(16:16:57) darkninja0200: tape is also 404

(16:16:57) RasAngabo: And its all... Because Boobs.

(16:17:03) Fatchaos: * Could do the same to the tape, but does not. *
(16:17:04) YiffBot: Kartor leaves the channel.

(16:17:09) Fatchaos: ... Exactly, Ras.

(16:17:13) darkninja0200: remember rule 31

(16:17:14) (Spayce) is... wet all over? o.o blinks at Rose, his head cocked to the side. "W-What... was that for? D:"
(16:17:17) YiffBot: darkness1223 leaves the channel.

(16:17:21) Fatchaos: * Pokes the Tangoboobies. * ... Hey, they are real!

(16:17:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Wet clothes are uncomfortable.

(16:17:30) darkninja0200: ewe

(16:17:37) (Rosette_Contrail): You should take them off while you find dry ones.

(16:17:43) (Spayce): >.>
(16:17:48) (Spayce): <.<

(16:17:54) darkninja0200: I wanna feel the dragon boobahs D:

(16:17:55) (Tango): D:

(16:17:58) (Spayce): ever saw a Bird with a trollface? i just have.

(16:18:00) Rasputin_Delago: (whispers) Depends on your mood really.

(16:18:00) Fatchaos: ... Well played, Rose.

(16:18:04) (Tango): I wanna strip pokah. D:

(16:18:06) (Spayce): touché, Rosette.

(16:18:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Splashes Tango with water too.*

(16:18:15) (Marty_Bergstein): what are boobahs?

(16:18:18) (Spayce): hahh!

(16:18:22) (Tango) SPAZZES THE FUCK OUT AHFDASJFKHAWFUIJSHKANJIKF

(16:18:26) (Rosette_Contrail): (whispers to Rasputin_Delago) I'm a bit busy right now.

(16:18:27) (Tango): WATER GET IT OFF ASDHFAIJKLC

(16:18:31) Fatchaos: I don't have time for strip poker!

(16:18:34) (Rosette_Contrail): OH NO

(16:18:35) Fatchaos: Y U NUT CALL THAT ON SOONER?!
(16:18:37) Fatchaos: WHY!+

(16:18:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Removes Tango's wet clothes.*

(16:18:42) Fatchaos: * Shakes Tangoh. *

(16:18:45) (Rosette_Contrail): I GOT IT!

(16:18:47) darkninja0200: please tango can I touch you dragon Boobahs D:

(16:18:50) Fatchaos: She was wearing tape, Rose.
(16:18:52) Fatchaos: o.=.o;

(16:18:55) YiffBot: (Marty_Bergstein) logs out of the Chat.
(16:18:56) YiffBot: Catherine has been logged out (Timeout).

(16:19:00) (Rosette_Contrail): *Removes wet tape then.*

(16:19:01) (Tango) backhands Dark.
(16:19:03) (Tango): nope.avi

(16:19:08) darkninja0200: D:
(16:19:12) darkninja0200: ow TwT

(16:19:13) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuckin schematics.

(16:19:17) Fatchaos: Oh that works.

(16:19:19) darkninja0200: I never get a sexy dragoness

(16:19:22) Fatchaos: * Keeps staring. *
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(16:19:27) Fatchaos: Call the game earlier, Tango.
(16:19:29) YiffBot: Jelora leaves the channel.
(16:19:40) Fatchaos: So we don't have to forcibly strip you for them Tangoboobies.

(16:19:41) (Tango): Time to go back in tiiiiiem

(16:19:42) Fatchaos: * Nods *
(16:19:48) YiffBot: Jelora enters the channel.

(16:20:00) (Tango): With my cum-powered time machine!

(16:20:08) Fatchaos: What.

(16:20:18) (Tango): We don't have the technology to run on oil
(16:20:36) (Tango): And plus... this is YIFFy.tk, how else would you intend on running it?

(16:20:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Chop chop, FC.
(16:20:53) (Rosette_Contrail): Uranium cum is the most potent.

(16:21:00) (Spayce) should take off his shirt. it's making his chest cold. he takes a deep breath and slides it off of his body, he keeps it in his paw and watches the drips fall down. releases it and falls to the ground, making a sloppy noise.. "Ahh... better... but, FUCK."

(16:21:25) (Rosette_Contrail): *Opens a window to let in a stiff breeze.*
(16:21:37) YiffBot: Lokor2182 logs into the Chat.

(16:21:50) (Tango) jiggled

(16:22:09) Fatchaos: ...
(16:22:17) Fatchaos: At least she could have ASKED me for that jizz.

(16:22:20) Lokor2182: *Walks in with his board in his paw dripping with sweat and cold as hell* hhhello evveryonee.

(16:22:23) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives Tangoboobs a Jello sponser.*

(16:22:23) Fatchaos: Instead of stealing it.

(16:22:36) (Tango): FC, jizz in the machine pl0x.

(16:22:38) Fatchaos: O hai.
(16:22:42) Fatchaos: Make me.
(16:22:46) Fatchaos: <3

(16:22:50) (Rosette_Contrail): *Complete with a painted on jello image that jiggles accordingly.*

(16:22:58) (Tango): KAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
(16:23:02) (Tango): HAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE

(16:23:06) Fatchaos: >.=.>;

(16:23:07) (Tango): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(16:23:11) YiffBot: (Razz) leaves the channel.

(16:23:11) Fatchaos: How would that help in any way?

(16:23:15) (Tango): ...

(16:23:15) YiffBot: (Razz) enters the channel.
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(16:23:16) (Tango): um...
(16:23:20) (Tango): I never planned this far.
(16:23:27) (Tango): Rose, get the tapes.

(16:23:32) Fatchaos: Well, it ain't working.

(16:23:37) (Rosette_Contrail): They're all wet.

(16:23:41) YiffBot: Lokor2182 leaves the channel.
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(16:24:04) (Spayce): i wanna see FC get raped o.o

(16:24:12) (Tango): ...

(16:24:15) (Spayce): :3

(16:24:15) (Tango): Buy new ones?

(16:24:40) (Rosette_Contrail): This makes me very uncomfortable.
(16:24:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Holds up rope.* This works. Won't be affected by water too.
(16:24:59) YiffBot: (RisingGlow//DRAWING) has been logged out (Timeout).

(16:25:12) Fatchaos: .... Rape?
(16:25:14) Fatchaos: ME!?
(16:25:18) Fatchaos: Don't be silly.

(16:25:25) (Spayce): ):

(16:25:32) (Tango): I'll grab the radio.

(16:25:40) (Tango): Just in case we need to get a little electricity involved.

(16:25:45) Fatchaos: ...

(16:25:49) (Tango): -bzzt bzzt-
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(16:26:06) Fatchaos: Ooooohkay.
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(16:26:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Everyone needs a hug!

(16:26:42) (Tango): We need the roepz.

(16:26:45) (Spayce): aaaaaww, that pic >.<

(16:26:53) Kirna: It is impossible to rape FC, because he would never say no to sex.

(16:27:03) (Tango): Point made.

(16:27:05) (Spayce): Some people need a tight hug...
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(16:27:13) (Tango): Unless it's with a male.

(16:27:14) (Spayce): ...around the neck.
(16:27:20) (Spayce): .... with a rope.

(16:27:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Yeah Spayce.

(16:27:31) (Tango): ...

(16:27:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Unless it's with a male.

(16:27:38) Kirna: Good point, Tango.

(16:27:40) (Tango): "he would never say no to sex"

(16:27:47) (Rosette_Contrail): ...But yeah, I'm just thinking out loud again.
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(16:27:51) (Rosette_Contrail): '.'

(16:27:51) (Tango): ...

(16:27:59) (Spayce): x3

(16:28:06) (Tango): That implies a male is included in the theory

(16:28:08) Fatchaos: ....

(16:28:14) Kirna: But even then he'd probably use some of his awesome god mode powers and turn the male into a female.

(16:28:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Theory could use a test.

(16:28:25) Fatchaos: Ye ain't getting jizz from me that way.

(16:28:25) (Spayce): KIRNA.

(16:28:27) (Tango): Indeed.

(16:28:32) (Spayce): pfhaha

(16:28:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I mean... do we know without a fact that FC would deny malesex?
(16:28:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Er.
(16:28:37) (Rosette_Contrail): Without a doubt.
(16:28:39) (Rosette_Contrail): Goddamnit.

(16:28:46) (Tango): We have to get a willing male for it...
(16:28:51) (Tango): ...
(16:28:56) (Tango): Oh, Spaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaayce?

(16:29:03) (Spayce): shut

(16:29:06) Fatchaos: >.=.>

(16:29:07) (Spayce): the fuck up, yo.

(16:29:14) Fatchaos: Nothing... is going... in MY... ass.

(16:29:15) (Tango): Well, that's out of it.

(16:29:15) Fatchaos: The end.

(16:29:19) (Spayce) clings to Eri. "Nope."

(16:29:22) (Tango): Unless it's a female strapon.

(16:29:35) Fatchaos: Lulwut.

(16:29:35) (Spayce): gawd, use a female with a strapon x.x

(16:29:37) Fatchaos: Pegging?

(16:29:42) (Spayce): and i want to watch all of it x.x

(16:29:47) Fatchaos: ... Um, how abou-

(16:29:48) (Spayce): O.O

(16:29:48) Fatchaos: ....'
(16:29:51) Fatchaos: The fuck?

(16:29:51) (Spayce): H1S NOT AGAINST IT!

(16:29:51) Kirna loves pegging.

(16:30:01) Fatchaos: I DIDN'T FINISH!

(16:30:07) (Spayce): he's* >.>

(16:30:10) (Tango) handed Kirna the vital equipment

(16:30:10) (Rosette_Contrail): FC is Finnish.

(16:30:17) (Spayce): xD

(16:30:19) (Rosette_Contrail): No more.

(16:30:19) (Eridor): *is clung to by Spayce* Huh?]

(16:30:20) (Spayce): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(16:30:24) Kirna already has the vital equipment.

(16:30:26) Fatchaos: Now hold on just a cock-sucking minute there!

(16:30:31) (Tango): ^

(16:30:34) (Rosette_Contrail): NO.
(16:30:36) (Rosette_Contrail): YOU FINNISH.

(16:30:43) Fatchaos: I said very clearly, NOTHING. IS. GOING. IN. MY. ASS.
(16:30:52) Fatchaos: Shut it, Rose!

(16:30:53) (Tango): what about in your mouth?

(16:30:56) (Spayce): >.< don't even pay attention Eri, just.. get back to the assignment >.<

(16:30:57) Fatchaos: That joke is too lame to be used!
(16:31:10) Fatchaos: ...... No, Tango.

(16:31:27) (Tango): nothing goes in your mouth, either?

(16:31:40) Fatchaos: ... Well, does, but not strap-ons and cocks.

(16:31:55) (Tango): I was about to ask how the fuck you ate. X3

(16:32:04) Fatchaos: Very funny.

(16:32:06) (Tango): What about dildos?

(16:32:15) Fatchaos: Um... no.

(16:32:20) (Tango): Fleshlight handles?
(16:33:14) (Tango): uh...
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(16:33:42) Fatchaos: .... Why would I even put a fleshlight handle in my mouth!?

(16:33:47) (Tango): Rose's fist?
(16:33:50) YiffBot: dancingintorchlight is now known as (Sketch).

(16:34:08) Fatchaos: A fist.
(16:34:14) Fatchaos: That wouldn't exactly get me off.

(16:34:27) (Rosette_Contrail): What?

(16:34:28) (Tango): A tit?

(16:34:37) Fatchaos: Now that's a bit better.

(16:34:40) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Why's it gotta be my fist? :C

(16:34:47) Fatchaos: Unless you mean a bird.

(16:34:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Wait... FC will take a tit in the ass?

(16:34:56) Fatchaos: Well, birdie tit is good but.

(16:34:57) (Rosette_Contrail): That's...
(16:34:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Uh...
(16:35:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Wow.

(16:35:02) Fatchaos: We were talking about my MOUTH

(16:35:18) (Tango): A tit in the ass.
(16:35:21) (Tango): Lovely visual.

(16:35:22) Fatchaos: NO
(16:35:25) YiffBot: (Capri) has been logged out (Timeout).

(16:35:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck is wrong with these people...

(16:35:52) RasAngabo: Someone will have to draw that now. I think we have discovered a new fetish.

(16:36:05) Fatchaos: ... Do not want

(16:37:09) (Tango): Anal breasting?

(16:37:46) Fatchaos: ....

(16:37:47) (Spayce): Rose, fucking stop making me choke from laughter xD

(16:37:53) Fatchaos: And you wonder why I drink.
(16:38:01) Fatchaos: I need to clear that image from my head! D:

(16:38:09) (Tango): Because your life got flipped-turned upside down?

(16:38:15) Fatchaos: But no, Tango. NO JIZZFUEL for you if this keeps up.

(16:38:19) (Tango): And you'd like to take a moment, while we sit right here?
(16:38:27) (Tango): Telling us how you became the fresh prince of-wait what

(16:38:29) (Sketch) facepalms.

(16:38:30) Fatchaos: What.
(16:38:37) Fatchaos: * Snoutpalms *
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[spoiler=POWERTHIRST](03:48:56) (Mint[SC2]): UNCOMPROMISING

(03:49:06) Genesis: <.<

(03:49:19) (Rosette_Contrail): PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE.
(03:49:25) (Rosette_Contrail): PREPOSTERONE.

(03:49:28) (Mint[SC2]): Lol
(03:49:30) (Mint[SC2]): Lolll
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=It is pretty creepy](10:22:00) YiffBot: Gargoth logs into the Chat.
(10:22:16) Gargoth: >:C
(10:22:54) (Rosette_Contrail): ._.

(10:37:01) Gargoth: D:< Chat, Y U SO EMPTY?
(10:38:51) Gargoth: *hugs a rose, then a spayce, then himself*
(10:44:44) Gargoth: PS3 updates take too long D:<
(10:44:53) Gargoth: and why am i talking with myself
(10:45:00) Gargoth: i truly must look like a psycho
(10:45:01) Gargoth: well

(10:45:06) YiffBot: Analeisia has been logged out (Timeout).

(10:45:06) Gargoth: *turns around to face wall*
(10:45:12) Gargoth: heelo there, Wall.. how are you today?
(10:45:34) Gargoth: oh? nice to hear, i am fine too, guess you are just as bored as me, huh?
(10:46:00) Gargoth: Guess beeing a wall truly sucks then *laughs* well, at least some even more bored dragon comes to talk to you at times.
(10:46:33) Gargoth: Well, sadly, i would like to go some more private with you, wall... but as you are stuck here... eeehhhh.
(10:47:07) Gargoth: Well, thats true, i could do that with you here too,.... but people wont be happy about that mess, you see... afterall, many people come here.

(10:47:17) (Rosette_Contrail): *Pats Gargoth.* Sorry dear, chat's literally dead. Like, dead dead. Spayce is passed out, Lonely and Ras are probably asleep too, and I'm going to bed as well. So yeah, you'd be best coming back later because there is literally no-one else here.
(10:47:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Also, that's really creepy.
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[spoiler=The Stiffening](23:11:36) Timber_Wolf: BWAR!

(23:11:48) (Ninja_Jenna): awwwww
(23:11:49) (Ninja_Jenna): lolz

(23:11:54) (Jaci_Reinhardt): FATALITY.

(23:11:55) (Ninja_Jenna): *ninja hides* >.<

(23:12:12) Timber_Wolf: YOU CANT HIDE JENNA

(23:12:16) Cheshire_Cat: haha
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(23:12:34) Timber_Wolf: MY DICK ALWAYS FINDS THE TAIL IT WANTS!

(23:12:35) YiffBot: Mikachan logs into the Chat.
(23:12:40) YiffBot: Mikachan is now known as (Romi).
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(23:12:54) Cheshire_Cat: .. either I want to fuck someone in the ass... or wish to get fucked.. likely not in the ass.

(23:13:11) YiffBot: (Romi) leaves the channel.

(23:13:17) (Jaci_Reinhardt): *Imagines Jenna hiding in a bathroom with a knife as Timber breaks through the door with his penis.*

(23:13:23) (Ninja_Jenna): awww darn
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(23:13:30) Cheshire_Cat: HEEEEEERES PENIS!
(23:13:32) Cheshire_Cat: lol

(23:13:35) YiffBot: (Ninja_Jenna) is now known as (Jenna_WolfWing).

(23:13:38) (Jenna_WolfWing): :3

(23:13:39) Timber_Wolf: lol
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[spoiler=Hurrdurr](17:15:45) Jinxy: [Picture of Derpy from MLP in extended hands, caption "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS."]

(17:16:23) (Rosette_Contrail): OH YEAH I COULD TOTALLY CLUB ENEMIES WITH THAT NOT LIKE IT'LL GET ANY MORE RETARDED FROM THE BRAIN DAMAGE

(17:16:30) Jinxy: LMAO
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mint and Red dicking around uno](05:36:25) (Jesse): *i smile hearing u murr keeps making not quit petting ur ears and behind them then petting ur back nuzzling ur head and keeps petting u.*

(05:36:36) (Sketch): Yes. Yes you are, Vamp.

(05:37:22) Red: Wow mint, jesse is a real pro at rp'ing, sure you don't love him more than me? >.>

(05:37:41) 13_wing_vamp: i knew it now i need to * starts talking to my self having lost my damn mind*

(05:38:13) Mint: Never~. Though his skills certainly draw my attention.
(05:38:44) Mint: Makes me want to pull out my eyes and rinse them with my own piss.

(05:39:09) Red: <.< *Gets ideas*

(05:39:11) Mint: That would certainly be more comfortable than continuing to watch this gimp-bird trying to fly, to reuse an analogy from last night.

(05:39:25) Kiruru: He is the reason why I stroked out there for two seconds.

(05:39:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey! I take offense to that. Even a gimp bird is better at flying than him.

(05:39:53) Mint: I recant, Rose.

(05:39:54) (Sketch): ... For fuck's sake, people. "U" isn't a word. It is a letter. A part of a word. "You" is a word.

(05:39:57) Red: >.>

(05:39:57) Mint: A gimp-fish.
(05:40:09) Mint: I imagine those don't fly very well.

(05:40:13) (Rosette_Contrail): Water or no water?

(05:40:25) Red: It takes a pro to use letters instead of words

(05:40:30) Mint: No water.

(05:40:31) Kiruru: You, You, Guy. Jesse. I'mma need you to read this http://fumaga.com/6189

(05:40:46) (Rosette_Contrail): That sounds more reasonable.

(05:40:52) (Jesse): *looks at u slightlu gulpping aliitle bit wondering what u were thinking still petting dragon behind the ears.*

(05:40:54) Red offers to throw Rose off the time of a five story building?

(05:41:25) Noeh: Hey..hey Kiruru
(05:41:30) Noeh: tl:dr D<
(05:41:40) Noeh: :3

(05:41:47) Kiruru: No. FUCK your tl;dr. You fuckin' read it >.>

(05:42:05) Mint: Well, Noeh seems to know what she's doing.

(05:42:06) Noeh: NU D< YOU AREN'T MY REAL MOTHER!

(05:42:32) Mint just smiles, leans her head against Red's and kisses him gently. ♥

(05:42:34) Kiruru: WELL MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?!

(05:42:36) Noeh: oh wait sorry

(05:42:37) (Rosette_Contrail) offers to what the fuck is Red saying.

(05:42:43) (Sketch): Kirururururu?

(05:42:47) Noeh: U RNT MA REEL MUTHAR!

(05:42:56) Kiruru: Yus, Sketchy

(05:43:07) (Sketch): You're my hero.

(05:43:25) Kiruru: I'm a lot of people's hero.

(05:43:31) (Rosette_Contrail): You shoulda said Your my hero. Missed opportunity bro. Missed opportunity.

(05:43:50) Mint: I don't think Sketch could have brought himself to that.
(05:44:00) Mint: That'd be like shooting yourself in the fucking leg.

(05:44:00) Kiruru: What Minty said.

(05:44:03) (Sketch): I really couldn't have. ._.;
(05:44:33) (Sketch): That would be like sodomizing myself with a sharpened rhino horn.

(05:44:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Also, an addendum to that apostrophe part of that rant. Apostrophe is not a stand in for shortening words. Typing "'Y 'R 'U here" is full retard.

(05:44:36) (Jesse): *i nuzzle the dragon on her head petting more behind the ears hitting the pleasuring spots watching ur reactions.*

(05:45:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Y'know... all that sounds like it'd be fun to watch.

(05:45:46) Mint: e_e

(05:45:50) Kiruru: Rose... take me
(05:45:56) Kiruru just straight up offers himself

(05:46:01) Mint wanders off to the kitchen.

(05:46:14) Red: Haha

(05:46:15) Mint returns with a sandwich for Red.
(05:46:21) Mint beats him to complete death with it.

(05:46:39) Kiruru: Don't you mean undeath? *troll face*

(05:46:55) Mint: No, he's only semi-dead you noob.

(05:46:59) (Rosette_Contrail): I think at this point Red is alive again. He should kill himself for our amusement to rectify the situation.

(05:47:03) Mint: You noobie, you ok though but you noobie. /sen

(05:47:14) Kiruru: X3
(05:47:18) Kiruru: Mint...
(05:47:19) Kiruru: <3

(05:47:24) (Rosette_Contrail): He went around the dial from that beating.

(05:47:25) Mint: :3
(05:48:04) YiffBot: (Brandon) has been logged out (Timeout).

(05:48:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Also, that makes me think of the pastor who smacks people in the face to send God into them. That'd be a fun job. I'd like to slap the shit out of fanatics and go "JEEEE-EZUS WITHIN YAAAH."

(05:48:48) Mint: x3

(05:49:34) Red nods and draws his gator jaw bone knife out of it's sheath and raises it to his throat >.>

(05:49:37) (Rosette_Contrail): "OH LAWDY, OH LAAAAWD IS THIS A TOUGH ONE... THE POWER OF CUH-RIST IS STRUGGLIN TA GET IN YA, OH MY GOD I'MMA GONNA HAVE TO USE MY HOLY FIST-TAH DRIVE THE SPIRITS IN YAH."
(05:49:48) (Rosette_Contrail): That's what I'd say before I proceeded to beat the shit out of one of them.

(05:50:14) (Jesse): *i murr kissing ur head as I lay u on ur side rubbing ur belly and rubbing behind ur ears seeing ur tail wagging as it warms my heart to see another fellow fur enjoying him or her self relaxing and feel like they are in their happy place made me really happy causing me to wag my tail.*

(05:50:46) (Rosette_Contrail): "THAT'S NOT BLOOD, THAT IS SATAN HIMSELF FLEEING FROM HIS SKIN."

(05:50:49) 13_wing_vamp: rose ish very funny

(05:50:53) Mint raises her hand, extends her index finger and presses it against the back of the blade, coaxing it against his throat.

(05:51:25) (Rosette_Contrail): *Suddenly feels shame.*

(05:51:56) (Sketch): Roseburd?
(05:51:58) (Sketch): <3

(05:52:05) 13_wing_vamp: D: why shame?

(05:52:28) Red: e.e I'm to bored to die right now mint... *pouts*

(05:52:40) (Rosette_Contrail): ._.
(05:53:16) YiffBot: (Lilith) has been logged out (Timeout).

(05:53:32) Mint pouts. Pulls his knife away from him and jams the blade up between two of his ribs. Wiggles it around a bit, twisting. Rubs her nose against his with a little murr.
(05:53:50) Mint: You're about to get even more bored because I am going to go to bed.

(05:54:07) Red: Don't fucking whisper me you cunt

(05:54:10) Mint: Before I pass out on my keyboard and wake up with random keys stuck to my face.

(05:54:15) (Rosette_Contrail): I thought killing yourself would be entertaining though? I mean, you could glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with a garotte wire so it looks like you pulled your head off.

(05:54:35) Mint: e_e Who's whispering? *Waves the knife around threateningly.*
(05:54:46) Mint: Which one of the furries is gonna be my new winter coat? 3:<

(05:54:51) (Jesse): *i smile petting u non stop as I love making people happy.*

(05:55:06) (Rosette_Contrail): *Drapes self over Mints shoulders willingly.* I'll be your pimp coat Miiint. <3

(05:55:17) Noeh throws Mint her winter coat.

(05:55:24) Red: That faggot Jesse whats to get queer with me Mint, I'm all like get the fuck away from me but yea..

(05:55:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Feathers are very luxurious. Fuck I can't spell that word at all.

(05:55:41) Mint sports Rose fashionably. Smacks a bitch or two to keep her pimp hand strong.
(05:55:50) Mint: Wow, he is srsgay for you, Red.

(05:56:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Ew, Jesse is into Necro?

(05:56:07) Mint: Even after the series of unfortunate events his previous attempts sparked.

(05:56:21) (Rosette_Contrail): He wants Red to "bone" him.

(05:56:36) Red: I know, I don't know why I'm such a fag-magnet

(05:56:41) (Jesse): U was trying say I was sirry how I acted to u

(05:56:45) (Rosette_Contrail): I imagine it involves repeated impacts of a tibia to the temple.

(05:56:51) Noeh: Well you know Red....

(05:57:07) Kiruru: Does Jesse like... only have 3 fuckin' fingers or something?

(05:57:15) Mint: LOL

(05:57:22) (Rosette_Contrail): It'd probably be Humerus.

(05:57:38) (Sketch): Fun fact; I only type with three fingers, and I STILL type better.

(05:57:44) Kiruru: 'cause if so, I'd feel like I'm picking on the retarded Kid on the playground

(05:57:55) Red: Mint must be a fag to, else she wouldn't be all over me like she is.

(05:57:58) (Rosette_Contrail): Same. I use my pinky to shift and my thumb to space.

(05:58:01) Noeh: I type with all my fingers...and I still dont type correctly

(05:58:12) Mint: I am such a faggot for you, Red.

(05:58:24) Red: hahaha

(05:58:30) Kiruru: when has Mint not being a huge queer for REd?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mint and Red dicking around dos](06:04:59) Mint launches her political campaign Occupy: Red's Lap to protest the unequal distribution of gayness as she is the bigger faggot for Red.

(06:04:59) Kiruru hugs himself a Rose, is going back to being a sleepy jerboa.

(06:05:08) Mint lulwut'd herself.

(06:05:17) Luc: 8is an insomniacc plushie

(06:05:19) Red: Lol fuck you bitch, I have no forgiveness for any-fucking-one. So yeah fuck off at your earliest convenience. oh and stay away from mint, it's mine god dammit

(06:05:25) Noeh actually facedesked

(06:05:38) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) leaves the channel.
(06:05:39) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) enters the channel.

(06:05:43) (NolFwa): mint you need to register for political campaigns...

(06:05:53) Mint: NO I DON'T.
(06:05:58) Mint: NOL WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

(06:06:03) (Rosette_Contrail): *Votes for Mint as a massive fgt for Red.*
(06:06:10) YiffBot: Rei has been logged out (Timeout).

(06:06:14) Luc: *votes for himself*

(06:06:18) Kiruru: No, seriously, his typing is starting to take a chunk out of my black little soul now > .o

(06:06:26) (Rosette_Contrail): *Expects to shake her hand when she is elected fgt of Redlap.*

(06:06:30) (NolFwa): no that was the occupy protest.. this is a political campaign!

(06:06:32) Vaps_The_Morph: A fluff for every citizen. :p

(06:06:39) Luc: EXACTLY vaps

(06:06:44) Mint: OHOHOHO.
(06:06:47) Mint: You are right.
(06:06:54) Mint shoots him in the face and changes the fucking laws.
(06:07:02) Mint no longer requires the registration.
(06:07:08) Mint wins via Putin-tactics.

(06:07:08) (NolFwa): *X_X*

(06:07:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint can do that. She has diplomatic immunity.
(06:07:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Or some shit.

(06:07:16) Mint shakes Rose's hand.
(06:07:25) Mint: GOD DAMN IT

(06:07:27) (Rosette_Contrail): *Never washes it again.*

(06:07:31) Mint smacks Red.

(06:07:46) (Rosette_Contrail): *Wait, I lied. Washes that shit asap before she gets Mint disease. Like rabies or something.*

(06:07:48) Luc: *is mint's political rival*
(06:07:53) Luc: *mint wins*

(06:08:01) Mint: Wow, Luc.

(06:08:02) (NolFwa): lol

(06:08:05) Mint: Great competition.

(06:08:13) Luc: may ireming you mint

(06:08:22) Mint: I ONLY TOUCHED HIS INSIDES WHEN I CLAWED HIM.

(06:08:26) Luc: that you could overcome all my plans for the future by setting me on fire/

(06:08:27) Mint: God daldjkgasdl;fjk
(06:08:31) Mint /whisperpro

(06:08:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Ireming? I expect that to be I remind. That is all sorts of fucked.

(06:08:49) Mint starts ripping out handfuls of Red's fur.
(06:09:15) Mint: YES. IT WAS.
(06:09:24) Mint pouts in her corner. Snuggles her handfuls of his fur.
(06:09:27) Mint: ;_;

(06:09:29) Luc: D:
(06:09:33) Luc: why not snuggle me mint?

(06:09:42) Mint lights Luc on fire.

(06:09:44) Red rips mint's right nipple off then eats that shit >.>

(06:09:45) Luc: T.T

(06:09:45) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives Mint Glad.*

(06:10:27) Mint sighs, punches a hole into his abdomen, reaches in, retrieves her nipple, then holds it against her boob so it can reattach itself.
(06:10:42) Mint smucks him.

(06:10:56) Red: No, you know what?! fuck that, I'm going to draw Jesse in a blender full of shit and piss ants
(06:11:14) Red: Then I'm going to post it everywhere.

(06:11:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Why the fuck would you have thirteen wings? That would be annoying as shit. I mean, try walking through a normal person door. You should have like... thirteen tattoos or something. That's so much more manageable while also being meaningful. [/randomrant]

(06:11:30) Mint: Rage drawings are the best.

(06:11:32) Red: There will be a flash video of it soon after

(06:11:33) Luc: *imagines himself as president... a plushie president... the USA would be gone in a year)

(06:11:36) Mint: I srsly need to sleep.

(06:11:43) Luc: nini mint
(06:11:46) Luc: *tucks her in*

(06:11:46) Red: Me to Mint

(06:11:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Night Mint.

(06:11:50) Mint: I am going to like.. die if I keep fighting this.

(06:11:52) Red: The fucking sun is up

(06:11:57) Mint: Go to your coffin, Red.
(06:12:04) Mint: I told you that back before it was up!

(06:12:08) (Rosette_Contrail): Shut up Red, even if you didn't you'd leave because you only care about Mint. >C

(06:12:20) Mint: G'nights all around.
(06:12:25) Mint: AND THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
(06:12:29) Mint: ♥s Red.

(06:12:30) Kiruru: Ni ni Mint

(06:12:36) Mint ♥s Red, even.

(06:12:42) Red: o_o Rose told me to shut up

(06:12:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Lovingly.

(06:12:54) Kiruru: Yes, she did

(06:13:03) Red: I.. kind of respect that coming from a bird thing.

(06:13:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Yeah, we never fucking shut up.

(06:13:28) Mint takes a few more sleeping pills.

(06:13:36) (Rosette_Contrail): "MORNING? FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP IN."

(06:13:37) Mint: BY GOD I WILL SLEEP.

(06:13:40) Mint: OR DIE TRYING.

(06:13:52) Red: Anyway.... fuck you all, go rot, I hope you die in the most painful way I can think of
(06:14:01) Red hugs Mint "Nini"

(06:14:08) (Rosette_Contrail): We'll try.
(06:14:10) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(06:14:15) Mint hugs him back, licks his cheek. "Nini~"

(06:14:18) Kiruru: Same to you, Red. But with Alligators <3

(06:14:40) Mint beats Kiru with an alligator. Then releases the alligator to maim him further.
(06:14:49) Mint celebrates.
(06:14:54) Mint: Ok, I go sleep.
(06:14:58) Mint: Good night.

(06:14:59) Kiruru kills the Alligatore with his BEAR HANDS

(06:15:02) (Rosette_Contrail): BOUT FUCKIN TIME.

(06:15:10) Kiruru totally has bear hands by the way

(06:15:14) Mint: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

(06:15:22) (Rosette_Contrail): ONLY FOR YOU. <3

(06:15:27) Mint: GOOD FUCKING GAY ASS NIGHT YOU FUCKING QUEER ASS FAGGOTS.

(06:15:29) Kiruru: YOUR MOM'S A FAGGOT FOR MY D!

(06:15:30) Mint: Fgts
(06:15:32) YiffBot: Mint logs out of the Chat.

(06:15:41) (Rosette_Contrail): What a bitch.

(06:15:59) Luc: T.T with mint gone, the bad rp is creeting in
(06:16:03) Luc: *hides*
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[spoiler=Lit on Acid and whispering naughty stuff](06:17:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn, now I can't insult anyone because they'll probably whine like a bitch about it. I like Red and Mint and Rei cuz they're cool with it and not fgts. :C

(06:17:13) (Sketch) is now going to go commit suicide with a dictionary and a thesaurus.

(06:17:28) Luc: rose
(06:17:35) Luc: *whimpering voice* you always got me

(06:17:37) Kiruru doesn't whine about stuff...
(06:17:42) Kiruru: o.o

(06:17:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Guess it's back to faux politeness and burning Luc. Speaking of which. *Lights Luc on fire.*

(06:17:54) Luc: T.T WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(06:17:54) (Rosette_Contrail): Yay traditions!

(06:18:02) Kiruru lights Luc on acid.

(06:18:05) Luc: T.T
(06:18:12) Luc: *melts unhappily*

(06:18:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Dude that would be the best thing ever.

(06:18:24) Luc: *is a VERY VERY sad plushie*

(06:19:02) (Jesse): Nice and peacefull no more violent dicks. *tossesmy jock jacket back on as I was wearing my expensise jock clothes.*

(06:19:27) Kiruru: Only horritirrible rp and dumb faggots... yup... MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better e.e

(06:20:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Not acid acid. DRUG ACID
(06:21:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Seriously Luc, you must be tripping balls right now. Lit on acid.

(06:21:14) Kiruru: Yupper. Lit that fucker on acid.
(06:21:21) Kiruru: The good shit to.

(06:21:36) Luc: *is not a happy plushie

(06:21:39) (Rosette_Contrail): I bet this is all in his imagination. He only thinks he is being burned right now. Because he be trippin.

(06:21:44) Luc: *reforms and hides*
(06:22:05) Luc: why cant you guys not do evil things to me and just hug and snug me?

(06:22:07) (Rosette_Contrail): He also thinks we're animals. *Gigglesnortrepressedlaughs.*

(06:22:09) Kiruru: Supah trippin
(06:22:58) Kiruru leans against Rose. tells her... like... naughty stuff n' junk. 'cause there's nothing else to do.

(06:23:39) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gasp!* Rob a store? You WOULD do that Ruru!

(06:24:41) Kiruru: Yes, I would... but not right now!

(06:25:00) (Rosette_Contrail): <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=What](06:25:25) Luc: "Dandin slowly worked his tongue deeper, not surprised at the cleanliness of Mariel's anus, for she was the cleanest, most pure mousemaid he had ever known, in both body and spirit."
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Denied](15:03:19) (Jax): This unicorn is bored :'c }

(15:04:03) (Malory_Jameson): D'awww you're a cutie, Jax!)

(15:04:08) (blue): .

(15:04:27) (Jax): -blushes- Why thank you }

(15:05:11) (Malory_Jameson): I'd be happy to Rp with you owo

(15:05:45) (blue): -would like to rp-

(15:06:38) (Malory_Jameson): The mouse walks in wearing a white tee and blue jeans underneath her little apron, with cooking mama on it, she looked about and strolled on it, past the couch and to the bar, sitting down and looking about with a bored sigh.

(15:06:46) (Jax): I might do a little rping xP }

(15:07:50) YiffBot: Emerald_the_nature_spirit logs into the Chat.
(15:08:05) YiffBot: Emerald_the_nature_spirit is now known as (Whiplash).
(15:08:15) YiffBot: (Whiplash) leaves the channel.

(15:08:37) (blue): -the wolfs ears perk up ar the sound of the door opening and see the mouse walks in he smiles as he gets up and strolls over to her siting beside her-hello -hesays with a little grin-

(15:09:54) (Malory_Jameson): -ignores blue-

(15:10:21) (blue): -blue gets up and lays in his booth alone-

(15:10:25) (Mark/PO'd): forever alone.
(15:10:41) (Mark/PO'd): XDDD

(15:10:55) (Sketch) lawling so hard right now.

(15:11:36) (Mark/PO'd) looked over it again
(15:11:38) (Mark/PO'd) lawling.
(15:11:41) YiffBot: MarkDragon has returned.
(15:11:47) MarkDragon totally cheered up by the lulz. XDDD

(15:12:23) (blue): ...
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[spoiler=Just like Chicken](23:24:41) Red had a pet once

(23:24:52) (Rosette_Contrail): I bet it tasted delicious.

(23:24:57) (Ginger) says that Red probably ate his pet.
(23:25:00) (Ginger): ROSE. WIN.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Psychology](18:52:24) (Capri): If I get too stoned, I go into the dark side o.o

(18:52:40) YiffBot: Ychan - http://chan.yiffy.tk/ot/anal+stretching/106965

(18:52:41) (Rosette_Contrail): No dear that's just the floor.
(18:52:52) (Rosette_Contrail): OH HAI ANOTHER ANAL LINK LET'S CLICK IT.

(18:53:07) (Capri): xD

(18:54:10) MarkDragon: ...

(18:54:11) (Santa_Hat_Marci): MY EYES!! WHY DID I CLICK IT?! WHYYYYYYYYY?! CLEANSE MY MIND, RAPTOR JESUS! ;-; - Rolls around the floor, clutching at her face.-

(18:54:13) MarkDragon: -snicker-

(18:54:14) -Jacob-: (Hehehe.)

(18:54:19) MarkDragon: An anal link?
(18:54:25) MarkDragon: Imma click this for no reason.
(18:54:46) MarkDragon: ...
(18:54:53) MarkDragon: ........

(18:55:46) MarkDragon: [FFS RAGE FACE]
(18:55:58) MarkDragon: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
(18:56:15) MarkDragon: what the fucking fuck.
(18:56:20) MarkDragon: HE STUCK A CAN UP HIS ANUS.

(18:56:23) (Capri) clicks hte link mark clicked

(18:56:26) (Synful): its the same guy too

(18:56:31) (Capri) sees the thumbnail and immediately closes

(18:57:39) MarkDragon: Basically
(18:57:40) MarkDragon: he shits a can

(18:58:05) Kirna: Clever title there...

(18:58:22) (Rosette_Contrail): I wonder if Psychology factored into this...
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Bloody Strings](19:35:55) (Blue): i cut my wrist on my gutair strings X.X

(19:36:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Were you playing some emo music?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nice Roll](19:12:32) YiffBot: (Spayce) rolls 1d100 and gets 44.
(19:12:34) (Spayce): xD
(19:13:11) (Spayce) slips off his shirt, pants, boxers and covers his crotch with his tail. sips the wonderfull glass of pure fucking awesomeness.

(19:13:11) -Jacob-: (Nope, still no Vaps. He seems to only get on pretty late, recently...)
(19:13:12) YiffBot: Cheshire_Cat logs into the Chat.

(19:13:17) (Rosette_Contrail): FOUUUURTY FOOOHR.

(19:13:19) Cheshire_Cat: ._.
(19:13:21) YiffBot: (Santa_Hat_Marci) rolls 1d100 and gets 52.

(19:13:29) (Santa_Hat_Marci): Awwwhhh yeah.
(19:13:29) YiffBot: (Chris_Coveri) enters the channel.
(19:13:33) (Santa_Hat_Marci): 52, son.
(19:13:34) YiffBot: Oogie enters the channel.
(19:13:37) (Santa_Hat_Marci): : 3
(19:13:41) YiffBot: (Chris_Coveri) leaves the channel.

(19:14:10) Noeh: -Sees spayce naked and her eyes set on fire- Oh god why? D:

(19:14:16) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d100 and gets 44.
(19:14:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Mein gott.
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[spoiler=Very warm in winter](22:50:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh Luc!

(22:50:58) (Spayce): i miss my dwagon too x.x *grabbypaws and hugs himself*

(22:50:59) Luc: ?

(22:51:06) (Rosette_Contrail): I found your house.(http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/fire_dying.html)

(22:51:11) gamerguy121: I just need a friend...I miss my master too....

(22:51:23) Luc: T.T
(22:51:26) Luc: WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY

(22:51:29) (Blue): lol rose
(22:51:31) YiffBot: gamerguy121 leaves the channel.

(22:51:31) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(22:51:38) (Spayce): but... i-.. lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Messenger](23:46:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm just a pager.
(23:46:39) YiffBot: gamerguy121 leaves the channel.

(23:46:50) Genesis receives a message on Rose.
(23:47:00) Genesis: OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO SAVE THAT PUPPY!!
(23:47:03) YiffBot: Genesis logs out of the Chat.

(23:47:11) Mint: OH FUCK
(23:47:19) Mint: I GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT PUPPY DIES.
(23:47:21) YiffBot: Mint logs out of the Chat.
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[spoiler=Good guess](17:23:47) LaffinFox: hey! guess what i got!

(17:23:56) (Rosette_Contrail): AIDs?

(17:24:06) Batboy8189: hugs Rose
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Part Starfish](21:23:06) Ani~: -flomped to the floor, crawlign under Anima and under a table.-

(21:23:33) (Rosette_Contrail): ._.
(21:23:34) YiffBot: Logan_Shadowclaw logs into the Chat.
(21:23:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Ches, why you so mean to me? ;.;

(21:23:49) Logan_Shadowclaw: merf

(21:24:02) Cheshire_Cat: I'm not. Just I show affection oddly.
(21:24:15) Cheshire_Cat: It's kay, I bite my GF on the butt all the time.

(21:24:15) (Rosette_Contrail): *Sniffles.* But it hurts.

(21:24:29) Cheshire_Cat: <w<
(21:24:31) Cheshire_Cat: >w>
(21:24:34) Cheshire_Cat: dont you mean
(21:24:38) Cheshire_Cat: Butt, it hurts.

(21:24:56) Tyu48: -ani just happened to crawl under the table tyler was fapping under and he jiz on her again....- Whoops

(21:24:56) (Rosette_Contrail): Both.
(21:25:13) YiffBot: Zepol leaves the channel.

(21:25:14) Cheshire_Cat: <_<

(21:25:18) (Rosette_Contrail): ...wat

(21:25:24) MadameAwesome: lolwut?

(21:25:30) Cheshire_Cat notes that Ani is smart enough to avoid getting 'fapped' on.

(21:26:02) (Rosette_Contrail) wonders what possessed Ty to state he was fapping on her anyways.

(21:26:16) Cheshire_Cat: Perversion.

(21:26:24) (Rosette_Contrail): :/

(21:26:48) Ani~: -Was indeed smart! And just so happened to find a pair of pinking shears under the table...handy things.-
(21:27:10) Ani~: -Cuts off the thread that seemed to be hanging from Tyu's pants.-
(21:27:15) Ani~: -Was helpful like that.-

(21:27:19) Tyu48: My girl friend thats what.... She that it was funny, two times in a row she says

(21:27:20) Anima_Incuven likes An i, she's so delightfully and innocently evil~!

(21:27:47) MadameAwesome: o3o... -imagines ani covered in seed.... cant help it... tis too fappable-

(21:28:03) Cheshire_Cat: you're all perverts!
(21:28:08) Cheshire_Cat: PERVERTS I SAY!
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(21:28:10) Cheshire_Cat flails

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(21:28:45) Ani~: >O<
(21:28:49) Ani~: I feel....WRONG!

(21:28:59) Tyu48: Due to my mother being 2/10s star fish, my schlong quickly grows back!

(21:29:35) YiffBot: Reddragon1528 has been logged out (Timeout).
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(21:29:53) (Rosette_Contrail): So what... if that's the case, would Ty's severed dick grow into a new Ty, who is literally a massive dick?

(21:30:59) Ani~: xD And Rose, funny...
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Exceptions](00:57:43) (Ginger) isn't fond of contact from strangers.

(00:57:50) (JNX/A-07) touches Gingy

(00:58:04) Ryugon: *steps back with sadface* sorry...

(00:58:08) (Ginger) punches Jinxy. "You fucker. >_>;"

(00:58:11) (JNX/A-07): D:
(00:58:13) (JNX/A-07): ouch.

(00:58:32) Ryugon:

Sorry!!!

(00:58:39) (Ginger) peppers Jinxy in kisses. >_>;
(00:58:43) (Ginger): You're fine, Ryu.

(00:58:50) (Rosette_Contrail): *Touches Gingy from afar with a cartoonish gloved hand on a stick.* >.>

(00:58:56) (JNX/A-07): X3

(00:59:00) (Ginger): LOL.
(00:59:17) (Ginger) just giggles at Rose.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=YEAHYAH](00:59:19) (JNX/A-07): Fuck. Lil Jon wants me.

(00:59:29) (Ginger): Nono, Jin. I WANT YOU.
(00:59:32) YiffBot: (Iseaha) leaves the channel.

(00:59:36) (JNX/A-07): XD
(01:00:04) YiffBot: Cayenne logs into the Chat.

(01:00:07) (JNX/A-07): Yenney!

(01:00:16) (Ginger): Hey Cayenne.

(01:00:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Points at Jinxbaut Uncle Sam style with her gloved hand on a stick.* SHE WANTS YOU.

(01:00:22) YiffBot: Cayenne is now known as (Lil_john).

(01:00:26) (JNX/A-07): XD

(01:00:29) (Ginger) chuckles.

(01:00:34) (Lil_john): GAWD I WANT JNX
(01:00:39) (Lil_john): SO BAD

(01:00:45) (JNX/A-07): WHAT!!!?

(01:00:57) (Rosette_Contrail): YEA-YAH

(01:01:02) (JNX/A-07): XD

(01:01:10) (Lil_john) BENDS JNX over and rams her from behind

(01:01:14) (JNX/A-07): D:

(01:01:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Okay I snorted.

(01:01:31) LumberArbiter: xD

(01:01:51) (Lil_john): I MUST GO!
(01:01:56) (Lil_john) flights away

(01:01:59) (Ginger) makes this face o.o;

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[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I'm saying he's flat](00:48:53) LumberArbiter: *Attempts to catch Ginger. This will hurt* O_O;;;;;

(00:49:09) (Ginger) catches herself before falling on Lumber. >>

(00:49:17) LumberArbiter: <<

(00:49:53) YiffBot: Nekiu logs into the Chat.
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(00:51:23) YiffBot: Catherine has been logged out (Timeout).
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(00:52:05) (Rosette_Contrail): *Offers a scraper bar to peel Lumber off the floor.*

(00:52:16) YiffBot: al_krause logs into the Chat.
(00:53:10) YiffBot: al_krause is now known as (Minor)

(00:53:21) (Ginger) bored vixen is bored. Gnaws on the scraper bar that Roseburd gave Lummy.

(00:53:26) YiffBot: (Minor) is now known as (Nino).
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(00:54:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Actually gave it to Gingy directly so she could scrape the poor micro out of the floorboards.*

(00:55:27) LumberArbiter: Lummy?

(00:55:40) (Ginger): Yus. Lummy. Petnameftw.

(00:55:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Moar like Gummy now amirite?

(00:55:56) LumberArbiter: Never been called Lummy before. I like. xD
(00:56:02) LumberArbiter: Gingie. :3

(00:56:17) (Ginger): Hehe.
(00:56:22) (Ginger): x2
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Erotibaut and Phone Numbers](01:24:59) darkninja0200: some robots are erotic .w>
(01:25:03) darkninja0200: >w>

(01:25:11) (JNX/A-07): Iiiiiiiiiiii am not.

(01:26:10) (Rosette_Contrail): "This is our first prototype of a fully functional, artificial A.I and robotic system designed to emulate human emotions and mannerisms. It is capable of a complete range of human motions, has the ability to do complex movements such as maneuver stairs, and can emulate speech and emotion while recognizing those of others. Any questions?" "Yeah!" "Yes?" "Can you fuck it?" "...What?" "CAN YOU FUCK IT?" "...Er, ew... no."
(01:26:17) (Rosette_Contrail): "BOOOO"

(01:26:25) (Yen): JNX is my secret sex bot

(01:26:26) (JNX/A-07): wat

(01:26:28) (Noeh_emolezzyincorneral): Aww....

(01:26:33) YiffBot: (Iseaha) leaves the channel.
(01:26:38) YiffBot: (Noeh_emolezzyincorneral) is now known as (3868741).

(01:26:41) (JNX/A-07): Lmao, Robit Chikknz X3

(01:26:45) (3868741): ...-facepalms-

(01:26:53) (JNX/A-07): PHONE NUMBER!
(01:26:53) YiffBot: (3868741) is now known as Noeh.

(01:26:55) (JNX/A-07): xD
(01:26:58) (JNX/A-07): Kidding.

(01:26:59) Noeh: no lol

(01:27:00) (Ginger): o -o;

(01:27:11) Noeh: An old copy/paste that apparently didnt wanna go away

(01:27:11) (JNX/A-07): ...

(01:28:03) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm gonna subscribe that number to a million gay porn subscriptions.

(01:28:11) (JNX/A-07): LMAO

(01:28:14) Noeh: k do it

(01:28:24) darkninja0200: DEW EEET

(01:28:25) Noeh: Is it even long enough to be a phone number? o-o

(01:28:35) darkninja0200: yep 7 numbers

(01:28:40) Noeh: oh wow it is xD

(01:28:51) (NolFwa_Wet&Naked): nope need 10 in the usa unless its local

(01:28:51) Noeh: well 9 is a real phone number

(01:29:17) (NolFwa_Wet&Naked): 320 230 2010 that was my old number in college....

(01:29:18) Noeh: You only need 9, Nol ;O

(01:29:28) Noeh: oh wait..10
(01:29:31) Noeh: I'm a dumb
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Got it eventually](01:42:06) YiffBot: darkninja0200 is now known as (Asheenjin).

(01:42:09) (Rosette_Contrail): *Shoves Lumber in Ginger's panties again.*

(01:42:16) YiffBot: (Asheenjin) is now known as (Ashazenjin).
(01:42:23) YiffBot: (Ashazenjin) is now known as (Ashezenjin).

(01:42:24) LumberArbiter: Mmmffff..... mmmMMMmmm.

(01:42:26) (Ginger) says that Lumber might drown..

(01:42:36) (Niviera): xD

(01:42:46) (Rosette_Contrail): He'd die happy going down with that ship.

(01:42:51) (Ginger): True.
(01:42:52) (Ginger): x3

(01:43:12) (Ashezenjin) comes into the bar clothsless and sits down drinking down her normal uynsweetened green tea
(01:43:43) (Ashezenjin): *unsweetened

(01:44:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I like how it took Ashezenjin three tries to get her name right. x7
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Don't wanna tenderize a phone on accident](17:29:07) (Christmas_Pudding_Liru): When I worked in a call-centre for part-time work during University, this random dude used to call up and not speak, but you could hear him furiously beating his meat against the receiver.
(17:29:21) (Christmas_Pudding_Liru): e.e Every Wednesday, without fail.

(17:29:23) (MarkSnowdragon): [DumbBitch]
(17:29:32) (MarkSnowdragon) drenched Luc in gasoline, set him on fire and ran away

(17:29:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Some people need to keep their phones out of the kitchen.

(17:29:39) Luc: T.t WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(17:29:41) (Christmas_Pudding_Liru): ^
(17:29:45) (Christmas_Pudding_Liru): Roseburd. x 3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Related to the Above](21:51:22) AleuWhiteWolf: Kaj wanna be my new friend so I can fawn over your accent? :3

(21:51:46) Kaj: If "fawn" is a euphemism for "masturbate furiously".

(21:52:05) AleuWhiteWolf: i was...just about to...mention that

(21:52:15) Ranix: Please don't mention that.

(21:52:25) AleuWhiteWolf: well I don't need to now

(21:52:28) Sjach_Ixen_Miirik: too late ran.

(21:52:32) Foxboy_Seraphim: So....

(21:52:32) Kaj: Then sure, so long as you clean up after yourself.

(21:52:35) Ranix: Demmit.

(21:52:41) Foxboy_Seraphim: It seems like this is getting odd...

(21:52:51) Kaj: No odder than usual.

(21:53:18) Ranix: Seriously, what's so odd about masturbating to people's accents?

(21:53:31) Kaj: Depends on the accent.
(21:53:42) Kaj: If it's Brum or Weegee then you're fucked in the head.

(21:53:46) Ranix: Aussie?

(21:53:58) Kaj: Oz is fine *Nods*

(21:54:18) AleuWhiteWolf: I had a British guy call my office one day, telling me that he was hard on his luck and how he couldn't pay much of his bill
(21:54:24) AleuWhiteWolf: I practically melted

(21:54:29) Kaj: xD
(21:54:40) Kaj: Skype me, then. I'll be sure to disappoint ;3

(21:54:55) Ranix: "Well sir, I think we can... work something out..."

(21:55:17) AleuWhiteWolf: "Well that would be so wonderful, my love" *swoon*
(21:55:53) AleuWhiteWolf: I just wanted to hug him

(21:56:26) Sjach_Ixen_Miirik: well at least you dont sound like lister from RD

(21:56:58) Kaj: Scouse.
(21:56:59) Kaj: Ew.

(21:57:08) AleuWhiteWolf: who?

(21:57:19) (Sonia_Mihovolich): Haha, Aleu masturbating to Kaj's voice. Reminds me of a story a friend told me. "When I worked in a call-centre for part-time work during University, this random dude used to call up and not speak, but you could hear him furiously beating his meat against the receiver. Every Wednesday, without fail."

(21:57:35) Kaj: xD

(21:57:40) AleuWhiteWolf: o.o

(21:58:23) Sjach_Ixen_Miirik: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Maiden name Longtail](01:17:47) (Cedar_Roderico): sees T-Rex, but no picture. o.o

(01:18:02) (Noémie): Lol...

(01:19:07) (Redfang_Blackclaw): Here is the pic, she is brown not purple http://e621.net/post/show/131611/2011-big_breasts-bracelet-breasts-claws-clitoris-c ))

(01:19:36) (Noémie): Your name cracks me up everytime.

(01:19:39) (Cedar_Roderico): Yep, it's Tyra!
(01:19:44) (Noémie): It's just so typical furry.

(01:20:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Would her middle name be Bigtits?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Crazybaut](02:15:23) (JNX/A-07): Ew.

(02:15:37) Mint has lips.
(02:15:38) Mint: D:

(02:15:55) (JNX/A-07): It's different for Gen. I was used to the beak D:
(02:16:02) (JNX/A-07): And I've never made out with you yet, mintym.
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(02:16:37) (JNX/A-07): o3o

(02:16:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Bleh... can't sleep.

(02:16:56) (JNX/A-07): Come to think of it, I haven't made out with Rose yet, either.

(02:16:56) Mint: Hello Rose.

(02:17:28) (JNX/A-07): Rose, do you still see me as an innocent lil' robit? D:
(02:17:29) YiffBot: Oogie logs into the Chat.

(02:17:30) (Rosette_Contrail): I've made up you though Janx. General maintenance however.

(02:17:58) (JNX/A-07): x3

(02:18:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Until you get robo man/woman parts and stuff you're innocent.
(02:18:17) YiffBot: liekos logs into the Chat.

(02:18:19) (JNX/A-07): o-o
(02:18:24) (JNX/A-07): BUT I HAVE BOOBS AND A NICE ASS ;-;

(02:18:35) Red: >.>

(02:18:49) (JNX/A-07): D: Gen can vouch!

(02:18:58) Genesis: Yes.
(02:19:06) Genesis: What am I vouching for?

(02:19:15) Mint: LOL

(02:19:18) (JNX/A-07): boobs and a nice ass o-o

(02:19:30) Genesis: Oh... oh right, yes.

(02:19:47) (JNX/A-07): o3o

(02:20:03) Genesis: Mmmmhm, dat ass.

(02:20:46) (Ginger!Happy): Kenji~

(02:20:47) (JNX/A-07): Seeeeee o3o

(02:20:52) Kenji_Wolf: Woof
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(02:22:13) (Rosette_Contrail): Well... you do have a vibration function.

(02:22:16) (JNX/A-07): FUCK

(02:22:20) (Rosette_Contrail): I suppose you could at least please a macro female.

(02:22:20) (JNX/A-07): o3o Yes, yes I do.
(02:22:21) (JNX/A-07): GEN
(02:22:25) (JNX/A-07): I LOST YOUR NUMBER
(02:22:31) (JNX/A-07): I can shrink to 5 inches, Rose! O3o
(02:22:39) (JNX/A-07): Textmetextmetextmeomgomgomg
(02:22:47) (JNX/A-07): Fucking old phone ;-;

(02:23:16) Genesis: Oh o.o hokay, I'll do that in a bit, right now I'm telling people I don't know about their friend's secrets :3

(02:23:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Jinx is about to oil it's panties when that text arrives.

(02:23:23) YiffBot: ZakuFox logs into the Chat.
(02:23:34) YiffBot: ZakuFox leaves the channel.

(02:23:51) (JNX/A-07): xD

(02:24:49) (JNX/A-07) takes off its panties, flings it at Rose <3

(02:25:34) Mint: WHOA
(02:25:35) Mint: WHOA
(02:25:36) Mint: WHOA
(02:25:41) Mint: You are out of hand Jinxy.
(02:25:52) Mint: It's like Bots Gone Wild up in hurr.

(02:26:00) (JNX/A-07): lol wut X3

(02:26:01) (Rosette_Contrail): *Dodges the thrown chassis.*

(02:26:04) (JNX/A-07) still has its pants on!

(02:26:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Bad Jinxbaut, you don't throw your shiny metal ass at people.

(02:26:16) (JNX/A-07): I still want to draw a picture of me wearing panties.....
(02:26:20) (JNX/A-07): XDD
(02:26:25) (JNX/A-07): I dun has a shiny metal ass!
(02:26:27) (JNX/A-07): I has...
(02:26:28) (JNX/A-07): er...
(02:26:37) (JNX/A-07) looks back at its ass
(02:26:45) (JNX/A-07): ......
(02:26:51) (JNX/A-07): OH GOD MY ASS IS PANTS

(02:27:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Steals Jinxbauts pants.*

(02:27:33) (JNX/A-07): D:
(02:27:36) (JNX/A-07) is now bottomless

(02:27:37) (Rosette_Contrail): *Hangs them from a flagpole.*
(02:27:39) YiffBot: Catherine logs into the Chat.

(02:27:39) Mint: QAJA.
(02:27:45) Mint: HEY QAJA.

(02:27:45) (JNX/A-07) stretches hoodie down to covers its everything
(02:27:54) (JNX/A-07): omg y u do that rose ;-;
(02:27:56) (JNX/A-07): x3

(02:27:59) Mint: Jesus Christ I finally remembered I had something to tell you.

(02:28:06) (Rosette_Contrail): I saw your USB port.

(02:28:17) (JNX/A-07): D: I dun haz a usb port...

(02:28:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes you do.
(02:28:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Cuz it can accept everything.
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(02:28:52) (JNX/A-07): D:
(02:28:58) (JNX/A-07): nuuu

(02:29:00) (Rosette_Contrail): It's highly compatible.
(02:29:01) (Rosette_Contrail): With penis.

(02:29:46) (JNX/A-07): o_o
(02:29:53) (JNX/A-07): Penises can't fit in a usb pooooort
(02:30:11) (JNX/A-07): Aaaand I really gotta go to bed X3

(02:30:14) (Rosette_Contrail): You misinterpret the meaning.
(02:30:23) (Rosette_Contrail): USB stands for in this case Universal Sex Bus.

(02:30:28) (JNX/A-07): wat
(02:30:29) (JNX/A-07): D:

(02:30:45) YiffBot: (Matt) enters the channel.
(02:30:53) YiffBot: (Matt) leaves the channel.

(02:31:01) (Rosette_Contrail): <3

(02:31:03) (JNX/A-07): ;-; who put this in me...?
(02:31:34) YiffBot: Omni01 has been logged out (Timeout).

(02:31:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Not that kind of bus. It's a gadget term. A normal USB is a Universal Serial Bus.

(02:31:58) Genesis: You have a sex school in you?
(02:32:01) YiffBot: guysullavin logs into the Chat.

(02:32:25) (Rosette_Contrail): A bus is a subsystem in computing that transfers data between components inside a computer. In this case semen between you.

(02:32:34) guysullavin: (No, he means the bus)

(02:32:39) (JNX/A-07): D:

(02:32:40) guysullavin: (He has a sex school bus in him)

(02:33:00) Red: e.e I'm going to bed

(02:33:02) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd call Jinx a girl if anything...

(02:33:06) Mint: Nini Red.

(02:33:07) (Rosette_Contrail): '.'

(02:33:12) Red: ;ater

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(02:33:18) YiffBot: Red logs out of the Chat.
(02:33:37) YiffBot: (Ginger!Happy) enters the channel.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Superheroes](15:47:52) (Wolverine) jumps off a 95 story building while jerking off to shoot a spider line to the second building, swinging to the 3rd building as he cut the line using his claws and landing on the roof of the fourth building

(15:48:13) (Capri): o.o

(15:48:14) parrott678: -claps

(15:48:24) (Capri) has deja vu

(15:48:32) RasAngabo: And Wolverine has had a crack attack.

(15:49:43) MarkDragon: Wolverine realised he has the ability to "shot web" from his p33n.
(15:49:54) MarkDragon: So now he is Phallic Spiderman.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Aw](16:56:33) (Si'Rhanna): (*Won't be eating Christmas dinner for a while, yet.*)

(16:57:20) (Capri) got invited over to some infidel's house for sexmas dinner o.o

(16:57:23) (Kana'ti) won't be eating XMas dinner for the next hour or so.

(16:57:56) (Rosette_Contrail) won't be eating.
(16:58:00) (Rosette_Contrail): ._.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Tactical Bacon](17:28:58) (Timber_nude_barwolf): smacks capri wit bacon*

(17:29:10) MarkDragon: Timber.
(17:29:12) MarkDragon: I ask this.
(17:29:13) MarkDragon: ...

(17:29:18) (Timber_nude_barwolf): Huggles luc*

(17:29:18) MarkDragon: Why do you carry bacon around with you?

(17:29:22) (Timber_nude_barwolf): What?

(17:29:25) (Rosette_Contrail): It's delicious.

(17:29:28) Luc: <3
(17:29:31) Luc: what mark?'

(17:29:33) (Timber_nude_barwolf): Tactical bacon in a can
(17:29:36) YiffBot: parrott678 logs out of the Chat.

(17:29:37) Luc: you dont carry bacon around with you?

(17:29:45) MarkDragon: Well yes, of course I do.
(17:29:47) MarkDragon: It's impractical not to.

(17:29:51) YiffBot: DangerDorr logs into the Chat.
(17:30:02) YiffBot: DangerDorr is now known as (John_XIV).

(17:30:42) (Rosette_Contrail): Must always have emergency bacon.

(17:31:55) YiffBot: CuteLittleFurryHusky logs into the Chat.
(17:32:01) YiffBot: hiddenheart has been logged out (Timeout).

(17:32:41) (Rosette_Contrail): You might be driving, when suddenly ALIENS appear, and like... they land in front of you and force you to stop, then they like... approach you with ZAPPY GUNS and are like "HEY PUNY HUMAN BITCH, I'M BOUT TO GO ALL APOCALYPSE ON YOUR PLANET IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO." And then you go Bitch Please and pull out your emergency bacon and let him eat the fuck out of it, and he's like DAAAAAMN. Thus you save the human race.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Computer Logic](19:43:54) Kirna knows 'Ru really wants to touch her bits.

(19:43:55) (FC_Drawing): ..... It snapped in half. D:

(19:44:10) Kiruru totally wants to touch me bits.

(19:44:35) Jinxy touches Kirna's Kibbles 'n Bits. <3

(19:44:46) (FC_Drawing): Finally.
(19:44:46) YiffBot: Catherine logs into the Chat.

(19:44:52) (FC_Drawing): Sweet whores of Babylon that feels good.

(19:45:07) (Rosette_Contrail): *Reassembles Kirna's bits into something worth touching first.* See, just like Legos.

(19:45:16) (FC_Drawing): o.=.o

(19:45:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Now they are bytes.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sexual Candy](22:46:10) (Ginger) molests Jinxy.

(22:46:25) Jinxy: O:

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(22:47:20) YiffBot: Andyyxhearts enters the channel.
(22:47:49) YiffBot: Masterwolf2020 is now known as (Raja).

(22:47:51) Jinxy: Gingy's apparently that singer who molested peeps, now...
(22:47:53) Jinxy: What was his name...
(22:47:58) Jinxy: Had a nice voice...
(22:48:08) Jinxy: Pretty famous...
(22:48:09) Jinxy: um...
(22:48:15) Jinxy: Ah! Leonard Jay Gould o_o;

(22:48:15) (Ginger): R Kelly.
(22:48:19) (Ginger): LOL

(22:48:21) Jinxy: ...
(22:48:23) Jinxy: LMAO XD
(22:48:24) Jinxy: D:
(22:48:25) Jinxy: wait
(22:48:27) Jinxy: dun pizz on me.

(22:48:37) TheHandsomeFiend: I was going to say Gary Glitter, but okay.

(22:48:43) (Ginger): Fufufuf. I would never do that to you. Not unless you begged for it. <3

(22:48:44) (Rosette_Contrail): *Pez's on Jinxy.* CANDY ALL OVER YOU.

(22:49:02) Jinxy: D:
(22:49:08) Jinxy moans for candy
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Semen](23:03:01) Jinxy: The hell is this salty taste in my throat..

(23:03:08) (Rosette_Contrail): Semen?

(23:03:13) (Spayce): lol
(23:03:15) (Spayce): lololol

(23:03:21) Jinxy: ..... noooo ._.;;

(23:03:29) (Spayce): x3

(23:03:31) Weylin: I lo'ed as well. How could you not.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Majestic Tree](23:49:44) (Blue): -sits on tims head and assassinates people-
(23:50:37) YiffBot: (Alicia) leaves the channel.

(23:50:39) Timber_Wolf: Shrugs blue off "you havent earned the privalage to be timbers hat"

(23:50:54) (Blue): aww -mopes int the corner-
(23:51:03) YiffBot: (austin) has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:51:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives Timber a Douglas Fir hat.* Now he is truly Timber.

(23:51:39) (Blue): isnt a Douglus fern a tree?

(23:51:41) Timber_Wolf: Rosette x3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not very straight at all](00:58:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Pretty straight forward.(http://fatpita.net/?i=7846)
(00:58:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh wait, no it's not.

(01:01:00) Vulpes_Proeliator: Pretty straight forward
(01:01:01) Vulpes_Proeliator: lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mosquitoes](01:03:51) (Rosette_Contrail): OH FUCK. (http://fatpita.net/?i=7256)

(01:04:10) Vulpes_Proeliator: Okay, Rose. I laughed
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Niggest](01:37:14) Kiruru: I have this feeling that FoamS is staring at my picture going "He's so God Damn black.."

(Rosette_Contrail): Kiruru, you may be pretty black... but...(http://lolpic.se/pics/6724.png)

(01:39:23) Kiruru: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!
(01:39:32) Kiruru can't... fucking.. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE!

(01:40:23) Timber_Wolf: Hmmm rosete posted a link *click* ... *joins the lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dem Typos](02:15:07) (Mu) takes note of the vanishing chesire, and sighs and the sudden prospect of once more being bored to all hell. Her ears perk at a familiar sound though, and her grin returns full force. She glances down at the couch, and stands to her full height of a whole single foot and raises her hands over her head. She then dives gracefully from the bookcase, seeming to be shooting for a swan dive right onto Phi's computer. She shits at the last possible moment though, and lands lightly on his lap, upright and readily able to face the wox fully with her toothy grin.

(02:16:02) (Rosette_Contrail): "She shits at the last possible moment though"
(02:16:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Snrk. Typo win.

(02:16:24) (Phi): (Pfffffffffffft.... just caught that...)

(02:16:41) (Eric_McLaglen): lawls at the tpo
(02:16:53) (Eric_McLaglen): ...

(02:17:01) (Mu): (Whooooops xp It's been a long day, be nice. Least it's not as bad as what my boss did earlier)

(02:17:04) (Eric_McLaglen): fff

(02:17:07) (Mu): (XDDD)

(02:17:16) (Eric_McLaglen): I just typo'd Typo oAo

(02:17:28) (Mu): (But yeah, he rang me up for a wii nunchuck, but typed it as cumchunk xp)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=It's a sexy disease](19:29:38) Kirna: SPAYCIE
(19:29:41) Kirna: JESUS FUCK
(19:29:43) Kirna: GOD DAMN IT
(19:29:46) Kirna: FUCKIN'

(19:29:53) (Spayce): o.o

(19:29:56) Kirna stomps away, has to rub one out now.

(19:30:03) (Spayce): xD
(19:30:11) YiffBot: Kirna is now Away
(19:30:20) (Spayce): hahahahaha

(19:32:13) YiffBot: Kirna has returned.

(19:32:15) Kirna: <.<

(19:32:30) (NolFwa): kirna stop fuckng yourself...

(19:32:32) (Spayce): X3

(19:32:46) Kirna: No. I can't.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Back to the Future](19:44:00) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d100 and gets 88.

(19:44:06) (Rosette_Contrail): GREAT SCOTT
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Peer Pressure](03:22:33) Silieth: <.<
(03:22:44) Kiruru: >.>
(03:22:45) Kaj: >.>
(03:22:55) Zurr: >.>
(03:24:54) Silieth: *Attempts to resist to look over there and whatever everyone else is looking at.*
(03:24:59) Silieth: Peer pressure is bad.
(03:25:13) Kaj: *Continues looking* This is the most awesome thing ever.
(03:25:46) Kiruru slinks over to Sil, nuzzles all on her, also shakes his dreads.
(03:25:58) Rosette_Contrail: <.>
(03:25:59) Rosette_Contrail: Ow.
(03:26:28) Rosette_Contrail: I need to stop trying to not make decisions.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sexual Disease](19:13:19) (Rosette_Contrail): My lady parts have to be human in appearance. I'm not touching anything from a feral. :?

(19:13:20) (Kyle): Yeah..
(19:13:23) (Kyle): that's wierd

(19:13:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck.
(19:13:28) (Rosette_Contrail): GO AWAY EMOTICON.

(19:13:31) (Ginger|BirthdayVix): Same, Rose.

(19:13:32) (Rosette_Contrail): >C

(19:13:34) Noeh: I agree with Rose

(19:13:49) (Kyle) Carries rabies
(19:13:51) (Kyle): XD

(19:13:52) (Ginger|BirthdayVix): Karma, are you male or female? I'm really curious. ._.

(19:14:06) كارما: i'm a total hobro

(19:14:06) (Maxwell_Grant): (You can fit a small child in that, Karma.)

(19:14:13) Noeh: Herm with a 40 foot cock, obviouslt
(19:14:17) Noeh: obviously*

(19:14:24) (Ginger|BirthdayVix): Uh. That answers everything. xD

(19:14:46) (Kyle) Sits next to noeh

(19:14:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Karma has a literal beaver between... uh... it's? legs.

(19:14:56) Noeh: o-o Hi

(19:15:00) (Kyle): Noeh can i fondle your boobies please..?

(19:15:11) Noeh: ...Why? o-o

(19:15:12) كارما: i got it trapping fur in the yukon

(19:15:15) (Rosette_Contrail): DON'T DO IT NOEH.

(19:15:18) (Kyle): I want to know what all the fuss is about with guys loving them..

(19:15:19) (Rosette_Contrail): He'll give you the homo.

(19:15:29) (Kyle): Lol Rosette
(19:15:29) YiffBot: HypA logs into the Chat.

(19:15:31) (Ginger|BirthdayVix): COOOTIIIES.

(19:15:32) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Wait. Actually, go ahead. :7
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Karma is odd](19:35:00) كارما:(http://420furs.org/avatars/12828912431970102226.jpg)

(19:35:08) (Ginger|BirthdayVix): LOL

(19:35:09) (Kyle): Ewwwy

(19:35:16) 13_wing_vamp: D:

(19:35:35) كارما: that's my vagina. you can't see my clit because hitler swallowed the whole thing. that's one thing he could do REICH

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sexy Learning Abilities and Gay Porn](19:41:46) (Ginger/Kane'): 22 with that spelling and grammar? Dear god..

(19:41:53) Ani~: ^O^!!!
(19:42:02) Ani~: I tried to light a chinese New Years lantern!

(19:42:03) Fatchaos: ^.=.^^

(19:42:09) Ani~: BUT It went wrong...and..got stuck in our apple tree. x3

(19:42:12) Fatchaos: Oh whoops, three eyes right there.

(19:42:13) ConfuzzledWolf: they didn't go to skool ginger :p

(19:42:14) 13_wing_vamp: i have a learning disablity...

(19:42:14) Ani~: then fizzled out
(19:42:15) Ani~: Like
(19:42:22) Ani~: .... ._. WOO NEW YEAR! XD

(19:42:23) (Ginger/Kane'): As do I, 13.
(19:42:40) (Ginger/Kane'): sdf;ajs BROWNIES.

(19:42:44) (Kyle): I don't

(19:42:50) كارما: i have a learning ability

(19:42:54) Fatchaos: Woo indeed.
(19:42:55) Fatchaos: Sorta, ;3
(19:43:09) Fatchaos: Lies, Karma

(19:43:12) (Rosette_Contrail): I have a sexy learning ability.

(19:43:13) Ani~: Yeah xD

(19:43:20) Fatchaos: You cannot learn anymore when you already know everything.

(19:43:21) (Rosette_Contrail): It involves tight teacher clothes and rulers.
(19:43:28) YiffBot: deadwolfblue logs into the Chat.

(19:43:28) Ani~: I have ALL Anibility!!

(19:43:32) Fatchaos: Basically sex, Rose.

(19:43:32) Ani~: X3

(19:43:35) Fatchaos: Learning via sex.

(19:43:40) Noeh glomps Rose. "I volunteer~!"
(19:43:47) YiffBot: deadwolfblue is now known as (Blue_playin_FMS2).

(19:43:58) 13_wing_vamp: does sexual favors as extra credit*

(19:43:58) (Kyle) Volunteers better then Noeh

(19:44:10) Fatchaos: Arent ye gay, Kyle?

(19:44:21) (Kyle): yes, i jut wanted to beat noeh
(19:44:28) (Kyle): just*

(19:44:35) Fatchaos: e.=.e; That's retarded.

(19:44:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Yay! I have a student. *Gives Noeh homework. Which involves molesting Ginger and reporting how much she loves it.*
(19:44:39) YiffBot: landpunk logs into the Chat.
(19:45:01) (Rosette_Contrail): *Puts a dunce hat on Kyle.* You'll like it. It looks like a giant erection.

(19:45:04) 13_wing_vamp: hey FC

(19:45:06) (Kyle): Oh eww i almost signed up for that

(19:45:15) 13_wing_vamp: has you done any drawing as of late?

(19:45:19) Fatchaos: What, Vamp?
(19:46:00) Fatchaos: Yes, Vamp.
(19:46:08) Fatchaos: But this be a secret stuff so I won't show it yet.
(19:46:20) Fatchaos: Aside from the X-mas pic I already finished.
(19:46:33) YiffBot: (Ginger/Kane') is now known as (Ginger).

(19:46:42) (Rosette_Contrail): FC is drawing GAY PORN.
(19:46:47) (Rosette_Contrail): D:

(19:46:50) ConfuzzledWolf: yayy ^

(19:46:54) (Kyle): =O can i be in it
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Bisexual Porn](19:57:03) 13_wing_vamp: does not belive FC to be drawing gay porn*

(19:57:34) كارما: he's drawing bisexual porn. there's two dudes AND a chick. and their balls touch.

(19:57:47) Fatchaos: * Eyeroll. * Wrong.
(19:57:48) YiffBot: Syrion enters the channel.

(19:57:54) (Rosette_Contrail): The chick's balls are touching the dudes?
(19:57:55) (Rosette_Contrail): Ew.

(19:58:00) كارما: yes
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=That's how much of a crime fighter he is](19:54:29) (Sonia_Mihovolich): (( Holy Batmans left Testicle it's populated now. ))

(19:55:03) Foxboy_Seraphim: ( <.< )

(19:58:07) FoxieAR: (What would Batmans right testicle make of all this?)

(19:58:48) (Sonia_Mihovolich): (( I dunno, it's out fighting crime. ))

(19:59:15) FoxieAR: ('Lefty, wait here in the sack. I have crime to fight!')
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Whores and Languages](20:01:29) (Kyle): Who thinks kane is a whore

(20:01:41) (Kane'): I am not a whore!

(20:01:43) YiffBot: (Felix) leaves the channel.
(20:01:45) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) leaves the channel.
(20:01:46) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) enters the channel.
(20:01:55) YiffBot: (Felix) enters the channel.

(20:02:00) (Kyle): ...How bout now?

(20:02:01) (Maxwell_Grant): (Yes you are.)

(20:02:03) zenkitamura: *hgand raise*

(20:02:05) (Ginger): Kyle, the fuck is wrong with you?

(20:02:11) 13_wing_vamp: raises also*

(20:02:15) (Kyle): everything..
(20:02:25) (Kyle): I'm silly, ginger.. sorry
(20:02:30) YiffBot: Ani~ is now known as (ShowerKitty~).

(20:02:36) (Kane'): Why am I a whore?

(20:02:48) (Maxwell_Grant): (How are you not a whore?)

(20:02:54) (Kyle): AHA! There it is, you are an emoticon whore
(20:03:05) YiffBot: furry_song logs into the Chat.

(20:03:44) (Kane'): Well unlike you Kyle, at least I make a living out it.
(20:03:55) (Kane'):

(20:04:00) (Kyle): Hehe

(20:04:07) (Kane'): Its my primary source of income and incum

(20:04:32) (Kyle): you don't steal from people and hack bank accounts... it's what i do
(20:04:36) (Kyle): Much easier on my tailhole

(20:05:03) كارما: fags

(20:05:31) (Rosette_Contrail): *Spend ten seconds typing furiously. ACCOUNT OPEN. HAXING.*

(20:05:32) Fatchaos: I have... JÄEGERMAISTER
(20:05:42) YiffBot: furry_song leaves the channel.
(20:06:03) Fatchaos: 1L of Jäeger, too.
(20:06:05) YiffBot: furry_song enters the channel.

(20:06:09) MarkDragon: sweet holy jesus
(20:06:34) MarkDragon: I love me some Blue Lagoon Car. Twist.
(20:06:45) YiffBot: Syrion leaves the channel.

(20:07:11) zenkitamura punches marks mangina'

(20:07:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Jäegermeister, FC. Not... Jäegermaister.

(20:07:33) Fatchaos: Shut the hell up, Rose.
(20:07:38) Fatchaos: DO NOT ALWAYS CORRECT ME

(20:07:42) (Rosette_Contrail): You hick.

(20:07:50) Fatchaos: Yup.

(20:08:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Seriously. "Maister"? I read that with a southern slur.

(20:08:12) Fatchaos: Well that's how I say it.

(20:08:14) (Ginger) has a southern slur. Isn't even from the south.

(20:08:15) Fatchaos: So shush.

(20:08:37) (Rosette_Contrail): My-star. Like that. Only more My-ster.

(20:09:01) Fatchaos: That's the problem, your damn E sounds like A
(20:09:08) Fatchaos: Fuck logic! D:

(20:09:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Mei is more My, not Ma.

(20:09:43) Fatchaos: ... Maybe to YOU.

(20:09:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Or... May.

(20:09:50) YiffBot: nolfwa3000 logs into the Chat.
(20:09:57) YiffBot: furry_song leaves the channel.
(20:10:02) YiffBot: nolfwa3000 is now known as (NolFwa).
(20:10:02) YiffBot: (Blue_playin_FMS2) leaves the channel.
(20:10:04) YiffBot: (Blue_playin_FMS2) enters the channel.
(20:10:07) YiffBot: furry_song enters the channel.

(20:10:19) (Rosette_Contrail): Yes, to me. The person who learned English as first language.

(20:10:25) (NolFwa): yet another computer comes to me... CUZ ONLY I CAN FIX IT!! for free... fuck friends... they never pay...

(20:10:26) (Rosette_Contrail): :7

(20:10:34) (Ginger) beats Nolf with a brick! "I," Beat beat. "Love you!"

(20:10:47) Fatchaos: Indeed. Now do not judge me, as I learned that as my 3rd.

(20:11:00) (NolFwa): *crys and gets a boner!* WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD!

(20:11:11) (RJ): 5th

(20:11:40) (Ginger) lols and hugs Nolf tight. I'm alright. I turn 20 today~

(20:11:59) (Rosette_Contrail): I know ten languages. English, Gaelic, and eight variants of drunk.
(20:12:06) (Rosette_Contrail): *Irish.*

(20:14:18) (Ginger): I know bullshit and sarcasm.

(20:14:44) (Rosette_Contrail): I can tell Ginger, that was an excellent depiction.

(20:14:51) (Ginger): x3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Laffin likes watersports](01:14:27) (NolFwa_Cock_Naked): odder pussy... cute and fun!

(01:14:45) LaffinFox: YES
(01:14:53) YiffBot: Batboy8189 is now known as (Marina_Roosevelt).

(01:14:53) (Noeh_naked~): O-o
(01:15:00) (Noeh_naked~) steals the otter

(01:15:04) (Marina_Roosevelt): what an otter failure.

(01:15:20) LaffinFox: oh god that pis is hot <3
(01:15:26) LaffinFox: *pic

(01:15:33) (Noeh_naked~): piss usually is hot

(01:15:33) LaffinFox: FUCKING TYPO

(01:15:49) (Marina_Roosevelt): Laffin, Nol

(01:15:49) (Noeh_naked~): Lul

(01:15:50) (NolFwa_Cock_Naked): jay naylor is fuckin awesome... i want to commish him...

(01:16:31) (Noeh_naked~): Hope you didn't like your wallet

(01:16:51) (Gingerrr.): I can't stop laughing. >_>
(01:16:56) (Gingerrr.): I'm a giggly drunk. ._.;
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Anime Discussion]
(14:42:21) Dissius: (*ignores teh Freya now but then is jabbed in his tail* @.@ Ack!! That hurts! )
(14:42:37) Ranix: ((Also, who poked/prodded me when I was AFK?))
(14:42:41) HypA: ((*cuddles kiruru some*))
(14:42:51) (Vanira_OOC): (I did :3)
(14:43:06) Ranix: ((Oh... okay.))
(14:43:07) Kiruru: ((*chitters at the cuddling, splays his ears abit*))
(14:43:15) (Freya): (*Flings a paper ball at Dissius AT CLOSE RANGE* O=)
(14:44:03) (Cassandra): (CLOSE RANGE?!?)
(14:44:06) (Vanira_OOC): (pokes both Ranix and Dissius with the stick >.>)
(14:44:25) (Rosette_Contrail): (( It's like the guys who shout attacks in Animes. ))
(14:44:31) Ranix: ((*Burns the stick. With fire.*))
(14:44:34) (Freya): (CLOSE RANGE!)
(14:44:38) (Vanira_OOC): ;-;
(14:44:45) Dissius: (*pokes and hit at by paper balls* ... STOPPIT! agh! *goes to crawl away under a few blankets*)
(14:45:02) HypA: ((*Rages at F;NV. Stupid stupid Caesar's legion. Just cause I killed one officer, all of a sudden, I'm marked for death. Dammit. MY GUNS SKILL IS A SINGLE DIGIT NUMBER.))
(14:45:03) YiffBot: Kitten logs into the Chat.
(14:45:11) YiffBot: Kitten leaves the channel.
(14:45:15) (Rosette_Contrail): (( OVERLY-INTRIIIICATE-COMBINATION! ))
(14:45:22) (Freya): (<_< *Starts flinging paper balls at the lump under the blankets like a mad fur.*)
(14:45:26) (Cassandra): (That's too close. I mean close range... okay but CLOSE range! holy shit)
(14:45:36) Ranix: ((*Starts doing Naruto handsigns.*))
(14:45:47) Ranix: ((*...is still doing them thirty minutes later...*))
(14:45:55) Dissius: (*the pile of blankets crawl under a couch*)
(14:46:04) HypA: ((Ran, what are you trying to do?))
(14:46:10) Kiruru: ((*snerks at Hypa's raging rageness*))
(14:46:13) Katixa: ((Next time on dragonball Z. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH))
(14:46:13) (Rosette_Contrail): (( UN-AVOIIIIDABLE-AREAATTACK! *Wonders if anyone gets the reference.* ))
(14:46:15) Ranix: ((*... one hour later...*))
(14:46:40) YiffBot: Kitten enters the channel.
(14:46:40) (Freya): (( whats the refference?)
(14:46:53) Kiruru: ((Ran's doing Water Dragon no jutsu, thats the only one with 5000 fucking hand seals X3))
(14:47:11) Kiruru: O.o *hides his inner narutard*))
(14:47:17) (Freya): ((XD lol Kiruru)
(14:47:18) YiffBot: (Sulla) has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:47:29) Ranix: ((*STILL doing them, yet another hour has gone by...*))
(14:47:34) YiffBot: Hopewolf logs into the Chat.
(14:47:40) (Vanira_OOC): (watches Ranix o.o)
(14:47:49) YiffBot: (Valeria) leaves the channel.
(14:47:50) YiffBot: Luc logs into the Chat.
(14:47:53) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Psychonauts. <3 An enemy in that game announces all of his attacks in simplified tongues. "Overly Intricate Combination!" and "Unavoidable Area Attack!" are two of them. He draws them out over a long time though. ))
(14:47:57) Luc: (hi all)
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(14:48:19) Luc: *curls in his pillow fortress*
(14:48:20) Dissius: (Next episode of Ranixuto! Ranix is afflicted by carpal tunnel!)
(14:48:29) Ranix: ((*Two hours later, the hand signs start to slow down...*))
(14:48:31) HypA: (*Starts trying to confuse ranix by making other silly handsigns*)
(14:48:49) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next episode of Dragonball Z! HERNIA! ))
(14:48:50) Luc: *makes the rock on hand sign*)
(14:48:57) Katixa: *Pads over to the handsign stuck Ranix, placing her paws on his hands before they fall off*
(14:48:58) Ranix: ((*...eyes twitch, looks up... blinks. ...looks down at his hands.* Gawd damnit, now I have to start all over again!))
(14:48:59) YiffBot: Jack_Rabbit has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:49:02) (Rosette_Contrail): (( HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRNRNNNNGH-AUGHNO! ))
(14:49:15) (Vanira_OOC): (Messes up Ranix by using a fog horn next to his ear >:3)
(14:49:15) Kiruru: Pfffft...
(14:49:30) Luc: *tosses a pillow at ranix's head to mess him up*
(14:49:32) Kiruru: Thats one thing about Naruto, fuck up one hand seal, start ova!))
(14:49:33) Dissius: (*pokes his head out from under the couch*)
(14:49:45) (Freya): (XD)
(14:49:46) Ranix: ((*Takes a deep breath... and begins all the hands signs over. After buying a pair of earplugs. And a pillow barrier.*))
(14:49:50) Luc: *tosses a pillow to diss*
(14:49:54) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next Episode of Dragonball Z! Heart Attack! "HRRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGGH-GASP." *Thud.* ))
(14:49:57) (Freya): (i luv you guys, youre hilarious)
(14:50:10) Luc: *fires an ottoman at ranix, it hits him and causes him to mess uup*
(14:50:14) Kiruru: ((I hate you Rose, you made me laugh to hard! X3))
(14:50:17) Dissius: (*slipped his head back under the couch quickly* Nu pillow throwin! )
(14:50:19) (Vanira_OOC): (pounces the exposed head of the fox :3)
(14:50:19) HypA: ((*Ehrin clones herself, and starts making out with her clone in Ranix'es field of view*))
(14:50:28) YiffBot: Hopewolf leaves the channel.
(14:50:36) (Vanira_OOC): awwww to late x.x
(14:50:39) Ranix: ((*Thump... crashes underneath the couch.*))
(14:50:42) Kiruru: ((*watches the Ehrun's make out.....nose bleed* hawt...))
(14:50:44) YiffBot: Ani~ is now Away
(14:50:45) YiffBot: Kitten leaves the channel.
(14:50:53) Ranix: ((...ow...))
(14:51:07) Ranix: ((*Muffled under the couch.* What'm I missing?!))
(14:51:11) Luc: *does victory dance and gains 94233243232432 exp*)
(14:51:15) (Freya): (*walks over to the couch, grabs under its arm and with a greate heave throws it to the side, then pounces the fox and cuddlez*) x3
(14:51:27) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next episode of Bleach! Screaming contest! ))
(14:51:34) Kiruru: ((*is a sad naruto fan cause he knows hand seals to jutsus and can do them in irl* >.<))
(14:51:55) Dissius: (*ish cuddled with Freya and murrs, cuddling back* <3 )
(14:52:01) Ranix: ((*Suddenly the couch starts to rumble violently... then BAM! goes flying into Luc >.> * Stupid Lucario >.< ))
(14:52:06) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next episode of Ghost in the Shell! More fucking intricate dialogue with five minutes of action! ))
(14:52:08) HypA: ((*re-absorbs her clone and does a little dance*))
(14:52:25) Kiruru: ((*pounce tackles the Ehrin cause...why not?*))
(14:52:29) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next episode of Deathnote! JUST AS PLANNED. ))
(14:52:31) YiffBot: Oogie logs into the Chat.
(14:52:34) Luc: *meeps andd rebuilds the pillow fortress* D: Ima not stupid! ima just... i dunno what!)
(14:52:37) YiffBot: Kitten enters the channel.
(14:52:40) (Freya): O_O
(14:52:46) HypA: ((Next time, on Neon Genesis; Evangaleon: *PURE FUCKING MINDFUCKERY*))
(14:52:54) (Freya): (^)
(14:52:59) Kiruru: ^
(14:53:08) Luc: (next on one piece: MOAR PIRATES)
(14:53:10) HypA: v
(14:53:10) (Vanira_OOC): XD
(14:53:12) (Freya): (HypA....the last movie made me cry myself to sleep for a whole week)
(14:53:12) Dissius: ((That wasn't even that bad. You pussies are lightweights. )
(14:53:25) YiffBot: Ulf enters the channel.
(14:53:30) Ranix: ((*Thinks he missed something looking at Ehrin... blinks... ears flat.* I just missde something really fun, didn't I...))
(14:53:34) Kitten: -sexy dances-
(14:53:37) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next on One Piece! Tentacles! ))
(14:53:45) Kiruru: No no Luc... Next time on One Piece!: *FUCKING PIRATE RAP INTO! YAYO YAYO YAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(14:53:45) (Freya): ((RAPE))
(14:54:05) HypA: ((Next time, on Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann; AWESOME.))
(14:54:12) (Freya): ((^))
(14:54:12) Luc: *recurls in the pillow fortress, making himself as warm as possible*
(14:54:16) (Rosette_Contrail): (( You know when they gave the main character stretchy limbs they were thinking about tentacle rape. ))
(14:54:17) YiffBot: Ulf leaves the channel.
(14:54:25) Ranix: ((Next time on Random Anime: IT'S A TRAP!))
(14:54:43) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next on FLCL! Everything worthwhile in anime summarized in fifteen minutes! ))
(14:54:45) (Freya): ((next time on Clannad. .... T_T))
(14:54:57) Luc: (Next on yiffy.tk: random furry sex)
(14:55:01) YiffBot: Kibanoko_Yamagoto has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:55:06) (Freya): ((agh damn you Rosette...i want them to make a sequel))
(14:55:18) (Freya): ((i luved teh robot))
(14:55:22) Kiruru: Next time on Ikki Tousen!: *MOAR FUCKING PANTIES SHOTS!
(14:55:23) Ranix: ((Next on LucTV: The Semen Wars!))
(14:55:25) Dissius: (*snickers and buries face in Freya's neckfur*)
(14:55:30) HypA: ((NExt time, on Eyeshield 21; The only one interesting character dances ballet with an automatic weapon. And you'll miss it because the gridiron sent you to sleep.))
(14:55:39) (Freya): (*giggles and rubs his back*)
(14:55:48) (Rosette_Contrail): (( I loved the hectic nature. FLCL was so taking the piss out of everything, it completely blew other generic anime plots out of the water. ))
(14:55:52) YiffBot: Kitten leaves the channel.
(14:55:58) HypA: ((I <3 me some FoolyCooly
(14:55:58) Luc: ( *next on ranixTV: I refuse to lose!)
(14:56:07) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next on Hellsing! BIG FUCKIN GUNS AND GORE. ))
(14:56:08) Kiruru: FLCL was pretty awesome ^^
(14:56:15) (Freya): ((LOL KypA....i though the main character was interesting too ...not just the crazy demon bat team leader >_>)
(14:56:27) HypA: ((Next time, on a very special Clone High; STAMOS!))
(14:56:30) Ranix: ((NEXT ON NEXT: NEEEEXT!))
(14:56:30) Dissius: (*murrs and melts against Freya* Murrr...Thought you were dating, dear.)
(14:56:43) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next on Blood+! Twilight for Hellsing fans! ))
(14:56:55) HypA: ((next next on next; next nexts next next nexts nexts next nextily next))
(14:57:04) Luc: (*is next to ranix*)
(14:57:06) Dissius: [oh gods, Rose. XDD ]
(14:57:14) Kiruru: Next time on Hojime no Ippo!: Ippo gets the fuck beat out of him for 30 minutes
(14:57:17) (Freya): (*Freya blinked and looked at Dissius* its just cuddles...its not like were dry humping or anything))
(14:57:22) Ranix: ((Next on Ned Flanders: Nexidiliext, Neighbors!"))
(14:57:38) (Freya): (lol kiruru...i know what you mean =P)
(14:57:43) HypA: ((next on this joke; Meta humour!))
(14:57:43) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Next on- *Is suddenly next to Freya.* Humping? ))
(14:57:51) YiffBot: Ranix leaves the channel.
(14:57:58) YiffBot: Ranix enters the channel.
(14:58:10) (Freya): (*pouts at Rosette* no...not really)
(14:58:16) Kiruru: ((*makes out with Hypa so we can all end the next jokes*))
(14:58:20) Dissius: (*blinks at Freya* Well I was going to cuddle you the other day...*tilts head* )
(14:58:29) (Rosette_Contrail): (( Darn. I wanna see humping. :C ))
(14:58:33) (Vanira_OOC): (yawns)
(14:58:40) (Freya): (<_< i though you had other intentions)
(14:58:47) HypA: ((*sprouts a clone so she can continue the next jokes...who gets lonely and sprouts a clone so she has someone to snuggle with*))
(14:58:58) Dissius: (Because I'm a fox right? *stuck his tongue out at her*)
(14:59:03) YiffBot: Ani~ has returned.
(14:59:14) Ranix: ((Everyone's just in need of a good humping!))[/spoiler]

Rosette Contrail · August 31, 2012, 06:45:49 PM

Spoilered cuz unmolested text is massive.

Here's around half of my current archive so far.

