How many of those are down there?

Your dad is a better lover......

why does it smell like that for?

Have you ever seen (insert you best friend's name here) naked? He is fucking huge!

Wow! This is almost as good as when I did it with your sister.

I am thinking of becoming a lesbian.....

I think I am gay....

When is this supposed to feel good?

I think you are too loose...

You woke me up for that?

Wait, I missed it. I was asleep.

Quiet! My mom's a light sleeper.

No don't roll over...my wife is still asleep.

Oh don't worry. He is real friendly for a Doberman Pincer. Might wanna keep the blanket on though......

whoa...why is your dog starring at me like that for?