Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

Started by Natina, December 05, 2010, 04:30:49 AM

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February 11, 2012, 06:48:48 AM #135
" So you're alright if I go do your sister too after we're done here right?"
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 12, 2012, 05:44:39 AM #136
"Now I know for a fact I'm gay..."
February 15, 2012, 06:02:54 PM #137
" I was more into this before we stared. "
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 15, 2012, 06:41:05 PM #138
"I should've gone to the toilet before we started... Into scat play, by any chance?"
February 17, 2012, 09:56:15 PM #139
I'm sorry.. i thought you where your mom.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?
February 18, 2012, 01:26:23 AM #140
"oh baby, oh yeah oh STAN! . . . oh I'm sorry babe, you're Lisa . . . no I'm not gay, really"
Oops all salt!
February 19, 2012, 12:40:36 AM #141
are you sure thats where I'm suppose to stick it? I mean I've never seen anything like it before.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?
February 19, 2012, 09:47:44 AM #142
Here's one that's funny from both sides of the gender divide...
"Why the fuck does that thing have TEETH?!"
February 23, 2012, 11:45:44 AM #143
"Yiffing"

Seriously, that word is such a turn off for me, it sounds too silly. If anyone said they were yiffing me the sex would be over.

That aside, sticking to topic:

"Oh my god I knocked the candles over PUT IT OUT-"
Will change to something better eventually.
February 23, 2012, 06:17:00 PM #144
"Could you hand me the yeast infection medication?"
Random Things to Remember:
Rocket launchers are not meant for short range combat.
It's that wayward pinch of potassium you forget about that blows you up.
The quickest retort is the one you usually end up regretting.
There's usually a difference between the right decision and the "feel good" one.
March 18, 2012, 08:13:57 PM #145
"Wait, this isn't mayonnaise?"
March 18, 2012, 08:16:09 PM #146
Got another one.

"Do you really need sing Bananarama songs in bed?"
March 19, 2012, 01:28:14 AM #147
" So I've been thinking a lot lately about thinks that begin with F.. like Failure."
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
March 20, 2012, 04:02:23 AM #148
"... Did that thing just YAWN at me?!"
March 24, 2012, 08:27:59 AM #149
" Oh, Should I have told you about that before we started?"
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
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