[spoiler=Is It Raining?](17:51:47) Silieth: Discussed liking pokemon better than sex in my sex and gender class today.
(17:51:57) Luc: p.o
(17:52:06) Cheeky_Stoat: O.O
(17:52:12) Ookamisuke: Wait, what?
(17:52:16) FW_Command: Yurothehotot logs out of the Chat.
(17:52:17) Luc: sili
(17:52:20) Luc: i totally agree
(17:52:23) Sthemio: Did people make this face a lot?
(17:52:35) Silieth: A few.
(17:52:36) Luc: what image are you guys talking about?
(17:52:50) Silieth: Was discussing it with an asexual... so... I'm p much in love with her.
(17:53:08) Ookamisuke: p much?
(17:53:52) Silieth: P much.
(17:54:09) Sthemio: It means she pisses on everything. A lot.
(17:54:18) Sthemio: Girl has no restraint.
(17:54:23) Silieth: Exactly that.
(17:54:34) Silieth: I want everyone to experience my fetishes with me.
(17:56:12) (Invader_Zim_tiem): Fine.
(17:57:36) Silieth: *Pees on Fen.*
(17:57:37) Ookamisuke: Alright. Try me.
(17:58:48) Bellatrix: ttfn *waves*
(17:59:05) (Invader_Zim_tiem): Is it raining?
(17:59:18) Silieth: I duno. Stick your tongue out and find out.
(17:59:24) Silieth: *SNICKER SNICKER.*
(17:59:33) Jack_Rabbit: Yes. It's raining.
(17:59:44) Jack_Rabbit: Ammonia and Fish.
(17:59:58) Silieth: Fuck you.
(18:00:07) Jack_Rabbit: You know you laughed.
(18:00:07) Bellatrix: ...well fuck. I missed something.
(18:00:15) Silieth: Get over here and take me to dinner alright so I can piss on you too.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Laffin is a Homophobe.](21:06:14) FW_Command: LaffinFox logs into the Chat.
(21:06:38) LaffinFox: and poof, i am here
(21:06:49) LaffinFox: what were the othe 2 wishes?
(21:07:28) Kiruru: for a gun and a target painted on your face.
(21:08:11) LaffinFox: cold 'ruru, very cold
(21:08:28) LaffinFox: oh, by the way, as of yesterday, i'm an uncle
(21:09:46) LaffinFox sneakhugs a sili-creme ooc'ly
(21:10:25) (Creme): I saw on FA.
(21:10:28) Kiruru: Laffin, you should know me by now, I'm evil.
(21:10:36) (Creme): Kiru is evil<3
(21:10:49) (Creme): Notreallyokhesactuallyjustabitch.
(21:10:50) LaffinFox: i... i'm not evil...
(21:10:55) (Creme): But you didn't hear it from me.
(21:11:22) LaffinFox: i'm fucked up, insane, borderline psychotic, etc etc et continuum...
(21:11:31) LaffinFox: but i'm not evil
(21:12:27) Kiruru: Sil, I'm YOUR bitch, I'm not A bitch.
(21:12:51) (Radar_Storm) yawns.
(21:13:38) (Creme): You're my bitch? C:
(21:14:06) LaffinFox: sili... how come I'M never your bitch?
(21:14:20) (Creme): You aren't around often enough, I guess.
(21:14:24) Cheeky_Stoat: *Groans as rings are flung everywhere.*
(21:14:37) (Creme): Can't get it back in?
(21:14:39) Cheeky_Stoat: Oh look, it LaffinGayFox.
(21:14:42) Cheeky_Stoat: it's*
(21:15:16) LaffinFox: oh look its *stabs cheeky in the face*
(21:15:17) (Creme): FINALLY. I've been trying to find this fucking cave for forever. >.<
(21:15:36) Kiruru: Yes, Sil. I'm your bitch. I've been you bitch for a while >.>
(21:15:47) Cheeky_Stoat: *Dodges 'cause it's just text then laughs at him.*
(21:15:49) Cheeky_Stoat: Fail.
(21:15:50) LaffinFox: DON'T CALL ME GAY MOTHERFUCKER
(21:15:51) (Creme): I know. I like hearing you say it. <3
(21:16:29) Kiruru: So HomoMcPhobic >.>
(21:16:35) LaffinFox: Ajeez, why does everyone want me to be gay?
(21:16:46) Kiruru: Also... I know you like hearin' it, that's why I say it <3
(21:16:54) Kiruru: Cause, you're a furry.
(21:16:57) Cheeky_Stoat: What Kiru said. ^
(21:17:02) LaffinFox: even chicks irl are starting to want me to be gay
(21:17:06) Kiruru: Same thing happened to me 4 years ago.
(21:17:11) LaffinFox: i mean... wtf
(21:17:26) Cheeky_Stoat: Probably because they want you to stop talking to them.
(21:17:56) Kiruru: Everyone and their grandma wants you to take dick up the ass. Though, there's a difference in us, Laffin. I'm secure in my sexuallity C:
(21:17:58) LaffinFox: no... well, it may be because that one chick has a fetish for gay dudes
(21:18:06) (Creme): Why does everyone have to be so hostile? >.<
(21:18:25) Cheeky_Stoat: That's probably just what she told you so you wouldn't feel bad, GayFox.
(21:18:27) (Izel_Zeltzin): Kiruru is homosexual? o.o
(21:18:38) (Creme): Kiruru is my bitch.
(21:18:46) FW_Command: (Izel_Zeltzin) is now known as Rosette_Contrail.
(21:18:47) Kiruru: I'm Sil's bitch *nods*
(21:18:53) (Creme): But he wasn't interested in my tits... so... maybe he is gay...
(21:19:08) Kiruru: I was interested in your tits e.e
(21:19:10) LaffinFox: i'm interested in your tits
(21:19:22) Rosette_Contrail: I should make a tit character.
(21:19:43) Cheeky_Stoat: Keep telling yourself that, GayFox.
(21:19:51) LaffinFox: ohai rose
(21:20:03) LaffinFox: fuck off fag
(21:20:06) Herra: Just a breast withe apendages ?
(21:20:09) Kiruru: but you know I love you ass more X3
(21:20:21) Rosette_Contrail: It'll be a male tit.
(21:20:41) Herra: An ass with appendages , pleanty of those already .
(21:20:50) Cheeky_Stoat: I am a fag and I am proud of it.
(21:20:53) Cheeky_Stoat: <3
(21:21:04) Rosette_Contrail: Tit as in bird, you homosexuals.
(21:21:08) Kiruru: Ummm... Laffin?
(21:21:16) Herra: Oh , constantly stiff nipple then ...
(21:21:26) Kiruru: Shut up, you Queermosexal.
(21:21:37) Cheeky_Stoat: I'll gladly stick a ten foot pole up your ass if you're ever in need, GayFox.
(21:21:43) LaffinFox: i'm proud of being straight... why are YOU so pissy about it?
(21:21:55) (Creme): This is so pathetic...
(21:21:57) FW_Command: (Creme) logs out of the Chat.
(21:22:02) Cheeky_Stoat: I think you're the only pissy one.
(21:22:03) Herra: Aw , rose , you ruined my mental image of that .
(21:22:05) Kiruru: No... One seems to be mad about it, cetp you, Laffin >.>
(21:22:25) Rosette_Contrail: Stoat has a ten foot cock?
(21:22:26) LaffinFox: mad? no... i'm just half asleep
(21:22:26) Rosette_Contrail: Woah.
(21:22:34) Cheeky_Stoat: You should make a homosexual tit just to fuck with people, Rose.
(21:22:47) Kiruru: In short
(21:22:59) Rosette_Contrail: That was my intention, stoat. I wanted to wait for Laffin to say he really loves tits, so I can prove how gay he is.
(21:23:16) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(21:23:26) Cheeky_Stoat: *Bursts out laughing.* That's awesome.
(21:23:38) LaffinFox: i missed something, didn't i...
(21:23:49) Kiruru: I'm just waitin' for him to stop fightin' it and come out the closet already. There's cookies out here.
(21:23:55) Cheeky_Stoat: *Wipes away a tear.* I'm so proud of you guys. Except GayFox, not proud of him yet.
(21:24:28) Herra: I would never want to be gay , I'm so glad I was born lesbian .
(21:24:28) LaffinFox: i was never in the closet... y'all just need to come to terms with my heterosexuality
(21:24:32) Rosette_Contrail: The SS Good Humor setting sail for Port Jab in the province of Hard Time.
(21:24:36) Cheeky_Stoat: Suddenly wants brownies...really badly.
(21:24:55) Rosette_Contrail: I recall Fatchaos also missed said boat when we ribbed him about his radioactivity.
(21:24:59) FW_Command: KristineGreylight logs into the Chat.
(21:25:33) Cheeky_Stoat: See, GayFox, we have no issues with whatever your sexuality is. We have issues with how homophobic you are and then we just laugh at you.
(21:25:34) Kiruru: You should try San Fran, Cheeky. They pack their brownies with so much fudge, then even get a few nuts in there too.
(21:25:42) Cheeky_Stoat: My favourite part is the laughing part.
(21:25:52) Cheeky_Stoat: I do not like nuts or fudge.
(21:26:10) Cheeky_Stoat: *Gets the innuendo but the part about the nuts and fudge is true.*
(21:26:28) Kiruru: was 'bout to say... Swoooooooooooosh x3
(21:26:40) LaffinFox: i take offense to being called gayfox, because i'm not gay
(21:26:43) Rosette_Contrail: Kiruru is a well packed brownie.
(21:28:12) Kiruru: You face is a well packed brownie
(21:28:24) Rosette_Contrail: But... wait, lemme get this straight...
(21:28:30) Rosette_Contrail: Once you stop liking guys I mean;
(21:28:42) Herra: *Appaudes *
(21:28:52) Cheeky_Stoat: Well done, Rose.
(21:29:15) Rosette_Contrail: You are "Laffin"fox, which means you are happy about something. Gay means happy. Gayfox is sort of happyfox, which is laffinfox. So you're saying you're not Laffinfox? Imposter!
(21:29:38) FW_Command: Luc logs into the Chat.
(21:29:49) Luc: huuuuggggsss
(21:30:04) Herra: *realized how lucky I am to have an unimaginative name .*
(21:30:07) LaffinFox: ......................I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
(21:30:21) Fawkes_Werefox: X3 I love reading the chat logs when I come back from being AFK x3
(21:30:31) Herra: Luc...
(21:30:36) Luc: ?
(21:30:40) Luc: all i want is a hug
(21:31:00) Herra: Are you good luc ...or bad Luc ?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Man Cream](22:00:11) Silieth: I like coffee ice cream. I will kill millions for just a spoonful of that delicious concoction.
(22:00:35) Meloette: I mix dairy with friggin' alcohol all the time.
(22:00:39) (Elise_White) EATS ALL THE ICE CREAMS!
(22:00:40) (Sketch): Coffee ice cream?!
(22:00:54) (Sketch) has a boner that pokes the moon out of orbit.
(22:01:00) Rosette_Contrail: Might just be milk then. I know for a fact drinking milk after liquor causes you to spit up chunks.
(22:01:05) Fen: =D *walks around dropping pokedots on your picnics*
(22:01:09) Silieth: It's pretty much the most delicious thing I've ever eaten after cum.
(22:01:13) Meloette goes back to making out with her girls.
(22:01:15) Fen: *pokadots
(22:01:17) Meloette then bunny-fies.
(22:01:18) Fen: Damn you japan.
(22:01:20) FW_Command: Meloette is now known as (Delilah).
(22:01:26) LaffinFox: ALL THE ICECREAM
(22:01:35) LaffinFox: o.o
(22:01:40) Rosette_Contrail: So Sili, would cum flavored ice cream be the most delicious thing?
(22:01:42) (Sketch) thinks Fen means Polkadots.
(22:01:47) LaffinFox: when did sili get here?
(22:01:59) Fen: Depends. Are the males fed meat or fruits rose?
(22:02:00) Rosette_Contrail: Made with 100 percent all natural man milk. Grade A.
(22:02:08) LaffinFox: ...
(22:02:14) Rosette_Contrail: I'd go with fruits.
(22:02:21) Silieth: I've had it Rose. It has potential, but what I had wasn't the best.
(22:02:27) LaffinFox pouncehugs sili
(22:02:28) Fen: Then I'd think anyone with a sweet tooth would enjoy it.
(22:02:29) (Elise_White): Dang Sili, sounds hot.
(22:02:34) Rosette_Contrail: Every guy has their own flavor.
(22:02:36) Silieth: I read polkadots too, Sketchy. xD
(22:02:42) Fen: Cream flavored ice cream.
(22:03:07) LaffinFox: sili... WHY YOU BE SO KINKY!? <3
(22:03:09) (Elise_White): Wait what, you actually TRIED cum flavored ice cream, Sili?
(22:03:13) Rosette_Contrail: Maaaan. I am too sober right now.
(22:03:25) (Delilah): LOL
(22:03:27) Fen: Oh those polkadots are so hot silieth.
(22:03:39) Fen: Your...your like the clown I've always dreamed of.
(22:03:43) Rosette_Contrail: I need to get drunk and flash people.
(22:03:49) Fen: honk...honk...honk
(22:03:56) Silieth: The coldness actually does strange things to the cum.
(22:04:06) Silieth: I've also had froze cum-cubes, such as ice cubes.
(22:04:33) Silieth: They are awesome until they start to melt. The in between texture isn't as pleasant as one would hope.
(22:04:44) Silieth: frozen*
(22:04:45) (Elise_White): O-o
(22:04:47) LaffinFox: ...sili
(22:04:50) (Elise_White): Where'd you get the cum?
(22:05:05) Rosette_Contrail: So... have you taken a cum bath yet?
(22:05:10) Silieth: ...a pair of balls, where cum is produced.
(22:05:21) Silieth: Not enough, Rose~
(22:05:23) LaffinFox: how in the fuck can ONE person be as unbelievably kinky as you?
(22:05:24) (Elise_White): I mean, where'd you get so much xD
(22:05:33) LaffinFox: i mean seriously
(22:05:37) Silieth: Ot
(22:05:40) Silieth: Oh wow.
(22:05:52) Silieth: Anyway, it's not like you need A LOT.
(22:06:11) (Elise_White): You just dilute it in water? o.o
(22:06:25) Fen: Quit reading my drunken mind Elise.
(22:06:26) (Elise_White): Also...
(22:06:33) Silieth: I mean, one orgasm should make about a cube, albeit on the small side. I think he made two or three over the course of the day.
(22:06:46) (Elise_White): How do you make ice cream out of cum?
(22:07:17) Silieth: Well it was.... more like the topping to the ice cream. Although it eventually became mixed in.
(22:07:31) (Elise_White): Aaaah I see.
(22:07:37) Silieth: Mhm.
(22:07:38) (Sketch): Whip it, like whipped cream. Air increases volume. Then, freeze that shit.
(22:08:06) Fen: Julia Child's had a recipe for that I believe.
(22:08:16) (Elise_White): Dang Sili, y u so kinky.
(22:08:55) LaffinFox: Silieth, does your ungodly kinkiness have no end?
(22:08:59) Rosette_Contrail: You should mix it with alcohol. Make a Bailey's Irish Cum.
(22:09:22) (Elise_White): Lol Rose.
(22:09:44) (Sketch): ...
(22:09:57) (Sketch): ... Bailey would have fun making that, Roseburd. X3
(22:10:50) Silieth: That actually sounds delicious... Must find cum.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Naughty Morgan](00:11:32) (Elise_White): o_o
(00:11:34) FW_Command: (Elise_White) is now known as (Morgan).
(00:11:38) (Morgan) whips out Gryphoncock
(00:12:38) Rosette_Contrail: *...Male or herm Gryphoncock?*
(00:12:40) FW_Command: Silieth logs into the Chat.
(00:12:51) (Morgan): Male.
(00:12:54) (Morgan): Actually.
(00:12:56) (Morgan): Gendershifter :4
(00:12:58) (Morgan): :3
(00:13:09) Rosette_Contrail: Oh. Can be herm though in that case.
(00:13:25) Rosette_Contrail: Morgan seemed like a feminine name though, thought he was a herm. x7
(00:13:33) (Morgan): Bleh herms.
(00:13:36) (Morgan): I dun leik herms
(00:13:46) Rosette_Contrail: Oi, I liek herms. <3
(00:13:47) (Morgan): And Morgan doesn't control the gender shifts
(00:13:59) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, Morgan sounds like my bat Pierce.
(00:14:11) (Morgan): Morgan is fully Feral gryphon x3
(00:14:18) Rosette_Contrail: Who also can't control gender shifts, is a gender experiment. Very Androgynous.
(00:14:50) Torch suddenly has tits. "GODDAMMIT ROSEBURD!"
(00:14:56) (Morgan): Morgan isn't androgynous, although both male and female shapes have a very clear mental and physical difference.
(00:15:04) Torch is now titless again. X_x
(00:15:05) (Morgan): Also.
(00:15:08) (Morgan): All sorts of tidbits about gryphons I need to remember while typing the profile.
I deducted and made up most of'em

1: Very high number of males for comparatively few females.
2: Heavy sperm competition
3: Evolved a very thick, very potent semen to favor impregnation and hope to prevent removal by opposing males.
4: Evolved very large and very efficient testes with a very high rate of spermatogenesis (in layman's term: Cum production rate)
5: Evolved various countermeasures to prevent opposing males from impregnating a female, physical and chemical. (Cock shape)
6: Gryphons live in a clan-like structure. The average gryphon clan counts roughly a hundred members, among which the female to male ratio varies between 1:5 to 1:15
7: Female gryphons naturally promiscuous, especially during mating season. Most gryphon clans promote such behaviour.
8: A lot of male gryphons have been known to mate with females of other species, for various reasons.
9: In most clans, only the clan leader, the strongest gryphon in the clan, has a wife. A guaranteed mother for his cubs with every season.
10: During mating season, it's free for all for the females! All the females of a clan leave the day prior, and the day after, the hunt is on! Every male has his own tactics when it comes to mating season! The only thing that's not tolerated is purposely killing another male.
11: Separated into two distinct breeds: Northern Gryphons (Golden Eagle-based) and Southern Gryphons (Bald Eagle-based).
(00:15:17) (Morgan): Bunch of random Gryphon tidbits I wrote!
(00:15:53) Rosette_Contrail: I like how seven of the facts are sexual,.
(00:16:04) (Morgan): Lol
(00:16:11) (Morgan): F-List.
(00:16:15) (Morgan): What do you expect?
(00:16:24) Rosette_Contrail: Four of which specifically point out the males assets. x7
(00:16:30) (Morgan): x3
(00:16:47) FW_Command: Meloette logs into the Chat.
(00:16:47) Rosette_Contrail: Horny burd.
(00:16:59) (Morgan): Yus
(00:17:01) FW_Command: (Laffin[scanning]) is now known as LaffinFox.
(00:17:11) Meloette: Rose! Horny, apparently.
(00:17:21) LaffinFox: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/nopenopenope/
(00:17:22) Rosette_Contrail: Melmel! ...Horny too?
(00:17:24) Rosette_Contrail: Oh dear.
(00:17:29) Meloette: Hehe
(00:17:40) Meloette: No, just. Drunk. Whjich is like. Yeahm idonp't even know
(00:17:43) Meloette: I can't fucking type.
(00:17:52) Rosette_Contrail: Lul.
(00:18:04) Meloette humps Rose.
(00:18:06) (Morgan): o_o
(00:18:08) Rosette_Contrail: I'm not horny. Morgan is though.
(00:18:10) FW_Command: (Morgan) is now known as (Elise_White).
(00:18:15) (Elise_White): I am.
(00:18:15) Meloette: x 3
(00:18:17) Rosette_Contrail: ._. *Feels rape coming on.*
(00:18:18) Meloette: Hehehehe
(00:18:21) (Elise_White): But I'm going to go sleep soon
(00:18:23) LaffinFox: here's the pencilwork i spent... an hour? on...
(00:18:30) Meloette: Eliiiise. <3
(00:19:02) (Elise_White): Melmel <3
(00:19:17) Rosette_Contrail: Rose. <3
(00:19:19) Meloette: What does Elise look like, m'dear?
(00:19:24) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(00:19:28) (Elise_White): Hey, you want to know the kink on Morgan's profile that gets him the most attention?
(00:19:40) (Elise_White): I gave Roseburd a description earlier x3
(00:19:45) Rosette_Contrail: That is what?
(00:19:54) Meloette: Wanna rose, Rose? I wasn't hear.
(00:20:01) Rosette_Contrail: I haz to draw her. I'm half tempted to just go fully nude cuz Elise is being nawty.
(00:20:06) (Elise_White): Lol
(00:20:11) Meloette: Ooooh~
(00:20:27) (Elise_White): There you goez, Melling mel.
(00:21:08) Rosette_Contrail: *Confus at what Mel said.* Want... rose? Huh?
(00:21:17) Meloette: LOLOL.
(00:21:17) Rosette_Contrail: What kink gets Morgan the most attention?
(00:21:22) Meloette: Too drunk. Shhh.
(00:21:24) Meloette: And thank you, Elise.
(00:21:28) (Elise_White): http://www.f-list.net/c/morgan_/
(00:21:34) (Elise_White): First kink in the "Yes" list.
(00:22:03) Meloette: <33
(00:22:06) Rosette_Contrail: Those masochists.
(00:22:21) (Elise_White): Yep.
(00:22:51) Rosette_Contrail: I find it funny the fave includes both Fellatio receiving, and specifically points out Blowjobs.
(00:22:54) LaffinFox: oh, sili's back
(00:23:01) Rosette_Contrail: Redundant emphasis, yay.
(00:23:20) (Elise_White): Can't put enough emphasis on it, Roseburd.
(00:23:34) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(00:24:16) (Elise_White): Gryphon females can't really give'em, can't they? <w<
(00:24:50) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, I looked at Silieth's F-list. I'm surprised she doesn't have a custom fave: Cum/Semen, with the description "Nnnnnngh."
(00:24:59) (Elise_White): Lol
(00:25:03) LaffinFox: lol
(00:25:05) (Elise_White): She has an F-Listz?
(00:25:15) Rosette_Contrail: *Is a burd and can give blowjobs easy.* >.>
(00:25:20) Rosette_Contrail: Yus, search her name.
(00:25:31) (Elise_White): You're not a gryphon, Roseburd x3
(00:25:53) LaffinFox: http://www.f-list.net/c/nobodycares/ even i have an f-list
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Burd Technicalities](16:16:20) Sthemio: -Caresses Rose's tits on his way past her.-
(16:16:21) Sthemio: Hey.
(16:17:28) Rosette_Contrail: *Assumes Sthem is just collecting data for his hive mind or something. Yes... data.* >.>
(16:18:21) Sthemio: I'm not attached to the hive mind. It's just tits is all.
(16:18:38) Rosette_Contrail: But I'm a robin not a tit...
(16:19:11) Nester_Delgado: ROFL Awesome Rose
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Battery Baut](19:54:32) Jinxy: I wish I could have a day off... but it's Spring Break so... x3
(19:54:41) Nester_Delgado: WHoo!
(19:54:47) Jinxy: Red berry
(19:54:50) Jinxy: not Wild berry. x3
(19:54:54) Nester_Delgado: Weed and booze = Naked time!
(19:54:55) Jinxy: Just looked at the bottle.
(19:55:27) Rosette_Contrail: *Imagines Jinxbaut flashing people.* ...
(19:55:33) Jinxy: ...
(19:55:35) Nester_Delgado: Seriously, does that happen to anyone else? Whenever I do both I get really fucked up with this weird urge to get naked.
(19:55:37) Rosette_Contrail: Jinxbaut must be a really good camera on Spring Break.
(19:55:38) FW_Command: Jinxy is now known as (JNX/A-07).
(19:55:41) (JNX/A-07) flashes Rose~
(19:55:47) Rosette_Contrail: *Is blinded.*
(19:55:48) FW_Command: (JNX/A-07) is now known as (JNX07-5/F).
(19:55:50) Rosette_Contrail: D:
(19:55:52) (JNX07-5/F): xD
(19:55:56) (JNX07-5/F): Oh come on they're just batteries
(19:56:04) (JNX07-5/F): They look like the boobs on dragons... just fuzzier >_>
(19:56:21) Rosette_Contrail: *Thought the baut just flashed a light at her.*
(19:56:27) (JNX07-5/F): Nope o:
(19:56:32) (JNX07-5/F): It's spring break, Rose.
(19:56:35) Rosette_Contrail: Oh.
(19:56:36) (JNX07-5/F): Why would I flash a light?
(19:56:44) (JNX07-5/F): xD
(19:57:03) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, if they are batteries... would the nipples look like the contacts on a car battery? And if you attached a car battery through gator clips...
(19:57:11) Nester_Delgado: lol
(19:57:16) Rosette_Contrail: That sounds like a really kinky way of charging the baut.
(19:57:25) (JNX07-5/F): Nooo nipples. xD
(19:57:48) Nester_Delgado: There's ways to fix that I suppose.
(19:58:17) Nester_Delgado: Nipple shaped refrigerator magnets?
(19:58:35) Rosette_Contrail: Baut should have nipples. :C They look nice and aren't as naughty as genitals, plus they can have a purpose... battery charging. <3
(19:58:40) Nester_Delgado: Put them on the freezer door to keep them always erect
(19:59:01) Rosette_Contrail: I think you're on to a product, Nester.
(19:59:03) (JNX07-5/F): ._. oh god what
(19:59:16) Rosette_Contrail: Market that shiz. Nipple magnets, that get erect when placed on the freezer.
(19:59:44) Nester_Delgado: I could sell them in Skymall catalogs.
(20:02:14) Rosette_Contrail: *Ear noms the baut.* Come-on, boobie batteries with contact nipples would be fitting! I mean, think about it. D batteries are larger than AA batteries, so you could have Double-Duracells. <3
(20:02:33) (JNX07-5/F): .____________________.
(20:02:34) (JNX07-5/F): but... but...
(20:02:37) (JNX07-5/F): I don't want nipples >_>
(20:02:46) Jack_Rabbit: It has nothing to do with reproduction and nurturing young. This is a furry place. If it has not a dick, it must at least have tits.
(20:02:49) Rosette_Contrail: Oh I crack myself up. I'm gonna draw a pinup Baut with Double-Duracells now.
(20:02:57) Jack_Rabbit: ...and then a dick.
(20:03:01) Jack_Rabbit: ...
(20:03:08) Jack_Rabbit: ...and then some more tits.
(20:03:16) Rosette_Contrail: Three rows of tits?
(20:03:37) Jack_Rabbit: If you have the time and space.
(20:03:39) Nester_Delgado: I think I saw that written in the FW charter Jack. "If it has not a dick, it must at least have tits."
(20:03:53) Jack_Rabbit: The aim is to be able to give yourself a boob-job.
(20:03:57) (JNX07-5/F): ._______.
(20:04:00) (JNX07-5/F): ;-;
(20:04:02) FW_Command: Mikkaddo logs into the Chat.
(20:04:08) Nester_Delgado: Hey Mikk
(20:04:18) Rosette_Contrail: *Harvests baut tears to use as high performance lubrication.*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Breaking the Ice](20:06:21) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(20:06:29) Rosette_Contrail: Slof.
(20:06:33) Mikkaddo: hey thar Mr. Fentastic
(20:06:44) Cheeky_Stoat: *Returns from dinner.* No guns but I'll probably buy a bow, not make one myself.
(20:06:46) Fen: Suuuuup!
(20:07:26) Cheeky_Stoat: And I'm definitely not getting a metal detector.
(20:08:15) Fen: Not sure if I can jump into this conversation cheeky, but I'll try. *coughs and clears throat* Indeed.
(20:08:29) Rosette_Contrail: And Fen cannonballs and drains the pool.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Naughty Baut](18:23:35) Rosette_Contrail: So hot... making me even more fatigued. x.x *Flops against a baut, offering squeezes.* Jinxxx, do somethin kinky so I'll stop focusing on passing out...
(18:26:14) (JNX/A-07): O_o
(18:26:15) (JNX/A-07): Um...
(18:26:18) (JNX/A-07): Uh... :C
(18:26:27) (JNX/A-07) draws smiley faces on Rose's boobs o_o
(18:27:20) Rosette_Contrail: *Sighs. Ties a random cable into kinks, before looping it around neck and offering a nose nuzzle.* You coulda just kinked up a wire if you wanted to be silly, silly. <3
(18:27:49) Rosette_Contrail: Besides, if I wanted smexbaut I'd draw Double-Duracell baut. x7 I'm half tempted to just for the novelty of it.
(18:29:03) (JNX/A-07): X3 I... don't really know how to be kinky... And I'll only kink cables and wires if I know they won't be permanently fucked up~
(18:30:25) Rosette_Contrail: Heh, twas a joke. *Ear nips again.* I know you is not naughty. So no need to justify it. x7
(18:30:42) (JNX/A-07): >3> Wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll....
(18:31:11) (JNX/A-07) whispers into Rose's ear... "I go 5mph~7mph over the speed limit all the time..." >3>
(18:31:32) Rosette_Contrail: I think that's perfectly fine. Ten over is considered too much.
(18:31:35) Luc: ji
(18:31:40) Luc: that just made my week
(18:34:37) (JNX/A-07): D:
(18:34:45) (JNX/A-07): Hmm...
(18:35:12) Rosette_Contrail: I bet you stayed up past your bedtime. That's nawty.
(18:35:59) (JNX/A-07): >3> Hehehe~
(18:36:06) (JNX/A-07): I'm a bad, bad baut~
(18:36:14) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(18:37:03) Fen: I have jinxy's download history. Ji is a very bad baut.
(18:37:14) Rosette_Contrail: Tsk tsk naughty naughty. *Not as bad as robiness though. That constant Elizabeth Hurley like posh English accent makes her always seem naughty.*
(18:38:19) Fen: Naaaauuuughtyyyyy.
(18:38:20) (JNX/A-07): ;3
(18:38:24) (JNX/A-07): D:
(18:38:26) (JNX/A-07): Fen!
(18:38:39) (JNX/A-07): ;n; dun shave me
(18:39:02) Fen: *big droopy eyed grin*
(18:39:15) Rosette_Contrail: Jinxbaut is looking up some hardcore Autonography.
(18:39:31) Rosette_Contrail: Demolition derby rough car on car action.
(18:39:50) (JNX/A-07): X3
(18:39:55) (JNX/A-07): nahh I'm not that hardcore~
(18:39:59) Fen: She enjoys steampunk like gears slathered in grease.
(18:40:06) Rosette_Contrail: Professional Jet Sorties.
(18:40:11) Fen: Turning over...and over...and over.
(18:40:42) (JNX/A-07): *Skeet* x3 (http://i.imgur.com/l2PkIh.jpg)
(18:40:50) Rosette_Contrail: Diggin that piston action, pumping over and over with each intense explosion.
(18:42:07) Rosette_Contrail: See? I knew Jinx was into blowjobs. Look at that hot jet blowing action.
(18:42:20) Rosette_Contrail: Prolly gets off to welding torches. >.>
(18:42:25) (JNX/A-07): XD
(18:43:16) Rosette_Contrail: *Luffs on a baut.* Alright I'm done. <3
(18:43:38) (JNX/A-07): *Luffs on a burd. Totally smooches* X3
(18:44:47) Rosette_Contrail: *Cannot kiss, has no lips. But gladly licks and preens all over.* <3
(18:45:02) Fen: Rose made ji drip solder all over the floor. :/ That is a bitch to clean up.
(18:45:19) (JNX/A-07): xD Hehe.
(18:45:20) Silieth: Maximum comfy.
(18:45:43) Fen: A comfy so comfortable, only felines appreciate it.
(18:45:47) Rosette_Contrail: Baut drips molten solder? Aw man there goes all my fantasies of licking those contacts. I bet it'd give a sweet buzz too.
(18:46:42) Rosette_Contrail: Felines find everything comfy, maximum comfy is whatever book/paper/laptop/device/important item you're engrossed in.
(18:47:16) Rosette_Contrail: You could be working on a tiny spike pit model and they'd sprawl out on it like a fuzzy bed of nails performer.
(18:47:40) (JNX/A-07): I don't drip solder o:! I dun leak anywheeeere~
(18:48:11) Rosette_Contrail: Unfortunate. I'm good at plugging leaks. <3
(18:48:45) Luc: o.o
(18:48:51) Luc: *pulls out an oversized cork*
(18:49:00) Rosette_Contrail: Oh god not that soulless stare Luc. D:
(18:49:14) Luc: owo
(18:49:16) Luc: that better?
(18:49:38) Rosette_Contrail: Would it be "Walking into it" if I said the light blue combined with my white oxygen style made me misread that as "pulls out an oversized cock"?
(18:50:00) Fen: Its not a leak. Its an overheating preventive measure. :3
(18:50:28) Rosette_Contrail: And no, that's not better. You're a plushie, they all have soulless stares. D:
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Souless Plushie and Naughty Baut](18:53:52) (JNX/A-07): I guess I should go clean my room and masturbate now.
(18:54:53) Rosette_Contrail: ...Is that what you use all that oil for?!
(18:55:03) (JNX/A-07): Uh huh!
(18:55:12) Rosette_Contrail: Oh. Glad to be of service then.
(18:55:19) (JNX/A-07): <3
(18:55:23) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(18:55:44) (JNX/A-07): Actually, oil ish just yummies. <3
(18:55:59) Rosette_Contrail: Excuses.
(18:57:17) (JNX/A-07): Nope o3o
(18:57:27) (JNX/A-07): >3> How can I possibly masturbate?
(18:57:38) Rosette_Contrail: ...With a magnet?
(18:57:54) Rosette_Contrail: Or... uh... tesla coils?
(18:57:56) (JNX/A-07): o_o Then I'll start singing.
(18:58:15) Rosette_Contrail: About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a?
(18:58:21) Luc: ON TOP OF SPAGHEEEETTTIIIIII ALL COVERED IN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
(18:58:28) (JNX/A-07): X3
(18:59:31) Rosette_Contrail: Now I'm thinking of songs a Magnet baut can sing.
(18:59:56) Luc: (whispers) im too sexy for my shirt
(19:00:08) (JNX/A-07): Hey. Hey, Rose. Rose. >w> (http://imgur.com/gallery/LEwuw)
(19:00:34) Rosette_Contrail: Ooo, Reefer Man by Cab Calloway!
(19:01:12) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Luc) Oh God what are you doing geez louise you don't even have a shirt and that soulless gaze aaaaaaa-
(19:01:20) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Luc) ;-:
(19:01:23) Silieth: I am very unhappy with the Doctor making eyes at another woman. e_e
(19:01:26) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Luc) ...waaaaaah...
(19:01:28) Luc: *is scaring rose*
(19:01:38) Luc: (20:01:12) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers) Oh God what are you doing geez louise you don't even have a shirt and that soulless gaze aaaaaaa-
(20:01:20) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers) ;-:
(19:01:40) FW_Command: Box logs into the Chat.
(19:01:45) Luc: (20:01:12) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers) Oh God what are you doing geez louise you don't even have a shirt and that soulless gaze aaaaaaa-
(20:01:20) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers) ;-:
(19:01:57) Luc: 20:01:26) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers) ...waaaaaah...
(19:02:14) Rosette_Contrail: OH GOD HE'S MIMICKING ME HE'S LEARNING AAAAAAAAA-
(19:02:30) Rosette_Contrail: *Spazs out and dives under a couch.*
(19:02:44) (JNX/A-07): HE'S EATING HER... AND THEN... AND THEN HE'S GONNA EAT ME... OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
(19:03:16) FW_Command: Druscilla_Drakul logs into the Chat.
(19:03:16) Rosette_Contrail: Also, I bet that's what Jinxbaut looks like nekkid.
(19:03:29) Luc: *pulls out a book, sits down on a pillow and reads it*
(19:03:35) (JNX/A-07): o_o
(19:03:51) FW_Command: Druscilla_Drakul logs out of the Chat.
(19:03:53) (Elise_White): o_o
(19:04:40) Rosette_Contrail: o_o
(19:05:02) Luc: o_o
(19:05:51) (JNX/A-07): I actually have a picture of me naked. >3>
(19:05:57) Silieth: Jaaack. Make this girl go away.
(19:06:12) Rosette_Contrail: *Pillows the baut for breaking the stare combo.*
(19:06:44) (JNX/A-07): x3
(19:06:52) (JNX/A-07): bathbaut~
(19:07:11) Luc: oh you NAUGHTY NAUGHTY ji you
(19:08:13) FW_Command: Ookamisuke logs out of the Chat.
(19:09:36) Rosette_Contrail: Pft, Jinx isn't nawty. At least the baut eats it's oil.(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sex_comics/astroboy2.jpg)
(19:10:27) FW_Command: Jadi logs into the Chat.
(19:10:38) (JNX/A-07): oh good god what
(19:12:17) Rosette_Contrail: Yes, that's completely canon.
(19:12:34) Rosette_Contrail: Evening Glowbat.
(19:12:41) Jadi: Sup, ladies.
(19:13:07) Silieth: o n o
(19:13:45) (JNX/A-07): ...Sili, chu just made me almost die laughing.
(19:14:01) Jadi: Eh, kinda grouchy. Found an unauthorized edit of one of my commissions online.
(19:14:48) Fen: That means they like you.
(19:15:24) Rosette_Contrail: Typical. As I said before, considering how many edits and fan characters and recolors of Zig Zag there are that's the downfall of popularity. :/
(19:15:28) Jadi: Pfft, I like you, Fen. You don't see me trying to wear a sloth disguise. Although maybe...
(19:15:49) Rosette_Contrail: Bad bat, no skinning the Slof.
(19:15:52) Fen: Edit and taking credit for you mean?
(19:16:10) Jadi: http://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/dorpdorpdong_u18chan.jpg
(19:16:27) Jadi: Full blown recolour.
(19:16:53) Rosette_Contrail: Ugh. They made him a ginger.
(19:17:01) Jadi: No kidding!
(19:17:43) (JNX/A-07): Fen, dis u?(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530962_350886828286643_275561699152490_868546_1441129931_n.jpg)
(19:17:50) Rosette_Contrail: Didn't even bother with the fur either, just removed all the glowiness. Which pretty much made it twenty percent less sexy.
(19:18:14) Rosette_Contrail: Oh fuck you Jinxy.
(19:18:17) Rosette_Contrail: I just cackled.
(19:18:30) FW_Command: Box has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:18:44) (JNX/A-07): o3o Oh Rose!~ I didn't know you thought about me that way ;3
(19:18:49) Rosette_Contrail: "I'm gonn' beat that pussy up" just made it for me.
(19:18:52) Luc: nom
(19:19:10) Fen: No. But I know the guy.
(19:19:11) (Elise_White): Wait what.
(19:19:14) Rosette_Contrail: Probably because my overactive imagination visualized actual beating up, instead of sex.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Watersports](19:41:08) Silieth: I just tripped like six times trying to go upstairs to go pee.
(19:41:16) Luc: o.o
(19:41:35) (JNX/A-07): ._.
(19:41:40) (JNX/A-07): Suddenly, watersports fetish.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not Happy](20:17:26) Silieth: DSF:KS

L.
(20:17:33) Silieth: No happy face.
(20:17:37) Silieth: You do not belong there.
(20:17:41) Silieth: I am not happy.
(20:17:42) Bellatrix: LOL
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Fascinating Conversations](22:51:22) Kiruru didn't know Sil had a girlfriend. Jealous rage ensues.
(22:51:30) Silieth: Oh... that explains that "stigmata"
(22:51:42) Silieth: I don't. Technically. I think she might think she's my girlfriend...
(22:51:50) Luc: o.o
(22:52:00) FW_Command: Celi logs out of the Chat.
(22:52:11) Kiruru: e.0
(22:52:27) Silieth: o.o
(22:52:35) Jack_Rabbit: Stop licking her twat, and she might not get those crazy notions.
(22:52:46) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail enters the channel.
(22:52:48) Silieth: I haven't. In months.
(22:53:01) Jack_Rabbit: Which months?
(22:53:13) Kiruru raises his finger to say something, then goes e.e and puts it down.
(22:53:14) Silieth: Wat.
(22:53:27) Silieth: It's been... uh... at least six months.
(22:53:30) Rosette_Contrail: Ah the fascinating conversations I walk in on.
(22:55:19) Luc: *curls up*
(22:55:27) Silieth: Twat is such a disgusting word.
(22:55:30) Silieth: *Snuggles Luc.*
(22:55:46) Luc: i hate it when this happens
(22:55:52) Luc: <3s the snuggles*
(22:55:56) FW_Command: Box has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:56:02) Silieth: Luc hates when I snuggle him.
(22:56:45) Rosette_Contrail: I imagined Kiruru as The Black Mage when he did the little "e.0" thing. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/21/episode-675-clarifications/)
(22:57:40) Torch: XD
(22:57:59) Torch preens the Roseburd with a cardboard beak, for making him lulz.
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[spoiler=He Really Does](15:44:25) Natina: knox likes to sneak up behind people and....
(15:44:40) Knox: Go on....
(15:45:09) Fen: Tie small utensils to their shirt.
(15:45:16) Natina: put his mid range gun up their...
(15:45:18) Natina: FEN
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[spoiler=F-list Retards](21:21:28) Noémie: [22:14 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: A Vixen that doesn't do a lot of sex. :I[22:14 PM]Noemie Boulanger: Yeah, so?[22:14 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: So don't tease. :V[22:14 PM]Noemie Boulanger: I more often have more fun with my hand and my various fake cocks than I do with the RPs[22:15 PM]Noemie Boulanger: And I'll tease if I want to.[22:15 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Bleh I be searching for a real cock if I was you.[22:16 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Sucks for males cause jerking off gets old but the RP just gets us hard in our pants and no you can't tease![22:16 PM]Noemie Boulanger: Fuck you I'll tease if I want to.[22:16 PM]Noemie Boulanger: >:![22:16 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Don't act fucking black to me cunty~[22:17 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: You wish you can fuck my 8 inch cock but sadly I'm not where you live~[22:17 PM]Noemie Boulanger: LOL[22:17 PM]Noemie Boulanger: [icon]GTFO[/ icon][22:17 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Trololol suck my anthro balls bitch~[22:17 PM]Noemie Boulanger: You wish I would, loser.[22:17 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Hmm.. I'm the one with a girlfriend.[22:18 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Your the one with fake plastic shitty dicks.[22:18 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: I know sex and you don't cunt. [22:18 PM]Noemie Boulanger: I don't claim I do.[22:18 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Pff lies~[22:19 PM]Noemie Boulanger: Lies? About what, not having sex?[22:19 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Yeah[22:19 PM]Noemie Boulanger: You just contradicted yourself. What are you, retarded?[22:20 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: No that is your mother that failed to make you a failed abortion.[22:20 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Suck on these nuts cause you are ignored for a long long time~![22:20 PM]Dragoon the Dragon: Bye you vixen fuck~

The fuck just happened?
(21:22:15) Luc: wat
(21:22:18) Luc: just wat
(21:22:46) Noémie: I have no idea what just happened.
(21:23:18) KristineGreylight: .... typoical F-list is what it looks like to me *shrugs*
(21:23:21) (Vent_sloth): Ummm, blue balls to the worst degree.
(21:23:24) KristineGreylight: typical
(21:28:16) Luc: just... i kep reading it expecting it to make sense
(21:28:18) Luc: but it doesnt
(21:28:59) Natina: I think the herm bunny I had was worse
(21:29:05) Natina: never yiffed with it :p
(21:29:08) KristineGreylight: I know why its like that Noemie
(21:29:32) Noémie: Why so, Kristine?
(21:29:45) KristineGreylight: You teased him so well, that there was not enough blood in his brain and his 8 inches at the same time for him to be logical
(21:30:10) Luc: plus he was prob lieing about the 8 inch and the GF -w-
(21:30:25) KristineGreylight: or make much sense. My excuse is simply over worked and underpaid... *exhausted wolf*
(21:31:04) Noémie: I didn't even tease the guy!
(21:31:07) (Vent_sloth): *scritch scritches the exhausted wolf*
(21:31:14) (Vent_sloth): He figures this
(21:31:16) KristineGreylight: *was making a funny*
(21:31:31) Luc: *sits on fen* o.o
(21:31:41) KristineGreylight: *leans into the sloths hand*
(21:31:42) (Vent_sloth): 'Anthro vixen = slut'
(21:31:48) (Vent_sloth): *keeps scratching*
(21:31:56) (Vent_sloth): that is his reasoning.
(21:32:27) Luc: and because you didnt fill that steriotype
(21:32:30) Luc: he got angry
(21:32:43) Noémie: I suppose that makes some sense.
(21:32:50) Noémie: I mean, I never hid I was virgin irl? >_>
(21:33:05) (Vent_sloth): I hate to say it by he might just live in my state. *his state is notorious for idiots*
(21:33:55) Bellatrix: *chuckles*
(21:34:09) Luc: i could change that no... >w> sorry
(21:34:12) KristineGreylight: the honest answer is that the guy is a douchebag, and because you didn't just let him have his way he got stupid and fustrated
(21:34:21) (Vent_sloth): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg proof.
(21:34:28) Bellatrix: *what kris said*
(21:36:13) Noémie: I'll go with Kristine's.
(21:36:14) Noémie: Also...
(21:36:19) Noémie: The... What?
(21:36:24) Bellatrix: .....The.... fuck... fen..
(21:36:43) Noémie: And she's blonde too...
(21:36:47) Noémie: SO MANY STEREOTYPES
(21:38:18) Luc: ...
(21:38:21) Silieth: HARPDARP. Fail party.
(21:38:31) Natina: yup
(21:39:00) Natina: we could do dragon soul pug easier
(21:39:03) KristineGreylight: ................. there are no words for that fen
(21:39:13) Silieth: Just want a mount. :c
(21:39:19) Silieth: I have three chieves left on that raid.
(21:39:40) Bellatrix: This too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=related
(21:40:52) Natina: what ones
(21:41:14) (Vent_sloth): I live in that state. *shivers*
(21:41:24) Luc: *puts a blanket on fen*
(21:41:38) Silieth: Orb Whisperer, Full House, Portal Jockey.
(21:42:07) Silieth: I keep thinking I am Jack.
(21:42:54) (Vent_sloth): He's gotten into your head.
(21:43:05) Silieth: Sorta.
(21:43:10) Natina: change back
(21:43:19) (Apollo): *Floofs
(21:43:24) Luc: <3
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[spoiler=Hit that so Hard...](23:00:44) Jack_Rabbit: Yus.(http://fukung.net/v/33113/5dd841ea10e5147d11857c7ca0caa482.jpg)
(23:01:14) Mikkaddo: damn . . . just . . . damn
(23:01:34) Mikkaddo: enough to make a man's cock AND his bitch smacking hand go up both
(23:01:35) Kiruru: This is relevant to my my Hommina, Hommina, Hominna.
(23:02:30) KristineGreylight: Not a clue Mikk. I never watched past Zeta Gundam. But from all the histories and writings, Victory is supposed to be the darkest of the genre so far
(23:03:15) Mikkaddo: I really wouldn't know either Kris, I'll ask my friend Sean . . . he's seen all the series even Unicorn which apparently releases episodes once ever year or so . . . which I don't get >.>
(23:04:32) Rosette_Contrail: That image Jack.(http://fukung.net/v/13614/38b8fc498d7c7f00a9bef0b501ad9f0a.jpg)
(23:05:24) Mikkaddo: I'm saving that picture right now Rose cuz that is too great to pass up
(Picture first posted was sexy woman, second picture is Link pulling Master Sword out with caption: "I'd hit that so hard it'd take seven years to pull me out.")
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=BURDS](00:53:59) FW_Command: (Maricia) is now known as (Elisabeth_White).
(00:54:06) (Elisabeth_White) burds.
(00:54:22) FW_Command: Gadget is now known as (Bambi).
(00:54:26) Gadget: Bird?
(00:54:35) (Elisabeth_White): Yus.
(00:54:38) Rosette_Contrail: Burd.
(00:54:38) (Elisabeth_White): I'm a burd.
(00:54:41) (Elisabeth_White): Burd.
(00:54:42) FW_Command: Kiruru is now known as (Gryphon'ru).
(00:54:44) Gadget: burd!
(00:54:48) Rosette_Contrail: Burdburdburd.
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[spoiler=Screaming Meat Blobs](20:56:34) Rosette_Contrail: I'll prolly get L4D first though. Might play L4D2 more... I mean, sure the characters are pretty weak compared to L4D (Zoey > Rochelle. Everyone > Rochelle.), but... gore. Oh and melee weapons. Sweet.
(20:57:00) Felicia_Wolverinni: hmh katana
(20:57:29) Rosette_Contrail: Bleh, weeaboos ruined katanas for me. Machete. Or guitar. :7
(20:57:44) Sthemio: The Australian version has no gore. Undead fade away after a couple seconds.
(20:57:55) Felicia_Wolverinni: wtf
(20:58:00) Felicia_Wolverinni: I has a rat on me
(20:58:03) Felicia_Wolverinni: o.o
(20:58:09) Felicia_Wolverinni: walking on my neck
(20:58:15) Rosette_Contrail: That's lame. I think the German version is equally lame. But they added Counterstrike weapons to compensate for lameness.
(20:58:28) Sthemio: Because politicians went full retard, "DERP PERTUCT DA CHILDRENZ DEY IS DUM N MIGHT KILL PPLZ COZ IT ON VIDYA GAEMZ HURR DURR"
(20:58:59) Torch: Sthem. You just made me giggle. <3
(21:00:13) Rosette_Contrail: We prolly would have had something like that. Thankfully, Jack Tommygun or whatever his last name is goes beyond full retard into cloud cuckooland and is such a nutter we revoked his license to have a valid opinion.
(21:00:18) Sthemio: People keep trying to block our R18+ game rating thing. Which is fucking stupid.
>"WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE CROTCH SPAWNS!"
>"Okay, well I have a new rating which would make it illegal for persons to sell these games to individuals under the age of eighteen..."
>"NOPE BAN THE GAMES ALLTOGETHER THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE TO PROTECT THE SCREAMING LITTLE MEAT BLOBS."
(21:14:19) Sthemio: They're not in ANY danger from video games. At all. Period. Ever. Unless it's a Wii controller, but that's a separate issue.
(21:15:00) Torch: Or they're using the Kinect in an apartment with full-length windows.
(21:15:36) Sthemio: I'd argue that if they aren't aware of their surroundings and bad things happen, that's not the fault of video games.
(21:15:48) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah. The fucking Wii teaches kids to nunchuck their friends in the skull and give them concussions. We should ban it.
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[spoiler=Simbaaa](21:21:52) Sthemio: Fffffuck. I regret not owning a thimble.
(21:25:11) Bellatrix: I... am slightly out of the loop here.
(21:26:48) Sthemio: I'm sewing a button back onto a pair of my work pants, and I kept stabbing myself in the thumb.
(21:27:07) Bellatrix: awr. poor sthem and his booboo's
(21:27:38) Sthemio: I'll live. -Smears some glowing blood on Bella's forehead.- Simbaaa....
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[spoiler=The Value of Reproductive Organs](22:17:50) Silieth: Show me your ass, Jack.
(22:18:14) Jack_Rabbit: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(22:18:26) Celi: My ass
(22:18:29) Silieth: To bring me images of Jack's ass.
(22:18:33) Jack_Rabbit: Because fuck you!!! Bwahahaha!~
(22:18:45) Jack_Rabbit: There's my jackass.
(22:18:51) Silieth: Dick?
(22:19:15) Jack_Rabbit: Yes, sometimes.
(22:19:18) Silieth: ...See that's gonna end the same way.
(22:19:19) Celi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi3NRDfrc0
(22:19:22) Silieth: I mean.
(22:19:24) Jack_Rabbit: But I'm usually a nice guy.
(22:19:24) Silieth: I need a picture.
(22:19:33) Silieth: Of your reproductive organs.
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[spoiler=Enjoy!](23:35:55) Jack_Rabbit: Tomorrow doesn't feel like a Monday.
(23:36:04) Silieth: .................
(23:36:28) Fen: Fuckin time rabbits.
(23:36:44) Silieth: Can you fix that please?
(23:37:05) Bellatrix: mmmmmnnnnggg *groans and sprawwwwllssss* I.. should prolly sleep x.x Got that interview in the morning ><
(23:37:26) Jack_Rabbit: Sure. I'll just go whip up a flux capacitor.
(23:37:46) Silieth: Not at all what I am talking about.
(23:38:22) Jack_Rabbit: And what are http://fukung.net/v/13565/6892_b317.jpgyou talking about?
(23:38:28) Jack_Rabbit: ...
(23:38:31) Jack_Rabbit: the hell...
(23:38:34) Silieth: Yup.
(23:38:44) Silieth: I'm gonna let you bask in the glory of your fail while trying to be a dick to me.
(23:38:45) Jack_Rabbit: Hey! Random fucking link! Enjoy!
(23:38:48) Fen: *laughs a bit out loud*
(23:39:07) Bellatrix: LOL
(23:39:20) Bellatrix: I think it was nicely.. relevant ?
(23:39:28) Jack_Rabbit: I'm still trying to figure that one out.
(23:39:56) Jack_Rabbit: Now, what are wanting fixing?
(23:40:09) Silieth: Only relevant if he actually knew what I was talking about. And it appears he doesn't.
(23:40:12) Silieth: You are Celi right now.
(23:40:14) FW_Command: Caramel_Corn has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:40:24) FW_Command: Pilot logs out of the Chat.
(23:40:25) Jack_Rabbit: Oh, is that all.
(23:40:32) Jack_Rabbit: There was too much green.
(23:40:37) Jack_Rabbit: I'm adaptable.
(23:40:59) Bellatrix: Hah. http://fukung.net/v/12813/a427bb78de298457c4de7a4fd1621ed4.jpg
(23:41:17) Silieth: I don't like it.
(23:41:38) Jack_Rabbit: See, when you say 'fix', that implies that there is a 'problem.' Please don't ask me to fix things that aren't broken, it only confusticates me.
(23:42:40) Silieth: [flirt]: Well see, I don't know what that word is. So it only confuses me.
(23:42:42) Silieth: ^See there.
(23:42:46) Silieth: Doing what I said.
(23:42:50) Silieth: I'm proud of myself.
(23:43:15) Jack_Rabbit: I'm proud of you too, you vicious little flirt you.
(23:43:29) Silieth:

(23:44:40) Silieth: I feel like vicious was meant to be an insult.
(23:44:42) Bellatrix: Jack. I hate you
(23:45:38) Jack_Rabbit: Wow. I get more girls that way.
(23:46:16) Silieth: What did you do to her?
(23:46:55) Bellatrix: His random link has me lowering my IQ on fukung x.x instead of sleeping. Also found this.. I feel.. much dumber now. http://fukung.net/v/36318/5ffe053ce33c70b1c63bbc10dc667b9e.png
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[spoiler=Communication Issues](23:53:50) Jack_Rabbit: That second one was good. The first one...
(23:53:54) Jack_Rabbit: *shudder*
(23:53:54) Silieth: I was freaking out. Amanda made fun of me.
(23:54:30) Jack_Rabbit: Oh, you have to tell me when you get to the weeping angels...
(23:54:40) Jack_Rabbit: *mwahahahahahaa....*
(23:54:53) Silieth: e_e
(23:55:12) Silieth: Am I going to have nightmares?
(23:55:22) Kiruru: and now.... Yawny Fais.
(23:56:10) Jack_Rabbit: Hell yes.
(23:56:13) Sthemio: Yes.
(23:56:20) Sthemio: You silly dreamers.
(23:56:32) KristineGreylight: don't blink
(23:56:45) Jack_Rabbit: Now now, don't spoil it.
(23:56:56) Bellatrix: night
(23:57:00) FW_Command: Bellatrix logs out of the Chat.
(23:57:00) Silieth: K, watching that one with you, so that you get to stay up all night with me.
(23:57:25) Jack_Rabbit: Okay. One of my favorites. Also one of my favorites comes before that one.
(23:57:59) Silieth: I don't know when I'm going to be able to come there though. :<
(23:58:10) Jack_Rabbit: Me neither.
(23:58:36) Silieth: Orly? I thought maybe you knew. Because, of the two of us, you are more likely to know.
(23:59:13) Sthemio: Mentlegen.
(23:59:45) Jack_Rabbit: When you're able to visit? How would I know that better than you?
(00:00:28) Silieth: /sarcasm
(00:00:36) Silieth: Fuckin' hell.
(00:00:48) Silieth: Can you be better at this after we spend a weekend together? Please?
(00:01:00) Jack_Rabbit: ...
(00:01:06) Jack_Rabbit: ...maybe...
(00:01:10) Silieth: *Flirting.*
(00:01:11) Silieth: ...
(00:01:15) Jack_Rabbit: ...or maybe not.
(00:01:18) Silieth: Skjsdkjg.
(00:01:42) Jack_Rabbit: Hey, you didn't give me the promised cue.
(00:02:19) Silieth: I forgot. Sue me.
(00:02:23) Silieth: I mean.
(00:02:30) Silieth: Instead of sue. I choose spank.
(00:02:38) Silieth: I don't want to be sued.
(00:02:48) Jack_Rabbit: That's good.
(00:02:49) Silieth: SDFJlksjdf. That is so far.
(00:02:52) Kiruru flopples somewhere, on something, at some point... Some.
(00:02:56) Silieth: You're green again. C:
(00:03:04) Jack_Rabbit: I get the feeling it would cost me more to sue you than I could get out of you.
(00:03:29) Silieth: Given I'm a college student living with her grandparents? Eeyup.
(00:04:04) Kiruru offs to WoW to kill time.
(00:04:04) Silieth: You wait a few years for me to be done with grad school, though. Then you'd be a rich man.
(00:04:33) Jack_Rabbit: I thought you said you were going to be a psychiatrist.
(00:04:47) Silieth: Psychologist.
(00:04:49) Silieth: Clinical.
(00:04:55) Silieth: I have to go to grad school.
(00:05:05) Silieth: I'm going to have my own clinic.
(00:05:16) Jack_Rabbit: Right. Psychiatrists get paid.
(00:05:39) Jack_Rabbit: Psychologists get retail jobs. I hope you have bigger plans.
(00:12:56) Silieth: Not naked and uninterrupted anyway.
(00:13:08) Silieth: ...Fucking.
(00:13:31) Jack_Rabbit: Naked uninterrupted fucking sounds like fun.
(00:13:50) Silieth: And ironically what I was talking about. Sort of.
(00:17:34) Silieth: Put my behind. Yes. That's exactly what I meant to say.
(00:17:52) Jack_Rabbit: where would you like me to put it?
(00:18:28) Silieth: In your lap would be nice. On your couch in front of Doctor Who works well too, though. Actually, I'd rather that one.
(00:18:55) Jack_Rabbit: Probably. I have microfiber couches.
(00:20:04) Silieth: Good to know.
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[spoiler=Brokamatoa](22:49:39) Bellatrix: My thumb just cracked. It sounded louder than thunder X3
(22:52:53) Fawkes_Werefox: KRACK A TOOOOAAAAAAAH!
(22:53:29) Bellatrix: lol
(22:53:41) Celi cracks his neck now that bella reminded him
(22:53:46) Celi: And it feels gooooood
(22:54:11) Bellatrix: lol
(22:54:30) Bellatrix: train of trolls http://fukung.net/v/34912/3bf4345d4f6acbcc7feae7ea526ea2eb.gif
(22:54:36) Bellatrix: They are coming for you celi
(22:55:16) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of Krakatoa, I wonder if the leader of the people who discovered the island named it after busting his foot on a volcanic boulder.
(22:55:38) Fawkes_Werefox: X3
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[spoiler=Far from it](23:05:17) Natina: *snuggles a rose*
(23:05:37) Rosette_Contrail: *Noms a Natina.* What's up?
(23:05:40) Natina: *noms her birdy parts*
(23:05:45) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(23:05:47) Rosette_Contrail: That's not up.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Marketing Genius](23:08:38) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): Roooooooooosse
(23:09:26) Rosette_Contrail: Jiiiiiiiiiinnx?
(23:09:55) Rosette_Contrail: As you can see, ten I's take up less space than ten O's.
(23:10:39) Rosette_Contrail: So Cheerio's can save money on production by renaming itself Cheerieyes.
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[spoiler=They go surprisingly fast in heels](23:09:56) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): o_o Are you still gonna draw me with nipples? X3
(23:11:12) Fen: Yes she is drawing you with big English tea saucer sized nipples.
(23:11:13) Rosette_Contrail: ...I thought you didn't want to be a busty double duracell baut. ._.
(23:11:45) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): D: Not character wise, but I am curious to see what I'd look like with 'em.
(23:12:14) Rosette_Contrail: Okej, I can do a baut with busty batteries. <3
(23:12:45) Rosette_Contrail: Maybe it could be a future model of Jinxbaut. x7 Something custom made.
(23:13:16) Rosette_Contrail: Like a car with body kit and a huge spoiler and neons. Mostly just for show, more style than function.
(23:15:23) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): X3
(23:15:31) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): I think I'd pick up the wrong kind of attention if I had that.
(23:16:00) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah. You'd have supermodels trying to race you.
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[spoiler=Misinterpretation](23:18:22) Cheeky_Stoat: Well. I did it.
(23:18:24) Cheeky_Stoat: >.<
(23:18:46) Cheeky_Stoat: Furries might show up for an otherwise "normal" canoe trip.
(23:18:47) Mikkaddo: sold the Canoe?
(23:18:58) Cheeky_Stoat: Fuck you and fuck that. ;P
(23:19:04) Mikkaddo: XD
(23:19:10) Rosette_Contrail: Forgot the paddle?
(23:19:22) Rosette_Contrail: The canoe paddle not the kinky spanking paddle because furries are totally normal yep.
(23:19:35) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(23:19:37) Cheeky_Stoat: My paddle's in storage but I need a new one.
(23:19:38) Rosette_Contrail: I insinuate nothing.
(23:19:42) Nester_Delgado: Fursuits in canoes? Damn, don't fall in. You'll never get the smell out
(23:19:59) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): did someone say spanking paddle?
(23:20:07) Cheeky_Stoat: The tip's getting cracked after five years of heavy use.
(23:20:16) Cheeky_Stoat: No fursuits...>.>
(23:20:26) Cheeky_Stoat: I'm not portaging it and I doubt they could either.
(23:20:37) Rosette_Contrail: I read what Cheeky said while still thinking about kinky paddles and now I feel bad.
(23:20:39) Nester_Delgado: lol, "did someone say spanking paddle?(00:20:07) Cheeky_Stoat: The tip's getting cracked after five years of heavy use."
(23:20:47) Rosette_Contrail: Thank you Nester.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=LGBTTI2ASQQ](23:21:42) Nester_Delgado: Oh, I meant to ask Cheeks. If G = Gay, why would Q = Queer? What would be the difference?
(23:21:55) Cheeky_Stoat: The whole things actually "LGBTTI2ASQQ" now.
(23:22:41) Nester_Delgado: I never got that. L and G both mean Homosexual, so why does gay only refer to men usually?
(23:22:54) Nester_Delgado: WTF is 2?
(23:23:03) Cheeky_Stoat: In just LGBTQ the Q is actually for Questioning but the second Q is for Queer and some people don't identify as gay/lesbian because they feel that they don't quite fit in what that crowd/stereotype so they prefer to use Q.
(23:23:10) Cheeky_Stoat: 2 is for Two spirited.
(23:23:19) Nester_Delgado: Huh?
(23:23:37) Nester_Delgado: Is that like "Hey, Go fuck yourself." "I just did"
(23:23:41) Mikkaddo: 2 is for bisexuals? XD
(23:23:46) Cheeky_Stoat: And Gay vs Lesbian is just for people who care about gender differences. I hear many lesbians call themselves gay.
(23:23:49) Nester_Delgado: B is for Bi Mikk
(23:23:55) Cheeky_Stoat: B is for Bisexual.
(23:24:03) Rosette_Contrail: I think Gay refers to men usually because women have their own unique homo term. So guys need Gay so we'll know you're talking about a homo male specifically.
(23:24:12) Mikkaddo: because gay is the slang term for homosexual . . . there's no reason to seperate out lesbians except for sexism . . .
(23:24:16) Nester_Delgado: That Gay Rose
(23:24:18) Natina: sillly birdy
(23:24:20) Nester_Delgado: That's gay
(23:24:33) Mikkaddo: so gay Nester
(23:24:37) Rosette_Contrail: Nigga you gay. [/Riley]
(23:24:48) Nester_Delgado: So...what's I and A?
(23:24:48) Cheeky_Stoat: 2 is for Two Spirited, which often refers to people who believe that they are two genders and will fluctuate the preference of the pronouns used throughout the day.
(23:25:03) Nester_Delgado: I mean S. A is probably Asexual
(23:25:27) Rosette_Contrail: S is prolly straight.
(23:25:35) Rosette_Contrail: Dunno about I.
(23:25:55) Mikkaddo: "Indescisive" XD
(23:26:07) Rosette_Contrail: Oh.
(23:26:09) Nester_Delgado: YOu hang out with some weird folks Cheeks. Must be a bitch getting all the invites in order. "Dear Sir, Sirs, Mam, Mams, Sir/Mam, It....."
(23:26:24) Rosette_Contrail: Dear People.
(23:26:27) Rosette_Contrail: Works for me.
(23:26:31) Nester_Delgado: Dear Reader
(23:26:41) Mikkaddo: "dear _____, "
(23:26:48) Nester_Delgado: Some might not consider themselves people
(23:26:48) Mikkaddo: let them write their own pronoun in XD
(23:26:52) Nester_Delgado: Just meat
(23:26:55) Rosette_Contrail: Deer.
(23:26:57) Rosette_Contrail: What?
(23:26:57) Nester_Delgado: Dear Meat
(23:27:00) Rosette_Contrail: OH GOD WE HIT A DEER.
(23:27:10) Rosette_Contrail: That's how that exchange would end in a car.
(23:27:24) Cheeky_Stoat: Oh, the S is a typo. My bad.
(23:27:34) Mikkaddo: XD
(23:27:36) Cheeky_Stoat: It's supposed to be 2S for two spirited.
(23:27:37) Nester_Delgado: lol
(23:27:45) Natina: O_O
(23:28:53) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): Whoa... I'm an android who's not even supposed to exist in this time period and what is this?
(23:29:20) Qaja: -blinks-
(23:29:31) Nester_Delgado: Damnit Jinx. You'll have to fix that Cheeks. LGBTTI2ASQQA
(23:29:36) Mikkaddo: Indecisive
(23:29:49) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): ._. wat.
(23:29:50) Rosette_Contrail: Magic, baut. *Readies a blackjack behind head.* I just need to hit you with some fairy dust.

(23:27:47) Nester_Delgado: So what's I?
(23:30:05) Cheeky_Stoat: Interested
(23:30:12) Nester_Delgado: In what?
(23:30:25) Cheeky_Stoat: In learning more?
(23:30:28) Nester_Delgado: I am, that's why I asked
(23:30:35) Mikkaddo: XD
(23:31:01) Cheeky_Stoat: I know I=Interested but I don't know exactly what that means.
(23:31:06) Rosette_Contrail: Also, Cheeky walked into that one.
(23:31:13) Cheeky_Stoat: I did.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Couldn't Resist](23:31:19) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): I need PlayGuitarBetter so I can play this without killing my left hand.
(23:31:56) Mikkaddo: switch to the right hand every once in a while Jinxy . . . it'll keep it from getting sore or smelling *nods*
(23:32:25) Rosette_Contrail: I had a friend offer the same suggestion about masturbation.
(23:32:29) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(23:32:32) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): I'm right handed and not ambidextrous. And Sophie is a right-handed electric. ._.
(23:32:43) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): ohhh
(23:32:50) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): You're talking about masturbation..
(23:32:52) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): ._.
(23:33:10) Rosette_Contrail: No, I'm just the type to corrupt good advice.
(23:34:05) (JNX/A-07[GTR]): x3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Eyyyyy-](01:16:50) Jinxy: *Cough*
(01:18:10) Rosette_Contrail: *Giefs the baut a lozenge.*
(01:19:57) Jinxy: o3o
(01:20:17) Jinxy: A Fonzenge?
(01:20:49) Rosette_Contrail: Eyyyyyyy.
(01:20:57) Rosette_Contrail: It's a cough drop.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Artistic Boredom](22:11:33) Rosette_Contrail: Well, my pencil is stuck in the ceiling, so I guess no more art for me.
(22:11:43) Noémie: O_o
(22:13:05) Noémie: Why is your pencil in the ceiling?
(22:13:40) Rosette_Contrail: I... threw it there?
(22:13:42) Rosette_Contrail: I was bored.
(22:13:52) Noémie: Lol
(22:14:59) Rosette_Contrail: I realized a bit too late I can't reach it. And I'm too lazy to go grab a footstool or something.
(22:15:26) Rain_Brightstripe: You could use me Rose. Afterall, I glow too. *Glows purple*
(22:15:30) Fawkes_Werefox: o.o
(22:15:58) Noémie: xD
(22:16:22) Rosette_Contrail: ...What's glowing have to do with art? *Confus.*
(22:16:40) Fen: Bird gets pencil stuck in ceiling. Doesn't fly up to get it.
(22:16:45) Rain_Brightstripe: You see, if you have nothing to art with, you could use me.
(22:16:51) Rain_Brightstripe: *Has glowing saliva*
(22:17:09) Fen: I'll get the muzzle and air pump then.
(22:17:23) Rosette_Contrail: Don't forget an empty gel pen.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=They have a great tone](22:25:46) Rosette_Contrail: I bet drummers are like, really relaxed. Because they always have something to beat on to get the stress out.
(22:26:03) Fen: *is a drummer with no drums*
(22:27:12) Rosette_Contrail: Pots and pans?
(22:28:31) Fen: Nah, we'd have no cooking wear and sticks don't last on pots and pans for long.
(22:28:41) Herra: *has drums , but is not much of a drummer*
(22:29:31) Herra: Water jugs work good as impromtu drums .
(22:29:59) Rosette_Contrail: You could use Bella's jugs.
(22:30:05) Rosette_Contrail: :7
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Capri is Fabulous](23:12:58) Bellatrix: HUNNAY!!!!
(23:13:13) Fen: Wat?
(23:13:28) Bellatrix: You suck Dl;
(23:13:30) Bellatrix: D;*
(23:14:11) Bellatrix: This is where you ask why >.>
(23:14:30) Rosette_Contrail: That's just inviting further chewing out.
(23:14:43) capricornmoon: ^ >..>
(23:14:59) Bellatrix: ... PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING I AM TRAPPING HIM T.T
(23:15:04) Bellatrix: I dont play games like that.
(23:15:31) Fen: Why?
(23:15:46) Bellatrix: You have me addicted to MESHUGGAH now x.x
(23:15:46) Fen: And I don't fall into traps, I solve them like McGyver.
(23:15:51) Fen: Good.
(23:16:00) Bellatrix: You.. solve them?
(23:16:10) Bellatrix: >.> Think you got me all figured out eh ;3
(23:16:25) Bellatrix: Also. Game tiem?
(23:16:35) Fen: No. I've just convinced you that I have.
(23:17:09) Fen: Define game time.
(23:18:02) Bellatrix: >.> No, you define game time <.< Cause if its some sort of literal strip poker I am in! But if its Killing Floor. Well we know that pales in comparison to nudity ;3
(23:18:15) Bellatrix: Well, your nudity ;3!
(23:19:11) Fen: You give my hairy ass to much cred.
(23:19:24) Bellatrix: Cause its fluffy ^^
(23:19:26) Bellatrix: And round
(23:19:37) Bellatrix: *wont go any further. Fear of blush*
(23:20:31) Rosette_Contrail: I bet it's also slow. Man, he prolly unintentionally teases just from how long it takes to remove a piece of clothing.
(23:20:33) Qaja: XD
(23:20:49) Fen: I move it as quickly as I can, and it kills her every time.
(23:21:03) Bellatrix: <////< Dick
(23:21:48) capricornmoon: where?
(23:21:56) Rosette_Contrail: I thought you liked his ass more.
(23:22:07) Bellatrix: They are both equally adored.
(23:22:15) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(23:23:39) Bellatrix: *gropes her sloth cause now she is in the mood* Why did I do this to myself x.x
(23:25:10) Fen: Because I help it along knowing full well what it does to you.
(23:25:25) Bellatrix: Ass >.>
(23:25:33) capricornmoon: where?
(23:25:38) capricornmoon looks
(23:25:47) GingerMarie pounces on a Capri!
(23:26:02) Rosette_Contrail: Capri stop being a giant fgt.
(23:26:15) capricornmoon neighs and bucks a bit o..o;
(23:26:15) Fen: You love it. :3
(23:26:27) GingerMarie: Can you blame the guy for likin' ass? I mean.. I like ass..
(23:26:37) GingerMarie: ASS ASS ASS. ._.; God, now that osng is stuck in my head.
(23:26:44) capricornmoon: Fine, rose, I'll be a little faggot instead.
(23:26:54) Rosette_Contrail: Booty butt booty butt booty butt-CHEEKS.
(23:26:57) capricornmoon neighs and giggles
(23:27:16) Fen: Better not be little, I don't like miniature ponies.
(23:27:30) capricornmoon does a 'dat ass' face
(23:27:32) capricornmoon: B:
(23:27:36) Rosette_Contrail: That's better. At the moment you were such a terror, destroying all those discount clothes shops and tacky furniture stores. OOO!
(23:27:43) Rosette_Contrail: o/'
(23:28:09) capricornmoon: talk to the hand rose~
(23:28:34) Noémie: o.o
(23:28:34) Rosette_Contrail: Sorry, I'd hate to steal your boyfriend.
(23:28:51) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(23:28:59) Noémie: Oh burn.
(23:29:22) capricornmoon: yeah I have no comeback for that. I concede defeat.
(23:29:32) Rosette_Contrail: Iluvu. <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Miss Tonka](23:45:32) (Lumber(Micro) slaps the shit out of Tonya.
(23:46:33) Rosette_Contrail: Is it bad that I thought of Tonka on hearing that name?
(23:46:47) GingerMarie: Bitch looked like a Tonka Truck. >_>
(23:47:04) Rosette_Contrail: Like, I'd be horrible if someone named Tonya happened to be overweight. I'd call them Tonka and get hated forever.
(23:47:23) Rosette_Contrail: I fucking loved those trucks.
(23:47:39) GingerMarie: No, no. She looked like a Tonka ran her over. >_>
(23:48:00) (Lumber(Micro): Yeah. She was a Taunka.
(23:48:32) Rosette_Contrail: So... if you were stuck in an arctic wasteland you could cut her open for warmth?
(23:48:43) Rosette_Contrail: o.o
(23:48:50) (Lumber(Micro): I don't want aids.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=An Easy Task](23:49:40) Bellatrix: Well damn. Guess I will go back to doing what huskies do.
(23:50:15) Rosette_Contrail: Being cute?
(23:50:22) Rosette_Contrail: Done and done. What now?
(23:50:31) Bellatrix: LOL
(23:50:39) Rosette_Contrail: <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Some Classic Pics](13:56:41) Rosette_Contrail: Aww. http://i.imgur.com/lcJvl.jpg
(13:57:25) Fen: Oh shit dracco you do have baby pictures.
(13:59:01) Rosette_Contrail: This bug is like "Aw HELL naw." http://i.imgur.com/8qzkc.gif
(13:59:41) Fen: "I gotcha now!" *flies away*
(13:59:42) Dracco_Knightblade: *Blinks* I have what now?
(13:59:55) Dracco_Knightblade: PFFFAAHAAHA!!! *just saw the picture Rose just posted*
(13:59:56) Fen: Frog: "Dah fuuq!!!"
(13:59:58) Dracco_Knightblade: Omg! its my future son!
(13:59:59) Dracco_Knightblade: XD
(14:00:06) Fen: :
(14:00:07) Fen: :3
(14:02:55) Rosette_Contrail: ...Oh god. http://i.imgur.com/rxWFi.jpg
(14:02:56) Fen: XD
(14:03:25) Fen: Tim Curry's vocal chords have finally found form outside of his body.
(14:03:28) Dracco_Knightblade: XD!!!
(Links may no longer work, sorry.)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I forgot how this started.](17:48:05) Dathek: ooooh fens all green now o.o
(17:48:17) Rosette_Contrail: He grew some moss.
(17:48:36) Dathek: Interadasting
(17:48:45) Dathek: Miss Contrail, have we met as of yet?
(17:48:56) Dathek: My memory be more foggy then me dogs cataracts
(17:49:15) Rosette_Contrail: Haha.
(17:49:36) Rosette_Contrail: You ask me? I'm sure I've beaten you in bad memory but I can't recall.
(17:50:00) Ookamisuke: Rosette Wins.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dragon Flu and Fabulous Runs](17:34:19) Cheeky_Stoat: Oh yeah, new strain of swine flu has been released to the public. XD
(17:35:48) Dissius: Mine started out with all the regular flu-symptoms and then suddenly my energy crashed and I got so weak and achy and all the cold symptoms at once for two days. Then it regressed to what resembled a regular cold.
(17:36:13) (Sick_Dracco): *Nods*
(17:37:17) Qaja pokes Sili and someone else at random.
(17:37:41) Dissius: Just be sure to get a pack of that Vitamin C pills as well as some vitamin D. Be sure to get out side for about five minutes or more so your body can take in the sunlight.
(17:37:53) Rosette_Contrail: Swine Flu was on the month of the pig... Bird Flu on the month of the bird. They need to release a new flu on the Month of the Dragon so we can all be like, fucking sweet dragons or something.
(17:37:57) Rosette_Contrail: DRAGON FLU.
(17:38:15) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(17:38:18) Dissius: My special attack would be SNOTTING.
(17:38:27) (Sick_Dracco): oh huzzah
(17:38:47) Cheeky_Stoat: They have nothing to do with months of what, they're related to the creature that transfered the virus.
(17:38:50) Dissius wild...Ill fox used...SNOTTING.
(17:38:51) Cheeky_Stoat: +r*
(17:39:12) Rosette_Contrail: I know Dyrik. x7 I just thought it was funny.
(17:39:39) Cheeky_Stoat: Your vagina's funny but I do my best not to laugh.
(17:40:03) Dissius: I highly doubt that since the slaughter of pigs followed the naming of the Swine Flu. officials demanded that it wasn't necessary as it was just named as such and had no relation...
(17:40:09) Rosette_Contrail: How would you know? Vagina's cause you to spontaneously combust from being a giant faggot.
(17:40:22) Rosette_Contrail: They're like holy water to your Vampire.
(17:40:29) Qaja snickers.
(17:41:18) Cheeky_Stoat: *Grins.* I still try not to laugh at it. XP
(17:42:57) Rosette_Contrail: It shouldn't be too hard for you, I'm sure if you saw it you'd flail and squeal in disgust and (run like a queer) away anyways. (http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Images/NothingRunsLikeAQueere.png)
(17:43:22) Cheeky_Stoat: That's me running alright.
(17:43:30) Rosette_Contrail: <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pizzaporn](22:25:50) Bellatrix: Why is pizza so expensive D;
(22:26:06) Mikkaddo: http://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/Main_Page
(22:26:10) Mikkaddo: because it's delicious like sex
(22:26:42) Rosette_Contrail: Using that. x7 That's where I got the info from.
(22:26:48) Mikkaddo: XD
(22:27:48) Rosette_Contrail: Though, I dunno. Might go with the name plus -sson thing, since I dunno if Nords do the other options like soldier, place or combination surnames.
(22:28:33) Mikkaddo: isn't there a bit of precedent for using the name of a Deity for the family name?
(22:28:39) Mikkaddo: or at least something similar to it
(22:29:27) Rosette_Contrail: Possibly.
(22:29:52) Bellatrix: fuck it
(22:29:54) Bellatrix: I want pizza
(22:30:38) Celi: Pizzazz
(22:30:43) Rosette_Contrail: Don't fuck the pizza though, even if it is delicious like sex it is not sex.
(22:30:55) Torch: Lawl.
(22:31:01) Torch: Pizza Pie Fucker. X3
(22:31:03) Celi: Haven't you watched dodgeball?
(22:31:10) Mikkaddo: I dunno man, that was a hell of a friday night Rose
(22:31:12) Celi: Pizza fucking is clearly what it's meant for
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not very innocent at all...](22:46:25) Jinxy: (whispers) Eh.. She's an 83 diesel. S'not like she's gonna be perfectly quiet <3
(22:46:32) Jinxy: (whispers) FUCK. Wrong person. xD
(22:46:36) Jinxy: (whispers) Sorry Rose <33
(22:46:43) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) Lul.
(22:47:20) Jinxy: (whispers) *Moans softly, arching its back towards the wall, looking back with a sexy look in its eyes* Nnh... H-harder...
(22:47:26) Jinxy: (whispers) DAMMITFUCKSHIT
(22:47:43) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) Ohlawdy is dat some kinkbaut.
(22:47:45) Jinxy: (whispers) >3> Okay that one was fake.
(22:47:50) Jinxy: (whispers) Hehehe X3
(22:50:46) Jinxy: (whispers) *wink* Or was iiiit~
(22:51:09) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) Saved to funny logs for posterity and future posting in the forums.
(22:51:22) Jinxy: (whispers) wait wat
(22:51:25) Jinxy: (whispers) NUUUU D:
(22:51:30) Jinxy: (whispers) I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT!
(22:52:35) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) Too late, you have been proven guilty. <3
(22:54:56) Jinxy: (whispers) D: NUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(22:55:07) Jinxy: (whispers) Oh well. X3 Everyone already knows I'm corrupted already.
(22:55:31) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) ...Also, now I'm curious as to who is taking an impact wrench to the baut...
(22:57:09) Jinxy: (whispers) X3 No oone~ I was curious to see your reaction o:
(22:58:03) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) Oh fuck you, now I have nothing scandalous to spread like wildfire and excuse me making drill noises around you again. >C
(22:58:37) Jinxy: (whispers) o: Fuck me? *Blush* Why Rose... I didn't think you liked me that way...
(22:58:50) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) YOU NEED TO BE KINKY AND MISWHISPER TO ME SO i CAN GO "HAHA BAUT IS DIRTY SEE THIS PROVES IT" wait-
(22:59:11) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) I don't need you to tell me if it's true or not. I'll just cut that out and spin it like the media.
(22:59:24) Jinxy: (whispers) XD
(22:59:32) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Jinxy) SPIN TO WIN BWAHAHA
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Vanilla flavored](13:13:10) Rosette_Contrail: Ahaha. I was trying to find an image of an absolutely devastated child with a melted and fallen ice cream cone for my "Melted ice cream makes me sad" comment that'll follow... instead I found this.(http://www.pixpow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/I-am-a-vanilla-ice-cream.jpg)
(13:13:46) Nester_Delgado: Awesome Rose
(13:14:07) Noémie: LOL
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Hannibaut](15:45:28) Jinxy: I fap when I'm slowly ripping the skin from muscle... <3
(15:45:50) Rosette_Contrail: Boy sure is looking "I'm not visiting Jinxy ever" in here.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=High Esteem](15:55:54) Rosette_Contrail: I dunno. I think I can play Conker on my 360, but recent updates might have nerfed that.
(15:56:42) Rosette_Contrail: Then again it just might be disc damage... for some reason no matter how carefully I put my games back in the box they still end up with rings of scratches all over them after a year or two. I think the inside of the box is lined with sandpaper or something...
(15:57:00) Fen: Ok, rebooting the computer. It finally finished all 55 of the drivers I was missing apparently.
(15:57:03) Rosette_Contrail: It's a conspiracy to get you to buy new copies if you want to play old games.
(15:57:17) Sabata_McCloud: I believe it.
(15:57:37) FW_Command: Fen logs out of the Chat.
(15:59:18) FW_Command: Dracco_Knightblade logs into the Chat.
(16:02:10) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(16:02:25) Jinxy: You. Missed. NOTHING D:
(16:02:41) Fen: Awww.
(16:02:43) Fen: Hey Dracco.
(16:02:45) Sabata_McCloud: That's because nothing happens when Fen isn't here.
(16:02:54) Dracco_Knightblade: Oh herro
(16:03:17) Jinxy: k skool tiemz nao bai
(16:04:31) FW_Command: Natannis has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:04:36) Fen: You give me far...FAR too much credit sabata.
(16:04:39) Fen: Take it back. :<
(16:04:47) Jinxy: AIDS.
(16:04:51) Fen: See ya ji
(16:04:52) FW_Command: Jinxy logs out of the Chat.
(16:05:48) Dracco_Knightblade: ...I swear that guy looks like someone tried a lab experiment with a lab rat...and it went horribly...horribly wrong.
(16:06:10) FW_Command: Natannis logs into the Chat.
(16:06:57) Sabata_McCloud doesn't take it back.
(16:07:12) Sabata_McCloud no refunds on praise. Ever.
(16:10:20) Fen: Fuck, there goes my self esteem.
(16:10:37) Sock: Nothin every happens when Fen isn't here though
(16:10:47) Sabata_McCloud: Quick, someone catch it before it floats away.
(16:12:37) Rosette_Contrail: *Ties balloons all over the Slof and sends him after it.*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Polishing Wood](19:19:15) Ookamisuke: Hey. Soooo happy to be in the privacy of my own bedroom now. ^^
(19:19:33) Sock: haha sweet ^^
(19:20:42) Sthemio: Thanks.
(19:27:01) Noémie: That way you can fap to your heart's content?
(19:27:19) Ookamisuke: LOL. Problems arise if I fap to my heart's content. Dry skin ya know.
(19:27:26) Noémie: Lol
(19:27:29) Ookamisuke: But partially, yes.
(19:27:48) Sabata_McCloud: Lotion.
(19:27:51) Sabata_McCloud: Problem = solved.
(19:29:55) Sock: haha
(19:30:12) Ookamisuke: TRied it, Sabata.
(19:30:15) Ookamisuke: Helped a little.
(19:32:11) Rosette_Contrail: Sounds more like friction burns.
(19:32:31) Ookamisuke: >.>
(19:34:09) Rosette_Contrail: Bet it sounds like a belt sander when you get into it. Momma banging on the wall "Damnit Kami, stop practicing your wood work in there you're gonna get sawdust everywhere!"
(19:35:17) Noémie: Lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Little People](22:18:24) Silieth: Saba is afraid of midgets.
(22:18:44) Kiruru: I thought 'manda was afraid of midgets.
(22:18:50) Cheeky_Stoat: Really?
(22:18:55) Silieth: Her too.
(22:18:57) Silieth: Apparently.
(22:19:04) Cheeky_Stoat: I think the proper term is "little people."
(22:19:19) Luc: little people are hobbits, not midgets
(22:19:24) Silieth: He's playing borderlands and he opened a locker and one jumped out at him and he threw his controller.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Poor Sloths](20:00:04) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(20:00:12) Mikkaddo: hey Mr. Fentastic
(20:00:35) Fen: Musics. And hello Mikk.
(20:00:36) Rosette_Contrail: Man, I wish there was a game rental place nearby. I know about the delivery based service, but sometimes I just wanna go out on a whim and grab a game immediately without having to wait a few days for delivery.
(20:00:37) Silieth: Jack!
(20:00:45) Rosette_Contrail: Hallo Slof.
(20:00:49) Pilot: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FEN!
(20:00:50) Pilot: OMG
(20:00:55) Pilot: HOLY SHITOMGALKSNSDGIKNFG
(20:01:01) Fen: o.o;
(20:01:05) Rosette_Contrail: I pity furts keyboard.
(20:01:14) Pilot: I WENT TO THE VANCOUVER AQUARIUM
(20:01:18) Pilot: AND THEY HAD SLOTHS!
(20:01:23) Fen:
(20:01:30) Pilot: And the a bird shit on luke. BUT THERE WERE SLOTHS!
(20:01:34) Pilot: I got pictures!!!!
(20:01:49) Rosette_Contrail: Aquarium. Sloth. ...I take it the place is some sort of combination?
(20:01:50) Fen: Nice. :3 I'm gonna have to ask to see them.
(20:02:04) Pilot:
(20:02:16) Pilot: AND SEA OTTERS!
(20:02:17) Pilot: <#
(20:02:20) Pilot: <3*
(20:02:54) Mikkaddo: how otterly adorable
(20:03:07) Rosette_Contrail: I mean... Aquariums are fishies not... sloths. ._. See, this is why I have trouble with these places. They need to name them... nature houses or something. A broad blanket term. I don't know how many Aquariums I've passed up that could also have animals like sloths in them.
(20:03:14) Fen: they have a place labeled the "aquarium" down here in charleston as well Rose. It does have many water animal exhibits, but it also sports some land and air based creatures as well.
(20:03:45) Bellatrix: SLOTH
(20:03:47) Rosette_Contrail: Also, I'm imagining the poor sloth drowning in a 500 gallon tank now. ._.
(20:03:53) Fen: Bell actually has a video of our visit to the aquarium somewhere.
(20:04:17) Bellatrix: facecrack
(20:04:31) Rosette_Contrail: Like the guy just went "Oh, they were supposed to go to the zoo but couldn't make it? Meh, this place holds animals. Just toss it in a tank."
(20:04:46) Fen: *chuckles*
(20:04:57) Bellatrix: The poor sloth D;
(20:05:06) Bellatrix: *makes blub blub noises*
(20:05:17) Pilot: It has like.. sea creatures.. and frogs and snakes and birds and butterflies and stuff. :3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Inhumanatee](20:07:27) Bellatrix: hunny! When did you go to pis house!
(20:07:37) Cheeky_Stoat: Later!
(20:07:39) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs out of the Chat.
(20:07:50) Rosette_Contrail: He just wanted to hang out.
(20:07:50) Pilot: I had a fit in the place.. >.> There was squealing and stuff. I'm pretty sure people thought I was "Special"
(20:08:54) Fen: What?
(20:09:54) Rosette_Contrail: It saddens me when a kid can run around and squeal and bang on the glass and people think it's cute, but if an adult does it they're considered retarded and security has to escort them out. I wanna relive my childhood damnit.
(20:10:07) Rosette_Contrail: In all it's squealing glass banging glory.
(20:11:36) Pilot: I hate kids that bang on the glass of animal tanks. e.e
(20:11:44) Mikkaddo: it's so cruel >.<
(20:11:49) Pilot: Makes me wanna punch them.
(20:12:00) Mikkaddo: only punch? I want to throw them in >o>
(20:12:05) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah... I was exaggerating a bit. I'd probably just squeal and press my face against it.
(20:12:09) Mikkaddo: want to see the animal so bad how about seeing it up close? >o>
(20:12:15) Fen: I wait for the kids to get near one of the open tanks, and push.
(20:12:51) Rosette_Contrail: I'd shoot the kid.
(20:13:12) Rosette_Contrail: ...What? You were all instigating murder in your own ways. I'm just a bit more blunt about it.
(20:13:27) Fen: "Awww, little Johnny fell in the albino croc tank? How sad."
(20:14:04) Rosette_Contrail: Walk out "Silent Assassin. Professional."
(20:14:11) Rosette_Contrail: "Accidents"
(20:14:11) Fen: Pfft, but you know you get points for creativity.
(20:14:26) Pilot: :3
(20:14:29) Pilot: I love you guys.
(20:15:19) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(20:15:54) Fen: Much love and bloodsplatter pi.
(20:16:24) Bellatrix: *splatters the sloth and furt with... substance*
(20:16:37) Mikkaddo: XD
(20:16:46) Mikkaddo: we love you too 3.14
(20:17:14) Bellatrix: pffft its not big enough mik
(20:17:18) Bellatrix: 3.14159 <3
(20:17:19) Fen: *slurps it up*
(20:17:47) Mikkaddo: it goes on forever Bella, I just simplified it for the sake of space =P
(20:17:48) Rosette_Contrail: The furt has a really big... Pi.
(20:18:08) Rosette_Contrail: [ Huge ]
(20:19:45) Pilot: :3
(20:19:49) Mikkaddo: besides Rose, normally if there's some dickish kid smacking glass his parents are right there . . . if I just up and shoot him they get mad, cops get involved and we all know what happens then, handcuffs, broomsticks, popcorn . . . it's a whole . . . a whole mess
(20:20:17) Rosette_Contrail: That's why you give the gun to the Manatee. D:
(20:20:27) Mikkaddo: oh the huge manatee!
(20:20:34) Mikkaddo: with . . . a rifle!? XD
(20:20:53) Rosette_Contrail: Bang.(http://extremelyloudandincrediblybroke.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mobster-manatee.jpg)
(20:20:55) Fen: I'm requesting details on the broomstick's involvement mikk.
(20:21:19) Rosette_Contrail: Nobody suspects the Manatee.
(20:21:33) Mikkaddo: damn . . .
(20:21:35) Fen: Because he looks like a retired football player.
(20:21:37) Celi: Nyeahhh, see?
(20:21:40) Mikkaddo: that's classified Fen
(20:21:55) Fen: *holds up his badge*
(20:22:16) Celi: And now for a humorous heavy metal video.
(20:22:24) Mikkaddo: oh well then . . .
(20:23:13) Fen: *puts away his fake 'Polis' badge* No one ever reads the badge. :3
(20:24:33) Mikkaddo: what happeend to old faschioned metal when it was all about demons, and murder and the devil tempting the innocent to become sinners?
(20:24:49) Mikkaddo: when it was wholesome and family friendly
(20:25:41) Fen: Shoot, metal used to be about a high tensile structure building material.
(20:25:47) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of badges.
(20:26:36) Mikkaddo: XD
(20:26:59) Celi: Charles Nelson Reilly doesn't need one, he already has his own line at the DMV.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Random Pics 2](21:02:35) Rosette_Contrail: Kitty!(http://fukung.net/v/33154/7863607360e42b396f38775098a9d95b.jpg)
(21:03:02) Sabata_McCloud: Sili, stop eating cars. You are not Godzilla.
(21:03:51) Pilot: My mate dislocated his thumb punching someone this weekend. :3
(21:04:20) Rosette_Contrail: Now that's a cake.(http://fukung.net/v/20855/cock_cake.jpg)
(21:04:50) Mikkaddo: damn that's a hell of a cake
(21:06:35) Rosette_Contrail: What.(http://fukung.net/v/23970/d31d7d41fbbd1bc79dd98770b0401118.gif)
(21:11:50) Mikkaddo: wow o.o
(21:12:23) Silieth: *Stomps around as if she were Godzilla, then chews on Saba.*
(21:12:30) Rosette_Contrail: Haha.(http://fukung.net/v/16857/police_medic.jpg)
(21:12:56) Sabata_McCloud: I want a magic wellness stick.
(21:12:59) Mikkaddo: *nods* I'd believe it
(21:13:03) Mikkaddo: it seems legit
(21:13:07) Sabata_McCloud is chewed on, thusly chews on back.
(21:21:25) Rosette_Contrail: Irony?(http://fukung.net/v/19848/52ae41194517c82f8adb144b54ca87f5.jpg)
(21:22:00) Mikkaddo: hilarity
(21:22:06) Celi: Iron knee
(Sorry if the links no longer work.)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nothing gets in the way of progress][11:57] Rosette Correiado: Yeah. I tend to do a lot of Architectural design. I remember when I had Sims 2 I was using mods to make fancy realistic looking buildings. I made a pretty spot on looking trailer diner.
[11:58] G8r Starship: I've found I have a knack for it just like RL
[11:58] Rosette Correiado: I'd like to build something in RL.
[11:59] G8r Starship: start simple and adjust, add, texture
[12:00] G8r Starship: and with the new rules, prims arent as restricted anymore
[12:00] Rosette Correiado: Spend the next five months adding and adding... crash the sim because you've made a 1:1 scale model massive battlecruiser with thousands of prims and scripts...
[12:01] G8r Starship: just one sim ? not very inpressive
[12:01] Rosette Correiado: Forgot multiple sims can be linked.
[12:01] Rosette Correiado: Okay, crash every sim in viewing radius then. x7
[12:01] G8r Starship: lol, there ya go
[12:02] Rosette Correiado: Speaking of which, I'd like to make a 1:1 copy of the Egg Carrier from Sonic Adventure.
[12:03] Rosette Correiado: Complete with the modular change between flight and cruise modes and all stages based on the carrier like the Sky Deck that spans one of the wings fully implemented.
[12:03] G8r Starship: Umm, ok, lost me
[12:07] Rosette Correiado: http://sost.emulationzone.org/sonicadventure/conceptart/egg_carrier/EggCarrier_061.jpg
[12:07] Rosette Correiado: Massive flying battleship pretty much.
[12:09] G8r Starship: that morphs
[12:10] Rosette Correiado: That's the defensive mode pictured. The flying mode is rendered here: http://www.vgmapper.com/SysDC/S/SonicAdventureEggCarrierRed_13.png
[12:10] G8r Starship: http://sost.emulationzone.org/sonicadventure/conceptart/egg_carrier/EggCarrier_06.jpg
[12:10] Rosette Correiado: The wings run along the sides of the hull and the body compacts itself together along the main length when flying.
[12:12] Rosette Correiado: Anyways, I'd probably build something like that. Which you could actually fly.
[12:12] Rosette Correiado: Specifically to fly through crashing everyone.
[12:13] G8r Starship: from the size, you'd need about 4 sims just to assembile it
[12:14] Rosette Correiado: Their sacrifice will not be in vain.
[12:15] G8r Starship: lmao
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Wheat Crotch](22:13:45) Jinxy: *Shiver* I really need some food to drink this. x3
(22:16:34) Rosette_Contrail: Pft. Russian's can drink to sustain themselves. BE A MAN.
(22:19:19) Jinxy: D:
(22:19:25) Jinxy: But Rose! I don't have a penus!
(22:19:57) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:23:08) Silieth: Fuck you, wow beta.
(22:24:21) Rosette_Contrail: That can be fixed.
(22:26:13) Jinxy: o:
(22:26:14) Jinxy: hao?
(22:28:49) Rosette_Contrail: &Lights up the welding torch.*
(22:29:24) Jinxy: D:
(22:29:26) Jinxy: I NO HAZ METALZ
(22:30:08) Rosette_Contrail: ...*Sewing kit?* ._.
(22:30:11) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs into the Chat.
(22:32:16) Silieth: I'm fairly certain there is a murderer with a chainsaw outside my house.
(22:32:46) Jack_Rabbit: No. It's a leaf blower.
(22:33:05) Rosette_Contrail: Hello Gingy.
(22:33:27) Silieth: I actually know the sound difference from a leaf blower and a chainsaw.
(22:33:38) Silieth: Later.
(22:33:40) FW_Command: Silieth logs out of the Chat.
(22:33:50) Jinxy: o-o
(22:33:53) GingerMarie: Hii.
(22:33:54) Jinxy: I'm not Luccy..
(22:34:01) Jack_Rabbit: Well okay then.
(22:34:03) Jinxy: I haz... GROWABALE PARTS.
(22:34:11) Jinxy: grow a bale.
(22:34:37) Jinxy: ._.
(22:34:39) Jinxy: Who wants hay?
(22:39:28) Rosette_Contrail: Jinx has wheat crotch?
(22:43:23) Jinxy: .-. I thought you were my loofaaaaaahhhh
(22:43:58) Rosette_Contrail: *Rubs up on.* I yam though.
(22:50:00) FW_Command: GingerMarie has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:54:09) Jinxy: X3
(22:54:14) Jinxy: But y i haz wheat crotchh
(22:59:16) Rosette_Contrail: Cuz you said you haz grow a bale parts.
(22:59:22) Jinxy: o;
(22:59:44) Jinxy: You see what you do to me, Rose!! O; You get me so horny I start growing horse food!
(23:03:43) Celi: What.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ha-Ha... masturbation](21:16:55) Fawkes_Werefox: ....one of the best background stories you can choose in Arcanium....
(21:17:00) Fawkes_Werefox: Beaten with the Ugly stuck
(21:17:03) Fawkes_Werefox: stick*
(21:17:11) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(21:17:11) Fawkes_Werefox: XD Serious XD
(21:17:27) Fawkes_Werefox: I kid you not X3
(21:20:33) FW_Command: Natannis has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:23:45) FW_Command: Bellatrix logs into the Chat.
(21:24:22) FW_Command: Luc has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:27:16) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail enters the channel.
(21:27:33) Fawkes_Werefox: o:
(21:27:44) Fawkes_Werefox: revolving door X3
(21:27:54) Rosette_Contrail: ?
(21:28:20) Fawkes_Werefox: <?3
(21:28:22) Fawkes_Werefox: X3
(21:28:43) Rosette_Contrail: *Does naut see revolving door.*
(21:29:12) Fawkes_Werefox: D: it's right there next to the pink elephant D:
(21:29:34) Rosette_Contrail: Oh.
(21:29:38) Rosette_Contrail: That makes perfect sense.
(21:29:38) FW_Command: Luc logs into the Chat.
(21:29:48) Luc: o.o
(21:29:49) Fawkes_Werefox: :3
(21:30:38) Fawkes_Werefox: Luc darling!
(21:30:39) Fawkes_Werefox: <3
(21:30:47) Luc: fawkes my dear! <3
(21:31:02) Fawkes_Werefox: Come! We must fornicate!
(21:31:31) Luc: not now! the hour is late, and i must away before the stroke of midnight!
(21:32:22) Fawkes_Werefox: D:
(21:32:25) Fawkes_Werefox: fine ._.
(21:32:29) Fawkes_Werefox: X3
(21:32:30) Luc: sorry
(21:32:52) Rosette_Contrail: Hehe, stroke.
(21:32:53) Fawkes_Werefox: Guess I'll just put my rape kit to use >.>
(21:32:55) Rosette_Contrail: Hehe, masturbating.
(21:33:11) Luc: burd *gets her mind out of the gutter*
(21:33:59) Bellatrix: Wish I could take apart my laptop and clean my fan x.x
(21:34:07) FW_Command: Celi logs into the Chat.
(21:34:07) Rosette_Contrail: That's not gutter minding! D: That's genuine tease comedy. I only go gutter minded when I play brain bowling.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I'm confus.](22:36:27) Fen: Hey pilot. :3
(22:36:35) Bellatrix: *prepares*
(22:36:36) Jack_Rabbit: World is threatened by bad guys.
(22:36:47) Bellatrix: And?
(22:36:53) Jack_Rabbit: Lots of fighting ensues while everyone waits for Goku.
(22:36:55) Mikkaddo: hey 3.14 <3
(22:37:03) Qaja: And there's a LOT of screaming.
(22:37:07) Bellatrix: I think I left off when goku died some where.
(22:37:13) Jack_Rabbit: Most of the series later, Goku shows up.
(22:37:28) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail logs into the Chat.
(22:37:37) Celi: Burdy.
(22:37:45) Jack_Rabbit: Much yelling, little fighting, several power-ups later, Goku wins fight.
(22:37:45) Pilot: QAJA I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!
(22:37:46) Pilot: D:
(22:37:53) Mikkaddo: evenin' Rose
(22:37:56) Jack_Rabbit: Next season, rinse reapeat.,
(22:38:01) Jack_Rabbit: *repeat.
(22:38:05) Fen: Quick tigger, get your dance pants on.
(22:38:16) Mikkaddo: you don't need me 3.14? I see how it is . . . and we were gonna get married and steal Summer Glau!
(22:38:17) Bellatrix: lol
(22:38:28) Pilot: *HYperventale--ohwait. Fen uses xbox too...
(22:38:50) Rosette_Contrail: ...(http://pawsru.org/f/src/f113407_wtf-am-i-reading.jpg)
(22:39:10) Fen: Whats up pilot?
(22:39:19) Pilot: Anyways. With a Silver account.. you can still like.. talk to a friend or whomever on mic right?
(22:39:25) (Mirelle): Lol Roseburd
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Choking](22:45:47) Rosette_Contrail: I want to play online. ._.
(22:45:53) Yurothehotot: i dunno i think I'm probably more fey then zerr
(22:45:56) Pilot: Hmmm.. Gold for a month, for a dollar..
(22:46:01) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of which, I should play LoL before the character rotate.
(22:46:07) Pilot: Nothing is more gay than Zerrif.
(22:46:13) Qaja: You could talk to me online. And Slof-face.
(22:46:19) Rosette_Contrail: Yuro is prolly more crazy than Zerrif.
(22:46:26) Rosette_Contrail: Unless you mean gay, not Fey.
(22:46:26) (Mirelle): They did, Rose.
(22:46:31) (Mirelle): Ahri is no longer free.
(22:46:35) Rosette_Contrail: Aw butterfingers.
(22:46:41) (Mirelle): But I fuckin' bought her >:3
(22:46:45) Rosette_Contrail: I wanted to hear her moan like a bitch when she dies.
(22:47:01) Yurothehotot: i am quite crazy
(22:47:01) Rosette_Contrail: Oh yay! Now I can tag along and intentionally wait for you to die so I can masturbate.
(22:47:05) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(22:47:15) (Mirelle): Lol
(22:47:20) Yurothehotot: and super duper flamboyant
(22:47:37) (Mirelle): Want to tag along?
(22:48:15) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of homos, I was on a U18chan thread for Cox pics. Someone mentioned how in every one of his images he has to be smoking, and another said "That makes sense, he always has to be sucking on a fag."
(22:48:20) Rosette_Contrail: =D
(22:48:41) Qaja: That's an excellent call, and a good play on wording.
(22:49:11) Yurothehotot: i dunno even know who that is!
(22:49:31) Rosette_Contrail: ...Do you know who Gideon is?
(22:49:37) (Mirelle): Ewwww Gideon
(22:49:41) Yurothehotot: nope
(22:50:32) Rosette_Contrail: Oh good for you. His tubecocks are atrocious. He's sort of like Doug Winger in that while he can draw characters rather well, he always has to go out of his way to ruin them with massive ugly penises.
(22:50:50) Qaja: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gideon
(22:50:58) Qaja: True story.
(22:51:00) Yurothehotot: i don't look at furry porn
(22:51:09) Yurothehotot: so i'm out of the loop i suppose
(22:51:29) Rosette_Contrail: The few pictures he has where the character has their back to you and the cock isn't showing are the hottest he's done pretty much. He also does women, replace tubecock with zeppelin chest.
(22:51:44) Celi gags.
(22:54:09) Rosette_Contrail: Celi reminded me.(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfv4d9FLTf1qazy49o1_500.png)
(22:54:36) Celi: I only choke on one dick at a time, thank you very much.
(22:55:00) Rosette_Contrail: Need to control that gag reflex bro.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not that kind of Bouncy](23:00:45) Yurothehotot: *curls into a bunny ball*
(23:01:05) Mikkaddo: *throws the bunneh ball against the wall* . . . . hey, balls are supposed to bounce!
(23:01:13) Mikkaddo: bounce bunneh bounce!
(23:01:27) Rosette_Contrail: You're supposed to punt.
(23:01:40) Yurothehotot: OH GOD! D:
(23:02:09) Yurothehotot: so many broken bones! D:
(23:02:09) Rosette_Contrail: I think bunny ball would be better as a hacky sack.
(23:02:32) Mikkaddo: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Everything else is rainbows and candy](23:09:04) (Mirelle): Oh dang, Ahri tried to gank Karthus and got RAPED by Morgana
(23:09:18) Silieth: *Pantses Saba.*
(23:09:19) Rosette_Contrail: Mm, Ahri raped by Morgana...
(23:09:26) (Mirelle): Hot
(23:09:29) Celi: Morgana is such a bitch champion.
(23:09:48) (Mirelle): There's actually a porn comic where Ahri gets raped by Warwick.
(23:09:49) Noeh: She's a bit hard to deal with at times, yeah
(23:10:04) (Mirelle): Yknow, classical Furry matchup.
(23:10:06) Celi: There's a reason she gets banned in ranked every game.
(23:10:07) Rosette_Contrail: You play LoL, Noeh?
(23:10:12) (Mirelle): Big male wolf fucking a vixen.
(23:10:19) Noeh: Yus
(23:10:27) Noeh is level 30 ._.
(23:10:28) Rosette_Contrail: Oh cool. North America or Euro?
(23:10:41) Noeh: NA
(23:10:52) (Mirelle): Cool
(23:10:54) Jack_Rabbit: Careful Saba. When she starts grabbing pants, you know what that means.
(23:11:04) Rosette_Contrail: Awesome. I'm on there as Zuleikha, mostly doing bot matches to find the champion that's right for me.
(23:11:11) Celi: She's gonna rip your dick off.
(23:11:34) (Mirelle): ShimeringStar I think?
(23:11:36) Yurothehotot: silli can be pretty scary cant she?
(23:12:22) Celi: Ahri's banned quite a bit too, now that I think about it.
(23:12:34) Rosette_Contrail: Sili is scary to gay people. What with her large imposing breasts and cavernous vagina of doom.
(23:12:40) Noeh: Meh Ahri isn't banned much at later levels
(23:13:11) Silieth: I love ripping dicks off.
(23:13:31) Silieth: My tits are actually not that big. Nor is my cunt cavernous. Doom though. Got that.
(23:13:48) Rosette_Contrail: I was exaggerating as seen through the eyes of a gay person.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Caulk and Rockso](02:17:56) Rox-Z scaley huskies all over Rose's rump
(02:20:32) FW_Command: Sasha_Akechi logs into the Chat.
(02:23:29) Rosette_Contrail: *Feels violated by a scaley husky.* ._.
(02:24:04) (JNX/A-07) would espy droidy all over Rose's chest if it had the chance. *Quagmire* OH!
(02:24:19) Silieth: I am so proud of myself. I have whispered at least five different people today, and I haven't miswhispered once!
(02:24:52) Rosette_Contrail: *Double teamed by a Rox and a Jinx? Oh dear.* ._.
(02:25:08) (JNX/A-07) would! Would do it! Didn't say it will. X3
(02:25:26) Rosette_Contrail: *Would rename Jinx Fisto in that case.*
(02:25:49) Rox-Z asks for Jinxy's aid in making a Rosette sammich
(02:26:04) Torch would probably join in on the Roseburd sammiching...
(02:26:16) Rosette_Contrail: I yam not delicious. :C
(02:26:32) (JNX/A-07) totally assists Rox in making a Rosette sammish~!
(02:26:44) Rosette_Contrail: *Directs Jinx and Rox to the kitchen.*
(02:26:47) Rox-Z: Not the eatting kind of sammich! The kinky kind!
(02:26:53) (JNX/A-07): X3
(02:27:20) Rosette_Contrail: ...You can make kinky sammich's too. In the kitchen.
(02:27:21) (JNX/A-07): The kind where everyone is moaning and there's some fat guy recording it all
(02:27:47) (JNX/A-07): Beating his shlong in his pants because he can't be part of the action
(02:27:55) Rosette_Contrail: Torch should fill that role nicely.
(02:28:00) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(02:28:04) Torch: ;_;
(02:28:21) Rosette_Contrail: *Got him back for that dust comment from earlier. All cool now.* <3
(02:28:42) Torch shan't be leaving his blanket then.
(02:28:55) Rox-Z: Torch is a fat guy?
(02:29:02) (JNX/A-07): Oh god where the fuck did my muffin go
(02:29:08) Torch is, indeed, a fat guy.
(02:29:26) Rosette_Contrail: :C Torch is naut a fat guy.
(02:29:38) Torch actually is a fat guy.
(02:29:45) Rosette_Contrail: Oh.
(02:29:46) Rosette_Contrail: Well.
(02:29:51) Rosette_Contrail: ...Awkward.
(02:29:52) (JNX/A-07): Totally not a fat guy.
(02:30:04) Rox-Z: HA!
(02:30:13) Torch almost chose a bear for his fursona. That kinda fat.
(02:30:20) Rox-Z: I'm a really skinny guy!
(02:30:34) Rox-Z: With a really big and rock hard cawk
(02:30:51) (JNX/A-07): I LOVE CAWK
(02:30:57) (JNX/A-07): Oh wait, that's caulk.
(02:31:04) Rosette_Contrail: Caulk is great for sealing... leaks.
(02:31:06) (JNX/A-07): I love the white, gooey stuff in my mouth.
(02:31:12) Rox-Z: Jinx loves my cock :I
(02:31:21) Rosette_Contrail: Caulk is Jinxbaut taffy.
(02:31:32) (JNX/A-07): :I Yup
(02:31:44) (JNX/A-07): Oh god
(02:31:55) Rox-Z dangles it in front of Jinxy
(02:31:57) Rosette_Contrail: I am not good with computers
(02:32:20) (JNX/A-07): x3
(02:32:44) FW_Command: Sasha_Akechi logs out of the Chat.
(02:33:23) Rosette_Contrail: Kinxy.
(02:33:42) (JNX/A-07): This chicken is so good... <3
(02:33:51) (JNX/A-07): Oh wait.
(02:33:53) (JNX/A-07): D:
(02:33:58) (JNX/A-07): IRL CHICKEN!
(02:34:49) FW_Command: Torch is now known as (Rooster!Torch).
(02:34:50) Rosette_Contrail: *Prods the baut, slowly; in the maw with a phallic shaped caulk dispenser.*
(02:34:54) (Rooster!Torch): MURDERER!
(02:34:56) (JNX/A-07): O:
(02:35:01) FW_Command: (Rooster!Torch) is now known as Torch.
(02:35:04) (JNX/A-07): *Moan*
(02:35:20) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(02:35:27) FW_Command: Rox-Z is now known as (General_Roxso).
(02:36:06) (JNX/A-07): O:
(02:36:12) (JNX/A-07) hides its cocaine.
(02:36:40) (General_Roxso) bursts through a wall in a freaking tank
(02:36:53) Rosette_Contrail: *Hides her cocaine in the baut.*
(02:37:10) (JNX/A-07): o_o
(02:37:12) (JNX/A-07): XDD
(02:37:21) (JNX/A-07): I thought that said "Hides her cocaine in the butt"
(02:37:24) (General_Roxso) sniffs the baut
(02:37:28) (JNX/A-07): D:
(02:37:29) (JNX/A-07): NO
(02:37:30) (JNX/A-07): NOOOOO
(02:37:37) Rosette_Contrail: Already baut is drugged.
(02:38:06) (JNX/A-07): oh pls. <3
(02:38:09) Torch: Wut wut, in de baut.
(02:38:13) (General_Roxso) shits out a brick of cocaine then flies away
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=One ear and out the other](02:47:17) Rox-Z french kisses Jinxy on the ear
(02:47:25) (JNX/A-07): "You put my seed in my dauwter! You're fired!" "But pa! She's my sister!" "You're lucky you're also my brother, or I'd kill yew."
(02:47:32) (JNX/A-07): O:
(02:47:38) (JNX/A-07): *NOT SURE IF GUSTA*
(02:48:05) Rox-Z: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!
(02:48:09) Silieth: Jaaaaack.
(02:48:14) Rosette_Contrail: *French kisses Jinx on the other ear.*
(02:48:39) Jack_Rabbit: Wuuuut
(02:48:42) (JNX/A-07): *Just fucking melts in ecstasy* <3
(02:48:49) Silieth: :<
(02:48:56) Rosette_Contrail: *Makes out with Rox through baut?* o.o
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Band only lasted three years then broke up due to death...](02:51:44) Rox-Z: Baut has a collar on, thusly isn't newd
(02:51:54) (JNX/A-07): When I'm feral, no clothes.
(02:51:57) Silieth: e_E
(02:52:00) (JNX/A-07): Anthro, totally has clothes.
(02:52:08) (JNX/A-07): SILI WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE ;_;
(02:52:08) Rosette_Contrail: *Strips Rox, leaves a collar.* I like this idea.
(02:52:10) (JNX/A-07): OH GOD
(02:52:19) Silieth: I have diabetes.
(02:52:21) (JNX/A-07): SOMEONE CALL 911!! T__T
(02:52:23) (JNX/A-07): HER EYE!!!
(02:52:24) Jack_Rabbit: Don't raise that E-brow at me, little lady!
(02:52:26) Rosette_Contrail: Diabeetus.
(02:52:38) (JNX/A-07): WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MUFFINS T_T
(02:52:39) Silieth: No, diabetes. Because I know how to spell.
(02:52:47) Silieth: And I will do what I want!
(02:52:58) FW_Command: Kiruru logs into the Chat.
(02:53:06) Jack_Rabbit: K, bye.
(02:53:08) FW_Command: Jack_Rabbit logs out of the Chat.
(02:53:13) Kiruru fucking, flops.
(02:53:17) Rosette_Contrail: Diabeats. The name of a Techno Band founded by old people.
(02:53:32) (JNX/A-07): Holy fucking ROFL.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I stored a LOT...](03:17:25) Kiruru: What's.... Cteno?
(03:17:50) (JNX/A-07): Cteno is a sexy sexy jellyfish pwny.
(03:18:23) (JNX/A-07): Muffin. <3
(03:19:58) Kiruru: ........FUCK.... Cteno is adorable...
(03:20:12) (JNX/A-07): BACK THE FUCK UP SHES MINE
(03:20:12) Rosette_Contrail: *Pies a Jinxbaut.*
(03:20:35) Herra: Oooooh how did you do that Rose ?
(03:20:40) Kiruru stares at Ji all like O.0
(03:21:01) (JNX/A-07) has ass weapons pointed at him
(03:21:02) Kiruru: Umm... 'kay? *needs to find a flat-chested girl to hug*
(03:21:04) (JNX/A-07): .....
(03:21:11) (JNX/A-07): *Snerk*
(03:21:15) (JNX/A-07): Ass weapons.
(03:21:18) (JNX/A-07): XDD
(03:21:24) (JNX/A-07): I'm fucking choking on muffinz.
(03:21:31) (JNX/A-07): Ass weapoons XDDD
(03:21:48) Rosette_Contrail: Do what?
(03:22:12) Rosette_Contrail: Also I think baut is suffering from all the cocaine I stored in it.
(03:22:23) (JNX/A-07): D:
(03:22:24) (JNX/A-07): am not!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=So many Bauts. And an Ass.](03:16:26) FW_Command: Jinx logs into the Chat.
(03:16:28) Jinxy: o-o
(03:16:31) FW_Command: Luc has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:16:33) Rox-Z: See!
(03:16:43) Rox-Z dramatic point!
(03:16:51) Jinx: Hi there everyone!
(03:17:11) Jinxy: Not sure if I should be scared or happy.
(03:17:52) FW_Command: Jinxy is now known as (Bellatrix_Is_that_the_person?_).
(03:17:55) (Bellatrix_Is_that_the_person?_): FUCK.
(03:17:58) FW_Command: (Bellatrix_Is_that_the_person?_) is now known as Jinxy.
(03:18:01) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs into the Chat.
(03:18:08) Jinxy needs to go to bed very soon -_-;
(03:18:10) Rox-Z: HA
(03:18:12) Jinx: Hi there Jinxy!
(03:18:18) Jinxy: Heyya, Jinx!
(03:18:35) Bellatrix: Jinx and jinxy X3
(03:18:35) Rox-Z sits on Jinxy's face with her newd, scaley butt
(03:18:42) Bellatrix: Let the pradox ensue >.>
(03:18:44) Jinxy: o__<;
(03:18:45) Jinx: That makes 2 of us. I just got home from work and I ish tired.
(03:18:48) Cheeky_Stoat: *Appears.*
(03:18:52) Jinxy: ARE YOU A ROBOT? D:
(03:19:00) Silieth: Stoat<3
(03:19:15) Cheeky_Stoat: House cat. <3
(03:19:22) Rox-Z: hey... you two should go to bed.... TOGETHER!!
(03:19:31) Jinx: XD
(03:19:34) Bellatrix: LOL
(03:19:38) Jinxy: wat
(03:19:42) Jinxy: no wai D:
(03:19:58) Rox-Z: Go to bed wiff me then babeh <3
(03:20:57) Cheeky_Stoat: Whot's gwannaan, Silieth?
(03:21:01) Bellatrix: Hehe~
(03:24:27) Rox-Z crawls into her box to hide ._.
(03:24:43) Noeh sits on the box of rox
(03:24:55) FW_Command: Rox-Z is now known as (Jinxie).
(03:25:16) Jinxy: OH GOD THERE'S SO MANY OF ME
(03:25:25) FW_Command: Bellatrix is now known as (Jinxeh).
(03:25:30) Jinxy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(03:25:36) (Jinxeh): LOL
(03:25:38) FW_Command: Kiruru is now known as (Jinx-ee).
(03:26:05) (Jinxeh): WE NEED MOAR JINX TO FEED THE UNIVERSE
(03:26:11) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat is now known as (Jinksie).
(03:26:36) Jinx: Yay for Jinx's. There can never be enough. XD
(03:26:49) (Jinx-ee) is totally a Flareonbaut now X3
(03:27:21) (Jinxie) is totally a Jolteonbaut
(03:27:36) (Jinxeh): *is a fuckin fuck baut!*
(03:27:39) (Jinksie): I call leafeon then
(03:28:10) Jinxy: :C
(03:28:15) Jinxy: y u do dis to me omg
(03:28:23) (Jinxeh): Cause we love you <3
(03:28:30) (Jinx-ee): What she said!
(03:28:54) (Jinxeh): Wait, every jinx needs to say hi!
(03:29:03) Jinx: Hi!
(03:29:08) (Jinxie): HIGH
(03:29:19) (Jinxeh): Hi~!
(03:29:35) (Jinx-ee): Hi?
(03:37:12) Cheeky_Stoat: What species are you? *Vurious tilt of the head.*
(03:37:25) Cheeky_Stoat: Curious*
(03:38:15) Cheeky_Stoat: If you don't mind the question, of course. ^^'
(03:38:24) (Kiru'ru): Well, Cheeks. that's rather obvious. His species is Jinx. Totally a Jinx
(03:38:25) Jinx: hehe I don't mind at all. I am actually a fox demon hybrid. XD
(03:38:58) Cheeky_Stoat: Aha. Cool, cool.
(03:39:02) Jinx: Sorry if I'm slow to respond, I am on the phone. XD
(03:39:17) Cheeky_Stoat: XD I'm on my phone as well.
(03:39:18) Jinx: would you mind if I ask, how about you? ^^
(03:39:35) Silieth: Dyrik is a stoat.
(03:39:49) Cheeky_Stoat: I am a stoat. *Points to his nick.* ^^
(03:39:50) Silieth: An adorable little mustelid that I just wanna roll up into a ball and cuddle forever.
(03:40:13) Jinx: XD I should have known. Man...I am so tired and not paying attention. haha
(03:40:25) (Kiru'ru): Rose is a burd. a Robin to be specific. Noeh's a fluff dragon. Jack is an ass.
(03:44:05) Noeh: I'm a four amred lizardy girl
(03:44:06) Cheeky_Stoat: Later!
(03:44:13) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs out of the Chat.
(03:44:32) Rosette_Contrail: *For even more specifics, is a European Robin and Ruby Throated Hummingbird hybrid.*
(03:44:35) (Kiru'ru): Oh, well. Noeh is a "Four armed lizard girl"
(03:44:45) FW_Command: (Dusk) enters the channel.
(03:44:51) Rosette_Contrail: Also, "Jack is an Ass."
(03:44:55) Rosette_Contrail: That's going in the funny logs.
(03:45:36) Jack_Rabbit: It's genius.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Logical Conclusion](03:50:10) Kiruru: but no, really.... who is Dusk?
(03:50:21) Rosette_Contrail: The opposite of Dawn?
(03:50:34) Kiruru: ba dum tsh
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Why is it There?!](18:48:25) FW_Command: Rox-Z logs into the Chat.
(18:48:54) Rox-Z: So I was looking at 'the person behind the fur' thread
(18:49:10) Rox-Z: And Dusk has a booger hangin out his nose
(18:49:14) Sock: normal or adult version?
(18:49:16) Sock: Haha! xD
(18:49:48) Rox-Z: http://www.furry-within.com/index.php?topic=147.msg7714;topicseen#new This one
(18:55:53) Zurr: I guess we must fight. Eaaagggghh!!
(18:57:23) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:57:33) Rox-Z: o.o Nuuuu Zurr, I love you! We don't need to fight
(18:58:22) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs into the Chat.
(18:59:17) Sock: That's amazing
(18:59:44) Rox-Z: What is? Dusk's booger? I know right.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Easily Excited](20:26:58) FW_Command: Felicia_Wolverinni logs into the Chat.
(20:27:02) FW_Command: GingerMarie has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:27:12) Jack_Rabbit: Ohai Fel.
(20:27:19) Felicia_Wolverinni: hallo
(20:27:37) Noeh: Helloooo
(20:28:10) Jack_Rabbit: K.
(20:28:41) Cheeky_Stoat: Hei, Felicia.
(20:29:06) Felicia_Wolverinni: Hiya Cheeky.. *random stabbage*
(20:30:09) Felicia_Wolverinni: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7949462/ awwwww
(20:30:33) Cheeky_Stoat: *Bleeds from the wound while the stoat can only look down in shock.*
(20:31:05) Felicia_Wolverinni: {lol.. }
(20:31:25) Silieth: *Looks good in blood, so the bloody stoat scarf is an okay accessory.*
(20:31:28) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(20:31:52) Bellatrix: Oh yeah you saw that eh X3
(20:31:58) Felicia_Wolverinni: fuck yeah take off your clothes
(20:32:02) Felicia_Wolverinni: dammit
(20:32:13) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(20:32:15) Bellatrix: FIEN I WILL!
(20:32:22) Felicia_Wolverinni: w00t
(20:32:38) Rox-Z: o.O
(20:32:57) Rox-Z: Sup
(20:32:57) Cheeky_Stoat: I love it, Fel. You've barely even been here for five minutes.
(20:33:11) Felicia_Wolverinni: I blame BELLA
(20:33:12) Ookamisuke: Hey, Sabata.
(20:33:18) Felicia_Wolverinni: she got me all exc ited
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Kids are Handy](20:35:36) Silieth: "WTS [Vial of Sands] 34kg"
"WTS [Vial of Sands] your first born"
Amanda says: "Oh thank god, now I don't have to get that abortion."
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=What did you think it was?](20:43:10) Rox-Z: :I This week as just been soooo boring and I'm bored Noehy
(20:43:15) Sabata_McCloud: I have glasses, thank you very much. >:< I just don't wear them when I'm on the computer.
(20:43:32) Sock: That's why you fail Sab
(20:43:34) Felicia_Wolverinni: maybe you need to start
(20:43:49) FW_Command: Jadi logs into the Chat.
(20:43:49) Felicia_Wolverinni: and he looks so sexy in those glasses
(20:43:53) Noeh: Usually is o-o
(20:43:57) Rox-Z: I've even started posting pics of my pussy on 4chan
(20:44:09) Felicia_Wolverinni: o.o
(20:44:34) Noeh: o-o!
(20:44:36) Noeh: What?
(20:44:57) Cheeky_Stoat: I have a feeling it's her cat.
(20:45:06) Sock: lol of course
(20:45:08) Sock: how silly of me
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Best thing to do when bored.](21:14:55) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs into the Chat.
(21:15:05) GingerMarie: Ahh.. Silence. :'3 Hi guys.
(21:15:19) Sock: Hello ginger
(21:15:21) Noeh: Harro Ginger
(21:15:49) Rain_Brightstripe: Ahoy Ginger.
(21:16:03) Fen: Hey ginger.
(21:17:26) GingerMarie: How goes it?~
(21:18:32) Noeh: Bored :/
(21:19:06) Sock: Same here
(21:20:00) Felicia_Wolverinni: *pleasures self*
(21:20:10) Sock: Nice Fel
(21:20:12) Bellatrix: lol
(21:20:35) Fen: Motor oil is in the back fel.
(21:20:42) Sabata_McCloud videotapes it, posts it on the Internet, acquires millions of dollars.
(21:22:29) Felicia_Wolverinni: o.o
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not what you think it is.](05:05:27) Rox-Z licks Rose like three or four more times until she is all wet :3
(05:06:00) Rosette_Contrail: Why is there a massive bundle of extra tightly wrapped computer and PS2 and... fuck if I know cords in front of me? It's like these cords must have copper sex with each other and coil up into impossible bundles that frustrate me to no end.
(05:06:10) Natina: *pokes noeh*
(05:06:15) Rosette_Contrail: I want wireless.
(05:06:24) Noeh: Hmmmm?
(05:06:40) Silieth: I want people to die. All of them. A painful, agonizing, long death.
(05:06:42) Natina: you spacing out
(05:06:50) Noeh: Nupe
(05:06:59) Natina: ok?
(05:07:22) Natina: *pushes over and glomps* RAWR
(05:07:30) Noeh: o-o
(05:07:38) Rox-Z: I left it there to distract you Rose
(05:08:05) Rosette_Contrail: *Is kind of wet now, at least facially. Would lick back, but feels with her extra long tongue it'd only take one good lick to get the scaly husky all wet. ...Also realizes while she meant literally wet as in it's a huge tongue that can really get saliva everywhere it can equally be taken sexually from... yeah.*
(05:08:16) Natina: I am bored, sorry
(05:08:39) Rosette_Contrail: It was a bad distraction. I am an expert at untangling wires. Annoyance at best.
(05:08:49) Rox-Z: ........... o.o
(05:08:56) Rox-Z: Long tongue you say?
(05:09:02) Rox-Z: >.>
(05:09:07) Rox-Z blush
(05:09:31) Noeh thinks about lining up behind Rox for..birdy licks
(05:09:46) Rosette_Contrail: Species wise I'm part hummingbird. It's genetic, from my father. Had to be able to dig really deep into those flowers to get every bit of nectar out.
(05:09:56) Natina: wnat me to get off you so you can hang out with them
(05:10:04) Noeh: I'm fine xD
(05:10:04) Rosette_Contrail: ...I also realize if you use flower and nectar as slang that sounds even more naughty. ._.
(05:10:30) Rox-Z: o___o;;; Deep into flowers?! -crosses her legs-
(05:10:55) Natina: you sure, I would rather not upset my new snuggle friend
(05:11:02) Rosette_Contrail: I am not good at this subtlety thing. Maybe if I stopped pointing out how lewd my words could be the assumptions would never happen.
(05:11:23) Rox-Z: Rose?
(05:11:31) Rox-Z: Can I like show you something?
(05:11:39) Rox-Z: :I And you not get mad?
(05:11:43) Rosette_Contrail: Uhm, sure.
(05:11:48) Rox-Z: http://i50.tinypic.com/24pl4sh.jpg
(05:11:50) Rox-Z: o.o;
(05:11:59) Noeh: xD
(05:12:06) Rosette_Contrail: Wow. That's a very nice pussy you have there.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Extra Squishy](05:19:06) Rox-Z tosses Natina a bottle of lube
(05:19:07) Rosette_Contrail: You should let him farm some gold for you.
(05:19:13) Rox-Z: Have fun you two!
(05:19:32) Noeh: Rox, give me your kitten D:
(05:19:43) Noeh: I will hide him from the world!
(05:20:03) Natina: I wish he would *look at the lube* umm what should I do with this *holds the lube up to noeh*
(05:20:29) Rosette_Contrail: Ooo!
(05:20:31) Rosette_Contrail: I know!
(05:20:32) Rox-Z: Noeh wants U in her bum!
(05:20:38) Rox-Z: http://youtu.be/WlD2X0kYkxo
(05:20:47) Rosette_Contrail: You can squirt it all over your chest and abdomen.
(05:20:50) Rosette_Contrail: An flop on the ground.
(05:20:55) Rosette_Contrail: AN PRETEND YOU'RE A SLUG.
(05:21:03) Rosette_Contrail:

(05:21:07) Noeh: No I dont o-o
(05:21:17) Rosette_Contrail: AHH, FUCK YOU SMILY.
(05:21:17) Rox-Z: Slugs scare me
(05:21:19) Natina: I kije rox;s idea better rose
(05:21:21) Rosette_Contrail: =D*

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=WISDOOOM](05:23:04) Rox-Z: (whispers) GUESS WHAT!
(05:23:07) Rox-Z: (whispers)
(05:23:14) Natina: I would not do anything to Miss Noeh she would not like Rox
(05:23:17) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) Husky butt?
(05:23:22) Noeh was wearing pants
(05:23:29) Noeh still is
(05:23:55) Rosette_Contrail: *Pushes Noeh down a slide for fun and profit.*
(05:23:59) Rox-Z: (whispers) O
(05:24:04) Rosette_Contrail: *Butt first, of course.*
(05:24:06) Rox-Z: (whispers) I'm part
(05:24:10) Rox-Z: (whispers) ....
(05:24:25) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) PENIS
(05:24:26) Rox-Z: (whispers) Armadillo lizard
(05:24:30) Rox-Z: (whispers)
(05:25:47) Rox-Z: :I I need entertainment
(05:25:58) Noeh gives Rox video games
(05:26:17) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) I also think you're part penis. I mean, look at how huge it is. There is no species that can contribute to a cock that massive. You must have a large portion of your genome provided by some sort of alien... dick monster.(http://www.recaption.com/memes/Ancient-Aliens-Guy.jpg)
(05:28:09) Rox-Z: (whispers) o.o
(05:28:18) Rox-Z: (whispers) -.-
(05:28:19) Rox-Z: (whispers) o.o
(05:28:20) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) You know it is true.
(05:28:24) Rox-Z: (whispers) -blinks
(05:28:41) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) Someone shining a light in your eyes?
(05:28:48) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) OH WAIT. YES.
(05:28:54) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) Tis the light of wisdom.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Versatility](05:30:23) Natina: shower time
(05:30:27) Natina: bye bye
(05:30:42) Rox-Z: Wait!
(05:30:48) Rox-Z: I'll cum with you!
(05:30:51) Natina: what
(05:30:53) Noeh: xD
(05:30:57) Rosette_Contrail: *Tosses the lube after.*
(05:31:11) Natina: I told you rox, not into scalies
(05:31:22) Noeh still has scales ._.
(05:31:31) Rox-Z: :I Bite the towel, I'm going in dry
(05:31:41) Rosette_Contrail: Roger that Red Leader.
(05:32:10) Natina: but they feel soft and are furrish
(05:32:30) Rox-Z: My dick as fur on it
(05:33:16) Rosette_Contrail: Rox's dick has fur on it. Sometimes scales. Or feathers. Depends on who Rox is fucking.
(05:33:30) Noeh: Shapeshifters are cool like that
(05:33:47) Rox-Z: This one time, my dick was steel with iron spikes on it
(05:33:58) Rosette_Contrail: You were fucking a robot?
(05:34:03) Rosette_Contrail: ...Poor Jinxy.
(05:34:09) Rox-Z: But that was at bandcamp
(05:34:23) Natina: ok can I go now rox?
(05:34:33) Rox-Z: Nono! my dick is a USB thing for jinxy :3
(05:34:48) Rox-Z: Sure pet
(05:34:53) Rox-Z: You may go
(05:34:57) Rox-Z petpet
(05:35:15) Natina: and nice meeting you Noeh
(05:35:24) Noeh: Byyyye
(05:35:31) Rox-Z: You two can play later if you want
(05:35:31) FW_Command: Natina logs out of the Chat.
(05:35:34) Rosette_Contrail: Well, if Jinxy has a USB port couldn't you just use a normal dick? I mean, they ARE universal...
(05:35:45) Rox-Z: ~_^ I'll try not to wear Noeh out to much
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Neon Tiggers and fucking Parakeets](05:37:30) Rox-Z: Noeh!
(05:37:35) Rox-Z: Rose named me!
(05:37:37) Noeh: Rox!
(05:37:41) Noeh: What?
(05:38:02) Rox-Z: Imma Scusky!
(05:38:07) Noeh: lol
(05:38:16) Rox-Z: >_< SHUT UP!
(05:38:26) Rox-Z: I love it!
(05:39:13) Rosette_Contrail: Scusky and Hutch.
(05:40:15) Rox-Z: I... have no idea how to edit my profile
(05:40:33) Noeh: With the edit button
(05:40:39) Rox-Z oozes into Noeh's pants
(05:41:08) Noeh dances >.>
(05:42:41) Rox-Z: I did it!
(05:42:44) Rox-Z: Rose!
(05:42:46) Rox-Z: profile!
(05:42:48) Rox-Z: Look!
(05:42:49) Rosette_Contrail: Yus?
(05:42:52) Rosette_Contrail: Fien.
(05:42:52) Rox-Z: Nao!
(05:42:55) Rox-Z: meow!
(05:42:57) Rox-Z: purr!
(05:43:31) Rosette_Contrail: Don't know who Rose is... doesn't matter then...
(05:43:33) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(05:43:36) Rox-Z: Noeh is now.... a ummm Fizzard!!
(05:43:58) Rox-Z: ._. I didn't mean it liek that babeh
(05:43:59) Rox-Z: <333
(05:44:05) Rox-Z: You matters to mees
(05:44:08) Rox-Z: alots
(05:44:08) Noeh: lol Fizzard
(05:44:14) Rox-Z: <3
(05:44:47) Rosette_Contrail: Sounds like a hybrid of lizard and fissure. Or... gizzard. ._.
(05:44:59) Rox-Z: Lol a turtle bird would be a burtle
(05:45:00) Rosette_Contrail: Fuzzy Gizzard.
(05:45:35) Rox-Z: A furry turtle.... Furtle?
(05:45:38) Rosette_Contrail: AN A NEON TIGGER WOULD BE A NI- *Shot.*
(05:45:47) Rox-Z: XD!!!
(05:46:44) Rox-Z: Soo Rose.... tell me more about that you can do with your tongue o.o
(05:46:53) Rosette_Contrail: I can talk real good.
(05:46:57) Noeh: Yeah! I wanna know more about that too >.>
(05:47:07) Rosette_Contrail: I am quite eloquent with "Oral" presentations.
(05:47:27) Rox-Z nod nod
(05:47:30) Rox-Z: Annnnd?
(05:48:04) FW_Command: Silieth logs out of the Chat.
(05:48:09) Rosette_Contrail: I am also an excellent taste tester. I particularly like the flavors of melons, nectar and the occasional seed. Mostly sunflowers, I'm quite a healthy eater you see.
(05:48:20) Rosette_Contrail: Honey is good too.
(05:48:25) Rosette_Contrail: Most juices as well.
(05:48:36) Rosette_Contrail: Anything sweet really.
(05:48:43) Noeh: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd?
(05:49:19) Rox-Z: Fun fact: Most honey from NC is made by bees nomming on tobacco flowers
(05:49:44) Rosette_Contrail: Well.. I guess since it IS prehensile you could if you were desperate use it as a rather fitting tool. So long as you don't shove it anywhere nasty. But I could pick stuff up in narrow cracks I guess. Though that'd be a bit nasty...
(05:49:50) Noeh: Tobacco by itself isn't that bad for you though
(05:50:32) Rosette_Contrail: It does make it easier to enjoy lollipops and other suckables though, since I don't really need to hold them with my hands, leaving those free. Makes up for the lack of lips in keeping them in my maw.
(05:51:58) Rosette_Contrail: Oh! Stamps and seals on envelopes are no match for me. I can lick them like you wouldn't believe. A single long, constant drag and I can easily do three or four envelopes at a time. I think I should have gotten into the postal service...
(05:54:42) Rox-Z: ~_^ I have a 'stamp' you can lick babeh
(05:54:43) Rosette_Contrail: Silence. I guess my tongue really is boring. ._.
(05:54:55) Rosette_Contrail: I hope it's not a collector.
(05:55:09) Rox-Z: :3 It's one of a kind
(05:55:34) Rosette_Contrail: Huh. You sure you'd want to sacrifice such a stamp?
(05:55:54) Rox-Z: It's be alright
(05:56:38) Rox-Z: But really
(05:56:47) Rox-Z: This honey is DARK
(05:56:50) Noeh: Well we could always um..place a piece of fruit in a specific area of Rox and watch you fetch it~
(05:57:18) Rox-Z: And is about the same color as tobacco
(05:57:49) Rox-Z: :I It tastes like cig butts
(05:58:01) Rox-Z: My mother (A smoker) fucking loves it
(05:58:45) Rox-Z: :3 I keep the stamp in my pants
(05:59:15) Noeh: Great place to keep it safe and warm
(05:59:33) Rox-Z: Yep
(05:59:59) Rox-Z: ;-; I hope rose isn't part parakeet somewhere
(06:00:07) Rox-Z: Them fuckers hate me
(06:00:15) Noeh: LOL
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=They really irritate the throat...](02:27:25) Celi: I hate it when you're hungry and there's no snacky foods....
(02:27:56) (Mango) yawns softly, wagging her little battail. "I'm supposed to visit me mum tomorrow... I should be asleep right now."
(02:27:58) Silieth: Munchies for the lose.
(02:27:59) Rox-Z: :I I agree Celi.
(02:28:24) Celi: No, shut up cat, I'm starving here. I:<
(02:28:39) Silieth: Eat me.
(02:28:49) (Mango): obby
(02:28:56) Kiruru: Kinky
(02:28:59) Celi: I don't want a hairball.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Acer](03:17:36) Acer: acer
(03:18:15) Rosette_Contrail: Acer is a Pokemon apparently.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nope](04:19:10) Jack_Rabbit: Now I know why you like Louis.
(04:19:35) Jack_Rabbit: I just watched the bit where he was discussing cumming on his cat's face.
(04:19:55) Silieth: ._.
(04:20:03) Silieth: No. That wasn't it. Not at all.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Six](00:47:17) Cheeky_Stoat: So. It's six years today (officially) with my boi. Not sure what I should do for him.
(00:47:36) Luc: 6 sex positions
(00:47:42) Noémie: Lol
(00:47:44) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(00:48:02) Cheeky_Stoat: That's a good start.
(00:49:05) Luc: >w> or.... waiiit for it. 69, so you both get a six
(00:49:15) Luc: *hushes and fluffs onto a pillow*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nice Ass](01:02:35) (JNX/S-07): So this came up on my facebook wall... Fffffff..(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292505_462510803774475_368762413149315_1793303_2023765478_n.jpg)
(01:03:18) Luc: o.o
(01:03:21) Jack_Rabbit: ...
(01:03:26) Jack_Rabbit: I want one.
(01:03:35) Luc: thats a nice idea
(01:03:42) (JNX/S-07): A facebook wall?
(01:03:49) Jack_Rabbit: Ah, it zips up the crotch too...
(01:04:23) Jack_Rabbit: you gotta shave up before that goes on.
(01:05:13) Luc: up there? dont you mean down there?
(01:05:37) Jack_Rabbit: No. Because you read that wrong.
(01:05:48) Luc: true, true
(01:06:36) Cheeky_Stoat: O.O butt implants much?
(01:07:00) Luc: its probabaly just padding on the suit itself
(01:07:26) Luc: ...i hope...
(01:07:46) (JNX/S-07): It's photoshopped
(01:07:50) (JNX/S-07): Look at the wall on the right ass cheek.
(01:08:10) (JNX/S-07): Still, it's one of those good photoshops.
(01:09:26) Jack_Rabbit: No implants. That's why it has to zip up the crotch. It's the only way to get it on without sewing or painting it on.
(01:09:52) Jack_Rabbit: Shhh! You're giving it away.
(01:10:12) Luc: too late, everyone here knows now
(01:10:37) Jack_Rabbit: Yeah well. I imagine the original was still damn impressive.
(01:13:06) Bellatrix: *dances and rolls about*
(01:13:11) Luc: o.o
(01:14:22) Cheeky_Stoat: Without photoshop, padding, or implants an ass like that would be impossible. Zip-up crotch or not. The groove for the ass is just too deep.
(01:15:01) Luc: its amazing how much conversation can be made out of one person's ass
(01:16:54) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(01:19:43) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs into the Chat.
(01:20:50) (JNX/S-07): Luc, sometimes I wonder if your fetish is jamming your cock deep into someone's throat with the sheer intent of feeling their throat locking up around the tip.
(01:21:04) (JNX/S-07): But then I think... Naaah... I'll have a Coke instead.
(01:21:05) FW_Command: Kiruru logs into the Chat.
(01:21:16) GingerMarie noses Jinxy gently, sniffling a bit.
(01:21:23) Kiruru: Evening all *nom noms his pizza*
(01:21:25) (JNX/S-07) smells like sharks and icing o-o
(01:21:29) (JNX/S-07): oh wait
(01:21:33) (JNX/S-07): that's an l...
(01:21:34) (JNX/S-07): D:
(01:21:35) FW_Command: Sabata_McCloud logs out of the Chat.
(01:21:36) (JNX/S-07): WHAT HAPPENED
(01:21:38) Luc: wat
(01:21:39) (JNX/S-07): WHO'S ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK
(01:21:44) (JNX/S-07): *Hugs Gingy all tight* ;-;
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pedobaut](01:30:48) Rosette_Contrail: *Returns.*
(01:30:49) Luc: 'ok good
(01:36:15) (JNX/S-07): Rose.
(01:36:48) (JNX/S-07): :3 I found your Power Ranger's thong.
(01:38:25) Rosette_Contrail: ...Huh?
(01:39:14) (JNX/S-07): See, thong. *Holds it up* With power rangers. Smells like Rose. o_o
(01:41:45) Rosette_Contrail: ...The possible embarrassment of having Power Ranger panties is overpowered by Jinxbaut being a panty thief. And smelling them.
(01:42:09) FW_Command: Noémie has been logged out (Timeout).
(01:42:11) (JNX/S-07): Hey, I'm a recon bot. It's my job to find info on unknown stuff.
(01:42:43) Rosette_Contrail: Though I have to ask how you are familiar with my scent in such a private area. >.>
(01:42:47) Bellatrix: @.@
(01:43:12) (JNX/S-07): >_>
(01:43:13) (JNX/S-07): <_<
(01:43:16) (JNX/S-07): >______>
(01:43:18) Kiruru: o.o
(01:43:24) Luc: *fluffs a pillow*
(01:43:33) (JNX/S-07): Don't you remember our sexcapade on top of the Eiffel Tower?
(01:43:43) Kiruru: If I were you, Rose. I'd sleep with one eye open ._.
(01:44:33) FW_Command: Silieth logs into the Chat.
(01:44:37) Silieth: Boats and hoes.
(01:44:52) Kiruru: Boats and hoes.
(01:44:56) Rosette_Contrail: *Noms a Bella.* I have bad memory. Though it's not a good idea to be claiming Power Ranger panties are mine... cuz I can always say they were mine from when I was 14. It's very easy to brand you a pedobaut.
(01:45:22) (JNX/S-07): D:
(01:45:29) Luc: o.o
(01:45:29) (JNX/S-07): But I'm not even supposed to exist yet.
(01:46:04) (JNX/S-07): I'm like... -Millennia or something.
(01:46:06) (JNX/S-07): :C
(01:47:16) Bellatrix: o.o;;
(01:47:19) Rosette_Contrail: x7
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Just another Monday](01:56:57) FW_Command: Sthemio logs into the Chat.
(01:57:11) Bellatrix: *has a giggle fit and snuggles him all bunches* STHEMMY! GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?!
(01:57:18) Sthemio: Monday.
(01:57:27) (JNX/S-07): D:
(01:57:29) Bellatrix: No >:U
(01:57:31) (JNX/S-07): Wrong answer.
(01:57:35) (JNX/S-07): TAKE COVER
(01:57:40) (JNX/S-07) hides underground
(01:57:46) Sthemio: Yes, it is. It's Monday the 14th of May, 2012 CE.
(01:57:47) Luc: o.o
(01:58:03) Bellatrix: *throws cake at sthemmy* ITS MAH BIRTHDAY YOU HYBRID!
(01:58:23) Sthemio: Grats.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not free to play](06:44:53) Rox-Z: :I Free to play games are shit
(06:45:05) Cheeky_Stoat: Some sense has been made.
(06:45:05) Rosette_Contrail: *Nuzzles Rox.* Some are.
(06:45:10) Noeh fluffs Rox
(06:45:18) Noeh: You just hate everything, Rox :I
(06:45:22) Rosette_Contrail: I might get back on Vindictus...
(06:45:32) Rosette_Contrail: Even me? ;-;
(06:46:02) Rox-Z: o.o You aren't free to play Rose, so I love you <3
(06:46:17) Rosette_Contrail: Woo! \o/
(06:46:22) Rosette_Contrail: Wait.
(06:46:23) Cheeky_Stoat: *Attempts another cuddle session with Sthemio if he wasn't busy.*
(06:46:32) Noeh: I think she just called you a prostitute >.>
(06:46:48) Rox-Z: O.o
(06:46:54) Rox-Z: .......
(06:46:55) Rosette_Contrail: I just noticed. >.> I feel insulted in a thinly veiled way.
(06:47:00) Noeh: lol
(06:47:04) Rox-Z facepaws
(06:47:15) Rox-Z: That came out wrong x.x
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Buses need love too](07:58:46) Cheeky_Stoat: Balls. My boss called in hit by a bus so I may be here for awhile. They said he should be fine and I'm getting overtime so hopefully everything goes well.
(08:00:51) Rox-Z: You're boss got hit by a bus?
(08:01:03) Rox-Z: dammit, your*
(08:01:21) Cheeky_Stoat: Yep.
(08:01:29) Cheeky_Stoat: From what I was told.
(08:01:46) Rox-Z: Is bus code for a fat chick?
(08:01:49) Cheeky_Stoat: Hopefully he's fine and he gets a huge settlement.
(08:01:53) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pro Version](01:57:06) Rox-Z: Having kids shouldn't give people the right to mutilate dogs, if you have kids then you shouldn't get a dog like this, if you have a dog like this, you shouldn't have kids
(01:57:51) Noeh: People don't understand logic anymore though
(01:57:52) Rox-Z: Dobermans are 'cut' the way they are to look mean as I said because they were first bred for watch/guard dogs
(01:59:44) Rox-Z goes afk
(02:00:17) Sthemio: What's a logic? zomg is it a new facebook app i love those
(02:00:51) Noeh: Facebook teens seem to have less logic than normal people ._.
(02:01:38) Sthemio: They have no logic. Or creativeness, or personality, or future, really.
(02:01:39) Noeh: "Haha I just hacked you cause you told my your password! I'm so skilled!" for example
(02:01:51) Sthemio: Wait, I have relevant picture
(02:02:12) Cheeky_Stoat: I have an app for logic, doesm't mean I use it. I just think that it looks cool.
(02:02:14) Sthemio: Here.(http://i.imgur.com/o8IIW.png)
(02:02:18) Noeh: Or "You have no life because you play mmos! -sits on facebook games all day-"
(02:02:53) Noeh: My logic app came with ponies :3
(02:03:20) Sthemio: Mine came with the desire to see all people dead.
(02:03:23) Bellatrix: I am going to say again, I agree with you cheeky and rox. I was just trying to look at it differently, getting in the minds sort of thing, guess they have no minds X3
(02:03:23) Sthemio: I got the Pro version.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Totes Canon](00:07:44) Noémie: Some people said Jax was god.
(00:07:44) Kiruru: Who's Jax now
(00:07:49) Noémie: (Morgan Freeman)
(00:07:54) Noémie: http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Jax_the_Grandmaster_at_Arms/Ability_Details
(00:08:11) Rosette_Contrail: Gah, my chat windows are all scrunched up...
(00:10:22) Celi: Old jax was better....
(00:11:32) Noémie: I heard old Jax was worse.
(00:11:44) Celi: Hell no.
(00:12:06) Noémie: What's so special about old jax?
(00:12:46) Celi: Old jax could build offensive and about one defense item and still be beefy as fuck.
(00:13:00) Noémie: Ah okay
(00:13:07) Celi: His old passive game him 3 points of health for every point of AD and 2 points for every point of AP.
(00:14:32) Noémie: Oh wow
(00:18:27) Celi: Yeah, he basically beat the living shit out of everyone that he could get near.
(00:18:35) Celi: Now he's just.... eh...
(00:18:49) Noémie: He still beats the living shit if you ask me.
(00:18:52) Noémie: Just less.
(00:23:01) FW_Command: Kiruru has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:23:04) FW_Command: Kiruru logs into the Chat.
(00:26:27) FW_Command: Bellatrix enters the channel.
(00:27:58) Rosette_Contrail: I like to consider Jax's nerf part of his canon lore. He's such a beast they had to go beyond what the lore claims just to give the others a chance.
(00:28:27) Celi: Yeah but fuck others, Jax is awesome.
(00:28:32) Noémie: Lol
(00:28:36) Noémie: Jax is awesome indeed.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Vandalization](01:30:09) Silieth: I want a hairless cat. And a Bengal.
(01:30:30) Silieth: Not only are Bengal's pretty, but they have the most fun personalities.
(01:31:05) FW_Command: Jinxy logs into the Chat.
(01:31:42) Cheeky_Stoat: Seriously? A hairless cat?
(01:31:55) Silieth: Don't judge me...
(01:32:02) Silieth: They are very sweet.
(01:32:06) Cheeky_Stoat: Judged. XP
(01:32:11) Silieth: T.T
(01:32:37) Noeh: Hairless? D: But then you can't randomly shave them and take funny pictures of their weird appearance!
(01:32:42) Jack_Rabbit: She just wants something naked and wrinkly.
(01:32:48) Jack_Rabbit: Like a ballsac.
(01:32:56) Silieth: Wat.
(01:32:59) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(01:33:52) Silieth: I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot.
(01:34:14) Noeh: Lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Brilliant Idea and Panties](02:04:06) (Mango): It's 2 in the morning and I'm horny, and sleepy as fuck. God dammit.
(02:04:37) (Ninja_Kitty): Masturbate, sleep.
(02:04:43) (Ninja_Kitty): Problem solved.
(02:05:01) (Mango): :C That doesn't do it justice!
(02:05:11) Rosette_Contrail: *Moth naturally spazzs out because it's a moth.*
(02:05:20) Noeh: o-o
(02:05:24) (Mango): Might as well load up Forza or something and fap to that.
(02:05:38) (Pineapple): Stab a hole in your bed, put your dick in it and hump yourself to sleep
(02:05:46) (Mango): wat
(02:06:06) (Pineapple): wat o.o

(04:03:33) (Mango): Oh Rooooose....(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/534890_373074489401306_246047292104027_1054935_402318891_n.jpg)
(04:04:46) Rosette_Contrail: Oh no, I'm Mango's panties.
(04:06:55) (Mango): xD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=These guys...](12:14:19) Fawkes_Werefox: back
(12:14:51) Fawkes_Werefox: So...I have this big ass second degree burn blister on my thumb .__. stupid cheep ass Oven mitt .__.
(12:16:19) FW_Command: Nester_Delgado logs into the Chat.
(12:16:51) Nester_Delgado: Ouch
(12:17:03) (His_Adorableness):
(12:17:09) Fawkes_Werefox: I know >.<
(12:17:38) Luc: D:
(12:17:44) Luc: dont type, put ice on it
(12:17:45) Fawkes_Werefox: hurts like a bitch....so I put Vag cream on it...<.< >.> it works GREAT on burns
(12:18:16) Nester_Delgado: Vag cream?
(12:18:28) Fawkes_Werefox: Vagisil
(12:18:57) Fawkes_Werefox: works better then burn ointment actually
(12:19:07) Fawkes_Werefox: I can't feel a thing =D
(12:20:20) Nester_Delgado: LOL okay? Why do you have v?agisil
(12:20:36) Fawkes_Werefox: For burns o.o
(12:20:37) Nester_Delgado: Ugh, phones
(12:20:40) Luc: hes fawkes nester
(12:20:57) Luc: he is a creepy person
(12:20:58) (His_Adorableness): burns on your vagina?
(12:21:01) Noeh: He has it for his vagina, duh
(12:21:34) Nester_Delgado: LOL
(12:21:38) Fawkes_Werefox: ya, I spilled coffee on my Vag
(12:21:43) Fawkes_Werefox: so I need Vagisil
(12:23:04) (Dr.General.Rox): o.o
(12:25:05) Fawkes_Werefox: o.o ya I picked up the coffee pot and my dog decided she wanted to get between my feet...well I tripped and dropped the coffee spilling it all over my lap and pink panties, burning my cag
(12:26:04) Fawkes_Werefox: vag*
(12:26:17) (Dr.General.Rox): Vag cream, now with 100% more vag
(12:26:19) Fawkes_Werefox: Hurt like a motherfucker you would never believe .__.
(12:26:55) Noeh: Not sure if serious...or just being sarcastic ._.
(12:27:08) Fawkes_Werefox: That's the beauty of me baby ;3
(12:28:22) (His_Adorableness): blistered lips!
(12:28:46) Fawkes_Werefox: *whaps*
(12:30:02) Nester_Delgado: He was serious about the panties
(12:30:24) FW_Command: Noémie has been logged out (Timeout).
(12:30:39) Fawkes_Werefox: ya, there's a big coffee and blood stain on them now 3:
(12:31:12) (His_Adorableness): i would lend you mine
(12:31:22) (His_Adorableness): but that would be helpful
(12:31:28) Fawkes_Werefox: X3
(12:31:33) (His_Adorableness): and kinda gross
(12:31:41) Fawkes_Werefox: Here let me give you a hand with that *claps*
(12:32:21) Nester_Delgado: Oh stop pretending there wasn't a blood stain on them already.
(12:32:35) Fawkes_Werefox: ._. shhhh
(12:32:40) Luc: ...
(12:33:24) (His_Adorableness): daww our little fawkes is blossoming into a woman
(12:33:49) Luc: i do not get paid enough to deal with you
(12:33:52) Nester_Delgado: Blossom? My like erupt.
(12:33:53) Fawkes_Werefox: Oh ha ha .___. *whaps again*
(12:33:53) Luc: you.. people
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Child Savant](03:43:19) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail logs into the Chat.
(03:58:49) Yurothehotot: rose!
(04:00:16) FW_Command: Silieth logs into the Chat.
(04:00:23) Yurothehotot: sili!
(04:00:30) Silieth: Hey Yuro.
(04:00:49) Yurothehotot: how the heck are ya!
(04:02:07) Silieth: I'm alright. Yourself?
(04:03:32) Yurothehotot: i'm wonderful!
(04:04:02) Rosette_Contrail: Hello Bunbun, Sili.
(04:04:46) Rosette_Contrail: I think I have Pneumonia. My left lung hurts when I breath in too hard. Which sucks because I just woke up and I keep yawning. I'm gonna die...
(04:06:41) Silieth: Probably not.
(04:07:56) Yurothehotot: are you really really old or really really young rose?
(04:08:03) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, it's probably just Pleurisy. Though the whole pain in a single lung is shared between them. If I start getting cyanotic skin I'll know for sure.
(04:08:12) Rosette_Contrail: Young.
(04:08:16) Yurothehotot: if not then you shall be just peachy
(04:08:27) Yurothehotot: like 5 years old or younger?
(04:08:42) Rosette_Contrail: ...If I was five or younger I'd probably not be typing this good.
(04:08:51) Rosette_Contrail: Or at all.
(04:09:15) Yurothehotot: that is what i had figured <3 however you can never assume!
(04:09:35) Yurothehotot: there are some very talented 5 year olds out there!
(04:11:00) Rosette_Contrail: The majority of thirteen year olds can't even type as well as I can. I'm sure you can err on the side of conjecture a bit here.
(04:11:12) Silieth: ...well*
(04:12:31) Yurothehotot: I suppose so however it never hurts to avoid assumptions
(04:14:00) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(04:14:21) Rosette_Contrail: Anyways, it seems to have stopped. Now it's just a dull pain, yay for normal breathing. *Perches.*
(04:14:36) Yurothehotot: http://imgur.com/gallery/lL5CD
(04:16:48) Rosette_Contrail: Y'know, if that dress she was wearing was made of real fur, she'd totally not have to worry about the PETA paint tossers. Throwing red paint on that would be a fashion statement.
(04:19:02) Yurothehotot: X3 i hate PETA
(04:19:50) Rosette_Contrail: Everyone except PETA hates PETA, that's something you can safely assume.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Thoroughly Rubbed Off](10:06:40) Fawkes_Werefox: I'm pawing
(10:07:32) Rox-Z: Lemme see
(10:07:42) Rox-Z: :I Not that I'm straight or anything
(10:07:45) Nester_Delgado: -pokes it-
(10:08:05) Nester_Delgado: Thats true. Pics or it didn't happen.
(10:08:39) Fawkes_Werefox: X3
(10:08:44) Fawkes_Werefox: really? you want a pic?
(10:08:47) Mikkaddo: Boss you got that all wrong, ALL WRONG
(10:08:57) Nester_Delgado: I did?
(10:08:58) Mikkaddo: it's "Pics or it didn't happen -BITCH-"
(10:09:09) Mikkaddo: really man . . . come on
(10:09:10) Nester_Delgado: Lol
(10:09:14) Rox-Z: Fawkes is tiny bro, it wouldn't show up unless he has 16x Zoom
(10:09:28) Fawkes_Werefox: I'm 8 inches thank you very much >.>
(10:10:09) Rox-Z: :I 8 inches from the floor while laying face down on said floor maybe
(10:10:22) Fawkes_Werefox: want a pic?
(10:10:29) Nester_Delgado: Are you sure you're holding the ruler the right way?
(10:10:30) Rox-Z highfives herself
(10:12:02) Nester_Delgado: (It's silent now)
(10:12:05) FW_Command: Druscilla_Drakul logs into the Chat.
(10:12:11) Mikkaddo: morning Dru
(10:12:19) Nester_Delgado: Yay!
(10:12:28) Fawkes_Werefox: Well you said Pics or it didn't happen so...
(10:12:35) Mikkaddo: apparently the current conversation is about Fawkes' cock, which is not exactly something I care to discuss Nester XD
(10:12:43) Druscilla_Drakul: Morning, MiLord.
(10:12:50) Rox-Z: Only way, I'd believe it, if it was a video with sound with the computer monitor in the background with clearly readable text, open to FW chat with todays newspaper
(10:13:16) Rox-Z is hard to please like that
(10:13:16) Mikkaddo: or you could sleep with him
(10:13:22) Fawkes_Werefox: I date all my pics >.>
(10:13:39) Mikkaddo: do they ever call you Fawkes? XD
(10:13:52) Fawkes_Werefox: XD not like that silly
(10:13:56) Nester_Delgado: Rofl
(10:14:07) Mikkaddo: =P
(10:14:15) Fawkes_Werefox: the most recent one was from last nigh when I was drunk off my ass XD
(10:14:19) Fawkes_Werefox: night*
(10:14:27) Rox-Z: Or you could write 'Rox-Z' on your cock in sharpie
(10:14:38) Rox-Z: I'd believe it then
(10:14:44) Rox-Z: :I
(10:15:04) Nester_Delgado: Right,I'm out before these pics start showing up. See ya all in a bit.
(10:15:29) Fawkes_Werefox: XD
(10:15:32) Mikkaddo: but then he'd have to explain it to all the other people he shows off his cock too
(10:15:33) Mikkaddo: *to
(10:16:00) Fawkes_Werefox: lol alright Rox-Z X3 I'll give it to you tonight when I'm alone
(10:16:16) Rox-Z: He can 'rub' the name off
(10:16:25) Mikkaddo: he'll give it to you till he can't take it anymore
(10:16:32) Mikkaddo: *laughs* I see what you did there
(10:16:35) Rox-Z: It'll just take a while :I
(10:16:37) Mikkaddo: teehee . . . rub
(10:17:05) Mikkaddo: give him what I like to call the "phizer omellette"
(10:17:18) Mikkaddo: scrambled eggs with ground up viagra *thumbs up*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Grammar Fun](19:56:58) Kelly: *sexy Pose* I can dive at speeds reach 200mph.....rips the clothing right off! That's the downside....
(19:58:52) Rosette_Contrail: *Beak taps.* Eheh, I suppose it'd be best for you to wear nothing except leather straps and buckles then, huh? Provides support and storage options for pouches without such a risk. I could never dive at that speed... even if I was made for it; my formal wear is far too expensive to shred willy nilly. *Giggles, pondering something a moment.* Hm... perhaps I could make you a harness system to compensate? I'm quite a talented seamstress...
(19:59:30) (Elisabeth_White) perked a brow.
(19:59:52) Rosette_Contrail: Though, considering it probably won't cover much it may make you resemble a BDSM mistress to some extent... buckles and harnesses and straps are probably the best I can do without them having the risk of shredding at high speeds...
(20:00:18) Rosette_Contrail: Can't make a full body skinsuit since feathers need to be exposed for optimal airfoil surfaces.
(20:00:45) (Elisabeth_White): At the end of the day, if you're going to fly that fast, you're pretty much better off flying naked.
(20:00:58) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs into the Chat.
(20:01:04) Kelly: I like how those two are fighting by the jeep and that guy Chuck Norrises right into the fight outta nowhere
(20:01:43) Mikkaddo: the most disturbing burger ever . . . a cheeseburger stuffed inside a huge beef patty, with ketchup and cheese, and buns made of deep fried cheeseburgers
(20:01:49) Rosette_Contrail: A valid point. I'd still equip some sort of harness with pouches or other storage mediums for personal belongings though. While kinky, the female personal pocket is not the best choice for storage...
(20:02:16) (Elisabeth_White): Yes, perhaps.
(20:02:30) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, that is rather funny Kelly. It's almost like a player dropping into an online game all of a sudden, thus the "PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME" thing. x7
(20:02:37) Kelly: wow. that sounds like a deep fried heart attack
(20:03:03) Rosette_Contrail: Mikk, did you happen to be watching Epic Meal Time at the moment?
(20:03:04) Mikkaddo: with deep fried heart attacks for buns XD
(20:03:10) Rosette_Contrail: Just an assumption.
(20:03:25) (Elisabeth_White): Then again, is diving this fast any useful nowadays?
(20:03:25) Mikkaddo: nope, Regular Show *prepares the flame retardant umbrella and armor*
(20:03:39) Rosette_Contrail: It's useful for reaching the ground quickly.
(20:03:56) Rosette_Contrail: Maybe you somehow spontaneously combusted and need to reach a surface lake in five seconds...
(20:04:15) (Elisabeth_White): If you spontaneously combusted, you'd be ash immediately.
(20:04:17) (Elisabeth_White): "Spontaneous".
(20:04:23) Kelly: It is very useful in pouncing upon some one
(20:04:34) Rosette_Contrail: Okay... Spontaneously caught fire without exploding?
(20:04:49) (Elisabeth_White): That's some painful pouncing.
(20:04:50) (Elisabeth_White): And...
(20:04:55) Rosette_Contrail: Pouncing on someone at that speed sounds risky. You could break your neck.
(20:04:58) (Elisabeth_White): Yes, I suppose.
(20:05:33) Kelly: That....and it is just fun to go fast!
(20:05:36) Rosette_Contrail: Heh... spontaneous fire. I can imagine Elise or Kelly's hair suddenly lighting up. "Oh no! My hair is aflame!"
(20:05:45) Rosette_Contrail: Whof.
(20:05:51) Rosette_Contrail: That's the sound of fire starting.
(20:05:57) Kelly: Then I'd be a Pheonox
(20:06:12) Noeh: Phoenix*
(20:06:22) (Elisabeth_White) snicker
(20:06:27) Rosette_Contrail: Those are... hot. :7
(20:06:58) Mikkaddo: better than being a "Fenix" >.>
(20:07:02) Kelly: very hot
(20:07:10) (Elisabeth_White): Indeed!
(20:07:26) Rosette_Contrail: Fenix's have to deal with grubs instead of fire.
(20:07:31) Kelly: They cannot wear clothes
(20:07:40) Noeh: Phoenix Dx
(20:07:44) Rosette_Contrail: I see no flaws in not wearing clothes.
(20:07:50) Rosette_Contrail: Phenix?
(20:07:50) Mikkaddo: I was making a gears of war joke Noeh
(20:07:58) Rosette_Contrail: Same.
(20:09:05) Kelly: you are right, Rosette. *strips naked* Much better!
(20:09:28) FW_Command: Celi logs into the Chat.
(20:09:30) Silieth: Phoenix.
(20:10:17) Rosette_Contrail: *Randomly fetches a bottle of scotch and a highball. Drops some ice, and while holding glass lifts bottle, suddenly wraps an approximately foot long tongue around the cork, and tugs it off all prehensile like. Holding it in her beak, as she pours the glass. Then recorks the bottle. With her tongue. Setting it aside to take a sip of the amber liquid.* Mm, scotch.
(20:10:28) Bellatrix: ..what?
(20:10:30) Jack_Rabbit: Firebird, for all you people who can't spell it.
(20:11:00) (Elisabeth_White) blinks.
(20:11:02) Rosette_Contrail: Tis a Feenucks.
(20:11:08) Rosette_Contrail: But yes, I know how to spell it. x7
(20:11:10) Bellatrix: Google usually helps as a default dictionary.
(20:11:13) Silieth: Oooh, spell check, you are so difficult to use!
(20:11:13) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs into the Chat.
(20:11:31) Silieth: If you know, why did you spell it wrong twice?
(20:11:39) Noeh: ^
(20:11:39) Celi: No, this is afirebird.
(20:11:45) Celi: a firebird*
(20:11:46) Rosette_Contrail: Spel chek is for wimbs.
(20:11:50) Mikkaddo: Annoying Orange is getting a tv show . . . my soul hurts
(20:11:53) Bellatrix: Because, typos.
(20:11:58) Rosette_Contrail: I did it intentionally because I felt like it.
(20:11:59) (Elisabeth_White): Burd, how come you have a foot long tongue?
(20:12:19) Rosette_Contrail: Phoenix. See, I can spel gud.
(20:12:30) Silieth: It's fine to not know how to spell something. It's going to happen. But learning to admit when you are wrong is a valuable life skill.
(20:12:38) Bellatrix: hooked on phonics worked wonders for you rose lol
(20:12:43) Mikkaddo: I am disappointment in your grammar
(20:12:48) Silieth: *Goes back to not paying attention to the chat.*
(20:12:49) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs out of the Chat.
(20:12:56) Kelly: yeah and this is a Phoenix http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/'80-'84_Pontiac_Phoenix_5-Door.jpg
(20:12:59) Jack_Rabbit: Hooked on phoenix works for me too.
(20:13:00) Celi: Grammar's for sailors and faggots.
(20:13:10) Bellatrix: I thought she admitted she was wrong o.0
(20:13:17) Rosette_Contrail: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE CELI?
(20:13:20) Rosette_Contrail: =D
(20:13:30) Bellatrix: *flails* fuck it.
(20:13:34) Rosette_Contrail: Oh right. A boat.
(20:13:45) (Elisabeth_White): I'M ON A BOAT!
(20:13:51) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:14:02) Celi: They call 'em seamen for a reason.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Food time and Motorcycles](20:14:17) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs into the Chat.
(20:14:41) Celi rubs some of his shrimp lo mein on Dyrik.
(20:14:54) Mikkaddo: weba Stoatsman
(20:15:15) Kelly: greetings yet again, Cheek
(20:15:38) Cheeky_Stoat: *Goes mad from hunger at the scent and tries to eat self.*
(20:15:47) Celi: If anyone here plays Dota 2.
(20:16:08) Rosette_Contrail: Bad Dyrik.
(20:16:21) Rosette_Contrail: You are not a giant shrimp sausage.
(20:16:44) FW_Command: Rivy logs into the Chat.
(20:18:23) Kelly: mmmmm.....sausage
(20:18:29) Rosette_Contrail: *Ponders a moment.* >.> *Rubs a grilled chicken club panini with bacon bits, sun dried tomatos, provolone and ranch on the stoat to see what happens.*
(20:18:33) Mikkaddo: I prefer . . . "tacos"
(20:18:44) Rosette_Contrail: Soft Taco?
(20:18:46) Kelly: Tacos? What kind?
(20:18:53) Kelly: Fish Taco?
(20:18:57) Celi: I got a huge, German sausage for ya right here.
(20:19:00) Kelly: Bacon Taco?
(20:19:00) Mikkaddo: sometimes soft tacos, sometimes fish tacos
(20:19:07) (Elisabeth_White): Burd ladies%
(20:19:09) Mikkaddo: ooooh bacon makes everything better
(20:19:10) (Elisabeth_White): ?
(20:19:19) Rosette_Contrail: A bacon taco, with bacon for the shell... that sounds brilliant.
(20:19:19) (Elisabeth_White): Taco monday!
(20:19:25) Celi snaps his fingers for the rim-shot man he hired to do his job.
(20:19:28) Mikkaddo: and tangy bacon sauce
(20:19:30) Kelly: Bird Taco? That like chicken?
(20:19:54) Mikkaddo: that sounds . . . . fowl!
(20:20:00) Celi: Ostrich taco.
(20:20:01) (Elisabeth_White): Haha
(20:20:16) Celi: Ostrich burger...
(20:20:19) Celi: Burgers
(20:20:24) Celi: MOOSE.
(20:20:29) Celi: I need more moose meat...
(20:20:39) Rosette_Contrail: Elise makes good bird tacos.
(20:20:46) (Elisabeth_White): I do?
(20:20:54) Kelly: *thinks Mikkado wants a Bird taco*
(20:20:59) (Elisabeth_White): I can't remember you tasted them.
(20:21:17) Rosette_Contrail: Well, you seem to have a good one...
(20:21:33) Rosette_Contrail: I still need to do a taste test though to determine just how delicious such tacos may be.
(20:21:49) Celi: Hey Noemie, wanna play some card games on motorcycles?
(20:21:53) (Elisabeth_White): U see!
(20:21:56) (Elisabeth_White): I*
(20:22:00) (Elisabeth_White): Card games on what?
(20:22:09) Celi: On motorcycles!
(20:22:27) Rosette_Contrail: Included environmental challenge: Wind.
(20:22:56) Cheeky_Stoat: I'm not a giant shrimp sausage?! *Has an identity crisis.*
(20:23:03) Rosette_Contrail: When playing Magic or Yu Gi Oh or whatever floats your boat it's like having a constant tornado on the battlefield at all times.
(20:23:21) Rosette_Contrail: Nu, you are a meat popsicle.
(20:23:30) Celi: Or euchre.
(20:23:45) (Elisabeth_White): What's a motorcycle?
(20:23:49) Cheeky_Stoat: Hei, everyone. I'm technically at work so sometimes I muat do work
(20:23:53) Rosette_Contrail: Brum brum.
(20:24:24) Rosette_Contrail: It's what happens when a mans penis gets so huge it sprouts two wheels and turns metal.
(20:24:27) Cheeky_Stoat: Euchre <3
(20:25:08) Celi Euches Dyrik.
(20:25:15) (Elisabeth_White): What...
(20:25:20) Cheeky_Stoat: Must*
(20:25:23) Rosette_Contrail: They attach a pair of handlebars as a piercing to control it.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Happens to everyone](20:28:47) FW_Command: Rivy logs out of the Chat.
(20:29:25) Cheeky_Stoat: Rivy! *Pounce, molest, snuggle!*
(20:35:01) Cheeky_Stoat: o.o
(20:35:21) Cheeky_Stoat: Ouch.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Cowsex][06:12] Rosette Correiado: Heh, I'm actually less sexual than artistic on here. I've never actually "Yiffed", per se. Though I tend to call it plain sex, not a fan of the odd synonym used by most furs. x7 Plus I don't exactly make such noises, being an avian. But yes, I'm rather low libido, most references are genuine references and no attempt to molest someone. x7 Though I have tried RP from time to time... quite good at it, have had ten or more years to practice.
[06:14] Sarius Lowenhardt: That's pretty cool. I tend to RP alot here in that fashion really...don't get it as much as I used to, friends dissapearing and whatnot, but I'm always open to some fun really. I don't really mind how it's called..I tend to call it RPing or just sex aswell. I can't ever recall ever going to someone if they wanted to yiff or anything heh
[06:16] Rosette Correiado: It's a bit of a turn off for me honestly. If anyone asked if I wanted to yiff... I dunno, I just see the word as childish and immediately assume the requester is some kid or something. It's like cooties and stuff, has this really childish feel to it. So yes, RPing works for me. My only problem is I tend to take three or four hours just doing character development and meeting and talking and building up some personality and stuff before the fun happens so it can get boring. x7
[06:18] Sarius Lowenhardt: I guess for me , it just depends on the mood...wether Id do that, or just go straight to the sex part heh. I do tend to believe most rather go with the latter than the former though. Nothing wrong with making a story out of it all though ....those tend to be quite fun indeed.
[06:18] Rosette Correiado: Yeah, many are just looking for a quick fuck. In those situations, I guess the references come easy. x7
[06:19] Rosette Correiado: Since it's pretty much "Alright, get naked. Cool, do you have a penis? Alright, make it erect. Now stand a second and lemme take a profile shot. Sweet, done... now we can set up this oral pose. Hop on that ball. Alright, quick adjust and good to go. Unf."
[06:21] Sarius Lowenhardt: Hehehe , that does seem different from what I used to...Tend to go do atleast some RPing. Some are satisfied with just riding poseballs?
[06:22] Rosette Correiado: Well, in most cases it's best JUST to do poseballs. No offense but I refuse to RP with anyone who lacks a basic grasp of English and only posts a single word or sentence response to my posts, like the notorious "Mmmmmm". ._.
[06:22] Rosette Correiado: So for them it's sort of poseballs or nothing.
[06:23] Sarius Lowenhardt: Ahhh, that does make sense then...Yeah if you put it that way, i'd probably do the same thing too...or atleast respond with the same manner they do.
[06:23] Rosette Correiado: "Mmmmmm" "Mmmmmm" "MMmmmm" "MMMMOOOO"
[06:24] Sarius Lowenhardt laughs.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Totes burned yo](19:46:58) Dracco_Knightblade: Getting boners wherever and whenever? Yeah...that sucks bigtime.
(19:47:14) Dracco_Knightblade: Cause its like "Oh...well...goddammit now what can I except maybe direct traffic."
(19:47:34) Rosette_Contrail: Dracco's erection is good at directing women away.
(19:47:39) Rosette_Contrail: Zing.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=That would be a great video though...](23:16:31) Noémie: http://fs.flashchan.ru/yiff/Unifawn_dragon_cock_pounding_pussy.swf xD
(23:16:35) Noémie: NSFW
(23:17:00) Sabata_McCloud: You warned us of NSFW on an adult site? O.o
(23:17:22) Silieth: Dyrik is at work.
(23:17:29) Silieth: I am at a friends house.
(23:17:39) Silieth: Other people may have company.
(23:17:44) Noémie: SOME PEOPLE ask to be warned of NSFW links
(23:17:51) Silieth: It's good to tag things like that.
(23:17:55) Noémie: So instead of having them bitch at me
(23:18:00) Noémie: Heh
(23:18:10) Mew: (anyway, replying...)
(23:18:53) Rosette_Contrail: Thank you Noémie. I'm glad you pointed out that a link titled "Unifawn_dragon_cock_pounding_pussy.swf" was NSFW. For a second there I thought it was some odd chicken draconic hybrid beating a poor defenseless feline to death.
(23:19:20) Rosette_Contrail: I'm glad it's just porn
(23:19:24) Fawkes_Werefox: x3
(23:19:25) Fen: I was pleasantly surprised it wasn't that rose. )
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=More naughty Luc](12:08:46) Luc: oh hai bur
(12:10:04) Rosette_Contrail: *Is confus.* Hello Lu.
(12:10:20) Luc: how are yo
(12:10:55) Rosette_Contrail: I'm alrigh, how are you doin?
(12:11:04) Noeh: Hullo furs
(12:11:20) Rivus: Petrone? good tequila
(12:11:26) Luc: fin, fluffing like i shoul
(12:12:25) Noeh: I wish I could wear skirts just..all the time x.x
(12:13:51) Yurothehotot: me too noeh <33
(12:14:09) Rosette_Contrail: Not a fan of Tequila.
(12:14:12) Noeh: I had to get one out today x.x just too hot
(12:14:44) Rosette_Contrail: *Giefs Noeh a cooling vent to stand over.*
(12:15:13) Noeh: I have an AC
(12:15:20) Noeh: But skirts are sexier x3
(12:16:22) Luc: ... so thats 2 crossdressers
(12:16:34) Noeh: I'm technically a girl ._.
(12:16:54) Luc: oh
(12:17:01) Rosette_Contrail: *Finds the idea of Noeh standing over an AC Vent win win. She gets cooler, and it blows her skirt up. <3*
(12:17:15) Noeh: xD Rose I'd just take it off for you <3
(12:17:19) Yurothehotot: I'm not <33
(12:17:20) Rosette_Contrail: Luc is asexual, it doesn't even know gender well enough to figure out when crossdressing applies.
(12:17:45) Luc: (only in RP chat, rose... only in RP)
(12:18:00) Rosette_Contrail: Bun Bun is also a huge homo, so we can forgive him for wearing skirts.
(12:18:17) Yurothehotot: <33
(12:19:06) Luc: do you speak in the lisp yuro?
(12:19:21) Rosette_Contrail:
(12:19:25) Rosette_Contrail: Huh.
(12:19:28) Noeh: When I get everything done I'm just gonna buy like 30 skirts and never wear pants again x.x
(12:19:34) Rosette_Contrail: o/'
(12:19:55) Rosette_Contrail: ...How about panties?
(12:20:04) Noeh: Well duh
(12:20:12) Noeh: I already have loads of those though >.>
(12:20:25) Rivus: nothing caresses the junk better then silk
(12:21:12) Luc: (hands caress the junk better)
(12:21:13) Yurothehotot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpJYkDQNSo&feature=plcp *my voice*
(12:21:27) Rosette_Contrail: Panties always confus Japanese men. For a commando girl there's the benefit of "Sweet exposure" high five followed by the "Awe no panty shot" downer.
(12:21:41) Luc: awesome
(12:21:49) Noeh: lol so true Rose
(12:21:52) Rosette_Contrail: Luc caresses the junk better.
(12:22:37) Luc: that is yet unproven rose >w>
(12:22:39) Luc: )
(12:22:40) Rivus: *laughs*
(12:23:15) Rivus: Wow Yuro
(12:23:52) Yurothehotot: i knoww >.<
(12:24:17) Rosette_Contrail: What? You're not good at caressing an oddly named Chinese sea vessel?
(12:25:52) Luc: *fluffs a random boot*
(12:26:59) Rosette_Contrail: Oh hey, you play Space Quest.
(12:27:07) Rosette_Contrail: That is more significant than you're fabulous voice.
(12:27:12) Luc: c3
(12:27:12) Rosette_Contrail: your
(12:27:15) Rosette_Contrail: What the fuck is wrong with me.
(12:28:01) Yurothehotot: are you kidding rose! i grew up on sierra games!
(12:28:46) Rosette_Contrail: I wish I had Space Quest. ._.
(12:29:03) Luc: umm rose
(12:29:11) Noeh: Chex quest
(12:29:13) Luc: you can download DOSbox and play it
(12:29:16) Luc: oh god noeg
(12:29:20) Yurothehotot: the remake of 2 is fanmade and free
(12:29:23) Luc: fluff you >.>
(12:29:24) Rosette_Contrail: Well yeah.
(12:29:28) Noeh: lol
(12:29:28) Rosette_Contrail: I meant in my youth.
(12:29:48) Yurothehotot: ahh
(12:30:12) Luc: IN MY YOUTH i took to the law and argued each case with my wife. TThe muscular strength it gave to my jaw lasted the rest of my life
(12:31:02) Yurothehotot: X3
(12:32:09) Rosette_Contrail: So Luc can give really good blowjobs now?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Time out Corner](19:36:01) Noeh: Singed can tank both base turrets with 2 RoA and his ult going and not tank damage >.>
(19:36:06) Rivus: When messing up their base and the other team spawns back, you sacrafice
(19:36:10) Noeh: take*
(19:36:27) Sabata_McCloud: This argument is silly.
(19:36:50) Noeh: But Sili isn't here Saba :I
(19:36:53) Noémie: No, you run away XD
(19:37:22) Sabata_McCloud: Noeh, do me a favor and go stand in that corner. That word-play was terrible. >:<
(19:37:35) Noeh: D: I know ._.
(19:37:38) Noémie: Lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pony denied and Diamond tips](19:41:38) Rosette_Contrail: That's good Gingy. Hai Janx/
(19:41:41) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): I cam with Jin a lot. o.o;
(19:41:46) Jinxy: Yeah o:
(19:41:55) LaffinFox has no (working) webcam
(19:41:56) Noémie: Lol
(19:41:56) Rosette_Contrail: See, that's not a period that's a wave sign. / It's like my text is waving at you.
(19:41:58) FW_Command: Jinxy is now known as (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging).
(19:42:35) Noeh: /) brohoof?
(19:42:38) Noeh: :3
(19:42:45) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): ( I love you now, Noeh.
(19:42:48) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): FUCK
(19:42:49) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): (
(19:42:50) Noeh: lol
(19:42:51) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): .....
(19:42:53) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): *cries*
(19:42:57) Noeh: TROLL
(19:42:58) Fen: I have a working webcam.
(19:43:00) Noeh: :3
(19:43:02) FW_Command: Dracco_Knightblade logs into the Chat.
(19:43:03) Fen: Other's call it an Ipad.
(19:43:20) Dracco_Knightblade: *has a webcam too!*
(19:43:25) Rosette_Contrail: Lolno.
(19:43:27) Dracco_Knightblade: *Though...its somewhere he can't find it at the moment*
(19:43:32) Noeh has a webcam
(19:43:40) Sabata_McCloud also has a webcam.
(19:43:43) Dracco_Knightblade: *But he does have a mic at least*
(19:43:44) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): o 3o;
(19:43:53) Cheeky_Stoat: I have a webcam as well.
(19:44:04) Rosette_Contrail: You can take your creepy pony stuff elsewhere. Cheers.(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pesyEebo1rrnep7o1_400.gif)
(19:44:07) LaffinFox has a mic
(19:44:08) Cheeky_Stoat: But I'm usually naked so I won't cam.
(19:44:09) Fen: We should cam sometime sab.
(19:44:11) Noémie: I have a webcam. But I don't use i.
(19:44:14) Noémie: it*
(19:44:17) Noeh: lol Rose
(19:44:20) Sabata_McCloud: That made me lol, Rose.
(19:44:23) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): Ew. o.o;
(19:44:23) Noémie: I even uninstalled the drivers
(19:44:29) Noeh: SMASHING
(19:44:32) Noémie: Wut XD
(19:46:21) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): " a gaurden hose before " Dear god.
(19:46:29) Fen: Snapper.
(19:46:41) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): GINGY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD MY NIPPLES ARE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
(19:46:57) Fen: And I wouldn't care about you being naked. Just that me walking around with a naked person on my ipad does draw attention cheeks.
(19:47:02) Rosette_Contrail: Jinxbaut has precision diamond tipped glass cutting nipples.
(19:47:03) LaffinFox: ...
(19:47:06) Sabata_McCloud: Ah, okay.
(19:47:11) Rosette_Contrail: Industrial.
(19:47:17) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): LOLOL
(19:47:30) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): NEW ADD ON FOR JINXBOT~
(19:47:36) Cheeky_Stoat: Hence why I don't cam
(19:47:39) Cheeky_Stoat: XP
(19:47:40) LaffinFox has no skype activity... *foreverafox* ;~;
(19:47:49) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): You're not even online, Laff. o.o;
(19:47:49) Rosette_Contrail: Jinx can rub it's chest on a window and pretend to be a bank robber.
(19:47:49) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): :3
(19:48:02) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): I CAN NEVER TURN A POLICE OFFICER ON
(19:48:05) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): I'D KILL HIM ;-;
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Fatbaut and Slippery fish](19:50:12) Cheeky_Stoat: Yo. Fen. You and I should just camp in vent. I also don't use it 'cause no one's there.
(19:50:29) Rosette_Contrail: Man, that's even worse. They don't even have a bit of length to begin with!
(19:50:40) Cheeky_Stoat: Sabata, you can make vent handsfree.
(19:50:41) Fen: We should. Give me a second to go out and smoke, then we'll begin our camping trip into vent.
(19:50:55) Fen: Also, anyone is available to join.
(19:51:00) Fen: No hockey masks please.
(19:51:16) Cheeky_Stoat: Awesome. I'll load it up.
(19:51:20) Sabata_McCloud: I'm still perfecting the ability to go hands-free.
(19:51:22) Noeh: I'd have to reinstall it
(19:51:23) Rosette_Contrail: I'll wear a scarf.
(19:51:31) Rosette_Contrail: Over my mouth.
(19:51:32) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging) becomes Rose's scarf.
(19:51:34) Dracco_Knightblade: awww...v_v *takes off hockey mask*
(19:51:35) Rosette_Contrail: ...It's an extra thick scarf.
(19:51:47) Rosette_Contrail: Haha I just called Jinxy fat.
(19:51:48) Cheeky_Stoat: Oh god...a sketchy bumm with a shirt that says "don't make me laugh or I'll fart." XD
(19:52:02) LaffinFox: lol
(19:52:02) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): ;m;
(19:52:48) Cheeky_Stoat: Aw, damn. Almost out of batteries.
(19:52:51) LaffinFox is online on skype... WE SHOULD ALL HAVE A VOICECHAT~
(19:53:07) Noeh: lol oh god
(19:53:15) Cheeky_Stoat: It really is, Ginger.
(19:53:34) Rosette_Contrail: I'm about to steal a friends laptop temporarily for skype or something. Get this.
(19:53:38) LaffinFox: wait... batteries...?
(19:53:49) Rosette_Contrail: It has... built in Microphone, AND Webcam. She only uses it for Farmville.
(19:53:49) Rosette_Contrail: Fghsdhfh
(19:53:52) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): His vibrator. >_>
(19:53:52) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): Lol.
(19:53:58) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): ....
(19:54:05) LaffinFox: .............................................>.>
(19:54:18) Cheeky_Stoat: Yes. I'm on my way to a remote town for a friend's birthday.
(19:54:27) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): xD
(19:54:36) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): I need a new vibrator.
(19:54:37) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): ...
(19:54:46) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): JINXY
(19:54:48) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): DROP THE BASS
(19:54:52) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): AND SIT STILL.
(19:54:52) Rosette_Contrail: I fuckin knew you'd say that.
(19:54:56) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): ...
(19:54:58) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): FUCK
(19:54:59) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): xD
(19:55:00) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): THIS GODDAMN FISH
(19:55:00) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): AAAAAGH
(19:55:00) LaffinFox: =O==== ?
^ like that?
(19:55:01) Rosette_Contrail: I was about to go "Jinxy is a good vibrator."
(19:55:05) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO DROP IT
(19:55:06) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): AAAAGHH
(19:55:07) LaffinFox:
(19:55:10) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): Rose~
(19:55:11) LaffinFox: ...
(19:55:18) LaffinFox: dafuq?
(19:55:19) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEBODY GET A GODDAMN NET
(19:55:23) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): AAAAAGHH ITS BOUNCING EVERYWHERE
(19:55:24) (Jinxy/Camming_With_Ging): SHIT
(19:55:26) (Ginger/Camming_With_Jinx): skdjfha
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=It's an older model](14:06:51) LaffinFox: rox... say that your sorry for being mean, and that you will restate your argument as: foxes are LIKE rats, but are NOT rats, as they are canids.
(14:07:05) Rivus: *trys to fax a document with Fax, then hits it because it doesnt work*
(14:07:25) Rivus: don't do it Rox
(14:07:37) Rivus: don't give in to peer pressure!
(14:08:03) LaffinFox: shut it rivus, you're not helping bring peace to this site...
(14:08:09) LaffinFox: you're promoting...
(14:08:13) LaffinFox: FURRY DRAMA
(14:08:28) Rosette_Contrail: What peer pressure?
(14:08:46) Rivus: says the one wanting an apology for an opinion. but not talking to you, only Rox
(14:09:25) LaffinFox: no, rox can have an opinion... just as long as it's stated AS AN OPINION
(14:09:50) LaffinFox: otherwise, it's just an insult
(14:09:57) Rivus: of coarse it is
(14:10:26) Rivus: *yawns and relaxes onto a couch* anyway
(14:10:28) LaffinFox: so... "foxes are like rats" is ok. but "foxes are rats" is just mean
(14:10:50) Rivus: Ghost adventures, both funny and spooky
(14:11:54) Rosette_Contrail: Opinions, insults... people say what they feel like saying. This be PLANET FREEDOM.
(14:11:56) Rox-Z: I choose to state my and my followers options as insluts because they are truth
(14:13:20) Rox-Z: As a quoll, I harbor a great number of followers on my blog, message board and web sites that agree with me.
(14:14:21) Rosette_Contrail: Insluts, like invoices but cool, I guess.
(14:14:37) Rox-Z: Indeed they are Rose
(14:15:00) Rosette_Contrail: I'd like an inslut as proof of transaction for sexy services.
(14:15:18) Rox-Z: Rep
(14:15:23) Rivus: that must be an awesome accounting firm
(14:15:32) Rox-Z: It's a scoobydoo 'yep
(14:15:35) LaffinFox: ..................................................................i'm lost
(14:15:51) Rosette_Contrail: Lemme check the mood monitor...
(14:16:01) Rox-Z: Just follow the cheese scent to the trap Laffin
(14:16:11) Rosette_Contrail: [Serious]============()[Sarcastic]
(14:16:17) Rosette_Contrail: How's that work?
(14:16:22) Rivus: you see mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge
(14:16:45) Rox-Z: (whispers) Keep the secret bro!(http://i47.tinypic.com/24vurg9.jpg)
(14:16:56) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Rox-Z) Whops.
(14:17:11) Rox-Z: [Serious]============()[Awesome]
(14:17:14) LaffinFox hits it with a stick, then steals the cheese
(14:17:15) Rox-Z: :3
(14:17:24) LaffinFox is from wisconsin...
(14:17:26) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, I should relabel my monitor.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dirty Eyesight](14:44:42) Cheeky_Stoat: Play City of Heroes then tell me that. The customizations for powers is fucking epic in CoH. You can even design how the powers manifest in a way.
(14:45:06) Cheeky_Stoat: Like the animation and the colours.
(14:46:10) Rosette_Contrail: How about normal costume customization? x7 Powers is cool but I like looking awesome too.
(14:47:04) Cheeky_Stoat: DCUO has pretty good clothing customization but I can't remember for CoH. Been awhile since I played it.
(14:48:41) Cheeky_Stoat: DCUO also has really ugly furry skins that all look identical except for the colours.
(14:49:04) Cheeky_Stoat: XD If you're into that.
(14:49:26) Cheeky_Stoat: Getting it for your computer, Rose?
(14:49:32) Rosette_Contrail: Heh. Well, I mostly just want like... armor and headwear and stuff. Like gasmasks and all that.
(14:50:18) Fawkes_Werefox: X3 I have DCUO for the PS3 X3 Healer Role For the win
(14:50:26) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(14:50:28) FW_Command: Rox-Z has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:50:38) Rosette_Contrail: I don't care for the basic tights assemble. My outfit has to have shoulderpads and armor and all that good stuff. Headwear is important cuz I don't care for showing my face. I like the anonymity of a gasmask or scarf or some other face cover.
(14:50:50) Cheeky_Stoat: Uhm...they have a sort of gas mask but it's like a future looking one so it doesn't really look like a typical gasmask.
(14:51:28) Cheeky_Stoat: Lots of different facial coverings. Not sure about shoulder pads.
(14:51:36) Rosette_Contrail: I might, but I'm looking for F2P. Just so I can check out customization beforehand. I mean, the appearance is a big part and I don't wanna be limited in how I can create my character.
(14:51:56) Rosette_Contrail: One sec.
(14:52:13) Cheeky_Stoat: CoH and DCUO are F2P.
(14:54:36) (JNX/A-07): ._.
(14:54:40) (JNX/A-07): I need new glasses.
(14:54:57) (JNX/A-07): Rose, I read that as "I don't care for the basic tight assholes"
(14:54:58) FW_Command: KristineGreylight logs into the Chat.
(14:55:05) (JNX/A-07): Just... what the fuck x_x;
(14:55:16) Fen: Hey Kris.
(14:55:51) FW_Command: KristineGreylight logs out of the Chat.
(14:55:59) (JNX/A-07): ._.
(14:56:55) Rosette_Contrail: Is that like last night with the Astro company? All "Sounds futuristic" and you're like "They work in aerial condoms" instead of combat?
(14:57:10) Rosette_Contrail: Baut has dirty eyesight.
(14:58:08) (JNX/A-07): ._.
(14:58:14) (JNX/A-07): AERIAL CONDOMS FTW
(14:58:25) Cheeky_Stoat: So, this dumbass imI went to highschool with is on the bus with me and has a mullethawk.
(14:58:43) Cheeky_Stoat: I*
(14:58:55) (JNX/A-07): Cheeky, do us all a favor and douse his troubles in hot lava. <3
(14:59:26) Cheeky_Stoat: I really should. But unfortunately I have no lava on me.
(14:59:31) Qaja: I don't care for the basic tight asshole. Classic. XD
(15:00:09) (JNX/A-07): Cheeky, they can be stored in regular pails O;
(15:00:17) (JNX/A-07): Won't burn through or anything
(15:00:39) Cheeky_Stoat: Doesn't change the fact that I have none on me.
(15:00:46) (JNX/A-07): :C Dig deeper!
(15:00:55) (JNX/A-07): Dig as much as the basic tight asshole will allow!
(15:01:10) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(15:01:16) (JNX/A-07): Oh God, I hope that doesn't turn into a thing. xD
(15:01:19) Fen: I'm just gonna sit back and let this conversation go on its own.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pikasuit](18:27:20) FW_Command: Sthemio logs into the Chat.
(18:28:34) Rox-Z: o______o
(18:28:57) FW_Command: Amina logs into the Chat.
(18:28:57) Fen: Hey sthem
(18:29:02) Fen: Hey amina
(18:29:11) Amina: Seeeeeeth. *lays on*
(18:29:40) Sthemio: Hey. -Has a lazy cat bitch upon his person.-
(18:30:15) Amina: *Has on sunglasses* Deal wit it.
(18:30:31) Sthemio: Pikachu cosplay. Deal with THAT. http://i.imgur.com/Hah5e.jpg
(18:30:55) Rox-Z: .....
(18:30:55) (JNX/A-07): ...What the fuck, Sthemmy.
(18:30:57) Rox-Z: best
(18:30:59) Amina: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK
(18:30:59) Rox-Z: pika
(18:31:01) Amina: Seth
(18:31:02) Amina: Seth
(18:31:03) Rox-Z: ever
(18:31:09) Amina: Our Great Dane
(18:31:09) Fen: Pikachu meets beetle borg meets FF7.
(18:31:18) Amina: "PIKATRON 9004"
(18:31:25) Amina: We'll call him Tron.
(18:31:35) Rox-Z: Pikaborgzff007
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Thinking too hard](18:49:15) Fen: Jerboa: Definition by breaking down of the word jerboa. Jer, German, denotes destruction or dissolution. Also taking apart or making into pieces. Let bo stand for, in many scientific theories, as a unit of mass. A being a means to feminize the masculine and neutral words. So, Jerboa = to take apart mass effeminately.
(18:50:18) Kiruru: wait...what?
(18:50:35) Fawkes_Werefox: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Random image and Zombie Dysentery](18:56:37) (JNX/A-07): http://imgur.com/gallery/ncPyJ
(18:57:54) Kiruru yawns just a bit, thusly uses Amina as a pillow.
(18:58:42) (Mina_Can'tBeHeldAccountable): *Patpats the dog-thing, allowing him to nest on her ample mommy-boobs*
(19:02:14) Kiruru is down with the idea of boobs as pillow, is rather comfortable.
(19:03:17) FW_Command: LaffinFox logs into the Chat.
(19:03:44) FW_Command: LaffinFox is now known as (Laffin(DeadFrontier)).
(19:05:21) Fen: That link is dead to me jinxy.
(19:07:10) (Laffin(DeadFrontier)): LOL
(19:07:16) (Laffin(DeadFrontier)): that link...
(19:07:34) (Laffin(DeadFrontier)): dear god jinxy *high-fives*
(19:08:02) (Laffin(DeadFrontier)): :'D

(19:26:40) Mikkaddo: I like to think "dead frontier" is the name of an awesome new game where you play Oregon Trail with zombies added in for extra challenege
(19:26:41) Rox-Z: Rose halp!!!
(19:26:42) Mikkaddo: hey Fen
(19:26:45) Rox-Z: >_< ROSE!
(19:27:28) Rosette_Contrail: *Tantalizingly rubs a six inch meatball marinara sub under Rox's nose.* Better?
(19:27:59) Fen: I would still die from dysentery.
(19:28:17) Mikkaddo: yeah, see that's the thing
(19:28:34) Mikkaddo: you still die of dysentery or, cholera, or starve . . .
(19:28:41) Rosette_Contrail: No Fen, there's worse. Zombie dysentery.
(19:28:49) Mikkaddo: oh shit!
(19:29:02) Mikkaddo: of course, the worst way to die in zombie oregon trail: stanky leg
(19:29:02) Rosette_Contrail: You die then are zombified to kill the rest of your family. By dysentery.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not here](20:07:03) (JNX/A-07): ROSE
(20:07:23) (JNX/A-07): ;-;
(20:07:31) Rosette_Contrail: D:
(20:07:35) Rosette_Contrail: Did you find a robin too?
(20:07:42) (JNX/A-07): o-o wut?
(20:07:56) Rosette_Contrail: Mau.
(20:08:17) (JNX/A-07): *Tilts head*
(20:08:21) (JNX/A-07): deadmau5?
(20:08:32) Rosette_Contrail: I imagine that's the noise you make.
(20:08:39) Rosette_Contrail: You can prolly wub too.
(20:11:11) (JNX/A-07): ._.
(20:11:32) (JNX/A-07): I made you a bass, but I dropped it.
(20:11:41) Fawkes_Werefox: o:
(20:11:49) Fawkes_Werefox: no skittles for you
(20:12:14) Rosette_Contrail: Porkchop sandwiches.
(20:14:16) Rivus: mmmm
(20:14:23) (JNX/A-07): "Should I just end my conquest here, or shall I continue to conquer the rest of England's cities?" "Destroy the mall." "*Them all?" "No, buy out everything in the mall, have it closed down, and then use said everything to get bitches. :3"
(20:16:49) Rox-Z: ROSE
(20:16:51) Rox-Z: ROOOOSE
(20:16:57) Rox-Z: HEY
(20:16:58) (JNX/A-07): ROOOOOOOOOOOSE
(20:17:09) Rox-Z: >_< shut it rebit!
(20:17:19) Rox-Z: Rose and I has a babeh together!
(20:17:29) Rox-Z: It's Adopted but still!
(20:17:43) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(20:17:45) Rivus: hey! dont you diss kirmit the frog!
(20:17:50) Rosette_Contrail: *Shuffles away.*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not something you want to drink...](20:34:55) Luc: *stuffs torch into a bottle. has a shyguy in a bottle* <3
(20:34:56) Torch rawrs and flails and stuffs, then curls up under a table.
(20:35:18) Torch is not Luc's goddamned genie!
(20:36:17) Luc: D: i was thinking like a shit in a bottle
(20:36:26) Luc: .... ship...
(20:37:04) Rosette_Contrail: Haha.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Healthy Trap](23:18:36) Rosette_Contrail: Geez I have so many cookies. Three dozen cookies.
(23:18:42) Bellatrix: I was just testing things out rose ^^
(23:18:46) Sabata_McCloud: What kind of cookies?
(23:18:47) (Libby): *High-fives Rose* THANK you.
(23:18:49) Rox-Z: What kind of cockies?
(23:19:07) Rosette_Contrail: *Face rapes Rocks with cockies.*
(23:19:11) (Libby): Sawed off cookies?
(23:19:19) Rosette_Contrail: Chocolate chip, because I'm boring.
(23:19:29) Rosette_Contrail: Whoops, final batch beeped.
(23:19:39) Bellatrix: Lol cockies ;3
(23:19:48) Sabata_McCloud: Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.
(23:19:53) (Libby): I'm suddenly very aware that it's been years since I had a peanut butter cookie.
(23:20:12) (Libby): Hah!
(23:20:34) (Libby): Especially when the lunch lady says "Oh, I'm sure that's chocolate."
(23:20:50) (Libby): You know you just got conned into healthy food.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Moonspeak](00:00:54) (Libby): Irashaimasu, anjin-san.
(00:01:26) Pilot: *slinks in*
(00:01:46) Rosette_Contrail: Hallo Furt. I'm not gonna greet you in some odd moonspeak.
(00:02:01) Pilot: Heyah Rose. :3
(00:02:15) (Libby): Pfft. You're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.
(00:02:31) (Libby): Or however the hell you spell that word.
(00:03:02) Rosette_Contrail: Well, Saiyan's are aliens so I stand by my Moonspeak claim.
(00:03:24) Rosette_Contrail: ...I have no idea why I slap apostrophes willy nilly.
(00:03:43) (Libby): Rose, you have done well.
(00:04:36) (Libby): I could not have anticipated the cleverness of your moves, and now must now devour a bomb to regain my honor.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Give it some oil][11:12] Myrddin Janus: doh - do i feel stupid or what?
[11:12] Cherish(mistresspurrfect.fallen): what happend
[11:12] Ami(ami.southpaw): uh oh you get stuck again?
[11:12] Doctor Moribund(myrddin.janus): i was trying to move a prim when i suddenly zoomed in too close
[11:13] Ami(ami.southpaw): ooooo
[11:13] Doctor Moribund(myrddin.janus): so i zoomed out again and tried to move it again, but i couldnt
[11:13] Doctor Moribund(myrddin.janus): i kept clicking in and out of edit, but no matter what i did the only options were zoom in or zoom out
[11:14] Doctor Moribund(myrddin.janus): then i realised something
[11:14] Doctor Moribund(myrddin.janus): my elbow was leaning on the space bar
[11:15] Rumour Mills: I think my brain rusted waiting for that denouement
[11:15] Cherish(mistresspurrfect.fallen): lmao
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Neckbeards](17:36:21) FW_Command: Rox-Z logs into the Chat.
(17:36:28) Rox-Z: God
(17:36:33) Silieth: Hi Rox.
(17:36:45) Rox-Z: Do not go to gamestop on a saturday
(17:37:10) Rox-Z: I was the only one that could see my feet over my waist
(17:37:14) Luc: ?
(17:37:19) Rox-Z: :I Gamers
(17:37:31) Rox-Z: They hold amercia down.
(17:37:42) Silieth: Literally.
(17:38:18) Rox-Z: It'd hover if Gamers were smalling and OMG I was the only girl there
(17:38:22) Rox-Z: o_o
(17:39:01) Rox-Z: Someone used some DnD speak to flirt with me
(17:39:10) Rox-Z: I was all like "..."
(17:39:16) Jack_Rabbit: It's not lifetime gamers here... it's moms looking to trade shitty games for other shitty games while their kids run around.
(17:39:19) Kiruru pats Rox "I... am so sorry"
(17:39:54) Silieth: I like DnD flirting. o.o;
(17:40:05) Rox-Z: ._. It was like someone dropped a twinkie at fat camp and I was the twinkie -shivers-
(17:40:13) Silieth: lol
(17:40:31) Kiruru wraps Rox up in a blanket and gives her hot co-co
(17:40:44) Kiruru: co co, co co puffs
(17:40:49) Luc: WOMEN? IN MY VIDEOGAME STORE?
(17:42:29) Rox-Z clings to Kiruru "One of them had a wonder woman tee-shirt on"
(17:43:10) Kiruru gasps! "That... FIEND!" gives Rox a hug, as she has officially seen some shit.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sneaky fondles, Cat Farts and Punching Lefou](18:13:41) Rosette_Contrail: *Chest fondles a Gadget from behind, offering an ear nip.* Why hello there...
(18:13:51) Mikkaddo: hey Kami
(18:13:53) Ookamisuke: Hello!
(18:14:28) Gadget: ROSIE!!!!
(18:14:33) Gadget: KAMI!!!
(18:14:37) Rosette_Contrail: D:
(18:15:06) Kiruru: Rox, you on? 'cause I'm about to buy you a crap ton of Rune Cloth.
(18:15:07) Gadget: -///- I wish I had read the rest of your post
(18:15:07) Rosette_Contrail: I wanted a picture of pure embarrassment for later. I thought molesting you and nipping an ear would work. :C I must step up my game.
(18:15:24) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(18:15:32) Gadget: I only got the "Gadget" and "Hello there" part...
(18:15:51) Rosette_Contrail: Great. Now your brain selectively tunes out perversion.
(18:16:02) Gadget: Ugh! The kitty just farted in her sleep >_<
(18:16:16) Gadget: Ugh... It smells so bad !
(18:16:27) Gadget: *cries a little*

(19:37:58) Gadget: * sings* Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps...
(19:38:42) (Lumber(Micro): Every one here'd love to be you, Gaston. Even when taking your lumps.
(19:38:59) (Lumber(Micro): I think that's how it went. o-o
(19:39:29) Gadget: <3
(19:39:40) Luc: o.o
(19:40:07) Rosette_Contrail: *Punches Lefou in the face.*(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8coX8VkUKY8)
(19:40:15) Rosette_Contrail: That's about the sum of my knowledge of that scene.
(19:41:34) Gadget: I think this is my new favorite video ever
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Shhh](00:02:41) Kiruru: We... kinda know shit. You start pickin' up on stuff, ya'know?
(00:04:02) Luc: we totally arent creepy stalkers
(00:04:22) Kiruru: Well... I don't know about Luc >.>
(00:05:08) Luc: ... look at me! ima fluffing plushie
(00:05:53) Kiruru: Just 'cause you're a plushie doesn't mean you're not a stalker! ...just sittin' there... watching.
(00:06:07) Luc: but not doing anything
(00:06:27) Sthemio: Silently masturbating when people aren't looking.
(00:06:45) Kiruru: Exactly! Mio knows!
(00:06:52) Luc: wat
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Special Sauce](21:11:24) Rox-Z: Fax(Pic of chat site, chat completely empty)
(21:11:47) (Fawkes(Being_a_fox): XD lemme guess you?
(21:12:05) Rox-Z: Huh?
(21:12:27) (Fawkes(Being_a_fox): wasn't you that entered?
(21:12:35) Rosette_Contrail: So I need to test my new mic to see whether it works, or is a piece of junk that seals my decision to never buy USB based microphones again.
(21:12:37) Rox-Z: Yep
(21:12:55) Rox-Z: I entered and screen capped before I pulled out and left
(21:12:59) Rosette_Contrail: I'd imagine it was Rox that entered. Because Rox screencapped it. Unless she is a GHOST.
(21:13:03) Rosette_Contrail: D:
(21:13:21) Rox-Z enters Rose
(21:13:29) Rox-Z pulls out
(21:13:30) Rosette_Contrail: Ohgodwhy
(21:13:37) Rox-Z enters rose
(21:13:46) Rosette_Contrail: *Bleeds out all over the floor from the double impalement.*
(21:13:53) Rox-Z: :I
(21:13:58) (Fawkes(Being_a_fox): o.o
(21:14:04) Rox-Z jizz~
(21:14:13) Rosette_Contrail: *Dies.*
(21:14:40) Rox-Z: Guess we're having KFB for dinner ya'll!
(21:14:57) (Fawkes(Being_a_fox): o:
(21:15:03) Rosette_Contrail: Rox hunts birds with penis. :C
(21:15:13) Rosette_Contrail: Uses special sauce in all recipes
(21:15:18) Rox-Z: Kentucky Fried Burd
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Boobie Beds and Double-D Doomsday](23:13:05) Zerrif nuzzles closer and closer. And finds himself in Obi's boobs. Whee!
(23:13:15) Rosette_Contrail: Wee?
(23:13:20) Zerrif: Wee.
(23:13:21) Fen: Hey ooobieeeee.
(23:13:23) Rosette_Contrail: Oh hell no. Zerrif is an imposter!
(23:13:24) Sabata_McCloud: I'm back.
(23:13:32) Rosette_Contrail: Cock sock is too homo to wee at boobies.
(23:13:33) Dark_Kitsune: +Giggles and pulls the Zerr to her boobage more, she had lots to offer, then waves at Fenny+
(23:13:55) Fen: *waving back as he watches the sune toy with the carpet shark*
(23:13:55) Zerrif: I whee at all boobies. Just cause I'm gay doesn't mean I can't enjoy something big, plush, and fun to bury my face in.
(23:14:08) Dark_Kitsune: I have boobies for all around
(23:14:09) Zerrif: I'd bury my face in Bella's gigantic knockers too.
(23:14:13) Rosette_Contrail: Then you're not gay enough.
(23:14:29) Dark_Kitsune: +Boobhats Zerrif+
(23:14:29) Rosette_Contrail: I saw the gay board on U18 chan. They freak out if a pair even go near that board.
(23:14:38) Dark_Kitsune: I say he's gay enough
(23:14:44) Zerrif: Rose. Since school has ended I have been naked in bed with girls at least twice a week.
(23:14:50) Rosette_Contrail: Seriously. Four guys and a shemale in the comic, dicks everywhere. Still bitches about a little tit.
(23:14:51) Zerrif: We don't do anything. We just all sleep naked.
(23:15:03) Dark_Kitsune: Like men, that act freely gay only because theey are comfortable with their heterosexuality
(23:15:19) Zerrif: I love those guys! They're usually cute and make out with me.
(23:15:28) Rosette_Contrail: x7 I'm just messing around, I do not doubt your affinity for boob.
(23:15:37) Zerrif: Boobs are amazing.
(23:15:40) Dark_Kitsune: Like you and your affinity for twat, Rose
(23:15:44) Zerrif: They're so amazing even I have a pair.
(23:15:51) Zerrif: 8D
(23:16:04) Rosette_Contrail: Zerrif, testicles are not boobs.
(23:16:10) Zerrif: I have man boobs.
(23:16:19) Rosette_Contrail: You have testicles on your chest.
(23:16:20) Dark_Kitsune: +Fondles Zerr's manboobs+
(23:16:31) Bellatrix: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
(23:16:31) Rosette_Contrail: That's where all that extra semen goes from your cock sock routine.
(23:16:45) Zerrif isn't sure if he should come or not. So he... lactates? .-.
(23:16:50) FW_Command: Celi has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:16:59) Zerrif: What's wrong, Bella
(23:17:05) Dark_Kitsune: If you are what you eat... IS burdy a pussy and Zerrif a dick?
(23:17:09) Bellatrix: The
(23:17:11) Bellatrix: clicking
(23:17:14) Bellatrix: of my roomates mouse..
(23:17:20) Bellatrix: Needs.. to die..
(23:17:30) Zerrif: You know Obi, if you are what you eat, then it's no wonder people call me an asshole and a dick all the time!
(23:17:30) Rosette_Contrail: I am not that big of a lesbian!
(23:17:40) Zerrif: I'm just confused as to why they don't call me Semen either.
(23:17:51) Rosette_Contrail: You need to get on a boat.
(23:18:02) Sabata_McCloud: Goddammit Rose, I was going to make that joke.
(23:18:04) Zerrif: Navy Vessel? Men in uniform? DONE.
(23:18:14) Dark_Kitsune: +Sings+ in the naaavyyy!!
(23:18:17) Rosette_Contrail: Yay, I'm a ninja.
(23:18:25) Zerrif also clicks at Bella.
(23:18:32) Dark_Kitsune: Rose's a ninja, Zerrif a pirate...
(23:18:34) Sabata_McCloud: More like a joke thief. *kicks her shin* >:<
(23:18:43) Zerrif: Butt-pirate, thank you very much.
(23:18:54) Dark_Kitsune: He gets all the booty!
(23:19:06) Bellatrix: *scoots*
(23:19:08) Dark_Kitsune: I'm sure Zerr would be happy to become a cabin boy
(23:19:19) Zerrif: I'd be happy just to be the ship whore.
(23:19:44) Rosette_Contrail: *Hops around holding it.* Oooo you little brat!
(23:19:48) Dark_Kitsune: Hence, Cabin Boy, you'll need some dignity Zer... unless that's a paradox
(23:19:57) Zerrif: Me? Dignity?
(23:20:00) Fen: *scritches rain down on the husky and wolf he was snuggling with*
(23:20:09) Zerrif: Oh Obi, you're hilarious
(23:20:24) Dark_Kitsune: I know, I'm a joke cracker
(23:20:31) Bellatrix: clicks.. at me?
(23:20:44) Zerrif clicks. Mouse clicks. Three hundred times per minute.
(23:20:48) Dark_Kitsune: +Turns Zerrif into a chibi and stuffs him in her cleavage+
(23:20:50) Bellatrix: Oooooh
(23:20:59) Zerrif fucking yays! Breast bed.
(23:21:21) Zerrif: If there's one thing I'm jealous of in the world, it's my friend's kitten. She puts the kitten in between her boobs.
(23:21:39) Dark_Kitsune: +Pets the boobZer+
(23:21:56) Rosette_Contrail: *Smushes boobs with Obsi to give the Zer a king size.*
(23:22:05) Bellatrix: ROSE YUO BITCH XD
(23:22:08) Zerrif bounces around. Waterbed!
(23:22:18) Dark_Kitsune: +Wraps arms around Rose to squish those knockers together for Zerr's happiness+
(23:22:18) Bellatrix: I was about to do that >:U
(23:22:31) Zerrif: Wait wait, Bella, add yours too. Then it can be like a bouncy castle.
(23:22:39) Bellatrix: LOL!
(23:22:40) Dark_Kitsune: +Pulls Bella close to make it a supreme+
(23:22:45) Sabata_McCloud: How the fuck do gay guys get all the free boob access?
(23:22:54) Bellatrix: >.>..
(23:22:55) Dark_Kitsune: Because he's gay
(23:23:04) Zerrif: Because I don't poke them by rubbing up against them.
(23:23:12) Bellatrix: *grabs sabs face instead of being pulled in, forceful motorboat* MUAHAHAHA
(23:23:25) Zerrif: It's like when I go clubbing. ALL THE GIRLS dance on me. Why? Because I'm not grinding a fucking boner between their legs.
(23:23:36) Dark_Kitsune: +Looks around, makes a clone, pushes Fen's face to the clone's cleavage+
(23:23:50) Zerrif: Is it boob night in the chat?
(23:23:52) Zerrif: I think so.
(23:24:00) FW_Command: Zerrif is now known as (Shirley_Astaire).
(23:24:03) Sabata_McCloud: That's not even close to being fair, goddammit. Equal boob rights to all!
(23:24:10) Bellatrix: Im.. cnfused obi XD
(23:24:17) Sabata_McCloud says this battle cry through Bella's tits, however.
(23:24:21) (Shirley_Astaire) is now Zerrif's older sister. With 38 double D's.
(23:24:39) Dark_Kitsune: About, Bella?
(23:24:44) Fen: *is smothered* o.o
(23:24:54) Bellatrix: *Laughs super hard. Strange motorboat is strange*
(23:24:58) Dark_Kitsune: +Now she stuffs her face in Shirley's jugs. Clone smothers Fen+
(23:25:03) Bellatrix: What you did exactly a clone of what? XD
(23:25:06) Dark_Kitsune: Me
(23:25:09) (Shirley_Astaire): She cloned herself.
(23:25:13) (Shirley_Astaire): And now Fen is smothered.
(23:25:19) Fen: *muffled response*
(23:25:26) Bellatrix: Ah
(23:25:28) (Shirley_Astaire) muffles Obi. Ta-da!
(23:25:29) Rosette_Contrail: So many boobs.
(23:25:32) Rosette_Contrail: Boobpocalypse.
(23:25:41) (Shirley_Astaire): Boobception.
(23:25:41) Dark_Kitsune: Zomboobs!
(23:25:44) Rosette_Contrail: Knockerular Explosion.
(23:26:00) Dark_Kitsune: DAy of Jugsment
(23:26:01) (Shirley_Astaire): Hahaha nuclear.
(23:26:07) (Shirley_Astaire): My friend still can't say nuclear.
(23:26:18) FW_Command: Qaja has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:26:33) Dark_Kitsune: Toothcat exploded from boobness
(23:26:43) (Shirley_Astaire): In more ways than one.
(23:26:49) Rosette_Contrail: Jugsment is a good one.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Manties](23:33:08) Dark_Kitsune: Yaaaaay!!
(23:33:18) Dark_Kitsune: +Throws panties at the playbacking Sabby+
(23:33:48) Sabata_McCloud: Woo, free panties!
(23:34:03) Silieth: Now put themon.
(23:34:06) Silieth: them on*
(23:34:25) Dark_Kitsune: I have a large box full of them... some of them have been previously used, plan on selling them to japanese businessmen
(23:34:32) Sabata_McCloud puts them on Rose's head.
(23:34:50) Sabata_McCloud: You failed to specify how to put them on and on whom, Sili.
(23:34:52) FW_Command: Kiruru has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:35:01) Rosette_Contrail: *Flails.* Oh god you do not know where they have been!
(23:35:02) Rosette_Contrail: D:
(23:35:08) Dark_Kitsune: in my crotch, Rose...
(23:35:10) Silieth: You are gonna be punished for that.
(23:35:14) Dark_Kitsune: Sorry... ON*
(23:35:21) Sabata_McCloud: Promise? :3
(23:35:56) Rosette_Contrail: Oh. *Blinks. Then holds them up.* So... not wearing any right now then?
(23:36:05) Dark_Kitsune: Have I ever, Rose?
(23:38:33) KristineGreylight: *leans on fen*
(23:38:34) Zerrif: ffffuck
(23:38:37) Rosette_Contrail: ...Well, if you never did, how could you have been wearing these? *Ponders. Then huffs a bit.* Besides, with that now I can't say I'm putting them back on...
(23:38:53) Rosette_Contrail: I think Zerrif is horny.
(23:39:02) Zerrif: When am I not?
(23:39:17) FW_Command: Dark_Kitsune is now known as (Gabriel_Arch).
(23:39:35) (Gabriel_Arch): +Goes all male for Zerrif, though, he doesn't know what Zerrif likes, still, hugs him+
(23:39:48) Zerrif hugs Gabe back! And spanks him. Tee hee.
(23:39:59) Rosette_Contrail: *Puts Gabriel's panties back on as well.* Perfect.
(23:40:08) Zerrif: hahaha
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nazi Door and Elevator Fun][22:41] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): There, I added you to this door.
[22:41] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Finished reading notecard Config. (45196 bytes free)
[22:41] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Try going in through the red side.
[22:41] Callous(caunnuts): there it is
[22:41] One Way Sliding Door C-NT whispers: The Door slams shut behind you!
[22:41] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): This door over here.
[22:41] Callous(caunnuts): yes, I did
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): You were on the green side the whole time.
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It opens for anyone, yeah.
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Try it from the red side.
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): You have to walk over there.
[22:42] Callous(caunnuts): im clicking on the red side
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Stand over here when you do it.
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Yeah, see.
[22:42] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I messed up.
[22:42] Callous(caunnuts): ah, interesting
[22:43] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Loading notecard 'Config'...
[22:43] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Try it now.
[22:43] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Finished reading notecard Config. (45196 bytes free)
[22:43] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Gah.
[22:43] One Way Sliding Door C-NT whispers: The Door slams shut behind you!
[22:43] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It's your name. x.x
[22:43] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I think you're Caunnuts Resident.
[22:43] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): The door might not detect Resident names.
[22:43] Callous(caunnuts): might not, no
[22:44] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It works for mine because I have the last name, Correiado.
[22:44] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Hm.
[22:44] Callous(caunnuts): try without resident?
[22:44] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Already did that.
[22:44] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Still nothing.
[22:44] Callous(caunnuts): hrm
[22:44] Oddish(glum.galaxy) is Offline
[22:44] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Loading notecard 'Config'...
[22:44] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Finished reading notecard Config. (45196 bytes free)
[22:44] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Okay, try it now.
[22:45] Callous(caunnuts): nupe
[22:45] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): sdgfbh
[22:45] Callous(caunnuts): ragglefraggle
[22:46] Callous(caunnuts): brb, ladies room
[22:46] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Loading notecard 'Config'...
[22:46] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Finished reading notecard Config. (45196 bytes free)
[22:46] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Give it one last shot.
[22:50] Callous(caunnuts): okay
[22:50] Callous(caunnuts): nuttin
[22:51] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Fsgal
[22:51] Callous(caunnuts): lagsf
[22:51] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Fuck everything about this door.
[22:51] Callous(caunnuts): xDDDDDD
[22:51] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Okay, that made me feel better.
[22:52] Callous(caunnuts): Though have to admit, would serve purposes for trapping a victim pretty well
[22:52] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I love saying that when frustrated. It's so powerful. Fuck everything, like, boom. When someone says that you know they are beyond done with this piece of shit.
[22:53] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): All that aside, it makes me feel better so I can focus and maybe figure something out.
[22:53] Callous(caunnuts): thats a good way to approach it.
[22:53] Sho(kay.domenici) is Online
[22:54] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Loading notecard 'Config'...
[22:54] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Okay.
[22:54] One Way Sliding Door C-NT: Finished reading notecard Config. (45184 bytes free)
[22:54] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): One last time.
[22:55] Callous(caunnuts): the answer still a resounding no.
[22:55] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Ahhhh.
[22:55] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): This is Hitler door.
[22:55] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It targets Residents and traps them. While letting the superior last namers through.
[22:55] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It's so bad.
[22:55] Callous(caunnuts): XDDD
[22:55] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Racist door.
[22:56] Callous(caunnuts): ..name..ist?
[22:56] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I'm gonna paint a Swastika on the red side.
[22:56] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Because it's Nazi door.
[22:56] Callous(caunnuts): ohgeez XD
[22:56] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Fuuuu.
[22:56] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Okay.
[22:56] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Fuck right off.
[22:57] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): If I want a sliding door I'm gonna have to get together a simple code and do it myself.
[22:57] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): >.<
[22:57] Callous(caunnuts): or just peruse the marketplace for a script XD
[22:57] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Or just watch my browser die trying. ;-;
[22:57] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Stupid Marketplace. Keeps crashing my browser if I get on it.
[22:58] Callous(caunnuts): xD poor browser
[22:58] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): ;-;
[22:58] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I literally cannot search for anything on it because my browser self terminates if I get on the site.
[22:59] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Good news though. I bored a hole into the floor beneath the elevator. It is now smooth riding.
[22:59] Elevator: Selected floor 2: [2 - Penthouse]
[22:59] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): asghfhsn
[22:59] Cancelled Sit
[22:59] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): AGADBHFGNHS
[22:59] Callous(caunnuts): assgasm?
[23:00] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): What.
[23:00] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): o.o
[23:00] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): The elevator warped me into the abyss when I sat on it.
[23:00] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I'm scared now.
[23:00] Callous(caunnuts): smooth ride, hun
[23:00] Callous(caunnuts): unf unf
[23:00] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It smooth rode me off the map. >.<
[23:01] Snowi(snowidragon.snowdrop) is Offline
[23:01] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Haha. Gettin yo lean on.
[23:01] Callous(caunnuts): swag
[23:01] Elevator: Selected floor 2: [2 - Penthouse]
[23:01] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): ahdfsfjj
[23:02] Callous(caunnuts): FINE
[23:02] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It ate me. ;-;
[23:02] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Waaaa. ;-;
[23:02] Callous(caunnuts): SWAGSWAG
[23:03] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Woo woo.
[23:03] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): No sit.
[23:03] Callous(caunnuts): Oka
[23:03] Callous(caunnuts): symbol on these doors...irks me a bit, slightly confusing
[23:03] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It's gonna leave you again.
[23:03] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Yeah.
[23:04] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It's like, bathroom door.
[23:04] Callous(caunnuts): males up, females down
[23:04] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): So herms go both way?
[23:04] Callous(caunnuts): im guessing, clever though
[23:04] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I can change the door symbol though.
[23:04] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): To like... I dunno...
[23:05] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): A swastika or something. BECAUSE MY FRONT DOOR IS HITLER.
[23:05] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): hdfhsngfnn
[23:05] Callous(caunnuts): lool
[23:06] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I walked over you. Like a baus.
[23:06] Callous(caunnuts): wanted to get to the second floor that badly
[23:06] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Yes.
[23:06] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): This is the best floor ever.
[23:06] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Nothing.
[23:07] Clare Czech(clare.czeret) is Offline
[23:07] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Allej op.
[23:08] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Ahm a whack a mole.
[23:08] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Ooo, see through floor.
[23:09] Terra CTE-10 Elevator 1.01: Only the owner can reset me.
[23:09] Crion Ringtail(crion.clanger) is Offline
[23:09] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): YEAH BISH.
[23:09] Callous(caunnuts): XDD
[23:09] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): Elevator is mein.
[23:10] Clare Czech(clare.czeret) is Online
[23:10] Callous(caunnuts): HEHEH
[23:10] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): I'm in ur shaft.
[23:10] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): blockin ur escaltor.
[23:11] Callous(caunnuts): XDDD
[23:11] Callous(caunnuts): Not sure if elevator vore
[23:11] Rosette Contrail(rosette.correiado): It says a lot when we are this easily amused by a two floor elevator.
[23:11] Callous(caunnuts): it means it's late and we're getting silly
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=All the butt kickings](17:44:37) Wraithykins: ALL THE BUUUTTSSUUUUUUU!!
(17:44:37) Pilot: ALL THE BUUUTTSSS!!!
(17:44:55) FW_Command: Wraithykins has been logged out (Kicked).
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Jarate kinks and Jealous Raincoats](17:56:58) Mikkaddo: *grins and pulls the furt into a dark spot behind a couch and does terrible things*
(17:57:47) Rivus: *watches pilot get dragged away, gives a shrug as the fun seemed to be over and actually stops just wearing a towel to put on some skivvies.
(17:59:03) Pilot: Terrible things like Magic?
(18:00:25) Mikkaddo: terrible things like *whsiper whisper*
(18:00:35) Pilot: :3
(18:01:49) Mikkaddo: *winks at 3.14* yeah . . . you heard me <3
(18:01:58) Pilot: O_O
(18:02:24) Pilot: Wait, so how does the mason jar fit into this plan?
(18:02:37) Mikkaddo: <.< . . . >.> . . . it's a secret <3
(18:02:52) Mikkaddo: and jars, I said mason jarS
(18:03:01) Pilot: D:
(18:03:39) Rosette_Contrail: Oh no.
(18:03:44) Rosette_Contrail: Mikk is gonna Jarate Pilot.
(18:03:51) Rosette_Contrail: That's so bad but kinky too but mostly bad.
(18:03:53) Mikkaddo: XD

(18:05:45) Pilot: After browsing Mikk's F-list, I have some ideas for these jars.
(18:05:56) Mikkaddo: *laughs* I'm sure you do *wink*
(18:06:31) Mikkaddo: you'll have to tell me your ideas sometime 3.14
(18:06:50) Pilot: Depends how kinky you wanna get. >:3
(18:07:16) Mikkaddo: <.< . . . >.> . . . you didn't really read my f-list or you'd know how kinky I wanna get =P
(18:07:38) Pilot: I skimmed. >.>
(18:07:58) Pilot: Also, LolZ(http://www.f-list.net/c/raincoat%20girl/)
(18:08:05) Mikkaddo: I'm tellin ya 3.14, go line for line on it . . . it's a hell of a read
(18:08:47) Mikkaddo: what is this I don't even XD
(18:09:28) Rivus: Well, since my part in this is done, imma go for a run, peae out peeps
(18:09:30) Rivus: peace even
(18:09:32) FW_Command: Rivus logs out of the Chat.
(18:10:17) Pilot: I SAID THAT EXACTLY!
(18:10:22) Pilot: WHAT IS THIS, I DONT EVEN?!
(18:10:33) Pilot: It makes my soul hurt..
(18:10:56) Mikkaddo: it's even more fucked up cuz it says in bold she doesn't want the raincoat opened ever XD
(18:10:59) Fawkes_Werefox: XD
(18:11:34) Fawkes_Werefox goes back to contemplating forum rp
(18:11:38) Pilot: *slinks to Mikk, while wearing a raincoat*
(18:11:48) Pilot: <.<
(18:11:49) Pilot: >.>
(18:11:54) Mikkaddo: nooooo! I wants to see you NUDE! *pulls on the raincoat*
(18:11:57) FW_Command: Relm logs into the Chat.
(18:12:02) Rosette_Contrail: I wonder, if I make out with another raincoat in front of her would she think it's cheating?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=DesperateFox and that Ol' Timey Negro Music](21:28:33) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: Also sili, get onto vent
(21:28:44) Silieth: Why?
(21:28:45) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: theres 2?
(21:28:47) Silieth: I'm mad at you.
(21:28:54) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: You are?
(21:29:03) Silieth: Only one that counts.
(21:29:04) Silieth: No.
(21:29:14) Silieth: But I'm listening to music you don't wanna hear...
(21:29:29) Jack_Rabbit: not more polka, AGAIN.
(21:30:06) Noémie: o-o
(21:30:29) Noémie not interested in joining Laffin's RP.
(21:30:35) Noémie might be interested in something else.
(21:30:49) Mikkaddo: we're talking bout Fawkes running one it looks like, not Laffin o.o
(21:30:53) Kiruru: She's listening to the negro music.
(21:30:54) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: Ahh ok then. By the way where can I buy a sombrero about 30% scale?....
(21:31:04) Silieth: xD!

(22:25:28) Silieth: So the pictures of myself in this folder... I had to be drunk when I saved this shit.
(22:25:52) Silieth: The names of the files are "face," "faceface," "facefaceface," etc etc.
(22:26:03) Mikkaddo: *laughs*
(22:26:04) Silieth: I don't know what's wrong with me.
(22:26:11) Sabata_McCloud: It's about as bad as your naming pets on WoW>
(22:26:28) Silieth: You shut up. My pets are amazing and well loved.
(22:26:31) Silieth: I'm not good with names.
(22:26:37) Mikkaddo: I know what's wrong Silieth
(22:26:43) Mikkaddo: not enough desu
(22:27:01) Silieth: dick*
(22:27:24) LaffinFox offers sili his
(22:27:24) Mikkaddo: indeed, you need some more dick too *nods*
(22:27:30) Mikkaddo: I'm happy to help, you could borrow mine
(22:27:37) FW_Command: Qaja logs into the Chat.
(22:27:47) Mikkaddo: evening Q
(22:27:53) Silieth: I told you earlier to put it in me. You still haven't.
(22:28:04) LaffinFox does so
(22:28:04) Jack_Rabbit: Wow, Laffin. Be more desperate.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Don't you die on me damnit.](22:41:37) FW_Command: Silieth is now known as (Dead_Cat).
(22:41:51) Sabata_McCloud: Better start getting into necrophilia, Laffin.
(22:41:52) LaffinFox: DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!
(22:41:52) Kiruru: fffffffffuck...
(22:41:56) Jack_Rabbit: Damnit Ruru...
(22:41:58) FW_Command: Kiruru is now known as (Priest'ru).
(22:42:03) LaffinFox: o____e
(22:42:18) (Priest'ru) starts casting resurrection...
(22:42:28) LaffinFox: ...where's celi when ya need him?
(22:42:36) (Dead_Cat): *Presses release.*
(22:42:42) Sabata_McCloud: See Sili, if only you'd registered with Hyperion, you'd be instantly respawned.
(22:42:42) LaffinFox: or... that works too?
(22:42:44) (Priest'ru): damn dps....paper thin...can't take a hit worth a da- YOU BITCH!
(22:42:55) Sabata_McCloud: ...for the fee of 8% of all of your funds.
(22:43:03) (Priest'ru) flails, rants on the forums for days.
(22:43:07) (Dead_Cat): I have never laughed more in my life than I am right now. I love you Kiru. So much.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Predictable](23:23:54) FW_Command: Jack_Rabbit is now known as (DJ_J-Rab).
(23:24:05) (DJ_J-Rab): keepin' it hoppin' yo.
(23:24:15) Sabata_McCloud: J-Rab the Arab.
(23:24:20) Sabata_McCloud: </predictable joke>
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Polio and Fucking Oatmeal Raisin](01:07:57) Samael spontaneously combusts, but clearly doesn't care.
(01:18:54) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: Marco.
(01:19:03) FW_Command: Bellatrix logs out of the Chat.
(01:19:14) Sabata_McCloud: Polio.

(01:22:40) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: So can anyone explain why you became furries? New to it myself and love to hear opinions on things
(01:23:19) Sthemio: I'm not a furry. I just enjoyed roleplaying and anthropomorphic animals. Now I hate both!
(01:23:49) Fen: Huh...that just happened.
(01:23:56) Sabata_McCloud: I enjoy roleplaying and listening to other peoples' petty drama.
(01:24:15) Yuki_Aru_Ichi: Haha x) nice people <3
(01:24:56) Fen: I couldn't tell you besides that they had cookies at the reception desk for becoming a furry.
(01:25:10) Nicholas: Like the dark side Fen?
(01:25:20) FW_Command: Samael has been logged out (Timeout).
(01:25:22) FW_Command: Caramel_Corn logs into the Chat.
(01:25:25) Sabata_McCloud: Light Side had cookies too, but those were oatmeal raisin.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Stop doing that](02:15:26) Silieth: That happens everytime I havelucid drrams as well. It is why I cannot pul myself out of my dreamworld.
(02:15:53) Silieth: Fick all my typos. I do not give two shits.
(02:16:10) Sabata_McCloud: "Fick" technically isn't a typo.
(02:16:15) Silieth: ...
(02:16:16) Sabata_McCloud: If you're speaking German, that is.
(02:16:33) Kiruru: Yo, Sil, know what normally knocks me out of that state you were in?
(02:16:34) Silieth: brb killing self
(02:16:44) Sabata_McCloud: Goddammit, again? Really?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Arborphilia][10:10] Warden Dexter(myrddin.janus): omg - i suddenly realised that my avatar has been humping a tree for the past two hours
[10:10] Aysa Skytower: happy little tree
[10:10] Gabrielle Finistair: *cough* Splinterdick
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: rofl
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: in days of old
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: when knights were bold
[10:13] Captain Girl(chattooga): YAY!
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: andladies werent invented
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: a knight drilled holes in telegraph poles
[10:13] Maugrim Tendaze: and had to be contented
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=So he likes rape?](17:55:24) Silieth: I dislike Rucka Rucka.
(17:55:36) Kiruru: but this is literally the only Kid Cudi song I like. and I HATE rape.
(17:55:42) Kiruru: ... rap* pfffff.
(17:55:47) Samael: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Talking to Self, Theft and Talent](17:59:03) Rox-Z: Did you wake up drunk again Rox?
(17:59:08) Silieth: I wanna sex to it.
(17:59:13) Silieth: <.<
(17:59:15) Rox-Z: Yes, yes I think I did Rox
(17:59:15) Silieth: I mean.
(17:59:28) Samael folds his arms, "I... What?"
(17:59:31) Rox-Z: Oh okay well just relax and drink coffee
(17:59:38) Kiruru: Also... I'm not one's God Damn pet!
(17:59:39) Rox-Z: Kay!
(17:59:41) Silieth: Oh, coffee!
(17:59:45) Rox-Z hugs herself
(17:59:51) Silieth: Well you belong to me, currently, Kiru.
(17:59:55) (JNX07-5/i) pounces Roseburd. <3
(18:00:04) Rox-Z: You're so great <3
(18:00:09) Rox-Z: No you are <3
(18:00:12) Silieth: Oh god damn it. *Flips a table.*
(18:00:15) Rox-Z: We both are!
(18:00:29) Rox-Z walks over to get coffee
(18:01:05) Rosette_Contrail: Rox, stop talking to your hand. I know it makes love to you but pillow talk is going too far.
(18:01:15) Rosette_Contrail: *Huggles on Baut.* Janx. <3
(18:01:26) Silieth: Rose doesn't pay attention...
(18:01:43) (JNX07-5/i): <3<3
(18:01:49) Rosette_Contrail: What was that? I wasn't paying attention.
(18:01:57) Rox-Z: o.o but we are many, Rose
(18:02:04) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs out of the Chat.
(18:02:13) Kiruru: Can't you two just share me?
(18:02:25) Samael sits back down, giving yawn and a stretch.
(18:02:31) Luc: *sits on the ru's head*
(18:02:38) Rox-Z: No kiruru, I'd already have to share you with the other Rox
(18:02:43) Bellatrix: God my roomate is so fucking annoying v.v
(18:02:51) Rox-Z: And I know she'll take up most of your time
(18:02:57) FW_Command: Rox-Z is now known as (God).
(18:03:03) (God): Sorry Bella
(18:03:10) FW_Command: (God) is now known as Rox-Z.
(18:03:39) Silieth: *Sneeze.* o.o
(18:03:58) Rox-Z: o.o o.o
(18:04:03) Samael chuckles at Rox.
(18:04:37) Rox-Z: I think Silieth has the bird flu, whut you think? -looks over to herself- I think she does too
(18:04:46) Rosette_Contrail: Also if there was something I was supposed to see to understand why Rox is acting odd again I probably wasn't in the room when it happened.
(18:05:09) Silieth: You were here.
(18:05:11) Samael: You mean there are times when she isn't acting odd? o.o;
(18:05:34) Rox-Z: >_< We're acting normal!
(18:05:34) Rosette_Contrail: Hm. I'm reading everything in my chat log and still confused.
(18:05:34) Silieth: I'm talking about the way you said she was talking to her hand. She made it quite clear that she was making fun of herself for saying train and not trade.
(18:06:19) Rosette_Contrail: Oh. I got that. I just imagined Rox doing the little hand mouth thing when she was trading words with herself.
(18:06:27) Rosette_Contrail: Then I made a dirty joke about masturbation with it.
(18:06:38) Silieth: Uh huh.
(18:06:49) Kiruru goes about doing Kiru things.
(18:07:09) Rosette_Contrail: Ruru! Put down that Television!
(18:07:12) Rosette_Contrail: Bad.
(18:07:15) Rox-Z: I don't think Rose loves us anymore
(18:07:24) Rox-Z: Me nether Rox
(18:07:25) Kiruru: o.o
(18:07:26) Kiruru: but...
(18:07:36) Rosette_Contrail: Did you buy it?
(18:07:53) Samael playfully throws a blueberry jellybean at Rox.
(18:08:07) Rosette_Contrail: *Loves everyone. Sometimes with mouth.*
(18:08:15) Luc: <3
(18:08:15) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(18:08:19) Luc: *is loved*
(18:08:24) Rosette_Contrail: I mean kissing, of course.
(18:08:35) Rox-Z hides behind herself while eating jellybeans as they fly by
(18:08:35) Samael: :3
(18:08:39) Rosette_Contrail: Even though I have a beak. Kissing.
(18:08:44) Rosette_Contrail: I can do it. Kind of.
(18:09:02) (JNX07-5/i) becomes Rose's shoulderbaut. Totally stays there.
(18:09:18) Sabata_McCloud: I lol'd.(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8161919/)
(18:10:09) FW_Command: Celi has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:10:43) Luc: *becomes ji's shoulderplush. Totally stays there
(18:10:46) Silieth: Is that.... serious...?
(18:10:51) Rosette_Contrail: *Luffs shoulderbaut with mouth. Kissy kissy.*
(18:10:57) Sabata_McCloud: Yes. Yes it is.
(18:11:05) Luc: oh god.. that guy sab
(18:11:11) Silieth: You're a lying son of a bitch.
(18:11:19) Luc: hes been ruining my FA searching for otters for years now
(18:11:22) Sabata_McCloud: If you don't believe me, look at his gallery.
(18:11:27) Rosette_Contrail: Boy that kid has talent. He is going places.
(18:11:47) (JNX07-5/i): o3o
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Trained you well][14:10] Mattias Hassanov: Boo
[14:10] Leon(leonschafer) becomes explosively violent
[14:11] Dark(darkwolf.randt) starts lightly poking Leon
[14:11] Dark(darkwolf.randt): >.>
[14:11] Leon(leonschafer) growls ominously
[14:11] Lohdonn Bridge(lohdonn) bops Leon with a newspaper. "down boy."
[14:12] Leon(leonschafer) mauls the political section.
[14:12] Lohdonn Bridge(lohdonn): I've trained you well.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Deep Fryer](03:56:06) Rosette_Contrail: I have an idea.
(03:56:13) Silieth: No, Celi is in Michigan, Rose.
(03:56:20) Hykaru: she wont be here for another 2 weeks so he has time to get more
(03:56:24) Rosette_Contrail: Fruit Roll ups layered on top of a Toaster Strudel.
(03:56:30) Silieth: lol
(03:56:33) Rosette_Contrail: Using icing as glue.
(03:56:36) Rosette_Contrail: Ah.
(03:56:46) Silieth: I want toaster strudels so bad.
(03:56:58) Luc: o.o *has coffee*
(03:56:59) Rosette_Contrail: Me too. Cherry, ngh.
(03:57:01) Silieth: And crinkle fries with dino nuggets.
(03:57:05) Kiruru: Stop talkin' about food that's bad for me >.<
(03:57:14) Luc: ru
(03:57:15) Rosette_Contrail: Crinkle fries are the best kind of fries.
(03:57:19) Stush: I want some gushers
(03:57:19) Luc: bacon
(03:57:21) Rosette_Contrail: They're like little golden tasty springs.
(03:57:32) Hykaru: mmmm crinkle fries
(03:57:33) Stush: I want crinkle fries
(03:57:41) Silieth: Fancy sauce.
(03:57:42) Hykaru: we will go to the store and get some crinkle fries.
(03:57:45) Rosette_Contrail: I miss Crinkle Fries. ._. I fail at frying stuff.
(03:57:50) Hykaru: oh....we dont have a deep fryer any more
(03:57:52) Rosette_Contrail: I can't even do hashbrowns.
(03:58:00) Silieth: D:
(03:58:05) Silieth: Maybe you should come here...
(03:58:07) Hykaru: we can cook them in the oven
(03:58:10) Luc: o.o
(03:58:10) Kiruru fries stuff like a champ
(03:58:11) Rosette_Contrail: I have a deep fryer!
(03:58:14) Silieth: That works.
(03:58:16) Rosette_Contrail: I can bring it.
(03:58:23) Silieth: Okay Rose, come over.
(03:58:24) Hykaru: deal
(03:58:25) Silieth: Bring it.
(03:58:28) Rosette_Contrail: Haha, that sounds so redneck. "Sure, I'll come over. Lemme grab my deep fryer."
(03:58:35) Silieth: lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=BREAKING NEWS](22:52:07) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail logs into the Chat.
(22:52:58) Rosette_Contrail: BREAKING NEWS GENTLEMEN
(22:53:01) Rosette_Contrail: I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT STRAWBERRY JAM ON A DILDO IS NOT CONSIDERED A HEALTHY DIET BY THE GOVERMENT OF UNITED STATES
(22:54:02) Rain_Brightstripe: Rosette...
(22:54:11) Rain_Brightstripe: This concerns me greatly.
(22:55:25) Jack_Rabbit: This is the same government that says bacon is unhealthy.
(22:55:32) Rosette_Contrail: Your face concerns me greatly.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Abuse and Power Lifting](00:18:09) Rain_Brightstripe: *Chews on the devil*
(00:18:12) FW_Command: Silieth is now known as (DJ_Silikat).
(00:18:42) Celi is chewed on, is starting to lose fur from all the people chewing on him.
(00:19:06) (DJ_Silikat): *Pastes new fur on him.* :>
(00:19:16) Celi: Thank you.
(00:19:45) (DJ_Silikat): *It's pink.*
(00:20:09) Celi: :I
(00:20:20) Rain_Brightstripe: I would still do you Celi.
(00:20:43) (DJ_Silikat): *Forces a smile, as per usual.*
(00:21:09) Kiruru drapes himself on the DJ Kitty Cat, is like... wide awake yet sleeptired...
(00:21:51) Celi: I am an abused individual.
(00:21:52) (DJ_Silikat): *Falls over and is flattened from the weight of an unexpected person on top of her.*
(00:22:07) (DJ_Silikat): You are abused, and you love it.
(00:22:13) Celi: True.
(00:22:33) (DJ_Silikat): It's only going to get worse, too.
(00:22:43) Kiruru is like O,o as he falls over on the feline, is all like @.@ now.
(00:23:18) (DJ_Silikat): *Squirms a little underneath the dog.*
(00:24:31) Celi rolls Kiru off and picks Sili up, and shakes her a little until she is no longer flat.
(00:24:57) Kiruru is rolled, just lays on his back still all >.@
(00:25:55) (DJ_Silikat): *Is inflated again, and pecks a kiss to the devil's nose as thanks.*
(00:26:04) Celi:

(00:26:55) (DJ_Silikat): *Gropes him with her newly reinflated arms, you know, just to make sure they work right.
(00:28:08) Celi they do.
(00:28:11) Celi: Well
(00:28:16) Celi: Didn't mean that.
(00:28:26) Celi: But yes, they do. *Flexes his buns*
(00:29:53) (DJ_Silikat): *Oohs, and aahs.*
(00:30:17) Celi: *Left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek*
(00:31:24) (DJ_Silikat): *Uses one hand to fan herself.* Oh my.
(00:32:25) Celi: I think I can actually lift drinks with my butt.
(00:32:37) (DJ_Silikat): Skype.
(00:33:13) Celi: Can't right now.
(00:33:53) (DJ_Silikat): D:
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ew Cooties](01:13:08) FW_Command: Cheeky_Stoat logs into the Chat.
(01:13:21) Bellatrix: stoat~
(01:13:22) Rosette_Contrail: Welcome Dyrik.
(01:13:31) Cheeky_Stoat: Hallo!
(01:13:50) Celi: Dyrik
(01:13:58) Sthemio: Stoat.
(01:14:28) Cheeky_Stoat: Sthemio. <3
(01:14:36) Cheeky_Stoat: Celi. <3
(01:14:48) Bellatrix: What.. no love D;
(01:15:06) Rosette_Contrail: Dyrik doesn't love gurls.
(01:15:09) Rosette_Contrail: They has the cooties.
(01:15:25) Bellatrix: but he loves meeeeee. Like in the friend way D;
(01:15:27) Sthemio: And cooters.
(01:15:44) Jack_Rabbit: So, I have made a determination. Underworld = Resident Evil
(01:15:46) Rosette_Contrail: That's where cooties come from.
(01:15:53) Bellatrix: First I get no yarrharrs from sab .. and No love from the stoat. WHAT ELSE AM I GETTING DEPRIVED OF T.T
(01:15:55) Cheeky_Stoat: *Laughs at Rose's comment and nods.*
(01:16:15) Cheeky_Stoat: *Nuzzles Bella.*
(01:16:23) Rosette_Contrail: *Gives Bella a hug.* I can make sure you won't be deprived of hugs.
(01:16:26) Rosette_Contrail: They are a valuable resource.
(01:16:45) Jack_Rabbit: Don't worry Bella. Your world may be falling apart, but I'm still kind of a bastard about it.
(01:16:48) Bellatrix: Yay!! *giggles and pats pats the stoat* Yay hugs *laughs and hugs* I was just being silly, I need no pitty
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sausages and Things](01:44:04) Rosette_Contrail: Meh, I'm just looking for stuff to talk about. I don't even think I could RP any "sausage sharing" if I wanted to. ._. I haven't RPed in forever. But since I'm thinking of Tasmanian Devils now... I really should draw Storm.
(01:44:09) Rosette_Contrail: And Rose again. And a lot of stuff.
(01:44:19) Rosette_Contrail: Fuuh, I need a graphics tablet.
(01:44:59) Samael attempts to summon a graphics tablet with hippiedragonpowers.
(01:45:28) Rosette_Contrail: *Now has a graphite tablet in her lap.* Uh.
(01:45:37) Samael: o.o
(01:45:42) Samael: It worked?!
(01:45:54) Celi: *Sausage-smacks Rose because he can*
(01:45:54) Rosette_Contrail: Not really. Unless you expect me to chisel my art.
(01:45:58) Samael cackles with glee, "It's never done anything before!"
(01:46:14) Kiruru wavies to Nia, asks for cuddles and such, because that's what he does.
(01:46:16) Samael: Hey, beggars can't be choosers. Now to summon a pizza.
(01:46:42) Samael attempts to summon a pizza, but merely summons a giant pizza ladel-thinger.
(01:46:45) Samael: o.o;;;
(01:48:34) (Nia): *plops on top of the Kiruru and nuzzle attacks*
(01:49:35) Kiruru was not expecting this, jerboa is smooshed with nuzzles o.o;;
(01:49:46) Rosette_Contrail: *Deflects the sausage with the graphite tablet.* Y'know, my beak is long and ends in a sharp point. All I had to do was look in the incoming direction to impale it on there. Not sure you'd like it on a stick.
(01:50:09) Samael: Hah! And it's even useful!
(01:50:22) (Nia): *tilts head* Jerboa?
(01:50:31) Celi: Why not? Then we could barbecue.
(01:50:59) Samael does a happy dance, jingling about due to a multitude of fairy bells around his sash.
(01:51:03) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah but if it's Boudin Noir I'd have blood all over my face then. That's not exactly sanitary.
(01:51:18) Celi: Tch, so prude.
(01:51:31) Rosette_Contrail: I'm British, it's genetic.
(01:51:53) Samael falls over with laughter.
(01:52:19) Kiruru: Yes, Jerboa, google it, I'm a thing
(01:52:39) Rosette_Contrail: I thought you were a Jerboa?
(01:52:49) Kiruru: e.e
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Abusive Relationship](02:19:43) Bellatrix: bed time. If you see a sloth, beat on him for me ;3
(02:19:49) Mikkaddo: night Bella
(02:19:51) Samael: G'night Bella.
(02:19:52) Celi: Define "Beat."
(02:19:55) Mikkaddo: I'll be sure to do that for you *wink*
(02:20:22) Bellatrix: Tell him he needs to turn his phone of silent and abuse him with fluffy pillows
(02:20:25) Bellatrix: *njods*
(02:20:48) Rosette_Contrail: So... you want me to beat him with my boobs?
(02:21:00) Bellatrix: No.
(02:21:01) Rosette_Contrail: He might like that.
(02:21:04) Mikkaddo: yes . . . that's exactly what needs to happen Rose
(02:21:07) Bellatrix: That is my job
(02:21:23) Rosette_Contrail: I'll have to fluff your pillows first.
(02:21:33) Rosette_Contrail: Since Luc might find it too nawty.
(02:23:00) Bellatrix: God this clicking is getting annoying, I think i should have gone for wireless head phones....
(02:24:06) FW_Command: Fen logs into the Chat.
(02:24:13) Mikkaddo: *beats on Fen*
(02:24:19) Rosette_Contrail: Fen watch out!
(02:24:21) Rosette_Contrail: Bella is gonna beat you with her fluffy pillows.
(02:24:21) Mikkaddo: she told me to! *points to Bella*
(02:24:47) Fen: *is pulp* ...I figured you could say hello much less painfully dear. ;_;
(02:24:49) FW_Command: Silieth logs into the Chat.
(02:24:53) FW_Command: Nicholas logs out of the Chat.
(02:24:53) Rosette_Contrail: You'll have to do that slow motion Matrix dodge. It might not work if you're the only slow motion person though.
(02:25:15) Rosette_Contrail: Welcome back Silieth. Celi tried to smack me with his sausage.
(02:25:27) Silieth: ...
(02:25:27) Samael: Silieth~ <3
(02:25:33) Mikkaddo: weba Silieth
(02:25:48) Fen: Hey sili and hey nicholas
(02:25:58) Kiruru walks over to Sil, licks her cheek, keeps on walking.
(02:26:10) Bellatrix: You lucky bastard lol
(02:26:49) Silieth: *Slaps 'Ru's ass as he walks by, then smacks Sam with her sausage as revenge for Celi's transgressions.*
(02:26:49) Fen: Luck bastard? Well I do admit that my father hasn't been around most of my life but that is no reason to bring it here.
(02:27:08) Bellatrix: not that v.v
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=It totally rhymes](03:00:46) (Tiger'ru): ... I feel a change in species coming on...
(03:02:23) (Tiger'ru): Don't know what I should be, but.... I should be a something.
(03:02:43) (Tiger'ru): Maybe Raccoon. Some kind of Monkey?
(03:02:54) (Storm_Cissohko): You can be a Binturong.
(03:03:17) (Tiger'ru): No....I've got it.
(03:04:02) (Tiger'ru): Sil. What animal is southern and would make since for me to be. It'll give you a hint. It rhymes to hater.
(03:04:20) (Storm_Cissohko): Opossum!
(03:04:27) Silieth: O-O
(03:04:27) Silieth: <3
(03:04:28) (Storm_Cissohko): =D
(03:04:29) (Tiger'ru): e.e
(03:04:29) Silieth: <3<3<3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pokemon](03:33:42) Wild_Lvl20_Mudkip evolves via thundercube
(03:33:54) FW_Command: Wild_Lvl20_Mudkip is now known as (Pikachu).
(03:34:01) (Pikachu) uses Surf
(03:34:26) FW_Command: (Pikachu) logs out of the Chat.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Formal Titles](17:37:09) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail enters the channel.
(17:37:22) Luc: o.o burd
(17:39:01) Luc: o.o everyday im snuggling
(17:39:17) (JNX07-5/F) snuggles up to Rose. <33
(17:39:34) Luc: *snuggles up to the other side of rose*
(17:39:38) Luc: :3
(17:40:53) Rosette_Contrail: Sir Woolsly Polyester Fluffingham the Third, senior, esquire. *Polite formal nod.*
(17:41:21) Luc: :3 thanks, but you can just call me luc. i dont like my formal title
(17:41:45) Luc: and the polyester is an adopted name by my dads side. its supposed to be cotton
(17:42:10) (JNX07-5/F): I love the website name. SharkRobot. xD
(17:42:37) Rosette_Contrail: By your representational species?! How absurd! That's like me calling every gentleman of African heritage Sir Negro. It's just preposterous!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Deductions, Man Sausage, Bipolar and Liquor Bottles](02:30:17) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail logs into the Chat.
(02:30:27) FW_Command: Sabata_McCloud logs out of the Chat.
(02:30:27) Celi: Hey burd.
(02:30:30) Luc: burd
(02:31:21) Rosette_Contrail: Morning Taz, Cotton.
(02:32:11) Silieth: Hai burd.
(02:32:52) Rosette_Contrail: Ah, I was just waiting for you. I figured if the devil was aware you'd be present as well. Hello Sili. How are you all this morning?
(02:32:57) Rosette_Contrail: Sort of morning. It's AM.
(02:33:04) Silieth: <_< Wut.
(02:33:45) Rosette_Contrail: What?
(02:33:46) Luc: ?
(02:34:35) Silieth: That leads me to believe you were actually waiting for me to not be around, so you could have his sausage.
(02:34:48) Celi: What.
(02:35:15) Silieth: I'm on to you.
(02:35:29) Silieth: With my Sherlock Holmes deducing abilities.
(02:35:50) Celi: Keep talking like that and you get no showings.
(02:36:04) Rosette_Contrail: That's pretty suspicious of you. I don't need his sausage though, I have my own devil character. Plenty of sausage there. Plus last I recall the subject was given a pretty solid, not playful/possible/joking no from the both of you.
(02:36:09) Luc: ...
(02:36:10) Silieth: I don't even know if I can run skype and wow at the same time.
(02:36:20) Luc: whats going on?
(02:36:23) FW_Command: (Exauseted_hotot) has been logged out (Timeout).
(02:36:25) Jinxy: Rose <3
(02:36:25) Luc: *totally confused*
(02:36:47) Luc: *pokes ji* you know what they are talking about?
(02:36:49) Rosette_Contrail: I only expected you because you're predictable in a sense. If the devil is aware and present there's a very good chance you are as well because you're bonkers for his sausage and stuff.
(02:36:51) Jinxy: Nope.
(02:36:54) Silieth: I said I'm onto, burd. I am on, to, you.
(02:36:58) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(02:36:59) Jinxy: I think they're talking about sex.
(02:37:06) Silieth: Shut up. Am not.
(02:37:07) Luc: o.o wouldnt suprise me
(02:37:18) Silieth: *Gets onto the burd. If you know what I mean.*
(02:37:30) Rosette_Contrail: Lies. You wouldn't be so protective of it if you didn't care that much. I'm on. To. You.
(02:37:34) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(02:37:35) Jinxy: SILI TURNED INTO MR. BEAN
(02:37:37) Jinxy: OH GOD
(02:38:00) Silieth: No, I'm Shercat Holmes.
(02:38:06) Rosette_Contrail: *Is gotten onto. Is not very good at this whole suggestive thing so simply falls over on the presumption she is perched on.*
(02:38:06) Luc: o.o
(02:38:07) FW_Command: Silieth is now known as (Shercat_Holmes).
(02:38:39) Jinxy: That's DJ Shercat Holmes to you.
(02:38:39) Rosette_Contrail: And top o' the morning to ye, Baut.
(02:38:39) Luc: *examines ji's paw with an oversized magnifying glass*
(02:38:57) Rosette_Contrail: Luc is stoned again.
(02:38:57) Jinxy: <3
(02:38:58) Luc: o.o and the rest of the day to yourself. burd
(02:39:09) Luc: nope rose
(02:39:24) Rosette_Contrail: Nobody is fascinated with hands that much.
(02:39:39) Celi: "Evisceration by the branches of a mighty oak!"
(02:39:46) Rosette_Contrail: It's obvious you were devouring massive amounts of THC in various baked consumables.
(02:39:51) Luc: o.o
(02:39:54) Luc: wat?
(02:40:08) Rosette_Contrail: See. Confusion. It only makes my point more solid.
(02:40:12) Rosette_Contrail: Solid like Celi's sausage.
(02:40:24) Luc: o.o i want some sausage
(02:41:22) Rosette_Contrail: Huh. I thought you weren't into that stuff.
(02:41:28) Celi: Wait what.
(02:41:40) Luc: o.o im hungry
(02:41:43) Celi: How do you know if my sausage is hard or not.
(02:42:00) Rosette_Contrail: Exhibit A: Silieth.
(02:42:20) Celi: When the eff did she say it was hard?
(02:42:41) Rosette_Contrail: I was kind of getting at the idea that Silieth can cause it to be hard.
(02:42:50) Rosette_Contrail: Because she totally can.
(02:42:52) Luc: we need picture proof to see if its hard or not
(02:42:53) Celi: Well yeah she can.
(02:42:56) (Shercat_Holmes): *Caused it to be hard a little while ago.*
(02:43:07) Celi: SHUT UP, YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
(02:43:13) Rosette_Contrail: And the court has it's evidence.
(02:43:15) (Shercat_Holmes): Oh wait.
(02:43:17) (Shercat_Holmes): Is it still?
(02:43:25) (Shercat_Holmes): Nevermind.
(02:43:27) Celi: No because you're too busy with WoW
(02:43:29) (Shercat_Holmes): I'll just find out for myself.
(02:43:34) Luc: ...
(02:43:34) (Shercat_Holmes): I'll check the clues.
(02:43:41) Luc: wat... just wat
(02:43:41) Rosette_Contrail: Raging clue.
(02:43:50) Rosette_Contrail: B:
(02:44:12) Jinxy just... goes back to drawing o__o;;
(02:44:23) Luc: o.o *watches ji draw*
(02:44:37) Jinxy is drawing porns o___o;;;
(02:44:41) Luc: ...
(02:44:45) (Shercat_Holmes): Of Celi and I?
(02:44:48) Rosette_Contrail: Draw Celi's sausage.
(02:44:49) Jinxy: Yup
(02:44:50) Luc: just... goes to watch the wall*
(02:44:55) Jinxy: Of events that happened earlier
(02:45:01) Jinxy: With Celi's sausage being hard.
(02:45:09) Celi: Why is everyone so fixated on my sausage.
(02:45:13) Rosette_Contrail: Awe, I always miss the good stuff.
(02:45:30) Rosette_Contrail: I dunno. Silieth started it by claiming I was after your sausage.
(02:45:31) (Shercat_Holmes): They best get off. It's mine.
(02:45:32) Luc: ... i do not get paid enough to deal with you people
(02:45:40) Rosette_Contrail: It just kind of snowballed from there.
(02:45:46) Rosette_Contrail: Hah hah... snowballing.
(02:46:01) (Shercat_Holmes): Oh god.
(02:46:03) (Shercat_Holmes): I can't wait.
(02:46:40) Rosette_Contrail: Celi's sausage is good at getting people off.
(02:46:50) Rosette_Contrail: :7
(02:46:54) Celi: What in the actual fuck.
(02:47:04) Luc: they wanna see your cock)
(02:47:30) Rosette_Contrail: Who wants to see his cock?
(02:47:39) Rosette_Contrail: I thought we were talking about his sausage.
(02:47:41) Luc: (they, rose. they)
(02:47:49) Rosette_Contrail: I distinctly remember the subject was pork not chicken.
(02:47:49) (Shercat_Holmes): I do.
(02:47:50) (Shercat_Holmes): So.
(02:50:32) Rosette_Contrail: So.
(02:50:49) Luc: rose
(02:50:58) Luc: that makes my life make sense
(02:51:12) Rosette_Contrail: That's about my train of thought right now. Just putting that out there.
(02:51:16) Jinxy curls up on Rose's shoulders.
(02:51:24) Luc: *fluffs about*
(02:52:14) Rosette_Contrail: I'm gonna fuck off for a moment and try to draw something.
(02:52:27) Rosette_Contrail: YOU PROBABLY ALL WANT ME TO ANYWAYS.
(02:52:29) Rosette_Contrail: Fuck off I mean.
(02:52:35) Rosette_Contrail: [/bipolar]
(02:55:48) Jinxy: o-o;
(02:57:12) Luc: o.o;
(03:01:16) Jinxy: Finally fucking done...
(03:01:34) Luc: with?
(03:02:05) Jinxy: the pic
(03:02:29) Luc: of?
(03:03:02) Jinxy: o_O
(03:03:09) Jinxy: The one with the empty booze bottle.
(03:03:31) Luc: o.o *fluffs into the booze bottle and gets stuck*
(03:03:56) Rosette_Contrail: *Fills the bottle with alcohol, corks with burning rag and throws off a building.*
(03:05:04) Jinxy: o---o
(03:05:07) Jinxy: ;-;
(03:05:10) Jinxy: MY CIROC BOTTLE
(03:05:26) Rosette_Contrail: It's a Molotov now.
(03:05:37) Jinxy: ;---------------------------;
(03:05:41) Jinxy: That was my favorite bottle...
(03:05:54) Rosette_Contrail: *Giefs another. Full.*
(03:06:12) Rosette_Contrail: Here's your new favorite bottle. It has alcohol in it.
(03:06:18) Jinxy: o:
(03:06:19) Jinxy: omai.
(03:06:20) Jinxy: <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Grafitti and Gadget likes penis](11:52:33) FW_Command: Rosette_Contrail enters the channel.
(11:52:54) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(11:53:30) Rosette_Contrail: Well, this is no good. I finished new arts, but now I'm afraid to post em cuz the last few posts I can see suggest bad stuff has happened.
(11:53:33) Mikkaddo: morning Rose
(11:53:34) Rivus: Well, I can think of a reason he would treat stush better *shrugs slightly*
(11:53:54) Mikkaddo: bad stuff happened earlier in the week, Gadge needed to vent though *hugs Gadge tightly*
(11:54:07) Rosette_Contrail: Morning Mikkolai.
(11:54:09) Luc: ...
(11:54:45) Mikkaddo: Mikkolai . . . I like it >.>
(11:54:54) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(11:54:56) FW_Command: Mikkaddo is now known as (Mikkolai).
(11:55:02) Luc: *has been cursed witg elipses*
(11:55:17) Stush: It sucks when everything bad happens one after the other.
(11:55:22) Stush: Rosette, you should post it!
(11:55:32) Stush: Rivus, what do you mean?
(11:55:35) Gadget: I need some cheering up Rose
(11:55:39) (Mikkolai): yes, art is demanded!
(11:55:40) Rosette_Contrail: Anyways. Mostly sort of WIP finished character art of Storm Cissohko, my Tasmanian Devil. Tis nudes though, not sure if anyone wants NSFW right now.
(11:55:44) Gadget: Post your pics ^_^
(11:55:50) Luc: shiw
(11:55:56) (Mikkolai): I'm not helping Gadge? *noms on her ears some more*
(11:55:57) Noémie: Btw burd
(11:56:02) Rosette_Contrail: Male nudes, my first half assed attempt at man anatomy.
(11:56:09) Rosette_Contrail: Er, buff man anatomy.
(11:56:22) Noémie: Didn't you say you were going to try Eliseburd? XD
(11:56:25) Luc: do it
(11:56:34) Rosette_Contrail: *Also, fondles Gadget.* Cheer up time gooooo.
(11:56:36) Gadget: *cuddkes Mikka.* Of course you are! I'm just an attention whore ^_^;
(11:56:48) Stush: I've been trying to draw all day, Last attempt ended up with me nearly in tears. I don't think i'm in the right mood for it.
(11:56:51) (Mikkolai): XD ok then, I can understand that *licks her ear*
(11:56:52) Gadget: O//O; Rose!
(11:56:56) Rosette_Contrail: I say I'm gonna try a lot of stuff. :C I rarely do.
(11:57:03) Noémie: Lol
(11:57:04) Rosette_Contrail: <3
(11:57:05) Gadget: Anyone wanna see what I've been doodling?
(11:57:08) Gadget: Here's a clue
(11:57:12) Gadget: It's a giant penis
(11:57:13) Luc: shiw us arta
(11:57:18) (Mikkolai): XD
(11:57:21) Gadget: Shit... was that too much?
(11:57:24) Gadget: Did I give it away?
(11:57:30) Rosette_Contrail: But alright, if peeps don't mind NSFW nawty naked manly men then sure, I'll post it.
(11:57:35) FW_Command: Natannis logs into the Chat.
(11:57:42) Gadget: I don't mind ^_^
(11:57:43) (Mikkolai): morning 'Tannis
(11:57:44) Rosette_Contrail: No no no Gadget I got dis.
(11:57:46) Gadget: HEY natannis!
(11:57:47) Rosette_Contrail: You drew a rooster.
(11:57:51) (Mikkolai): I don't mind it either
(11:57:53) Gadget: !
(11:57:57) Rosette_Contrail: A really buff rooster.
(11:58:07) Natannis: Morning everyone
(11:58:10) Rosette_Contrail: Wait, that's a cock not a penis.
(11:58:14) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(11:58:20) Luc: just show the arts already...
(11:58:21) Gadget: XD
(11:58:22) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of penis.
(11:58:33) Stush: Haha, you doofus~
(11:58:36) Rosette_Contrail: Can it Luc, I had to slip it in all subtle like.
(11:58:53) (Mikkolai): slip it in? *nudge nudge*
(11:58:58) (Mikkolai): *wink wink*
(11:59:03) Luc: ...
(11:59:05) (Mikkolai): *subtle subtle*
(11:59:07) Stush: Wow
(11:59:12) Stush: That's pretty good, Rosette!
(11:59:21) Rosette_Contrail: Aaah, that right arm.
(11:59:23) Rosette_Contrail: Asfghs
(11:59:31) Rosette_Contrail: I can't look at it and not feel it's wrong somehow.
(11:59:35) Rosette_Contrail: I've redone it like ten times.
(11:59:54) (Mikkolai): his right arm looks fine to me, that third arm is the one that has me confused, those circles on the side of it . . . what are they?
(12:00:03) Bellatrix: by guys see you later
(12:00:07) Stush: Piercings?
(12:00:09) (Mikkolai): bye Bella
(12:00:13) Stush: Bye Bella
(12:00:14) (Mikkolai): it looks like it o.o
(12:00:22) Rosette_Contrail: Then I think the body isn't wide enough because I've always been into the whole thin as a rail thing, or the hips/thighs aren't big enough to match the shoulders and he might look feminine...
(12:00:26) Stush: I must be overly emotional today.
(12:00:32) Rosette_Contrail: Yes, barbell piercings. He has about four or five of them.
(12:00:35) Stush: I feel horrible.
(12:00:36) Gadget: Bye Bella hunny bunches!
(12:00:52) Rosette_Contrail: So it's more like a ladder piercing or something.
(12:01:10) Gadget: *cuddles up next to Stush*
(12:01:10) (Mikkolai): he doesn't look feminine to me
(12:01:12) Stush: I'm like the opposite, Rosette, I can't draw skinny people.
(12:01:15) Rosette_Contrail: I dunno. I can remove em. I figured if the pervs were paying attention though it might add more titillation to the pic.
(12:01:19) Stush: *Wraps arms around Gadget*
(12:01:27) (Mikkolai): *is cuddling Stush with Gadge as he was already cuddling Gadge*
(12:01:30) Stush: Sorry, I'm sooking over dumb stuff, like usual.
(12:01:41) Stush: Mikk always deserves cuddles. <3
(12:01:43) Gadget: Penis!
(12:01:45) (Mikkolai): XD
(12:02:16) Stush: Haha
(12:02:18) (Mikkolai): why is it backwards? XD
(12:02:23) Gadget: *Cuddles Mikk and Stush* You guys are the best ^_^
(12:02:30) Gadget: Inverted camera
(12:02:33) Rosette_Contrail: Gadget is looking for penis. Better switch to Storm.
(12:02:33) Stush: Thanks, Gadgy. <3
(12:02:34) (Mikkolai): ahhh
(12:02:41) (Mikkolai): XD
(12:02:42) Gadget: The shading looks SOOOO much better in person
(12:03:00) Gadget: Wanna see my rhino man raping the lorax?
(12:03:05) Stush: I did some OCing with a friend last night. http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/Stushcinta/SnGOC180612.png I didn't do much, but I worked on some character design stuff.
(12:03:15) Stush: Of course we do, Gadget.
(12:03:20) Stush: How is that even a question?
(12:03:40) Rosette_Contrail: I'd never be able to do shading in my pics. I have fat hands that rub all over the sketchpad and it'd become a giant blob of blackness.
(12:03:53) Rosette_Contrail: Then I'd have to claim I was doing a still life of a pitch black room.
(12:04:06) Stush: I do my colouring and stuff on computer.
(12:04:14) Stush: I like being able to undo
(12:04:22) Rosette_Contrail: Same.
(12:04:25) Luc: a sketch a did a few days ago
(12:04:42) Stush: Luc, you art thief!
(12:04:47) Stush: You're totally reported.
(12:04:51) Luc: ?
(12:05:17) Rosette_Contrail: I'm reporting him too. He totally doesn't own the Sistine Chapel.
(12:05:25) Stush: Claiming someone else's work as your own? You're nicked!
(12:05:30) Rosette_Contrail: That's graffiti you cunt.
(12:05:38) Gadget: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gamer Paper](12:25:38) (Mikkolai): it's hard to find the paper we had in higschool i twas like 12x30 >.>
(12:25:53) (Mikkolai): it was beautiful and it's the only paper I can seem to draw on in any way that's GOOD >.>
(12:25:53) Zurr: 360?
(12:26:03) Luc: ...
(12:26:07) Luc: *maths zurr*
(12:26:26) (Mikkolai): yes Zurr . . . 360 paper >.>
(12:26:39) Fen: New from microsoft.
(12:26:50) Fen: The next generation in gaming and entertainment.
(12:26:55) Fen: The 360 paper.
(12:26:57) Rosette_Contrail: Also, funny thing about that Storm pic. The hardest part was the hat and I think I captured it the best compared to the rest of the image. Tis an akubra. I suck at hats. ._.
(12:27:00) (Mikkolai): oh gods XD
(12:27:03) Fen: Our motto?
(12:27:13) Fen: "It's just paper."
(12:27:15) (Mikkolai): D&D 360, it's like Medieval Halo
(12:27:25) Stush: Hats are hard too
(12:27:45) Stush: I am no good at drawing boobs.
(12:28:10) (Mikkolai): hats are incredibly hard, so are hoods . . . I hate trying to draw a hood, if you don't do the back of it on a monk robe style hood it looks wrong, but if you do it's near impossible to make it look right
(12:28:33) Rosette_Contrail: Well, one good thing about the Microsoft 360 paper... if thirteen year old kids bitch it out and call it a fag it could possibly end up giving them a papercut. Those hurt like a bitch.
(12:28:36) (Mikkolai): and the billowing wrinkles of the fabric drive me mad >.<
(12:28:45) (Mikkolai): XD
(12:28:54) Luc: ...paper cut.. on the dick)
(12:28:58) (Mikkolai): it'd teach them proper conversational manners?!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Luc the Summoner](12:29:27) Luc: I SUMMON JINXY
(12:29:32) FW_Command: Jinxy logs into the Chat.
(12:29:32) Stush: Well, inconsistent
(12:29:36) (Mikkolai): o.o
(12:29:36) Luc: :3
(12:29:47) Jinxy: wat da fux
(12:29:53) Luc: summon sucessful
(12:29:53) Jinxy: y u do dis luc
(12:29:53) Jinxy: omg
(12:29:56) Jinxy: wtf
(12:30:00) Jinxy: y
(12:30:02) Jinxy: srsly
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=You goob](12:31:42) (Mikkolai): like this one(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/Mikkaddo/PhotoJul30111528AM-Copy.jpg?t=1318961615)
(12:32:13) Stush: BE SKILL AND HEART
(12:32:33) Stush: Oh wait
(12:32:42) Stush: Now I can read it
(12:32:47) (Mikkolai): what? XD
(12:32:55) (Mikkolai): be still my heart you goob XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Winning](12:35:41) Rosette_Contrail: *Sticks Tic-tacs up Stush's nose.* Fixed.
(12:35:45) Jinxy: dat cawk.
(12:35:46) Jinxy: <3
(12:35:48) Luc: `.o
(12:35:50) Luc: JI
(12:35:53) Stush: Haha, you boogle
(12:35:54) Jinxy: whaaaaat?
(12:35:57) Luc: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR CREED?
(12:36:04) Jinxy: NEVER! I HAVE EATEN IT
(12:36:06) Luc: *stuffs him into his wallet* >.>
(12:36:13) Luc: 0hhh
(12:36:18) Rosette_Contrail: I could have stuck COCAINE up there.
(12:36:21) Luc: my bad, lets him out*
(12:36:22) Rosette_Contrail: That inspires.
(12:36:28) Jinxy: Cocaineomgwhere?
(12:36:31) Luc: o.o
(12:36:35) Jinxy: o_o
(12:36:37) Stush: I don't want cocaine!
(12:36:37) Jinxy: Uhhhhh.
(12:36:39) Luc: ji, are you charlie sheen?
(12:36:40) Jinxy: I DO!
(12:36:45) Jinxy: Fuck yeah. I'm quad-winning.
(12:36:48) Jinxy: Motherfucker.
(12:36:48) Rosette_Contrail: Baut is inspired to fellate random strangers for cocaine.
(12:36:52) Luc: oh ok
(12:36:53) Jinxy: xD
(12:36:58) Jinxy: Dammit
(12:37:11) Jinxy: I'm like that guy from Dave Chapelle
(12:37:18) Luc: *petpets the espy* calllmmmm, jinxy... calllmmm -w-
(12:37:30) Rosette_Contrail: Oh man I am winning so much this morning.
(12:38:03) Jinxy: Tyrone Biggums.
(12:38:21) (Mikkolai): *licks Stush's head*
(12:38:32) Rosette_Contrail: I had a massive bowl of crack-o's for breakfast.
(12:38:40) Luc: ...
(12:38:48) Jinxy: Yaaaaaaaaay druuuuuuugs~
(12:38:50) Luc: i thought you didnt smoke crack from a bowl
(12:38:56) Luc: i thought you needed a pipe
(12:39:42) Jinxy: Weeeellll, I can't find a good enough video. Fuck.
(12:40:16) Luc: images,ji. not video
(12:41:00) (Mikkolai): this couch has become my throne, and the arm rests are made of my puppies <3
(12:41:07) Luc: ...
(12:41:10) Rosette_Contrail: Your mom needs a pipe, an 18 incher just to get off.
(12:41:25) (Mikkolai): no wonder she keeps calling me >.>
(12:41:26) Rosette_Contrail: Diameter.
(12:41:37) Luc: way to be late burd...
(12:42:26) Rosette_Contrail: Sorry, I had to pay your mom her two dollars.
(12:42:35) Rosette_Contrail: Winning.
(12:42:51) (Mikkolai): way to come out on top burd
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Asexual sexuality](12:56:37) Jinxy: I drew... this abomination.(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8213657/)
(12:57:26) Fen: What are you talking about ji.
(12:57:32) Fen: That is awesome.
(12:57:39) Jinxy: ._.
(12:57:49) Stush: I like that Jinx
(12:57:58) Luc: ji
(12:58:02) Luc: i loves your ats
(12:58:08) Fen: Only bad thing is your out of booze.
(12:58:17) Luc: arts, not ass
(12:58:36) Luc: your ass aint bad either
(12:58:38) Luc: >w>
(12:59:14) Jinxy: And what the fuck, Luc?
(12:59:16) Rosette_Contrail: Also, drunky baut is cute baut.
(12:59:24) Jinxy: Thaaat's... not drunky baut.
(12:59:31) Jinxy: That's hungover baut, upset it has no more alcohols left.
(12:59:35) Rosette_Contrail: One asexual hitting on another. ._.
(12:59:46) Luc: at least you had alcohol
(12:59:51) Rosette_Contrail: I like drunk, doesn't have pain.
(12:59:51) Luc: love the irony rose
(13:00:20) Luc: i no has alchol in weeks
(13:01:08) Luc: *fluffs about on ji's back*
(13:01:09) Luc: brb
(13:01:19) Fen: I've got booze. alas, I can't give you my body through transcendence like body swapping for another week.
(13:01:49) Rosette_Contrail: Thank goodness. Imagine what Fen would do with Ji's body. Being so fast like that...
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Penisfox and Petty Theft](23:04:50) Kiruru walks off with someone's T.V.
(23:05:00) Silieth: I have a large collection of dick pics.
(23:05:01) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, but I drew this. :/
(23:05:05) (Mikkolai): created a monster! KYAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA!
(23:05:10) Celi: I'm just messin' with ya.
(23:05:13) Rosette_Contrail: It's my first art in forever. :C
(23:05:23) Silieth: Okayshowme.
(23:05:30) Rosette_Contrail: Kay.
(23:05:50) LaffinFox: sili... mint has immortalized me in art as a giant penis already
(23:06:18) Rosette_Contrail: Storm Cissohko.
(23:06:21) Samael: Well, that was vague.
(23:06:24) Fen: That TV was a gift to my mum ruru. ._.
(23:06:42) Rosette_Contrail: It's my first real attempt at buff anatomy. ._.
(23:06:59) Janik: MinT drew the best Janik art ever drawn.
(23:07:14) Kiruru gives Fen his T.V. back, says he's sorry... steals his wallet when he's not looking.
(23:07:27) Celi: Stop doing black people things.
(23:07:31) Fen: Nice job rose. It is buff, but not overly buff.
(23:08:00) Samael is filling Pilot's house with the Bromance song.
(23:08:03) Fen: *has no money, a credit card with a four cent charge limit, and a card to bass pro shop for 50 bucks*
(23:08:18) Rosette_Contrail: HAY GUISE I FOUND LAFFIN.(http://e621.net/post/show/205916/2012-balls-canine-dickhead-ears-erection-fox-male-)
(23:08:27) Kiruru: e.e
(23:08:29) Samael pokes out for a sec.
(23:08:31) LaffinFox: mint holds the record for the single least flattering portrayal of me http://www.furaffinity.net/full/7145310/
(23:08:35) Silieth: I see, Rose.
(23:08:44) Bellatrix: OMG BURD THAT IS SO AMAZING askjfhdkjhf ROSE YOU ARE SO GOOOOOD
(23:08:49) Kiruru gives Fen back his wallet....then gives him 100 bucks, 'cause he needs it.
(23:09:12) Fen: Hon when did you start smashing your face into the keyboard and can you stop it? I dun like smashed husky face.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Secrets and Fatties](08:46:40) FW_Command: Kiruru enters the channel.
(08:46:52) FW_Command: Bellatrix enters the channel.
(08:47:05) Rosette_Contrail: Welcome back Ruru. Did you tell her?
(08:47:31) Noémie is prodded
(08:47:32) Kiruru: Yeah I did. and she helped, I think I know what I'mma do now.
(08:47:41) Rosette_Contrail: Kay.
(08:47:42) Bellatrix: He told me that he wants to nom marshmellows inthe rain X3
(08:47:47) Luc: kill em all?
(08:47:52) Bellatrix: Nahm nahm!
(08:48:09) Rosette_Contrail: He admitted all his crimes to me. That was an earful.
(08:48:12) Rosette_Contrail: :C
(08:48:25) Bellatrix: YOU DID ALL THOSE THINGS RU HOW COULD YOU!
(08:48:35) Kiruru: I'm gonna go smoke, I feel more jittery than a crack head at a drug screening.
(08:48:42) Rosette_Contrail: We are so subtle.
(08:48:49) Bellatrix: LOL bai bai ru
(08:48:50) Rosette_Contrail: Take care Ruru.
(08:48:54) Bellatrix: imma go to work now

(08:49:10) Rosette_Contrail: Awe. I wanted to show my modifications to Storm. :C
(08:49:54) Bellatrix: Not like I am never coming back n.n I get out at 8 be home by 9 or so see you then?
(08:50:15) Rosette_Contrail: *Noms a Noé.* Speaking of which, did I show you my Storm arts yet?
(08:50:30) Rosette_Contrail: Lies! How do I know you won't get hit by a bus or something? :C I cannot risk that.
(08:50:37) Rosette_Contrail: Bus is codeword for fat chick.
(08:50:53) (Caerbannog): XD im a fat chick!
(08:51:08) Rosette_Contrail: You're a fat queen.
(08:51:10) (Caerbannog): and so i am offended by your statement
(08:51:17) Rosette_Contrail: Faggot is the codeword for that.
(08:51:23) Rosette_Contrail: =D
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ultimate Chimera](12:30:51) Nester_Delgado: Hey guys.
(12:31:13) Nester_Delgado: Just finally finished my Brandi Carlile piece. Yay!
(12:31:22) Rosette_Contrail: Art?
(12:31:45) Mikkaddo: art-icle
(12:31:47) Nester_Delgado: I was afraid I wouldn't be able to. She's alright, but I'm not much a of country music fan.
(12:31:48) Mikkaddo: he's a writer
(12:31:52) Nester_Delgado: Yep
(12:32:47) FW_Command: Rivus logs into the Chat.
(12:32:58) Nester_Delgado: Great video
(12:33:24) Rosette_Contrail: Ah. x7 Writing is good. Speaking of creative pursuits, I did a pic of my Tasmanian Devil Storm. I doubt it'd be something anyone would want to publish though. x7
(12:34:02) Mikkaddo: I disagree
(12:34:19) Mikkaddo: it's not exactly "family friendly" as is since he's nekkid but it's damn good art
(12:34:37) Mikkaddo: I was meaning to ask if yuo'd be willing to do a pic of my char sometime
(12:35:39) Rosette_Contrail: Haha. Thanks dear.
(12:35:53) Mikkaddo: I'm serious >.>;;;
(12:36:33) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, I dunno. I'm not sure if I'd even be able to draw again. Plus, I'm not really fond of more common species, like wolves. ._. I mean, I might be able to, but I don't really like doing like cats, foxes, wolves, and so on.
(12:36:48) Ookamisuke: What about a Tomarctus>
(12:36:54) Ookamisuke: It's the ancestor to all of those.
(12:36:55) Mikkaddo: *nods* if not it's fine
(12:37:16) Rosette_Contrail: Even cats?
(12:37:25) Ookamisuke: Yes!
(12:37:37) Rosette_Contrail: Well then it's like quadruple something I'd not like to draw.
(12:37:49) Mikkaddo: o.o
(12:38:00) Ookamisuke: Aww....but..but..it;'s got the head of a wolf, body of a cheetah, and tail of a snow leopard!
(12:38:03) Ookamisuke:
(12:38:10) Luc: *fluffs about*
(12:39:23) Nester_Delgado: -Snuggles the plush-
(12:39:28) Luc: <3
(12:39:28) Rosette_Contrail: And the comments of everyone who sees it going "Geez this character is a massive attention whore, a hybrid of like... three popular anthro choices."
(12:39:42) Rosette_Contrail: It's like a Renamon Lucario Krystal hybrid.
(12:39:49) Nester_Delgado: lol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Moar Laffin is a homophobe](15:02:12) FW_Command: Celi logs into the Chat.
(15:02:17) (Storm_Cissohko): I had to use a cam to snap a picture of my art. Stupid scanner broke. ._.
(15:02:39) Mikkaddo: hey Celi
(15:03:03) Fen: Hey celi.
(15:03:04) Celi: Bitches.
(15:03:28) Mikkaddo: *flamboyantly* oh bitch you did NOT just do that mm mm!
(15:03:44) Celi: Mikk, come on now...
(15:04:10) (Storm_Cissohko): Would expect that from Yuro. Hello Celi.
(15:04:13) Mikkaddo: tsk . . . well . . . ok
(15:04:19) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs into the Chat.
(15:04:22) Celi: Hello brethren.
(15:04:24) Mikkaddo: hey ginger
(15:04:30) LaffinFox: ok, my camera works... who wants to see me on skype and stuff? (WARNING: i'm not attractive at all)
(15:05:10) (Storm_Cissohko): How's it going?
(15:05:11) GingerMarie: Ohai, again. o 3o;
(15:05:21) (Storm_Cissohko): Hey Ginger.
(15:05:23) LaffinFox: my skype is LaffinFox
(15:05:28) Celi: Just got back from a haircut and some job applications.
(15:05:46) LaffinFox: ooh, celi, i hope you get hired
(15:05:56) Celi: So do I, I like money.
(15:06:02) (Storm_Cissohko): Nice. I modified my pic of Storm a bit, on Sili's suggestion. He looks a bit manlier now. Also, she wants to chew on my thighs. Don't know what to make of that.
(15:06:12) LaffinFox: i hope i get that job at the marina...
(15:06:20) Sabata_McCloud: Headed out for a bit.
(15:06:23) FW_Command: Sabata_McCloud logs out of the Chat.
(15:06:35) Celi: "So that explains the breeze I'm feelin'.... In my thighs..."
(15:06:40) Mikkaddo: she wants to butter your biscuits
(15:06:58) LaffinFox: anyone wanna skype? O.O
(15:07:06) (Storm_Cissohko): Everyone likes money. It's what makes current politics suck.
(15:07:07) LaffinFox: i has a cam now...
(15:07:31) FW_Command: Amina has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:07:35) Celi: I'm good at lying, maybe I should just become a politicion.
(15:07:38) Celi: cian*
(15:07:43) (Storm_Cissohko): Because some people like way too much money than they deserve and feel the best way to meet their demands is to modify how stuff works to cover it.
(15:08:57) (Storm_Cissohko): Hm. That's a paradox sort of. If you claim you are good at lying, then you may be lying about claiming you are good at lying, which collapses in on itself in a way I can't be arsed to explain.
(15:09:11) Celi: It's not.
(15:09:34) Mikkaddo: *laughs*
(15:09:41) Mikkaddo: ah paradoxes . . .
(15:09:45) (Storm_Cissohko): But you just said you were possibly good at lying so...
(15:10:08) (Storm_Cissohko): Yeah, I'm too tired to continue this. Fuck this weather and fuck yardwork.
(15:10:30) Celi: Possibly? Nah, I can lie.
(15:10:35) Mikkaddo: I concurr Storm
(15:11:39) Silieth: Related, slightly: Pinocchio is god.
(15:11:46) Silieth: Explained.
(15:12:00) (Storm_Cissohko): Only problem with lying is if you get compulsive people will turn it on you. "Are you gay?" "Fuck no." "Oh, so you are gay. Because obviously you're lying."
(15:12:05) (Storm_Cissohko): Laffin has proved that well.
(15:12:17) Celi: I'm bisexual, so up yours.
(15:12:58) LaffinFox: ...i don't lie THAT often...
(15:13:09) (Storm_Cissohko): Bisexual as well. More opportunities that way. High five.
(15:13:25) Celi highs fives.
(15:13:35) LaffinFox is straight... has practically no opportunities
(15:13:46) (Storm_Cissohko): ...So you admit to lying about claiming you aren't gay that one time then? I fucking knew it.
(15:13:55) LaffinFox: ...huh?
(15:14:09) LaffinFox: i'm confused as to what is going on right now
(15:14:32) (Storm_Cissohko): Nothing. I'd rather not explain it, debate it and get lied to again.
(15:14:34) Celi: You're a fag, you are now into sodomy and cocktails.
(15:14:43) LaffinFox: ew
(15:14:46) (Storm_Cissohko): Haha. Cock.
(15:14:49) Mikkaddo: *has always claimed to be sexually ambiguous, it opens up interesting doors*
(15:14:55) Mikkaddo: teehee cock . . .
(15:15:01) (Storm_Cissohko): Roosters.
(15:15:01) Mikkaddo: oh flightless avians <3
(15:15:07) Mikkaddo: ! I knew it XD
(15:15:13) (Storm_Cissohko): Winning.
(15:15:26) Mikkaddo: Storm! *high fives*
(15:15:46) (Storm_Cissohko): *Hi5*
(15:16:22) LaffinFox: i don't need phallus. i have one already, therefore the pursuit of them is pointless. if i was female, it'd be different, but because i am a dude, i am only interested inn the opposite sex. hence heterosexuality.
(15:17:02) Mikkaddo: what about a female with a phallus, in addition to normal genitalia
(15:17:17) LaffinFox: umm... no thanks
(15:17:25) Silieth: Lack of something does not create desire for it. And possession of something does not negate desire for more of something.
(15:17:38) (Storm_Cissohko): That's why people like money.
(15:17:49) Mikkaddo: homosexuality and bisexuality prove that Silieth exactly
(15:17:57) LaffinFox: hey, straight people like money too
(15:18:03) Fen: And dicks. And pussy.
(15:18:07) (Storm_Cissohko): Ipso facto.
(15:18:15) Silieth: Money has nothing to do with sexuality. It is an example.
(15:18:21) Mikkaddo: I like MY dick . . . he's a good friend of mine, always there when I need him <3
(15:18:33) Mikkaddo: and his taste in women is the same as mine *laughs*
(15:18:34) Silieth: I have five dollars. Does that mean I don't want another five dollars? Not at all.
(15:18:52) (Storm_Cissohko): I was using it more like a metaphor of sorts. Some people do not desire money if they lack it, and people with money may still want more of it.
(15:18:53) LaffinFox: ...i'm not even sure what is happening right now. i think i'm being trolled
(15:19:02) Silieth: You are not.
(15:19:02) (Storm_Cissohko): Painfully easy.
(15:19:06) (Storm_Cissohko): But no.
(15:19:07) Silieth: Preferences are fine.
(15:19:09) Mikkaddo: I'm not trolling . . .
(15:19:20) Silieth: But stupidity needs to be either cured or eliminated.
(15:19:35) (Storm_Cissohko): Yay Darwin Awards.
(15:19:49) Silieth: Get the fuck out of my gene pool.
(15:19:54) Celi: Evisceration by a thousand branches of a great oak.
(15:19:59) Fen: Pools closed.
(15:20:10) (Storm_Cissohko): I like this discussion.
(15:20:15) Fen: No one gets babies anymore.
(15:20:21) FW_Command: Mikkaddo is now known as (Jules).
(15:20:22) (Storm_Cissohko): Fuck babies.
(15:20:26) (Storm_Cissohko): Not literally that'd be creepy.
(15:20:28) (Jules): someone call for some /b/lack up?
(15:20:39) FW_Command: (Jules) is now known as Mikkaddo.
(15:20:41) Celi: You should see my APB character.
(15:20:54) LaffinFox: speaking of preferences... why can't you all just accept the fact that my preference is in females? i mean damn... what do you have against me being heterosexual??
(15:20:55) Celi: I never really noticed how much I made him look like blackup.
(15:21:24) Silieth: I just said there is nothing wrong with preferences, Laffin.
(15:21:24) (Storm_Cissohko): Probably the fox thing.
(15:21:34) Silieth: But your logic is flawed.
(15:21:42) (Storm_Cissohko): But maybe it's just we like to randomly rib each other and you freaking out over being called gay is a good outlet.
(15:21:48) Silieth: It's fine that you only like women, really. I'm sure no one really gives two fucks.
(15:22:02) Fen: 2 + 2 = bacon...I love my logic. <3
(15:22:12) Silieth: But when you directly bash those who have other preferences, it is my obligation to fix or murder you.
(15:22:34) Fen: People like to rib me about my choice of fursona all the time anyways.
(15:22:44) Mikkaddo: bacon makes everything better <3
(15:22:49) Fen: "Sloth, your slow! Like alllll the time!11!!1"
(15:22:56) Mikkaddo: *throws bacon on Fen* he is now a better Sloth, see how that works?
(15:22:56) Fen: "Yeeep."
(15:23:11) Fen: *is the baconslothsandwich* RAaaah!
(15:23:23) Silieth: *Eats Fen.*
(15:23:29) Fen: I'll kill you just about as normal as bacon usually does. But with a nicotine craving to boot!
(15:23:29) (Storm_Cissohko): I'm struggling right now. I want to go "I'd give Silieth two fucks" wink wink nudge nudge but that'd be really crass of me.
(15:23:30) LaffinFox: sili, i had no intention of bashing anyone, and if i inadvertently have done so, i apologize.
(15:23:38) Mikkaddo: and now Silieth is a better cat *laughs*
(15:23:45) GingerMarie: :/
(15:23:47) FW_Command: GingerMarie logs out of the Chat.
(15:23:51) Silieth: I never assumed you had the intention of doing it. But you did it. And I fixed it.
(15:23:57) Mikkaddo: I'd give Silieth two fucks and a reach around *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
(15:24:13) Silieth: Lack of something does not create desire. Having something does not negate desire. Remember that and we'll get along.
(15:24:15) (Storm_Cissohko): Thank goodness I have that little clause there where I say exactly what I want to but make it sound like I'm a bigger and more classy man for not.
(15:24:19) Fen: I'd give silieth my last two smokes if she smoked.
(15:24:29) Silieth: *Puts on a strap-on.* Alright, Mikk. Let's go.
(15:24:30) Celi: Music time.
(15:24:31) Mikkaddo: XD
(15:24:35) LaffinFox sits in the corner
(15:24:43) Celi: She doesn't, she yells at me for liking cigars.
(15:24:45) Mikkaddo: *laughs* I'd say follow me, but I prefer to get inside you dear
(15:24:57) Silieth: When the fuck did I yell at you?
(15:25:05) Celi: In my mind.
(15:25:12) Mikkaddo: XD
(15:25:14) Fen: But all in all laffin, we aren't making fun of you because your straight....well...WE aren't. I'm not sure about cheeky and some other people. XD and I'm sure they'd admit it.
(15:25:19) Mikkaddo: he has faith that you would thus, it's real
(15:25:24) Silieth: This is why I prefer women.
(15:25:34) Celi: Oi.
(15:25:48) Mikkaddo: yeah Yuro makes fun of me for not being gay all the time XD
(15:26:30) (Storm_Cissohko): As Cheeky said, we tend to make fun of the moments when you end up all homophobic instead of just rolling with it.
(15:26:47) Silieth: I missed the thing where Rose said it before Mikk. I feel like a dick for ignoring Rose's innuendo and responding to Mikks.
(15:27:42) Silieth: Mikk's*
(15:27:53) Silieth: Herp derp. How do I punctuation.
(15:27:57) (Storm_Cissohko): Hehe. Dick.
(15:27:58) Fen: I could tell you anything that you could make fun of someone here with. and I mean everyone.
(15:28:05) (Storm_Cissohko): *Hipthrusts at Sili again.*
(15:28:22) (Storm_Cissohko): We're a bunch of furfags.
(15:28:24) (Storm_Cissohko): Am I right?
(15:28:35) Silieth: inorite
(15:28:50) Mikkaddo: go for it Fen
(15:28:59) (Storm_Cissohko): That's the trump card of making fun of people like us. Lulfurfag.
(15:29:07) Mikkaddo: XD
(15:29:18) Mikkaddo: ha ha, yeah whatever you say furfag =P
(15:29:30) Mikkaddo: oh wait, keep it classy: ={P
(15:29:39) (Storm_Cissohko): baaaaawl stop oppressing meh
(15:29:52) Mikkaddo: see? he has a mustache
(15:29:53) Fen: Mikk doesn't want to admit it, but he is ashamed of twilight exposing the real truth about vampires. That they sparkle. Just shine a light on him and watch the little vampy fucker twinkle.

(15:30:08) Mikkaddo: you dickwad XD
(15:30:24) (Storm_Cissohko): Well, if you consider sparks of fire followed by burning to nothing sparkling.
(15:30:46) Mikkaddo: indeed in that case they do sparkle for a moment or so
(15:30:58) (Storm_Cissohko): Woo. Countered.
(15:31:02) Silieth: That reminds me. Trueblood is back. Holy shit. I forget all about how sexy southern vampires are when that show isn't on.
(15:31:19) Fen: Silieth. Cute but very teaseable kitty. Contrary to what she may tell you she enjoys getting teased to the point of mental frustration. Which may explain some of the latent masochistic behavior she has. :3
(15:31:30) Fen: Celi, tumor face. Need I say more.
(15:31:46) Fen: Noeh, I'll spare you because your new. But only once.
(15:31:54) Celi: Dude, not cool, they're endangered brah.
(15:31:55) Mikkaddo: "everybody gets one"
(15:31:55) Silieth: Latent? It is hardly latent.
(15:31:58) Fen: Storm, tumor dick.
(15:32:09) (Storm_Cissohko): Well, it certainly grows a lot.
(15:32:11) (Storm_Cissohko): Zing.
(15:32:18) Mikkaddo: XD
(15:32:31) Mikkaddo: that's not nesseciraly a tumor dick so much as a cancer dick
(15:32:39) Mikkaddo: or a malignent tumor dick *HUGE NERD*
(15:32:44) (Storm_Cissohko): Also those are piercings on his dick. I really need to define them better.
(15:32:47) Fen: Now with that cleared up, you've all got a free shot on me. Except noeh.
(15:32:51) Mikkaddo: *who can't grammar today >.<)
(15:33:01) (Storm_Cissohko): Took you long enough.
(15:33:12) Fen: XD
(15:33:13) (Storm_Cissohko): I'm going the easy route. You're slow as fuck.
(15:33:15) Silieth: You can't ever grammar Mikk, it's fine. We love you anyway.
(15:33:22) Mikkaddo: I don't need to take a shot at you Fen, I'm good natured enough to enjoy a fond ribbing
(15:33:44) (Storm_Cissohko): Mr 270 pounds LOVES a good ribbing.
(15:33:47) (Storm_Cissohko): <3
(15:33:49) Fen: Its like an open buffet mikk, pick and chose what you wanna eat.
(15:33:53) Mikkaddo: yep
(15:33:54) Fen: Oh snap.
(15:33:57) (Storm_Cissohko): Ninja'd.
(15:34:04) Mikkaddo: mmm buffet <3
(15:34:51) Fen: I'd say there would be only one topic that is off limits on me. And no one here knows about it. So I'm good. :3
(15:35:15) Mikkaddo: my guess: his mother *nods*
(15:35:24) Mikkaddo: it certainly is off limits for most men
(15:35:39) (Storm_Cissohko): Mother jokes are timeless and always effective.
(15:35:46) Silieth: But not women, if you know what I'm sayin'.
(15:35:59) Celi: Your mom's so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
(15:35:59) Silieth: See what I did there? I fucked Fen's mom.
(15:36:14) Fen: Nah. Not here. Mother is somewhat of a stuck up bitch most of the time.
(15:36:36) Fen: Other times she is as sweet as can be. <3
(15:36:36) Silieth: Your momma so fat that she should seriously consider changing her diet habits and talking to a doctor as it is a danger to her health.
(15:36:43) Fen: But honestly, she's just mental.
(15:37:04) Celi: Your mom's so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
(15:37:28) (Storm_Cissohko): Your female parental unit is so massive the recursive function computing her sheer mass causes a stack overflow.
(15:37:42) Silieth: ...Rose.
(15:37:45) Silieth: <_<;
(15:38:07) (Storm_Cissohko): Data can get in on this shit too.
(15:38:08) Celi: It's only micro when it's soft, baby.
(15:38:45) (Storm_Cissohko): *Hipthrusts at Sili again.*
(15:39:02) Silieth: ; n ;
(15:39:45) LaffinFox slinks around sili all flexibly
(15:39:51) (Storm_Cissohko): Ah your tears hurt me. Fine, you may very lightly lick the outside of my hip fluff.
(15:41:51) Celi pulls the kitten to himself and noses her.
(15:41:55) (Storm_Cissohko): Flexibility is for homosexuals. *Is a marbled statue.* I can't touch my index fingers together but I am fucking ripped.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sexual Pain and Horses](15:52:14) Silieth: *Mauls Celi's face. Lovingly.*
(15:52:29) Celi: <3
(15:52:41) FW_Command: Jack_Rabbit logs into the Chat.
(15:52:43) Mikkaddo: it ain't love if it don't leave a mark
(15:52:45) Mikkaddo: hey Jack
(15:52:52) Jack_Rabbit: heyup
(15:53:09) Silieth: I am an abrasive person, is all.
(15:53:26) Mikkaddo: no no, it's true . . . love leaves scars
(15:53:39) Mikkaddo: the best kind of sex ALWAYS ends in bloodshed
(15:53:45) Mikkaddo: why do you think men like virgins so much? XD
(15:53:54) Jack_Rabbit: ....
(15:54:10) Noémie facepalm
(15:54:13) Jack_Rabbit: ...because they're soft and wet and tight and penises fit in them...?
(15:54:14) Silieth: Oh Mikk, a man after my own heart.
(15:54:36) Mikkaddo: heart, or wounds? *winks*
(15:54:51) Jack_Rabbit: I would rather not pop a virgin. I don't like inflicting pain irl.
(15:55:01) Mikkaddo: sadism ftw <3
(15:55:11) Mikkaddo: make uh! hurt so good <3
(15:55:51) Silieth: My heart time didn't hurt at all.
(15:56:03) Jack_Rabbit: Naw, the principal reason I would want fresh blood is proof of cleanliness or kind of a way of saying 'Mine'.
(15:56:11) Silieth: I think my hymen had already been broken by something else.
(15:56:24) Mikkaddo: ride a lot of horses?
(15:56:39) Mikkaddo: oh wait, that would have stretched it out too, do a lot of horseback riding?
(15:56:48) Mikkaddo: bazinga
(15:56:51) Silieth: ...
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Boomerang Man](16:14:58) Fen: Being serious on a silly matter is my expertise.
(16:15:06) Mikkaddo: XD
(16:15:22) Mikkaddo: well, I have to aaway for a while, see you furfags later =P
(16:15:32) Fen: *wants another bacon cinnamon bagel*
(16:15:41) Fen: see ya.
(16:15:49) (Storm_Cissohko): Yiff in hell Mikk.
(16:15:53) Noémie: Fuck it, I'm going to get a sandwich.
(16:16:54) (Storm_Cissohko): This is Fen. He is a professional.(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L4gXqhbfMAI/Tme96ARdEhI/AAAAAAAAPg0/lswkwAqctH4/s1600/tumblr_kuwatxM6FT1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg)
(16:17:14) FW_Command: Silieth is now known as (Snape).
(16:17:48) Celi: I got some wood right here.
(16:18:01) (Storm_Cissohko): *Compares wood with Celi.*
(16:18:05) (Storm_Cissohko): Yours has a nice grain.
(16:18:08) Fen: I'm a sloth, I live in trees. Understanding wood is mandatory.
(16:18:27) (Snape): Ten points from Storm.
(16:19:34) Dracco_Knightblade: Mother of god...that pool felt amazing...
(16:19:38) Dracco_Knightblade: *is all wet and stuff
(16:19:49) Fen: Damn dracco.
(16:20:06) Fen: I'll be off now folks. Gotta get ready for wokr.
(16:20:10) Fen: work...that thing.
(16:20:15) (Storm_Cissohko): Oh so what. I got sent to Hufflepuff. Nobody gives a shit about how many points they have.
(16:20:43) (Snape): Fifty points from all other houses on account of Storm's back talking!
(16:20:56) Fen: see ya
(16:20:58) FW_Command: Fen logs out of the Chat.
(16:21:19) (Storm_Cissohko): Fuck yeah. Take that Gryffindor.
(16:21:30) Dracco_Knightblade: What's that ticking sound....
(16:21:34) Dracco_Knightblade: Its...kinda catchy...
(16:21:40) Sabata_McCloud:(http://bwilliams101.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ten-points-for-gryffindor.png)
(16:21:51) Dracco_Knightblade: Snape...snape, Serverus Snape, Snape, snape...Serverus Snape...
(16:21:57) (Storm_Cissohko): It's boomerang man.
(16:22:00) (Snape): GET THE FUCK OFF MY NAME.
(16:22:14) (Storm_Cissohko): He decapitates himself to take out badguys. Sadly he can only fight one before dying.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Kind of natural white](03:27:21) Rosette_Contrail: Hm. Opinion. White hair. Yay or nay?
(03:27:34) Box: o.o
(03:27:44) Silieth: My dragon character has white hair.
(03:28:46) Rosette_Contrail: Hmn. Asking cuz Storm has white hair. To match his chest marking and stuff. Not sure if hot or not.
(03:29:25) Silieth: Show.
(03:29:39) Rosette_Contrail: Haven't drawn it yet.
(03:29:51) Silieth: Do.
(03:29:54) Silieth: Hurry.
(03:29:58) Rosette_Contrail: Just mentioning the idea. You already have his sketch I believe, imagine it and lemme know.
(03:30:17) Cheeky_Stoat: White hair is sexy on frail characters. <3
(03:30:20) Silieth: I'm bad at that.
(03:30:28) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(03:30:43) Silieth: I don't think hair color really matters much to me.
(03:30:43) Rosette_Contrail: Well, have you already seen my Storm sketch Dyrik? He's not exactly frail...
(03:30:56) Silieth: Irl, I prefer dark hair.
(03:31:14) Cheeky_Stoat: Yeah, I saw. Hence why I mentioned it.
(03:31:24) Rosette_Contrail: I'm mainly doing white to contrast against his darker face. And to fit the markings and such.
(03:31:55) Cheeky_Stoat: Do whatchu want, but we have given our opinions. XP
(03:32:22) Yurothehotot: D: my hair is turning white! D:
(03:32:39) Rosette_Contrail: Stop letting people bust nuts in it.
(03:33:09) Yurothehotot: but I like it on my face! <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Don't forget to breath](22:31:45) Cynergi: *her tongue darts against his cock flesh as she licks around the base and then slowly works her way back up to the head. Watching his cock bob with each warm lap. He was coated in her saliva*
(22:32:37) Qaja: Oops.
(22:33:02) Celi: Dude what.
(22:33:05) Bellatrix: Oh cyn <3
(22:33:07) Mikkaddo: *laughs*
(22:33:17) Rosette_Contrail: Hell yes oral.
(22:33:25) Celi: I just came in to chat, and bam, blowjobs.
(22:33:25) Mikkaddo: Cyn, if you keep doing that we'll start comparing you to Felicia XD
(22:33:28) Rosette_Contrail: I like how Qaja oops though.
(22:33:30) Bellatrix: we <3 you we do n.n
(22:33:33) Dracco_Knightblade: *Places a large binder overtop of his lap*
(22:33:37) Mikkaddo: she's currently the miswhipser queen, but I like to think you could dethrone her
(22:33:51) Celi: Damn furries, man.
(22:34:02) Mikkaddo: fuckin' furfags
(22:34:09) Bellatrix: Wondering whom the partner is this evening ;3
(22:34:22) Bellatrix: shut up you two love it.
(22:34:36) Mikkaddo: as I'm ridiculing her lovingly, obviously it's not me XD
(22:34:45) Celi: Why would I love it? I'm not getting anything,
(22:34:59) Celi: But I'm kidding, go wild, more power to you.
(22:35:03) Bellatrix: I meant being furry dear/
(22:35:16) Celi: Oh, yeah.
(22:35:37) Mikkaddo: you know I'm kidding XD
(22:35:51) Bellatrix: mhm
(22:36:40) Celi: You think it'd be easy to get people to let you blow them, but it's not.
(22:37:31) Qaja: Like I said, "Oops." Then again, I always say the same with Fel's mis-whispers.
(22:37:40) Bellatrix: I didnt mention bjs, and the fandom isnt just about sex dear.
(22:38:02) Celi: When did this happen? I missed the memo.
(22:38:30) Bellatrix: You didnt get it because we burned it.
(22:38:56) Bellatrix: but seriously, not everyone likes to yiff, some people just like the art, or the idea of being an animal, not all of it is about sex.
(22:38:56) Celi: Well then, does that mean I have to stop flirting with people?
(22:39:05) Celi: There's that word again.
(22:39:30) Bellatrix: what word?
(22:39:35) Celi: Yiff.
(22:39:46) Celi: Quite possibly the most annoying term in existence.
(22:39:56) Bellatrix: yiff. fuck, rape, what ever people do on here these days
(22:40:01) Mikkaddo: I dunno man, there's a few others that bug me more than yiff
(22:41:35) Celi: I'm just messing around, people can do what they want.
(22:41:36) Mikkaddo: would you count torture?
(22:41:38) Mikkaddo: I would . . .
(22:42:59) FW_Command: Wild Cynergi fainted! (Timeout)
(22:43:23) Rosette_Contrail: She must have forgotten to pull off for air.
(22:43:35) Qaja: -snickers-
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=The more you know!][13:03] Zachary Foxdale: Just a heads up guys, when a girl asks you to eat her out she does NOT want you to rip and tear flesh from her body with your teeth
[13:03] Zachary Foxdale: Just trying to avoid an awkward social moment like what I just had =\
[13:03] Shryke Composer: haha
[13:03] Nana(nanaka.watanabe): dafuq
[13:03] Shryke Composer: I will remember that
[13:03] Shryke Composer: thanks for the help mate
[13:03] Oni(oni.fiertze): not a... problem?
[13:04] Fox Crimsonfire(foxenigma.foxtrot): The more you know ~~~=*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Color Confusion](Context: Myself and Qaja(Toof) both use red text.)
(19:47:55) FW_Command: Wild Silieth appears!
(19:48:12) Celi: Siliiiii.
(19:48:16) Cheeky_Stoat: Silieth!
(19:48:38) Silieth: Yes?
(19:48:58) Celi: Come here.
(19:49:18) Silieth: I can't.
(19:49:24) Celi: 3:
(19:49:42) Torch applies devil to kitteh. All is good.
(19:49:42) Silieth: You're seven hours away!
(19:50:12) Celi: Then you'd better get moving.
(19:50:50) Silieth: Fuck you. You come here.
(19:53:06) Rosette_Contrail: Stalemate.
(19:53:13) Rosette_Contrail: Hello Sili.
(19:54:17) Silieth: Hi Toof.
(19:56:35) Rosette_Contrail: I am naut toof.
(19:56:37) Rosette_Contrail: I am burd.
(19:56:55) Silieth: o_o My eyes. They have sleepy and lie to me.
(19:57:01) Silieth: Okay hai burd.
(19:57:07) Rosette_Contrail: I must be one handsome burd.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Whof](01:48:04) Rosette_Contrail: Definitely.(http://i.imgur.com/4Ecke.jpg)
(01:48:16) Torch: Lulz.
(01:50:16) Rosette_Contrail: Related news: I want that rabbit.
(01:50:19) Rosette_Contrail: I think it's a rabbit.
(01:50:35) Luc: oh its a rabbit alright
(01:50:41) Luc: hes a distant cousin
(01:50:46) Luc: i have met him once or twice
(01:51:10) Rosette_Contrail: He looks to be directly contesting you for the fluff throne.
(01:51:17) Luc: plushies and fluffy animals dont really communicate well
(01:51:32) Rosette_Contrail: Bad Luc. No secretly plotting a political assassination.
(01:51:48) Luc: watt
(01:52:09) Rosette_Contrail: Amps.
(01:55:24) Luc: *dies*
(01:56:12) Rosette_Contrail: *Hits the plushie with a thousand volts to defib.*
(01:56:18) Luc: T.T
(01:56:28) Rosette_Contrail: Haha, it's so many.
(01:56:34) Rosette_Contrail: He prolly burst into flames.
(01:56:41) Rosette_Contrail: Whof.
(01:56:48) Rosette_Contrail: That's the sound of bursting into flames.
(01:58:22) Luc: why
(01:59:39) Rosette_Contrail: The mental picture is funny. I can imagine a cute plushie spazzing out from the high voltage and falling still before suddenly bursting into flames.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lots of minerals](22:10:13) Kiruru: Gayest....Robots...EVER.
(22:10:45) Celi: Kiru, you're just jealous of how fucking rad X and Zero are.
(22:11:01) Dark_Kitsune: That's not zero, that's protoman
(22:11:07) Kiruru: That's... Protom- what she said.
(22:11:11) Dracco_Knightblade: odd
(22:11:19) Celi: Yeah well I don't give a fuck.
(22:11:49) Dracco_Knightblade: Oye...someone's on their man-period...again.
(22:12:06) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, I always noticed. When all the characters in Megaman Zero are like, laying on the ground; Zero does this head shake and all I can think of is "Man, that must be some delicious ground."
(22:12:16) Celi: It's not possible for me to have man periods, I'm way too chill.
(22:12:28) Celi: Have you even had ground?
(22:12:31) Celi: Ground is awesome.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Masturbation Talk and Chocolate Nog](23:48:40) Janik: I brought lotion in my room so I could fap, but now I don't feel like fapping.
(23:48:53) Celi: Thank you for that wonderful bit of info.
(23:48:58) Rosette_Contrail: Pft. You need lotion?
(23:49:03) Rosette_Contrail: Palm it dry. LIKE A MAN.
(23:49:07) Rosette_Contrail: Or with sandpaper.
(23:49:12) Rosette_Contrail: EXTRA MANLY.
(23:49:28) Janik: Dry means it takes longer for me to cum.
(23:49:45) FW_Command: Wild Rain_Brightstripe used Teleport! It got away!
(23:49:47) Janik: Usually this time of night the goal is to bust a couple nuts then go to sleep.
(23:50:02) FW_Command: Wild Sthemio used Teleport! It got away!
(23:50:24) Celi: Nothin' but class in here.
(23:50:38) Rosette_Contrail: Well. I mean, I'm not even being serious too.
(23:50:44) Rosette_Contrail: '.' Sure is classy.
(23:51:05) Silieth: What's wrong with it being time to fap?
(23:51:10) Silieth: If I were home it'd be time to fap.
(23:51:12) Kiruru: Sil in a nut shell
(23:51:35) Celi: Because usually I like to keep that to myself.
(23:51:51) Silieth: That is me exactly...
(23:51:57) Celi: Fuck that, I can't even play against broodmother without flipping out.
(23:51:58) Silieth: I keep those fuckers as pets virtually...
(23:52:02) Rosette_Contrail: But you can't fap. ._. I thought it was more like... slick or something.
(23:52:09) Silieth: Schlick.
(23:52:14) Silieth: But I still call it fapping.
(23:52:17) Silieth: So fuck you.
(23:52:25) Celi: Fucking broodmother...
(23:53:01) Silieth: Last night something touched my hand while we were about to go to sleep. I was certain it was a spider, we had to search the bed. It was her pillow.
(23:53:02) Kiruru: OOG BOOGEY
(23:53:12) Jack_Rabbit: "Right into next week!" "...I've traveled back in time from next week. Please stop throwing monsters at us."
(23:53:17) Celi: Not the same broodmother.
(23:53:21) Rosette_Contrail: Fuck me? ._.
(23:53:21) FW_Command: Wild Stush appears!
(23:53:33) Janik: I want a Wii specifically for Monster Hunter and nothing else.
(23:53:42) Stush: Hiya there, Potatoes~
(23:53:56) Janik: All other Wii games can kiss my left nut because they're unworthy of touching the right one.
(23:54:01) Rosette_Contrail: I have no idea why I have a Wii. It just sits there.
(23:54:02) Kiruru: Hey there Tomato.
(23:54:05) Jack_Rabbit: I'm loving the random post-battle humor in this game.
(23:54:26) Rosette_Contrail: It's an expensive plastic paperweight from Tojo land.
(23:54:28) Celi: House of the dead 2 and 3 are on wii.
(23:54:38) Celi: So your opinion is immediately debunked.
(23:54:55) Janik: Tojo is m favorite racial slur other than Kike.
(23:55:15) Rosette_Contrail: I got it from that Call of Duty game kids be playin these days.
(23:55:18) Janik: I didn't like house of the dead one.
(23:55:29) Celi: Then you hate fun and don't know shit.
(23:55:33) Celi: Sorry to tell you.
(23:55:34) Rosette_Contrail: World at War. The only one I can be arsed with because you can use a trench gun to disfigure someones face at close range.
(23:56:05) Janik: I hate shooters.
(23:56:11) Janik: Shooters are teh suck.
(23:56:11) Jack_Rabbit: I get the feeling that Celi is of this opinion primarily because the game involves guns and shooting at things.
(23:56:23) Kiruru: Also, Sil. Quiz for you
(23:56:26) Celi: I was at work today and some very old marine vet came in and told me about how he circumcised Japs with a garand.
(23:56:27) Janik: I like games with guns. I just hate shooters.
(23:56:38) Celi: That does not compute.
(23:56:43) Rosette_Contrail: My friend who's strictly into shooters would probably follow what Celi said with "Actually he does know shit. Which is every other game he plays except [Generic Shooter Title A]"
(23:56:51) Janik: 1st person shooters.
(23:57:01) Rosette_Contrail: Bayonet, Celi?
(23:57:07) Celi: And no, I am of that opinion because it has guns, zombies, and it's the best damn arcade game ever,
(23:57:13) Celi: No, with the bullet.
(23:57:24) Celi: Shooting Japanese in the dick.
(23:57:25) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of Bayonet... Bayonetta. Might try it.
(23:57:39) Celi: Bayonetta is a'aight.
(23:58:23) Rosette_Contrail: It's got a vaguely attractive woman who sucks on lollipops and has an English accent. I guess I could go with the "Horny gamer" excuse for buying it if it is otherwise bullocks.
(23:58:36) Mikkaddo: Bayonetta?
(23:58:42) Rosette_Contrail: Yeh.
(23:58:48) Celi: It's a clusterfuck game, but a fun one.
(23:58:51) Mikkaddo: it's a lot like a more crazy version of Devil May Cry
(23:58:59) Mikkaddo: so yeah, what Celi said
(23:59:12) Celi: I'd like to place one order of cuuuuurazy
(23:59:49) Rosette_Contrail: Bitch be crazy.
(00:00:47) Mikkaddo: a'ight
(00:01:01) Celi: Oh, plus, HOTD had some of the raddest bosses ever,
(00:01:03) Bellatrix: I dont even play WoW and I am passing it >.>
(00:01:41) Rosette_Contrail: Speaking of Devil May Cry.
(00:01:47) Bellatrix: Only missed two lol
(00:01:53) Celi: I love that comic.
(00:02:19) Rosette_Contrail: Ah hell, this one is slightly different. Well, I tried.
(00:02:32) Rosette_Contrail: The one I was looking for had the new protagonist getting the message. Meh.
(00:02:44) Celi: Ur a faget.
(00:03:09) Rosette_Contrail: Gets the point across well.
(00:05:51) Silieth: Niggers.
(00:05:59) Celi: Hah.
(00:06:39) Rosette_Contrail: I prefer Nignog.
(00:06:45) Rosette_Contrail: I like to imagine a bottle of chocolate Eggnog.
(00:06:50) Celi: I like jigaboo myself.
(00:07:37) Rosette_Contrail: That'd be hilarious if a product like that existed back in the 50's or something.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=More zings and Bovine Bunnies](23:26:22) Rox-Z: It's 249.5 miles away from where I'm currently living and when I get to Charlotte NC, I aint looking back, well I am but only just long enough to tell EVERY MOTHER FUCKING PERSON I KNOW around here to fuck off and die
(23:27:12) Yurothehotot: I already bought the ticket back
(23:27:31) Yurothehotot: God im sleepy
(23:27:35) Mikkaddo: tell ya what, next time you see him in the chat smack his ass
(23:27:45) FW_Command: Rox-Z is now known as (God).
(23:27:50) Yurothehotot: Its my fault mikk
(23:27:57) (God): Well take yo ass to bed Yuro
(23:27:59) Yurothehotot: I cant blame him...
(23:28:01) Rosette_Contrail: Wait... Charlotte... North Carolina?
(23:28:12) (God): o.o Yes
(23:28:19) Silieth: ...what Kiru?
(23:28:36) Mikkaddo: how is it your fault? o.o
(23:28:44) Rosette_Contrail: D: But you live in Canada. Canadians like Dyrik there would never come down here.
(23:28:51) Mikkaddo: he can't go to bed yet, he's not home
(23:29:12) (God): I'm looking at places out by Minthill >_< And I do NOT live in canada
(23:29:19) Yurothehotot: I stupidly got the number wrong...
(23:29:39) Mikkaddo: yeah but once you got it right, he should have answered
(23:30:13) Kiruru: My rogue can do LFR :3
(23:30:15) Yurothehotot: Perhaps they turned the phone off its not his phone
(23:30:36) Bellatrix: my tummy hurts v.v
(23:30:48) Rosette_Contrail: Hm. Thought you did. Or used to.
(23:31:32) (God): I wish I did and was hoping to move there but, no I've never lived there. You've must have mistook me for someone less awesome
(23:32:02) Silieth: yay
(23:32:06) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Teleport! It got away!
(23:32:42) (God): FINE! Be that way Silipie!
(23:33:03) Rosette_Contrail: Huh. Well, never mind then.
(23:33:22) FW_Command: (God) is now known as Rox-Z.
(23:34:03) Rox-Z: If I lived in canada.... I'd drown myself in the lake before I even thought about moving to usa
(23:35:30) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(23:36:55) Cheeky_Stoat: We have oceans for drowning as well. And puddles.
(23:37:07) Cheeky_Stoat:

(23:37:14) Mikkaddo: and pussy . . .. you could always drown yourself in pussy
(23:37:27) Rosette_Contrail: And your mom.
(23:37:45) Mikkaddo: yep, you could drown yourself in my mom . . . not sure why you'd want to though
(23:37:55) Rox-Z: I don't like salty water though
(23:38:03) Mikkaddo: then my mom is out! OH!
(23:38:10) Cheeky_Stoat: Puddles aren't salty.
(23:38:28) Rox-Z: Ur moms puddles are salty
(23:38:31) Rox-Z: :I
(23:38:41) Mikkaddo: your FACE is salty
(23:38:46) Cheeky_Stoat: I wouldn't know, Zed.
(23:39:00) Rox-Z: Why nut?
(23:39:51) Rosette_Contrail: Everything is sort of kind of salty if you think about it...
(23:40:04) Cheeky_Stoat: I don't eat out my mom like you do.
(23:41:02) Rosette_Contrail: I took my mom to eat out once. I think we went to that fancy lobster place. Pretty nice.
(23:41:34) Rosette_Contrail: I wanted to go in the kitchen and hear what it sounds like when you dump a lobster in boiling water but they wouldn't let me.
(23:41:39) Rox-Z: Did it smell of fish, Rose?
(23:42:07) Rosette_Contrail: Mostly crab and shrimp.
(23:42:15) Rosette_Contrail: Not many people can afford fancy lobster it seems.
(23:42:38) Rosette_Contrail: If I wanted fish I'd go to Long John Silvers.
(23:42:57) FW_Command: Wild Zurr appears!
(23:43:07) Rox-Z: I fucking love shrimps because they're kind of like Crayfish and I fucking love crayfeesh
(23:43:09) Celi: Heya Zurr.
(23:43:18) Zurr: Hey guys
(23:44:06) Zurr: LoL PBE is patching. :3 Gotta try out them reworks.
(23:44:52) Rosette_Contrail: I could never enjoy shrimp. I dunno why. :/
(23:44:54) Rosette_Contrail: PBE?
(23:45:04) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot used Teleport! It got away!
(23:45:10) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot appears!
(23:45:38) Yurothehotot: Yawnnn
(23:45:56) Yurothehotot: Cheeky is the best <3
(23:45:56) Rox-Z: Small shrimp are okay but med and large shrimp are fucking sickening, just the rubbery popping sound when you chew them *gags*
(23:46:29) Zurr: beta server, rose.
(23:46:46) Zurr: It's patching for the stealth/Xin reworks and possibly Zyra release.
(23:47:39) Rosette_Contrail: That's wonderful but it's all babble if I don't know the name of the game bro.
(23:47:59) Rosette_Contrail: Oh, I thought you were laughing at first. League of Legends.
(23:48:05) Zurr: Yeah. XD
(23:48:14) Rox-Z: Private Bitch Eating
(23:48:58) Yurothehotot: I wasted a whole day...
(23:49:14) Rox-Z: o.o
(23:49:21) Rox-Z: Yuro is a sad rabbit
(23:49:50) Yurothehotot: Moo
(23:50:10) Rosette_Contrail: Private Bitch Eating?(http://e621.net/post/show/170940/2011-bottomless-breasts-canine-cunnilingus-dialogu)
(23:50:16) Yurothehotot: I am bunnies can die of sadness you know <3
(23:50:26) Rosette_Contrail: Cowabunnie?
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Scrambled is good too](22:44:01) Rosette_Contrail: Hai Kinx.
(22:44:31) Jinxy: <3
(22:44:35) Jinxy: ah want chur bebbies, rooooose~
(22:45:21) Rosette_Contrail: Sunny side up?
(22:45:43) Jinxy: wat
(22:45:44) Jinxy: no
(22:45:45) Jinxy: <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Woah](Not really funny, but holy shite Acer talked.)
(22:17:51) Yurothehotot: Well celi confidance is 90% delusion.
(22:18:01) Acer: Yuro's attracked j jerks
(22:18:26) Celi: Not really.
(22:18:54) Celi: If you know facts of a situation or problem, then you can be confident.
(22:18:56) Yurothehotot: I can be yes i know better then to date them
(22:19:51) Yurothehotot: Yes but also if you convince yourself you will succed you will have an air of confidance
(22:21:04) Acer: until you faul
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Not sure if Funny](02:15:46) Rox-Z: You're broked, I need to fix you
(02:19:06) Rosette_Contrail: I dun want to be sterile. :C
(02:21:55) Rox-Z: 4 Rose
(02:23:21) Rosette_Contrail: Gah! Seriously, don't drop links like that Rox. I never go on actual porn sites. I have enough troubles with potential malware and stuff. ._. Now I gotta purge my history and cache to be safe.
(02:24:33) Rox-Z: XD
(02:24:59) Rosette_Contrail: Srsly. ;-;
(02:30:25) Bellatrix: LOL
(02:37:28) Cheeky_Stoat: *Also "lol"ed.*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Adorable Bats and Gifts](09:43:16) Azhtek: Also, here you go, Jadi. It's pretty much required viewing now. http://i.imgur.com/Q32YD.jpg
(09:44:12) Celi: Did I just sell my body to be used for Mengelev-esque experiments?
(09:44:28) Amina: Worse..
(09:44:35) Amina: But good on you. Now I don't have to.
(09:44:42) Celi: Where do I sign?
(09:44:46) Azhtek: Let's see how you respond to having your skeleton removed.
(09:45:15) Jadi: Dawww.
(09:45:44) Azhtek: I know, right? Them feets.
(09:45:53) Azhtek: Amina doesn't like them. So we're divorced now.
(09:46:00) Amina: What?
(09:46:08) Azhtek: Except she doesn't know yet.
(09:46:09) Amina: I missed that part of our prenup
(09:46:27) Jadi: It doesn't beat brushie bat, but it's still adorable.
(09:46:36) Celi: Don't worry, Amina, you can move into my meth-lab and help me with the productions.
(09:46:44) Amina: What?!
(09:46:45) Amina: No way
(09:46:48) Azhtek: This is a soliloquy, you can't hear what I'm saying.
(09:46:48) Amina: No fucking way
(09:46:57) FW_Command: Wild Sabretrip fainted! (Timeout)
(09:47:06) Celi: Oh come ooooonnnn, it'll be a learning experience!
(09:47:06) Amina: I can't hear it, but I can read.
(09:47:11) Amina: I taught myself while you were at work
(09:47:22) Amina: That's why my eyesight's so bad, it's hard to read in the closet with no light on
(09:47:30) Azhtek: You're not allowed to learn. Back in your cage!
(09:47:39) Amina: THERE IS NO CAGE
(09:47:49) Amina: ALSO THERE'S POOP IN IT. AND NOT MINE.
(09:47:54) Azhtek: THERE IS NOW, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A CAGE.
(09:48:01) Amina: Yayyyyy!
(09:48:54) Celi: No one ever gets me a cage... *Kicks at the floor*

(09:50:46) Azhtek: I'll get you a cage, Celi. A nice, big, 2' cage. Just for you.
(09:50:57) Celi: Rockin'.
(09:51:16) Amina: But it stays outside.
(09:51:26) Amina: Ain't gonna be no damn devils in my house, boy
(09:51:27) Celi: Even better.
(09:51:35) Celi: Racist!
(09:51:40) Amina: :3
(09:51:43) Amina: 83
(09:51:46) Amina: <83
(09:52:14) Celi: ._.
(09:52:23) Azhtek: The fuck am I still doing awake?
(09:52:29) Azhtek: Amina, what the fuck?
(09:52:32) Amina: I DON'T KNOW
(09:52:32) Azhtek: Fucking. Fuck.
(09:52:42) Amina: Don't look at me; I sedated you hours ago
(09:52:43) Azhtek: Fffffffuuuuuu
(09:52:47) Azhtek: No you dind't.
(09:52:54) Azhtek: uuuuck.
(09:52:59) Amina: What is that
(09:53:03) Amina: din dot
(09:53:09) Amina: WHAT
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Classy](10:11:55) Rosette_Contrail: So yeah, hellos aside... I need to figure out the character limit. ._. I wanna post my log of funsies I've collected over the months of colorful conversation I've witnessed in the chat, but it's like... 240 thousand characters and I really don't want to split it into separate posts.
(10:12:28) Rosette_Contrail: Oh wait, almost 300 thousand now.
(10:13:54) (Libby): I'm going to have to be a lot more tight lipped around you. >.>
(10:14:42) Celi: Zing.
(10:14:52) (Libby): Ba?
(10:15:39) Rosette_Contrail: Don't be tight lipped. I'd hate to hurt my tongue.
(10:15:44) Rosette_Contrail: :7
(10:16:12) Rosette_Contrail: I am so fucking classy.
(10:16:21) (Libby): You are!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I'm not actually a Medic, sorry you're dying](10:16:55) (Libby): What d'you guys think of my bag?(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9661926/Foxy%20rings/IMG_0220.JPG)
(10:17:07) Celi: That is a very nice bag.
(10:17:13) (Libby): Thank you!
(10:17:22) Celi: Saw one I kinda wanted myself at an army surplus store.
(10:17:29) (Libby): I have two.
(10:17:41) Celi: I am jealous.
(10:17:53) Rosette_Contrail: That bag is great, but I like this one more.(http://www.medstudentlc.com/tests/GGM/pics/Serious_Bag.jpg)
(10:17:57) Rosette_Contrail: It is an extension of my personality.
(10:18:43) Rosette_Contrail: I'd like a medic bag though. I'd wear it near the scene of an accident and do fucking nothing.
(10:18:55) (Libby): Hah!
(10:19:23) Rosette_Contrail: "Oh no it's just for style I'm actually better at killing people."
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Spoiler Alert: Delicious](10:36:24) Celi: I'm gonna get a vasectomy!
(10:36:34) Cheeky_Stoat: Celi. <3
(10:36:36) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(10:36:58) (Libby): Best I can get is ortho tri-cyclen lo.
(10:37:12) (Libby): Don't do that though!
(10:37:27) Celi: Why?
(10:37:34) (Libby): Vasecomies don't always end up reversable.
(10:37:45) Celi: Fine with me.
(10:37:48) (Libby): And not breeding at some point in life just seems like a waste.
(10:38:04) Celi: I'll have one kid, and then that's it.
(10:38:06) Celi: Done.
(10:38:16) Rosette_Contrail: Just to see how they taste.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Seriously](21:34:23) Janik: ?
(21:35:05) Silieth: Wow.
(21:36:04) FW_Command: Wild PlummWhitehorne used Teleport! It got away!
(21:37:35) FW_Command: Wild Zurr fainted! (Timeout)
(21:37:53) KristineGreylight: *tilts head*
(21:48:27) Rivus: What is it sili?
(21:48:42) Janik: IT IS DEAD.
(21:48:47) Janik: DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.
(21:48:59) Janik: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE DEAD
(21:49:09) Janik: NO ONE EVER HAD MUCH NICE TO SAY
(21:49:19) Janik: I THINK THEY NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY
(21:49:35) Janik: TAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME FROM THE HOSPITAL BEEEEEED
(21:49:53) Janik: WOULD'T IT BE GREAT TO TAKE A PISTOL BY THE HEAD
(21:50:06) Janik: AND WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF WE. WERE. DEAD.
(21:50:30) Janik: AND IN MY HONEST OBSERVATE
(21:50:50) Janik: THE RIBCAGE SPARATION FOUND A COMPLICATION IN YOUR HEART, SO LONG
(21:50:56) Janik: 'CAUSE NOW YOU'VE GOT
(21:51:05) Janik: MAYBE JUST TWO WEEKS TO LIVE.
(21:51:17) Rosette_Contrail: Janik.
(21:51:18) Janik: IS THAT THE MOST THAT YOU CAN GIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
(21:51:18) Rosette_Contrail: Janik.
(21:51:24) Rosette_Contrail: JANIK.(http://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/Stopposting_U18chan.jpg)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gayta](22:32:31) FW_Command: Wild Silieth appears!
(22:32:36) Silieth: http://i.imgur.com/S07b3.jpg
(22:32:40) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Teleport! It got away!
(22:32:48) Cheeky_Stoat: Hei, Silieth.
(22:33:00) Janik: I scared her off earlier.
(22:33:06) Rosette_Contrail: Ah fucking hell my ass is made of the sensation of itching in condensed material form.
(22:33:11) Cheeky_Stoat: Or not...
(22:33:11) Janik: She's prolly not gonna come back as long as I'm here.
(22:33:29) Cheeky_Stoat: Aha.
(22:33:43) Janik: Yep, Iiiiiiiiiiim'm a tool!
(22:34:34) Bellatrix: No, your just being mopy
(22:34:56) Cheeky_Stoat: You're*
(22:35:11) Rosette_Contrail: Never understood why tool is an insult. I mean, tools are useful and handy. They make things easier, if not completely possible through their use. You can't chop a bloody tree down with your bare hands unless you're some Martial Arts master. And even then it'll hurt after a while. An axe can do that shit day in and day out without flinching.
(22:35:37) Rosette_Contrail: In before Minecraft.
(22:36:17) Cheeky_Stoat: The insult comes from the idea of being used for someone else's means. To dehumanize someone.
(22:36:31) Bellatrix: Live with it cheeky
(22:36:40) Rosette_Contrail: I suppose that makes sense.
(22:37:18) Rosette_Contrail: I'd still respond to it by saying I'm a lot more useful as a tool than they are at life though.
(22:37:19) Cheeky_Stoat: I turned off emotes but I am still alive so i suppose that I shall but I will continue to correct it when the mood strikes me.
(22:37:58) Cheeky_Stoat: I would dispute that fact by the fact that you were used as my tool
(22:38:36) Rosette_Contrail: But you're gay. ._.
(22:39:33) Cheeky_Stoat: I have no clue what relevance my sexual preference has to anything.
(22:39:41) Rosette_Contrail: I am a sexual tool. :7 Or at least my tongue is.
(22:40:38) Cheeky_Stoat: Yeah, only on the internet. > .>
(22:41:04) Rosette_Contrail: Considering this anthropomorphic persona can only exist on the internet, sadly; that is true.
(22:42:00) Minxy: Rose is gay enough for all of us. I've been programmed with this knowledge.
(22:42:31) Rosette_Contrail: Minxy is Gayta.
(22:44:25) Cheeky_Stoat: *Bites tongue.*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=So much Revenge](12:02:28) FW_Command: Wild spikey_vulpes appears!
(12:02:33) FW_Command: spikey_vulpes is now known as (Libby).
(12:02:40) Dracco_Knightblade: Ah
(12:02:42) (Libby): Do any of you live in Oklahoma?
(12:02:43) Mikkaddo: morning Libby
(12:02:48) Dracco_Knightblade: Nope
(12:02:49) (Libby): Hey Mikk.
(12:02:56) Ookamisuke: Why, Libby?
(12:02:59) Ookamisuke: I'm in Indiana.
(12:03:00) Rosette_Contrail: Welcome Libby. East Coast I'm afraid.
(12:03:08) Mikkaddo: not even close, I'm way down in Louisiana
(12:03:20) (Libby): Because I'm fucking stuck out here, and I wanted to see if anyone wanted to hang out.
(12:03:45) Ookamisuke: lol. Sorry. I'm of a similar mindset, Libby.
(12:04:16) Rosette_Contrail: Oh dear, that's unfortunate. Same here.
(12:04:38) (Libby): Brought a friend out here since she said she'd pay for the gas. Sure, she's doing that, but once we get out here, the guy she's wanting to meet is all "Oh, this is my house, but I have roomies, and only she can come in. Oh wait, do you guys do pot? No? Yeah, you can't stay. You can come back and get her around five."
(12:04:46) (Libby): And she actually knew this was the case.
(12:05:14) (Libby): So I'm stuck in Norman F****** Oklahoma, with barely any cash, and not a damned thing to do.
(12:05:18) Mikkaddo: >.>
(12:05:30) Dracco_Knightblade: awesome...
(12:05:33) Dracco_Knightblade: I'd just leave her there
(12:05:37) Mikkaddo: this guy sounds like a discount dime store douche
(12:05:42) (Libby): That's Cara's thought.
(12:05:43) Dracco_Knightblade: plain and simple be all "Have a nice hitchety hike home!
(12:05:48) Dracco_Knightblade: Do it
(12:05:49) (Libby): And we both agree with you, Mikk.
(12:06:05) Ookamisuke: I'm not a devil.
(12:06:11) Ookamisuke: But I agree with everyone else here.
(12:06:26) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, I'd leave her there. I'm good at excuses like family emergency and stuff.
(12:06:33) (Libby): Wow. You guys are actually kinda convincing me this is a good idea.
(12:06:41) Dracco_Knightblade: It is a good idea
(12:06:45) Mikkaddo: it is a good idea
(12:06:45) Ookamisuke: Just be a total douche
(12:06:49) Dracco_Knightblade: if she knew previously that you wren't going to be let in.
(12:06:56) Dracco_Knightblade: Then she's been a total cuntstick to you
(12:06:56) Ookamisuke: "Look, you weren't up front with me, so see ya."
(12:06:56) Mikkaddo: she knew you'd be elft on your ass, didn't tell you and did it anyway
(12:07:03) Mikkaddo: not even a "so sorry but . . ."
(12:07:03) Dracco_Knightblade: and she's NOT a friend that you need to associate with
(12:07:07) Mikkaddo: just leave her ass there >.>
(12:07:10) Ookamisuke: Mikkaddo, I'm a NICE person aren't I?
(12:07:16) Dracco_Knightblade: hell, she's not a friend to begin with as a matter of fact
(12:07:25) (Libby): Oh, she did. She called when we were down the road and was all "OH yeah, I was gonna mention, but I was really enjoying the music."
(12:07:28) Dracco_Knightblade: Just bugger off and leave a note saying "Yeah, I was going to stay, but. FUCK YOU!"
(12:07:40) (Libby): I'd prefer to scarper.
(12:07:44) Ookamisuke: Libby.
(12:07:56) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, fuck the excuse. From the sounds of things if she used you as a free ride and didn't let you know of the details till you were already stuck there then just forget about her for a while.
(12:07:57) Ookamisuke: Is your vehicle front or rear wheel drive, and do you have a stick-style E-Brake?
(12:08:00) (Libby): Gimme a couple hours of internet.
(12:08:02) Ookamisuke: Leave treads in the driveway.
(12:08:03) Rosette_Contrail: Tell her you forgot the details of picking her back up.
(12:08:12) (Libby): It's AWD, but yeah I do have the stick brake.
(12:08:19) (Libby): lol Rose.
(12:08:22) Ookamisuke: Know how to do a burnout?
(12:08:22) Ookamisuke: Know how to do a burnout?
(12:08:40) Ookamisuke: Nothing worse than treads in the driveway, and the smell of burning rubber that lingers. Especially if they have open windows. Crap. That's mean, evne for me
(12:08:48) Dracco_Knightblade: Well
(12:08:50) Dracco_Knightblade: Kami
(12:08:50) (Libby): Yes, yes I do
(12:08:58) Dracco_Knightblade: thing is, if they are doing pot and whatnot else, they won't notice
(12:09:03) Dracco_Knightblade: and will probably attempt to get high off of it
(12:09:05) Dracco_Knightblade: OH!
(12:09:05) Ookamisuke: Be a TOTAL douche back.
(12:09:07) Dracco_Knightblade: Better plan
(12:09:07) Ookamisuke: call the cops.
(12:09:19) (Libby): Fuck, not even I'd do that.
(12:09:20) Dracco_Knightblade: Leave and then call the local cops and leave a tip that there is a major drug party going on
(12:09:20) Dracco_Knightblade: :3
(12:09:24) Rosette_Contrail: That could work. Anonymous tip.
(12:09:27) Ookamisuke: "I have reasonable suspicion to believe that there is a crime being committed at this location"
(12:09:33) Ookamisuke: Make sure to say "reasonable suspicion"
(12:09:37) Ookamisuke: That gives probable cause.
(12:09:42) (Libby): Nah, I don't believe in our justice system. I can't be that much of a bitch.
(12:09:46) Rosette_Contrail: Better idea.
(12:09:51) (Libby): The burnout thing's tempting.
(12:09:55) Rosette_Contrail: Order ten fucking tons of take out food for them.
(12:09:58) Ookamisuke: In most states marijuana is an overnighter.
(12:10:01) Rosette_Contrail: You know they are gonna have munchies like a bitch.
(12:10:04) Ookamisuke: But the loss of ALL your pot?
(12:10:12) Rosette_Contrail: Let them pay for it.
(12:10:24) (Libby): You guys are the worst part of my conscience. And I love each and every one of you for it.
(12:10:41) (Libby): Seriously, if we could do a group hug, that would totally be the case right now.
(12:10:41) Rosette_Contrail: If they are stoned out of their minds they will probably pay for it without thinking and get raped in the wallet.
(12:10:44) Ookamisuke grins. "Libby, it's difficult to get me into my evil mindset like this. And you got me into it lickety split."
(12:10:56) Rosette_Contrail: Because munchies fucking own a stoners brain.
(12:11:04) (Libby): And this is why when stranded in a different state and with only 20 bucks to my name, I came straight to FW's chat.
(12:11:04) Ookamisuke: Wauit
(12:11:05) Ookamisuke: I know
(12:11:09) Ookamisuke: Turn your phone off.
(12:11:19) Ookamisuke: And park at the nearest city park.
(12:11:20) (Libby): Already did that.
(12:11:30) (Libby): Didn't go to a park though,
(12:11:38) Ookamisuke: Then when nightfall comes, tell her "Sorry, my phone died. What did you need?"
(12:11:47) Dracco_Knightblade: Not even
(12:11:49) Dracco_Knightblade: just go home
(12:11:50) Dracco_Knightblade: honestly
(12:12:03) Dracco_Knightblade: and then turn your phone off and play videogames all afternoon
(12:12:10) Dracco_Knightblade: or masturbate all over her pillow
(12:12:12) Dracco_Knightblade: or something
(12:12:18) (Libby): Can't do that, Ookami. Gotta be back in town by nine to pick mate's mom up from the airport.
(12:12:23) Ookamisuke: Libby, personally I would strongly advise to leave treadmarks JUST outside of their driveway. They cna't get you for the street; its public property.
(12:12:31) (Libby): Already violated her pillow, Dracco.
(12:12:44) Ookamisuke: Ha! Excellent!
(12:12:52) (Libby): Did that weeks ago.
(12:12:52) Ookamisuke: Please, Libby. call me Kami. Everyone does.
(12:13:00) (Libby): We went out to eat and she stuck me with the check.
(12:13:12) Dracco_Knightblade: Oye..
(12:13:15) Dracco_Knightblade: just fucking leave her
(12:13:17) (Libby): Red Lobster. All I had was a salad and coconut shrimp.
(12:13:17) Dracco_Knightblade: seriously
(12:13:20) Dracco_Knightblade: she's a cuntstick
(12:13:23) Rosette_Contrail: I'm telling you. Order ten pizzas and send them to her house. Stick her with the check.
(12:13:24) Dracco_Knightblade: of the worst kind
(12:13:30) Rosette_Contrail: Revenge.
(12:13:32) (Libby): The thing is, this is the worst thing she's ever pulled.
(12:13:38) (Libby): Up until now, it's only ever been little stuff.
(12:13:48) KristineGreylight waves to her mistress
(12:13:48) Mikkaddo: like leaving you with a huge dinner check
(12:13:51) Mikkaddo: yeah little things >.>
(12:13:52) (Libby): Also, I think the carry out places save your number these days, Rose.
(12:13:59) (Libby): Heya, Kris. *waves back*
(12:13:59) Ookamisuke: Libby, seriously. Call the fucking cops. tell them reasonable suspicion. If they don't get an arrest, they'll still be scared shitless.
(12:14:10) Dracco_Knightblade: The little things lead up to one big thing
(12:14:11) FW_Command: Wild Jadi fainted! (Timeout)
(12:14:17) Rosette_Contrail: So what? Tell her you were looking out for her.
(12:14:19) (Libby): It wasn't that bad. We were celebrating and stuff, it was a goodnight besides that.
(12:14:21) Dracco_Knightblade: next thing you know you're going to be asked to carry a 'package' for her
(12:14:22) Rosette_Contrail: You knew she'd be starving with all that weed.
(12:14:23) Ookamisuke: Ayup.
(12:14:27) Ookamisuke: I agree with rosette.
(12:14:28) Rosette_Contrail: Only being a friend.
(12:14:37) (Libby): lol
(12:14:38) Ookamisuke: Oooooh
(12:14:45) Ookamisuke: Damn...that's just..nasty. I just had a VERY nasty thought.
(12:15:01) Ookamisuke: Call the police and tell them you have reason to believe production of child pornography is taking place at the address. >.<
(12:15:27) Ookamisuke: If worse comes to worse, all data drives will be seized, and the home will be raided by DHS and police.
(12:15:29) Rosette_Contrail: "Please take a seat over there." "Duuuude your face is like, fucking massive. Omg."
(12:15:33) (Libby): Now that WILL get you arrested.
(12:15:39) (Libby): Falsified report.
(12:15:47) (Libby): Fuck, then again. Maybe I'll get lucky.
(12:15:51) Ookamisuke: You have REASON to believe.
(12:15:54) Ookamisuke: I'm not seriously advising that.
(12:15:55) (Libby): And they'll be extremely unlucky.
(12:15:59) Rosette_Contrail: I think the best thing to do is just the simplest.
(12:16:02) Ookamisuke: Because then they'll probably come and seize YOUR computer.
(12:16:08) Rosette_Contrail: Fuck off back home and "forget" your phone died.
(12:16:11) Ookamisuke: And then they'll also try to get you on ANY illegal music.
(12:16:23) Ookamisuke: Rosette, she has to b eback in town. She's in a different state.
(12:16:35) Ookamisuke: Libby. Public telephone. Give a fake name.
(12:16:45) (Libby): Okay, what I'm thinking is to just make her spend a crap ton of cash on the way home.
(12:16:57) Rosette_Contrail: ...
(12:16:58) Ookamisuke: Worth the 50 cents. If you ever want to call in a revenge report, get to a public phome booth away from ANY security cameras.
(12:17:00) (Libby): Like, guilt her into buying me an xbox slim's worth of stuff or something.
(12:17:05) Rosette_Contrail: I know!
(12:17:21) (Libby): Also.
(12:17:26) Ookamisuke: If I were a meme, I'd be Paranoid Parrot.
(12:17:28) (Libby): Remind me not to piss any of you guys off.
(12:17:32) Rosette_Contrail: "Claim" a number of expensive car parts need replacement on your car. Like, say you broke down or something.
(12:17:45) Rosette_Contrail: No car, no getting home. She'd pretty much have to pay for them.
(12:17:47) Ookamisuke: LOL. libby, when I'm pissed I sit and fume. I don't seek revenge.
(12:17:51) Dracco_Knightblade: Master Cylender ruptured
(12:17:54) Ookamisuke: Simple solution there, Rosette.
(12:18:03) Ookamisuke: Take out the Starter Fuse from your fusebox.
(12:18:04) (Libby): That's actually believable, Rose. We just got it back out of the shop before this little three hour fucking ride
(12:18:09) Ookamisuke: Pocket it, and tell her your car won't start.
(12:18:14) Dracco_Knightblade: seriously
(12:18:19) (Libby): Blue 10, left side of the fuse box.
(12:18:24) Dracco_Knightblade: The Starter goes on a car rather easily when you remove the fuse :3
(12:18:27) (Libby): I've pulled that one before.
(12:18:30) Ookamisuke: Wow. I'm...kind of shocked you know that already. lol
(12:18:31) Dracco_Knightblade: "Fuck, it won't start!"
(12:18:34) Rosette_Contrail: Just pocket the cash and put that Starter Fuse back and go "All fixed."
(12:18:42) (Libby): Ayup.
(12:18:54) (Libby): Did that to my mom when we were in Savannah, Georgia.
(12:19:32) Rosette_Contrail: If you're slick and have the charisma, might even be able to convince a mechanic to play along and have it get towed for extra believability. She'll pay for towing and the parts, you pay nothing except towing, win win.
(12:19:39) Ookamisuke: Libby, if you were in Indianapolis...I'd totally tell you both to chill in the car while I fix it. Then I'd put in the fuse that you "slipped" into my hand when we shook hands back in, and mess around for another half an hour. Getting under the car. and stuff.
(12:19:51) (Libby): I could just wave my chest around at the mechanic enough.
(12:19:59) Rosette_Contrail: That works.
(12:19:59) Ookamisuke: LOL
(12:20:00) Ookamisuke: Wow.
(12:20:05) FW_Command: Wild Ookamisuke used Teleport! It got away!
(12:20:11) (Libby): Aw!
(12:20:15) FW_Command: Wild Ookamisuke appears!
(12:20:18) Rosette_Contrail: Breasts: 10+ to charisma.
(12:20:20) (Libby): Wb!
(12:20:22) Ookamisuke: TY.
(12:20:34) Ookamisuke: I can't believe how much like 4chan /b/tards we're sounding. And I can't beleive I'm liking it
(12:20:45) (Libby): Cara kept saying to go there.
(12:21:23) Ookamisuke: The /b/ board moves fast. you came here, good choice.
(12:21:29) Rosette_Contrail: Small difference though. /b/tards demand people be assholes for funsies. We are genuinely providing a service in the form of legitimate revenge against some cunt.
(12:21:38) Ookamisuke: I'm serious. In the space of five seconds twenty new threads have been created or replied to
(12:21:40) Rosette_Contrail: And valuable advice.
(12:21:49) (Libby): She doesn't like Jordan (the girl in question) because we almost had a thing a while ago, so she's ready to punch the hell out of her if/when we pick her up.
(12:21:52) Ookamisuke: I'll BBS; Gotta run to the lil wolves room
(12:22:02) (Libby): Cute!
(12:22:41) (Libby): >.>
(12:22:53) (Libby): Cara found twenty bucks outside.
(12:22:58) FW_Command: Wild Silieth appears!
(12:23:03) (Libby): This day just got a little bit better!

(12:28:08) Silieth: Hello.
(12:28:43) KristineGreylight: I honestly lost most of the conversation in the scroll of the room there.
(12:29:23) Ookamisuke: Hey, Libby?
(12:30:09) Ookamisuke: On the way back stop by *every* truckstop and get yourself a LARGE water, and *pretend* to sip on it through the trip, then - if they have a detached men's restroom - scrawl her name on the stall. XD
(12:30:14) Ookamisuke: And number.
(12:30:19) Ookamisuke mwahahahahahas.
(12:30:32) Ookamisuke: Not the best idea for YOU personally.
(12:30:38) Ookamisuke: But definitely a way to get revenge.
(12:30:58) (Libby): Tried posting on /b/. Somehow, it didn't work.
(12:31:20) Ookamisuke: Did it tell you that your post failed?
(12:31:25) (Libby): Nope!
(12:31:31) Silieth: What is going on? o.o
(12:31:34) (Libby): Said it was posted succesfully.
(12:31:47) Rosette_Contrail: My breaking down idea works for general revenge, Kami has the mean ones though. x7
(12:31:57) FW_Command: Wild TheMaxx appears!
(12:32:01) (Libby): Bitch paid for me to drive her out of state, then when we got to her friends house, the friend told me to get lost for a few hours.
(12:32:05) Ookamisuke: I'm nice and sweet IRL too, that's the fun thing.
(12:32:05) FW_Command: Wild TheMaxx used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(12:32:09) Mikkaddo: hi Maxx . . o.o

(12:32:15) Ookamisuke: Libby, /b/ moves incredibly fast.
(12:32:20) (Libby): I'm definitely going to mix and match these things, see how they turn out.
(12:32:38) KristineGreylight: Almost worth just going home and not going back to get her >->
(12:32:44) Mikkaddo: cut the freon line to their A/C!
(12:32:48) Ookamisuke: Does she have a crush ons omeone? Tell the guy he's being *very* nice to your friend Greg. AKA Jordan.
(12:32:49) FW_Command: Wild TheMaxx used Teleport! It got away!
(12:32:55) Mikkaddo: and turn off the water spout
(12:33:00) Rosette_Contrail: Yeh, we've been offering revenge ideas for Libby. Or at least things to do.
(12:33:03) Mikkaddo: oooh! and cut their power line!
(12:33:09) Ookamisuke: Mik, No.
(12:33:24) Mikkaddo: it'd work . . . you know they deserve it >.>
(12:33:25) Dracco_Knightblade: lol
(12:33:29) Rosette_Contrail: Why don't you just bomb the bloody house already Mikk.
(12:33:39) Rosette_Contrail: I'd rather have that if someone cut my AC line.
(12:33:45) Mikkaddo: if nothign else, you could always pour mayo into the AC, if it doesn't clog it, it'll make their house smell like a $2 whore's pussy
(12:33:46) Ookamisuke: Hmm...
(12:33:51) FW_Command: Wild TheMaxx used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(12:33:58) Ookamisuke: Mikkaddo...that made me gag.
(12:34:01) Ookamisuke: NIce one.
(12:34:07) Mikkaddo: *wink*
(12:34:08) Mikkaddo: I try
(12:34:31) Rosette_Contrail: Come on man. Leave the poor AC alone. ._.
(12:34:49) Ookamisuke: If you were expected to find some place for teh night, I'd recommend buying water, flour, and sugar and pour it all into the gastank.
(12:34:54) Rosette_Contrail: I only say this because I can't live without one and the idea of ruining such a modern comfort for petty revenge is just...
(12:35:00) Ookamisuke: Or cement mix over the hole where you pour the gas in. XD
(12:35:02) Rosette_Contrail: ;-;
(12:35:16) Ookamisuke: >.> Where is all this evil coming from...
(12:35:31) Mikkaddo: I'm just evil . . . I'm a product of the catholic school system
(12:35:35) Ookamisuke: I swear I gota ll the evil out about an hour ago when I was in the bathroom earlier...
(12:35:49) Ookamisuke: XD, MIkkaddo. Your post brings context to mine
(12:36:08) Mikkaddo: *laughs*
(12:36:13) Dracco_Knightblade:
(12:36:25) Silieth: New person. o.o
(12:36:42) Rosette_Contrail: Huh. New person indeed.
(12:36:54) Mikkaddo: once again, hi Maxx
(12:36:59) Rosette_Contrail: *Puts on best zombie gait.* Neeeewbieezzzsh.
(12:37:41) (Libby): You guys are the best.
(12:37:49) (Libby): I'm laughing so hard right now.
(12:37:55) Ookamisuke: Or, or or...You could goa round to bars around the area and tell all the bar guys that, "Hey, my friend is hosting an orgy at her house, and wants all you guys to come! It's at this address, at this time. Don't be late!"
(12:37:57) (Libby): That fucking mayo idea is BRILLIANT!
(12:38:07) Ookamisuke: Libby, don't.
(12:38:17) Ookamisuke: Because then you're stretching thigns BEYOND your revenge against HER.
(12:38:17) (Libby): But it's the best!
(12:38:26) Ookamisuke: Do it into the AC for HER house.
(12:38:47) (Libby): Hey, he coulda been not so much of a dick and said "Oh, you took the time and trouble to get out here? Please, come in."
(12:38:51) Ookamisuke: If you want your revenge on the douche guy who told you to get lost, tell the cops reasonable suspicion of marijuana possession.
(12:38:59) (Libby): Besides she has central air.
(12:39:08) Ookamisuke: Central Air works, to.
(12:39:23) Ookamisuke: Got bolt cutters?
(12:39:43) Ookamisuke: Err, ons ecnod thought no. That's ust..no
(12:39:53) Rosette_Contrail: Awk.
(12:40:53) Rosette_Contrail: Good thing I logged all that before computer decided to be a bitch.
(12:41:06) Ookamisuke: What happened, Rosette?
(12:41:08) (Libby): https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9661926/1343234030510.jpg
(12:41:22) (Libby): Rose is saving funny chat snippets.
(12:41:33) (Libby): SHE'S GONNA GIVE US UP.
(12:41:36) (Libby): TO the guv'ment.
(12:41:42) Rosette_Contrail: Had another connection issue. Tends to cause the browser to replace my current URL with some connection test config thing so I can't just refresh.
(12:41:43) Ookamisuke: LOL
(12:41:52) Mikkaddo: pffft, they wouldn't want me
(12:41:57) Rosette_Contrail: Hey look. More funny chat tidbits.
(12:42:03) (Libby): Damnit.
(12:42:07) Rosette_Contrail: You're just diggin your hole maaan, just diggin your hole.
(12:42:12) Ookamisuke: Libby, just be a typical girl and spread news taht she's easy.
(12:42:14) Ookamisuke: Not a dyke.
(12:42:18) Ookamisuke: Just plain easy.
(12:42:21) (Libby): I'm diggin yours right now, Rose.
(12:42:29) Mikkaddo: hey, I don't dig MY hole, my fingers are HUGE
(12:42:29) Rosette_Contrail: O bby.
(12:42:38) (Libby): lulz were had.
(12:42:41) Mikkaddo: I only let tiny little japanese school girls with needle wide fingers dig my holes
(12:43:03) (Libby): Two outta three.
(12:43:05) Ookamisuke: I agree with Rosette.
(12:43:09) Rosette_Contrail: Suddenly, sounding fetish.
(12:43:10) (Libby): No needle fingers.
(12:43:16) Mikkaddo: XD
(12:43:25) Ookamisuke: Breakdown on the car.
(12:43:26) Mikkaddo: you really expect me to not be fetishistic? o.o
(12:43:36) (Libby): Break the car down on me.
(12:43:48) (Libby): Like a Street Fighter II Bonus round.
(12:43:55) Ookamisuke: On my car, there's a *very* small position on the ignition key that - if I turn it to it - it kills the engine, but doesn't do ANYTHIGN else.
(12:43:59) Rosette_Contrail: Mm baby let me pull you in the backseat I'll break the fuck out of the car.
(12:44:07) (Libby): WOW.
(12:44:12) (Libby): I wanna keep my car though.
(12:44:15) FW_Command: Wild TheMaxx fainted! (Timeout)
(12:44:16) Mikkaddo: *laughs*
(12:44:17) (Libby): 2005 Subaru Outback.
(12:44:24) Mikkaddo: yuo scared off Maxx Rose!
(12:44:29) (Libby): Under 100,000 miles still.
(12:44:30) Mikkaddo: not even my needle finger line did that
(12:44:50) Rosette_Contrail: Damn I'm good.
(12:45:02) (Libby): I'll bet.
45:12) (Libby): https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9661926/1343233694776.jpg
(12:45:20) Ookamisuke: Libby, I'm out of functional revenge ideas. All I have left are fantasy revenge things I would never seriously consider.
(12:45:30) (Libby): No worries, Kami.
(12:45:38) Ookamisuke: AWESOME!
(12:45:43) (Libby): Hey, you should get a furry friend to play Mr. Popop to your Kami.
(12:45:48) Rosette_Contrail: PSYCHOLOGY.(http://4chanarchive.org/images/77797858/1216340137377.gif)
(12:45:49) (Libby): *Popo
(12:45:50) Mikkaddo: you could always stick toothpicks in their locks
(12:46:02) Ookamisuke: Popo?
(12:46:24) Rosette_Contrail: Just get a black friend. They're animals enough. [/racism]
(12:46:43) Rosette_Contrail: God I am just like /b/ right now.
(12:46:46) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(12:47:02) Rosette_Contrail: Wait. Raptor Jesus I am just like /b/ right now.
(12:47:13) Mikkaddo: XD
(12:47:27) (Libby): MOOT BANNED HIMSELF.
(12:47:52) (Libby): I think he's gone to check his pop.
(12:47:55) (Libby): *Popo
(12:47:56) FW_Command: Wild Ookamisuke appears!
(12:48:12) Ookamisuke: Back
(12:48:45) Ookamisuke: www.thepayback.com/revengespecial.html For three dollars, you can get a Condemned" or an "eviction notice" sticker to put on their house.
(12:48:54) Ookamisuke: And there's no shipping.
(12:48:58) Mikkaddo: XD
(12:49:08) Ookamisuke: shipping costs^
(12:49:17) KristineGreylight: *yawns a little and lays across Libby*
(12:49:19) Rosette_Contrail: Don't forget to pay an extra twenty or thirty bucks at the local Lowes for wooden planks and nails to board the windows up.
(12:49:22) Rosette_Contrail: Gotta be authentic man.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=So much Drugs maaaaan](13:32:56) Sabata_McCloud: *gives up, decides to use her in order to evolve to his new form*
(13:33:05) Silieth: o_o
(13:33:07) Silieth: wut
(13:33:09) Mikkaddo: I'm not gone o.o
(13:33:11) FW_Command: Wild (Libby) used Teleport! It got away!
(13:33:16) Silieth: You aren't a pokemon.
(13:33:27) Silieth: Jiiii, halp.
(13:34:18) (JNX/A-07): o-o
(13:34:21) (JNX/A-07): wat happen
(13:34:43) Silieth: Tell Saba he isn't a pokemon. D:
(13:35:19) (JNX/A-07) throws a Pokeball at Sabata.
(13:35:33) Silieth: *Goes off to do things.*
(13:35:37) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Teleport! It got away!
(13:35:45) (JNX/A-07) ...however, it's not a Pokeball, it's a "Pokeball." With drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
(13:36:01) Sabata_McCloud: *cannot evolve without Sili on his tails, so he just kinda gets hit in the head with whatever was thrown at him*
(13:36:15) (JNX/A-07): THERE'S EXCEDRIN IN THERE SABA
(13:36:49) Sabata_McCloud: Fuck Excedrin. I want oxycodone.
(13:38:59) (JNX/A-07): Who's to say there's none of that in there? >_>
(13:39:10) Sabata_McCloud: Just making sure.
(13:39:22) (JNX/A-07): Pokeballs can hold Pokemon the size of Wailord.
(13:39:34) (JNX/A-07): It's a winter wonderland in there.
(13:39:38) (JNX/A-07): Hehehehe~
(13:40:19) Sabata_McCloud: Awesome. Mind if I get the name of your dealer?
(13:40:39) (JNX/A-07): International Space Station o_o
(13:40:53) (JNX/A-07): They're high as fuck, all the time~
(13:47:47) (JNX/A-07): ._. oh god i killed everyone
(13:49:17) Sabata_McCloud: This is why you don't play with fire.
(13:50:27) (JNX/A-07): But I don't o-o
(13:50:31) (JNX/A-07): I play with ignition sources
(13:50:56) Sabata_McCloud: This is why you don't play with ignition sources around flammable objects and/or substances.
(13:51:08) Kiruru returns, sighs, lays down on a couch.
(13:51:22) (JNX/A-07): 151 isn't that flammab--OHGODMYFINELINEN
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Particle Theories and Nuclear Rock](18:29:56) Luc: *liiiiiiiicks sock*
(18:33:34) Sock: *liiiiiiiiiiicks back*
(18:33:46) Luc: <3
(18:33:51) Luc: I feel the looooove
(18:38:32) FW_Command: Wild Mikkaddo appears!
(18:38:43) Mikkaddo: hey pretty lady
(18:39:16) Rosette_Contrail: Can, you feel, the looove, toniiiight.
(18:39:29) Rosette_Contrail: Asfgh. *Digs out old VHS.*
(18:39:36) Mikkaddo: I'm alone and unloved so NO Phil Collins =P
(18:39:38) Luc: ..
(18:41:04) Luc: higgg me
(18:41:14) Luc: hugg*
(18:41:20) Mikkaddo: *fires a Higgs Boson particle at Luc*
(18:41:23) Mikkaddo: BABOOM!
(18:42:19) Luc: D:
(18:42:29) Luc: OH HIGGER ;-;
(18:42:52) Mikkaddo: I higged you =P
(18:42:52) Torch: I just laughed SO damned hard.(http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/118705-Iranian-Nuclear-Program-Rocked-Hard-By-AC-DC-Virus)
(18:43:56) Luc: LOL
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Psychic Sloth](00:07:08) FW_Command: Wild Fen appears!
(00:07:38) Fen: Before you ask. No I am not at home.
(00:07:39) Bellatrix: Ah. OH Hun your home early?
(00:07:46) Bellatrix: XDDDD Two seconds too late
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Tastes fruity](00:22:41) FW_Command: Jinxy is now known as (Mango).
(00:23:01) Kiruru: Batty Bat.
(00:23:46) Kiruru makes all the grabby paws at Mango.
(00:23:59) (Mango): o-o
(00:24:13) (Mango) pokes each of the grabby p...
(00:24:32) GingerMarie eats a mango out.
(00:24:39) Kiruru: o.o
(00:25:20) (Mango): o----o
(00:26:03) (Mango): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzqqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(00:26:13) Rosette_Contrail: Beautiful.
(00:26:13) Kiruru: O.o
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Fun with Mint on .tk](00:11:47) (Barwolfess_Emily) comes out of kitchen and points knife at Mint. 'Shusshles.' Points to Lumber,' You aren't a moron.'
(00:11:57) YiffBot: [Mattias_stahl] leaves the channel.
(00:12:15) [Raak]: "And that."
(00:12:22) LumberArbiter: Oh shit.
(00:12:37) LumberArbiter does not want to witness what happens next. " Throws up Ginger."
(00:13:14) YiffBot: Characters - RubyKitten has created a new character Ruby
(00:13:16) (Rosette_Contrail): Well, what an interesting scene to walk in on.
(00:13:26) (Barwolfess_Emily) walks back into kitchen.
(00:13:52) RubyKitten Is apparently a moron, feels the love. ._.
(00:14:32) YiffBot: [Mattias_stahl] enters the channel.
(00:14:38) wolfprint: *looks for a napkin to wipe the beer off of him*
(00:15:01) YiffBot: earthfox-twinwolf enters the channel.
(00:15:07) YiffBot: Uranus15 has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:15:07) YiffBot: wolfprint has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:15:08) YiffBot: wolfprint logs into the Chat.
(00:15:49) [Raak]: *turns back to Ruby* "I apologize. Emily didn't mean that." *hands wolf a napkin*
(00:16:10) YiffBot: (Mr._Chair) has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:16:50) (Barwolfess_Emily) comes out with a few manticore burgers and sets them down in front of their eaters(?). She then grabs Wolf off the stool and pours water on him.
(00:17:21) RubyKitten: *Nods and sips her drink not sure if its true but still not fond of being called a moron.*
(00:17:36) wolfprint: gack! *he was now wet and hungry* um....now I'm cold...
(00:17:45) Mint: Hah.
(00:18:33) Mint: Disregard Emily's lack of tact.
(00:18:38) Mint: I'm sure she means well.
(00:18:45) Mint: In some.. obscure fashion.
(00:19:03) RubyKitten: I see.
(00:19:16) YiffBot: albertwesker157 logs into the Chat.
(00:19:18) wolfprint: *cleans off with a towel* thanks Emily.
(00:19:21) (Barwolfess_Emily): thank you mint.)
(00:20:05) [Raak]: *a forked tongue flicks over lips* Mmmmmmmm... Manticore. *begins to eat*
(00:20:31) (Barwolfess_Emily) 'Dont worry about it!' She smiles and cleans counter where said beer spilt.
(00:20:40) Mint: Threaten me with a knife again and I'll rip your fucking innards out and string them around the tavern like Christmas decorations.
(00:20:45) Mint: And you are welcome.
(00:20:55) (Rosette_Contrail): Sounds festive.
(00:20:57) RubyKitten: Oh my. o.o
(00:21:06) wolfprint: *he takes a bite of the burger and smiles* oh...yum!
(00:21:11) Mint: Hello Rose.
(00:21:12) YiffBot: (Bluelock_Holmes) has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:21:23) (Rosette_Contrail): I expect you to make a seductive lady Santa outfit from her pelt as well.
(00:21:31) Mint: Naturally.
(00:21:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Don't need to tan or clean the leather of course.
(00:21:55) Mint: Buffalo Bill ain't got shit on me.
(00:22:41) [Raak]: *swallows bite* Y'know Mint, that sounds like a tasty treat for me. Give me a call if you ever follow through with anything like that."
(00:22:50) Mint: Don't talk to me.
(00:23:06) (Rosette_Contrail): But yes, hello Mint. Has been a while. I'll prolly keep my quips brief, I'm suffering from caffeine abuse after one bloody energy drink and it refuses to leave me. So I'm fatigued, irritable and generally in the mood to just lay down and die or something so I can finally get some sleep. Fucking insomnia. ._.
(00:23:17) LumberArbiter: Buffalo Bill makes me hard.
(00:23:18) Fellis: Miiintytytytytytyty
(00:23:23) Mint: Again? You did that last night too.
(00:23:25) Fellis: ~
(00:23:28) Mint: Fellylylylylylylylyly~ ♥
(00:23:31) (Rosette_Contrail): There's my excuse also, if I insult anyone or something.
(00:23:38) Fellis: ♥
(00:23:47) (Barwolfess_Emily) takes away Raaks burger and throws it out the window.
(00:24:15) wolfprint: *he continues eating his burger, slightly damp and a little cold, but very happy with the food*
(00:24:55) [Raak]: *jerks up, startled* "For the love of God, I was JOKING!"
(00:24:58) Fellis: SO! I officially don't have shit to do on tuesdays and thursdays for a few weeks, I'm excite
(00:25:08) earthfox-twinwolf: -someone else walks over to the bar and sits down tapping the table-
(00:25:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Replaces the lost burger with WHITE CASTLE-Angelic choir-. Approximately fifty sliders and ten bags of fries, of course.*
(00:25:23) Mint: HNNNNG Sliders.
(00:25:38) Mint: Niiiiiice. /clingstobackofFelly
(00:25:43) Mint: How'd the final go?
(00:25:50) Fellis: It went well I think.
(00:25:51) (Rosette_Contrail): See, Mint knows what the fuck is vertical. Respect. *High5.*
(00:26:09) Fellis pet pets with tail.
(00:26:18) Mint: For certainty. /highfyv
(00:26:19) [Raak]: *turns to Rose, surprised* "Wow, is this for me?"
(00:26:27) (Barwolfess_Emily) sighs and slinks back to bar. 'I suck at this job.'
(00:26:39) earthfox-twinwolf: miss?
(00:26:43) Fellis: I remember once I went to white castle and I ate like 30 burgers... and fries.
(00:26:53) Fellis: It was great
(00:26:59) wolfprint: *his ear flicks when he hears Emily speak* no you don't miss, I'm quite happy
(00:27:02) Mint: I've never been to a White Castle.
(00:27:05) Mint: None in this area.
(00:27:08) Fellis: I've never been able to eat that much again though.
(00:27:14) Mint: But, come October~
(00:27:33) (Barwolfess_Emily): krstal burgers are kinda good)
(00:27:39) Fellis: Hmmmm... I must find out where in NY there is a white castle.
(00:27:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Sure, Raak. I just wanted to somehow point out fuck yes White Castle.
(00:27:45) Kiruru: I love when the crowd gets into the matches! Listen when Jax does his command grab on Cage
(00:28:07) Mint: Shouldn't be too hard.
(00:28:25) Fellis also takes the sammiches from Raak and eats them.
(00:28:31) Fellis: Took too long.
(00:28:32) Mint: >Flag taxi.
>Get inside.
>"DRIVER, the nearest White Castle. WITH HASTE GOOD MAN."
>GG
(00:28:32) Fellis: Sorry.
(00:28:38) Fellis: Lol
(00:28:51) wolfprint: krystal is good. Was a tradition in my fam when we went to Tennessee we would get krystal)
(00:28:55) Fellis: Could work *nods*
(00:29:15) Mint: I shall make arrangements to acquire a top hat while I am in the gentlemanly city of New York. /nod, monocleadjust
(00:29:15) [Raak]: "Well then, thank you'" *snags 8 sandwiches and 2 fries from Fellis*
(00:29:19) Fellis: Fuck I haven't been to white castle in forever.
(00:29:36) Mint: I wonder if there are any in the Chicago area.
(00:29:56) (Barwolfess_Emily) 'Believe me. If what I have seen, its that people like mint and if mint doesn't like the way I run the tavern I am bad in all the ways Mint sees me.' She sighs and makes herself a cosmo.
(00:29:58) Fellis stabs Raak in the throat with her tail.
(00:29:59) Mint: Of course there are.
(00:30:05) Fellis: Never touch my food.
(00:30:15) Mint: God damn it.
(00:30:25) Fellis: Lol
(00:30:33) Mint: ALRIGHT NEWFAGS, LISTEN UP.
(00:30:45) Mint: Just leave me alone.
(00:30:58) Mint: Stay away from me. Don't talk to me, don't interact with me, don't even think about me.
(00:31:00) Mint: And you will all do just fine.
(00:31:13) wolfprint: well...your the best bar tender iv had at this tavern. I mean hell you acknowledged me *he smiles at Emily* half the time I'm shouting at them and I don't get a drink
(00:31:17) (Rosette_Contrail): I am not a newfag so I am immune to these commands. *Pokes at Mint. Or something.*
(00:31:18) earthfox-twinwolf: spins around and stands up, he heads to the doors to look for a different place to eat-
(00:31:19) Fellis: You... can... order white castle online....
(00:31:22) YiffBot: earthfox-twinwolf leaves the channel.
(00:31:26) Nefret: I do what I want.
(00:31:35) Mint: You're also Roseburd. ♥
(00:31:49) Mint: What the fuck?
(00:31:53) Mint: You can order... online?
(00:31:55) (Rosette_Contrail): So long as you don't make me into KFC. ♥
(00:32:00) Mint: D:!!!!
(00:32:01) Fellis: Apparently.
(00:32:01) Mint: LOL
(00:32:04) Mint: Never. ♥

(00:32:06) wolfprint: (I like to think I just stay out of your way Mint)
(00:32:22) Mint: And you're doing a fine job, Wolf.
(00:32:28) Mint: Keep doing that.
(00:32:29) Fellis: Maybe Popeyes, Rose
(00:32:35) wolfprint: (this is good to hear)
(00:32:38) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm not Cajun.
(00:32:38) Mint: If you don't make yourself a target, I won't attack you.
(00:32:39) Mint:
(00:32:43) Mint: Very simple concept, really.
(00:33:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Awe damn does this mean I have to put the red and white bullseye paint away?
(00:33:04) Fellis: Apparently not *nods*
(00:33:14) Mint: Yep.
(00:33:20) [Raak]: *through bites* "Fellis, technically it was MY food first."
(00:33:29) wolfprint: (that could be trouble. I tend to paint a target on my back.,,so I'm gonna quit talkin while I'm ahead)
(00:33:52) YiffBot: caldebra logs into the Chat.
(00:33:55) YiffBot: Bellatrix has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:33:59) YiffBot: caldebra leaves the channel.
(00:34:04) Mint: I had a chip implanted behind my eyes that automatically reduces the information my brain receives so that I only see white and red in circular patterns when I'm angry.
(00:34:06) Mint: Science.
(00:34:22) LumberArbiter: o- o;
(00:34:27) LumberArbiter: Mint frightens me.
(00:34:31) YiffBot: albertwesker157 has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:34:45) Mint: Your mom said the same thing.
(00:34:49) Mint: OHHHHH
(00:34:52) Mint:
(00:34:54) Mint: /snrk
(00:35:02) Fellis: She doesn't know it but I threw the doctor a few extra bucks and had missiles installed in her stomach.
(00:35:04) Fellis: Shhhhh
(00:35:09) (Barwolfess_Emily): 'Really?' She perks up and makes a martini and cracks open a beer then grabs a coke. She walks over to Mint and sets them down. 'Sorry I pointed a kinfe at you!' She walks away and continues cleaning counter.
(00:35:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint is sort of like Bluto in that regard.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-HbIkCjDbk)
(00:36:14) Mint: LOL
(00:36:15) Mint: Yep.
(00:36:18) Mint: That's how it works.

(00:36:54) Mint has a martini, a beer and a coke.
(00:37:19) YiffBot: (Ginger(micro) has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:37:27) [Raak]: *finishes* "Emily, that was amazing! Thanks."
(00:38:01) LumberArbiter: Please no mom jokes with me.
(00:38:09) Fellis: That is a lot of different drinks o.o
(00:38:17) Mint: I don't even know where to start.
(00:38:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Mix them together?
(00:38:27) Mint: I bet, if I drink them in a certain order, I will gain magical powers.
(00:38:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Hardcore style.
(00:38:29) Mint: Or di-
(00:38:29) YiffBot: Ikos_V'harr is now known as (Spike).
(00:38:31) Mint: Brilliant.
(00:38:32) [Raak]: "For being such a great batwolfess, I mean."
(00:38:37) YiffBot: Twitch logs into the Chat.
(00:38:42) (Rosette_Contrail): If you mix them together you'll gain the magical power of gravity.
(00:38:44) Mint mixes all three, chugs like a bro.
(00:38:57) Mint is sick for three years.
(00:38:58) YiffBot: Twitch leaves the channel.
(00:39:03) (Barwolfess_Emily): 'You are welcome!' She turns back to Wolf, 'Well.. I don't have a feamle lean so uh heheh.'
(00:39:03) YiffBot: Batboy8189 logs into the Chat.
(00:39:06) Fellis: I hope you're not clinging to me at this point...
(00:39:10) [Raak]: *barwolfess
(00:39:19) Mint was.
(00:39:21) Fellis: I'd hate to be anywhere near your head when all of that comes back up X3
(00:39:29) Mint: Shut up. X3
(00:39:33) Mint: I'm not that lightweight.
(00:39:35) Mint: X3

(00:39:45) Mint: I need to fucking prepare my liver.
(00:39:50) Mint: October is quickly approaching.
(00:39:56) (Rosette_Contrail): Oktober.
(00:39:56) YiffBot: Sexy_Jazzy logs into the Chat.
(00:40:00) Mint: And I cannot lose that bet.
(00:40:00) Fellis: Yes, you need to make sure FC throws up first!
(00:40:03) Mint: That's bragging rights.
(00:40:06) Batboy8189: Ahoy, Capitan! Rosey Robin bird off the port bow!
(00:40:07) YiffBot: LumberArbiter is now known as (Lumber(Lumber).
(00:40:15) YiffBot: (Lumber(Lumber) is now known as (Lumber(Micro).
(00:40:16) (Lumber(Micro): ._.
(00:40:17) Fellis: Bragging rights and like $5?
(00:40:21) YiffBot: Sexy_Jazzy leaves the channel.
(00:40:34) Mint: My stomach is representing all the stomachs of America.
(00:40:45) Mint: I cannot fail, I dare not.
(00:40:48) Mint: e__e
(00:40:49) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh fuck not you again.
(00:40:51) [Raak]: *turns and begins to exit bar*
(00:40:52) Fellis: America v Finnland in an epic showdown.
(00:40:54) Mint drinks bleach as training.
(00:41:02) (Rosette_Contrail): *Hides behind Mint.*
(00:41:15) (NolFwa): your poo will be white as snow mint...
(00:41:15) Mint will kill whoever comes near Rose.
(00:41:37) Batboy8189: offers a peace offering to Menta.
(00:41:44) Fellis: And eat some fugufish as well, the poison makes your lives strong as an ox.
(00:41:48) Mint kills Bat.
(00:41:52) Mint: LOL
(00:41:54) Mint: Of course.
(00:41:56) Mint: Fucking paper.
(00:42:00) Mint: Still haven't done it, by the by.
(00:42:03) Fellis: LOL
(00:42:06) Fellis: Niiiice.
(00:42:08) Batboy8189: is dead, now Mint is in peace.
(00:42:09) Mint: Mhm.
(00:42:11) (Lumber(Micro) avoids getting close to Rose. .___.;
(00:42:18) YiffBot: Batboy8189 is now known as (Mr._Patches).
(00:42:25) Fellis picks Lumber up and puts him on Rose.
(00:42:34) Mint is okay with this.
(00:42:41) wolfprint: *he reaches out and pokes Emily*
(00:42:41) YiffBot: [Raak] leaves the channel.
(00:42:42) Mint: e_e
(00:42:48) YiffBot: Mint is now known as (Erzebet).
(00:42:49) (Mr._Patches): throws his head at Nol.
(00:43:01) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is also okay with this. But figures Lumber is better in his natural environment of Ginger, so returns.*
(00:43:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Hehe, in natural environment.
(00:43:24) YiffBot: Logan_Shadowclaw logs into the Chat.
(00:43:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Hehe, sex.

(00:47:32) (Lumber(Micro) pat pats Mint's ankle. " Excuse me, would you like to take the time to learn about God and the Good book?"
(00:47:33) Mint: >_>
(00:47:46) Mint looks down at Lumber.
(00:47:47) wolfprint: *he laughs* its fine. Am I bothering you? *he leaned against the bar and looked her over*
(00:47:48) [Nereza]: LOL
(00:47:55) (Mr._Patches): Win-scon-sin, mofos!
(00:48:26) (Rosette_Contrail): *Also looks down at Lumber.* Awkward.
(00:48:29) Mint: You've got 5 seconds to clear my strike-range before I smash you.
(00:48:39) [Nereza]: Can't write Wisconsin without scones and sin.
(00:48:40) (Lumber(Micro) runs off.
(00:48:42) YiffBot: Mint is now known as (Cseritos).
(00:48:43) (Mr._Patches): puts his head on Nef's head.
(00:48:44) (Cseritos): 4.
(00:48:50) (Cseritos): e_e
(00:49:07) (Rosette_Contrail): You know the funny thing? You could prolly smash him with his "Good book."
(00:49:14) (Lumber(Micro) keeps running before going behind a couch, peeking out from the side.
(00:49:14) YiffBot: Mint has returned.
(00:49:19) Mint: Probably.
(00:49:30) YiffBot: Syrion logs into the Chat.
(00:49:33) [Nereza]: Pfff nonsense he's got the mini version.
(00:49:36) YiffBot: Syrion leaves the channel.
(00:49:38) (Lumber(Micro): It was a joke you crazy, giant woman!
(00:49:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Could call it Religious Intervention or something.
(00:49:40) (Lumber(Micro): < 3
(00:49:46) Mint: ....
(00:49:49) RubyKitten Would give the micro a very soft pat on the head.
(00:49:52) Mint: The FUCK did you just call me?
(00:50:00) YiffBot: Mint is now known as (Cseritos).
(00:50:01) [Nereza]: LOL
(00:50:03) (Rosette_Contrail): *Ducks and covers.*
(00:50:06) (Cseritos): I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU CRAZY
(00:50:07) [Nereza]: And then someone was deeeead.
(00:50:27) (Lumber(Micro): o- o;
(00:50:31) (Cseritos) she-hulks the couch through the wall and looms over Lumber.
(00:50:49) Kiruru goes all Bull form and holds Cser back, yells at Lumber to "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
(00:50:54) (Lumber(Micro): Uh... hey....
(00:50:59) [Nereza]:
(00:51:05) (Cseritos) flails wildly, foaming at the maw.
(00:51:07) (Rosette_Contrail): I remember a hulk game where you could rip a small car in two and make steel fists from it. I'm imagining Cser with sofa fists now.
(00:51:12) (Lumber(Micro) stares up at Cser, shivering. " I'm sorry."
(00:51:15) YiffBot: (Boreas) leaves the channel.
(00:51:19) YiffBot: (Boreas) enters the channel.
(00:51:22) YiffBot: (Boreas) leaves the channel.
(00:51:29) YiffBot: Vaps_The_Morph leaves the channel.
(00:51:34) Kiruru tries his best to hold Cser back, once again tells the little idiot to flee!
(00:51:35) (Mr._Patches): I liked that game, Rose. o.o
(00:51:36) (Rosette_Contrail): And Kiruru nobly sacrificed himself for the good of Microkind.
(00:51:41) wolfprint: *he blushes hard* p-panty vault? *he finnishes his beer and looks lower on her body*
(00:51:43) (Cseritos) is attempting to crush Lumber under her hind paws.

(00:57:22) (Ginger) snrks and pat pats the micro, then stuffs her into her own maw.
(00:57:36) (Lumber(Micro): ._______.
(00:57:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Goddamnit.
(00:57:43) Mint: Ahahaaa, out of the garou and into the vixen.
(00:57:46) (Lumber(Micro): It's a living.
(00:57:49) Kiruru actually expected this, Block-Block-bl-bl-bl-bl-blooooooooooooooooooooocks
(00:57:49) (Rosette_Contrail): Why can't you stuff him in your panties or something. ._.
(00:57:51) Mint shields Rose's eyes.
(00:57:52) [Nereza]: Lool
(00:58:00) wolfprint: *he sighs and rests his head on the bar*
(00:58:03) (Barwolfess_Emily): 'STILL!' Throws collection of underwear with Mints name embroidered on them at her feet.
(00:58:14) (Ginger) spits him out and stuffs him into her shoe. "You ought to know better, little husky~"
(00:58:15) Kiruru poofs, Jerboa again.
(00:58:18) (Rosette_Contrail): *Shields Mint's breasts.*
(00:58:25) Mint: Remember that part where I said leave me alone?
(00:58:29) Mint: o_o
(00:58:38) Mint is tastefully censored with burd. ♥
(00:58:46) (Rosette_Contrail): *It's a living.*
(00:58:58) (Ginger): I'm afraid I don't know this Emily chick. Though, I must say.
(00:59:00) [Nereza]: I feel as though there should be cameras taking pictures of you two o.o
(00:59:00) (Ginger): She's fucking annyoing.
(00:59:23) (Lumber(Micro) sits up slowly. " But.. I didn't know she'd flip out. I don't know her well enough then..." Looks up at Ginger from her shoe. " Uhh.."
(00:59:23) (Barwolfess_Emily): It comes with the character!)
(00:59:24) (Rosette_Contrail): That seems to be the general consensus from earlier. I haven't been here long enough to throw my vote though.
(00:59:31) YiffBot: drag457 logs into the Chat.
(00:59:51) Mint: Could make it a picture.
(00:59:55) YiffBot: drag457 is now known as (Lucas).
(01:00:00) [Nereza]: Do it!!
(01:00:04) (Barwolfess_Emily): Ill be normal if my character is normal.)
(01:00:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Pictures are worth a thousand words.
(01:00:07) Mint: I drew'd Mintbewbs for the first time last night.
(01:00:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Sexual pictures are worth a thousand moans.
(01:00:15) (Ginger) looms over the husky with a grin. She casually picks the shoe up and places it on her foot. "Someone needs to be pun~iished." Slips foot into shoe. Toe wriggle.
(01:00:19) [Nereza]: Oh shnap
(01:00:25) Mint: Well, had help.
(01:00:25) [Raak]: *laying on a rafter*
(01:00:28) (Mr._Patches): tastefully censored with burd, reminds me of Air Gear. o.o
(01:00:33) Mint: You wants to see?
(01:00:35) YiffBot: (Lucas) leaves the channel.
(01:00:38) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm like Blockatiel.
(01:00:45) Mint: LOL
(01:00:47) [Nereza]: Yesh
(01:00:49) Mint: Blockatiel
(01:00:51) Mint: X3
(01:00:54) [Nereza]: Looool
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Too much trouble](01:13:17) Silieth: Yay, bai<2
(01:13:19) Silieth: ,3 *
(01:13:21) Silieth: ,,,
(01:13:22) Silieth: sdflksdjf
(01:13:23) Silieth: Fuck it.
(01:13:25) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=On a need to know basis](02:19:23) (Blue): my nuts itch >.<
(02:19:55) (Blue): thats better x3
(02:19:57) (Rosette_Contrail): Crucial intelligence there.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Needs a good scrubbing](17:36:53) Kiruru is about to play star wars and force choke the FUCK outta stuff.
(17:37:07) Luc: o.o so ru is a sith lord
(17:37:13) Luc: figures
(17:37:40) FW_Command: Wild Sabata_McCloud used Teleport! It got away!
(17:38:12) Rosette_Contrail: Haha, force choke.
(17:38:16) Rosette_Contrail: Haha, masturbation.
(17:38:26) Rosette_Contrail: ._. I have a dirty mind.
(17:38:37) Luc: we know
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Grand Theft Canoe](23:17:39) Cheeky_Stoat: When I was a kid there was a a diamond shaped wolf coloured spider in my canoe. It was bigger than my hand and I only ten or so and I knew the game of trying to kill spiders with your paddle or even just trying to get the spider into the water so I just said fuckit and jumped into the lake.
(23:17:58) Cheeky_Stoat: I was only&
(23:17:59) Cheeky_Stoat: *
(23:18:17) Mikkaddo: I'd have done exactly that Cheeks . . . you can get another boat >.>
(23:18:23) Rosette_Contrail: Then it paddled off in your canoe.
(23:18:27) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(23:18:33) Rosette_Contrail: That spider was like "GTA bitch."
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Folk Medicine](13:44:02) Cheeky_Stoat: *Accosts Kiko for some super gay typefucking time.*
(13:45:01) Cheeky_Stoat: *Sticks his penis up Kiko's nose.*
(13:45:07) Kikonojo: typefucking time, yay!
(13:45:36) Rosette_Contrail: So, is stoat penis some sort of traditional cure for the sinuses now?
(13:45:41) Kikonojo: Allow me to repharase: Tybefuckigg Tibe, Ay!
(13:45:53) Cheeky_Stoat: *Laughs.*
(13:45:57) Kikonojo: Seems to work for me ^w^
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=AAAAH FUCK YOU](19:42:28) Rosette_Contrail: Fuck yeah Battletoads.
(19:42:52) Celi: "Hello, I was wondering if you guys had a copy of battletoads?"
(19:43:59) Cynergi: Nyuuuu! *chuckles and flicks her ear* Battletoads? Wow that is gojng a back a little bit ^^
(19:45:50) Rosette_Contrail: I rather liked the over the top combat in it. Was fun doing the overhead slam to embed a rat in the ground then booting them in the face. *Blinks, then giggles a bit, wrapping long tongue around that flicking ear to keep it better in place.* Nyuuuu what?
(19:48:07) Cynergi: I never actually played the game myself. *Giggles and blushes from all the ear nibbles*
(19:48:19) Celi: It's a game that ends friendships.
(19:50:13) Rosette_Contrail: "AAAAH FUCK YOU YOU RAN INTO THAT FUCKING BARRIER ON PURPOSE YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT."
(19:50:31) Celi: Bingo.
(19:52:12) Rosette_Contrail: *Chuckles at the blushes, switching to just gentle ear licks instead now that her tongue was involved. Toying a little circle along the outside, while she'd exploit being pinned to embrace the skunk for required cuddles. Because cuddles are great.* Well, if you like retro gaming it's pretty fun. I go with an emulator, so I can save state when I make a bit of progress.
(19:52:13) Celi: Rivaled only by the entire mario party series.
(19:52:32) Rivus: Mario party, great game to play when drunk
(19:52:44) Rosette_Contrail: "AAAAH FUCK YOU YOU HAXED THAT DICE FOR FUCKING BOO DON'T STEAL MY STAR YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT."
(19:53:52) Rosette_Contrail: ...Childhood games had a pattern for me I think.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Broken Link](Link was perfect but showed up broken in chat, works fine on forum so a bit of edit to intentionally "break" it.)
(21:17:09) Rosette_Contrail: Once I disabled the cursor lock I was able to right click and leave party.
(21:17:20) Bellatrix: [ url=http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8631004/]I give you[/url] silly slothy
(21:17:45) Mikkaddo: very silly sloth
(21:18:04) Bellatrix: lkfjhsdkfhsd stupid linking
(21:18:14) Zerrif: XD
(21:18:18) Zerrif: Neat pic though bella.
(21:18:44) Mikkaddo: I wonder why it broke o.o
(21:18:47) Bellatrix: Did it even show up D;
(21:18:52) Zerrif: yeah
(21:18:58) Zerrif: the 4 sketch drawing where fen's at the top corner
(21:19:02) Bellatrix: Oh good -_- and I onno, it did
(21:19:05) Mikkaddo: yeah, but the url code is broken
(21:19:28) Mikkaddo: it doesn't look like it should have shown the entire thing but it did . . . I wonder why o.o maybe the / at the end of the url? o.o
(21:20:25) Mikkaddo: I give you silly slothy
(21:20:32) Mikkaddo: . . . . I don't know then
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Totes worth it yo](22:02:50) Rosette_Contrail: Haha. Wiki description of pros and cons of the Grease spell: Cons: Can cause your own party members to slip over. Pros: Useful for knocking down your party members, which is hilarious.
(22:02:54) FW_Command: Wild Cheeky_Stoat appears!
(22:03:16) Cheeky_Stoat: That's exactly it.
(22:03:57) Rosette_Contrail: Boy this would be quite the troll spell during a huddled raid huh?
(22:04:06) Zerrif: Insta kick from raid
(22:04:21) Rosette_Contrail: It'd be funny though.
(22:04:52) Mikkaddo: "omg totes worth it yo so funny" I can see the open chat now . . .
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Deceased](21:43:47) Yurothehotot: *omnoms mikk*
(21:44:03) Mikkaddo: *stabs Yuro in the FACE!*
(21:49:21) Yurothehotot: *stabs mikk in the face right back*
(21:49:29) Yurothehotot: you bastard
(21:49:46) Rosette_Contrail: Yuro likes being stabbed in the face.
(21:49:48) Rosette_Contrail: With penis.
(21:49:54) Mikkaddo: *laughs and carves out Yuro's nipples* you love it and you know it
(21:50:05) Yurothehotot: rose that is the single best thing i have ever heard
(21:50:08) Mikkaddo: and haivng his nipples carved out . . . by a penis
(21:51:11) Rosette_Contrail: And the joke is dead.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lost my job](15:32:34) Cheeky_Stoat: This cafe has the AC on way too cold. >.<
(15:32:48) Luc: *drapes on cheeky to warm him up*
(15:33:33) Cheeky_Stoat: *Hugs the plushie tight.*
(15:33:49) Luc: <3 *is so warm, he bursts into flame*
(15:34:21) Cheeky_Stoat: *Screams in pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
(15:34:29) Luc: *its a non painful fire*
(15:34:33) Luc: *it just makes warmth
(15:34:54) Luc: ... ok that was phrased wrong. just revert it to me draping on you. no fire at all
(15:35:12) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(15:35:35) Cheeky_Stoat: *Rewinds and has reverted to hugging the plushie.*
(15:36:24) Rosette_Contrail: Hm, the plushie is voluntarily bursting into flames now? Damn, I'm out of a job.
(15:36:25) Luc: <3
(15:36:40) Luc: times are tough in america, rose
(15:37:04) Rosette_Contrail: I know. *Lights the plushie on fire again, uses it to warm hands like hobo.*
(15:37:13) Luc: T.T
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Phallic Wings and Bad Innuendos](16:01:21) (Sharxy) pokes Siwi's bones. <3
(16:01:58) Silieth: e_e
(16:02:20) Kiruru pokes Ji's wings
(16:02:32) (Sharxy): ǝ_ǝ
(16:02:33) (Sharxy): o_o
(16:02:40) (Sharxy) faps dem wings.
(16:02:52) Luc: ...
(16:02:54) Luc: ji
(16:02:57) Luc: the l key
(16:02:57) (Sharxy): ......
(16:03:06) Luc: its between the k and ; key
(16:03:10) (Sharxy): Brb, killing myself.

(16:10:56) (Sharxy): I need more engine blocks is what I need. :C
(16:11:15) (Sharxy): Cast Iron > aluminium, err'day.
(16:12:05) Silieth: *Casts Ji in iron.*
(16:12:13) Silieth: *Lays dat pipe, too.*
(16:12:15) Silieth: wut
(16:12:16) Silieth: I mean.
(16:12:21) Silieth: *Has sex with Ji.*
(16:12:22) Silieth: I mean.
(16:12:23) Silieth: Fuck.
(16:12:26) Silieth: I'm so bad at this.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lazy Mouse](17:45:31) Rosette_Contrail: Alright. Kiko gave me back my stuff, but shorted me about ten gold cuz silver and copper coins were giving him trouble, throwing axes and hammers, and didn't even invite me to the guild. x7
(17:45:47) Rosette_Contrail: At least I got all my gems back.
(17:46:05) Fen: You had one job kiko. ONE JOB!
(17:46:16) Luc: ?
(17:46:19) Yurothehotot: XD
(17:46:34) Yurothehotot: *omnoms fen*
(17:46:35) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(17:47:03) Cheeky_Stoat: He was probably in a hurry. I'll give you the one pp you're shourt.
(17:47:03) Fen: *murrs all the live long day*
(17:47:14) Cheeky_Stoat: Short*
(17:47:51) Kiruru: and now. One of my Personal favorites. A Gift Given by Scrappo
(17:48:19) Rosette_Contrail: Well, I'd rather have it in the original silvers and coppers since shops take coins starting from lowest to highest, but kay.
(17:48:48) FW_Command: Wild Dracco_Knightblade used Teleport! It got away!
(17:49:03) Rosette_Contrail: And yeah, he was doing laundry. I'm not ragging on him for it though. x7 Just thought it was kind of funny.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Virility Medicine](20:01:24) Kikonojo: Rose, I will hop on in a few minutes if you're around - any other DDO'ers also; just let me know - plenty of flavours to help with beginner to mid quests
(20:02:54) Rosette_Contrail: I'm still here.
(20:03:06) Kikonojo: Me too ^^
(20:03:08) Rosette_Contrail: Though I'll prolly gear for parties so I don't wanna get too far ahead of everyone else.
(20:03:36) Kikonojo: Hey Luc, you here too? X3
(20:03:52) Kikonojo: Cheeky stoat?
(20:03:55) Kikonojo: Celi?
(20:03:59) Luc: i accidently deleted DDO ;0;
(20:04:14) Luc: and ima not spending 2 hours redownloading it
(20:04:15) Kikonojo: All right! Time for role calls ;P
(20:05:12) Kikonojo: Fair enough, matey =3 besides, always time for laundry and starcraft
(20:05:20) FW_Command: Wild Natannis used Teleport! It got away!
(20:05:22) Luc: XD i dont play starcraft
(20:05:44) Luc: *does the laundry, however*
(20:06:50) Cheeky_Stoat: I'm at frigging work, my love. XP Clearly I am incapable of playing right now.
(20:07:41) Celi: Who what where?
(20:08:44) Kikonojo: No worries =^w^= I hope you get to eat delicious things very soon!
(20:09:51) Cheeky_Stoat: I eat nothing unless it contains at least one mouse tear!
(20:10:03) Luc: XD
(20:10:09) Luc: abusive relationship much?
(20:10:22) Cheeky_Stoat: =3
(20:10:33) Cheeky_Stoat: I looove him.
(20:11:12) Rosette_Contrail: I can prolly do a bit of playing Kiko, though no serious level grinding yet.
(20:11:52) Rosette_Contrail: Mouse tear is potent virility medicine.
(20:12:01) Rosette_Contrail: A Chinese person told me that.
(20:13:15) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(20:13:35) Kikonojo: Aye, they'll sell you anything for our lucky tears... *grumbles*
(20:17:33) Luc: *fluffs onto kiko's head and surveys the land*
(20:17:52) Cheeky_Stoat: <3 I'll protect your tears.
(20:18:08) Cheeky_Stoat: ...Afterall, they're my sustinence.
(20:18:25) Luc: i thought you were a carnavore
(20:19:05) Rosette_Contrail: They come from a living animal, only without the killing. Kind of like milking and eggs and stuff.
(20:19:28) Rosette_Contrail: And semen, in Stoats case.
(20:19:41) Cheeky_Stoat: You put seasoning on your steak using the dead and dried life force of a plant? I season mine with the tears of my lover.
(20:20:11) Kikonojo: ^w^ I have a big head ^w^
(20:20:30) Rosette_Contrail: Gotta rub his head on it real good, be like "This could be you, THIS COULD BE YOUUUUGRRR."
(20:20:30) Luc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od2TLNkf_tQ
(20:20:35) Luc: i love this
(20:20:37) Kikonojo: More tears for all!
(20:21:07) Rosette_Contrail: Slap him in the face a few times with the steak.
(20:21:15) Kikonojo: Also, I leave now - brb
(20:21:17) Rosette_Contrail: Drop it on his foot.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dammit](20:36:13) (Kiko_Plushie): .msg (Sharxy) As you return i once again pull you close and begin pouring the chocolate syrup down your pants*
(20:36:17) (Kiko_Plushie): DAMMIT
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Logic](22:03:49) Silieth: I don't appear to give any fucks.
(22:04:03) Luc: *tips sili upside downa nd shakes her for money&
(22:04:17) FW_Command: Wild Cheeky_Stoat used Teleport! It got away!
(22:04:22) FW_Command: Wild Cheeky_Stoat appears!
(22:04:23) Celi punches Luc square in the nose.
(22:04:28) Luc: D:
(22:04:30) Luc: why?
(22:04:38) Luc: i wanna see how much sili has
(22:04:38) Celi: Put the cat down.
(22:04:53) Kikonojo: Squishable!
(22:04:54) Luc: ;-; ok *puts the cad down a hole
(22:05:01) Luc: cat*
(22:05:44) Cheeky_Stoat: Cad. XD
(22:08:21) Kikonojo: XD
(22:08:59) Kikonojo: (I just didn't want to laugh alone...) *hides in stoats*
(22:09:36) Cheeky_Stoat: *Keeps the mouse safely hidden.* <3
(22:10:06) Luc: *finds the mouse. tells no one where he is. quickly licks him and goes elsewhere
(22:11:33) Silieth: *Is all disoriented and in a hole. Cries forever.*
(22:13:24) Kikonojo: *smiles in stoatly safe havens*
(22:13:36) Rosette_Contrail: A logical strategy. The tears will fill the hole, eventually allowing one to safely swim out.
(22:13:59) Yurothehotot: ordrown
(22:14:10) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(22:14:12) Yurothehotot: or drown*
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Don't wanna get chunky](23:16:39) Yurothehotot: oop sorry rose gotta run real fat
(23:16:44) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot used Teleport! It got away!
(23:16:47) (Sharxy): <33
(23:16:49) (Sharxy) noms can
(23:16:53) Rosette_Contrail: I thought running made you skinny.
(23:17:18) Rosette_Contrail: Unless he was saying "Gotta run, real fat."
(23:17:36) Rosette_Contrail: In which case that makes sense. :7
(23:20:45) Fen: *squeezes the husky*
(23:20:53) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Celi hates everything and Admin dick](23:41:07) Azhtek: Fuck yeah, new headset.
(23:41:17) Celi: What'd you get?
(23:42:06) Azhtek: Nice simple headset. http://au.razerzone.com/gaming-audio/razer-carcharias
(23:42:21) Herra: Mmm-yess Murffles muzzle in fuzzereeness
(23:42:29) FW_Command: Wild AngelKisses used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(23:42:41) Celi: You lost me at razer
(23:42:51) (Sharxy): *Giggles* X3
(23:42:52) Azhtek: You don't like Razer?
(23:43:02) Sabata_McCloud: Hey, that's the one I have. It's pretty awesome.
(23:43:37) Celi: I don't like razer.
(23:43:41) FW_Command: Wild AngelKisses used Teleport! It got away!
(23:43:50) Azhtek: What do you like, then?
(23:44:00) Celi: Nothing.
(23:44:03) Celi: I hate everything
(23:45:19) Azhtek: Oh okay. I guess that means you hate this site. You should just leave. I'll help by banning you forever.
(23:45:31) Celi: k.
(23:45:45) Azhtek: You dick.
(23:46:25) Celi: Well? I'm waiting.
(23:46:31) (Sharxy): For his dick?
(23:46:32) Jadi: You leave my devil alone. </3
(23:47:20) Azhtek: Celi doesn't want my dick, it'd kill him.
(23:47:29) Herra: You did ? no you didn't you got me right "chere."
(23:49:17) (Sharxy): Celi's not man enough to handle Sthemmy's dick.
(23:49:22) Celi: Well I guess I have to do everything myself.
(23:49:23) FW_Command: Wild Celi used Teleport! It got away!
(23:50:28) Azhtek: Drama queen
(23:50:49) Rosette_Contrail: Bah, we don't need Francis in this group anyways.
(23:50:53) Rosette_Contrail: Oh wait, different person.
(23:51:01) (Sharxy): *Camera slowly zooms out, dramatic music plays* No... He's preparing... to accept the dick.
(23:51:18) Rosette_Contrail: Azh's banhammer is his dick?
(23:51:33) (Sharxy): o_o No
(23:51:38) FW_Command: Wild Silieth fainted! (Timeout)
(23:51:41) (Sharxy): Unless he has a piercing of a ban hammer on his dick.
(23:51:44) FW_Command: Wild Silieth appears!
(23:51:58) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Teleport! It got away!
(23:52:10) Rosette_Contrail: Well, I mean from what I've heard it's all big and thick and could prolly make just as good of a bludgeoning weapon as one.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dat Bonus](00:03:13) Azhtek: Fuck it, gonna roll a halfling bard that specialises in filthy limericks. Level 20 will be no problem.
(00:03:43) Rosette_Contrail: Alright! Roleplaying bonus.
(00:03:55) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(00:03:59) Cheeky_Stoat: I love it.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Accidentally racist](15:33:07) Silieth: I wanna die.
(15:33:32) Luc: o.o *dyes sili blue*
(15:33:35) Kiruru: I remember that feeling, Luc :3
(15:33:47) Kiruru: I'll hopefully have another job soon.
(15:35:50) FW_Command: Wild Rivus appears!
(15:36:00) Silieth: *Is now blue and purple.* o.o;
(15:36:41) Rivus: indeed
(15:37:12) Luc: sili
(15:37:17) Luc: you are now fashion
(15:37:41) Yurothehotot: i want a jobb
(15:37:41) Kiruru dyes Sili black o.o
(15:38:31) Silieth: T.T
(15:38:36) Silieth: I just want to be normal.
(15:38:44) Kiruru: e.e
(15:38:51) Celi: Stop dying my cat, god damnit.
(15:38:53) Silieth: I
(15:38:56) Silieth: didn't even realize
(15:38:58) Silieth: what I just said.
(15:38:59) Kiruru: Always say you're black n' shit.
(15:39:00) Silieth: oh man
(15:39:02) Silieth: that's good.
(15:39:14) Silieth: I can't stop laughing.
(15:39:20) Silieth: I'm so accidentally racist.
(15:39:22) Silieth: Oh man.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Herra we go](22:30:41) FW_Command: Wild Herra appears!
(22:31:09) Mikkaddo: evening Herra
(22:31:14) Nester_Delgado: Herra over Here-a
(22:31:33) Herra: Gooooood eeeeevvveeeening Mikk.
(22:31:50) Herra: over where-a ?
(22:32:04) Nester_Delgado: Over there-a!
(22:32:45) Herra: There-a where-a ? all I see is the mirror behind the bar ....
(22:33:12) Herra: Oooooh Hee hee , I get it now .
(22:33:20) Mikkaddo: right-a here-a! *open arms*
(22:33:37) Herra: Why thank you so much .
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=We're the special sort](18:05:10) Luc: o.o we have so many species here. robin, plushie, mouse, dragon, husky, sloth, stoat, jerboa, and hotot
(18:05:39) (Adam_DeChance): and now a skunk :3
(18:05:39) FW_Command: Wild Sock appears!
(18:05:44) Luc: o.o;
(18:05:48) Luc: and an otter too
(18:05:59) FW_Command: (Adam_DeChance) is now known as (Apollo).
(18:06:02) (Apollo): or a mandrake :3
(18:12:47) Cheeky_Stoat: Instead of fox, fox, "vixen," fox, wolf, wolf, wolf, "wolfess," folf, wox, fox, wold, dragon with a huge cawk.
(18:13:00) Luc: indeed cheeky
(18:13:17) Luc: although you forgot sergal with cock bigger than his entire body
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=For ze Frenchies](19:15:10) Fen: We should vent tonight yuro.
(19:15:13) Cheeky_Stoat: Go to FW main site and there's a header for vent
(19:15:27) Bellatrix: HUNNAY
(19:15:29) Sock: Get to vent now Fen ^^
(19:15:49) Cheeky_Stoat: *Will be very lonely soon.* XD
(19:16:02) Bellatrix: Lonely.. mister lonelyyyy
(19:16:10) Bellatrix: I have nobody...
(19:16:17) Cheeky_Stoat: That's me!
(19:16:28) Bellatrix: All on my ooowwwww oooowwnnn!!
(19:16:29) Kikonojo: Aw geeze UmU
(19:16:33) Celi: Vent? o.o
(19:16:40) Bellatrix: VENT ?:U
(19:16:43) Bellatrix: >:U*
(19:17:03) Rosette_Contrail: Wind?
(19:17:14) Rosette_Contrail: If you're French you'll get that.
(19:17:40) Yurothehotot: haha oh your a riot rose
(19:18:08) Rosette_Contrail: <3
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Burns and Zings and so on, so forth](22:44:45) Kikonojo: Squee!
(22:44:52) Silieth: o.o
(22:44:53) Kikonojo: <3 *tackles stoat*
(22:44:55) Fen: So is he a chaos driven person? IE: Just does whatever?
(22:45:17) Cheeky_Stoat: *Smears his love all over the mouse.*
(22:45:55) Luc: o.o so kiko is covered in semen?
(22:46:41) Azhtek: Stoat, maus.
(22:47:14) Cheeky_Stoat: No, Luc, he's covered in love. <3
(22:47:20) Luc: i.e. semen
(22:47:26) Cheeky_Stoat: Gra!
(22:48:01) Rivus: Chaos? maybe, more like the "heeeey, I wanted to rob that bank...lets kill that little stealing that money before I can sumbitch"
(22:48:03) Azhtek: If semen is love, why do hookers live such sad lives?
(22:48:40) Cheeky_Stoat: Good comeback.
(22:49:02) Nester_Delgado: I'm back. I've been alright Luc -Fluffs him back- How about you?
(22:49:02) Kikonojo: I live a very happy life, thank you<3
(22:49:08) Kikonojo: ~w^
(22:49:09) Luc: <3 ima ok
(22:49:15) Azhtek: If I wanted to have my own come back, I would have wiped it from your mother's cheek.
(22:49:27) Luc: have my first job interview in over a month soon, got back into college, all seems to be well
(22:49:29) Azhtek: And so on, so forth.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Friendly Harrassment]
(Somehow I lost what Jadi said exactly when booting him, so paraphrasing.)
(23:56:01) FW_Command: Wild Jadi appears!
(23:56:36) Jadi: *Boots a sloth in the rear.*
(23:57:28) Fen: Ow.
(23:57:35) Bellatrix: Nooo not the precious butt!
(23:57:48) Bellatrix: Why must ye boot him in the arse?
(23:58:06) Jadi: Harassment mostly.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Color Choices]
(Tried to capture all the colors in this one as well, took forever.)
(20:37:57) Luc: o.o you notice, everyone here has their own choice font color
(20:38:07) Luc: besides rose and qaja
(20:38:12) Sabata_McCloud: You just noticed that?
(20:38:18) Luc: but for the sake of my observation, they dont count
(20:38:28) Luc: yes saba
(20:38:35) Luc: o.o *is a bit slow sometimes*
(20:38:44) Rosette_Contrail: My choice is red but I'll go maroon if a bunch of people are using red.
(20:38:48) Fen: I don't follow.
(20:39:06) Luc: o.o *puts a bow on fen* now you are pretty in pink
(20:39:06) Mikkaddo: Fen just has to break the rules
(20:39:09) Mikkaddo: he's a renegade
(20:39:39) Amina: Get outta my color, slothy.
(20:39:45) Fen: *pretty pink bow and a pair of dickies on*
(20:40:00) Celi: Get outta Cambodia, China Warrior.
(20:40:10) Luc: O.o well this is interesting
(20:40:22) Mikkaddo: o.o
(20:40:25) Fen: Test
(20:40:30) Luc: D:
(20:40:30) Mikkaddo: *stubbornly remaining maroon*
(20:40:39) Fen: Small buttons are small on iPad.
(20:40:40) Qaja: Red.
(20:40:41) Luc: *follows fen*
(20:40:44) Qaja: Like always.
(20:40:45) Luc: T.T
(20:40:55) Luc: Im blue... da ba dee da ba da
(20:41:06) Sabata_McCloud: You guys are weird. Changing your colors like we live in some anarchistic society.
(20:41:09) Mikkaddo: hilarious aetheist band
(20:41:10) FW_Command: Wild Minxy appears!
(20:41:18) Mikkaddo: evening Minxy
(20:41:23) Luc: oh hai minxy
(20:41:33) Fen: Saba you progressive prick.
(20:41:55) Luc: D: fen doesnt like progressive?
(20:41:55) Fen: It's called....uhhhh....fuck I had something for this. Line!
(20:41:57) Celi: I'm content with my yellow.
(20:42:00) Sabata_McCloud: Order and conformity is the only way to live.
(20:42:11) Luc: ;-; i cant be a friend of someone who hates prog music
(20:42:13) FW_Command: Wild Bellatrix appears!
(20:42:23) Celi: Hey Bell.
(20:42:27) Mikkaddo: hey Bella
(20:42:40) Fen: hey sugar lips <3
(20:42:43) Luc: oh hai bell bell
(20:43:31) Rosette_Contrail: Renegade? doubt it
(20:43:48) Fen: Rose is fabulous.
(20:43:48) Mikkaddo: why you gotta take it there bro?
(20:46:51) Rosette_Contrail: Fuckin' Ra inbow, boyyy.
(20:47:20) Rosette_Contrail: D'oh, accidental space. Codes are hard.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Totally his fault](20:51:43) Qaja: Bella.
(20:52:19) FW_Command: Wild Bellatrix fainted! (Timeout)
(20:52:30) Fen: Damnit tigger!
(20:53:10) Qaja: I didn't do it.
(20:53:51) Sabata_McCloud: You did too. We all saw it.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Why are you even here?][20:32] flame18 Resident: im looking for a mate for my male friend friend must fir thes standerds Someone who knows how to RP, doesn't care for sex, likes electronic music, any age or gender.... And can put up with a fennec.
[20:33] Lyal Seranno: and that is when I now give you the link for a sex club.
[20:33] steecinator trivia dragon(taylorsteece): im a male and i rp good but im straight so no
[20:33] Lyal Seranno: just asking for a "mate"/boyfriend like that will end in disater.
[20:33] SoulFire Dragon(soulfire0923): im looking for a sweet girl to beabout to have some fun with to talk to to share my feeling and love with
[20:33] Lyal Seranno: lol....
[20:33] daikitsune Quicksand: doesnt care for sex.....and posting in a yiff chat
[20:33] daikitsune Quicksand: does not compute....
[20:34] Lyal Seranno: lololol
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Socks with Sandals and Drawling](23:53:03) Rosette_Contrail: Though now I kind of have to look like I'm wearing socks with sandals in public, since I've got a big gauze wrap around my toes now... x7 Anyways, how is everyone?
(23:54:46) Kikonojo: I'm well, thanks ^^ Next!
(23:55:05) (Creepin_Wolf): I'm alright . . . my dog isn't though T.T
(23:56:48) (Creepin_Wolf): <.< . . . >.> . . . . that's another chat dead >.>
(23:56:49) Rosette_Contrail: *Sends Kiko behind door number 2.* That's unfortunate Mikk, any idea what's wrong with your dog?
(23:57:37) (Creepin_Wolf): she had an infected tooth, it got so bad her throat started to swell . . . now she has a bruised trachea and backed up salivatory glands . . . . aansd she lost 16 pounds from not eating due to pain when swallowing
(23:57:53) (Creepin_Wolf): we have her on meds . . . but it takes time to heal and the tooth has been removed
(23:59:10) Kikonojo narrates: from behind door #2 you hear "Geeze, matey, that sucks! I hope she gets better soon!"
(00:00:55) Rosette_Contrail: Ah, my dog had tooth problems too. We ended up having to remove nearly all of his teeth because of it, can't really eat hard food as well now but he seems to be much better. Did you try liquid diet at least? Easier to swallow liquid than solid food... hope your dog gets better though.
(00:00:58) Rosette_Contrail: Sucks losing a pet.
(00:01:57) FW_Command: Wild Pilot used Teleport! It got away!
(00:02:23) (Creepin_Wolf): hmm . . . well, I'm not sure where to get liquid diet food
(00:02:32) (Creepin_Wolf): and we've not lost her, she's a fucking tank
(00:02:46) Kikonojo: Damn right! ^w^
(00:02:56) (Creepin_Wolf): the vet said before we got her in to have the tooth removed she had to have been in excrutiating pain but she never showed it AT ALL
(00:03:05) Kikonojo pops back behind the door.
(00:03:15) (Creepin_Wolf): the only reason we knew something was wrong was she had lumps on her throat and was breathing really hard o.o
(00:04:05) Rosette_Contrail: You can make your own liquid food. Just take basic soft dog food and blend it with water or the like into a liquid paste.
(00:04:13) (Creepin_Wolf): hmm
(00:04:13) Rosette_Contrail: Or use baby food.
(00:04:13) FW_Command: Kikonojo is now known as (Doormouse).
(00:04:34) Rosette_Contrail: *Knocks on the door.*
(00:05:03) Rosette_Contrail: *Imagines Kiko as a literal mouse shaped like a door.* Poor guy, everytime someone visits he gets beat up.
(00:05:27) (Creepin_Wolf): you should see when they try to "ring his bell"
(00:05:34) (Creepin_Wolf): it's . . . it's so hard to watch
(00:06:01) Rosette_Contrail: Poke his nose till he sneezes?
(00:07:42) (Creepin_Wolf): wow . . . that wind is picking up o.o
(00:09:00) Rosette_Contrail: Tornado?
(00:09:12) (Creepin_Wolf): no Isaac
(00:09:18) (Creepin_Wolf): I'm in Louisiana
(00:11:19) FW_Command: Wild Cheeky_Stoat appears!
(00:11:24) (Creepin_Wolf): evening Cheeks
(00:11:28) (Creepin_Wolf): how's shit out there?
(00:11:44) Rosette_Contrail: Well, I mean... hurricanes can spawn tornadoes. So what out.
(00:11:47) Rosette_Contrail: watch.
(00:11:50) Rosette_Contrail: Fuuu.
(00:12:08) (Creepin_Wolf): yeah, we're being careful as we can
(00:12:10) Rosette_Contrail: *Presents Stoat with five doors.*
(00:12:24) (Creepin_Wolf): pssst! Stoat! go for Door #5!
(00:13:26) Cheeky_Stoat: *Doesn't understand what's going on but greets the two anyway.*
(00:13:50) Rosette_Contrail: *Kiko is behind one of the doors.*
(00:13:55) Rosette_Contrail: *Thus Doormouse.*
(00:14:46) Cheeky_Stoat: Gotcha.
(00:15:05) Rosette_Contrail: ._. I just wanted to do my announcer voice.
(00:15:09) Cheeky_Stoat: *Rescues his mouse.*
(00:16:11) (Doormouse): ^w^
(00:16:20) (Doormouse): I'm door number-two!
(00:16:29) (Doormouse) says with pride
(00:16:37) (Creepin_Wolf): dammit XD
(00:16:45) Rosette_Contrail: Awe. Now he knows which one to look behind you buttnut.
(00:16:59) Rosette_Contrail: x7
(00:18:19) (Creepin_Wolf): butt . . . . nut . . . .
(00:18:25) (Doormouse): X3
(00:18:32) (Creepin_Wolf): that sounds like a REALLY messed up sexual thing o.o
(00:19:03) (Creepin_Wolf): "yeah, last night she gave me a butt nut, I still can't sit right" XD
(00:19:36) FW_Command: Wild Herra appears!
(00:19:46) (Creepin_Wolf): Herra DARLING
(00:19:57) Rosette_Contrail: I tend to avoid dissecting insults and such. More funny to string random shit together without meaning.
(00:20:05) Rosette_Contrail: Dahling*
(00:20:13) FW_Command: Wild (Amina) fainted! (Timeout)
(00:21:17) Herra: Was that "Dahling" for me Rose or were you beating Mikk to the draw ?
(00:21:55) (Creepin_Wolf): she was correcting my grammar
(00:21:59) Rosette_Contrail: More a correction, unless he was going for a shouted Darling over the more common fancy drawl I was correcting to.
(00:22:02) Herra: I should say trying to beat Mikk to the draw .
(00:22:10) Rosette_Contrail: Drawling.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=He loves himself SO much](00:24:40) Rosette_Contrail: Whakwhakwhak.
(00:24:48) Rosette_Contrail: I want a pet duck.
(00:25:38) Cheeky_Stoat: I want a goat.
(00:26:31) Cheeky_Stoat: So badky. *Molests the stoat.*
(00:26:51) Rosette_Contrail: Stoat... molests self?
(00:27:16) Cheeky_Stoat: Mouse*
(00:27:23) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(00:27:26) Rosette_Contrail: Hah.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Zodiac is confusing](00:29:05) Cheeky_Stoat: Kiko, someone just told us that they fight all the time with their partner because of their zodiak signs and the fact that you and I rarely fight is because we both have the same time.
(00:29:10) Cheeky_Stoat: sign*
(00:29:17) Cheeky_Stoat: *So tired, can't think.*
(00:29:28) (Doormouse): Of course!!! XD
(00:30:05) (Doormouse): We never fights coz we're the same sign! Now do cosmic rays of understanding permeate my mouse-brains ^w^
(00:30:28) (Creepin_Wolf): but that's not true . . . zodiac says that people of the same sign would normally fight the most o.o
(00:30:40) (Creepin_Wolf): who the hell told you this stoat? XD
(00:31:06) Cheeky_Stoat: *Laughs,* Why didn't we think of such sense before? *Wraps an arm around the mouse's waist as he grins.* I'm glad your mousey brain can understand it all.
(00:31:31) Cheeky_Stoat: Some guy who works at the tuck shop across the street.
(00:31:38) Cheeky_Stoat: He's a hipster.
(00:31:45) (Creepin_Wolf): XD
(00:31:50) (Creepin_Wolf): hipster . . . I knew it
(00:31:55) (Creepin_Wolf): he thinks he knows zodiac >>
(00:31:56) (Creepin_Wolf): *>.>
(00:32:06) (Creepin_Wolf): look Stoat, never trust a hipster over a huge nerd >.>
(00:32:29) Herra: Yeekers ! You have hurricanes ?
(00:32:31) Cheeky_Stoat: How about I just trust real science?
(00:32:36) (Creepin_Wolf): yep
(00:32:43) (Creepin_Wolf): good idea Stoat
(00:32:48) (Doormouse) giggles beneath stoat-arms
(00:32:53) (Creepin_Wolf): and yes Herra, hurricanes . . . southern coast XD
(00:33:00) Cheeky_Stoat: And understand that zodiac signs are silly superstitions. (In my opinion.)
(00:33:51) Cheeky_Stoat: Nine more hours!
(00:33:59) Cheeky_Stoat: *Nervous excited.*
(00:34:06) (Creepin_Wolf): dude, I'm a leo that doesn't like the color gold, has low self esteem and doesn't strut . . . of course the Zodiac isn't the most real thing ever
(00:35:55) Cheeky_Stoat: I have no idea what the traits of the zodiacs are.
(00:36:06) (Creepin_Wolf): so worst we'll get is some fallen trees (none big enough to cause damage to the house around my house)
(00:36:15) (Creepin_Wolf): I only know the traits of Leo because I am one
(00:36:34) (Creepin_Wolf): and only basic traits . . . I've tried to look deeper before but . . . but it's too confusing
(00:36:39) Cheeky_Stoat: I don't know the traits of Aquarious.
(00:36:44) Herra: So just a little one . I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
(00:36:49) (Creepin_Wolf): moon being in . . . houses and shit? and other planets being alligned @.@
(00:37:56) (Doormouse): XD
(00:41:24) Rosette_Contrail: I'm a Scorpio but I'm not a scorpion I'm a burd...
(00:41:30) Rosette_Contrail: Stoopid signs.
(00:41:37) (Creepin_Wolf) facepalms till he's bruised
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mikk the Pimp](02:05:09) (Creepin_Wolf): I'm big, I'm bad, I'm nation wide XD
(02:05:21) Kiruru: Mmm...
(02:05:27) (Amina): *Blinks* But I'm not in your nation anymore.
(02:05:28) Kiruru backhands Mikk o.o
(02:05:58) Fen: 15 minutes with mikk can save you over four hundred dollars on an escort.
(02:06:04) (Creepin_Wolf): XD
(02:06:10) (Creepin_Wolf): yep
(02:06:19) (Creepin_Wolf): doesn't matter where you are Mina
(02:06:46) (Amina): Awww.... I don't think you're a slut, Mikk.
(02:06:50) (Amina): You're well-traveled.
(02:06:57) (Creepin_Wolf): <3
(02:07:02) Celi: "Well traveled."
(02:07:10) (Creepin_Wolf): might have a few miles on me but I roar like a lion <3
(02:07:23) (Creepin_Wolf): well a wolf but you get the idea
(02:07:41) Fen: I think mikk prefers the term 'intimate spelunker'.
(02:07:49) (Creepin_Wolf): XD
(02:07:59) (Creepin_Wolf): well I DO like to "dive in"
(02:08:24) Rosette_Contrail: I suddenly imagined a diving board and a macro.
(02:08:27) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(02:08:44) Fen: Splort.
(02:08:54) Fen: Shhhlunkk.
(02:09:10) Fen: Thunk if they miss.
(02:09:30) (Creepin_Wolf): ooh you don't want a thunk . . .
(02:09:38) (Creepin_Wolf): people get bruises from thunks
(02:09:48) Fen: Or iron hip replacements.
(02:09:51) (Amina): Ow.... Imagining that.... Ow....!
(02:09:51) (Creepin_Wolf): who am I kidding? people get bruises without thunks when I'm involved XD
(02:09:59) Celi: Macaroni.
(02:10:09) Rosette_Contrail: Mikk thunks hips.
(02:10:38) Fen: Hip thumpin mikk. Has a ring to it.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=How odd](05:59:37) FW_Command: Wild Azhtek appears!
(05:59:43) FW_Command: Azhtek is now known as (Amina).
(05:59:53) (Amina): Hi guys what's going on in this thread
(06:00:17) (Amina): sorry i cna't see the shift to type a question mark and if there are any typos I do apologize
(06:01:12) (Amina): Pfff y'all be boring. pc
(06:01:15) FW_Command: Wild (Amina) used Teleport! It got away!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Rebellion](11:39:20) Fen: I know what I need to get rid of off of my harddrive.
(11:39:24) Rosette_Contrail: Eminem is the only rapper I can be arsed to listen to.
(11:39:26) Fen: Creed.
(11:39:32) Luc: fen
(11:39:40) Luc: why have you forsaken your taste in music?
(11:40:10) Rosette_Contrail: B-52's.
(11:40:17) Rosette_Contrail: Such an odd song.
(11:40:23) Fen: I said remove.
(11:40:28) Luc: indeed rose
(11:40:29) Fen: Not add.
(11:40:41) Luc: why would you have them on tyour computer in teh first place?
(11:40:53) Luc: they are almost as bad as nickleback
(11:40:58) Rosette_Contrail: Rebellious phase?
(11:41:05) Rosette_Contrail: He was rebelling against his eardrums.
(11:41:10) Luc: o.o true rose
(11:41:11) Rosette_Contrail: :B
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=What a lady](21:45:22) Silieth: *Topple.*
(21:45:28) Mikkaddo: hey girl
(21:47:21) Silieth: I can't tell if Mikk is trying to be scarystrongmaledom or my black girl friend.
(21:48:45) Amina: If the former were true, it would have been "Hello, girl." In a creepy Transatlantic accent.
(21:48:46) Celi: The ladder.
(21:48:58) Celi: Yes, ladder.
(21:49:22) Silieth: Oh yeah, the ladder. *Climbs to the top of everything.*
(21:49:39) Celi stands underneath the ladder.
(21:49:40) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(21:49:56) Rosette_Contrail: Boy-howdy.
(21:49:56) FW_Command: Wild Minxy appears!
(21:51:19) Silieth: *Tosses water balloons on the everything.*
(21:51:47) Mikkaddo: Hello . . . . Girl *in his best Russian accent*
(21:51:54) Rosette_Contrail: Silieth makes everything wet.
(21:57:28) Silieth: Damn straight, Rose.
(22:01:15) Rosette_Contrail: *Fawns.* What a lady!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Totally in Sync and Moar Drug talk](23:54:38) Bellatrix: Fuck
(23:54:48) Samael: I'd love to.
(23:54:49) Bellatrix: I hate rps and contests where people have to vote for you..
(23:54:49) Rosette_Contrail: I'd love to.
(23:54:49) Samael: XD
(23:54:49) Celi: Nah, I'm okay.
(23:55:00) Rosette_Contrail: We are so in sync.
(23:55:03) Samael: Fucking beauty,
(23:55:04) Cheeky_Stoat: Spongebob was only good if I was stoned.
(23:55:12) Samael offers a bro-fist to Rosette.
(23:55:12) Bellatrix: imma go fuck a sloth k?
(23:55:14) Bellatrix: bai
(23:55:22) Samael: Enjoy!
(23:55:37) Rosette_Contrail: *Brofist.*
(23:55:39) Cheeky_Stoat: But then I stopped smoking and I can't stand the show.
(23:55:40) Bellatrix: *wish I could actually but knew I cant*
(23:56:52) Samael: Why would you do that, Stoat? Why? ;-;
(23:57:11) Cheeky_Stoat: Massive anxiety attacks.
(23:57:50) Cheeky_Stoat: I was a massive pothead for four years, I had my time and now I don't need to.
(23:58:03) Samael: Ah, shit. Yeah, that's when you've gotta draw the line.
(23:58:17) Celi: It's time to move on.
(23:58:19) Cheeky_Stoat: I'm practically straight edge. At least for 11 months out of the year I am.
(23:58:22) Samael: I can totally accept that logic.
(23:58:24) Celi: Here, have some battery acid!
(23:58:29) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ozland and Driving Sides](21:22:52) Qaja: You wanna know something?
(21:22:55) Qaja: I hate allergies
(21:23:10) Luc: :3 fajitas are amazing
(21:23:11) Amina: S'not an issue here right now. Come to Oz.
(21:23:17) Luc: allergies are suckness 1010
(21:23:40) Qaja: I'd rather go back to Germany.
(21:24:12) Cheeky_Stoat: Fajitas are amazing. <3
(21:24:23) Cheeky_Stoat: Kiko says "hi," Luc.
(21:25:18) Luc: tell him i say hi back
(21:25:28) Luc: how long did it take kiko to decide on fajitas?
(21:25:47) Cheeky_Stoat: I made that decision. XP
(21:25:54) Luc: XD
(21:27:44) Qaja: Besides, Mina. If I go anywhere down there, it'd be to NZ.
(21:28:30) Amina: I knowwww.
(21:28:40) Amina: I'm gonna be coming back to the states in a month or so.
(21:29:38) Qaja: Oh?
(21:30:49) Qaja: Whyfor?
(21:31:11) Amina: I miss my baby. Azh will be following me.
(21:31:32) Qaja: -nods-
(21:31:41) Luc: o.o the incredible journey 23
(21:32:06) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot appears!
(21:32:09) FW_Command: Wild Mikkaddo fainted! (Timeout)
(21:32:11) Amina: Yeah I'm not excited for the trek. I expect I'll even be heading back to Sydney alone, which will suck beyond suckage.
(21:32:21) Luc: webba yuro
(21:32:22) Rosette_Contrail: Azh coming to the states? I dunno, he might get lost with all this opposite gravity and rightsideupness.
(21:32:32) Luc: or craziness
(21:32:46) Rosette_Contrail: Unless I misinterpreted Following me in that case.
(21:32:47) Amina: I told him I think he'll die from overstimulation here.
(21:33:37) Yurothehotot: you guys need to come to vancouver one day this applies to everyone X3
(21:34:01) Amina: Ehhh.
(21:34:16) Rosette_Contrail: Oh no, opposite gravity and cold too? Azh would have a heart attack.
(21:34:31) Amina: Lol
(21:36:59) Qaja: I think he'll be scared shitless by driving on the proper side of the road.
(21:37:15) Amina: Oh he won't be driving anywhere
(21:37:27) Amina: I've had the terror of him driving about HERE. No thanks.
(21:37:35) Cheeky_Stoat: "proper?"
(21:37:42) Amina: The right.
(21:38:00) Cheeky_Stoat: NA is the only country who drives on the right.
(21:38:10) Yurothehotot: omg talk about bad drivers my land lady is freaking the worst!
(21:38:10) Qaja: This is the only time I'll defend him. At least he's from the Former Penal Colony, not Italy.
(21:38:31) Yurothehotot: continent cheeky we drive on the right too
(21:38:41) Luc: o.o
(21:38:43) Cheeky_Stoat: continent*
(21:38:52) Cheeky_Stoat: whatevah!
(21:39:09) Yurothehotot: also south america too i think seeing as our roads are connected
(21:39:40) Qaja: And Europe, sans Britain.
(21:39:44) Cheeky_Stoat: *Is watching Emporer's New Groove so brain isn't really there.*
(21:39:50) Rosette_Contrail: Actually there are a huge amount of countries that drive on the right.
(21:39:59) Luc: o.o *steals cheeky's b rain*
(21:40:00) Cheeky_Stoat: Europe drives on the left. o.O
(21:40:07) FW_Command: Wild Mikkaddo appears!
(21:40:10) Yurothehotot: Q i dont think thats right at all
(21:40:20) Mikkaddo: http://www.furry-within.com/index.php?topic=616.msg8048#msg8048
(21:40:24) Yurothehotot: Europe tottaly drives on the left
(21:40:26) Cheeky_Stoat: Most countries drive left.
(21:40:34) Amina: You're a peach, Mikk.
(21:40:36) Mikkaddo: Amina, I found it
(21:40:48) Mikkaddo: I just traced my own post history XD
(21:40:56) Qaja: Europe does not drive on the left. I was stationed there.
(21:41:10) Mikkaddo: Taunton England didn't
(21:41:12) Qaja: The British Isles drive left.
(21:41:20) Mikkaddo: they also posted speed limits in miles per hour . . . it was bizare
(21:41:27) Rosette_Contrail: This map begs to differ.(http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/driving-on-the-left-1024x650.jpg)
(21:42:00) Qaja: Thank you, Burd. I think I'd know what I was talking about, having lived there for three years and all
(21:42:01) Yurothehotot: I stand corrected
(21:42:29) Cheeky_Stoat: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Countries_driving_on_the_left_or_right.svg
(21:42:38) Cheeky_Stoat: Yeah, you won that round, Q.
(21:42:55) Cheeky_Stoat: Just the UK does left.
(21:43:19) Rosette_Contrail: It surprised me too.
(21:43:31) FW_Command: Wild Kiruru appears!
(21:43:41) Qaja: A good handful of left-side drivers are former British colonies. Such as Australia.
(21:44:14) Qaja: Little-known fact, America drove on the left for a while, too.
(21:44:21) Qaja: But it didn't last long.
(21:44:35) Sabata_McCloud: People in America still drive on the left every now and then.
(21:44:41) Amina: Haha.
(21:44:46) Yurothehotot: but not Canada another former British colony
(21:44:46) Qaja: Well, they're just retards.
(21:44:54) Mikkaddo: cable has been uninterrupted since prior to the storm . . . but the internet is freaking out like a rabbit on heroine AND speed >.>
(21:45:02) Rosette_Contrail: I drive in the middle of the road because I live in the middle of nowhere and the roads are dirt roads with like one car every twenty minutes.
(21:45:21) Mikkaddo: XD
(21:45:28) Mikkaddo: burd, you're a rogue
(21:45:30) Rosette_Contrail: And driving on the right OR left leads to bouncing down some curve from where rain and stuff washed the gravel off into a ditch.
(21:45:31) Yurothehotot: hey mikk that was one time okay!
(21:45:58) Qaja: I drive in the middle of the road because my car can smash through anything made after 2000...
(21:46:19) Rosette_Contrail: Or fifty potholes per square yard from some dumbass roaring down at 60 in a fucking tractor wheeled behemoth.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Internet Crashes and Stereotypes](22:04:25) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail fainted! (Timeout)
(22:04:28) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail appears!
(22:04:29) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail appears!
(22:04:57) Rosette_Contrail: Gaah, stupid crashes.
(22:05:17) Luc: be sure to wear a seatbelt
(22:07:01) Rosette_Contrail: My internet car is ruined.
(22:07:07) Rosette_Contrail: ;-;
(22:07:22) Luc: insurance should cover it rose *nodnod*
(22:07:26) Kiruru puts Rose's internet car in the shop.
(22:07:33) Mikkaddo: I'm confused and afraid . . . my firefox is going insane and crashing every 2 minutes but the dreaded IE is doing fine
(22:07:44) Luc: of course its the black guy who fixes the care
(22:07:59) Luc: *racist jokes ahoy*
(22:08:12) Mikkaddo: hey man, plenty of black guys have worked on my car . . .
(22:08:13) Cheeky_Stoat: Speaking of racist jokes.
(22:08:14) Luc: *expcts to be killed*
(22:08:21) Mikkaddo: then I stopped going to the dealership! OH!
(22:08:23) Cheeky_Stoat: I saw a black dude stealing a watermelon today.
(22:08:41) Celi: That's hilarious.
(22:08:43) Yurothehotot: honestly?
(22:08:57) Luc: waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy to play into a steriotype
(22:09:07) Luc: *fluffs yuro* and us, being white, cant jump
(22:09:33) Celi: Just like how ever black family I've seen at the grocery store pays with a bridge card.
(22:09:40) Yurothehotot: i'm not white i'm eggshell
(22:10:02) Kiruru wishes he had water melon...
(22:10:14) Celi: Haw.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=What odd Eyebrows](22:30:11) FW_Command: Luc is now known as (GenoSidoh).
(22:30:15) (GenoSidoh): >:3
(22:30:29) Yurothehotot: D:
(22:31:00) Yurothehotot: Sidoh! D:
(22:31:13) Minxy: DON'T MAKE ME SHEEP THE SHEEPING SHEEP OUT OF YOU!
(22:31:26) (GenoSidoh): actually yuro, im basing this off dragon warrior monster 2. its an upgraded sidoh)
(22:31:28) Mikkaddo: o.o
(22:31:50) Yurothehotot: D:!!!
(22:31:56) Kiruru: D:
(22:32:06) Kiruru: YOU SAID A SWEAR!
(22:32:10) Rosette_Contrail: I like to imagine Yuro with a bunch of horizontal exclamation points for eyebrows.
(22:32:11) Kiruru: I'M TELLING.
(22:32:13) Rosette_Contrail: It's so silly.
(22:32:15) (GenoSidoh): No one can stop me in my vauge and undefined evil plans!
(22:32:19) Mikkaddo: kriffing sheep
(22:32:34) Yurothehotot: XD'
[/spoiler]

Rosette Contrail · October 03, 2012, 04:21:17 AM

[spoiler=Additions](15:49:53) Fen: Just finished reading the chat logs rose.
(15:49:55) Fen: My sides...
(15:50:03) Fen: they hurt so...
(15:50:30) Sabata_McCloud: I enjoyed the F-List discussion.
(15:53:43) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot fainted! (Timeout)
(15:54:54) Fen: Moving to ipad.
(15:54:55) FW_Command: Wild Fen used Teleport! It got away!
(15:55:45) FW_Command: Wild Fen appears!
(15:55:58) Fen: And now I am hip.
(15:58:04) Cheeky_Stoat: Which one's the discussion on F-List.
(15:58:06) Cheeky_Stoat: ?*
(15:59:26) Fen: *watching code mo kiss*
(15:59:34) Fen: monkeys.
(16:02:35) Fen: So it is goi g to go liked this huh iPad?
(16:02:39) Fen: ...
(16:02:53) Fen: You win this round.
(16:03:42) Sabata_McCloud: You are not allowed to talk to people while using your iPad.
(16:03:48) Sabata_McCloud: It's a devious scheme devised by Apple.
(16:05:31) Fen: Then can you come over and smash it? It won't let me smash it.
(16:06:05) Sabata_McCloud: I'd be glad to.
(16:06:17) Rosette_Contrail: I still have
another large log to post as well that's even older than those. x7
(16:06:49) Fen: Observation burd is observing.
(16:10:09) Mikkaddo: and I'm back
(16:10:37) Fen: Webba
(16:10:49) Sabata_McCloud: I imagined "observation bird" as Rose standing on a box and leering at everyone, hunched over like some sort of vulture.
(16:11:02) Fen: Ha!
(16:11:21) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(16:11:37) Mikkaddo: funny, I imagine it as Rose standing in a deer blind with binoculars and making notes in a leather bound book
(16:11:45) Mikkaddo: thanks Fen
(16:12:26) Fen: I can see either of these happening.
(16:34:25) Rosette_Contrail: *Jots down more funny stuff.* Thanks guise.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gonna Kill That Woman](02:15:12) Azhtek: I'm a faggottttt and I'm overprotective of my chair
(02:15:23) Celi: That's nifty.
(02:15:30) Azhtek: Also Mina is so beautiful and amazing and smart and I could NEVER hope to be as amazing as she is.
(02:15:38) Mikkaddo: I think everyone is overprotective of their chair o.o
(02:15:39) Azhtek: Jesu Christe
(02:15:45) Celi: I have rum, so fuck you.
(02:16:11) Mikkaddo: and I have chocolate mouse so fuck off
(02:16:33) Azhtek: Excuse me, I'm going to kill that woman.
(02:16:34) Amina: Oh hey guys what's gong on in this thread
(02:16:40) Amina: going*
(02:16:50) Azhtek: gong
(02:16:51) Azhtek: GONG
(02:17:03) Amina: Hey
(02:17:05) Amina: Hey Azh[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Video Game Violence](11:33:24) Mikkaddo: because you see the hipocracy . . . I wouldn't give half a shit when people talk about violent videogames somehow magically translating to higher crime rates if I didn't know the science behind how it's complete shit
(11:33:26) Celi: I like callin' people out on bullshit.
(11:33:30) Celi: Best feeling in the world.
(11:33:37) Kiruru: I have one dick >.> It's just large, so it seems like many.
(11:33:54) Mikkaddo: Kiru, I bet that's what you tell ALL the girls *wink*
(11:33:54) Stush: See, the way I see it is. Most people are not open to change in their opinions like I am.
(11:33:57) Celi: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(11:34:02) Stush: So there's no point in pointing out when they're wrong.
(11:34:27) Stush: Because all it does is cause an argument which I have to give in on because I can't stand arguing.
(11:34:31) Qaja: Calling others on shenanigans is fun, Celi. I wholeheartedly agree.
(11:35:08) Celi: Along with that and I have the strongest urge to just beat the living soul out of someone...
(11:35:17) Celi: I dunno.
(11:35:20) Mikkaddo: well Prototype maybe I'd have less trouble avoiding soldiers if they'd stop WALKING IN FRONT OF THE BIG GIANT TANK >.>
(11:35:30) Silieth: I suppose I am a dick to my friends as well, but that's a whole different kind of mean. And it's not rooted in trying to fix their stupid. I'm not friends with stupid.
(11:35:56) Rosette_Contrail: I feel violent videogames have no effect on my quota of dead hookers and am quite offended when people make that connection somehow.
(11:36:04) Stush: I'm fine with stupid, I have a problem with maliciously stupid
(11:36:25) Mikkaddo: "you are authorized to clear a path through the civilian traffic" . . . . all I needed to hear
(11:36:40) Qaja: You can't fix stupid, either.
(11:36:51) Mikkaddo: teeehee Ron White
(11:36:54) Silieth: I'm fine with ignorance. If you generally did not know something, or do not know something, fine. But if you refuse to LEARN things, that's stupid. That's what I'm not fine with.
(11:36:54) Celi: Sure you can.
(11:36:57) Rosette_Contrail: I killed them bitches cuz they didn't do a good job, not cuz I played GTA.
(11:37:05) Celi: With violence.
(11:37:07) Stush: Silieth, yeah!
(11:37:25) Mikkaddo: thank you Rose[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Breakfast of Champions](11:44:03) Sock: Nah Sili's boobs are alive and well as well
(11:44:32) Silieth: wut
(11:44:36) Stush: *Wraps arms around Sock and snuggles*
(11:44:44) Silieth: I was upstairs obtaining a champion's breakfast.
(11:45:22) Rosette_Contrail: I only posted that cuz I thought it was funny.
(11:45:47) Sock: *squeaks and snuggles Stush right back, as best as he can from his position* x3
(11:45:59) Rosette_Contrail: So you were gargling steroids?
(11:46:07) Stush: Haha, you're such a cutie, socky.
(11:46:17) Silieth: Excedrin, but close.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Rose Thorns](12:56:07) Mikkaddo: Legend of Dragoon is a 200 hour RPG if you ignore sidequesting XD
(12:56:17) Stush: Jeez
(12:56:31) Fen: Mikk, it is a 200 hour rpg if you use gameshark. >.>
(12:56:53) Mikkaddo: true . . .
(12:56:54) Stush: It is a 200 hour RPG if you run in a circle for 200 hours
(12:56:58) Mikkaddo: but it's still so great <3
(12:57:30) Mikkaddo: there's just nothing quite like getting REALLY pissed off and finding some little tiny enemy and just going Dragoon on their ass
(12:57:38) Stush: Haha
(12:57:42) Mikkaddo: that and I have always wanted to fuck Rose <3
(12:57:43) FW_Command: Wild Celi appears!
(12:57:46) Sock: never played the game
(12:57:53) Sock: Welcome back Celi
(12:57:54) Stush: I want to get back into Dark Souls.-

...Some time later...

(13:02:04) Stush: I love christmas dinner.
(13:02:06) Cheeky_Stoat: In Australia summer is in December.
(13:02:09) Rosette_Contrail: Wait what.
(13:02:43) Fen: It happens rose.
(13:05:05) Rosette_Contrail: No, I meant Mikk said something about fucking Rose and I just read it after coming back from watching a video. I'm not sure what Rose he is talking about here...
(13:05:44) Stush: Mikk is weird.
(13:05:52) Sock: Rose from Swat Katz
(13:05:54) Cheeky_Stoat: Mikk is speaking of the vagina rose, of course.
(13:06:24) Rosette_Contrail: Oh. Right.
(13:07:09) Stush: Mikk is talking about literally having sex with a rose.
(13:07:21) Celi: He would, wouldn't he
(13:07:47) Stush: I can see mikk doing that.
(13:09:30) Rosette_Contrail: I'm imagining urethral sounding using the thorny stem... ._.
(13:09:32) Fen: Or rose from Legend of Dragoon.
(13:09:39) Stush: AAA
(13:09:41) Celi: Nope
(13:09:42) Celi: nope
(13:09:43) Celi: nope
(13:09:45) Stush: *Shoves Rosette*
(13:09:48) Stush: Bad
(13:10:06) Rosette_Contrail: Ah delicious reactions.
(13:10:11) Rosette_Contrail: *Also falls over.*[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Deepthroating](13:13:09) Silieth: Mmm, sounding.
(13:13:18) Celi: No. ;~;
(13:13:48) Sock: *joins in Sili's oppinion on this*
(13:13:54) Rosette_Contrail: At least not with something covered in thorns. Now that I think about that it's a really bad thing to imagine and I hate my brain for picturing it.
(13:14:23) Silieth: Yes Celi. :3
(13:14:33) Celi: I DON'T WANT ANYTHING IN MY DICK
(13:14:37) Celi: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS
(13:14:38) Sock: sounding is like incest
(13:14:45) Sock: hot when someone else is doing it
(13:15:24) FW_Command: Wild Jinxy appears!
(13:15:31) Rosette_Contrail: I saw a micro fucking a normal sized persons cock once... or maybe it was a normal sized person on macro. I dunno. All I could think was Yo Dawg.
(13:15:56) FW_Command: Jinxy is now known as (Mango).
(13:15:58) Silieth: I'm the boss, though, so...
(13:16:13) Fen: Hey ji/mango
(13:16:18) Celi: I don't care.
(13:16:29) (Mango): Hey, Fenny
(13:16:33) Silieth: Then it's settled.
(13:16:39) Silieth: Let the sounding begin.
(13:16:52) Celi: No, I swear to god we are done if you try that.
(13:16:59) Rosette_Contrail: *Puts a Mandalorian helmet on Mango.* Jango.
(13:17:02) Sock: *prepares the crook on the coathanger*
(13:17:39) Silieth: So I'm deepthroating this banana.
(13:17:45) Silieth: And I can't help but to think
(13:17:52) Silieth: I'd love to do sounding with Celi.
(13:17:55) (Mango): o_O
(13:18:03) (Mango) pokes the helmet.
(13:18:12) Celi: That isn't going to feel good. ;~;
(13:18:52) Cheeky_Stoat: Sounding?
(13:19:06) Rosette_Contrail: So I'm watching Silieth deepthroat this banana...
(13:19:06) Celi: Putting things in your dick hole.
(13:19:11) Rosette_Contrail: And I can't help but to think...
(13:19:16) Rosette_Contrail: Am I getting enough potassium?
(13:19:31) Sock: So I'm watching Silieth deepthroat this banana
(13:19:35) Sock: And I can't help but think
(13:19:37) Silieth: Theoretically, you could be watching me deepthroat it. I'm on skype. :3
(13:19:42) Rosette_Contrail: Brb grocery store.
(13:19:46) Sock: I wonder if I can get some vomitplay with her?
(13:19:48) Celi: o.o
(13:19:50) Fen: So I'm watching sili deepthroat this banana.
(13:20:00) Rosette_Contrail: Oh fuck I started a trend.
(13:20:04) Silieth: omg. I hate you guys right now.
(13:20:06) Stush: Bananas are tasty
(13:20:07) Fen: Then I change the channel and watch something else for the time being. She isn't going anywhere for a while.
(13:20:12) Silieth: I can't stop laughing.
(13:20:18) Celi: I don't believe in trends.
(13:20:21) Silieth: Awh. :<
(13:20:32) Silieth: I do not entertain Fen.
(13:20:59) Fen: So I'm watching sili deepthroat this banana.
(13:21:11) Sock: So I'm watching sili deepthroat this banana
(13:21:14) Fen: Mom walks in and says 'Hey I know her!'.
(13:21:16) Cheeky_Stoat: *Crosses legs.* Ah. Yeah...gross.
(13:21:20) Sock: and I can't help but wonder
(13:21:20) Fen: I quietly walk into traffic.
(13:21:21) Silieth: ...
(13:21:32) Sock: Can I get to cam for someone tonight?
(13:21:33) Kiruru: Welp, off to sneep.
(13:21:41) Celi: So I'm watching everyone watching Sili, and I'm thinking to myself, I'm gonna have to stab a whole lot of motherfuckers.
(13:21:47) Silieth: So I'm deepthroating this banana.
(13:21:53) Silieth: And I can't help but to realize
(13:21:59) (Mango): >watching sili deepthroat bananas
>can't help but wonder
>ohgodwhy.jpg
(13:22:02) Silieth: That I'm recording a video of it and putting it online.
(13:22:20) Fen: And I'm streaming that video to many other people.
(13:22:26) Rosette_Contrail: So I'm watching Celi deepthroat a knife...
(13:22:29) Rosette_Contrail: That must be uncomfortable.
(13:22:40) Celi: That list just got a lot bigger.
(13:23:03) Stush: I'm watching Fen deepthroat watergate
(13:23:31) Fen: So I'm watching celi deepthroat sili.
(13:23:39) Silieth: ohgodiwish
(13:23:43) Stush: So i'm deepthroating fen
(13:23:48) Silieth: Someone needs to deepthroat me.
(13:23:56) Celi: I would.
(13:24:56) Fen: So I'm getting a deepthroat while watching a deepthroating celi deepthroating sili while we continue the deepthroating meme we've started.
(13:25:09) Stush:
(13:25:15) Celi: Gonna kill
(13:25:16) Silieth: I hate this.
(13:25:16) Celi: everyone.
(13:25:17) Silieth: And love it.
(13:25:25) FW_Command: Wild Druscilla_Drakul appears!
(13:25:26) Sock: So I'm sitting next to Sili camming for people while she's deepthroating
(13:25:45) Fen: Hey Dru.
(13:25:53) Celi: going to kill just about everyone.
(13:25:58) Celi: With some classics...
(13:26:15) Silieth: You're gonna kill Sock just for sitting next to me? That's not fair.
(13:26:28) Celi: No, it's not.
(13:26:39) Sock: Hey Sil! I'm fapping for the people watching as well. that's what I meant by camming
(13:26:48) Druscilla_Drakul: Hi FenFen
(13:26:50) Rosette_Contrail: So I'm watching the stock market.
(13:26:55) Rosette_Contrail: Sore throat medicine stocks at all time high.
(13:27:10) (Mango): ...*Snerk* X3
(13:27:33) Silieth: Love you people... So much...[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Horses](13:47:17) Rosette_Contrail: Hm. I dun think there are any horses on this site...
(13:47:27) Stush: We need more horses
(13:47:38) Silieth: Kiru has a horse character.
(13:47:47) Silieth: So do I.
(13:47:52) Silieth: And so does Saba.
(13:48:00) Stush: Hehe
(13:48:15) Sock: There are no lions right?
(13:48:16) Cheeky_Stoat: Millions of horses are needed. o.o'
(13:48:26) Stush: We need horses.
(13:48:27) Rosette_Contrail: Also, before Jinx speaks up I mean Horse horse not Pony.
(13:48:28) Stush: For riding.
(13:48:36) Stush: *Gets into a horse riding outfit*
(13:48:50) Cheeky_Stoat: I need horses...for "riding."
(13:48:55) Cheeky_Stoat: *Gets naked.*
(13:49:01) Rosette_Contrail: I need horses...
(13:49:03) Rosette_Contrail: For "Glue"
(13:49:09) Stush: It's sexier in an outfit!
(13:49:30) Rosette_Contrail: Assless chaps?
(13:50:05) Stush: I was thinking like one of those outfits that ladies wear for horse riding. With the jodhpurs and little hat and big boots.
(13:50:11) (Mango): I know, Rose. x3
(13:50:22) (Mango): Horsecocks are hot.
(13:50:33) Rosette_Contrail: That's all fantastic. Assless chaps are a must though.
(13:50:34) (Mango): ... I did not mean to hit enter on that.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Unwarranted Aggression and Abuse](14:24:52) Celi: I could eat a plesiosaur.
(14:25:12) Stush: A FW meet would be fun if we all lived in the same country.
(14:25:19) Rosette_Contrail: I thought you could eat Silieth.
(14:25:33) Celi: I already do.
(14:25:44) Silieth: wut
(14:25:48) Rosette_Contrail: Must not be filling enough.
(14:25:54) Silieth: ;-;
(14:25:57) Cheeky_Stoat: Or even if everyone at least had their passports.
(14:26:21) Celi: Oh she's delicious.
(14:27:33) Rosette_Contrail: See, now everyones gonna want a taste.
(14:27:47) Stush: I don't think my passport would still be valid, I got it when I was 15
(14:27:53) Stush: Or earlier.
(14:28:02) Celi: Yeah well they can try.
(14:28:07) Rosette_Contrail: I don't even have a passport.
(14:28:12) Celi: They won't have a fuckin' tongue afterwards.
(14:28:36) Rosette_Contrail: Must be pretty spicy.
(14:28:48) Silieth: I am spicy. :3
(14:29:16) Celi: Indeed she is, but I meant I will cut the tongue out of your god damn gullet and shove it down your throat.
(14:29:23) Stush: Haha
(14:29:52) Rosette_Contrail: Swap your for their. Who said I was gonna taste anything?
(14:30:15) Celi: That's right.
(14:30:44) Silieth: Celi, Rose is whispering me dirty things.
(14:31:15) Celi: I will give you to the count of 10 to stop, and if I hear otherwise I will end the entire continent you stand on.
(14:31:39) Silieth: But... we're on the same continent.
(14:31:45) Qaja: Have fun ending your own continent.
(14:31:52) Cheeky_Stoat: Celi, you're so full of false promises.
(14:31:58) Rosette_Contrail: Though it's more correcting to a generalized threat, you were being way too specific there.
(14:32:11) Silieth: He's cute though. :3
(14:32:14) Rosette_Contrail: And yeah, woohoo same continent. I guess I'll continue doing whatever Sili is dragging me into then.
(14:32:29) Rosette_Contrail: Kicking and screaming. ._.
(14:32:37) Silieth: lul
(14:32:54) Silieth: Oh no, sexy things. Whatever will I doooo?
(14:32:56) Silieth: x3
(14:33:00) Celi: They're only false until they're true.
(14:33:25) Silieth: That feels like lyrics to me.
(14:33:38) Rosette_Contrail: Celi is so cute when he uses the big boy voice.
(14:33:57) Silieth: O:!
(14:34:00) Celi: No one's even heard my big boy voice.
(14:34:01) Silieth: Stush!
(14:34:06) Silieth: >.>
(14:34:07) Silieth: I have.
(14:34:10) Stush: What?
(14:34:14) Celi: No you have not.
(14:34:22) Silieth: "Big boy."
(14:34:26) Stush: I didn't do nothing!
(14:34:41) Rosette_Contrail: Stush is whispering naughty things to Sili.
(14:34:57) Stush: Lies, I don't even know what a thing is!
(14:35:00) Rosette_Contrail: I have proof from a totally reputable and not shady source.
(14:36:12) Silieth: She did, actually.
(14:36:19) Silieth: And I will use copypasta and show you all!
(14:36:48) Stush: I won't listen to these wild accusations!
(14:36:58) Qaja: Lies and slander?
(14:37:16) Silieth: I've decided to keep them to myself.
(14:37:20) Silieth: They are too sexy to show others.
(14:37:22) Rosette_Contrail:
(14:33:27) Stush: (whispers to Silieth) i want 2 have chur bbys
(14:34:15) Silieth: (whispers) o murr
(14:37:29) Rosette_Contrail: SEE?!
(14:37:30) FW_Command: Wild Celi used Teleport! It got away!
(14:37:34) Silieth: False.
(14:37:38) Stush: What's a chur bby?
(14:37:48) Rosette_Contrail: I have super secret mod powers of seeing whispers.
(14:38:56) Stush: Too much power for one Rosette
(14:39:18) Silieth: *Exasperated slump.*
(14:39:24) Rosette_Contrail: I'm totally not abusing anything.
(14:40:19) Silieth: Abuse me.
(14:40:20) Silieth: >.>
(14:40:22) Silieth: <.<
(14:40:22) Rosette_Contrail: Or modifying the whispers between me and Silieth to deflect blame to a third person.
(14:40:27) Rosette_Contrail: Nope.
(14:40:36) Stush:

(14:41:01) Silieth: Alright.
(14:41:10) Silieth: I'm going to need everyone to stop wanting me.
(14:41:12) Silieth: I know it's hard.
(14:41:13) Silieth: But please.
(14:41:15) Silieth: Refrain.
(14:41:17) Stush: Such things could only be written by a true wordsmith like Rosette
(14:41:21) FW_Command: Wild Sock fainted! (Timeout)
(14:41:46) Rosette_Contrail: *Hides Silieths strap on.* How's that for abuse?
(14:41:53) Silieth: T.T
(14:41:55) Silieth: I fucking hate you.
(14:41:57) Silieth: Give it back.
(14:42:15) Rosette_Contrail: But but. You wanted abuse. :C
(14:42:15) Stush: Poor silieth.
(14:42:47) Rosette_Contrail: I suppose I could make it the thought that counts and just hide it in you.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lazy Plushie](Context: Just gave everyone the link to this thread before.)
(06:53:47) Rosette_Contrail: Alright. Modified the first post with the first half of the archive. Not as long in spoilers, but that's cuz a few of the saved "Segments" I couldn't be arsed to break up into smaller bites so they can be pretty long.
(06:55:01) Luc: ok. link us
(06:55:02) Luc: brb
(06:57:45) Rosette_Contrail: Fucking hell are you that lazy Luc it's the same bloody thread you were just in goddamn.
(06:58:04) Rosette_Contrail: Asfsdgvf[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Token Animal](09:09:51) Luc: dude, the job application I am doing is asking me, "if i was an animal, what would i be?" XD pity I cant type in luacrio plushie.
(09:17:22) Mikkaddo: oh shit!
(09:26:23) Luc: any ideas, guys?
(09:28:03) FW_Command: Wild Minxy appears!
(09:29:17) Minxy pokedexes "Lucario is a bipedal, jackal-like Pokémon, with fur that is predominantly blue and black"
(09:29:38) Luc: i cant use a pokemon
(09:29:44) Luc: i have to use a real animal
(09:30:14) Minxy: "Jackal-like" -points out the word "Jackal"-
(09:30:36) Luc: i meant personality wise >.>
(09:30:56) Minxy: Oh
(09:31:12) Minxy: Be a sheep, we're fluffy.
(09:31:52) Luc: >.>
(09:32:00) Luc: sorry minxy, you arent being helpful
(09:32:19) Minxy: Sheeps aren't all that helpful.
(09:33:21) Luc: *shrugs*
(09:35:32) Minxy: Be a puppy, almost everyone likes puppies and you get that whole 'Mans best friend' and loyal to your 'owner' or boss
(09:36:23) Minxy: I say puppy and not dog because dogs are trained not to poop everywhere (Mess everything up) and it'd give you some lead way with the job
(09:39:38) Rosette_Contrail: Say you're an ass, you might get a chuckle.
(09:40:12) Luc: x3
(09:40:26) Minxy: ...
(09:40:35) Minxy: I second that motion
(09:40:53) Luc: o.o too late rose
(09:41:00) Luc: i went as an otter
(09:41:15) Luc: thats a good idea
(09:42:23) Minxy: Otters can't control where they pee though because they have no bladder... Or is that just sea otters?[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Eat a Dick](14:29:15) Silieth: Scrolled to see what's been going on, since I have apparently been logged in since I logged out last night.
(14:29:17) Rosette_Contrail: They get their name from being used to pack the boxes so fragile objects won't bounce around in transit and get broken.
(14:29:21) Silieth: Missed conversation about ass. :c
(14:29:46) Trip: You have a fantastic ass.
(14:29:48) Sock: Ah right
(14:29:53) Rosette_Contrail: At least you can scroll back to read it Sili. If it's funny I don't even have it to save. :C
(14:33:10) Silieth: I'm too lazy and busy to scroll back and read shit.
(14:33:51) Trip: First world problems.
(14:34:08) Silieth: Eat a dick, Trip.
(14:34:19) Trip: Get it out then.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gay Shoots are Later](12:42:52) Cynergi: I tossed an Ipad at him one day....took weeks to clean that mess up >_>
(12:43:48) Cynergi cuddles the burdy "who said anyone had to be nude?"
(12:43:54) Fen: That is because you had your own 'photoshoot' collection on it raccanda. As well as...and I don't know how you got it...a certain husky to do the same.
(12:44:46) Rosette_Contrail: ...Raccanda... husky photoshoots? ._. You need to tell me when you're doing those so I can offer some help. I'm great at photoshoots...
(12:46:02) Cynergi: I did? *blinks*
(12:46:16) LaffinFox: why wasn't i involved?
(12:46:23) Fen: *needs a few moments, rose had put headphones on him. He needs to keep idle hands busy*
(12:46:26) Rosette_Contrail: Females only.
(12:46:52) Rosette_Contrail: We weren't doing gay shoots at the moment.
(12:46:56) Rosette_Contrail: :7[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Water Hoses](12:54:24) Cynergi: Hoses ^^
(12:54:52) LaffinFox: :3
(12:54:58) Rosette_Contrail: *Giefs Cyn a hose.*
(12:54:59) PlummWhitehorne: Waking up drake.
(12:55:03) Fen: this reminds me of the character calendar people once talked about here. X3
(12:57:26) Cynergi handles Laffin's hose and waters the garden with with it. "My, my. This is a very nice hose. Is it silicone rubber or the heavy duty stuff?"
(12:58:39) Rosette_Contrail: I prefer the really big hoses, like actual firemen use. Those are great for putting a lot of water downhill for a slip and slide or something. Hell, the pressure alone can skid you along the ground without any necessary lubrication from a slide.
(12:58:52) Rosette_Contrail: Also good for filling pools and stuff
(12:59:08) Rosette_Contrail: But even the small ones are important, for gardening and other gentler tasks.
(12:59:29) LaffinFox: Heavy duty stuff Cyn, Always heavy duty stuff ;3
(12:59:58) Rosette_Contrail: Well, that's not good for gardening. You're gonna kill her flowers man. :C
(12:59:58) Kiruru: I'm sorry. Are we talking about Penis?
(13:00:16) Rosette_Contrail: I dunno. I'm talking about water hoses. I guess it could be taken as penis.
(13:00:38) FW_Command: PlummWhitehorne is now known as (Candy_Drake).
(13:00:47) Rosette_Contrail: Hee hee... killing flowers... that's pretty clever.
(13:01:49) LaffinFox: indeed
(13:02:33) Fen: *wonders if the drake is eating it or looking for it*
(13:02:52) Rosette_Contrail: *Or made of it?*
(13:03:03) Fen: Now that is interesting.
(13:03:09) Cynergi: :3
(13:03:11) FW_Command: Wild Minxy fainted! (Timeout)
(13:03:27) LaffinFox: kinky
(13:04:01) Fen: But fire hoses and candy don't mix, unless it is in the innuendo sense. Then...yuuup.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sand Magic](15:09:11) FW_Command: (Kirucat) is now known as Kiruru.
(15:09:14) Kiruru jerboas.
(15:09:28) Trip tasty tasty jerboas.
(15:10:00) Mikkaddo: hey, yo crazy bitch, but you fry up so good I'm alright with it!
(15:13:02) Rosette_Contrail: *Slips Trip a mouse trap.*
(15:13:23) Kiruru glares at Rose e.e
(15:14:13) Trip: *Looks at it, then approaches Kiru.* >:3
(15:14:34) Rosette_Contrail: Oi, don't be hatin on Mouse Trap.
(15:15:48) Kiruru: e.e Really, Nigga. Is you fo'serious?
(15:16:02) Kiruru tosses half a cow in Trip's direction.
(15:17:07) Rosette_Contrail: Half a cow, shiiiiiiieeet. Barely even an appetizer for a little Utahraptor.
(15:17:45) Kiruru doesn't want to be eaten. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.
(15:18:48) Trip: *Eats him that there cow, and continues after the jerboa. Tiny and fuzzy.*
(15:20:07) Kiruru glares at Trip, tells him that it is a VERY bad idea to try and eat him.
(15:20:31) Rosette_Contrail: Indigestion.
(15:20:40) Kiruru: Nope, Sand.
(15:21:41) Trip: Sand?
(15:21:49) Kiruru: Yes, sand.
(15:21:55) Silieth: 'Ru is made of sand.
(15:21:59) Silieth: And stuff.
(15:22:35) Kiruru got sick of people trying to eat him. Soooo. He studied and became a sand mage. Will fill your mouth with so much sand, your jaw will be in traction for weeks :3
(15:23:14) Celi: Ghey.
(15:23:32) Trip: Pfft. I'll digest you before you get the chance. :I
(15:23:41) Trip: Or just chew you into oblivion. :I
(15:23:56) Kiruru: Yeah. The other two said that.
(15:25:39) Trip: Don't make me piss on you so you're moist first.
(15:25:50) Trip: It'll be more unpleasant for you. :I
(15:25:56) Cheeky_Stoat: o.O
(15:26:37) Rosette_Contrail: Piss on him and mold him into a jerboa castle...
(15:26:41) Rosette_Contrail: ._.
(15:27:03) Kiruru: ...Then you have mud on your hands. Which is worse >.>
(15:27:22) Kiruru doesn't get eaten.... in this bitch.
(15:27:22) Trip: Pfft.
(15:27:54) Trip: I like Rose's suggestion better.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Oreo Girl](15:51:14) Rosette_Contrail: Feeeen.
(15:51:18) Trip: Golden.
(15:51:20) Trip: Girls.
(15:51:31) Fen: Roooooose
(15:51:36) Kiruru: I so fuckin' called it.
(15:51:47) Rosette_Contrail: *Offers a joint.*
(15:51:52) LaffinFox: ...
(15:51:56) Silieth: Her hair is so long all of a sudden... I don't get it.
(15:51:56) Bellatrix: Fuck.
(15:51:57) Rosette_Contrail: Not sure who I stole this from. I'm sure they want it back.
(15:52:09) Fen: Thc free rose?
(15:52:19) Kiruru: That's called, weave, Sil.
(15:52:33) Silieth: She's white...
(15:52:36) Rosette_Contrail: Uhm... I dunno. *Moves the joint around.* Looks like an elbow.
(15:52:40) Silieth: Or like, mexican.
(15:52:44) Silieth: Hispanic. >.>
(15:52:46) Rosette_Contrail: I guess those might be.
(15:52:46) Kiruru: Your point?
(15:52:47) Trip: So's your face.
(15:52:52) Kiruru: White bitches get weaves too e.e
(15:52:59) Silieth: My face is not hispanic.
(15:53:13) Bellatrix: FML I left my glasses in mmy room T.T
(15:53:14) Rosette_Contrail: Yes it is.
(15:53:17) Rosette_Contrail: It's Sexican.
(15:53:21) Kiruru: Her face is white, and her ass is black.
(15:53:39) Silieth: e.e[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Denial](Context: Stoat and Trip use the same color)
(16:02:04) Cheeky_Stoat: Got things to do. Later.
(16:02:05) Kiruru: down*
(16:02:06) FW_Command: Wild Cheeky_Stoat used Teleport! It got away!
(16:03:34) LaffinFox noms a taco
(16:04:40) Rosette_Contrail: *Throws a gun at Ruru.* HE'S GOT A GUN.
(16:04:53) Kiruru: o.o
(16:05:21) Rosette_Contrail: *Suddenly, police brutality.*
(16:05:29) Kiruru put his hand up. Gets savagely beaten by the cops. Gets put in jail for 36 years.
(16:05:53) Fen: *frees some guy named hat instead*
(16:05:53) Rosette_Contrail: *Twas an airsoft too.*
(16:06:17) Silieth: Trip! No! T.T
(16:06:41) Rosette_Contrail: Stoat left.
(16:06:57) Trip: Wha?
(16:07:04) Trip: What'd I do this time?
(16:07:04) Silieth: Trip is not stoat. o.o
(16:07:06) Silieth: Oh.
(16:07:15) Trip: No, I'm not. :I
(16:07:19) Silieth: yahoo. >.>
(16:07:20) Trip: I'm bigger and less fuzzy. :I
(16:07:25) Silieth: I
(16:07:25) Rosette_Contrail: Figured you were confused with the color.
(16:07:27) Silieth: just htought
(16:07:27) FW_Command: Wild PlummWhitehorne appears!
(16:07:28) Silieth: though*
(16:07:32) Silieth: You were gone.
(16:07:34) Silieth: Shut up!
(16:07:38) Silieth: I don't even like you or anything!
(16:07:51) Rosette_Contrail: Cats are finicky creatures.
(16:07:55) Fen: Hey plumm
(16:08:05) Rosette_Contrail: Welcome back Plummbob.
(16:08:06) Trip: Pfft.
(16:08:06) PlummWhitehorne: Hey Fen
(16:08:09) Trip: You heart me.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Piercings](16:23:29) Fen: And ruru gets hard from Saturday morning cartoons.
(16:23:44) Fen: Ones that involve nipple piercings.
(16:24:13) Fen: And the best ass a silieth has ever seen.
(16:24:17) Zurr gives Fen a nipple piercing
(16:24:40) Fen: Is it useful or just for looks zurr?
(16:24:46) Rosette_Contrail: Fen is fapping to music.
(16:24:51) Kiruru: She's right though... Sara does have a nice ass...
(16:24:51) Silieth: Whitney is in a white suit right now.
(16:24:55) Rosette_Contrail: Use it to hold your keys.
(16:24:56) Silieth: She looks so... damn... good...
(16:25:11) Fen: I am rose. In a dunkin donuts no less.
(16:26:04) Silieth: *sneeze.* o.o
(16:26:49) LaffinFox curls around sili
(16:27:26) FW_Command: Wild Dracco_Knightblade appears!
(16:27:27) Zurr: Uh... it genetically alters your nipple to be able to produce milk from a pocket dimension.
(16:27:39) Zurr clings to Dracco, scalpnibbles
(16:27:43) Rosette_Contrail: You gave him a tap piercing?
(16:27:51) Zurr: Yes.
(16:27:54) Fen: *leans close and whispers to laffin* grab her boobs...and make her call you daddy.
(16:28:03) Silieth: e.e
(16:28:04) Silieth: No.
(16:28:06) Dracco_Knightblade: *Is nibbled and clung too, doesn't mind this as long as he is able to sit down on something comfortable*
(16:28:08) Silieth: *Goes far away.*
(16:28:08) Rosette_Contrail: That's the best idea ever. Nipple piercings for women that look like beer taps.
(16:28:28) Zurr: That's comic genius, Rose.
(16:28:32) Fen: Yeah no zurr. No pocket dimensions in my nipple thank you
(16:29:02) LaffinFox is left alone again "thanks a lot fen" -,-
(16:29:10) Zurr: it's not IN your nipple, silly, your nipple is just a one-way portal to it.
(16:29:54) Rosette_Contrail: So now his nipples produce firehose quantities of milk from some dimension of lactose?
(16:29:59) Rosette_Contrail: That oughta be fun to watch.
(16:30:09) Zurr: yes.
(16:30:17) Kiruru breaks out his Brew-Man-Chew pony keg o.o
(16:30:26) Fen: You can stab me later laffin. Though no cutting in line.
(16:30:38) Fen:

(16:30:41) Zurr gropes Laffin's nipples
(16:30:48) LaffinFox: O_o[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Milk is Silly](17:16:17) Kiruru: I am... severely sleepy... and hungry.
(17:16:53) LaffinFox: have you ever seen a fag smoking a fag in front of a flaming fag?
(17:16:54) Kiruru: I think it's time for some fruitloops
(17:17:04) Cheeky_Stoat: *Gives Kiruru a pillow made of taco.* You must choose between food or sleep.
(17:17:11) LaffinFox: or, in american english...
(17:17:36) Kiruru: Oh fuck you, Cheeky... e.e Don't ever do that to a fat guy. His head will explode!
(17:17:53) Cheeky_Stoat: *Laughs.*
(17:17:59) LaffinFox: Have you ever seen a homosexual gentleman smoking a cigarette in front of a conflagrating bundle of sticks
(17:18:00) Cheeky_Stoat: <3
(17:19:11) Cheeky_Stoat: *Contemplates getting a sweater.* Chilly out in the shade today.
(17:19:25) Silieth: http://i.imgur.com/vADao.jpg
(17:20:14) Rosette_Contrail: Laffin, you fucked up there. It's faggot, that's a bundle of sticks.
(17:20:15) Cheeky_Stoat: What is that?
(17:21:03) Dracco_Knightblade: That...is the Sound of "Forever Alone"
(17:21:13) Cheeky_Stoat: XD
(17:22:35) Cheeky_Stoat: Fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu, Eeeeeeeeeeelllllllllvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss........bleflergleflempfsh.....*Dies.*
(17:22:49) Dracco_Knightblade: o_o
(17:23:15) FW_Command: Wild Silieth used Teleport! It got away!
(17:23:52) Cheeky_Stoat: I feel like my whokle life I've just been waiting for this fucker.
(17:24:08) Cheeky_Stoat: First there was pool day, an hour and a half late.
(17:24:16) FW_Command: Wild Trip fainted! (Timeout)
(17:25:11) Cheeky_Stoat: Then there was yesterday he was 45 minutes late before I even called him and he's like "oh, I'm on my way!" But he hadn't even left yet and didn't know when he was leaving and today!
(17:25:44) FW_Command: Wild Bellatrix fainted! (Timeout)
(17:25:44) Cheeky_Stoat: He texts me an hour ago and is like "I'm on the TTC." So I leave
(17:26:20) Cheeky_Stoat: I've been here for 45 minutes now...where the fuck is he? *Runs around in circles.*
(17:27:10) Dracco_Knightblade: Just start yelling "Hey everyone! This guy wants to give you money!" and hold up a big picture of him.
(17:27:22) Dracco_Knightblade: When you see the mob forming. Break through it into the middle and there he will be
(17:27:23) Cheeky_Stoat: *Perches on Dracco's head.*
(17:27:37) Cheeky_Stoat: *Laughs.*
(17:27:42) Dracco_Knightblade: Or you know...the high vantage point on my head works too.
(17:27:43) Cheeky_Stoat: I should.
(17:28:23) Cheeky_Stoat: And yes, you are giving me higher ground to search from. o.o
(17:28:49) LaffinFox: unanswerable question... "Milk, when poured over cereal, is a: A. Beverage B. Sauce C. Broth"
(17:29:20) Dracco_Knightblade: D: Meat substitute laced with LSD
(17:30:01) LaffinFox: wat
(17:30:13) Cheeky_Stoat: XD!
(17:30:16) Dracco_Knightblade: :3
(17:30:21) Cheeky_Stoat: What the hell?
(17:31:13) Dracco_Knightblade: What? Milk has protien, it comes from beef, so therefore, meat substitute. And laced with LSD? Well who the fuck knows what the farmers put in it to make us think drinking it is good. I mean...who in their right mind looks at a cow, looks at their udder and goes "Hmm, Ima drink whatever comes outta that!"[/spoiler]

[spoiler=We Am Surgeons](19:03:36) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(19:03:46) Rosette_Contrail: Asgfdg
(19:04:54) Sock: x3 welcome back
(19:05:28) Rosette_Contrail: Danke Sock. :7
(19:05:35) Sock: :3
(19:06:01) Rosette_Contrail: *Perches, preening idly.* Looks like the room died again. Gimmie a couple syringes of epinephrine please.
(19:06:22) Sock: *injects Rose with said thing* There. Feeling better?
(19:07:03) Rosette_Contrail: *Has an adrenaline rush, spazzes out then dies from shock.*
(19:07:11) Sock: Oh
(19:07:12) Sock: Well
(19:07:19) Sock: have fun with that then
(19:08:44) Rosette_Contrail: *Resuscitates, kicks Sock in the back of the head.* Oi, don't do that you wank stain. It's for stopping flatlines, very slim chance of success but we might succeed if you'll stop faffing about already.
(19:09:00) Rosette_Contrail: *Injects the chat, like intended.*
(19:10:12) Sock: *squeals* Well I can't say dying would make the chat spring to life again *gets back on his feet and rubs the back of his head* You owe me a cookie now
(19:12:05) Rosette_Contrail: Epinephrine doesn't kill people, it's used to stop cardiac arrest. The classic Hollywood Flatline, which is erroneously cured via Defibrillation... which only works on Arrhythmia, or fibrillations of the heart. Not a stopped heart.
(19:12:41) Sock: No idea what arrhytmia is but I can guess considering it has the letter A and the word rythm in it
(19:13:07) FW_Command: Wild Qaja fainted! (Timeout)
(19:13:16) Sock: But I had no idea what Epinephrine was >.> I'm swede, I don't know that
(19:13:21) Sock: And you Still owe me a cookie!
(19:13:27) Rosette_Contrail: Er, not Cardiac Arrest per se... more asystole.
(19:13:40) Rosette_Contrail: It's Adrenaline. Sort of a drug name.
(19:13:48) Sock: Right
(19:13:51) Trip: Arhythmia is to do with irregular beating, from what I understand.
(19:14:04) Trip: Where cardiac arrest is a lack of.
(19:14:58) Trip: Defibrillators are used to shock it into submission and return it to a steady beat, while adrenaline is used to increase beating.
(19:15:13) Trip: Wrong way round essentially means killing your patient.
(19:15:34) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah. Cardiac Arrest may also be very faint rhythm, some has to be present for Defibrillation to succeed. Defib involves shocking the heart in a controlled manner to restart the normal pulse or rhythm, but it only succeeds if the heart is still functional. Asystole is the heart ceasing to function entirely, no beating at all. Flatline. That can be rarely cured through a direct shot of Adrenaline to the heart, which might shock it into functionality again.
(19:15:58) Trip: On a side note, flatlines have nothing to do with a dying patient. It's to determine if machinery is working correctly.
(19:16:19) Sock: Although when patients Are dead there is a flatline on the screen
(19:16:23) Trip: But Hollywood's kind of set up the myth it's a heart-rate thing.
(19:17:15) Rosette_Contrail: Well, I'm using flatline in the popular media way to refer to no heart function in common terms, since not everyone knows what Asystole means.
(19:17:51) Trip: That's a heart-rate monitor, though. The actual flatline noise and what Hollywood show you isn't to do with the heart-rate monitor, it's to do with a bit of machinery that tells you if everything else is in working order.
(19:17:56) Trip: It's basically a failsafe.
(19:19:21) Rosette_Contrail: But yeah. Defibrillators will not save someone who's heart has stopped. If you find someone like that and it happened VERY recently, your best bet is to try CPR. Massage the heart. It's tough to get Epinephrine, and even if you did it tends to be distributed to civilians in an auto injector used for asthma, not emergency resuscitation. Which tends to require a pretty big needle to pierce the sternum and get to the heart, since you can't just inject it in their arm without any blood flow to deliver it. You gotta put it right into the heart itself.
(19:20:07) Trip: Which probably hurts like a bitch.
(19:20:24) Rosette_Contrail: I doubt anyone would care if their heart was stopped and they were pretty much almost dead.
(19:20:41) FW_Command: Wild Celi appears!
(19:20:55) Trip: I never said it was the deciding factor on if you should do it or not.
(19:21:00) Rosette_Contrail: Evening Celi. We're being doctors and shit.
(19:21:06) Rosette_Contrail: I know. x7
(19:21:15) Trip: I'm just saying, I'm sure a lot of guys wake up and shout "Holy fuck, that shit hurts!"
(19:21:18) Celi: I have a scalpel!
(19:21:37) Celi jumps on top of Trip. "This will only hurt a lot!"
(19:21:39) Trip: ...For doctoring, or doing bad things?
(19:21:45) Rosette_Contrail: Congratulations. You're a surgeon now. Here's your facemask and head mirror. Go do surgery shit.
(19:22:01) Trip: :I Bad things. *Becomes an experiment, attempts to grab at with stubby arms.*
(19:22:19) Rosette_Contrail: If the innards confuse you just do plastic surgery, it's about the same only instead of goring people you just like, inject collagen into their boobs and disfigure them to look beautiful.
(19:23:00) Celi pushes the arms away with his feet and makes two slits at the corners of his mouth, going down to his jaw so he looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
(19:23:07) Rosette_Contrail: At the simplest you can just like... I dunno, grab a spoon and scoop all that fat and shit out. People like losing weight.
(19:23:46) Trip: *Clamps mouth shut, begins swinging his head around violently in order to slip the tazmadevil off.*
(19:24:17) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, good idea. Don't wanna accidentally eat him. Motherfucker has a scalpel. You'll just make surgery easier.
(19:25:20) Rosette_Contrail: He'll be like a little angry black baby doing it's own Caesarean Section.
(19:25:44) Celi grips him at the jaw and dig his claws into the skin, bringing the scalpel down to one of his eyes. "Don't blink, or I'll make sure you don't."
(19:26:21) Trip: *Growls, dropping head as he charges at a wall.* >:C[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Survivalist](20:51:32) Rosette_Contrail: Celi.(http://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/Bear_u18chan.jpg)
(20:51:48) Amina: Bahaha
(20:51:55) Amina: That is Celi in 60 years
(20:52:11) Celi: When I move to Canada.
(20:52:18) Sock: that
(20:52:18) Mikkaddo: evening Pretty Lady
(20:52:22) Sock: Is fucking Udyr!!
(20:52:27) Celi: And live with my drunkard friend in the woods.
(20:52:34) Amina: Hey Mikk.
(20:52:58) Sock: Udyr[/url]
(20:53:03) Sock: damnit
(20:53:10) Sock: udyr
(20:53:48) Mikkaddo: a bear fucked with him once too
(20:53:50) Mikkaddo: once
(20:54:03) Sock: yepyep
(20:54:27) Celi: I hate udyr.
(20:54:41) Rosette_Contrail: Fuckin poser.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Friendly Shouting](10:10:36) Luc: *gluggs*
(10:10:41) Luc: *his coffee*
(10:10:44) Luc: *fluffs about*
(10:12:23) Rain_Brightstripe: *Sniffs the coffee*
(10:13:42) Cynergi:
(10:14:44) Luc: :3 its strong and black
(10:14:52) FW_Command: Wild Bellatrix fainted! (Timeout)
(10:15:21) Rain_Brightstripe: *Makes a face* Ew.
(10:16:23) Luc: wimp 3:<
(10:16:49) Trip: Tea's better.
(10:16:56) Trip: WE DO NOT APPRECIATE COFFEE.
(10:17:02) Trip: *Stomps the machine.*
(10:17:13) Luc: a plushie is stronger thann you in drinking coffee. YOU GONNA TAKE THAT? HUH?

HUUUUHHH?

Rosette Contrail · November 18, 2012, 09:57:17 PM

Yey more shit!

[spoiler=Troublemaker]
(00:54:35) Xander looks at the User list. ... !!!(Mods are gone break all the rules)
(01:06:30) FW_Command: Wild Nellie_O. appears!(Mod)
(01:07:08) Nellie_O.: BAHAHA. I heard what you said Xander. And I came for you.
(01:07:18) Xander: :p
(01:07:41) Xander: Obvious joke was obvious though, of course.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Was He Armed]
(19:56:33) Kiruru: Trip... You've never seen a large black man look at you with a "YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS FUCKING HUG, BITCH." Look, have you.
(19:56:44) Rosette_Contrail: Did you get hit by another piece of debris and walk it off Dracco?
(19:56:55) Dracco_Knightblade: no
(19:56:55) Nellie_O.: Oh snap
(19:56:58) Dracco_Knightblade: no crashes today
(19:57:01) Dracco_Knightblade: just...a shitload of work
(19:57:17) Rosette_Contrail: Yay work.
(19:57:31) Celi: Black people are silly.
(19:57:36) Rosette_Contrail: *Has a posh English accent normally. Preferably.* How are you Cynergi dear?
(19:57:43) Cynergi: *curls into a ball* Sounds kinda like my day
(19:58:10) Kiruru: and now I'm sleepy..
(19:58:14) Cynergi: I am well, Roseburd
(19:58:48) Trip: Ru, have you ever seen a big bald Scotsman downing whiskey look at you that way?
(19:59:06) Trip: That shit's terrifying. I'd happily hug a black man, but I'd suspect one of my own.
(19:59:08) Rosette_Contrail: Wonderful. :7 *Offers a hug and nuzzle to the canda, then a wave to Nellie.* Good evening Nelina.
(19:59:18) Kiruru: Actually... I have seen that >.>
(19:59:23) Rosette_Contrail: I think it's less hug and more squeeze the life out of you.
(19:59:27) Cynergi: *hugs and nuzzles back*
(19:59:37) Trip: Was he armed?
(19:59:45) Kiruru: With his fists.
(19:59:53) Rosette_Contrail: Maybe transfer to a headlock and pound your face concave.
(20:00:07) Celi: As an American I have the right to arm bears.
(20:00:11) Trip: And his forehead.
(20:00:26) Rosette_Contrail: What about knees and elbows?
(20:00:33) Luc: As a Bear i have the american to arm right
(20:00:40) Kiruru rips the arms off of a bear and gives them to Celi C;
(20:01:12) Celi fixes the bear up with chainsaw arms.
(20:01:13) Trip: Those are your second worry.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Foods and Alcolol]
(20:11:36) Silieth: Ffff-
(20:11:41) Silieth: My Dr. Pepper is so far away. ;-;
(20:12:55) Nellie_O.: At least you can have Dr. Pepper. :c
(20:12:58) Nellie_O.: Stupid Straya.
(20:13:06) Silieth: :C
(20:13:09) Trip: Go get it, woman.
(20:13:10) Silieth: I'd send you some if I could.
(20:13:16) Silieth: But it would get there after you left. lol
(20:13:18) Trip: ...We can't get good Mountain Dew.
(20:13:22) Nellie_O.: Yeah hahaha.
(20:13:30) Silieth: *Telepathic Dr. Pepper.*
(20:13:32) Trip: Or good Fruit Loops.
(20:13:34) Trip: Or Twinkies.
(20:13:53) Trip: Or anything by Hershy's.
(20:14:13) Trip: Or Golden Corrals. Or Ponderozas.
(20:14:17) Luc: or peanut butter
(20:14:23) Trip: We have that.
(20:14:31) Rosette_Contrail: It'd be funny if all those good things you mentioned were better over there than over here.
(20:14:32) FW_Command: Wild Cynergi used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(20:14:35) Trip: It's made with artificial peanuts.
(20:14:48) Qaja: Or Joseppi's.
(20:14:49) Trip: We don't get them, though. That's the thing.
(20:14:49) Silieth: Azh said that the chocolate in Aus is better than Hershy's.
(20:14:56) Qaja: -/asshole mode-
(20:14:58) Rosette_Contrail: http://i.imgur.com/2jeGP.jpg
(20:15:03) Nellie_O.: It is.
(20:15:07) Trip: Well, we technically get fruit loops, but it's not as good.
(20:15:09) Trip: And it is, Sili.
(20:15:10) Nellie_O.: Cadbury = win
(20:15:11) Trip: Waaay better.
(20:15:14) Rosette_Contrail: Hershey's?
(20:15:15) Sabata_McCloud: A brick of wax would be better than Hershey's.
(20:15:24) Silieth: He's supposed to send me some at some point.
(20:15:28) Rosette_Contrail: Yeah, not too fond of them either.
(20:15:43) Silieth: I like the bars with almonds in them. >.>
(20:15:43) Nellie_O.: I'll bring you some. The likelihood that he'll remember is slim to none
(20:15:44) Mikkaddo: Cadbury wins all the contests
(20:15:48) Trip: We get Cadbury here, too. S'fuckin' awesome.
(20:15:50) Silieth: Because almonds.
(20:15:55) Silieth: lol score.
(20:15:57) Mikkaddo: but so does Lindt
(20:15:57) Trip: Our chocolate's better here, but America has better option.
(20:15:57) Sabata_McCloud: Because nuts.
(20:16:01) Luc: o.o sili likes deese nuts?
(20:16:04) Silieth: That mean I get to come over and play with the baby too?!
(20:16:09) Sabata_McCloud: Sili likes all nuts.
(20:16:14) Nellie_O.: YES if you want :3
(20:16:15) Silieth: Not really.
(20:16:17) Silieth: I hate peanuts.
(20:16:24) Sabata_McCloud: No you don't, shut up.
(20:16:26) Celi: Pistachios.
(20:16:27) Celi: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(20:16:33) Silieth: I hate most nuts.
(20:16:42) Silieth: But almonds are so delicious.
(20:17:10) Nellie_O.: I'm with you on that, Sil
(20:17:14) Rosette_Contrail: I can't eat almonds. ._.
(20:17:20) Rosette_Contrail: I think I'm allergic to them.
(20:17:23) Nellie_O.: I think I'll also get you a hazelnut one, because that's really good too
(20:17:42) Silieth: Oh god.
(20:17:45) Silieth: I love you right now.
(20:17:46) Silieth: lol
(20:17:49) Trip: Get her a...What was it...Lavender something or other...
(20:17:56) Nellie_O.: It tastes like Ferrero Rocher but at like 1/3 the cost
(20:18:02) Trip: Wtf is it called...
(20:18:07) Nellie_O.: Yeah they have lavender-infused chocolate. It was gross
(20:18:27) Silieth: Ferrero Rocher is real good too. And tolberone.
(20:18:28) Nellie_O.: I think its probably better for people with morning sickness. "Here, now there's only a 2/3 chance you'll see it again!"
(20:18:34) Nellie_O.: Sili.
(20:18:36) Trip: There's one called like a Lavender Ribbon or some shit, though.
(20:18:39) Nellie_O.: You are speakin' my language.
(20:18:55) Rosette_Contrail: I rather liked those chocolate oranges...
(20:19:15) Luc: so guys... I got a great feeling about tihs comic already
(20:19:16) Silieth: It is the language of most women. lol
(20:19:23) Nellie_O.: :3
(20:19:31) Sabata_McCloud: Yeah, so what are you doing speaking it?
(20:19:46) Silieth: Shut up before I smack you with my enormous dick.
(20:19:53) Nellie_O.: o.o
(20:20:03) Silieth: My sister, who is ten, likes chili chocolate. Which she had when she was like six.
(20:20:06) Silieth: It was weird.
(20:20:10) Sabata_McCloud: Bitch, I'm half-fox. I'd like that and you know it.
(20:20:27) Rosette_Contrail: That is the original chocolate. Aztecs had chocolate with chili powder added for some reason.
(20:20:29) Silieth: She ate all of my ex's chocolate... He was only mildly displeased, though, because she was adorable.
(20:20:46) Luc: chocolate with chili is actually fairly good
(20:21:08) Sabata_McCloud: Chocolate with beer is awful.
(20:21:16) Silieth: I didn't like it very much, because it was dark chocolate. And I need milk with dark chocolate.
(20:21:21) Silieth: Sab's dumb.
(20:21:25) Silieth: Why would you even.
(20:21:32) Luc: chocolate flavored beer is horrible
(20:21:34) Sabata_McCloud: It was a specialty beer that was on sale and I wanted to try it!
(20:21:46) Silieth: Cotton candy vodka is awesome.
(20:21:48) Silieth: Get that instead.
(20:21:53) Nellie_O.: WHAT
(20:21:55) Nellie_O.: That's a thing?
(20:21:56) Sabata_McCloud: And I regretted every minute of it because I'm pretty sure the sale of that violates several parts of the Geneva Agreements!
(20:21:59) Silieth: Yup. c:
(20:22:04) Nellie_O.: Man, now I know what to drink on my birthday
(20:22:11) Silieth: Also like marshmallow and chocolate and a bunch of shit.
(20:22:14) Trip: What was it...skittle vodka?
(20:22:19) FW_Command: Wild Cynergi used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(20:22:20) Silieth: Hold on, I'll link you the brand... if I can find it.
(20:22:22) Silieth: No, Trip.
(20:22:23) Nellie_O.: Oh my fucking god
(20:22:30) Trip: We get skittle vodka.
(20:22:31) Rosette_Contrail: http://i.imgur.com/JaESL.jpg
(20:22:40) Trip: S'fuckin' shit.
(20:22:46) Trip: Well, I think so.
(20:22:52) Trip: I'd rather just eat skittles.
(20:23:12) Silieth: This is the brand I had.
(20:23:47) Nellie_O.: Oh man. It's on.
(20:23:50) FW_Command: Wild Yurothehotot fainted! (Timeout)
(20:23:56) Nellie_O.: My birthday is in like 11 days.
(20:23:58) Silieth: It's awesome.
(20:24:12) Silieth: It's also delicious as fuck with Hawaiian Punch.
(20:24:27) Nellie_O.: Aw. AW. That sounds SO GOOD
(20:24:33) Luc: i wanna try blue rasberry vodka some time
(20:24:35) Silieth: :>
(20:24:38) Sabata_McCloud: And then Mina could only drink one shot before she passes out.
(20:24:43) Dracco_Knightblade: *Derps*
(20:24:44) Silieth: lol
(20:24:50) Nellie_O.: I can do more than that :c
(20:24:57) Sabata_McCloud: Oh sorry. One and a half.
(20:25:00) Silieth: I was tipsy after one glass that was mostly punch. lol
(20:25:00) Nellie_O.: You've never gotten drunk with me Saaaaaaab you don't know
(20:25:09) Cynergi: *derps the derpy drake*
(20:25:22) Dracco_Knightblade: *Derps the sexy-cyn*
(20:25:26) Qaja: Oh no. I'mma have to deal with your birthday?
(20:25:33) Nellie_O.: Yes. You are.
(20:25:44) Qaja: Jäger all around.
(20:25:44) Trip: UK early, Qa'a.
(20:25:48) Qaja: For me, at least.
(20:25:55) Nellie_O.: wooooo
(20:26:17) Cynergi: *re-derps Dracco*
(20:27:33) Rosette_Contrail: Mm, Baileys.
(20:27:42) Silieth: ohgodmudslide
(20:27:57) Trip: I remember downing that with a friend before...
(20:28:15) Trip: S'not bad, but the after-taste...uch.
(20:28:15) FW_Command: Wild Natannis used Teleport! It got away!
(20:28:17) Sabata_McCloud: Irish carbombs are pretty awesome.
(20:28:25) FW_Command: Wild Natannis appears!
(20:28:35) Rosette_Contrail: Well, it is cream based. Milk rarely works with alcohol.
(20:28:36) Trip: Don't let the IRA hear, we don't need them thinking you praised their work.
(20:28:51) Trip: Even still, the after-taste seems like it could be fixed.
(20:28:56) Rosette_Contrail: I think the cream of Baileys can curdle if you put cheap vodka in it, so go for the good stuff if you want a good mudslide.
(20:28:57) Trip: It just needs something to null it out.
(20:28:57) Luc: mocie
(20:28:59) Luc: moxie*
(20:29:08) Dracco_Knightblade: Tease...
(20:29:32) Sabata_McCloud: I dunno about that, Rose. It curdles when it's mixed with Guinness.
(20:29:45) Rosette_Contrail: ...I'd imagine
(20:29:54) Trip: Gee, I wonder why.
(20:30:01) Trip: Couldn't be the mixing with pisswater.
(20:30:11) Rosette_Contrail: Nope.
(20:30:24) Cynergi: *yawns and stretches*
(20:30:28) Trip: Tennants, my friend. You want a good lager? Tennants.
(20:30:30) Rosette_Contrail: Get some proper high quality vodka you cheap fuck.
(20:30:31) Sabata_McCloud: I was drunk, I didn't really taste it very much anyway. Shut up.
(20:30:39) Sabata_McCloud: Also it was a sports bar.
(20:30:51) FW_Command: Wild Dracco_Knightblade used Teleport! It got away!
(20:30:51) Trip: ...Uh-huh?
(20:30:54) Rosette_Contrail: I still wanna try Blue Moon.
(20:30:57) Trip: Tennants sponsers sports teams.
(20:31:01) Sabata_McCloud: Blue Moon's pretty awesome.
(20:31:20) Sabata_McCloud: Yeah, but do you have any idea how expensive import beers are in bars?
(20:31:35) Rosette_Contrail: I've seen it at the store but it's pretty expensive. And most are the seasonal types instead of just plain Blue Moon.
(20:31:36) Trip: Do you have any idea wtf you're missing out on?
(20:31:56) Sabata_McCloud: I just got a job yesterday, goddammit. I'm a broke college student at the moment.
(20:32:00) Trip: Get your Tennants, enjoy that lager and watch the football.
(20:32:24) Trip: You petulant piece of vermin pus.
(20:32:46) Sabata_McCloud: A single glass of Boston Lager was $6. I can't even imagine how expensive Tennants would be.
(20:32:48) FW_Command: Wild Cynergi used Teleport! It got away!
(20:33:15) Trip: Fucking...get money, then we'll work some shit out somehow.
(20:33:32) Silieth: Get here and I'll buy everyone alcohol.
(20:34:00) Trip: Deal.
(20:34:02) Sabata_McCloud: I will have money eventually. Hopefully by the time AC3 comes out at least. >.>
(20:34:28) Rosette_Contrail: Might wanna save up for the good stuff then before going to a bar.
(20:34:56) Sabata_McCloud: I don't go to bars very often anyway. I've only been to one a couple of times and that was after we'd been drinking beforehand.
(20:35:14) Silieth: Acquire money, come see me.
(20:35:41) Rosette_Contrail: My brother drinks Heineken... not sure about that.
(20:35:53) Trip: Go forth and drink good shit, Sab.
(20:36:24) FW_Command: Natannis is now known as (Tannis|Shower).
(20:36:24) Trip: Sili, if I get some luck next week, I should be able to save money pretty quickly.
(20:36:44) Sabata_McCloud: You finally got that job with the brothel, Trip?
(20:37:00) Trip: Bitches be lovin' dat dino cawk.
(20:37:44) Silieth: I was talking to Sab, but you too Trip.
(20:38:07) Sabata_McCloud: And you know I'm going to.
(20:38:21) Trip: You're going to love the dino cawk?
(20:38:31) Trip: Well balls, I didn't expect you to be a patron.
(20:38:32) Sabata_McCloud: No, I'm going to get money and visit Sili.
(20:38:43) Trip: Oh. That's cool, too.
(20:40:09) Rosette_Contrail: He's a fox. I'm sure he'd love for you to beat him to death with your massive penis.
(20:40:44) Trip: Word.
(20:41:16) Silieth: Who wouldn't, really?
(20:41:44) Trip: Weird people.
(20:41:54) Rosette_Contrail: Good point.
(20:43:30) FW_Command: Wild Luc fainted! (Timeout)
(20:43:30) FW_Command: Wild Celi fainted! (Timeout)
(20:43:40) Sabata_McCloud: It's funny because furfags are talking about "weird people".
(20:43:58) Trip: Bitch.
(20:44:02) Trip: I have scales.
(20:44:22) Trip: Even though I'm pretty sure dinos would be more hide-like...
(20:44:23) Sabata_McCloud: I can tie my own shoes.
(20:45:14) Trip: Furfag. Scales. No comrendo.
(20:45:23) Trip: comprendo*
(20:45:32) Sabata_McCloud: You comprendo just fine, dickface.
(20:46:09) Trip: Hablo Espanoil, por favor?
(20:46:33) Rosette_Contrail: Woo, feathers.
(20:46:34) Sabata_McCloud: Si, hablo un poco espanol.
(20:47:00) Trip: Sab es el poyo loco.
(20:47:05) Sabata_McCloud: I don't know how to do the stupid wavy line over the n and I don't feel like looking it up, so suck it.
(20:47:53) Rosette_Contrail: Sabata tiene cara de pene.
(20:48:03) Sabata_McCloud: I do not!
(20:48:16) Trip: Si, hombre.
(20:51:07) Sabata_McCloud: You guys are dicks. That is all.
(20:51:38) Trip: No, hombre, you like dicks!
(20:52:14) Sabata_McCloud: Don't call me "hombre", titbitch.
(20:52:53) Rosette_Contrail: Sabata: "Lo quiero gigante pene."
(20:53:49) Sabata_McCloud: I thought the adjective went after the noun.
(20:53:55) Sabata_McCloud: I don't remember, I sucked at Spanish.
(20:54:02) Rosette_Contrail: "Sucked."
(20:54:25) Rosette_Contrail: That's how he got that A.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Children]
(22:29:02) FW_Command: Wild Nester_Delgado appears!
(22:29:36) Nester_Delgado: >.> <.<
(22:30:40) Rosette_Contrail: Should just say Good Nicktoons.
(22:30:43) Nester_Delgado: -tip toes around-
(22:33:13) Rosette_Contrail: *Slowly holds a giant red exclamation mark on a wire over Nester's head.*
(22:33:37) Nester_Delgado: Crap.
(22:33:54) Azhtek: http://imgur.com/a/lZBN1
(22:34:33) Nester_Delgado: Hey all. Yeah, I'm not usually on at this time.
(22:35:51) Samael: o.o
(22:36:08) Rosette_Contrail: What's up Nes?
(22:36:14) Celi: Murderface doesn't have curly hair.
(22:36:34) Rosette_Contrail: Is what I'm trying to say once this bloody browser STOPS FREEZING. >:C
(22:38:30) Nester_Delgado: I think those are pretty Damn good cosplay representations. Anyway, I'm house sitting tonight which is code for babysitting.
(22:39:55) Rosette_Contrail: Ah. Yay children.
(22:41:01) Nester_Delgado: Yep. He's a good kid, so it's not too bad.
(22:41:43) Rosette_Contrail: Just needs a bit of pepper.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Tantrum]
(21:06:37) Kiruru: What happens when you listen to dubstep
(21:06:39) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(21:06:45) Samael blinks, shakes his head, and takes another dragon toke.
(21:06:53) Trip: FUCK YOUR DUBSTEP.
(21:06:53) Nellie_O.: Hey Rosie.
(21:07:01) Trip: TABLES WILL SUFFER SUCH INJUSTICE.
(21:07:05) Samael: S'not dubstep, motherfucker.
(21:07:15) Trip: Not you, Ru.
(21:07:18) Rosette_Contrail: Hello Nelina. I see Trip is throwing a tantrum again.
(21:07:23) Samael: Wait, wait.
(21:07:28) Samael chuckles.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Giant Tits and Stories]
(22:03:45) Rosette_Contrail: Katixa takes the cake for cute period. All her characters are.
(22:04:02) Samael: I... love tits.
(22:04:04) Bellatrix: It looks amazing <3 bought one for me, a blue one, and one for fen, a maroon one.
(22:04:12) Xander: True and I has one all to myself. Her adorable Tanuki, Flora. :3
(22:04:13) Dracco_Knightblade: I love...lamp
(22:04:27) Bellatrix: ttfn
(22:04:36) Xander: Later Bella? XD
(22:07:08) Rosette_Contrail: Take care Bells.
(22:07:28) Xander: ~Pinches Rose's tush~
(22:07:35) Rosette_Contrail: Everytime I hear Tanuki, I imagine regardless to gender a pair of giant balls.
(22:07:37) Rosette_Contrail: That's it.
(22:07:47) Xander: Hahaa.
(22:08:13) Xander: Well, I can assure you, Flora isn't 'giant balls,' as you eloquently put it. :p
(22:08:34) Samael: Giant tits.
(22:08:38) Samael: Big ones.
(22:08:43) Samael: Flippityfloppity.
(22:08:53) Samael: :3
(22:09:14) Xander: B Cups > All Sam.
(22:09:30) Samael: Depends on what you're doing with them, Xander.
(22:09:31) FW_Command: Wild Natannis appears!
(22:09:45) Samael: Speaking of giant tits: 'sup Tannis? <3
(22:10:03) Trip: Weird timing...
(22:10:03) Dracco_Knightblade: lol
(22:10:13) Samael: I know, right? It's like it was meant to happen.
(22:10:17) Natannis: >.>; I just got home from work.
(22:10:24) Samael: hippyyoda.jpg
(22:10:54) Samael: Tannis, I miss you.
(22:10:56) Samael: ;-;
(22:11:11) Natannis: Awe, I miss you too, Sam. Are you having fun back home?
(22:11:42) Samael: I am, although primarily because I'm just happy. XD
(22:11:51) Rosette_Contrail: He wants to play hacky sack with your giant tits.
(22:12:48) Samael: Is that some weird innuendo for tit-fucking? Because if it's not, then it's wrong.
(22:12:53) Samael:

(22:13:13) Rosette_Contrail: It can be.
(22:13:25) Rosette_Contrail: Instead of using hands and elbows you just use your cock.
(22:14:21) Samael: Well, I'mma go down the street and get a slurpee, and then come back. Tannis, I love you: Don't kill me. <3
(22:14:32) FW_Command: Wild Bellatrix fainted! (Timeout)
(22:14:34) FW_Command: Samael is now known as (AFK_Dave).
(22:14:42) (AFK_Dave) isn't here, man.
(22:15:13) Natannis: xD Oh dear god, I walk away for two minutes.
(22:15:37) Xander: S'your own fault. ~Pinches Natannis's bum~
(22:20:54) Natannis: D:
(22:21:20) Natannis: *Tail swish* S'cuse me, I barely know you.
(22:21:25) Dracco_Knightblade: anyways
(22:21:41) Azhtek: -Pinches Atan's ass.-
(22:21:43) Dracco_Knightblade: awesome Al is awesome
(22:21:46) Xander: ~Grins~
(22:23:53) Rosette_Contrail: That's exactly what rape panna wants.
(22:24:32) Xander: Hey, hey. It's Surprise Sex Panna. Rape Panna was my father.
(22:24:46) Rosette_Contrail: You actually knew him?
(22:25:02) Dracco_Knightblade: Anyways...
(22:25:05) Xander: No, but I've heard stories.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pink Eye]
(20:06:50) Ookamisuke: I don't reember logging in
(20:06:56) Ookamisuke: Wow. My brain hates me sometimes. *Cries*
(20:07:01) Ookamisuke: Anyways, hello, people!
(20:07:07) Ookamisuke waves whole body in the air like a rag doll.
(20:07:15) Cynergi: >D
(20:09:50) Ookamisuke gives Cyn4ergi an eyeball kiss.
(20:09:54) Ookamisuke is being weird.
(20:10:37) Cynergi: *Grabs her eye* MY EYE! AUGH!
(20:15:15) FW_Command: Online Users: (TehFK), <AFK>_Silieth, Bread_the_classy_canine, Cynergi, Eridor, Kiruru, Luc, Nellie_O., Ookamisuke, Qaja, Trip
(20:15:29) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(20:15:42) Cynergi: Hello, Roseburd
(20:15:49) Rosette_Contrail: Cynergi is gonna get pink eye now.
(20:15:56) Rosette_Contrail: Hallo Cyncanda.
(20:17:47) Cynergi: I surely hope not. *shakes head*
(20:19:15) Bread_the_classy_canine rubs his sore footpaw
(20:19:30) Luc: *dies for the second time today&
(20:20:46) FW_Command: Wild Bread_the_classy_canine used Teleport! It got away!
(20:21:20) Ookamisuke: Cynergi, if you actually get Pink Eye you HAVE to messgae me on FA.
(20:21:21) Ookamisuke: XD![/spoiler]

[spoiler=What This Is]
(18:45:41) Sabata_McCloud: *generic greeting in Sili's general direction*
(18:47:08) Trip: *Generic boot up Sab's ass.*
(18:47:30) Rosette_Contrail: I thought there was already one with permanent residence.
(18:47:41) Trip: No, I remove and replace it regularly.
(18:47:47) Trip: The stick's fixed, though.
(18:49:44) Silieth: I'm tearing skype apart. ;3;
(18:50:03) Sabata_McCloud: Stop that. It didn't do anything to deserve it.
(18:50:10) Trip: You did too.
(18:50:21) Rosette_Contrail: Ah, well... considering he's a fox... thing; there, I suppose it's easy to assume objects have permanent residence in his ass.
(18:50:22) Trip: Sili, it wants to know who the client is.
(18:50:46) Sabata_McCloud: What is in my ass?
(18:51:41) Trip: A stick, a boot, several rubber dicks, a fake fist, a basketball...
(18:52:00) Rosette_Contrail: Today I learned Trip is a Proctologist.
(18:52:14) Trip: Proc...tologist?
(18:52:17) Trip: What this is?
(18:52:31) Rosette_Contrail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorectal_surgery
(18:52:35) Silieth: Excuse Trip, he's a dumbass.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Instruments]
[23:03:36]Rei Kaigo Do you remember my favouritest instrument? o3o
[23:03:45]Rosette Contrail Penis?
[23:03:52]Rosette Contrail It's a woodwind.
[23:03:55]Fauna -Wiggles.-
[23:04:01]Rosette Contrail Lololrofllmao
[23:04:04]Rei Kaigo ~Giggles~
[23:04:09]Rei Kaigo Crazy burd.
[23:04:16]Rei Kaigo No, the violin. :p
[23:04:20]Rosette Contrail x7
[23:04:33]Bark Fauna :3
[23:04:57]Fauna Bark. .w.
[23:04:58]Bark Time to spread those little butt cheeks.
[23:05:04]Fauna W-wha... [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mistakes]
[23:28:31]Corgi of Justice :<
[23:29:01]Rei Kaigo ~Geifs Seth moar coffies~
[23:30:07]Corgi of Justice Geif..the coffee. Did you piledrive it or something?
Riffan has left furrylounge
[23:30:56]Bark Corgeez
[23:30:57]Rei Kaigo The. That's how I make all your coffee. I totally bust out the Hulkamania on it!
[23:31:11]Rei Kaigo Wonders where that
Kiren has left furrylounge
[23:31:20]Rei Kaigo Effin' enter. <.<
[23:31:30]Raegan lol
[23:31:31]Rosette Contrail HE SQUEEZE POT TILL BOIL, THEN... PILEDRIVE WATER THROUGH GROUNDS. IS RUSSIAN PERCOLATOR.
[23:31:34]Rei Kaigo ~Arms thrown up, rolls off of the burd~ I give up.
Tasimo Purnama has left furrylounge
Flow has joined furrylounge
Victoria Popova has left furrylounge
Tommy Wolf has joined furrylounge
[23:32:40]Rosette Contrail *Patpats the panna.* We all make mistakes.
[23:33:13]Rosette Contrail My parents taught me that.
[23:33:16]Rosette Contrail ._.
[23:33:44]Rei Kaigo When they made you, I know. >:3 ♥♥
[23:33:56]Rosette Contrail *Slaps.* That was the joke.
[23:34:07]Flow XD
[23:34:09]Fleeting Blade :I
[23:34:10]Rei Kaigo ~Slapped~ Owie.
[23:34:24]Rosette Contrail ♥[/spoiler]

[spoiler=All The Penis]
[23:39:30]Corgi of Justice What are boobs.
[23:39:41]Rei Kaigo These!
[23:39:53]Rei Kaigo ~Flashes Seth her bewbs in a way no one else would see~
[23:40:20]Taka *Totally saw it. In his mind.* :I
[23:40:21]Corgi of Justice I am summarily disappointed.
[23:40:30]Rei Kaigo D:!!!
[23:40:38]Duneyrr o xo`
[23:40:53]Rei Kaigo ~Has awesome bewbs though.~ 3:
[23:40:56]Jack Tehroo It's OK, Rei. I don't think there's anything you could've done that would've given a different response from him
[23:41:01]Raegan > ->
[23:41:13]Aniqa -gives Dune a leaf, putting it on her nose-
[23:41:17]Corgi of Justice *Sip*
[23:41:34]Rosette Contrail You could kick him in the nuts. That tends to result in no response except exasperated gasping.
[23:41:36]Duneyrr cxo ...
[23:41:39]Rei Kaigo ~Chews on Seth's ear in revenge~
[23:41:46]Rosette Contrail That could be said for everyone with testicles though.
[23:41:58]Duneyrr The Kernel of Justice has no bid'ness with nuts.
[23:42:12]Corgi of Justice Ow.
[23:42:19]Corgi of Justice I am not to be eaten.
[23:42:26]Rei Kaigo ~Omnomnom~
[23:42:55]Taka You're missing a very key point.
[23:42:55]Raegan -Shuffles in next to Dune and just kinda tailscarfs her. Seth, too. Pleased with her new oufit.- :3
[23:42:55]Taka Put creamer in his coffee. *Sagenod.*
[23:43:11]Rosette Contrail What about sugar?
[23:43:22]Rei Kaigo Or Arsenic!?
[23:43:27]Taka Worht a shot--
[23:43:31]Taka Whoa.
[23:43:31]Corgi of Justice :I
[23:43:32]Taka o-o
[23:43:38]Taka Where'd that come from?"
[23:43:39]Raegan >_>
[23:43:44]Rei Kaigo Corgi's like arsenic, right? <w<
[23:43:50]Raegan And maybe some old lace...?
[23:43:54]Rosette Contrail I heard Arsenic was delicious.
[23:43:55]Duneyrr :3!! *Twirls around with her new scarf, all la-de-da about it and bourgeois.* Oh! Ah!
[23:43:57]Taka Dick move, panda. Dick move. -w-
[23:44:00]Rosette Contrail Really kicks drinks up a notch.
[23:44:16]Aniqa ooh! Nice scarf, Dune! -has one like the fourth Doctor's scarf-
[23:44:31]Corgi of Justice Scarves. *u*
[23:44:34]Rei Kaigo Psh. You should know I'm the Queen of Dick by now. ~Tugs firmly on Taka's leash~
[23:44:36]Raegan -Snaps some pics, turns on a large fan.-
[23:44:43]Rei Kaigo Wait. <.<
[23:44:45]Rosette Contrail So you're a slut?
[23:44:50]Mort :I
[23:44:50]Rei Kaigo Dick Moves, Dick Moves!
[23:44:51]Taka *Lands onto his face.* .__.
[23:44:56]Rosette Contrail Nope.
[23:44:59]Rosette Contrail Already said dick.
[23:45:22]Rei Kaigo ~Cries~[/spoiler]

[spoiler=See Because Limos are Really Huge Co-]
(07:09:17) YiffBot: sperminspace is now known as (Spayce).
(07:09:21) (Spayce): Fags
(07:09:33) Rei: Pole smoking dick garage.
(07:09:58) (Spayce): hahahaha Dick garage
(07:10:16) Sycuro: sounds like a porn star name
(07:10:32) (Spayce): If I had a wish, I'd wish for my dick to be shitty after sex
(07:11:05) Sycuro: And Dick Garage in.......Back Door Sluts 9: The sluts fuck back!
(07:11:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Spayce fills his dick garage with many limos.
(07:12:19) (Spayce): NO I DO NOT[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Games]
(07:53:22) nightwolf93: god i want my ps3 so badly
(07:53:24) (Rosette_Contrail): I found once I dropped the 3D emulation from the default settings to a weaker emulator it sped up rather reasonably.
(07:53:37) nightwolf93: i might have to look into it
(07:53:42) nightwolf93: fucking icy hot is keeping me from bed
(07:53:43) Pharun: -Has a PS3-
(07:53:52) nightwolf93: i hate you
(07:53:58) nightwolf93: in a joking way of course
(07:54:07) Pharun: Borderlands 2 is fucking awesome, by the way
(07:54:11) nightwolf93: miss playing zombies online or whatever i please
(07:54:19) (Rosette_Contrail): *Nuzzles the panna.* I'd like a PS3, to round out the collection. I have an Xbox 360 for Gears, I dun give a fuck about fanboys. I'm gonna enjoy ALL the exclusives.
(07:54:32) nightwolf93: have yet to play it. have yet to play the first one either. haven't taken the time
(07:54:45) Pharun: I have an original run pS3 lol. From when they first came out.
(07:54:51) (Rosette_Contrail): Those people who are devout PS/Xbox can suck a horse floppy.
(07:54:54) nightwolf93: i want a 3DS so I can get Kingdom Hearts 3D
(07:55:04) Pharun: I just use my PC to play the Microsoft exclusives :p
(07:55:05) Luc: rose, that isnt much of an insult here
(07:55:08) nightwolf93: wow. nice Pharun. you hack that thing?
(07:55:14) Rei: I don't like the 360, cause I've had 4 die on me. I'll never buy one again.
(07:55:23) Luc: what you should say is suck a human floppy)
(07:55:26) (Rosette_Contrail): I have an original Xbox 360 from when they first came out. Mine hasn't gotten a Red Ring yet, because unlike retards I keep it well ventilated and don't cram it into a tiny suffocating box to melt the motherboard.
(07:55:31) nightwolf93: I just play whatever games I can
(07:55:47) Pharun: I prefer the term "creatively modified"
(07:55:48) nightwolf93: more like, make it special
(07:56:32) Rei: Are you able to play Online, without needing to use a private server or something gay like Hamachi, Pharun?
(07:56:42) Pharun: Somewhat.
(07:56:56) (Rosette_Contrail): Moar like Homochi amirite?
(07:57:34) nightwolf93: i made my psp special
(07:57:41) Rei chuckles and licks Rose's neck. "Silly burd."
(07:57:47) Pharun: Only some games I can get online with, but some go through an additional authentication server, that I can't bypass without having an actual 360. Something about hardware checking, or something gay like that
(07:58:12) Sycuro: is it noticeable if you play certain 360 games to boost your game score?
(07:58:31) ozwot: like viva pinyata?
(07:58:38) nightwolf93: iso's and cso's are my best friends
(07:58:42) Rei: Ah, lame. I loved Borderlands 1. Just get a torrent from Skidrow and enjoy.
(07:58:48) Sycuro: more like CSI
(07:58:51) Pharun: I don't score-whore >.>
(07:59:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Gamerscores are for faggots.
(07:59:14) Rei: ^
(07:59:16) Rei: Truth
(07:59:23) Pharun: Agreeeeeeeeed[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Making People Stuff]
(09:17:04) Vulpes_Proeliator: GODDAMNIT INTERNET! I JUST WANT TO WATCH A LITTLE JUSTICE LEAGUE
(09:17:21) Vulpes_Proeliator: IS THAT TOO MUCH? CAN'T EVEN STAY CONNECT TO THE CHAT?
(09:17:36) Rei: No, it hates you.
(09:18:00) (Spayce): The chat is trying to save you from me.
(09:18:14) Vulpes_Proeliator: Going to try to rape me again?
(09:18:27) Vulpes_Proeliator: Because you can't.
(09:18:34) Vulpes_Proeliator: so ha.
(09:18:37) Vulpes_Proeliator: I'm willing
(09:18:46) Vulpes_Proeliator: so ha
(09:18:56) (Spayce): >.>
(09:19:25) (Spayce) simply hugs him and nuzzles his tummy. "Eventually, I will. Willing or not, I will."
(09:19:57) Rei hands Spayce the Dildo Mace of Anal Tearing +1. "For when you do."
(09:20:43) Vulpes_Proeliator: I'm got an Anal Ring of Tear Resistence +2 so ...
(09:21:19) (Rosette_Contrail): There is a certain point of depravity where willingness declines... and rape begins.
(09:21:21) Rei: That's okay, +1s can over come +2s with ease if you know what you're doing.
(09:22:28) Vulpes_Proeliator gets ready for the next string of comments to come out of order
(09:22:50) (Spayce) takes the Dildo Mace of Anal Tearing. blinks and looks at it, throws it away. "I'm going to go natural on him." he smiles softly up at the fox.
(09:22:51) Vulpes_Proeliator: No they can't
(09:23:14) Vulpes_Proeliator: Because
(09:23:21) Vulpes_Proeliator: I'm the dungeon master
(09:23:38) Vulpes_Proeliator: the dungeon is my anus
(09:24:03) Vulpes_Proeliator had like six Error: Connection status: 0 trying to get that through
(09:24:18) (Rosette_Contrail): A heads up, if you ever have to cross a formula 1 racetrack for some reason... don't get hit.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM249sR6xBM)
(09:25:12) (Rosette_Contrail): 54 seconds in, right side of the screen, nice slow motion shot of a guy torn in half flipping through the air.
(09:25:38) Vulpes_Proeliator: Seven
(09:25:45) Rei: Niiiiice~
(09:26:17) YiffBot: Vulpes_Proeliator has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(09:26:33) Rei: And that was number 8!
(09:26:33) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm surprised it's on Youtube and not like... Best Gore or something. Must not be high quality enough. Or it's foreign so they didn't manage to catch it.
(09:28:28) Rei: Skype needs a better group management system. :/
(09:28:30) YiffBot: Vulpes_Proeliator logs into the Chat.
(09:28:44) Vulpes_Proeliator: Oh great. A video. Thanks, Rose.
(09:29:06) (Rosette_Contrail): What I do? :C
(09:29:30) Vulpes_Proeliator: I've been complaining about my connection.
(09:31:42) (Rosette_Contrail): I can't help posting fascinating video footage of some dude getting snuffed on a race track for the morbidly curious out there. It's like, woah... this is something the internet must know about.
(09:32:22) Vulpes_Proeliator: Don't make me stuff
(09:33:10) YiffBot: greywolf18 logs into the Chat.
(09:33:15) (Spayce): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0RQ8LCGfT0 This makes me wonder
(09:33:21) (Spayce): Did the guy in the car win the race?
(09:33:27) (Rosette_Contrail): But it's so easy to make people stuff. :C
(09:33:37) (Spayce): +ATLEAST 450 points for the combo
(09:33:54) YiffBot: Oogie enters the channel.
(09:34:00) Rei: Hahaa. I saw that on Tosh.0. Fucking hilarious.
(09:34:16) (Rosette_Contrail): It's like a live reenactment of Dead Rising in the car park.
(09:34:23) Vulpes_Proeliator: Noooooo, not more videos!
(09:34:38) Vulpes_Proeliator: I'm going to cry.
(09:34:46) (Rosette_Contrail): The icing on the cake would be if the driver turned on his windshield wipers.
(09:34:55) Vulpes_Proeliator: DON'T YOU MAKE ME CRY!
(09:35:07) (Spayce) licks fox tears.

(09:43:53) (Rosette_Contrail): Holy hell.
(09:44:04) (Rosette_Contrail): He does a flip and like Superman flies away off screen.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EZ0_Lo9fGQ)
(09:44:08) (Rosette_Contrail): MY PEOPLE NEED ME.
(09:44:25) Rei: HAHAA!
(09:44:57) (Spayce): LOL[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Finnish Panna]
(11:23:14) Rei: Rose, Rose! You know how me or other people will use Panna instead of Panda? XD
(11:23:30) (Rosette_Contrail): *Squints and focuses really hard on Rei. Wiggles fingers at.*
(11:23:46) Rei: Nono. Not ponies.
(11:24:02) Rei: Get this. A Finnish chick just told me what it means over there. XD
(11:24:05) YiffBot: Josef logs into the Chat.
(11:24:06) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is attempting to psionically manipulate the panna.*
(11:24:19) Rei: Panna = Fuck in Finnish. XD
(11:24:44) (Rosette_Contrail): *Succeeds in unzipping his pants.* Goddamnit.
(11:24:51) Batboy8189: what Finnish chick? o.o
(11:25:04) (Rosette_Contrail): My gutterbrain has failed me again.
(11:25:07) Rei: ~Now left in just his boxers~ o.o
(11:25:17) (Cora): *licks her lips suggestively*
(11:25:26) Rei: A chick I know in Finland. That Finnish chick.
(11:25:26) YiffBot: Yforum - Private Lesbian Yiffs > Re: A new beginning (for primus21 and me)
(11:25:36) Batboy8189: okay
(11:25:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Since when did FC get a sex change?[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Skype Frustrations and Names]
(15:50:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Skype.
(15:50:08) (Rosette_Contrail): What r u doin
(15:50:09) (Rosette_Contrail): Skype.
(15:50:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Stahp.
(15:50:17) Rei: You gonna get kinky on cam for Roseburd?
(15:50:27) (Eridor): If Skype's giving you so much trouble, why not use Skype instead?
(15:50:38) Rei: You are.
(15:50:58) Rei: ~Creeper mode activated~ Please do. <w<
(15:51:15) Rei: Aww.
(15:51:16) (Spayce): I can't pay attention to Rei's butt becouse of her voice X3
(15:51:20) (Rosette_Contrail): She would be if the bubble butt bitch bothered to add me. >:C
(15:51:43) Rei: I know Spayce. I can't cuddles you 'cause her adorableness is just soo... Squee!
(15:52:03) shadowwrath: Oh damn getting mad rose?
(15:52:17) (-Ty-): I can has skype too?
(15:52:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Goddamnit.
(15:50:51) YiffBot: Error: Connection status: 0
(15:52:26) Rei: Fail.
(15:52:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Fucking hell yes, I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it ANYMORE.
(15:52:50) Rei: I would have a cam if I could find the USB cable for my digital camera. 3:
(15:52:59) (-Ty-): Did you just quote Network?
(15:53:01) (Rosette_Contrail): *Kicks Rei in the pancreas.*
(15:53:23) Rei: ~Dies of a ruptured pancreas~ x.o
(15:53:41) Rei: Nope, restarting the feed didn't work. 3:
(15:53:49) YiffBot: Gadget is now broadcasting their webcam! Click their name in the Online Users list then View Webcam to watch!
(15:53:52) (Eridor) wonders how that is possible. Hasn't Wilford Brimley got along just fine without a pancreas?
(15:54:04) Rei: Yes!
(15:54:08) (Rosette_Contrail): *Plus massive internal bleeding. Because you see, she fucking straight up used those foot talons to cut him open like a pig and physically kick pancreas.*
(15:54:10) Rei: No.
(15:54:18) (Rosette_Contrail): *his*
(15:54:25) (Rosette_Contrail): his
(15:54:28) (Rosette_Contrail): dsfasdfgsdfgd
(15:54:28) shadowwrath: Be back later
(15:54:29) Rei: Rose, Spayce. We should all team up to molesterape her. <w<
(15:54:36) (-Ty-): DSFAERGEG
(15:54:36) (Rosette_Contrail): BRAIN WHY YOU FORGET WORDS.
(15:54:38) YiffBot: shadowwrath logs out of the Chat.
(15:54:40) (Spayce): Nope
(15:54:42) (Spayce): <.<
(15:54:46) Gadget: I vote no
(15:54:48) Rei: Why not Spayce?
(15:54:49) (Spayce): I'll molesterape you bro.
(15:54:50) (Spayce): >.>
(15:54:56) (Rosette_Contrail): GADGET
(15:55:02) (Spayce): My paw
(15:55:06) Rei: Hmm. Molesterape me, while Rose and I molesterape her?
(15:55:06) Gadget: Rose!
(15:55:09) (Rosette_Contrail): I got Spyke up.
(15:55:13) (Rosette_Contrail): Sykpe.
(15:55:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuckit.
(15:55:20) Rei: XD
(15:55:20) Gadget: Awwww
(15:55:25) (Rosette_Contrail): That talking thing.
(15:55:31) Gadget: I don't wanna type my skype name
(15:55:32) (Rosette_Contrail): ADD ME.
(15:55:35) Gadget: So I'll just say it
(15:55:43) (Rosette_Contrail): I already asfsdgf
(15:55:44) Rei: See. Rose's Sykpe is sucky compared to my Skype.
(15:55:48) Rei: o.o
(15:55:51) (Rosette_Contrail): My Skype name is Rosette_Contrail.
(15:55:59) Rei: How about you just add me. Easier. ATimeLord
(15:56:04) (Spayce): Gadget's skype name is GrannyMane
(15:56:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Now add me you ginormous vagina.
(15:56:10) (Spayce): :3
(15:56:16) Rei: :3
(15:56:22) Rei: Okay, spell your name out for me.
(15:56:29) (Spayce): S
(15:56:30) (Spayce): P
(15:56:31) (Spayce): A
(15:56:32) (Spayce): Y
(15:56:33) (Spayce): c
(15:56:34) (Spayce): E
(15:56:37) Rei: <.<
(15:56:42) Rei: ~Nips Spayce's neck~
(15:56:48) Gadget: Spayce
(15:56:53) Gadget: Can you do me a favor?
(15:57:00) Gadget: I need you.... to sleep with a wild boar
(15:57:04) (Spayce) moans like a bitch in heat. "You... I think you're the only one who dares to do that.."
(15:57:05) Rei: XD
(15:57:11) (Spayce): A wat bro.
(15:57:14) Rei: I dare to do a lot.
(15:57:18) Gadget: A wild pig
(15:57:34) Gadget: I want an excuse to say pigs.... iiin... spayyyyyyyce
(15:57:36) (-Ty-): Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias.
(15:57:46) Rei: YES!
(15:57:49) (Spayce): >.> lol
(15:57:57) Rei: Fuck yeah. <w<[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dig Dig Dig]
(06:43:25) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(06:43:25) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(06:43:25) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(06:43:25) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It burrowed its way underground! (Left Channel)
(06:43:38) Box: Rose is a backhoe tractor
(06:43:46) Kerith: That was impressive.
(06:43:47) Kerith: xD
(06:44:13) Luc: so... rose recieves anal for money?
(06:44:39) Box: Yes
(06:44:49) Box pelvic thrust
(06:59:42) FW_Command: Wild Rosette_Contrail used Dig! It emerged from the ground! (Entered Channel)
(07:00:05) Rosette_Contrail: God damnit that's not funny. :C[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mean Teases]
(01:57:54) Fen: rose.
(01:58:48) Rosette_Contrail: Hallo Fenslof.
(02:00:23) Fen: Bella is being mean to me.
(02:00:47) Bellatrix: am not >.> Even if I am, its my job :3
(02:01:33) Bellatrix: (whispers) *murs contently and curls her palm down your creased jeans gently over your light bulge with a light chuckle*
(02:15:05) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Bellatrix) Whoops?
(02:15:18) Bellatrix: (whispers) It happens XD
(02:15:35) Bellatrix: (whispers) Tghoouuuuughhhh im not quite sure how other than the usual fatigue
(02:16:06) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Bellatrix) x7 At least you aren't freaking out over it. Maybe you clicked the wrong name in chat for the auto /msg [name] thing, that could work since my name is right above his.
(02:16:25) Bellatrix: (whispers) Sooomething like that I am sure n.n
(02:16:39) Rosette_Contrail: I noticed. She just miswhispered her "Meanness" to me. x7
(02:16:44) Rosette_Contrail: (whispers to Bellatrix) Mhm.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Trout and Multipass]
(21:32:08) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): Look at you and your silly attempts to seem victorious. You're so silly.
(21:32:31) MangozRUs: Lawl, dont failtroll.
(21:32:38) (Blue): -pokes logan-
(21:32:49) YiffBot: Kiruru has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:32:53) ZeakNato: he hasn't a single character. he's not here to play. he's only here to troll
(21:33:03) (KorPin): we keep replying to gather more information to get you kicked off... its just a matter of time befor the admins wake up from their beauty sleep...
(21:33:09) YiffBot: (KorPin) leaves the channel.
(21:33:09) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): I love how I'm kinda counter trolling you. Making you try to point out how I'm "mad". Like I said I don't get mad at people like you =\
(21:33:31) YiffBot: (KorPin) enters the channel.
(21:33:48) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara logs into the Chat.
(21:33:51) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara is now known as (Rosette_Contrail).
(21:33:58) (KorPin): you know what this means... troll plus troll =......
(21:34:01) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): Hello Rosette~
(21:34:03) YiffBot: (KorPin) is now known as (TrolFwa).
(21:34:15) (Blue): hi rose
(21:34:18) (TrolFwa): TROLFWA THE EVER TROLLING!
(21:34:19) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh boy.
(21:34:26) (TrolFwa): going to FWAK YOU!
(21:34:28) (Rosette_Contrail): *Popcorns.*
(21:34:32) YiffBot: (Eridor) logs out of the Chat.
(21:34:37) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): lol Silly birdy
(21:35:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn, I want a refund on this ticket. The movie is almost over. :C
(21:35:18) (Rosette_Contrail): I missed all the good parts. *Throws popcorn at the screen.*
(21:35:26) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): It wasn't very good Rose =/ I've seen better
(21:35:58) ZeakNato: I could citizen fear puke
(21:36:13) (Rosette_Contrail): Still! Even a shitty movie has good parts that are considered slightly less shitty in comparison to the rest of it. It's crucial to view those lest the whole thing be a giant pile of nothing.
(21:36:48) (Rosette_Contrail): But yes, hallo hallo.
(21:37:06) YiffBot: (Blue) leaves the channel.
(21:37:07) ZeakNato: [HuegassPicsa]
(21:37:09) (TrolFwa): nice... i want that for holloween...\
(21:37:12) (Rosette_Contrail): That's totally fascinating bro.
(21:37:28) YiffBot: (Blue) enters the channel.
(21:38:09) (Rosette_Contrail): It's so fascinating that leaving it up in the chat is in danger of breaking our interest levels and causing chat death due to everyone being really interested in something that's real fuckin neato. So mind deleting it before that happens? :7
<Zeak deletes image at this time.>
(21:38:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Cheers.
(21:38:41) (Chesh//Typin'stuff) is unaffected by pics, has no idea why everyone else is.
(21:38:48) YiffBot: Toutatis logs into the Chat.
(21:38:55) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is doing that passive aggressive thing.*
(21:39:04) Toutatis: Evening peopls
(21:39:09) YiffBot: (TrolFwa) is now known as (KorPin).
(21:39:11) Rizumai: slurp
(21:39:20) (KorPin): *bounces around and nests*
(21:39:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Evening Trout.
(21:39:36) ZeakNato: *yawns*
(21:39:39) (Chesh//Typin'stuff) notices Rosettes passive aggressiveness. know she does that often.
(21:39:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Whoops, autocorrect.
(21:39:41) YiffBot: Cjakket logs into the Chat.
(21:39:42) Toutatis: Trout?
(21:39:54) (Blue): -pokes cj with a stick-
(21:39:55) Toutatis: *Chuckles* No worries Rosette
(21:40:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Or maybe I did it on purpose cuz your name is so close. :7
(21:40:12) (Rosette_Contrail): It's my mental autocorrect because I hate making typos.
(21:40:16) (KorPin): >===}}}*> trout?
(21:40:19) Toutatis: *floops around* Nuuuuuu! I'm not a fish!
(21:41:00) (Blue): -throws a harpoon through toutatis-
(21:41:00) (Chesh//Typin'stuff): Troutatis
(21:41:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Goddamnit.
(21:41:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuckin.
(21:41:26) YiffBot: Characters - ZeakNato has created a new character Pleia Stanford
(21:41:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Asfgsfd.
(21:41:48) Toutatis: *Gives Rosette a hug*
(21:42:12) Cjakket ejaculates bath salts.
(21:42:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Google needs to cease and desist on auto entering the moment I type in the first or second letter of what I want to search for. Like it instantly stops letting me type shit and gives me results on the letter P or PA.
(21:42:34) YiffBot: Characters - ZeakNato has updated their character Pleia Stanford
(21:42:45) (Blue): -dose though slats of baths-
(21:43:01) YiffBot: ZeakNato is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(21:43:09) (KorPin): *pecks at cheshire's head*
(21:43:23) MobiBot: Trixie_Vixie❤ has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:43:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Every bloody time. It makes me so mad... I want to give it really stern, scathing criticism and take my business elsewhere.
(21:43:31) (Chesh//Typin'stuff) shoos away the bird, she's begun typing again
(21:43:32) Toutatis: So what is everyone up to might I ask?
(21:43:46) Toutatis: Try Bing Rosette
(21:43:49) (Rosette_Contrail): Korpin Dallas multipass.
(21:43:55) YiffBot: lukolei logs into the Chat.
(21:43:58) (KorPin): *sad bird hops away... slowly...*
(21:44:03) (KorPin): lol[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mexican Pandas and Whores]
(22:08:36) [Calibur] picks up a panda, throws a panda.
(22:08:42) (Blue): -sits on bellas head- whats up hunn?
(22:08:43) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): 1600OLDCUNT
(22:08:48) YiffBot: Characters - Cheshire Cat has updated their character Blithe Perkins
(22:08:49) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): hehehe
(22:08:51) Kirna: *Catches a panda.*
(22:08:52) (Rei|WoW): ~Alters his weight... goes no where~
(22:08:59) Rizumai: lemme dig it up
(22:08:59) Kirna: Oh...
(22:09:00) Rizumai: onse sec
(22:09:01) Annabella tosses Blue into a wall. "I'm good how are you?"
(22:09:01) Kirna: :<
(22:09:10) (Rosette_Contrail): *Rolls the panda over to Kirna.*
(22:09:17) (Rei|WoW): ...
(22:09:17) (Blue): im good
(22:09:23) (Rei|WoW): ~Can be rolled however.~ x.x
(22:09:23) (Rosette_Contrail): This is the logical solution. He even has the right avatar.
(22:09:29) [Calibur] says a word that is racially insensitive to pandas.
(22:09:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Rolly rolly panna.
(22:09:42) Kirna: Mudblood.
(22:09:50) (Rei|WoW): Mudblood? o.O
(22:09:54) YiffBot: Rei has returned.
(22:09:54) Rizumai: 1800-592-5499
(22:09:59) Mari_Blackpaw: Ha.
(22:10:12) Kirna: Yes, mudblood.
(22:10:15) Kirna: Mixed.
(22:10:19) Kirna: Black and white.
(22:10:21) Kirna: I don't know!
(22:10:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Oreo.
(22:10:38) Cheshire_Cat: <<-- blaxican?
(22:10:42) [Calibur]: BAMBOO EATING SKANKWHORE
(22:10:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Soccer Ball/Football.
(22:11:10) Rei: I would tell you guys what Red used to call me, but yeah. Nope.
(22:11:25) (Rosette_Contrail): A fucker?
(22:11:30) (Rosette_Contrail): I think he calls everyone that.
(22:11:40) Rei: Well, yeah
(22:11:57) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): bottom cum bucket?
(22:12:03) Mari_Blackpaw thinks Rei is a boner.
(22:12:16) YiffBot: ZeroG logs into the Chat.
(22:12:23) (Rosette_Contrail): *Puts a sombrero on Rei.*
(22:12:26) lukolei: Rei has a boner?
(22:12:27) Rei: Fuck... I have to wait until 1 pm to be able to call and have them do anything about this. o.O
(22:12:45) YiffBot: Knox logs into the Chat.
(22:12:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Now Rei is an everycan. He's White, Black, Asian and Mexican.
(22:13:06) Mari_Blackpaw: No Rei IS a boner.
(22:13:10) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.
(22:13:11) Rei: Wait... What?
(22:13:17) Mari_Blackpaw: Oh well that works.
(22:13:23) Mari_Blackpaw: I would also call that a whore.
(22:13:28) (Rosette_Contrail): *Throws in a Taco.*
(22:14:29) [Calibur]: We're still friends though, Rei. I call all my friends mean panda names.
(22:14:33) [Calibur] shifty eyes.
(22:15:00) Rei: At least my mother wasn't gang banged by all of Noah's ark like your. o.o
(22:15:08) Rei: yours*
(22:15:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Zing.
(22:15:25) YiffBot: Annabella leaves the channel.
(22:15:27) Rizumai: Rei
(22:15:34) Rizumai: you take down that #?
(22:15:46) YiffBot: Knox logs into the Chat.
(22:15:51) Rei: Somewhere... I think. ~Scrolls up~
(22:15:52) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.
(22:16:04) [Calibur]:
(22:16:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey! Don't disrespect Rei. Bein on a ship that long makes a guy lonely. It was a valuable service to ensure the animals remained morally sound for later repopulation and shit.
(22:16:08) Rei: Got it.
(22:16:15) Mari_Blackpaw climbs into the rafters.
(22:16:20) lukolei: hw sucks
(22:16:29) lukolei: Mari, get down here and pleasure your bat!
(22:16:33) YiffBot: SlipknotMaggot33 logs into the Chat.
(22:16:34) lukolei: *snaps fingers*
(22:16:24) YiffBot: Rei is now known as [Renee].
(22:16:38) YiffBot: SlipknotMaggot33 is now known as [Kimi].
(22:16:49) Mari_Blackpaw: Fuck off.
(22:16:51) (Rosette_Contrail): They couldn't fuck each other cuz then there'd be a bunch of baby animals and the boat can't take that many extra passengers.
(22:17:01) lukolei: thats the plan, hurry it up
(22:17:11) [Kimi]: "Ello"
(22:17:13) Mari_Blackpaw: Go fuck your self.
(22:17:18) [Renee]: ~Flutters over to the robin and hugmaybealsogropesalittle~
(22:17:24) (Blue): -noms kimi butt-
(22:17:30) YiffBot: Musiclovingwolf logs into the Chat.
(22:17:32) [Kimi]:
(22:17:40) lukolei: ^_^ *loves teh grumpy Mari*
(22:17:34) YiffBot: Musiclovingwolf is now known as [Myla].
(22:17:47) [Calibur]: Rei: That was racially insensitive to chimera.
(22:17:59) [Renee]: I know, right?
(22:18:05) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is suddenly fluttered onto by a heavy Articuno that isn't too good at flying. Ducks and covers to be safe.*
(22:18:23) Mari_Blackpaw: Haha, Calibur's mother was a whore.(Deleted shortly thereafter.)
(22:18:26) lukolei: whore? where
(22:18:30) [Calibur]: ... she was. v.v
(22:18:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Haha, Calibur's mother was a whore.
(22:18:39) [Kimi]: ((My foot finally stopped hurting blue...now it just fucking hurts...))
(22:18:44) (Rosette_Contrail): And I aint deleting that shit.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nuking Canada and Breast On]
(22:39:09) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh man sorry Renee.
(22:39:12) Knox: Warning. I'm a bit wound up.. ummm...smexually...so If I poke you randomly...sorry.
(22:39:16) [Kimi]: ((Dawwww my brother just brought my puppy here!!!!))
(22:39:17) lukolei: and Kimi's misuse of MY color is getting confusing
(22:39:18) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Tries to join in the preening party on Rosette*
(22:39:23) Mari_Blackpaw: No I am ignoring you.
(22:39:29) lukolei: whys that love?
(22:39:45) [Kimi]: *shrugs as she shall probably just enjoy it* "Thats ok!"
(22:40:04) lukolei: i'm difficult to ignore
(22:40:05) Mari_Blackpaw: Because your a cock.
(22:40:13) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is apparently about to be preened by an excessively flamboyant titmouse.*
(22:40:20) lukolei: more of a bat
(22:40:21) [Renee]: Nah, it's fine... And I think there's some... thing, trying to get close.~ o.o
(22:40:33) lukolei: but I loves my favorite Fossa!!
(22:41:15) YiffBot: DragonHighPriestSharpmind logs into the Chat.
(22:41:21) [Kimi]: ((Gah my puppy is sooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ))
(22:41:28) YiffBot: DragonHighPriestSharpmind leaves the channel.
(22:41:48) lukolei: I was just teasing before *sniffle*
(22:41:59) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Preen preen preen preens*
(22:42:04) Knox: I think i'm going to try to relieve this...tension...then get off here.
(22:42:11) Cjakket: "It shrinks when you press the button at the bottom." Then Damian pressed the button and it shrank. -best line from any rp ever.
(22:42:22) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): Doesn't doing the latter solve the prior?
(22:42:23) lukolei: Knox is gonna fap like a pro!
(22:42:51) YiffBot: Knox has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(22:42:52) YiffBot: [Kimi] leaves the channel.
(22:42:57) Kirna: Cjjjjj :<
(22:43:04) YiffBot: Knox logs into the Chat.
(22:43:09) YiffBot: [Kimi] enters the channel.
(22:43:14) YiffBot: [Kimi] leaves the channel.
(22:43:15) lukolei: teh Kirna approaches
(22:43:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Not that, I meant I'm sorry cuz I just blasted the shit out of Algonquin National Park in Canada and like prolly wiped out Toronto too. I'm playing Mothership Zeta in Fallout 3.
(22:43:25) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.
(22:43:45) lukolei: shes followed by a few Murlocs
(22:43:55) lukolei: aarrrrglgarble
(22:44:05) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): and then Knox and Kimi fucked
(22:44:05) [Renee]: Wait... Algonquin Park is in the MsZ DLC? o.O
(22:44:16) (Rosette_Contrail): I pressed this button and the huge Death Ray aimed at earth, then I pressed another button and it blasted the shit out of an area to the northeast of what looked like Michigan.
(22:44:27) YiffBot: [Gabriel] enters the channel.
(22:44:43) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): Silly canadians, getting blasted
(22:44:51) [Renee]: Oh... ANP is closer to Ottawa/Quebec.
(22:44:56) [Renee]: So, I doubt you hit it.
(22:45:01) Cjakket: Kirnanannana!
(22:45:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Well, I mean you go to the Death Ray control room in the aforementioned Mothership up in space above the earth, and you can shoot the earth with it.
(22:45:39) (Rosette_Contrail): It's a really big explosion.(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101017154829/fallout/images/8/82/Death_ray_blast_area.jpg)
(22:46:00) [Renee]: Big...
(22:46:06) [Renee]: Try massive!
(22:46:16) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): whew, bout 20 minutes away form the blast radius, I'm safe~
(22:46:36) [Renee]: It takes 10 hours of non-stop driving to get from the Ontario/Michigan Border to Ottawa!
(22:46:49) YiffBot: chaoschoir logs into the Chat.
(22:46:56) YiffBot: Knox logs into the Chat.
(22:46:57) YiffBot: chaoschoir is now known as (Tenem).
(22:46:58) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): Though where I'm from is like right on the border of the red line XD
(22:46:58) [Renee]: And that's doing an average of 100 km/h!
(22:47:17) YiffBot: (Tenem) is now known as (Tenem_Afk).
(22:47:25) YiffBot: (Tenem_Afk) leaves the channel.
(22:47:29) [Renee]: I'm just outside of Barrie, Ontario. Like, dead center of the blast pretty much. ;_;
(22:47:30) YiffBot: (Tenem_Afk) enters the channel.
(22:47:39) YiffBot: Knox leaves the channel.
(22:47:39) Cjakket: Kirnananana! why sad face? :<
(22:47:41) [Calibur] socializes with Mari.
(22:47:41) [Renee]: Well, more to the SW of the center.
(22:47:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Here's a video.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX6bI7zcYlo)
(22:47:54) Kirna: Because you are not talking to me.
(22:48:11) Cjakket: I've been a little busy. owo
(22:48:14) [Renee]: They must hate Canada. ;_;
(22:49:15) lukolei: getting ignored but not hit with bricks
(22:49:18) lukolei: times are good
(22:49:21) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Rubs tits against Kirna's cheek*
(22:49:38) [Renee]: I also expected a bigger boom.
(22:50:02) Mari_Blackpaw ignores.
(22:50:03) (Rosette_Contrail): Though I think the actual damage area is a much smaller circle that just reaches Toronto, Sudbury and Ottowa. Looking at the after effects it seems to be a small black crater in the center as the actual damage area with two giant displaced rings of clouds around it extending over Michigan, most of New York and Pennsylvania.
(22:50:10) Kirna: Oh gee. Them's some tittahs.
(22:50:29) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): You know it gurl
(22:50:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Kind of like with giant Nuclear explosions, how rings of clouds extend out from the mushroom cloud.
(22:50:56) [Renee]: Yeah, that focused area actually looks like it's centered right on top of my head. <.<
(22:51:45) lukolei: boobs make me smile
(22:52:04) YiffBot: Knox enters the channel.
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(22:52:18) YiffBot: Characters - ZeroG has created a new character Devon
(22:52:36) YiffBot: Vaps_The_Morph has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:52:40) [Renee]: The Tsar Bomba
(22:53:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Though it's hard to tell cuz the art designers decided to make Earth covered in billions of clouds so you can't really make out much land and coast definition. But you should be able to make out Michigan a bit. Anyways, surprisingly for just blowing the hell out of hundreds of miles of land on Earth and prolly killing thousands of survivors I lost no Karma.
(22:54:28) YiffBot: Logan_Shadowclaw logs into the Chat.
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(22:54:40) lukolei: hmm, things are going poorly tonight
(22:54:58) lukolei: *Continues to dance for teh angry Mari*
(22:55:00) [Renee]: That's... Not right. You should have lost all the karmas. x3
(22:56:14) lukolei: *installs a pole. Starts strippn*
(22:57:00) YiffBot: kalus logs into the Chat.
(22:57:06) [Calibur]: Lukolei, go to bed.
(22:57:27) kalus: Advice of the day: Don't act gay if you ain't.... it confuses us gays...
(22:58:44) kalus: 3 weeks of work to figure out he's just a rather friendly straight guy.... fuck....
(22:58:58) YiffBot: Characters - ZeroG has created a new character Nera
(22:59:32) [Renee]: Advice of the day: Men are far more comfortable with their sexuality now a days, so don't assume they're gay if they act a little like it.
(22:59:37) (Rosette_Contrail): I guess it could be excused that my girl is a retard and doesn't know what fancy Alien mothership buttons do so is blindly pressing stuff until one of those buttons suddenly makes a death ray blow the shit out of earth, resulting in a sort of "...Well fuck. Whoops." kind of reaction there. That and technically the alien mothership killed thousands, even if I just kind of accidentally told it to. So it could fall on the same idea as when followers kill NPC's you would lose karma for killing yourself. Also, the lack of huge boom can be explained by it being in space, where it'd be hard to hear anyways. The fact you even hear the bass drop explosion is impressive.
(22:59:55) lukolei: you go to bed
(22:59:59) lukolei: im not tired
(23:00:04) [Calibur]: Rei acts a little gay because Rei is a little gay.
(23:00:19) kalus: renee, when i'm getting rubbed up against.... yea...
(23:00:31) YiffBot: Characters - ZeroG has updated their character Xero Darkdeath
(23:00:38) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm totally okay with Rei being Lesbian.
(23:01:08) [Renee]: Which Rei are we talking about? Hakushi or Kaigo? o.o
(23:01:21) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Applies boobs to Rosette*
(23:01:25) (Rosette_Contrail): They can both be lesbian.
(23:01:53) (Rosette_Contrail): *Breast on, apply directly to the forehead! Breast on, apply directly to the forehead!*
(23:01:55) YiffBot: kalus leaves the channel.
(23:02:05) YiffBot: kalus enters the channel.
(23:02:09) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Does as the advertisement states*
(23:02:18) YiffBot: Toutatis logs into the Chat.
(23:02:24) (Rosette_Contrail): *Raspies.*
(23:02:47) kalus: whatever, i'm gonna take this as practice and move on.... it's bullshit cause he was rather cute
(23:03:21) lukolei: breast on sounds like something I might need[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Omnisexual]
(23:02:48) Toutatis: And I doth return
(23:03:21) [Renee]: ~Is cuter~
(23:03:51) YiffBot: Cheshire_Cat is now known as [Blithe_Perkins].
(23:04:06) Toutatis: What the hell did I just walk in on? Breast hat?
(23:04:17) (Rosette_Contrail): And lo, Rainbow Troutatis returns to where he spawned upstream.
(23:04:22) kalus: Renee, are you a single gay male at my uni?
(23:04:39) (Rosette_Contrail): To procreate and continue the species.
(23:04:44) YiffBot: ThatGingerFoxGirl logs into the Chat.
(23:04:48) kalus: if not, doesn't factor in
(23:04:52) Toutatis: *Sprays Rosette with his row*
(23:04:58) YiffBot: Characters - Cheshire Cat has updated their character Blithe Perkins
(23:04:59) [Renee]: Single, yes. Gay, no, Omnisexual. At your University, not a chance.
(23:05:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Crikey!
(23:05:12) ThatGingerFoxGirl: I see a Rei.
(23:05:22) ThatGingerFoxGirl: And a Rosie.
(23:05:38) [Renee]: ~Is totally a Wild Articuno at the moment - GYAAOOOOOO!~ o3o
(23:05:42) Toutatis: Renee is such a tease
(23:05:57) kalus: i wouldn't even have minded if he was bi.... but no... didn't even get that chance
(23:06:07) kalus: straight up hetero...
(23:06:19) [Renee]: Do... you even know... what Omnisexual is?
(23:06:34) ThatGingerFoxGirl: Mmnope.
(23:06:41) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): It's like Omnislash, but with your vagina
(23:06:43) Cjakket: I'd assume it means that they'd fuck anything.
(23:06:53) [Renee]: Male, female, human, sentient alien being. Bring it.
(23:07:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Captain Kirk.
(23:07:05) kalus: Omni= all sexual=sexual.... so sexually attracted to everything
(23:07:19) (Rosette_Contrail): Hallo Gingy.
(23:07:20) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): Mono means one and Rail means Rail~
(23:07:21) Cjakket: Beautiful.
(23:07:33) [Renee]: ~Wants the ETs to get here so he can give his baby gravy to sexy alien ladies to give him hybrids~ o3o
(23:07:39) lukolei: i call the big one bitey
(23:07:40) kalus: yes i know omnisexual, pansexual, bisexual, asexual, homosexual, heterosexual, anti-sexual
(23:07:41) YiffBot: devon39 logs into the Chat.
(23:07:46) Cjakket: Anyway, I've worked a days ass of so nini~ o3o
(23:07:47) [Blithe_Perkins]: Tree fucking...
(23:07:45) YiffBot: devon39 is now known as [Devon_Windwhisper].
(23:07:56) Mari_Blackpaw is gettin a new computer on Saturday, and ordering herself a new tablet~!
(23:07:58) [Renee]: Night CJ
(23:08:07) [Blithe_Perkins]: Omni-Sexual.... That's a sexy ass toaster....
(23:08:08) ThatGingerFoxGirl: Dereshush Tree secks?
(23:08:09) Toutatis: Renee I think they would anally probe you first
(23:08:11) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Mari_Blackpaw Yay!
(23:08:16) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): *Wants a Tablet* ; ;
(23:08:16) [Calibur] orders Mari a flower.
(23:08:20) Mari_Blackpaw is upgrading to digital art.
(23:08:25) [Renee]: That's fine, bring it!
(23:08:27) YiffBot: Rei has returned.
(23:08:28) YiffBot: Mari_Blackpaw is now known as (Mari).
(23:08:39) (Mari): [Calibur] o .o
(23:08:43) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Mari_Blackpaw That means you will be able to draw 3D peni!
(23:08:48) [Calibur]: (Mari):
(23:08:50) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): wait probably thinking of the wrong kind of tablet =P
(23:08:51) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): but meh
(23:08:55) Cjakket wants a toaster with hot rod flames on it.
(23:08:58) (Mari): [Devon_Windwhisper] *Facepalm*
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(23:09:01) Rei: Fuck...
(23:09:02) Toutatis: Bravo Rei lol
(23:09:05) Rei: Now I got another boner.
(23:09:05) [Devon_Windwhisper]: (Mari)
(23:09:08) lukolei: can I see said art?
(23:09:13) (Mari): Do you have to ruin every thing?
(23:09:27) [Devon_Windwhisper]: (Mari)I was just joking.....
(23:09:27) Rei: Albeit, those are some twig ass trees. No bark on their trunk. 3:
(23:09:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Link.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Got a Point There]
(23:10:38) (Ginger): Brb, downloading FF. I hate Chrome.
(23:10:51) lukolei: poor Ginger
(23:10:59) [Devon_Windwhisper]: (Mari)I actually still owe you from before ._.
(23:10:59) GlowingSedative: What do you hate about Chrome?
(23:11:06) YiffBot: Rustic logs into the Chat.
(23:11:07) (Ginger): It's slow. xD
(23:11:12) [Calibur] orders Mari a million flowers.
(23:11:13) GlowingSedative: Oh...
(23:11:14) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): Chrome isn't furry enough
(23:11:16) Rei: FF > Everything.
(23:11:16) GlowingSedative: I haven
(23:11:18) (Ginger): And I just don't like it.
(23:11:18) YiffBot: Rustic leaves the channel.
(23:11:30) GlowingSedative: I haven't encountered that.
(23:11:31) YiffBot: Freerefill logs into the Chat.
(23:11:38) Rei: Or Nightly if you have a 64-bit OS.
(23:11:35) YiffBot: Freerefill is now known as [Vix].
(23:11:47) lukolei: my stupid Windows 7 class REQUIRES us to use chrome
(23:11:57) lukolei: its so freaking irritating
(23:11:59) YiffBot: [Vix] is now known as (Vix[Neko_Form]).
(23:12:02) YiffBot: (Vix[Neko_Form]) is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(23:12:06) YiffBot: kalus leaves the channel.
(23:12:08) GlowingSedative: Better that IE.
(23:12:11) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): ^
(23:12:12) YiffBot: (Vix[Neko_Form])❤ leaves the channel.
(23:12:14) (Mari) yawns.
(23:12:14) lukolei: true
(23:12:26) GlowingSedative: Than*
(23:12:32) lukolei: IE is for old people
(23:12:36) YiffBot: Cheshire_Cat has returned.
(23:12:39) Cheshire_Cat: .....
(23:12:48) (Rosette_Contrail): Chrome is like this. It can be hot but it's just not furry.(https://e621.net/post/show/249798/aeromorph-aircraft-airplane-big_breasts-breasts-co)
(23:12:50) [Calibur]: ;(
(23:12:51) Cheshire_Cat: There's a goo that I desperately want to stuff in a bottle. ._.
(23:13:13) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): then stuff up your ass?
(23:13:17) GlowingSedative: ...
(23:13:25) GlowingSedative: No goos here...
(23:13:29) GlowingSedative: >.>
(23:13:30) Cheshire_Cat: Hurrdurr... nope.
(23:13:31) GlowingSedative: <.<
(23:13:32) [Devon_Windwhisper]: o.O
(23:13:40) Cheshire_Cat doesn't do sex... sexy... or sexual.
(23:13:59) (TittieMcFlaunterTits): I figured that was just how you would contain them forever, kinda like being shoved up hitlers ass in hell
(23:14:13) Rei: The fuck Rose... o.O
(23:14:19) lukolei: wtf
(23:14:19) Cheshire_Cat: ...k?
(23:14:30) (Rosette_Contrail): What about asexual Ches? That's a kind of sexual.
(23:14:37) lukolei: I tab back from the lab and now we're shoving something up hitlers ass
(23:14:39) Cheshire_Cat: <_>
(23:14:56) Cheshire_Cat: 3:< No Sexual Rose[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Bad Cook]
(21:36:30) MercFox: -flails and chokes-
(21:36:56) MercFox: Fuckin Tin can....made a cs bomb in the house...by added hot sauce in a hot skillet...
(21:37:02) MercFox: fuck...its hard to breathe
(21:37:31) (Rosette_Contrail): That's science.
(21:37:32) Timber_Wolf: Damn good burger!
(21:37:42) MercFox: Shut it!!![/spoiler]

[spoiler=Voice Acting and Orgasms]
(21:37:59) Gadget: I wanna go for little kid voices
(21:38:07) Gadget: I have a small cute voice
(21:38:09) Batboy8189: she seems like such a cool mom.
(21:38:31) [Devon_Windwhisper]: A little girl or little boy.
(21:38:34) Gadget: .... but I also wanna be in stuff that will embarrass my kids one day....
(21:38:37) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey, I could have claimed you were choking on copious amounts of penis and that you should cut that out.
(21:38:40) Batboy8189: I wonder what career day is like for her kids?
(21:38:42) Gadget: I can do both
(21:38:42) MercFox: I swear...ima kil you timber
(21:38:46) [Devon_Windwhisper]: a porn?
(21:38:51) [Devon_Windwhisper]: lol
(21:38:53) YiffBot: [Ware] is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(21:39:09) Timber_Wolf: Om nom nom capsom
(21:39:10) YiffBot: arron_the_dragon is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(21:39:13) Gadget: Cartoon porn??
(21:39:15) (Zakkie): Hidden sexual messages in kids shows, gadget. Do iiiit.
(21:39:24) Batboy8189: Tara's kids "My mom's Twilight Sparkle!!!"
(21:39:26) Gadget: Oh no... I don't want my face famous ._.;
(21:39:31) [Devon_Windwhisper]: you could voice act for a hentai!
(21:39:33) Gadget: I'll never be able to go out in public again
(21:40:08) Batboy8189: voice acting in hentai
(21:40:09) (Rosette_Contrail): I bet Gadget sounds cute when she's making orgasm noises.
(21:40:09) Silver_Moon: Damn. I can't believe she tweeted that.
(21:40:30) Silver_Moon: I bet she sounds like a dying elephant
(21:40:30) (Zakkie) wouldnt make a good porn star. -shrug-
(21:40:45) (Rosette_Contrail): A cute little baby dying elephant
(21:40:49) (Zakkie): Im too scrawny. l:
(21:40:50) [Devon_Windwhisper]: why zak?
(21:41:02) Silver_Moon: That's having sex?
(21:41:03) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Nah, they have skinny porn stars
(21:41:12) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): omg.... desert punk...
(21:41:13) (Zakkie): I need to workout more. Then maybe....
(21:41:14) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): lmao
(21:41:16) [Ware]❤: Only one part of me would XP
(21:41:23) (Zakkie): Nah
(21:41:42) [Devon_Windwhisper]: They have a fetish for everyone so im sure theres a group of people that would watch a scawny guy in a porn.
(21:41:57) (Zakkie): ._.
(21:42:02) Batboy8189: Kor,
(21:42:07) Batboy8189: whatcha doin
(21:42:18) Silver_Moon: A porn? That sounds wrong. It's porn. Not a porn
(21:42:22) (Zakkie): I wouldnt allow myself to be labeled that though..
(21:42:23) Gadget: Awww thanks Silver :/
(21:42:25) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): watchin an anime called desert punk...
(21:42:49) (KorPin_SaiRauDen): (there is a yahoo group for a fetish... people getting stung in the crotch by bees...
(21:42:52) Gadget: Desert Punk is awesome
(21:42:53) Silver_Moon: I'm kidding Gadget.
(21:43:00) (Zakkie): Nu uh. She sounds cute. ^^
(21:43:16) Gadget: >//> I just sound squeaky
(21:43:20) (Zakkie) squeezes gadget
(21:43:27) Gadget: Squeaky does not always sound like cute
(21:43:31) Silver_Moon: Squeaky is cute
(21:43:38) (Zakkie): I like it..<//<
(21:43:45) [Ware]❤: Japanese seem to think so
(21:43:46) [Devon_Windwhisper]: ^
(21:43:48) Gadget: Yah know... I kinda look and sound like Bernadette
(21:43:49) (Zakkie): So hush..>//<
(21:44:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey Gadget, could you make this sound?(Korean Ahri Death sounds link check it on Youtube fuck.)
(21:44:13) Timber_Wolf: Goes around hugging people
(21:44:25) YiffBot: Catherine logs into the Chat.
(21:44:33) YiffBot: Catherine leaves the channel.
(21:44:38) MercFox: -is washing his face and eyes- fuckin hell....
(21:44:49) [Ware]❤: That's not right Rossette
(21:44:52) Gadget: .....
(21:44:57) Gadget: >/////<
(21:45:47) (Rosette_Contrail): I find it hilarious the death sounds of Korean Ahri sound like some girl getting off.
(21:45:50) YiffBot: Catherine is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(21:46:01) [Ware]❤: Yes, yes they do.
(21:46:06) [Devon_Windwhisper]: (Rosette_Contrail) I do too.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Such a Bad Joke]
(22:09:08) [Devon_Windwhisper]: my mom told me such a bad joke the other day.
(22:09:13) YiffBot: Gadget leaves the channel.
(22:09:29) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Why cant witches get pregnant?
(22:09:37) YiffBot: Gadget enters the channel.
(22:09:40) Timber_Wolf: owo
(22:09:47) Gadget: Why?
(22:09:56) Batboy8189: because they are barren
(22:10:00) Timber_Wolf: Becuse they havent met timber
(22:10:00) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Because there husbands have halloweenies.
(22:10:05) Timber_Wolf:
(22:10:08) Gadget: Haha!
(22:10:11) Timber_Wolf: lol
(22:10:31) Silver_Moon: Ha
(22:10:35) Batboy8189: ASHER
(22:10:37) [Devon_Windwhisper]: was so bad i had to laugh.
(22:10:41) Batboy8189: IF YOU DO A VAMPIRE
(22:10:46) (Zak|Singing_l:): Timber
(22:10:49) Xx_Hakurou_xX: pika pi!
(22:10:54) Batboy8189: do her
(22:10:57) (Asher): AHA! I FOUND IT!
(22:11:04) (Zak|Singing_l:): I fucking died laughing..XD
(22:11:04) Timber_Wolf: what zak?
(22:11:09) YiffBot: Kato logs into the Chat.
(22:11:11) Timber_Wolf: Lol[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Stupid Brain]
(22:13:01) Luc: 3:< *stares at the wall and then shakes his fist at it before walking away* stupid wall!
(22:13:03) Gadget: >//>
(22:13:10) Gadget: Thank you
(22:13:19) (Zak|Singing_l:): Oh god no timber. I dont want my face to meet timber sr.
(22:13:21) Gadget: I still feel like I look really silly
(22:13:33) Silver_Moon: Asher you said it was gonna be a cat.
(22:13:51) Gadget: I'mma turn it off....
(22:13:59) (Asher): You try finding that
(22:14:00) Gadget: It seems silly to keep it on any longer
(22:14:02) Timber_Wolf: Sees the wall being looked at by luc and then digs under the bar for his old 40 mm thumper gernade launcher he kept since nam and blows a hole in the wall for luc
(22:14:10) Luc: o.o;
(22:14:14) Luc: timber
(22:14:16) Timber_Wolf: bloop*
(22:14:24) Gadget: No one's watching it anyways >//>
(22:14:29) Timber_Wolf: KA-BLOWEIEEEMM
(22:14:31) YiffBot: Silver_Moon has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:14:41) Timber_Wolf:
(22:14:45) YiffBot: Silver_Moon logs into the Chat.
(22:14:51) Luc: .... i read that as KA BLOWEEEEEEN
(22:14:52) (Asher): You spelled it wrong. Gotta go Forrest Gump on it. 'nam*
(22:15:14) (Rosette_Contrail): I read that as KABLOWME.
(22:15:18) YiffBot: (Zak|Singing_l:) is now known as (Zak).
(22:15:27) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Stupid brain.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=RP Posts and Dumb Bitches]
(08:42:46) (Rosette_Contrail): *Gives a chirrup of surprise at the sudden snuggle, and returns a quick one armed snug of her own between "adjusting" stickers.* Ah! Hallo Rei dear, thought you were AFK earlier. Guess I was right. x7 *As for shark... well, it could be considered that. But, even without all the hotness there was at least a shirt so it wasn't that lewd. I mean, might be a problem if she was all bare breasted and such... maybe. Taps chin.* Yeah, definitely lopsided. Though it may be the shirts fault... if it's a bit loose moving around will offset the stickers. Really it may be best to just apply directly to skin... then you can take them everywhere, even when naked. Better stick compared to on fabric too. *Peels the off looking one off yet again, before cupping chest with both hands to use thumbs to smooth the fabric out nice and tight for optimal placement of the new sticker. Don't want any folds in the fabric making it worse, right?*
(08:42:41) YiffBot: Lostdragon is now known as [Lost].
(08:43:00) YiffBot: [Lost] leaves the channel.
(08:43:19) Rei: Yeah, I passed out watching Bleach. o3o
(08:43:39) (Rosette_Contrail): Haha. That series does make me want to pass out sometimes. x7
(08:45:54) Vulpes_Proeliator response to Rose's post with his own RP post
(08:45:57) Vulpes_Proeliator: Yes.
(08:46:11) Vulpes_Proeliator NAILED it
(08:46:12) MissDay isn't quite sure how to feel about being, well, felt up by a burd. But okay, it's all innocent, right? She's only helping to apply cute little stickers that she, herself, asked for in the first place. "You think so? I dunno, it might get cold without my shirt on. And if I ever DO decide to put my shirt on, the stickers will be covered up, so I won't be able to flaunt them around. Oh, and if you put them in the same place, I'll be half naked, and we can't have that, can we? Decency laws, or some such." No matter how much the bird may stroke and stretch her shirt out to reduce folds, another one always seems to pop back up. Possibly because her shirt is a little bit too big. "Hmm, unless you think we can use the stickers to cover bits up. Will that work?"
(08:46:23) (Rosette_Contrail): *Affixes a gold star to the vulpines forehead.*
(08:46:27) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is in a sticker mood.*
(08:47:01) MissDay likes stickers.
(08:52:40) Vulpes_Proeliator: I'd like to stick-her if you know what I mean
(08:52:53) Vulpes_Proeliator: And by that, I mean have some stickers. Those rock
(08:52:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Clicks the stopwatch.*
(08:52:55) Vulpes_Proeliator: http://fireskink.tumblr.com/post/34345824401
(08:53:42) YiffBot: Fara logs into the Chat.
(08:54:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh those nutty fans.
(08:54:29) Luc: wait
(08:54:34) Luc: so he might die soon?
(08:54:36) Fara: I saw that. It's justincredible.
(08:54:37) Luc: YAAAAAAAAAAY
(08:54:43) Vulpes_Proeliator: Read down
(08:54:57) Fara: Some of those fans are unbelieberble.
(08:55:02) Vulpes_Proeliator: "4chan's tricked Bieber fans into shaving their heads, convincing them that he has leukemia. #BaldForBieber was trending on Twitter earlier."
(08:55:06) (Rosette_Contrail): This is both the funniest and cruelest joke 4chan played.
(08:55:18) [Vix]❤: (o.o Wow... go 4chan)
(08:55:20) Vulpes_Proeliator: Not really the cruelest, but by far the funniest
(08:55:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Funny because dumb bitches shaved themselves, but cruel because he's not really dying. ._.
(08:55:35) [Vix]❤: (That is some serious trolling there. I put my hat on and take it off.)
(08:55:51) Luc: x3
(08:55:56) Luc: amazing[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Splitting the Prize]
(09:16:08) Knox: Oh. hehe. Well hello my lovely bat.
(09:17:08) (Midnight): (Lol hope you aren't taken so we can rp)
(09:17:38) Knox: Sadly I am.
(09:17:47) Knox: He's just stepped off for a moment.
(09:18:49) (Midnight): (Pouts. Alright I finally get ya online. Lol no worries I should be around if you get a chance)
(09:19:09) [Vix]❤: (RP with _o) ALL the people!)
(09:19:13) Knox: I would certainly enjoy it.
(09:19:33) Knox: You Spayce and Midnight? All on one fox? Oh my.
(09:19:34) (Midnight): (Talk to ya later then)
(09:19:45) Knox: I can talk hun haha.
(09:19:53) Knox: He's getting lunch so it'll be a bit.
(09:20:43) (Midnight): I knew this... XD I'm cooking breakfast XD trying something new
(09:21:09) (Spayce): Nom.
(09:22:12) (Spayce): I'm lost. Wat?
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(09:22:41) Knox: You see that Spayce, you leave for five minutes and i've got a neko and a bat trying to steal me. Hahaha. And such deliciously tempting offers.
(09:22:44) Knox: XP
(09:23:00) (Spayce): Well then go and get stolen o.o
(09:23:02) [Vix]❤: (Oi oi, I wasn't tryin' to steal o.o I'm good at sharing! )
(09:23:09) (Midnight):
(09:23:09) (Spayce): I'll find something to do ^^
(09:24:17) Knox: Regardless I told them I was waiting for someone, so, decide amongst yourselves how to split up or share the fox.
(09:24:49) Knox: Midnight likely wants a long rp to herself, Vix wants to share, and Spayce?
(09:24:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Split up? I'm imagining them taking a chainsaw to you now...
(09:24:55) [Vix]❤: (I'm the odd one out, so I'll gladly step back and let you wishbone him.)
(09:25:02) (Rosette_Contrail): "I got this half!"[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Eurrybody In The Club Bein Dead Like]
(19:49:08) (Rosette_Contrail): *Yawns.* So, when does the hurricane make landfall? I'm too lazy and preoccupied with Fallout to check the news.
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(19:52:11) Surry_Kitten: my wolfy!
(19:52:25) Cjakket: So hello all.
(19:52:30) Andyyxhearts: Hey baby
(19:53:41) (Spayce): Gaaaah, seeing teal letters made me grin.
(19:53:59) Enie: Hurricane already came and went, we're all dead now.
(19:54:00) Mint: Tonight - tomorrow morning.
(19:54:04) Surry_Kitten: can we rp love?
(19:54:16) Mint: lnkhjvcxgbh
(19:54:24) Mint: Fucking Christ.
(19:54:27) Mint: Trying to type one handed.
(19:54:29) Mint: Jesus Fuck
(19:54:31) Mint: Also, hi Enie.
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(19:54:34) Mint: Long time no see. ;3
(19:54:45) Andyyxhearts: Of course my love. *Nuzzles*
(19:54:47) Enie: See that, right there? Death delusion, she still thinks we're alive and waiting for the hurricane.
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(19:54:55) Enie: Also, yes, it has been for eeeeeeeever
(19:55:01) Enie: How's it going?
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(19:55:10) Mint: Yeah, I'm still trying to convince myself that we've been dead for a couple hours now.
(19:55:16) Mint: The denial, it's hard to get over.
(19:55:18) Mint: Going good
(19:55:20) Mint: Other than being dead
(19:55:23) Mint: C:
(19:55:39) Enie: Pfff being dead is baller as fuck son.
(19:56:08) Mint: Sure is.
(19:56:11) Mint: Holy fuck.
(19:56:14) Mint: Booze and Day9.
(19:56:15) Mint: GG
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(19:56:18) Mint: More people should die.
(19:56:19) Enie: Fuck yes.
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(19:56:27) Mint: This is fucking awesome.
(19:56:39) Enie: Speaking of booze I should really float over to my fridge and get some of it out...
(19:56:48) Kiruru: Mint!
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(19:56:57) Kiruru: Have you seen Day9 play Slender? o3o
(19:56:59) Mint: I think I shall accompany you.
(19:57:02) Mint: Yes.
(19:57:02) Enie: SHUT THE FUCK UP KIRU, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BEING DEAD.
(19:57:03) Enie: FUCK
(19:57:10) Enie: STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!
(19:57:11) Mint: DEADEADEAD
(19:57:16) Kiruru: WELL FUCK YOU
(19:57:24) Kiruru: YOU SHOULD GET A SHOVE
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(19:57:30) Kiruru: AND FUCKING BURY YOURSELFD
(19:57:41) Kiruru: WITH YO' DEAD ASS.
(19:57:56) Enie: I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A PEBBLE BREAK YOUR ANKLE AND A GIANT BOULDER FALLS ON YOU WHICH SOMEHOW CAUSES YOU TO BE HANGED LIKE THE NIGGER YOU ARE... AND THERE'S A BURNING CROSS TOO!!
(19:58:18) Kiruru: I HOPE YOU STEP ON 2 LEGOS
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(19:59:35) Cjakket: Hi. ._.
(20:00:05) (Eridor): We're so nice to each other here.
Hello, Cj.
(20:00:18) Cjakket: Where did the love go? ._.
(20:00:24) Kiruru: No...No... TWO LEGOS AND 3 ACORNS
(20:00:36) Mint: So.
(20:00:37) Mint: Like.
(20:00:40) Mint: We has booze now.
(20:00:42) Mint: c:
(20:00:44) Enie: You're still a subhuman species Kiru, shut up.
(20:00:50) Enie: Yesh, booze.
(20:01:03) Cjakket: What if I told you... Mmmmmmexicans.
(20:01:04) Enie: Booze and Day9 talking about MTG.
(20:01:06) (Eridor): I'm not sure a lot of it was around to start with.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Getting Away with Garou]
(20:58:26) Enie: Oh, Rei, I have a story to tell you.
(20:58:27) كارما: they're like boy lego ^.^
(20:58:32) Enie: Well not really.
(20:58:36) Kiruru: Meanwhile, in pictures that don't load.
(20:58:38) Enie: But it's a funny thing that happened.
(20:58:38) كارما: i bet i know a few ways to fit em together
(20:58:42) (KorPin): LMAO!
(20:58:44) (Rosette_Contrail): In response to Rei.
(20:59:05) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Do tell Enie.
(20:59:05) Kiruru: REI.
(20:59:06) ClassyHat: Goodness omg
(20:59:11) Enie: You know how me and Mint had that bet that I couldn't pinch her cheek?
(20:59:12) Kiruru: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIII.
(20:59:22) (Spayce): I think I recognise that faggot in the back on Rei's picture.
(20:59:34) Enie: She didn't last a day... and she was so upset when I did it, it was hilarious
(20:59:53) Batboy8189: meanwhile in Texas
(20:59:56) (Jäger): Rei, I see your haircut and raise you this masterpiece.
(21:00:00) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): The fuck you want nigga!?
(21:00:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Today I learned Enie is immortal.
(21:00:04) (Rosette_Contrail): How the fuck are you still alive.
(21:00:17) Enie: I am magical
(21:00:22) Kiruru: GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME AN EVERYTHING BURRITO.
(21:00:26) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Pft. I could full on slap Mint's ass and get away with it.
(21:00:46) Enie: That is rather irrelevant Rei.
(21:00:52) (KorPin): WHY!
(21:00:57) (KorPin): why whould you do that!
(21:01:00) Batboy8189: Jelly roll ^
(21:01:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Her ass is pretty far away from her mouth. Which is where the pain ensues.
(21:01:08) ClassyHat: Things are getting blown outta proportion like hurricane sandy
(21:01:10) Enie: Lol.
(21:01:12) Enie: Yes.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Is Dat Some Random Funny Pics?]
(21:03:28) (Rosette_Contrail): YOINK(http://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/whyufail_u18chan.gif)
(21:03:35) Fawkes_Werefox: XD
(21:03:48) (Jäger): HAHA
(21:03:48) (Jäger): ownd
(21:03:49) (KorPin): yoink!
(21:03:51) (KorPin): lol
(21:03:56) Batboy8189: meanwhile in South Central LA ^
(21:03:59) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): lawl
(21:04:25) Enie: Lool, nice.
(21:05:56) (Rosette_Contrail): (http://u18chan.com/uploads/data/13325/1336690296958_u18chan.gif)
(21:06:22) Enie: Oh god Rose.
(21:06:24) YiffBot: (Cassidy_Graham) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:06:28) Batboy8189: Yo future old fo'ks!
(21:06:44) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Lt. Cmd. Data is awesome. <w<
(21:07:34) Kiruru: mean while. in my backyard http://youthjournalism.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/watermelons.1-arooj-300x225.jpg
(21:07:45) كارما: HA
(21:07:50) (Spayce): LOL
(21:07:54) Kiruru: I'm in there. Somewhere >.>

(21:17:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Also, every morning:
(21:17:36) (Blue): hi foxi
(21:17:37) (Rosette_Contrail): (http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/birds-chirping.jpg)
(21:17:49) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Hahaa
(21:17:54) Darkfoxi: hiya
(21:17:58) (KorPin): lol fucker is why i got a CO2 gun
(21:18:11) (Spayce): Oh my god hahahahaahha
(21:18:13) Cjakket: o_o I hate squirrels.
(21:18:17) (KorPin): *\/* wait... IM A BIRD![/spoiler]

[spoiler=Homozing]
(21:20:41) (Spayce): Fuck off panda.
(21:20:51) (Spayce): I'M FAPPING
(21:20:56) (Spayce): shlck shlck shlck
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(21:21:01) (Blue): thats me o.o
(21:21:07) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Fap while you make me brick in your mouth then! <
(21:21:09) Darkfoxi: ew
(21:21:12) Kiruru: Spayce, jizzin' on moss since 2012
(21:21:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Gotta help that moss grow.
(21:21:34) (Blue): thats my charcter
(21:21:52) (Spayce): Shut up Blue, no it's not.
(21:21:59) (Rosette_Contrail): It couldn't be. It looks too homosexual.
(21:22:01) (Spayce): If it were you, I'd bang you and you'd enjoy it ):<
(21:22:04) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): No, that's an image of someone else's character, you use as reference. Get it straight.
(21:22:04) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh wait... no it fits you perfectly.
(21:22:11) (Spayce): HA HAHA
(21:22:23) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): Damn Rose. XD[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Hurricanes and Comfort]
(21:25:42) Mint: c:
(21:25:47) Enie: *shakes fist*
(21:25:48) Mint: I'm doing fine, Gin.
(21:26:00) ThatGingerFoxGirl: That's good, Mint~
(21:26:03) (Kalus-Class): og look, it's a mint
(21:26:03) (KorPin): mint... i got kicked cuz i was worried about you...
(21:26:12) YiffBot: [Terra]❤ leaves the channel.
(21:26:14) Mint: What?
(21:26:18) كارما: he was being a faggot
(21:26:18) Mint: Don't blame your shit on me.
(21:26:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint would probably kick the shit out of a hurricane anyways.
(21:26:30) (KorPin): i was worried...
(21:26:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Go Wild Bill on it.
(21:26:38) Mint: I did kick the shit out of the hurricane.
(21:26:42) YiffBot: (Kalus-Class) is now known as (Kalus).
(21:26:50) Mint: I stood on the beach and was like "YOU SHALL NOW PASS, HURRICANE."
(21:26:54) ThatGingerFoxGirl: I miss epic drama earlier?
(21:26:56) Mint: And then it dropped hurricane status.
(21:26:58) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Now?
(21:26:59) كارما: he was giving fc shit for not running out into the storm and splitting into 10000 little fcs to go find you in a city he's never been to before
(21:27:05) Mint: Shut up.
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(21:27:06) Mint: Not.
(21:27:10) Mint: Fuck's sake.
(21:27:17) Mint: Fuck's sake.
(21:27:22) Mint: x2
(21:27:35) Mint: Sounds to me like that kick was deserved.
(21:28:34) Mint: Don't fucking say stupid shit if you're worried about someone.
(21:28:35) YiffBot: Catherine is now soliciting a Role Play! You can whisper at them if interested.
(21:28:52) Mint: And insulting FC for not leaving the only safe zone he knows in a strange land is not a good way to express concern.
(21:28:57) ThatGingerFoxGirl: STAHP HUSKEE STAAAHP.
(21:28:59) Catherine❤: Hi gingy
(21:29:00) Batboy8189: the girl in the other car is okay
(21:29:01) كارما: well they weren't really worried about you, they were worried about making everyone believe they were worried about you because that makes them look compassionate :p
(21:29:11) كارما: but that's a psychology lecture for another day :p
(21:29:21) (Rosette_Contrail): FC is from Finland. Hurricanes are like holyfuckshitwhatthefuck to him.
(21:29:22) Mint: I think FC was legit worried.
(21:29:24) LumberArbiter: You didn't say that when I went down on you~
(21:29:26) Mint: I heard him screaming outside.
(21:29:33) كارما: well yeah he would be
(21:29:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Because it's too cold and stuff for Hurricanes so this is prolly like the first one he's ever been in.
(21:29:51) Mint: I thought about going back to the house, but I was really comfortable.
(21:29:54) Batboy8189: but the girl's mom is being a real to the grandma, my niece and her friend.
(21:29:55) Mint: Read: Stuck.
(21:29:57) Nekiu: did even his screams make you trinkle down your leg in wetness
(21:30:05) Enie: She was hiding in a doll house I have in the backyard all along, apparently.
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(21:30:11) Mint: c:
(21:30:15) Catherine❤: Im ok, getting hit by a hurricane in northern ohio
(21:30:15) Mint: It was comfy.
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(21:30:19) Batboy8189: Nekiu, silent
(21:30:20) (KorPin): shit i went out in a storm that flooded the northland up here... just to fix a drain... shits not hard to be in the wind and rain....
(21:30:20) (Rosette_Contrail): "This rafter that fell on me is really comfortable." -Mint.
(21:30:44) Enie: Lol Rose.
(21:30:51) Mint: x3 Burd
(21:30:52) Mint: ♥[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Faggotry and Gentlemanly Rebuttals]
(21:45:57) (Spayce): SO MANY PUPPIES T_T
(21:45:59) Enie: AC is Atlantic City.
(21:46:03) (Rosette_Contrail): Ah, right.
(21:46:10) YiffBot: xXKrogothXx has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:46:26) (Spayce): Atlantis City?
(21:46:32) Batboy8189: Those puppies are popping.
(21:46:33) [Vix]: It is now, Spayce.
(21:46:36) (Spayce): That's been underwater forever yo
(21:46:41) Kiruru: It was a 4chan image. I gambled and lost
(21:46:56) [Vix]: I dunno Kiruru, I gambled and won~
(21:47:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Me too. Ngh oral.
(21:47:21) Kiruru: Well that's because you both like penis >.>
(21:47:31) (Spayce): Kiru are you calling me a faggot!
(21:47:38) (Spayce): ):<
(21:47:45) Kiruru: Yes, Spayce. Yes I am >.>
(21:47:48) (Rosette_Contrail): I like vagina too. Equal opportunity bro.
(21:47:58) (Spayce): Good, come and let me hug you
(21:48:01) Batboy8189: I feel deprived
(21:48:04) (Spayce): I have clothes on, I swear.
(21:48:17) (Rosette_Contrail): He has a shirt on.
(21:48:17) Kiruru: YOU COME GET IN THIS HUG, YOU FAGGOT
(21:48:18) YiffBot: [Vix] leaves the channel.
(21:48:22) (Spayce): I hope deprived means "I have cancer and aids"
(21:48:33) Batboy8189: it's been like an hour since the last racially insensitive joke.
(21:48:50) Batboy8189: feeds habit<Pic of Doughboy saying White Flour>
(21:49:01) Kiruru: If I have a dollar for every time I've said that phrase >.>
(21:49:18) (Spayce) jumps the whatever he currently is and huggles the everliving shit out of him. "Kiru, you must turn gay for one night! For me!" puppyeyes *-*
(21:49:34) (Rei|(ಠ_ಠ)/,',): <.<
(21:49:37) (Rosette_Contrail): That doughboy joke is so old you should be punched everytime you post it.
(21:49:54) Kiruru hugs the Spayce dog from Spayce back "Sorry, Spayce. I just don't like you dat' way"
(21:50:05) Batboy8189: posts it two more times for Rose.
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(21:50:33) Nekiu: WE COULD BE HOMOS JUST FOR ONE DAY We could be Homos.... Forever and ever! We can be homos... Just because IIIII IIIII WILL ALWAYS FUCK YOOOOOOU
(21:50:52) (Spayce) giggles and leans up, giving Kiru's cheek a soft kiss, then breaks loose. "Fuck you then bra, I'll rape Rei. He wants me to." turns to the panda and smiles.
(21:51:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Good thing you're a wench and a charlatan and beneath me so I have no reason to pay attention.
(21:51:06) (Rosette_Contrail): *Monocle.*
(21:51:07) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf is now Away. Don't be too long, we'll miss you!
(21:51:38) Enie hands Rose a tophat.
(21:51:47) [Matt]: *smokes bubblepipe* Tell them, Rosette!
(21:53:01) Batboy8189: celebrates and listens to Songbird.
(21:53:11) Kiruru pushes his glasses up and goes back to reading.
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(21:55:11) YiffBot: Ychan - http://chan.yiffy.tk/r/more+of+this+character+%28zero%29/117734
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(21:55:25) (Spayce): Dem ballsplease rub my balls.
(21:55:38) Enie: o.o
(21:55:41) (Rosette_Contrail): A swindling harlot of loose morals and even looser pantaloons not even fit for the lowest echelon of proletariat! *Quick nod and harumph.*
(21:55:41) (Spayce): KARMA, STOP DOING THAT
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(21:56:23) كارما: YOUR BALLS
(21:56:37) (Tenem): you act like its all karmas fault...
(21:56:42) Batboy8189: that made me chortle a good one, Rose.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gettin Ma Hair Done]
(22:37:30) (Blue): o.o
(22:38:09) YiffBot: (FoxyJames_(Cam)) leaves the channel.
(22:39:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Darn, Rei left. *Perches on Mint to see if she is still alive.*
(22:39:19) (Blue): -sets rose on fire-
(22:39:34) Mint puts a knife through Blue's throat.
(22:39:39) Mint: Fehg.
(22:39:57) Tanya: Stop fighting D=
(22:40:02) YiffBot: (FoxyJames_(Cam)) enters the channel.
(22:40:11) (Blue): -no effect becuase mint is a bitch -
(22:40:11) Kiruru slumps over to the side.
(22:40:19) Mint: Haha.
(22:40:20) Mint: Faggot.
(22:40:21) Mint: c:
(22:40:47) (Rosette_Contrail): *Pecks at the top of Mints head.*
(22:40:52) (Spayce): I have no other way to tell what just happened to me.
(22:40:55) Mint is pecked on.
(22:41:10) Mint assumes this is step one before Rose begins weaving shiny things into her hair.
(22:41:20) Mint is suspicious she will eventually try to nest.
(22:41:44) Enie: Mmmmm scrambled eggs.
(22:42:37) (Rosette_Contrail): *Fixes Mints hair up guuud gurl MM-MM she is lookin fine wit dat weave and dat beesnest and shit daaaaaamn.*
(22:42:41) (Blue): -steal enies eggs-
(22:43:10) Mint: Fucking moron.
(22:43:17) Tanya: @3@
(22:43:20) Mint: Oh wait. Gotta match the hair.
(22:43:28) Mint snaps and chickens her neck.
(22:43:36) Mint: Nigga be straight mawfukkin stupid.
(22:44:16) (Rosette_Contrail): *Sucks teeth and puts on a sassy hand akimbo pose.* Uh huh you tell em gurl that boy be tripppin.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nigga B Gay]
(23:19:48) (Spayce): KIRU, BLUE, Y R U NOT ON GAY SECTION Đ:<
(23:19:49) YiffBot: (ZeekWeasel) enters the channel.
(23:20:02) Kiruru: 'cause I'm not gay, Spayce >.>
(23:20:05) (Blue): whats up?
(23:20:08) (Spayce): "I'm not gay" is not an excuse.
(23:20:19) (Spayce): You beat me to it >.>
(23:20:30) Kiruru: Yeah, I think that pretty much sums it up actually >.>
(23:20:33) YiffBot: unitedfurs111 is now known as (Murdoc).
(23:21:18) كارما: yeah don't be silly, blacks can't get the gay
(23:21:32) (Blue): -noms the tanya shoulders-
(23:22:20) (KorPin): <Two black faggots pic>
(23:22:31) YiffBot: Uranus15 has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:22:34) (Spayce): fake and gay
(23:22:35) (KorPin): you were saying karma?
(23:22:37) كارما: the bottom one is clearly a broad
(23:22:59) YiffBot: (Murdoc) leaves the channel.
(23:23:05) (KorPin): you know what flavor lube they use? watermelon flavor...
(23:23:17) كارما: and mint
(23:23:20) كارما: menthol lovers :/
(23:23:35) كارما: CAN I HAS THAT DICK IN MENTHOL MASSA?[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Bad Plushie]
(15:15:32) Enie: Oh dear, light turned off for a moment.
(15:15:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Offers Enie a flashlight.*
(15:16:02) Enie: Nah, it's back.
(15:16:08) Enie: Thanks anyway.
(15:16:08) Luc: *read that as fleshlight*
(15:16:11) Luc: >.>
(15:16:20) Enie lights Luc on fire.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sleep Votes]
(20:39:03) MissDay: I should sleep. I don't want to sleep. What should I do? This is a hard decision.
(20:39:16) Enie: You should not sleep!
(20:39:23) MissDay: One vote on no sleep.
(20:39:39) Colte: Don't sleep, till ya pass-out...
(20:39:41) (Rosette_Contrail): You should sleep with me.
(20:39:43) MissDay: My health is a democracy.
(20:39:47) Colte: Can sleep 'nuff when yer dead?
(20:39:51) MissDay: One vote for sleeping with Rose.
(20:39:53) Colte: lol@Rose[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Psychic Fun and Hell Tickets]
(20:47:45) MissDay: So, fun sleep over games. Spin the bottle?
(20:48:01) YiffBot: Mekai enters the channel.
(20:48:09) Enie: Twister!
(20:48:19) (Rosette_Contrail): I can bring body paint.
(20:48:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Combine it with twister.
(20:48:34) MissDay: This decision pleases me.
(20:48:39) Enie: Fun times shall be had.
(20:48:41) Colte: Bah... 'Bottle'? ::Hands over hir 'Chance':: "But it's just a LOAN! (an', you'd bettah return it nice an' clean, too!)"
(20:48:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Edible body paint.
(20:48:49) MissDay: Is it edible body paint?
(20:48:55) MissDay: Question answered.
(20:49:00) Enie: So it was.
(20:49:01) (Rosette_Contrail): I am psychic.
(20:49:01) Colte: It is if it has lead in it... *RUNS*
(20:49:04) YiffBot: Mekai leaves the channel.
(20:50:04) MissDay: Strip pok- nevermind.
(20:50:15) Colte: heheheh
(20:50:19) Enie: Truth or dare.
(20:50:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Sadly nothing to strip out of. Truth or dare?
(20:50:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Huh.
(20:50:29) MissDay: That works.
(20:50:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Dare or dare?
(20:50:36) Enie: Slightly tweak the name to dare or dare *nods*
(20:50:40) Enie: Damn it Rose.
(20:50:43) MissDay: Wavelength.
(20:50:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Psychic.
(20:51:12) Enie: Psychic is good *nods*
(20:51:16) Colte: ((Why becumming a Vegetarian MIGHT be fun? - http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1351647383767.jpg ))
(20:51:30) Enie: Oh god Colte.
(20:51:34) (Rosette_Contrail): *Psychokinetically fondles Enie.*
(20:51:39) Colte: *Innocent look*
(20:51:42) Colte: Wut?
(20:51:54) (Rosette_Contrail): That old lady is like "Jackpot."
(20:51:54) Enie has a mental orgasm o.o
(20:52:09) Colte: ::snickers::
(20:52:12) MissDay: Hey hey, save it for the sleep over.
(20:52:18) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is better with physical orgasms.*
(20:52:34) MissDay: Enie can have the mental ones. I call dibs on physical.
(20:52:49) Enie: Noooo I want the physical ones too!!
(20:53:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Though technically it is mental to some extent too.
(20:53:01) MissDay: Okay, we can share.
(20:53:05) Colte: <---- ponders being able to have da 'Physical' ones, wifout da 'Mental', first?
(20:53:08) Enie: Yay!
(20:53:11) (Rosette_Contrail): The stimulation would be physical though.
(20:53:14) Enie: I'm ok with sharing.
(20:53:19) MissDay: We can all share, then.
(20:53:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Sharing is caring. *Presents a double ended dildo.*
(20:53:36) Enie: Sounds good.
(20:53:39) MissDay: Spread the love.
(20:53:57) Colte: ((I'm polite 'nuff to WARN folks, so if yer squeamish, recently ate ANYTHING, DO NOT LOOK at dis- (Why wearing condoms/Safe Sex, is a WISE idea!- http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1351647383767.jpg ))
(20:53:57) Enie presents a triple ended dildo.
(20:54:02) YiffBot: [Hitastu] enters the channel.
(20:54:03) Enie: All of the sharing.
(20:54:08) Colte: <---- ish now all celibate, an' stuffs! *EEPLES*
(20:54:19) MissDay: Might get awkward.
(20:54:29) Enie: Eh, doubt it.
(20:54:37) YiffBot: Mikachan has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:55:12) (Rosette_Contrail): *Presents a dick suit.* No woman left behind.
(20:55:34) MissDay: Can't use that. We'd not be naked!
(20:56:00) Enie: Yea, and the person with the suit on would be left behind...
(20:56:01) Colte: Bet that costumes ALL the rage at orgies?
(20:56:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Not if there was a dick INSIDE the costume for them.
(20:56:23) (Rosette_Contrail): See, that's problem solving.
(20:56:31) MissDay will stick to using her natural parts!
(20:56:37) Enie: Yea, but it wouldn't be mobile enough for them to be included, it'd just be a vibrator.
(20:56:45) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is fine with natural parts.*
(20:56:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Squeezes Enie's natural parts.* Superior.
(20:57:00) Enie: *I cool with natural parts as well*
(20:57:05) Enie: +s
(20:57:16) Enie: o.o
(20:57:19) MissDay: Hey, what about miiiiine?
(20:57:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Enie can pass it on.
(20:57:42) Enie squeezes Christine's natural parts as well.
(20:57:52) MissDay feels loved now.
(20:57:55) Enie: it has been passed.
(20:58:06) MissDay squeezes Rose's natural parts.
(20:58:08) Enie is a fondling pillow.
(20:58:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Like the joint.
(20:58:51) (Rosette_Contrail): *Only has natural chest parts that can be easily fondled. Does not have extras. Unfortunately.*
(20:59:15) MissDay is okay with fondling chest parts. In fact, that's what she's fondling. Fondle.
(20:59:44) Enie was just fondling everything... fondles some more.
(21:00:02) Colte: Dress an Epileptic in that costume while they're having a seizure? 'Natural' vibrator?
(21:00:07) (Rosette_Contrail): *Huzzah fondles! Realizes she has TWO hands. Fondles both Enie and Christine. Extra parts too. Amazing.*
(21:00:10) Colte: <---- ish now goin' to da Hell...
(21:00:23) (Rosette_Contrail): You could dress Michael J Fox in it.
(21:00:28) Enie: :O
(21:00:28) YiffBot: clydedelfuego logs into the Chat.
(21:00:29) Colte: heheheh
(21:00:29) MissDay fondles Rose and Enie!
(21:00:35) (Rosette_Contrail): *Stole Colte's hell ticket.*
(21:00:40) Colte: Him got the Parkinsons?
(21:00:43) Colte: *Acks*
(21:00:52) Enie passes her fondles all around, to the both of them.
(21:00:54) Colte: ::Makes grabbity-paws:: "Gimme me ticket back!"[/spoiler]

[spoiler=At the Movies]
(22:02:57) (Rei|The_Host): Anyways, you asshats have distracted me from my movie long enough.
(22:03:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Fien.
(22:03:05) (Blue): -rapes kimi-
(22:03:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Booo. *Sits behind Rei and throws popcorn at the back of his head.*
(22:03:22) YiffBot: Cjakket leaves the channel.
(22:03:27) (mad_science_Kimi): *shrugs and deals with it*
(22:03:34) YiffBot: (Murdoc) leaves the channel.
(22:03:37) YiffBot: Cjakket enters the channel.
(22:03:40) (Jaide) collapses onto her back. Erf... nap time.
(22:03:54) Enie gathers a group of black people and sits them in front of Rei so they can talk during the movie.
(22:03:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Flips open cellphone.* OH HAY GURL MHM I'M WATCHING ME SOME FAGGOT MOVIE DIS SHIT BE WHACK.
(22:04:07) Enie also scoots herselt to rightful pillow position.
(22:04:10) Enie: X3[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Weirdo Husky]
(22:08:23) (Spayce): I think I'm going to die.
(22:08:23) (Lumber): Hello, my sexy Vixen.
(22:08:25) (Spayce): Then throw up.
(22:08:32) ThatGingerFoxGirl: o_o;
(22:08:36) (Spayce): And lay flyeggs everywhere.
(22:08:37) (Rosette_Contrail): *Cycles memory and resuscitates.*
(22:08:39) ThatGingerFoxGirl: I did not see you, Lummy. o____o;
(22:08:42) (mad_science_Kimi): ((I found out that I strained a tendon and I have to keep my knee in a brace for a while )) *sips coco*
(22:08:43) (Spayce): Become a nest, I shall be their queen.
(22:08:45) Mikachan: Guess so. XD
(22:08:59) (Spayce): My army of flies will reign chaos upon this planet.
(22:09:01) (Lumber): OF COURSE NOT. O_O
(22:09:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey Spayce, are you taking LSD?
(22:09:07) Mikachan: Lumber and Ginger are together, all is well with the world.
(22:09:07) (Spayce): I sahll eat sugar cubes.
(22:09:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey Spayce, don't think about the spiders all over your face.
(22:09:15) (Spayce): I'm just high.
(22:09:17) (Rosette_Contrail): ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
(22:09:18) (Spayce): Leave me alone T_T
(22:09:21) (Blue): did you strech before you started playing last night?
(22:09:21) ThatGingerFoxGirl: Pf. 'All is well in the world," he says.
(22:09:28) Mikachan: If only Rei wasn't AFK or in WoW or whatever. *pouts*
(22:09:29) (Rosette_Contrail): So many legs.
(22:09:34) (Spayce): I need food.
(22:09:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Tap dancing your cranium.
(22:09:39) (Spayce): And I also need to get laid.
(22:09:43) (Spayce): layed*
(22:09:44) (Spayce): lol
(22:09:44) ThatGingerFoxGirl: If all was well in the world I'd be getting boned right now and eating chocolate.
(22:09:55) (mad_science_Kimi): ((of course...but the problem was, I had to do a full set every night for two weeks as a practice and that added to it.))
(22:10:06) Mikachan: You and me both sister. -_-
(22:10:08) (Lumber): Patience, my young apprentice.
(22:10:12) YiffBot: (Jaide) logs out of the Chat.
(22:10:15) ThatGingerFoxGirl: ....
(22:10:31) ThatGingerFoxGirl knocks the miniskee over with her toe. "Sthap et, u."
(22:10:32) (Spayce): Rose, you sicken me.
(22:10:34) (Rosette_Contrail): So.
(22:10:40) (Blue): just keep warmness on it
(22:10:43) (Spayce): I have to go give birth to a million new lifes.
(22:10:45) (Spayce): lives*
(22:10:47) (Spayce): lifs
(22:10:52) (Rosette_Contrail): And bask in the glow.
(22:10:53) (Spayce): lyfez
(22:10:57) (Rosette_Contrail): For that, is the power of atom.
(22:11:04) (Spayce): I'm hungry and thirsty.
(22:11:08) (Spayce): 4years afk[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ha Ha Orgasms]
(12:11:43) (Jaide): Right! You can build your robot.
(12:11:47) (Jaide): I'm gonna play video games.
(12:11:52) Enie: Lol.
(12:12:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Video games are the pinnacle of science.
(12:12:07) (Spayce): http://i46.tinypic.com/5tv40o.jpg
(12:12:10) Enie: Ok! I'll get right on that when I get out of class!!
(12:12:13) (Spayce): It's a trap
(12:12:31) (Jaide) has tomorrow off \o/
(12:12:45) Enie has stuff to do all day tomorrow
(12:12:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Tomorrow Jaide will get off.
(12:12:56) (Rosette_Contrail): Ha ha innuendos.
(12:13:02) Enie: Lol.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Insults and Drama]
(23:23:10) Mikachan: Omg Kelly, look at those shoes.
(23:23:16) Nekiu: That sounds like the name of a cunt
(23:23:16) Mikachan: Let's get some shoes.
(23:23:17) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): OMG SHOES
(23:23:17) LumberArbiter: Shoes???
(23:23:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh lawdy is dem some kicks?
(23:23:31) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): You know what, Nekiu... I'm done with you.
(23:23:37) [Kobi]: (( lol WHERES KELLY! ))
(23:23:38) (Rosette_Contrail): D=
(23:23:50) RubyKitten: hmm what is it babe? -pokes her HakuChair-
(23:23:57) unitedfurs111[x.x]: I havent been able to do anything with my chars because i dont have a computer...
(23:24:06) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Just the fact that you would even consider, jokingly calling mea cunt? Yeah. Fuck you.
(23:24:16) Nekiu: You know what, Ginger? That's not the first time you've said that~
(23:24:24) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): yeah. It's not.
(23:24:28) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): And probably won't be the last.
(23:24:37) Mikachan: I prefer the term bitch, cunt is just vulgar. *sips wine*
(23:24:40) Nekiu: But if your gonna get all uppity and defensive I could call you far worse things and actually be serious about it. But I won't
(23:24:43) [Killian]: *Nibbles Coltes ears*
(23:24:53) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): But you know that? I really don't fucking like you. I tried to like you. I just can't. You're a fucking nuisance and you're annoying.
(23:25:10) Enie: I personally prefer wench.
(23:25:25) (Rosette_Contrail): I only like cunt with soppy in front of it. Soppy cunt dampens the blow and gives it a comedic English twist.
(23:25:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh you soppy cunt.
(23:25:36) Mikachan: No Enie, that makes me think of "Fetch me more mead and another chicken leg."
(23:25:41) [Haku]♀: my mom said you can come over
(23:25:45) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Call me anything but 'cunt'. Being called a cunt makes me hostile.
(23:25:48) Enie: Exactly.
(23:25:51) RubyKitten: yay ^.^
(23:26:01) (Rosette_Contrail): I prefer Harlot.
(23:26:06) Enie: In a sense calling someone a wench also implies that I'm calling them my servant *nods*
(23:26:08) Colte: ::Has painted hir ears wif habanero sauce::
(23:26:10) Mikachan: Oh harlot's good.
(23:26:10) RubyKitten: tho with shit being like it tis, I doubt I'll have the chance x.x
(23:26:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Everytime I hear wench I imagine it as an alternative to tool because my mind immediately corrects it to wrench.
(23:26:36) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): ROSE, YOU DIRTY FILTHY HARLOT!
(23:26:50) [Kobi]: (( im so confused right now ))
(23:26:51) Enie: Lol Rose.
(23:26:54) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Wait, dirty and filthy are the same thing.
(23:27:02) [Killian]: Nekiu, why is it whenever I see you online, your always making a fool out of yourself by causing unneeded drama
(23:27:11) Mikachan: Hey now, I met my worthless man over the internet and he may be a little rough but he's a good guy and that's all that really matters.
(23:27:54) Mikachan: Plus he's hawt and has a nice ass.
(23:28:14) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Rei does have a nice ass.
(23:28:24) LumberArbiter: My ass is nicer. ._.
(23:28:28) [Haku]♀: what do you mean?
(23:28:36) Mikachan: I've seen his ass nekkid. XD
(23:28:37) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Ain't that the truth. x3
(23:28:37) YiffBot: unitedfurs111[x.x] is now known as (Murdoc).
(23:28:41) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Oh boy.
(23:28:47) [Killian]: *Continues nibbles on Coltes ears regardless*
(23:28:52) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): I've not seen that, but.. uh, Will.. yeahhhh. .///.;
(23:29:14) Mikachan: I'm sure Stacey has some nice buns too.
(23:29:17) LumberArbiter: I booty grind all up on Ginger.
(23:29:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Oh my goodness Ginger you defame me. I don't call you a sneaky conniving strumpet!
(23:29:23) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf|◷ leaves the channel.
(23:29:23) (Ginger/CamW/Husky) struts around. 'Haters gonna hate.'
(23:29:33) Colte: *EEPLES*
(23:29:38) Mikachan: Street walker!
(23:29:39) RubyKitten: Just more drama then I want and with skool, its just way too much trouble
(23:29:42) Colte: <---- hir plan has been foiled, apparently?
(23:29:56) [Killian]: Indeed it has
(23:30:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Begone you floozy.
(23:30:02) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf enters the channel.
(23:30:09) [Killian]: My mouth may be burning, but its worth it X3
(23:30:15) Mikachan: Traaaaaaaamp. Love that one.
(23:30:29) YiffBot: Oogie enters the channel.
(23:30:34) (Ginger/CamW/Husky) is a floozy!
(23:30:38) Timber_Wolf: Howdy folks
(23:30:40) (Rosette_Contrail): Also TIL that's why Bender calls prostitute robots flooziebots.
(23:30:43) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Hey Timmer.
(23:30:58) Colte: ::Rubs a habanero-coated fingertip against Killian's groin, smiling ebilly::
(23:30:58) Timber_Wolf: howdy miss foxy
(23:31:10) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): How're you?
(23:31:29) [Kobi]: (( you can pretty much insulte people with any 4 letter word if you say it fast and mean enough.))
(23:31:30) Mikachan: Hey Timby.
(23:31:49) Mikachan: You sir, are a drip.
(23:31:56) (Rosette_Contrail): GOD DAMNIT KOBI YOU FUCKING TUNA.
(23:32:15) (Rosette_Contrail): You're giving away the trade secrets.
(23:32:23) Enie: Lol
(23:32:25) Enie: X3
(23:32:30) Mikachan: What do you call a super lesbian? The Rug Doctor.
(23:32:34) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Hah.
(23:32:40) [Kobi]: (( lol drip would actualy work if you just yelled it at someone))
(23:32:50) YiffBot: ZakTheArtist logs into the Chat.
(23:32:59) Colte: (( 'Tard' is pretty insulting... ))
(23:33:02) (Ginger/CamW/Husky) 's self-esteem is still intact after Nekiu's little blow up.
(23:33:05) Timber_Wolf: Well im getting myself and my pistol ready for the ultimate test of trying to pass one of, probably the, hardest skills test one can do with a handgun
(23:33:06) [Kobi]: (( call'em a quip ))
(23:33:20) Mikachan: A poof.
(23:33:26) Enie: Timber is going to shoot himself *nods*
(23:33:29) [Kobi]: (( oh i just went to the range with my friend yesterday))
(23:33:30) Enie: Lol poofter.
(23:33:39) Enie: Is my favorite gay insult X3
(23:33:41) Timber_Wolf: im trying out for a firearms instructor
(23:33:56) (Ginger/CamW/Husky): Hey Zakkie--- My phone's been off all day.
(23:33:57) Enie: It's so silly sounding.
(23:33:59) LumberArbiter: My ginny better not let no person bring her down.
(23:33:59) YiffBot: ZakTheArtist is now known as (Zakkie).
(23:34:13) YiffBot: (Murdoc) leaves the channel.
(23:34:17) YiffBot: Jager420 logs into the Chat.
(23:34:23) (Zakkie): Oh. That explands tons. XD
(23:34:29) YiffBot: Jager420 is now known as (Jäger).
(23:34:32) Mikachan: My phone's still on the att website... where i have yet to order it... >>;
(23:34:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I think Nekiu is late for school.
(23:34:35) (Rosette_Contrail): CUZ HE'S A LITTLE TARDY
(23:34:42) (Zakkie) feels like a dumbass.
(23:34:42) Colte: ::SNIRKS::
(23:34:45) Enie: LOL wat[/spoiler]

[spoiler=You Dumb Shit]
(23:00:08) Mikachan: Ok, it was working fine before I took it outside, and now it won't do shit again. -_-
(23:00:29) Enie: D:
(23:00:52) LupusSingularis: You broke the only rule: once it works, don't mess with it
(23:01:17) Enie: Lol, yes.
(23:01:24) Weylin: What? I don't "want" anything. :c
(23:01:37) YiffBot: Mikachan has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:01:46) YiffBot: Mikachan logs into the Chat.
(23:02:01) YiffBot: shadowwrath leaves the channel.
(23:02:15) [Ryoka]: Then why did you say my name?
(23:02:38) YiffBot: Kenji_Wolf logs into the Chat.
(23:02:51) Mikachan: Rei's either asleep or in a LoL match so I'm probly gonna go to bed soon.
(23:03:12) Weylin: I was just trying to be friendly, is all. Yeeesh.
(23:03:12) Enie: He might be watching MLG *nods*
(23:03:56) Mikachan: He'd still talk to me if he was.
(23:04:07) Enie: Truuuue.
(23:04:08) Mikachan:
(23:04:35) (Rosette_Contrail): For Mika.(http://www.lolwithme.org/wp-content/uploads/381349.jpg)
(23:05:07) Enie: Lol Rose.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Hatchday]
(12:45:39) (Rosette_Contrail): So, I was born about 4 minutes ago on this day. Yay.
(12:46:28) LumberArbiter: You crawled right out of at vajjie.
(12:46:37) Batboy8189: your hatchday/birthday Rose?
(12:46:44) Nekiu: No, she pecked out of an egg, retard
(12:46:48) (Rosette_Contrail): Pretty much.
(12:46:54) (Murdoc): Happy B-day! *Gives cupcake with a candle in it*
(12:46:58) (Rosette_Contrail): Yeah Lumber you tard.
(12:47:14) ('ruru|SILENT_HIIIIIIIII) grabs Rose by the shoulder and violently shakes her "SILENT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL"
(12:47:35) LumberArbiter: <Types "Ksy" about twice and immediately deletes each time.>
(12:47:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Good job.
(12:47:54) LumberArbiter: It's so cold here. HArd to type.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Naughty Avoidance]
(13:38:57) Mint: Enienienineinieniene- *Coughcoughcoughcough... gasp.. wheeze.. ahem.* NIENIENIENIENIENERZ♥
(13:39:02) Timber_Wolf: Due to sise difference
(13:39:09) Enie: ♥
(13:39:10) LumberArbiter pats Mint's ankle.
(13:39:29) Enie: You didn't catch FinnSARs did you?
(13:39:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Anyone can break me. Due to effort. ._. *Burds are all fragile and stuff.*
(13:39:39) YiffBot: [Matt] enters the channel.
(13:39:55) Mint: I don't think so. I hope not. *Reaches down and patpats Lum gently.*
(13:40:00) Enie: Burds do have like... hollow bones... I think... very fragile *nods*
(13:40:07) Timber_Wolf: yeah but im. You know, a fucking fridge on legs x3
(13:40:18) Enie: If you do, just eat FC's flesh, you'll be good in no time. *nods*
(13:40:23) Mint: x3
(13:41:07) (Murdoc): *Lizards around*
(13:41:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I imagine Mint already has eaten FC's flesh a few times.
(13:41:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Sneaking up on him while he sleeps.
(13:41:42) (Rosette_Contrail): Tearing little strips off.
(13:41:44) YiffBot: Noia enters the channel.
(13:41:51) LumberArbiter blinks at the patting, standing on his toes to nose at Mint's digit.
(13:41:52) (Rosette_Contrail): ...There, I quickly averted a naughty innuendo.
(13:42:00) Mint: GG
(13:42:00) Timber_Wolf: X3
(13:42:02) Mint: Well played
(13:42:07) Mikachan: Dipping them in BBQ sauce.
(13:42:08) Enie: Nice. X3
(13:42:18) Timber_Wolf: Drats
(13:42:23) Mint picks up Lum and sets him on her shoulder.
(13:42:32) Timber_Wolf: saves his comments for someone slower[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Snakes and Eating]
(15:50:56) Timber_Wolf: i want enies rear
(15:51:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Braaaaainzzsh.
(15:51:10) Enie: Yes, Timber, thank you for your insight.
(15:51:22) (Rosette_Contrail): I'll take Enie's front.
(15:51:28) Timber_Wolf: No i want inside x3
(15:51:44) (Murdoc): ...
(15:51:46) Enie: See, now Rose, Rose knows where the party's at.
(15:51:56) (Rosette_Contrail): I don't think Enie can fit all of you in her mouth Timber.
(15:51:59) (Natalie_Swiftpaw): *is wanting a drink right now*
(15:52:03) (Rosette_Contrail): I mean, she's a snake but come on.
(15:52:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Kind of snake.
(15:52:10) (Rosette_Contrail): Thing.
(15:52:11) Timber_Wolf: We can try
(15:52:18) Timber_Wolf: :3
(15:52:27) Enie: Well I mean, I can eat things like 1.5 times my size...
(15:52:42) Enie: They take too long to digest though, and it's terribly annoying.
(15:52:48) (Rosette_Contrail): Timber might be a wee bit over 1.5 times your size.
(15:52:54) Enie: True...
(15:53:02) Timber_Wolf: Luckly im like 3 times x3
(15:53:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Though I'm not sure if we're talking about Timber as in all of him or just certain aspects of him.
(15:53:20) Enie: I'm talking about all of him.
(15:53:39) Enie: I mean I could eat his skin and his brain... but it wouldn't be very filling.
(15:53:40) Timber_Wolf: Your gona have to settle with my python
(15:53:47) (Asher) would grab Enie in his talons and fly off, you know eagles like all the inky predator/ prey shit.
(15:53:50) Timber_Wolf: Its mostly skill enie
(15:53:56) Timber_Wolf: Skull*
(15:54:03) (Natalie_Swiftpaw): *has grown bored and must go find something to do*
(15:54:03) Timber_Wolf: Drrp
(15:54:06) Enie: I know Timber.
(15:54:15) Enie is now flying o.o
(15:54:17) YiffBot: (Natalie_Swiftpaw) leaves the channel.
(15:54:28) Timber_Wolf: That and a 45 caliber lead ball
(15:54:33) Enie: Weeeee
(15:55:07) Timber_Wolf: Wrong end of a vixens' 45 long colt x3
(15:55:44) (Rosette_Contrail): *Imagines Asher singing "A Whole New World."*
(15:56:20) (Asher) would totally do it too
(15:56:30) Timber_Wolf: Gets a bottle of vodka fot miss swiftpaw
(15:56:37) Timber_Wolf: for*
(15:56:55) (Asher) gets all feral and shit
(15:57:20) YiffBot: Syrion logs into the Chat.
(15:57:31) YiffBot: Syrion leaves the channel.
(15:57:32) Timber_Wolf: Timber has bad experience with being above 13+ feet off the ground
(15:57:32) Enie would look far too odd if she went feral o.o
(15:57:42) YiffBot: LumberArbiter logs into the Chat.
(15:57:51) LumberArbiter: I'm single now. WHO WANTS TO FUCK?
(15:57:59) Enie: Again?
(15:58:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Enie?(http://snakesense.webs.com/photos/Snakes/Panda%20pied.jpg)
(15:58:20) Timber_Wolf: Wow
(15:58:26) Enie: You people really need to make up your minds...
(15:58:33) YiffBot: (Kat) has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:58:37) Timber_Wolf: Oh isnt that cute
(15:58:38) LumberArbiter: I'm not taking her back again.
(15:58:39) Enie: Oh god... that's beautiful o.o
(15:58:53) (Asher) would fuck that snake
(15:58:53) YiffBot: Norxe56 logs into the Chat.
(15:58:58) Enie: Good for you Lumber, I almost feel proud.
(15:59:02) (Asher) or eat it
(15:59:04) YiffBot: Characters - Mstwerkstar has updated their character Carmen
(15:59:13) LumberArbiter: ...
(15:59:21) Timber_Wolf: stuff it and eat it asher?
(15:59:27) LumberArbiter: But I'm honestly going to be depressed for a while.
(15:59:27) (Asher): Either way the snake is fucked
(15:59:53) Enie: I might make that snake officially me being all feral and shit o.o
(16:00:00) Enie: So purty :'D[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ghost's'N'Yawning]
(17:13:58) Enie yaaawns.
(17:14:20) Mikachan throws a squirrel in Ernie's mouth.
(17:15:00) Enie: o.o
(17:15:03) Enie eats it.
(17:16:01) YiffBot: Hexena logs into the Chat.
(17:16:19) YiffBot: Hexena leaves the channel.
(17:16:26) YiffBot: Hexena enters the channel.
(17:16:48) Hexena: o/
(17:17:11) Batboy8189: You ate Jonathan! :C
(17:17:30) Enie: And he was delicious.
(17:17:36) YiffBot: [Matt] enters the channel.
(17:18:28) Mikachan: He had a family... how could you not eat them too?
(17:18:18) YiffBot: Batboy8189 is now known as [Jonathan_Garcia].
(17:18:34) YiffBot: GlowingSedative has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:18:45) Enie: Oh... where are they?
(17:18:47) [Jonathan_Garcia]: 's ghost comes back to haunt Enie. :C
(17:19:09) Mikachan: In that tree. *points*
(17:19:25) [Jonathan_Garcia]: didn't have fam, though. Mom, stepdad, dead army dad, not much else in family though.
(17:19:40) [Jonathan_Garcia]: but still haunts. :C
(17:19:53) Enie eats the ghost too.
(17:19:56) Mikachan: If you stare at him he can't move.
(17:20:08) (Rosette_Contrail): Tastes like Stay Puft.
(17:20:12) YiffBot: Batboy8189 has returned.
(17:20:24) Batboy8189: I'm the ghost of the ghost!
(17:20:41) Mikachan: THank you Master Shake.
(17:21:03) YiffBot: (Lily) has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:21:17) Enie: Derishus ghosts.
(17:21:43) Batboy8189: gives Enie napkin for the ectoplasm.
(17:21:47) YiffBot: Nefret has been logged out (Timeout).
(17:21:55) YiffBot: lukafoxheart logs into the Chat.
(17:22:28) Mikachan yawns
(17:22:35) Enie takes the napkin and cleans her mouth, like a lady.
(17:23:08) Mikachan: Lady, lol
(17:23:13) Enie has the strongest urge to take advantage of Mika's mouth while she yawns.
(17:23:19) Enie: *he
(17:23:24) (Rosette_Contrail): ...
(17:23:31) (Rosette_Contrail): *Suddenly has the urge to yawn.*
(17:23:41) Enie: LOL
(17:23:53) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn these contagious yawns.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Nicknames]
(19:13:42) MissDay: One moment... I have a list of all my nicknames..
(19:13:53) MissDay: Chris/Chrisy/Christy
Sharky/Sharkie
Sharktits
Sharkface
Sharktail
Sharkbutt
Sashimi
Sushi
Finbutt
Fishy Lady
Terrorfeesh/fish
Magicshark
Perv Shark
Finface
Sunshine
Sharkbits
Mermaid
(19:13:59) MissDay: Given thus far.
(19:14:00) Enie: Oh god.
(19:14:30) Enie: Magicshark!
(19:14:32) [Jimmy_Lee_Darrell]: has another one for Chrsitine
(19:14:36) (Murdoc): I like finbutt
(19:14:48) [Jimmy_Lee_Darrell]: SHARKBAIT HOO HA HA!
(19:14:56) MissDay: I don't even remember WHY I was called Magicshark.
(19:15:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Jawsome.
(19:15:08) YiffBot: fox_mccloud logs into the Chat.
(19:15:15) Trixie_Vixie❤: I have an urge to bite someone
(19:15:20) YiffBot: fox_mccloud is now known as (Talon).
(19:15:26) MissDay: I only count ones that people call me, when I'm not talking about my list.
(19:15:27) YiffBot: (Talon) is now known as (Snow).
(19:15:29) Enie: I called you Magicshark the other day... although I don't remember why...
(19:15:37) MissDay: That you did.
(19:15:42) Enie: By other day I believe it was yesterday.
(19:15:43) (Snow) Pads in and looks around.
(19:15:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey! For anyone making an Orca character, I got the perfect name.
(19:15:59) MissDay wants an Orca!
(19:16:05) (Rosette_Contrail): Slammu. He'll be a street brawler.
(19:16:10) MissDay snrks.
(19:16:19) Enie: Lool.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Burfday Art and DedMint]
(20:48:55) (Mint|Drawing): Hey Rose. Hey.
(20:48:56) (Mint|Drawing): Hey.
(20:48:58) (Mint|Drawing): Hey Rose.
(20:49:00) (Mint|Drawing): D:
(20:49:07) Mikachan: LISTEN!
(20:49:10) Batboy8189: Hi, Rose
(20:49:18) (Mint|Drawing): Rose. Hey.
(20:49:19) (Mint|Drawing): Hey.
(20:49:22) Batboy8189: and Hola, Menta!
(20:49:22) (Mint|Drawing): Roooooooose.
(20:49:23) Mikachan: HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
(20:49:30) (Mint|Drawing): Shut up Bat, can't you see I'm busy.
(20:49:32) (Mint|Drawing): Also, hi.
(20:49:33) YiffBot: Characters - 13 wing vamp has created a new character Alarea
(20:49:36) (Mint|Drawing): Hey Roooooose.
(20:49:55) Mikachan: Hey Mint...
(20:50:20) Kiruru: Werewoof.
(20:50:36) (Mint|Drawing): Hi and Hi.
(20:51:09) Kiruru: What'cha artin'?
(20:51:24) (Mint|Drawing): I made something for Rose.
(20:51:24) Mikachan: Ching chong cha-cha chong.
(20:51:30) (Mint|Drawing): Trying to get her attention. :c
(20:51:38) Enie: Rose is eating cake... or something.
(20:52:18) YiffBot: Kirna has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:52:18) YiffBot: Characters - greywolf18 has created a new character Damien
(20:52:46) (Rosette_Contrail): I wonder what I should be doing tonight...
(20:52:48) (Rosette_Contrail): Hm...
(20:53:01) Enie: Mint is trying to get your attention, yo.
(20:53:06) (Mint|Drawing): Roooooooooose.
(20:53:23) (Mint|Drawing): <Pic I Didn't See.>
(21:53:44) (Mint|Drawing): Ohgod I gave myself an error doing that.
(21:53:49) Enie: Niiice.
(21:53:53) Mikachan: That was cute.
(21:53:55) Enie: inb4 Rose didn't see it.
(20:54:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Whoops. What was that? I hit channel select on accident.
(20:54:05) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) logs out of the Chat.
(20:54:06) (Mint|Drawing): HeregoRose.:c
(20:54:07) (Mint|Drawing): QQ
(20:54:11) (Mint|Drawing) kills herself.
(20:54:26) Enie: LOL
(20:54:26) Kiruru: Fuck me that cute..
(20:54:30) (Mint|Drawing): Berbs, must medicate child.
(20:54:31) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara logs into the Chat.
(20:54:34) (Mint|Drawing): And kill myself.
(20:54:35) YiffBot: Mint is now Away. Don't be too long, we'll miss you!
(20:54:35) YiffBot: Sonata_LaVespiara is now known as (Rosette_Contrail).
(20:54:37) YiffBot: Batboy8189 is now known as (Jimmy_Lee_Darrell).
(20:54:43) TheHandsomeFiend guards Mint's grave so her jimmies aren't posthumously rustled.
(20:54:48) Enie: Did you see it this time Rose?
(20:58:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Also, yes. Cute.
(20:58:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Needs more garou breasts though. With cake smeared on them.
(20:59:04) (Rosette_Contrail): '.'
(20:59:13) Enie: X3
(20:59:17) Mint|◷: You would say that.
(20:59:26) Mint|◷: -_-
(20:59:38) (Rosette_Contrail): IluhU
(20:59:48) Mint|◷: Liar.
(20:59:50) Kiruru flail, spaz, seizes.
(20:59:56) Mint|◷: ._.
(20:59:59) Mint|◷ kills herself.
(21:00:24) (Rosette_Contrail): :C
(21:00:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Mint called me a liar.
(21:00:35) TheHandsomeFiend: Mint. What did you make Rose's cake out of?
(21:00:39) (Rosette_Contrail): *Fellates a shotgun.*
(21:00:53) (Mint|Dedz) flails and kicks wildly as FC tries to administer CPR in real life tiemz. OhgodhowamItypingalkdjlacantseetoomucha;tongueinmoufls;dgurgle
(21:01:03) Vaps_The_Morph pokes trixie on the nose.
(21:01:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Do not forget chest compressions FC!
(21:01:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Use your hands.
(21:01:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Grasp large chest.
(21:01:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Compress.
(21:02:30) (Rosette_Contrail): *Rolls to revive IC Garou.*
(21:02:30) Kiruru: ...
(21:02:34) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(21:02:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn.
(21:02:39) (Mint|Dedz): QQ
(21:02:39) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 18.
(21:02:42) (Rosette_Contrail): There we go.
(21:02:43) Kiruru: Mint, have I told you that I hate my imagination?
(21:02:47) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(21:02:47) (Mint|Dedz): HEYO
(21:02:49) YiffBot: Mint has returned.
(21:02:51) Mint: ...
(21:02:54) (Rosette_Contrail): Nope.
(21:02:54) Colte ambles-in, setting down hir traveling items in their usual spots before waving and bidding all a soft nicker, "'ello!"
(21:03:01) YiffBot: Mint is now known as (Mint|DEDZFOREBER).
(21:03:01) Colte: <---- does a double-take!
(21:03:11) Colte: Ish a MINT, AND an FC!
(21:03:18) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): Yes it is. C:
(21:03:23) YiffBot: wolfprint logs into the Chat.
(21:03:29) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): "Hiya Colte."
(21:03:29) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 4.
(21:03:32) (Rosette_Contrail): :C
(21:03:32) YiffBot: wolfprint leaves the channel.
(21:03:36) (Rosette_Contrail): I am horribad.
(21:03:36) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): Rose
(21:03:39) YiffBot: greywolf18 logs into the Chat.
(21:03:41) YiffBot: Lobo_de_tigre logs into the Chat.
(21:03:41) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): What are you doing?!
(21:03:49) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): JESUS TAKE THE DICE
(21:03:49) Kiruru: Can't I just pictured FC trying to tongue kiss a were wolf back to life ._.
(21:03:50) YiffBot: (Mint|DEDZFOREBER) rolls 1d20 and gets 3.
(21:03:53) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): QQ
(21:03:57) Nekiu: *Rolls to preen Rosette*
(21:03:57) Kiruru: GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD
(21:04:02) YiffBot: Nekiu rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(21:04:02) YiffBot: Lobo_de_tigre leaves the channel.
(21:04:07) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): Man.
(21:04:11) Colte grins at the two as shi plops hir tuckus down on a cushioned barstool. Ordering a tankard of 'Nog and rum to start the night off with, the horse nabs a bowl of roasted chestnuts, setting it on hir kilted lap as shi observes the happenings.
(21:04:12) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): Let me down again, Jesus.
(21:04:17) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): ._.
(21:04:19) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(21:04:29) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): I gotta go foodtiemz now. I has lasagna.
(21:04:31) (Rosette_Contrail): *Kicks Nekiu in the face with a narrow superior roll.*
(21:04:31) Kiruru revives Mint with the power of 'boa.
(21:04:33) (Mint|DEDZFOREBER): Berbseses.
(21:04:37) YiffBot: Kiruru rolls 1d20 and gets 8.
(21:04:37) YiffBot: Mint is now Away. Don't be too long, we'll miss you!
(21:04:39) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 18.
(21:04:41) Kiruru: >.>
(21:04:46) (Rosette_Contrail): *Then succeeds in rezzing a Mint.*
(21:04:47) (Rosette_Contrail): Winning.
(21:04:57) YiffBot: (Rosette_Contrail) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(21:05:04) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Close enough.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Blacking Out]
(21:35:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Looks closely between Enies legs to confirm she is nude.*

<Some time later.>

(21:41:10) Enie: o.o
(21:41:16) MissDay: O.O
(21:41:30) Enie: O.O
(21:41:34) Enie: 0.0
(21:41:54) (Rosette_Contrail): *Must have looked too closely at Enie.*
(21:42:09) (Eridor): It happens more than you think, Colte.
(21:42:19) Colte: heheheheh
(21:42:19) (Asher) sucks on the feather, staring seductively at Colte
(21:42:44) YiffBot: Vaps_The_Morph has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:42:47) Colte: Well, if it gets TOO quiet, I start to wonder what folks' are doin', and why they ain't SHARING in the doing-of-eet, wif the rest of us?
(21:42:53) Colte: (\-/)!
(21:42:53) (Asher): c:
(21:43:06) Colte: ::plays tug-o-war wif da feather, whuffling, "MY feather!" ::
(21:43:10) [James]: ((If you must know colte, I am stuck in bed on account of my knee...))
(21:43:22) Enie: Yea, Rose got too close, all of the blood instantly rushed into my penis and I passed out
(21:43:44) Colte: ((Not talkin' 'bout OOC stuffs, James... Folks that are 'IN' da room, but too darn quiet... Sorry to hear 'bout yer sore knee, however ))
(21:43:57) YiffBot: Trixie_Vixie❤ has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:43:57) YiffBot: TheHandsomeFiend has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:43:59) (Rosette_Contrail): *That explains this hardness all over her face. Blinks.* These aren't my glasses.
(21:44:01) [James]: ((tis' ok XD))
(21:44:15) (Eridor): I guess they're just having private conversations. Or there's not that much to say.
(21:44:19) [James]: *runs in circles out of boredom*
(21:44:19) (Eridor): I know the feeling all too well anyway.
(21:44:22) Mikachan: I'm trying to speed up Desmume 0.9.8.
(21:44:39) (Rosette_Contrail): DS Emulator?
(21:44:46) (Asher): Well, 'Your' feather is from 'My' hind end
(21:44:52) Enie: Lol Rose.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Fucking Goblins]
(22:16:54) Kiruru: How I play Magic: FLING GOBLINS AT ALL THE THINGS
(22:16:57) Mint: Well, fly over here and we can play. c:
(22:17:02) Mint: UGH
(22:17:03) Mint: KIRU
(22:17:04) Mint: YOU NIGGER
(22:17:06) Enie: I got one that gives all my sorceries replication.
(22:17:09) YiffBot: Desir leaves the channel.
(22:17:10) Mint: YOU FUCKING WOULD PLAY GOBLINS
(22:17:16) Kiruru: c:
(22:17:22) Mint: >:c[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Stealing Stuff, Cookies, Boners, Pick Up Lines and Missed Jokes]
(23:36:52) Kiruru steals Gadget, like a T.V.
(23:37:06) [Cleo]: *after puzzling over a word for quite some time, she returns the scroll to her cloak. After heading to the bar to grab a drink, she sits down at the other end of the couch Vix sat on, taking a sip of her drink and nomming another sooba*
(23:37:10) (Morty): Before you know it, he'll steal your bike too.
(23:37:22) Kiruru: I can't ride a bike ._.
(23:37:22) (Asher) sharpens his claw covers and targets Kiruru
(23:37:36) (Morty): Woooow, what a useless nigger
(23:37:48) Kiruru: FUCK YOU, MAN ;-;
(23:37:55) Kiruru: *sniff...sniffle*
(23:38:02) (Asher): Give her back
(23:38:11) [Cleo]: Be nice, Ash.
(23:38:18) YiffBot: MercFox enters the channel.
(23:38:23) (Asher): He stole my Gadget
(23:38:23) (Morty) rips off his hand and slaps Kiru with it, and then proceeds to take Gadget back.
(23:38:26) [Vix]: The feline looked over at the coati, "Oh.. hello again!" he smiles warmly at her. "Anything interesting in that scroll of yours? I don't mean to pry, it's just, I've never seen script like that."
(23:38:34) YiffBot: MercFox leaves the channel.
(23:38:39) YiffBot: Characters - greywolf18 has updated their character Othim
(23:38:51) Kiruru pffft.. Is too black to be slapped. Nigga plz.
(23:39:14) (Morty): Nigga, I challenged you to a duel, like a gentleman, but you're such a bitch nigga I instantly won.
(23:39:20) (Rosette_Contrail): Apparently the EOD bot is a Mexican.
(23:39:46) [Cleo]: I don't care who da hell stole Gadget, settle it non-violently. We don't want a damn bar fight, do we? *lightly places a hand on her bow*
(23:39:49) (Morty): And then I took gadget back, the end.
(23:40:02) Kiruru: What ever.
(23:40:10) Kiruru: I'm too sleepy to give a shit. e.e
(23:40:11) (Morty): Damn right.
(23:40:18) (Morty): You take it bitch.
(23:40:27) (Rosette_Contrail): *Steals Morty's detached hand.*
(23:40:50) (Morty) hands Gadget back to Asher and grows another hand... also can't help but wonder what Rose is gonna do with that <.<
(23:41:15) YiffBot: Kirna has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:41:17) (Morty) wiggles the fingers on his detached hand... and then coughs.
(23:41:17) (Asher) happily cuddles Gadget
(23:41:25) (Rosette_Contrail): *Attaches it to a stick. Prods a high shelf.* YES. THE COOKIES ARE MEIN.
(23:41:35) (Morty): Lol
(23:41:44) (Morty) grabs the cookie jar for her o.o
(23:42:39) (Rosette_Contrail): *Steals all the cookies from the cookie jar. Goes Cookie Monster all up on them.* OM NOM NOM NOM
(23:42:55) (Morty): Hooraaay cookies.
(23:43:06) Nekiu: Cookies are a sometimes food
(23:43:32) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga]: covers Nekiu with sugar ants, licks him clean.
(23:43:33) (Morty): Cookies are an always food, like chocolate.
(23:43:34) [Vix]: "Well hey, if you need an introduction to modern civilization, you can just ask me! I may be a bit rusty on modern culture, but, you know, I see things, I pay attention. Ask away!"
(23:43:38) [Cleo]: Cookies are an always food.
(23:43:58) Kiruru drives around in his invisible car. BEE-BE-DEE-BEEP VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I'M A FUCKIN' CAR.
(23:43:58) (Morty): Chocolate and cookies are the only two things you need to live.
(23:44:00) Nekiu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH9IO6iMO78
(23:44:17) (Morty): And now he stole a car D;
(23:44:18) [Cleo]: It is okay. I am almost done, anyway.
(23:44:29) Kiruru: >.>
(23:44:31) (Rosette_Contrail): NO.
(23:44:38) YiffBot: CuteLittleFurryHusky logs into the Chat.
(23:44:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Cookies are not a sometimes food.
(23:44:39) Kiruru: This is my car. I imagined it ._.
(23:44:43) YiffBot: (-Ty-) has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:44:56) (Morty): More like stole it from someone else's imagination
(23:45:00) [Vix]: He nods, "Well, alright. But the offer is still on the table!"
(23:45:10) Kiruru: FUCK YOU *Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms the fuck out.*
(23:45:11) (Rosette_Contrail): *Has lost that awesome car she was thinking of.* DAMNIT RURU.
(23:45:36) (Morty): AND NOW HE STOLE DONTE'S IDENTITY!!
(23:45:38) (Morty): WOW!!
(23:45:45) (Morty): WHAT DOESN'T HE STEAL!!!
(23:45:55) (Rosette_Contrail): Job applications.
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(23:46:03) (Morty): True.
(23:46:06) (Morty): You win.
(23:46:12) Kiruru steals Morty's style o3o
(23:46:15) (Asher): He doesn't steal bikes
(23:46:16) (Morty) gives Rose another sticker.
(23:46:17) [Cleo]: Your soul? He is not Cthulu.
(23:46:26) Kiruru: Actually...
(23:46:35) (Rosette_Contrail): *Proudly displays it.*
(23:46:36) Kiruru: I've stolen a soul or two o.o;
(23:46:49) (Morty): I've stolen souls *nods*
(23:46:55) Kiruru: and a couple hearts
(23:47:00) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] licks Cleo.
(23:47:03) (Morty): Can't even fault him for that.
(23:47:09) Kiruru: and other organs *coughcs*
(23:47:18) [Cleo]: Fuck off. Nobody cares Kiru. You still aren't Cthulu.
(23:47:22) (Asher): That was you?!?!
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(23:47:36) Kiruru: Wooooow, Someone's a lil' angry.
(23:47:46) (Morty): I've met Nyarlathotep once...
(23:47:51) Kiruru: I'm better than Cthulu anyways. I'm blacker than him
(23:47:52) (Morty): that was fun.
(23:47:52) [Cleo]: *ish licked* Da fuck?!?!
(23:48:12) (Rosette_Contrail): I stole viagra from a retirement home once.
(23:48:16) (Rosette_Contrail): I considered it community service.
(23:48:22) (Morty): He killed my family and then game me unlimited powers over the undead, good trade *nods*
(23:48:26) (Morty): *gave
(23:48:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Old people with boners are nasty.
(23:48:42) Nekiu: *Gives Rosette a boner*
(23:48:43) Kiruru: Old people don't need boners.
(23:48:45) [Cleo]: Cthulu sleeps more than you, and probably has more followers on every single social media site than you.
(23:48:58) Kiruru: It just takes blood away from their weak-ass heart
(23:49:12) (Morty): I... have to agree Rose... besides if old people get too wild their hips might break.
(23:49:19) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] keeps licking Cleo.
(23:49:21) Kiruru: What are you? Cthulu's bottom bitch? >.>;
(23:49:41) (Rosette_Contrail): *Removes the boner from Nekiu, gives it to Morty.* Oi, if you can detach parts... can you reintegrate other peoples parts to give you multiple copies? If so, I got a spare penis for you.
(23:49:43) [Cleo]: Antonio, why forth art thou licking me?
(23:50:13) [Cleo]: No, my friend Mu is.
(23:50:20) (Morty): For the record Nyarlathotep is Azathoth's personification on earth with the sole purpose of recruiting people to his side
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(23:50:58) (Morty): I coooould Rose, or I could just make more without integrating other people'
(23:51:02) (Morty): s parts X3
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(23:51:06) (Morty): but thanks.
(23:51:18) (Morty) takes the penis and eats it.
(23:51:24) (Rosette_Contrail): *Shrugs, flopping it around.* I have no use for it, so hey. Free penis.
(23:51:30) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] "Because you are sweet, Cleo." He chuckled.
(23:51:33) (Rosette_Contrail): *And now it's gone.* You're welcome.
(23:51:37) (Morty) now has a spare penis for later.
(23:51:47) (Morty): If it ever happens he needs to grow an extra one.
(23:51:57) (Morty) it's totally there, ready to go.
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(23:52:06) (Morty): X3
(23:52:08) [Cleo]: Okay...
(23:52:29) [Cleo]: ((great pickup line, Antonio))
(23:52:31) (Rosette_Contrail): *Maybe he'll run into two particularly zealous cockmonglers and require a second one in order for there to be enough to go around?*
(23:52:33) (Morty): Oh, and Azathoth is pretty much the most powerful of the outer gods...
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(23:52:55) (Morty): Yay Cthulhu mythos.
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(23:54:18) (Morty) or maybe he'll run into a particularly penis hungry individual and require two to satisfy that one person, who knows, or maybe someone wants some DP and if he really needs to he can become a one person DPer.
(23:54:19) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga]: Well his profile reads that he is a ladies man, so naturally I'll make him act like a tactless douche. Do you buy it, Clei?
(23:54:19) (Morty): X3
(23:54:22) [Cleo]: *takes another drink*
(23:54:37) (Rosette_Contrail): *Or he could randomly grow it on his forehead and be PENISCORN.*
(23:54:53) (Morty) doubts that will happen... but maybe. X3
(23:54:56) (Rosette_Contrail): *Great party trick.*
(23:55:18) (Morty): Indeed it is.
(23:55:30) Nekiu: A ladies man, A ladies man, A lalalalalalalalaladies man
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(23:55:41) (Asher): Meh
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(23:55:52) (Morty): And then Asher was all alone again.
(23:56:16) (Asher): ACTUALLY
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(23:57:01) [Cleo]: If you're asking if I buy the fact that he's a douche, well, not so much. Ladies man? Definitly. Tactless? Maybe.
(23:58:05) (Asher): Who is a tactless douche?
(23:58:26) (Morty): Antonio.
(23:58:39) (Morty): Although he's more stupid than a douche *nods*
(23:58:40) (Asher): Ah, I was about to say.
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(23:59:35) [Cleo]: ((I may alter that pickup line though.))
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(23:59:54) [Cleo]: ((Maybe not go with licking))
(23:59:55) (Rosette_Contrail): He should like, strut up to Cleo and be like...
(23:59:58) (Asher): I can work it!
(01:00:08) (Rosette_Contrail): "HEY BITCH. What's got two thumbs and is built like a tool shed?"
(01:00:17) (Asher): I'll be like: Work that pole!
(01:00:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Then like, point both thumbs at himself one after the other... before going-
(01:00:34) (Rosette_Contrail): "CUZ IT'S WHERE ALL DA HOES ARE AT."
(01:00:39) (Morty): LOL
(01:00:43) (Morty): Yes Rose.
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(01:00:49) (Morty): That would be perfect.
(01:01:22) (Asher): That made no sense. Watch and learn.
(01:01:56) (Asher) sees imaginary Gadget in windward corner.
(01:02:03) (Morty): By made no sense, of course you mean went right over your head.
(01:02:07) [Cleo]: Then I would walk off, seeing as Cleo isn't into his type.
(01:02:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Whooosh.
(01:02:35) (Asher): Shh! You are watching the MASTER
(01:02:57) (Rosette_Contrail):
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Joke

o/ Asher.
(01:03:16) (Morty): ^that
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(01:04:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Here. Allow me to get technical.
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(01:04:59) (Morty): An eagle wearing aviators, so cliche.
(01:05:04) (Morty): LOL
(01:05:11) clydedelfuego: LOL!!
(01:05:22) (Morty): So saved.
(01:08:30) (Asher) approaches silently then leans over her table, 'I'm here, what are your other two wishes?'
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(01:10:43) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] is glad Tim and Cleo enjoy his cooking. ^ ^
(01:10:46) (Asher) walks in with Gadget's wet panties.
(01:11:02) (Morty): ^Wishful thinking
(01:11:15) (Asher): It's gonna happen
(01:11:34) (Morty) feels kind of bad that Asher is so lonely... not really, because he's laughing quite a bit.
(01:11:34) [Cleo]: *taste, not smell
(01:11:43) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] took out his harmonica and played a jaunty little honky-tonk tune on it.
(01:11:55) (Asher): I'm talking to her, right now Morty
(01:12:01) (Morty): Uh huh
(01:12:10) (Morty) sits on Colte's shoulder.
(01:12:19) (Asher): WQhat? you want proof?
(01:12:21) (Morty) again/
(01:12:29) (Morty): Yes.
(01:12:36) (Asher): I can do proof.
(01:12:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Gadget wants to bone me in RL.
(01:12:46) (Morty): Go for it.
(01:12:49) (Rosette_Contrail): And I'm a car ride away from being able to.
(01:12:53) (Rosette_Contrail): So yeah.
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(01:12:57) (Morty): Gogogo Rose X3[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mah Belly]
(01:20:53) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga]: Coati is definitely a prettier animal than the raccoon.
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(01:21:32) (Morty): Ooooh Cleo is adorable... *would totally eat her*
(01:21:53) Kiruru: out.... right?
(01:21:58) [Antonio_Del_Hormiga] offered chapulines to Cleo and Colte.
(01:22:04) (Morty): Nope... just eat her.
(01:22:19) Colte: *Eeples* at da Gryphon!
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(01:22:53) (Morty): Hey Kiru, have you seen Husky playing Broodwar's single player? It's pretty entertainint.
(01:22:55) (Morty): -t +g
(01:23:02) (Rosette_Contrail): I'M BIGGA THAN YOU AHM HIGHYA ON THA FOOD CHAIN. GET. IN. MA. BELLAY.
(01:23:12) (Morty): LOL
(01:23:14) (Morty): Yes[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Biggest Planets and Your Mom]
(23:11:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Yeah anyways go to Google and type in "Biggest Planet." First result in the auto fill in will be the highlighted one.(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/biggest-planet-in-the-world.png)
(23:11:51) Cheshire_Cat: HAH!
(23:11:52) Kenji_Wolf: They did discover that super earth which is a lot bigger than ours..
(23:11:59) Kenji_Wolf: And lemee check Enie
(23:12:00) Rei: Yeah, I know.
(23:12:00) Cheshire_Cat: Biggest planet in the world...
(23:12:06) Rei: 'Biggest planet in the world.';
(23:12:25) (Rosette_Contrail): It's so silly.
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(23:12:28) Cheshire_Cat: I don't think some people got that.
(23:12:29) Kenji_Wolf: Technically the biggest planet in the world is earth, because we have restricted the search to world which tends to mean the one we're standing on
(23:12:30) (Rosette_Contrail): What are these people injecting.
(23:12:40) (Zakkie) takes alices paw and drags her into the otter cave for fun, drugs, and smexy tiem.
(23:12:41) Kenji_Wolf: Yes Enie i do
(23:12:44) (Rosette_Contrail): That's pretty obvious Kenji. Like, woah.
(23:12:56) (Zakkie): Joking. I cant kidnap. XD
(23:13:00) Rei: Mind totally blown, man...
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(23:13:16) (Zakkie): Otherwise, itd be taken 3.
(23:13:17) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm making fun of the fact it's such a popular search result. Obviously they mean in the Universe because that's where planets are derp.
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(23:13:27) (Rosette_Contrail): :7
(23:13:43) Enie has an aneurysm from too much laughter.
(23:13:45) Rei: No... No. Knowing 'Murricans, they meant planet.
(23:13:58) (Rosette_Contrail): Also I'm not patronizing or making fun of you so stop typing a scathing reply.
(23:13:59) Kenji_Wolf: THe biggest planet in the universe is 'MURICA
(23:14:22) (Rosette_Contrail): Damn, if you had posted a scathing reply that would have been comedic genius.
(23:14:30) Nekiu: World is a pretty vague word... It doesn't really mean just the earth
(23:14:30) Rei: Because God wouldn't make useless things, so the only planet has to to be Earth. And the Sun is not a star, because it doesn't have 5 pointy parts, you know!
(23:14:54) (Rosette_Contrail): Oi! Rei you big fat asshole.
(23:14:59) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm an unwilling American.
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(23:15:05) Cheshire_Cat: ......
(23:15:09) (Rosette_Contrail): So until I move you're making fun of me by proxy and I DON'T DESERVE THAT.
(23:15:12) (Rosette_Contrail): :C
(23:15:14) Cheshire_Cat: World... means... earth.
(23:15:19) (Rosette_Contrail): I am intelligent and such.
(23:15:20) Kenji_Wolf:
When people say world they tend to mean the Earth
(23:15:28) Kenji_Wolf: if they were on mars, then they'd likely mean mars
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(23:15:40) Kenji_Wolf: When one says "in the world" they are usually referring to the world they are standing upon
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(23:15:42) Cheshire_Cat: Like... biggest mountain in the world.
(23:15:46) Rei: Nekiu, you're a moron.
(23:15:47) Rei: world/wərld/
Noun:

The earth, together with all of its countries, peoples, and natural features.
All of the people, societies, and institutions on the earth.
(23:15:49) Cheshire_Cat: biggest... whale on the planet?
(23:16:02) Nekiu: world
[wurld] Show IPA
noun
1.
the earth or globe, considered as a planet.
2.
( often initial capital letter ) a particular division of the earth: the Western world.
3.
the earth or a part of it, with its inhabitants, affairs, etc., during a particular period: the ancient world.
4.
humankind; the human race; humanity: The world must eliminate war and poverty.
5.
the public generally: The whole world knows it.
(23:16:04) Cheshire_Cat: largest tree found on the planet.
(23:16:09) Cheshire_Cat: all restricted to earth.
(23:16:10) Nekiu: omg dictionaries, words have more than one meaning I'm so scared
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(23:16:11) Enie: For the love of god Kenji, shut up.
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(23:16:27) Kenji_Wolf: sorry Enie x.x
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(23:16:38) Enie: Damn right you are.
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(23:16:56) Rei: I don't see anything in your definition that includes planets other than Earth. GG for owning yourself Nekiu.
(23:16:58) Cheshire_Cat: If it is a planet, you ask "Biggest planet in the universe? Solar system? Etc."
(23:17:05) (Tenem_(movie)[x.x]: i give up , lol.
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(23:17:44) Nekiu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World enjoy more words then bitch about how its wiki and anybody can do what they want to it and all of wiki is idiots
(23:17:56) Enie: What is the biggest planet with-in the ever expanding mass of dark energy we call the universe?
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(23:18:15) Rei: Hmm. Good question Enie. I've never considered that.
(23:18:39) Kenji_Wolf: I am unsure we really know
(23:18:42) Rei: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/09/060914-largest-planet.html
(23:19:01) Rei: 1.4x larger than Jupiter.
(23:19:10) Enie: Damn son.
(23:19:16) Enie: That's pretty big.
(23:19:22) Rei: Indeed.
(23:19:22) Kenji_Wolf: Could be a failed star?
(23:19:25) Enie: I want to go to a gas planet and light a match...
(23:19:35) Rei: No.
(23:19:55) Rei: Stars have no ground mass, where as even Gas Giants such a Jupiter do have a surface.
(23:20:02) Enie: I'd die... but it'd be the coolest death ever.
(23:20:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Your mom is the biggest thing in the known universe.(http://www.trolino.com/image?id=14578)
(23:20:07) (Rosette_Contrail): Brn.
(23:20:33) Rei: lawl
(23:20:44) Cheshire_Cat: yes Rose.
(23:20:46) Cheshire_Cat: Just yes.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Coffee, Extra Manly]
(17:38:07) (Murdoc) gives mari coffee to keep her awake
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(17:38:23) (Mari) doesn't drink coffee.
(17:38:46) (Rosette_Contrail): I don't drink coffee.
(17:38:55) (Rosette_Contrail): I brew a gallon bucket up and dunk my face in it while boiling hot.
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(17:39:30) (Ginger~): .....
(17:39:33) (Ginger~): Ouch.
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(17:39:36) (Rosette_Contrail): *Immediately sprouts a nine o clock shadow.*
(17:39:38) (Rosette_Contrail): ...Goddamnit.
(17:39:41) Aislinn: Well doesn't everyone, Rose?
(17:39:42) (Mari): I don't take coffee into my body.
(17:40:08) (Rosette_Contrail): *Shaves the unflattering hair away.* I need to stop saying overtly exaggerated manly things.
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(17:41:09) (Rosette_Contrail): I PUNCH THE COFFEE BEANS UNTIL THEY CRY AND DRINK THE TEARS EXTRA BLACK.
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(17:41:15) (Rosette_Contrail): I can imagine that being a rebuttal.
(17:41:36) Aislinn: Geez Rose
(17:41:43) Aislinn: So manly xD
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(17:41:56) Rei: ~Has no idea what is going on, so he just resumes snuggling the three ladies~
(17:42:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Inorite.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Ginger's Caverns]
(17:51:46) (Ginger~) cums bucket.
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(17:52:02) (Ginger~): I type too loud.
(17:52:05) (Zakkie): Nice, Ginger.
(17:52:08) Aislinn: Very loud
(17:52:14) Annabella saves Ginger's cum for later.
(17:52:17) (Rosette_Contrail): Ow, I bet it hurt passing that bucket Ginger.
(17:52:24) (Ginger~): LOLOl
(17:52:34) (Ginger~): Oh god.
(17:52:40) (Ginger~): you're so funny Rose.
(17:53:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Nyuk nyuk. :B
(17:53:27) (Zakkie): And now..Bored.
(17:53:47) Aislinn: Rose is a silly birdy
(17:54:04) (Zakkie): -/msg Annabella *night
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(17:54:27) (Zakkie): Fuck this phone.
(17:54:42) Syfr: Not without dinner and a movie first.
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(17:55:24) (Zakkie): Id prolly get more service..ha..
(17:55:44) Annabella: lol Zak
(17:56:32) (Ginger~): o uo;
(17:56:36) (Ginger~) cums more buckets.
(17:56:46) (Zakkie): Yum
(17:56:57) (Zakkie): *eats a bucket*
(17:57:06) (Zakkie): *and swallows*
(17:57:09) (Ginger~): Buckets and buckets and buckets of vixen cum!
(17:57:14) (Zakkie): *Like he should*
(17:57:24) (Ginger~): I have a problem.
(17:57:30) (Ginger~): It just won't stop.
(17:57:31) (Ginger~): Oh god.
(17:57:32) (Zakkie): Nooo
(17:57:32) (Ginger~): Help me.
(17:57:39) (Zakkie): what made you say that?
(17:57:40) (Ginger~): Helllp meee. o.o;
(17:57:43) (Zakkie): Xd
(17:57:44) Aislinn: o-o I think you might want to get that checked. You shouldn't be passing that many buckets
(17:57:46) (Zakkie): XD
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(17:58:01) (Zakkie): UGH.
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(17:58:09) (Ginger~): Hnnnng, *passes a bucket* Uh, is this like a kidney stone
(17:58:09) Syfr: Help you cum more buckets? Sounds fun.
(17:58:12) (Ginger~): ?
(17:58:23) (Rosette_Contrail): I mean, are we talking industrial metal buckets or those cute little sand pails? I mean, the bigger ones are gonna make you so loose girl.
(17:58:37) Annabella: o.o
(17:58:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Cavernous.
(17:58:47) Aislinn: Construction sized!
(17:58:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Then Zak can go spelunking!
(17:58:55) (Ginger~): Oh for fucks sake, Rose.
(17:59:09) (Rosette_Contrail): *Sets a mining helmet on Zak's head, pat pat.*
(17:59:09) Syfr: I'm lol'ing so much
(17:59:13) Aislinn: Rose, you're gonna make her unable to breath xD
(17:59:29) (Ginger~): Yo ho, yo ho, off to work we go.
(17:59:37) (Rosette_Contrail): Ginger is pretty tight.
(17:59:40) (Rosette_Contrail): I bet he'll find diamonds.
(17:59:46) (Ginger~): I...
(17:59:47) (Ginger~): oh god.
(17:59:57) (Zakkie): Haha. *Brings a diamond pickaxe*
(18:00:13) (Ginger~): Arr, you'll be findin' gold in meh booty.
(18:00:17) (Rosette_Contrail): That's for obsidian dum dum. I doubt she's THAT hot in there.
(18:00:20) Syfr: You only need a gold one to find diamonds.
(18:00:28) (Zakkie): *And forgets the condoms...by 'accident'*
(18:00:31) (Rosette_Contrail): "Oh baby you're like lava."
(18:00:35) (Rosette_Contrail): "No, really, my dick is gone."
(18:00:40) (Ginger~): This is too much.
(18:00:43) Syfr: "AHHHH IT'S ON FIRE"
(18:00:45) (Zakkie): Alright..
(18:00:50) (Ginger~): Stop drop, roll?
(18:00:57) Aislinn: UH OH! FIRE FIRE!
(18:01:00) Syfr: IN THE LAVA CAVERN?
(18:01:05) (Zakkie): ..Dont get me going now. X//D
(18:01:11) (Zakkie): LOL
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(18:01:33) Aislinn makes note not to do ginger without an obsidian condom o-o
(18:01:35) Syfr: "This was a terrible choice of vacation spots!"
(18:01:52) (Rosette_Contrail): Zakkie is gonna be like fwoosh.(https://e621.net/post/show/176167/balddumborat-balls-blush-canine-comic-cum-death-de)
(18:02:27) (Zakkie): God. Thatd be awful
(18:02:33) Annabella fills glasses with water and ice then slips in diamond shards and leaves them on a table innocent for all to drink.
(18:02:37) Aislinn: LUL
(18:04:31) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm sorry for ruining your horny Gingy.
(18:04:36) (Rosette_Contrail): You can go back to cumming lava buckets now.
(18:04:44) (Rosette_Contrail): ♥
(18:04:45) (Ginger~): Hnnnnnnng.
(18:04:58) Aislinn: She's busy laughing
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(18:07:43) (Murdoc) liiiiiiiiiicks EVERYONE
(18:07:55) (Ginger~) dumps a bucket of hot, steaming, lava cum on Murdoc.
(18:07:56) (Rosette_Contrail): Since we're on the topic of mining, would it be very fitting for a guy on Ginger to finish with "And boom goes the dynamite"?
(18:08:01) Luc: so
(18:08:15) Luc: best name for a dungeons and dragons lets play: roll to save vs virginity
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(18:08:18) (Ginger~): Oh god.
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(18:08:22) (Ginger~): That's just.. I don't even know.
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(18:08:33) Aislinn: Yes Luc..yes
(18:08:35) (Ginger~): Ya'llre a mess.
(18:08:52) (Murdoc) rolls around in gingers hot spooge, is fireproof anyway.
(18:09:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Gotta make some industrial drill noises going in.
(18:09:20) (Rosette_Contrail): BORING A NEW TUNNEL.
(18:09:24) (Rosette_Contrail): RRRRRRRRRRR
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(18:09:57) Syfr: Careful
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(18:10:07) Syfr: You definitely DO NOT want to breach the wall to the next tunnel over
(18:10:23) (Rosette_Contrail): All that flooding.
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(18:10:33) (Ginger~): o.o;
(18:10:34) RasAngabo: You'd have a bad time, m'kay?
(18:10:36) (Rosette_Contrail): Diggy diggy hole.
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(18:10:53) Syfr: xD
(18:10:56) Xx_Hakurou_xX: hey guys
(18:11:04) (Rosette_Contrail): You all now imagine Ginger with a Dwarf.
(18:10:55) YiffBot: Beatles123 is now known as [Matt].
(18:11:39) RasAngabo: Human dwarf or dwarf-dwarf?
(18:11:43) Aislinn: Thank you Rose.
(18:11:48) Aislinn: That image is amazing
(18:11:54) (Rosette_Contrail): Whichever is funnier?
(18:12:15) Luc: ...
(18:12:17) YiffBot: Yforum - RP Requests > Looking for some IM-based fun.
(18:12:25) Luc: a sentient piece of ginger thats also a dwarf?
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(18:12:44) (Rosette_Contrail): Ooo! You can stuff Luc in there, he'll be the mining canary. If he detects gas leaks he'll pass out.
(18:13:09) (Zakkie): Oh god..
(18:13:11) Luc: *farts*
(18:13:21) (Zakkie): Im fucking cracking up..
(18:13:27) Luc: *doesnt breath. is immune to gas*
(18:13:29) (Zakkie): XD
(18:13:48) (Rosette_Contrail): Even better! He can be sent as a forward scout.
(18:14:01) (Rosette_Contrail): No need to risk the other oxygen breathers lives right?
(18:14:07) (Murdoc) gives ginger a big hug still coated in her lava spooge
(18:14:13) (Ginger~): What the fuck did I come back too...

<And theeeeeen->

(18:14:42) (Rosette_Contrail): And on that note I'm done, that's what I was waiting to end this little collection of comedy with.
(18:14:51) (Rosette_Contrail): A good ol fashioned "What the fuck."
(18:15:06) (Rosette_Contrail): Thank you Gingy you've been great. ♥
(18:15:08) ManedAshes: (Is anyone interested in role playing?)
(18:15:18) (Ginger~): ~
(18:15:23) (Ginger~): Anytime, Roseburd~ < 3
(18:15:37) (Ginger~): If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doomed to be miserable~
(18:16:14) (Zakkie): Okay. That honestly made my day.
(18:16:16) (Murdoc) liiicks ginger again
(18:16:16) (Rosette_Contrail): Well, I hope I wasn't making too much fun of you. There is an extent before it gets annoying. Enie found that when she kept pointing out Ruru was a nigger.
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(18:16:26) (Zakkie): ugh. Im crying. XD
(18:16:41) (Ginger~): I love you guys, I really do. x3
(18:16:52) Luc: *takes away zakkie's onions*
(18:17:15) (Zakkie): thanks, luc. ^^
(18:17:38) (Ginger~) is surprised that Ruru hasn't popped up.
(18:17:50) [Matt]: Maned, you wanted an RP?
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(18:18:02) (Rosette_Contrail): Hey, throw those onions in Ginger with some meat and some kidney beans and spices and so on and make a nice pot of chili.
(18:18:02) (Rosette_Contrail): That'd hit that spot.
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(18:18:35) Aislinn: She already has the buckets!
(18:18:38) (Rosette_Contrail): :7
(18:18:45) ManedAshes: (No, I just asked to get a general consensus. *Winks.*)
(18:19:17) (Ginger~): Ooh, chili.
(18:19:20) (Zakkie): *Brings an expedition team with him to go threw ginger's cavern and explore her caves* ..Cmon team!
(18:19:20) [Matt]: (We;; if you are, whisper me X2~)
(18:19:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Now I'm hungry.
(18:19:29) (Rosette_Contrail): BRB chili.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Animate Ash and Mary Jane]
(18:29:12) YiffBot: ManedAshes leaves the channel.
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(18:29:34) [Haku]♀: *waves to paw* ello
(18:29:48) Enie: ManedAshes? That's a silly name.
(18:30:14) [Haku]♀: i thought so too
(18:30:15) Luc: o.o but enie
(18:30:22) Luc: its what happens when you light a lion on fire
(18:30:37) (Rosette_Contrail): You can't put manes on ashes, they'll just blow away and you'll have ManedAir which sounds silly.
(18:30:50) (Ginger~): o.o;
(18:30:59) (Rosette_Contrail): It makes me think he's playing the cremated remains of a Lion.
(18:30:59) Enie: I thought of a spec of ash with a mane, running around rawring at things until a gust of wind came and it was gone.
(18:31:22) Luc: maybe its a group of ash ketchup clones mixed with lions?
(18:31:25) (Ginger~) Spec of Ash
(18:31:32) [Haku]♀: oh god
(18:31:33) YiffBot: (Ginger~) is now known as (Speck_of_Ash).
(18:31:36) Aislinn: RAW- OH SHIT THE WIIiiiiiiinnnnnnd....~!
(18:31:41) Rei: o.o
(18:31:48) Enie: Exactly Linn. X3
(18:31:50) (Rosette_Contrail): (>=3)
(18:31:50) (Speck_of_Ash) rawr rawr rawr rawr, I'm a bad as-- WIND OH MY Go--
(18:31:56) Rei: I spaced out again. <.<;
(18:31:57) YiffBot: Syfr has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:32:06) (Speck_of_Ash): Stop thinking about my tits, Rei.
(18:32:31) Enie: DOTA2 tiems!
(18:32:39) (Rosette_Contrail): But those poor things are gonna starve or get pounced by a cat or something else horrible!
(18:32:44) Aislinn: TITS
(18:32:46) (Rosette_Contrail): You need to take care of your tits.
(18:32:54) Rei: Mmmn... Panda tits.
(18:33:01) [Haku]♀: hahaa
(18:33:09) YiffBot: (Speck_of_Ash) is now known as (Ginger/FoxyPanda).
(18:33:32) (Rosette_Contrail): *Still has panda paint on her.* Well, I'm not a tit but I am a burd so I guess that's close enough.
(18:33:32) 420Bot: (Sergal) logs into the Chat.
(18:33:44) 420Bot: (Sergal) is now known as (Nostro).
(18:33:57) (Ginger/FoxyPanda): Holy fucking shit, Nostro.
(18:33:59) (Nostro): Hey
(18:34:09) YiffBot: Rei is now known as (Rei|LoL).
(18:34:10) (Nostro): Been awhile
(18:34:16) Luc: ._. *stares at the wall* why am i not dead yet?
(18:34:36) (Rei|LoL): Because no one will let me kill you. <.<
(18:34:37) (Lindsey): @Luc: You aren't trying hard enough
(18:34:43) (Lindsey): also
(18:34:51) (Lindsey) sooper floofs the Luc
(18:34:53) Luc: *tries really hard to will himself to death*
(18:34:57) Luc:
(18:34:57) YiffBot: Silver_Moon leaves the channel.
(18:35:10) Luc: ... i read that as sailor moon
(18:35:13) (Nostro): How are things lately? I've had a surge of nostalgia to come here and undergo some semi-intellegent talk and possibly Role-Playe.
(18:35:28) [Haku]♀: same i do it all the time
(18:35:38) (Rosette_Contrail): *Backs a dump truck into the opposite side of the wall, causing it to fall on Luc. Runs around all faux shocked.* EHRMAGURD he willed the wall to death him!
(18:36:21) (Rosette_Contrail): Hallo Nugstro.
(18:36:39) (Nostro)(Has a weed avatar.): Haha, Rosette.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Indecisive]
(18:37:25) (Nostro): I really missed you all, so I wanted to say hey and chat for a bit.
(18:37:28) (Nostro):
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(18:38:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Missed the comedy hour earlier, things have died down a bit.
(18:38:43) (Zakkie): Meh. Thought that counts.
(18:38:53) zenkitamura starts to thrash around, snarling
(18:38:59) (Nostro): Oh, well let's start up another riot.
(18:39:01) YiffBot: arron_the_dragon|◷ leaves the channel.
(18:39:01) [Haku]♀: yup
(18:39:11) (Nostro): *lights a boomer off in the middle of the room*
(18:39:12) (Nostro): ?
(18:39:16) (Rei|LoL): About to start a game of League. I'll molest you three in a bit, Enie, 'Linn and Rose.
(18:39:21) (Rosette_Contrail): We need someone stupid to make fun of.
(18:39:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Damnit Rei you're good at this.
(18:39:30) YiffBot: (Murdoc) enters the channel.
(18:39:42) (Rosette_Contrail): We need a pro. :C
(18:40:07) (Rei|LoL): Fiiiiine. I'll do a quickie on a few people to fill your need.
(18:40:15) (Nostro): lol.
(18:40:20) (Nostro): hahaha
(18:40:23) zenkitamura: where the fuck is rai...
(18:40:28) (Rosette_Contrail): Nah it's okeh. I gotta eat anyways.
(18:40:39) (Rei|LoL): kjsno;knw
(18:40:47) (Rei|LoL): Make up your mind woman.
(18:40:58) (Rosette_Contrail): NO
(18:41:00) (Rosette_Contrail): I HAET YOU
(18:41:01) (Nostro): How are you all?
(18:41:06) (Rosette_Contrail): ♥
(18:41:13) (Rei|LoL): Then get me a turkey on rye with mayo! ♥
(18:41:24) (Rosette_Contrail): I read that as Mayor.
(18:41:31) (Rosette_Contrail): Turkey is for fehgets.
(18:41:32) (Rei|LoL): Derp Burd.
(18:41:58) (Rosette_Contrail): I am not! `v'[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Minecraft Art]
(19:26:54) Aislinn kidnaps Ginger forevers
(19:27:12) (Rosette_Contrail): Gingy! Aislinn!
(19:27:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Can I watch with an artpad for pose reference? I'll give you arts. :7
(19:27:39) Aislinn: o_o Yush!
(19:28:27) (Rosette_Contrail): Yey! *Whips out artpad and mechanical pencil. And camera. And film camera. And film studio.*
(19:28:34) (Rosette_Contrail): ...I need a lot of references to get it perfect.
(19:29:18) YiffBot: earthfox-twinwolf logs into the Chat.
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(19:30:40) ThatGingerFoxGirl: o 3o
(19:30:54) (Zephie): Haha wow whoops looked away for too long
(19:31:01) ThatGingerFoxGirl crawls on top of Aislinn and locks lips with her, looking over at Rose, "Does this work?"
(19:31:24) (Zephie): Not much is up for me...chilling for the evening and bored, looking for someone—I mean, something, to do
(19:31:40) ThatGingerFoxGirl: X33 Waves to Zephie~ **
(19:31:44) YiffBot: ThatGingerFoxGirl is now known as (Ginger~).
(19:31:49) Aislinn: I would totally pose for arts during sex xD
(19:31:54) (Zephie): (oh my dog's name is Aislinn)
(19:31:57) (Ginger~) wonders if Rei is watching the hot panda on rox sex?
(19:31:59) (Zephie): (Nice name)
(19:32:04) (Ginger~): what the fuck is a rox? xD
(19:32:08) (Zephie): *waves back at Ginger*
(19:32:19) (Ginger~): I would too! xD
(19:32:27) (Rosette_Contrail): *Rubs chin, holds fingers in rectangle, puts pencil up as reference against them, then ponders some more.* I'm not sure. It's hot but...
(19:32:53) (Ginger~): Rose, just draw diamonds in my vagina. That'll be the sure fire way to make it awesome. Oh, and hot lava spooge.
(19:32:58) [Fluffy]: "Sex is always good in artwork, no matter what it is."
(19:33:16) (Rei|LoL): Dafuq did I walk back in to?
(19:33:18) (Rosette_Contrail): I'll draw you spread eagle and holding yourself open with a shot of a Minecraft cavern superimposed inside.
(19:33:24) (Rosette_Contrail): That'll do.
(19:33:28) (Ginger~): LOLOLOLOL
(19:33:29) Luc: nonono
(19:33:42) Luc: have her spread legged with a creeper coming out of it
(19:33:44) (Ginger~): Oh my fucking god, do it, Rose, DO IT.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Huevos]
(20:28:15) (Rosette_Contrail): It's funny. Heuvadoches reminds me of Huevos which is Spanish for eggs/balls yet she doesn't have any. Well, no external ones.
(20:28:36) (Zach): Sweet. i play him sometimes, but mainly nautilus
(20:28:46) Enie watches who's rine.
(20:28:48) (Zach): And Kennen
(20:29:09) YiffBot: Cherry_Bomb logs into the Chat.
(20:29:13) (Rosette_Contrail): I play Viktor.
(20:29:15) (Horatio_Hufflepuff): Singed is poison. D=
(20:29:20) Trixie_Vixie: *Looks for a lap to cuddle in.*
(20:29:29) (Zach): I tried Viktor, but I could never get the hang of him
(20:29:32) [Fluffy] doesn't have LoL game. XD
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(20:29:37) (Blue): -gives trix a lap-
(20:29:45) Heuvadoches: Rosette: Correct. Now look up Huevos del los Doches. Or "Eggs at 12" ... You'll find them as a genetic anomaly in the Dominican Republic. A child is born female looking ... and at puberty the testis finally descend.
(20:29:46) (Rosette_Contrail): Yeah, the laser is a bit tough to get used to but GREAT for poking.
(20:30:11) (Zach): yeah, I know! You can start the beam at edge of circle. lol, its crazy
(20:30:15) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf logs into the Chat.
(20:30:22) Heuvadoches: My furry name is a lesson in human oddity.
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(20:30:34) (Ginger): That's neat, Heuva.
(20:30:37) YiffBot: Cherry_Bomb logs out of the Chat.
(20:30:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Pft. Considering some of the ten year olds I've seen that's not much of a genetic anomaly anymore. x7
(20:30:42) (Ginger): Like, really neat.
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(20:30:58) (Zach): Lol, wow Rosette
(20:31:04) YiffBot: fox_mccloud logs into the Chat.
(20:31:13) YiffBot: Timber_Wolf enters the channel.
(20:31:15) (Zach): Hi Fox
(20:31:18) YiffBot: fox_mccloud is now known as (Talon).
(20:31:20) Heuvadoches: Thank you, Ginger.
(20:31:22) (Talon): that was weird
(20:31:22) Timber_Wolf: Howdy folks
(20:31:28) (Zach): er, Talon. Lol
(20:31:30) (Rei|LoL): ~Snuggles Gingy while waiting to see if there's another match coming~
(20:31:31) Trixie_Vixie: Hi Timbie
(20:31:32) (Rosette_Contrail): I should use that term though when I get Xbox Live. I'm sure there are a few ten/twelve year olds who I can subtly insult with it.
(20:31:35) (Talon): hey tim and zach
(20:31:44) (Ginger): Rose. , 3
(20:31:47) (Ginger): < 3[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Normal Face]
<Context: Timber has an avatar of a creepily wide grinning wolf.>
(20:32:46) Timber_Wolf: mari made me a new um
(20:32:50) (Talon): hmm owo nah its just a small cold, nuthin too serious
(20:32:53) Timber_Wolf: avatar?
(20:33:12) Timber_Wolf: <<<<< whatever thr hell you call this thing
(20:33:14) Heuvadoches: Sad part about it is ... I'm about 10 pages in and still don't have a name for the main lead female. Her name is "Protagonist" right now. :/
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(20:33:34) [Fluffy]: (Pic)
(20:33:34) (Horatio_Hufflepuff): Rose, I've been playing Evelynn today.
(20:33:34) (Talon): Icon?
(20:33:35) (ChiBBiFwa): its an avatar
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(20:33:41) (Zach): Well, thats good Talon, hope ya get to feeling better
(20:33:50) Timber_Wolf: Yeah that x3
(20:34:07) Timber_Wolf: It was anice surpise nwn
(20:34:10) (Rosette_Contrail): It's Timby's rape face.
(20:34:11) (Rosette_Contrail): Or normal face.
(20:34:18) (Zach): Lol
(20:34:22) (Talon): you mean normal xD
(20:34:26) (Rei|LoL)♀ red pandas it up.
(20:34:31) Timber_Wolf: Theres a difference?
(20:34:31) YiffBot: (Blue) leaves the channel.
(20:34:32) (Talon): oh darn rose beat me to it
(20:34:33) YiffBot: Characters - ThatGingerFoxGirl has updated their character Lyra Renegade
(20:34:34) YiffBot: Rei has returned.
(20:34:35) Timber_Wolf: X3[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I Yam Psychic]
(23:35:19) (Ginger/SneezyFox.): m,ml gvbf
(23:35:22) (Ginger/SneezyFox.): ddddddddddddddddd'p;/)/
(23:35:27) YiffBot: wolfprint leaves the channel.
(23:35:34) Colte: <---- ish armed with nuts... Kingdoms have fallen with less!
(23:35:39) (Kane'[CAM]): Yes Vixen?
(23:35:45) (Rosette_Contrail): Ginger fell on the keyboard.
(23:35:49) YiffBot: (Jonathan)❤ leaves the channel.
(23:35:50) Kiruru doesn't give a shit, continues to do the Kiru dance uninterrupted.
(23:35:53) (Kane'[CAM]): She did!!!!
(23:36:00) (Kane'[CAM]): SHE REALLY FUCKIN DID!
(23:36:04) (Ginger/SneezyFox.): That's exactly what happened...
(23:36:07) (Blue): i dun feel like it james
(23:36:10) Colte: Too much of the 'Nog-n-rum, Ginger?
(23:36:15) (Rosette_Contrail): *Is psychic.*[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Foxy Solution]
(23:40:54) Enie: Hmmmm... I dunno Zappy, overall it doesn't seem creepy at all... I think in its description you should stick to more cryptic vague explanations of it, and develop its weirdness through RPing *nods*
(23:41:08) Enie: I mean... the creature itself seems creepy
(23:41:17) Enie: Just not the way it's presented *nod nods*
(23:41:21) Enie: -'
(23:41:40) [The_Owl]: =I only somewhat helpful.
(23:41:43) كارما: just turn it into a big floppy foxydick, it will look fine.
(23:41:51) Enie: Yes.
(23:42:35) [Aglæca]: Fantastic piece of advice right there. ))
(23:42:41) [The_Owl]: BRILLIANT KARMA!
(23:42:42) كارما: i'm good like that
(23:43:18) [Aglæca]: I'd hug you but im ripping my owl apart with an unpicker. ))
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(23:43:58) كارما: i don't know about you sisters but i wouldn't want to put a rocketfinger in my hoohoo :/
(23:44:53) [The_Owl]: <_< BANG GOES THE HOOHAA
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(23:45:19) (Murdoc) flops'
(23:45:32) كارما: bang zoom right to the moon[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Carpal Tunnel]
(04:34:17) Colte: Oi! *Waves* to da Nick!
(04:34:25) YiffBot: sperminspace logs into the Chat.
(04:34:25) Colte: *Waves* da g-nights to Devon
(04:34:32) YiffBot: sperminspace is now known as (Spayce).
(04:34:35) (Spayce): Hai.
(04:34:36) Colte: *Waves* da 'ello, to da Spayce
(04:34:56) Colte: <---- ish startin' to develop the 'Carpal Tunnel', from all da damn waving!
(04:34:56) YiffBot: Zarion leaves the channel.
(04:34:59) NickNightWolf: *Pounces down beside Colte* Hiya!
(04:35:59) Colte smiles, nodding hir head at the unexpected reply... Waving hir free hand in a polite gesture, the horse nickers, "Oh, don't mind me... I am a 'Pagan', so it just caught my curiosity is all."
(04:36:09) (Rosette_Contrail): Depending on how you decide to spend your free time in a moment of aroused boredom it may have been developing quite a while before that Colte.
(04:36:10) (Rosette_Contrail): :7
(04:36:34) Colte laughs, wrapping hir arm 'round da Nick's waist, then leans over and gives his nose a playful kiss! "An' how's yerself, eh?"
(04:36:49) (Mari): I really hate my internet!
(04:36:53) Colte: LOL@da Burd![/spoiler]

[spoiler=Underwear]
(16:01:07) YiffBot: Enie logs into the Chat.
(16:01:49) Ani~: Well look who it is!!
(16:01:53) Ani~: Enie.
(16:02:04) Enie: Where?!?
(16:02:23) [The_Owl]: [[Allo Enie. Hoo~]]
(16:02:25) Enie: Oh... wait.
(16:02:25) (Rosette_Contrail): x7 *Guesses it all went over the kitties head a bit. Oh well, just chuckles and goes back to nuzzle-preening the Ani, shifting out of snuggles a bit to play with hair. Mussing it into little designs all "Mm-mm gurl you is gonna look fine." and stuff.*
(16:02:39) Enie: Hello both of youse
(16:02:42) (Rosette_Contrail): There's an Enie under there!
(16:02:59) Enie: Under where!!??
(16:03:01) Ani~: -Sat there, getting a make-over, no matter the hairstyle she works each and every one.-
(16:03:12) (Rosette_Contrail): =D You said underwear.
(16:03:19) Ani~: XD
(16:03:24) Enie: Teehee.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Hygiene Technician]
(16:07:51) Ani~: Srs rp now! Pl0x!
(16:07:55) Enie: o.o
(16:07:57) (Rosette_Contrail): If not, coincidentally I'm watching this speedrun so enjoy.
(16:07:58) Pharun: Shake it like a polaroid picture?
(16:08:23) Enie: HOLD ON!
(16:08:24) Ani~: owo...
(16:08:27) Enie: Lemme go shower.
(16:08:31) Enie: And then we RP *nods*
(16:08:46) Ani~: Dethklok! Dethklok!
(16:08:51) Ani~: Fiiiine. e.e;;
(16:09:03) Ani~: If..being clean and..hygiene is SOO important to you.
(16:09:14) Ani~: Go have your stupid shower.
(16:09:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Ani should join her.
(16:09:40) (Rosette_Contrail): Clean and hygiene is good.
(16:09:59) Ani~: That would NOT be hygienic.
(16:09:59) [The_Owl] uses telekinesis to steal things from about the tavern.
(16:10:09) Ani~: -Had a hygiene certificate.-
(16:10:13) Ani~: Umyah.
(16:10:14) (Rosette_Contrail): Plus I can make some awesome hair styles with soapy hair. :7
(16:10:15) Ani~: Has*
(16:10:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Nope had. Too late, that's not a typo.
(16:10:39) Ani~: Speaking of hair..I am going to take the plunge..and have all my hair chopped into a pixie cut.
(16:10:51) Ani~: ...well I HAD one...then got another xP
(16:11:03) Ani~: and WILL get a fourth if need be.
(16:11:34) [The_Owl]: [[+_+ PIXIE CUTS ARE CUTE! +o+ ]]
(16:11:36) (Rosette_Contrail): *Imagines a piece of paper with "I am hijean teknision" written on it in crayon.*[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Lolipops]
(16:14:50) Ani~: My hair is...crazy curly so I cant get a nice...really short one. =w=
(16:15:01) Ani~: Or i'd look like a lolly pop covered in fuzz.
(16:15:06) Ani~: >.o -Twitch.-
(16:15:08) [The_Owl]: [[<_< It looks to be quite keen. My hair is also crazy curly. ._.]]
(16:15:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Anipop.
(16:15:47) Ani~: x]
(16:15:59) Ani~: With gum in the middle. -Rubbed her tummy.-
(16:16:05) Ani~: -PatPat.-
(16:16:15) Batboy8189: Rose...
(16:16:23) (Rosette_Contrail): Call mah baby Anipop, tell ya why, her kiss is sweeter than a cherry pie, and when she does that funky rockin dance... man I haven't got a chance.
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(16:16:33) Ani~: XD!
(16:16:43) Ani~: <3
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(16:17:21) [Matt]: -Ba-bum-bum-bum, Ani-pop. ani-pop, oh--ani. ani ani ani-pop! XD
(16:17:42) zenkitamura: i just loled
(16:17:57) Ani~: Bah xD
(16:18:12) (Zakkie): Meh..Bored.
(16:18:13) [The_Owl]: [[fuck. imma be singing lollipop all day now]][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Good Kitty]
(23:53:24) (Rosette_Contrail): What a little shit.(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/cat-revenge-kid-funy.gif)
(23:53:30) (Ginger/Meh.): 'Pparently, so.
(23:53:53) Cheshire_Cat sneaks up behind Ginger and whispers "You're a wizard, Harry."
(23:53:45) YiffBot: wards12 is now known as [Morris].
(23:54:00) YiffBot: LongLion logs into the Chat.
(23:54:01) (Rei|LoL): Good kitty.
(23:54:07) (Ginger/Meh.) just sat in the bathroom for fifteen minutes with the sink running reading a book. It's strangely soothing.
(23:54:11) YiffBot: [Morris] leaves the channel.
(23:54:07) YiffBot: LongLion is now known as [Ware].
(23:54:16) (NolFwa): very good kitty..[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Dried Food]
(00:15:10) (Pharun/LoL): Got my battle music going~
(00:15:29) (Rosette_Contrail): Huh.
(00:15:32) Enie: I will work on that another time, but thanks Rei.
(00:15:32) (Tripp): Oh god Yami
(00:15:43) (Rosette_Contrail): Got my 33% still. :C
(00:15:48) Enie:
(00:15:55) (Tripp): Can't hear ya Man
(00:15:57) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm gonna AFK for a couple minutes to try and buff a CD scratch out with toothpaste.
(00:15:59) (Pharun/LoL): By which I mean my Pandora is playing "The Man With The Machinegun" from FFVIII by the Black Mages
(00:16:06) Enie: It's ok Rei's friend needs to put some food in the drier.
(00:16:07) (Rei|LoL): No problem Enie. Solomid.com has a lot of the best Cookie Cut guides for playing Champs too, if you want to read up on it.
(00:16:12) Enie: Titter.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Names]

(00:26:04) YiffBot: Ricebawl logs into the Chat.
(00:26:10) Trigger_Rush: TIMBAH
(00:26:19) (Zakkie): *shrug*
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(00:27:07) (Tripp): *pounces the Zakkie laughin* Oh come one. Can't be dat bad can it?
(00:27:19) [Jimmy_Lee_Darrell]: Ricebawl?
(00:27:31) [Jimmy_Lee_Darrell]: where do people come up with these names?
(00:27:38) Timber_Wolf: Im so tired
(00:27:56) Trigger_Rush: -Is confuzzled. Spins the thing around and sits it on his shoulders piggy back style.- "Uhhh. Vyrus needs to explain the difference in kissing to you. that was awkward." he laughed
(00:28:06) Ricebawl: I was hungry.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mice and Fatties]
(04:59:06) Lindiwe: Oh, goodness.
(04:59:17) Rei: She also builds some Attack Speed using Phantom Dancer (or two)
(04:59:18) Lindiwe: There's a mouse running around my house. :/ What do I do?
(04:59:26) Lindiwe: That same mouse was in the same place last night.
(04:59:29) Rei: Eat it!
(04:59:29) Kiruru: I jus' have to get better at Jungling.
(04:59:30) (Rosette_Contrail): Kick the shit out of it.
(04:59:41) Lindiwe: I can't do either of those things!
(05:00:02) Rei: Yeah. You're going to have a good time too. They're making the Jungle harder. So if you can master the new Jungle, you'll be sitting pretty.
(05:00:03) (Rosette_Contrail): Burn your house down.
(05:00:28) Lindiwe: It's an apartment building. :/
(05:00:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Even better!
(05:00:39) (Rosette_Contrail): You'll help everyone out.
(05:00:42) Rei: Do it anyways!
(05:00:42) (Rosette_Contrail): Community service.
(05:00:59) Rei: There's too many people living. Like... almost 7 billion too many. <.<
(05:01:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Take a sledgehammer to the basement supports if any.
(05:01:20) Lindiwe: But it's so harmless and tiny...
(05:01:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Quick and dirty, no chance to escape.
(05:01:40) (Rosette_Contrail): Take a sledgehammer to the mouse.
(05:01:44) (Coltenaked): ::snickers at da pyro-Rose! ::
(05:01:47) (Rosette_Contrail): Make the great red spot.
(05:02:07) (Coltenaked): Thought that was the remedy for cockroaches, not mice?
(05:02:07) (Coltenaked): Thought that was the remedy for cockroaches, not mice?
(05:02:25) YiffBot: Vaps_The_Morph has been logged out (Timeout).
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(05:02:26) (Coltenaked): ::Shaves a '^-Five' wif da Rei, for that comment!::
(05:02:28) Lindiwe: Really, it's not bothering anyone...outside of simply being seen. When everyone should be sleeping, anyway.
(05:02:33) (Coltenaked): uh,,, *Shares, even...
(05:02:50) (Coltenaked): Not sure how Rei would look wif a '^-Five' shaved onto his hide?
(05:02:53) YiffBot: Mari_Blackpaw logs into the Chat.
(05:03:36) (Rosette_Contrail): I just want to see copious amounts of violence brought apon something small.
(05:03:41) Mari_Blackpaw: Stupid Interwebs!
(05:03:53) (Rosette_Contrail): I'm imagining a sledgehammer coming down and "Splat", and it's making me giggle. ._.
(05:05:10) Rei: Not that good I would assume. I love my sexy Bryan Cranston look. <.<;
(05:05:18) Lindiwe: I can tip over the entire refrigerator onto it.
(05:05:26) Rei: NO!
(05:05:38) Rei: Oh my god, what did the harmless food in there ever do to you!
(05:05:44) NickNightWolf: *Hops down beside Colte* Hello.
(05:05:47) Kiruru: You...
(05:05:50) Kiruru: YOU MONSTER
(05:05:51) Lindiwe: Really though, I'm just going to see what Google has to say about this.
(05:06:14) Kiruru: Trap is in something, place it outside >.>
(05:06:17) Kiruru: it*
(05:06:31) Rei: I still cast my vote for 'eat it.' <.<
(05:06:33) (Rosette_Contrail): What, the food?
(05:06:37) (Coltenaked): heheheheh
(05:06:40) (Rosette_Contrail): Fatties are good at trapping that in their mouths.
(05:07:04) Rei: Are they? Lets ask an expert... Kiru? XD
(05:07:14) (Coltenaked): ::Looks-up at da Nick, still playing hir game of Solitaire while shi waits for the timer to *DING*, announcing that hir supper is ready...::
(05:07:32) (Rosette_Contrail): No no. Wait for Mika to come back.
(05:07:52) [Devon_Windwhisper] waves to the fossa as he continues to sit in his chair naked with his semi hard phallus hanging down between his legs.
(05:08:11) Rei: Ow! Shit. Damnit Rose! You made me laugh and squirt water out of my nose while I was drinking. >.<
(05:08:29) Luc: i read nose as pussy\
(05:08:29) YiffBot: (Kat) has been logged out (Timeout).
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(05:08:38) Luc: i think i need to stop lookingt at porn so much
(05:08:41) Luc: o.o;
(05:08:41) (Rosette_Contrail): Rei drinks water with his man pussy?
(05:08:53) Kiruru: http://e621.net/post/show/266846/2012-3-anthro-beanie-belt-blue_eyes-bracelet-breas
(05:08:56) Rei: It's a sexy mussy. <w<
(05:08:57) Luc: you made me squirt water out my pussy[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Wolf Chicken]
(22:52:41) Batboy8189: does anyone here know when we'll be getting an English dub of Wolf Children?
(22:52:45) (Blue): i do
(22:53:02) (Blue): its my last movember for a long while
(22:53:13) Rei: The fuck is Wolf Children?"
(22:53:15) [Kimi]: ((lol military dress code lol))
(22:53:33) (Blue): yeah
(22:53:48) (Rosette_Contrail): I read that as Wolf Chicken and had a really disturbing mental image.
(22:53:54) (Sera): Lool
(22:53:58) [Haku]♀: So DMC it is then, ima stop at my local gamestop to see if theres a limited or collectors edition
(22:53:59) [Kimi]: ((I almost joined the military, then I got arrested))
(22:54:07) Rei: x3[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Manly Medical Aid]
(09:49:23) Imagine: Fuck. Still bleeding..
(09:50:11) (Rosette_Contrail): *Offers Imagine a red hot frying pan.* Press this to your face, it'll cauterize the bleeding.
(09:50:20) YiffBot: Ychan - http://chan.yiffy.tk/g/sonic+and+%28very+good%29+friends/118103
(09:50:43) Imagine: Oh my gosh! Thank you!
(09:50:52) Imagine presses it go his cheek
(09:50:59) Imagine: *to
(09:51:14) Imagine: Owowowowow.
(09:52:02) Imagine: Is it true..that if you have an open wound, applying steam or..something hot..stops it?
(09:52:14) Imagine: Thats pretty damn cool.
(09:53:08) Imagine: Ugghhh...That was fucking sick...
(09:53:15) Imagine: >.<
(09:53:32) (Rosette_Contrail): Well, if it can burn the wound shut yes. That's the principle of Cauterization. A red hot steel is pressed to the open bleeding wound, and the extreme heat induces a sort of instant clotting to the blood, sealing the wound.
(09:53:54) Imagine: Cool.
(09:54:06) Kerith666: Literally cook the wound shut.
(09:54:08) Kerith666: >.>
(09:54:21) Enie: Delicious cooked wounds...
(09:54:54) YiffBot: Genesis~BlueFuzDragon~ logs into the Chat.
(09:55:01) (Rosette_Contrail): Though obviously you risk burn damage, especially if you hold it too long and start damaging still intact tissue. Cauterization is more an emergency technique, since the still intact tissue around the wound is effectively destroyed as you sear the wound shut. So there's little chance of the wound healing shut afterwards unless you later remove the dead tissue and suture it normally.
(09:55:07) Imagine: Thats why in 'Saw', that doc guy pressed his leg to some super hot steampipe. Bone and all.
(09:55:10) YiffBot: Genesis~BlueFuzDragon~ leaves the channel.
(09:55:35) ManedAshes: An epipen (or other forms of adrenaline) slows bleeding down. Not really sure why and I find it counter intuitive but that's what a tattoo guy told me once.
(09:56:05) (Rosette_Contrail): But it's very useful if you can take the pain. Obviously any necrotic tissue and germs and stuff in the wound are destroyed as well, making it relatively sterile for further dressing.
(09:57:50) Imagine: Hm. Extreme pain...or...Death.
(09:57:54) Imagine: hmmmmmm...
(09:58:15) Imagine: I guess.
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(10:01:37) Imagine: Hello. *waves to Desir*
(10:01:58) (Rosette_Contrail): Hm, now that I look it up Cauterization is only for temporary sterility, since after the burn the dead tissue left behind is very hospitable for germs. So it can work for sealing but don't rely on the wound to stay clean, you'll still need to dress and debride the damaged tissue later as well as apply proper antiseptic. So it's more for temporary sealing and stopping heavy bleeding, if left alone too long it will turn gangrenous.
(10:02:26) Imagine: Gross.
(10:02:55) (Rosette_Contrail): If you really wanna get medieval follow up cauterization with maggots to the wound. They only eat necrotic tissue, so they'll debride it for you. And their presence keeps germs away. Only downfall is yeah, maggots.
(10:03:16) YiffBot: deadwolfblue logs into the Chat.
(10:03:19) Imagine: Hehe..
(10:03:24) Imagine: Yummy
(10:03:28) Enie: It works best on burn wounds. Cauterizing burn wounds is the best idea ever.
(10:03:49) YiffBot: deadwolfblue is now known as (Blue).
(10:03:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Like amputating a broken leg.
(10:04:01) Enie: Yes.
(10:04:09) Imagine: Indeed.
(10:04:12) Enie: Gets rid of the pain
(10:04:24) (Rosette_Contrail): Fuck healing you're too much of a man for that.
(10:04:34) YiffBot: Macuvex logs into the Chat.
(10:04:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Just lop it off and cauterize the fuck out of the stump then get back to being manly.
(10:04:43) Imagine: And burnt flesh for eatting later.
(10:04:53) Enie: Fuck healing, quadriplegic time.
(10:04:59) (Rosette_Contrail): Cook the leg up and eat it to be extra manly.
(10:05:15) (Rosette_Contrail): Human drumstick, tastes like me.
(10:05:17) Imagine: With a side of hot sauce.
(10:05:31) Imagine: Delicious.
(10:05:42) Enie: Ba duh tsh, Rose.
(10:05:49) Enie: -h +m
(10:05:51) Enie: o.o
(10:05:53) Imagine: HA.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Math, Facts, and Random Porn]
ATLTheMartyr (8:32): Go to your Summoner Profile and at the end past Spells, you'll see a spot to type in. Search my name there and look at everyone I have. :3
Zuleikha (8:33): Ah right.
ATLTheMartyr (8:33): Aww
It doesn't let you see.
Zuleikha (8:33): Well, I can't view your champions. x7
Yeah.
ATLTheMartyr (8:34): Okay. Here we go...
Zuleikha (8:34): I can view runes and masteries and stuff though.
So that works.
Oh wow. I didn't know you could name the mastery sheets.
I should do that.
ATLTheMartyr (8:35): Alistar, Amumu, Annie, Ashe, Cho'gath, Evelynn, Ezreal, Fiddlesticks, Janna, Karthus, Kayle, Lee Sin, Leona, Lux, Malphite, Mordekaiser, Morgana, Nasus, Nunu, Rammus, Ryze, Shaco, Shyvana, Sivir... Soraka, Teemoe, Tristana, Tryndemere, Veigar, Warwick and Zilean.
Oh and I forgot SInged.
Zuleikha (8:35): Heh. The only ones I've definitely unlocked are Ashe, Kayle and Viktor.
ATLTheMartyr (8:36): I own almost 10x as many as you. :3
Zuleikha (8:36): Actually, you have 10x as many. I have three and you have like 32.
ATLTheMartyr (8:37): So I would need 33 to have exactly 10x as many. :p
Zuleikha (8:37): ...That's 11x as many dum dum. 11 x 3 = 33.
ATLTheMartyr (8:37): ... Shut up! <.<;;
Zuleikha (8:37): x7
ATLTheMartyr (8:38): ~Nibbles on her neck~
Zuleikha (8:38): Heehee. First LoL chat log saved to the archives.
History and shiz.
ATLTheMartyr (8:38): There. Now I do have 11x as you. Just bought Syndra. :p
Zuleikha (8:38): Oh fine.
Still doesn't change the fact you assumed 33 was ten times as many as three.
ATLTheMartyr (8:39): Now I need to relog real quick. x3
Zuleikha (8:39): Okeh.
ATLTheMartyr (8:39): And hey! I'm high and a little tipsy. :p
Zuleikha (8:39): Excuses.
You aren't typing high and drunk.
ATLTheMartyr (8:40): Don't go clouding the issue with fact missy or I'll spank you.
Zuleikha (8:40): Facts are for nerds.
ATLTheMartyr (8:41): Straight from the mocking burds mouth. :3
Zuleikha (8:41): Hey, I like being intelligent!
ATLTheMartyr (8:41): I know and so do I. That sexy fucking brain of yours. Mmmn.
Zuleikha (8:42): Zombie porn.
ATLTheMartyr (8:42): Is it wrong that that didn't turn me off?
Zuleikha (8:42): That line sounds like something straight out of zombie porn. :C
ATLTheMartyr (8:42): XD
Zuleikha (8:42): Well, considering there is porn of the Witch from L4D I suppose it isn't.
ATLTheMartyr (8:43): There's porn of a female hunter and zoey. <w<
Zuleikha (8:43): That too.
Probably even a smoker. Dat tongue.
ATLTheMartyr (8:43): Boomer lube!
Zuleikha (8:43): ...Yeah maybe not. Nobody likes fatties.
ATLTheMartyr (8:43): XD
I love you~
Zuleikha (8:44): x7
I'd say if anything the Hunter, Tank, Witch and maybe Smoker would be porn material.
ATLTheMartyr (8:44): I /know/ the witch is. <w<
Zuleikha (8:44): Yeah.
I only said maybe for Smoker.
Hunter is agile, Tank is buff, Witch is woman.
That's enough there.
ATLTheMartyr (8:45): Smoker is tentacle porn.
That's everyone. x3
Zuleikha (8:45): There you go.
ATLTheMartyr (8:46): I wanna play Syndra now. :3
Zuleikha (8:46): So anyways, back to LoL. Preferably without the discussion devolving into Ahri's orgasm moans.
ATLTheMartyr (8:46): ...
Damnit.
Zuleikha (8:46): Hey speaking of which you don't own Ahri.
ATLTheMartyr (8:46): Now I'm thinking about fucking Ahri. <.<
I don't. o.o
Zuleikha (8:46): You should go grab her.
ATLTheMartyr (8:47): I can't. ;_;
Zuleikha (8:47): x7
ATLTheMartyr (8:47): Out of RP
Soon.
Zuleikha (8:47): And thus we have prostitution in a nutshell.
ATLTheMartyr (8:47): XD
Zuleikha (8:47): I can't enjoy orgasm moans cuz I have no monies.
ATLTheMartyr (8:47): I really want Ahri now.
This is your fault.
Zuleikha (8:47): I regret nothing.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Medical Mishaps and Domestic Abuse]
(23:02:25) (Rosette_Contrail): Tourniquets can be dangerous though, too much pressure. Can cause damage to the limb and may result in amputation if kept on for extended periods.
(23:02:25) Timber_Wolf: well fluffy ive been quite succesfull in paintball x3 thats good handgun range engagements
(23:02:35) (Rosette_Contrail): Since you are denying the limb of blood.
(23:02:49) golden_folf: I'm aware of how tourniquets work, Rose. I'm an EMT.
(23:02:50) YiffBot: (Kane'[CAM]) is now known as (Kane'/SleepyLupine).
(23:02:53) Dansuke: Blergh
(23:02:53) Imagine: o:
(23:03:04) Kirna: Folf, you fucking lying piece of shit.
(23:03:06) YiffBot: ApachiSuraki logs into the Chat.
(23:03:15) YiffBot: (Sonya) has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:03:15) Timber_Wolf: not war but im sure i can hold my own, wouldent be the first time ive had been shot at with live bullets
(23:03:17) ThatGingerFoxGirl: Hm?
(23:03:20) YiffBot: ApachiSuraki is now known as (Apa).
(23:03:20) Lonely_Werewolf: paintball and live ammo are not the same. XD
(23:03:20) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): EMT's...always causing problems in the ER...
(23:03:24) golden_folf: Shut up, I wasn't fuckin' talking to you.
(23:03:24) YiffBot: (Apa) leaves the channel.
(23:03:43) golden_folf: And that's debatable, Kane. I've seen nurses do some pretty stupid shit.
(23:03:54) Timber_Wolf: Read what i said fluffy
(23:03:54) (Kane'/SleepyLupine) 's drama senses are tingling...
(23:03:54) YiffBot: (Apa) enters the channel.
(23:04:00) (Rosette_Contrail): Not explaining to you Folf, I was explaining to people who aren't EMT's.
(23:04:08) Dansuke: Nom nom nom nom
(23:04:24) (Rosette_Contrail): I tend to not focus my comments on one person, more general random facts that anyone can catch and absorb.
(23:04:29) (Kane'/SleepyLupine) Decides to let this little 'splosion be to the little ones.
(23:04:48) YiffBot: (Apa) leaves the channel.
(23:04:58) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): >.>
(23:05:01) golden_folf: The command to shut up was aimed at Kirna, by the way.
(23:05:04) YiffBot: Characters - Imagine has updated their character Imagine
(23:05:07) golden_folf: It's how we express our love.
(23:05:22) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Yea...sure...
(23:05:25) YiffBot: (Kane'/SleepyLupine) leaves the channel.
(23:05:34) Kirna: That's fucking bullshit.
(23:05:40) Kirna: Don't let this nigger lie to you.
(23:05:43) Kirna: I hate him.
(23:05:46) YiffBot: (Kane'/SleepyLupine) enters the channel.
(23:05:50) golden_folf: You're the nigger, good sir.
(23:05:58) Timber_Wolf: I dont plan on getting in any gunfights soon fluffy x3
(23:06:04) Imagine: ^^
(23:06:08) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Ahh...immature children. Reminds me so much of my childhood.
(23:06:09) Kirna: |:<
(23:06:11) Kirna: Sir?
(23:06:14) Timber_Wolf: But if i do ill be better off
(23:06:16) [Devon_Windwhisper]: o.O
(23:06:17) Dansuke: Can there be no use of the N word please?
(23:06:23) YiffBot: Uranus15 logs into the Chat.
(23:06:24) golden_folf: yeah, sir! You heard me!
(23:06:24) Kirna: THAT MAKES YOU GAY YOU FUCKER.
(23:06:31) Kirna: lol
(23:06:32) Kirna: lol
(23:06:34) Kirna: lol
(23:06:36) Kirna: No use of the n-word/.
(23:06:36) [Devon_Windwhisper]: <.<
(23:06:38) Cheshire_Cat puts on her boxers, and muscle shirt, a gallon of milk appearing in her hands as she sits her tush down. Soon she's relaxing, downing her milk and scratching her tits.... also, is a nigga, carry one.
(23:06:40) Kirna: Where's Kiru.
(23:06:44) Kirna: He's gotta hear this shit.
(23:06:45) YiffBot: Uranus15 leaves the channel.
(23:06:50) Imagine nibbles the vixens ears.
(23:06:50) golden_folf: He's in bed like a fag, I think.
(23:06:56) [Devon_Windwhisper] is so confused
(23:06:57) Kirna: Goddamnit.
(23:07:17) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Golden, you need to calm the fuck down and take a chill pill.
(23:07:28) golden_folf: Kane, you need to realize I'm not being serious.
(23:07:29) ThatGingerFoxGirl has ears nibbled?
(23:07:30) YiffBot: Lonely_Werewolf has been logged out (Invalid IP address).
(23:07:32) Kirna: 'Cause he's so obviously hyped up.
(23:07:43) Imagine: Take the blue pill and come back to the real world.
(23:07:46) (Rosette_Contrail): But yeah, an Antihemorrhagic agent might be better. Like Styptic or something.
(23:07:51) ThatGingerFoxGirl: It sure seems like it.
(23:07:53) Timber_Wolf: If anything i can at leat have fun with gentlemenly bets at the range
(23:08:00) Timber_Wolf: Shower time
(23:08:08) Kirna: Perception skills are lacking here, Is ee.
(23:08:10) Kirna: I see*
(23:08:10) YiffBot: Lonely_Werewolf logs into the Chat.
(23:08:12) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): You need to realize that I am being serious none-the-less.
(23:08:15) golden_folf: Indeed.
(23:08:25) (Rosette_Contrail): What I don't understand is why Enie hasn't joined in.
(23:08:26) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Yoi...
(23:08:29) ThatGingerFoxGirl: *Eyerolls*
(23:08:30) YiffBot: nolfwa3000 logs into the Chat.
(23:08:30) (Rosette_Contrail): She likes calling people niggers.
(23:08:34) (Rosette_Contrail): Especially Ru.
(23:08:40) golden_folf: I really don't give a shit if you are, Kane. You don't know me bro. This is how Kirna and I interact.
(23:08:40) YiffBot: nolfwa3000 is now known as (NolFwa).
(23:08:43) Imagine: Hm?
(23:08:50) (Rosette_Contrail): I figured it'd be a siren call or something.
(23:08:53) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Do you know what this little conflict reminds me of ginger?
(23:09:04) ThatGingerFoxGirl: Mhm, what?
(23:09:12) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): I haven't taken my daily shit yet...
(23:09:12) (NolFwa): did i walk in on a nigger moment?
(23:09:28) Cheshire_Cat waves at Nol, offering a gulp of her gallon of milk.
(23:09:32) Kirna: You did, Nolf.
(23:09:37) Imagine: LOL.
(23:09:39) Kirna: Because it's always a nigger moment.
(23:09:41) (Kane'/SleepyLupine) Makes a mental note to take it when he gets home...
(23:09:52) (NolFwa): moo i do... *takes a gulp*
(23:10:02) (NolFwa): *throws a folding chair*
(23:10:11) YiffBot: Uranus15 enters the channel.
(23:10:21) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Aaaaand my hangover is starting
(23:10:21) YiffBot: (Littleone_showering) is now known as (naked_Littleone).
(23:10:25) golden_folf: Especially when Kirna's around.
(23:10:26) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Ugh...blah
(23:10:35) YiffBot: Characters - ThatGingerFoxGirl has updated their character Ginger Marie
(23:10:37) Kirna: Also stfu, I'm white.
(23:10:40) golden_folf: I know right?
(23:10:42) Kirna: Yah nigger.
(23:10:48) golden_folf: Shut up, you're blacker than...black things.
(23:11:00) FutaNeko0200: you really know what nigger means?
(23:11:03) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Honestly, there is not a fuck I could give. Drama just entertains me.
(23:11:13) Cheshire_Cat laughs of all the naive non-nigga's callin' eachother nigga's.
(23:11:15) YiffBot: (naked_Littleone) leaves the channel.
(23:11:18) (Rosette_Contrail): Kirna is a helpless white woman.
(23:11:20) Lonely_Werewolf: Got drama?
(23:11:22) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): x3 Chesh
(23:11:31) Kirna: lol, yes, Rose.
(23:11:31) [Devon_Windwhisper]: Lol..
(23:11:43) Kirna: I read that on the thread again the other day.
(23:11:46) (Rosette_Contrail): She more or less attracts fat nigger dick.
(23:11:50) Kirna: Resulted in many lols.
(23:11:59) Kirna: Nigger dick. Helpless little white girl.
(23:12:00) YiffBot: Dansuke is now Sleeping. Sweet dreams! zZzZzZz~
(23:12:06) Kirna: Brb, fapping. xD
(23:12:19) (Rosette_Contrail): Speaking of which, I updated that thread with more stuff. Still am.
(23:12:21) Kirna: Oh, now that I called Kane out on taking you seriously, as he said he was, he now doesn't give a fuck.
(23:12:23) Imagine hugs the vixen from behind and rubs her belly. Growling softly..
(23:12:23) Timber_Wolf: lays in lww's lap "oh fluffy dramma again?" x3
(23:12:24) Kirna: that's funny.
(23:12:28) (Rosette_Contrail): You might see this little "fight" on there soon.
(23:12:35) Kirna: Yay.
(23:12:36) (Kane'/SleepyLupine) Shrugs to Kirna
(23:12:51) Kirna: I thought that one was in the most updated, though, Rose?
(23:12:56) [Devon_Windwhisper]: ((>.> Well I havent said I wanted to sleep with her and Im black....well half..))
(23:13:11) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Ginger, I am using my favorite button on here again. ^^
(23:13:14) ThatGingerFoxGirl curls up next to Imagine.
(23:13:15) Kirna: You haven't said it yet, Devon... You haven't said it yet...
(23:13:21) ThatGingerFoxGirl: xD
(23:13:22) Lonely_Werewolf giggles, petting Timber.
(23:13:26) (Rosette_Contrail): Uhm, lemme check.
(23:13:39) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): (My BF is half black btw)
(23:13:42) Kirna: Oh, boo, a whiney little boy ignored me for calling him out on his immaturity.
(23:13:43) Timber_Wolf: Wags his tail like a 500 pound puhpeh dog
(23:13:45) Kirna: Whatever shall I do.
(23:13:54) golden_folf: He's not racist, he has a boyfriend who's half-black!
(23:14:02) Imagine nuzzles Ginger into him. Kissing the top of her head softly.
(23:14:09) (Kane'/SleepyLupine): Kirna, I was not referring you to btw
(23:14:17) Timber_Wolf: nobody brags about being half white
(23:14:19) Kirna: Oh darn.
(23:14:35) Kirna: My boyfriend is two hundred percent nigger, Folf.
(23:14:37) Kirna: Beat that.
(23:14:38) (Rosette_Contrail): Honestly people who ignore others using the ignore button who are just obviously fucking around are significantly more childish compared to those mucking about.
(23:14:50) (Rosette_Contrail): Let's get a roll call here. Raise of hands, who is taking any of this seriously?
(23:14:52) ThatGingerFoxGirl snuggles into her Skunk, giggling.
(23:14:55) Imagine: Thats alot of nigger.
(23:14:55) golden_folf: I'll just beat you. How about that?
(23:14:58) (Rosette_Contrail): I'd raise mine but I'm busy fapping.
(23:15:06) ThatGingerFoxGirl just raises paw. "I don't give a shit."
(23:15:11) Dansuke|☾: I'm not paying any attention to this at all
(23:15:19) Dansuke|☾: My mind is somewhere else
(23:15:21) (Kane'/SleepyLupine) Honestly, none of this matters to me
(23:15:26) Kirna: Empty promises.
(23:15:31) Kirna: Empty fucking promises.
(23:15:31) (Rosette_Contrail): So why so serious. Why so ignore?
(23:15:33) Kirna: Man up.
(23:15:36) Kirna: Fucking vampire.
(23:15:53) Lonely_Werewolf: For those who can't stand the heat, use ignore button or go to other channel to simmer down.
(23:15:57) golden_folf: Oi, fuck you. If you'd get your happy white ass over here, I'd beat it all the time.
(23:16:00) Cheshire_Cat places her milk gallon perfectly on Imagine's head "Entertain me... Do it." sitting back, her massive tail curling under her to form a chair of sorts.
(23:16:19) Kirna: Come get it.
(23:16:20) Kirna: Plz.
(23:16:25) Kirna: I'm too lazy to drive over.
(23:16:36) golden_folf: Bullshit. You just don't want it bad enough.
(23:16:48) Cheshire_Cat: ^maybe you're not good enough
(23:17:00) Kirna: But I'm le tired.
(23:17:03) (Rosette_Contrail): High class beatings.
(23:17:07) Imagine gives her cheek a soft kiss with a faint chuckle. "Giiiiinger.." He squeezes her tight and licks her neck.
(23:17:08) Kirna: Plus I have to raid in like an hour.
(23:17:09) Cjakket: boopin as vampire
(23:17:15) golden_folf: If my heart wasn't dead and black, that might have hurt it, Chesh.
(23:17:22) Kirna: *Ear perk.*
(23:17:24) Kirna: Dingoooo.
(23:17:24) Cjakket: yeah, god damn chat won't beep for me
(23:17:26) golden_folf: Oh I see. WoW is more important than actual real people.
(23:17:38) Cheshire_Cat: You did set the joke up perfectly, Golden.[/spoiler]

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