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Thinks not to Say while Yiffing

Started by Natina, December 05, 2010, 04:30:49 AM

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Yoko Akechi

#135
February 11, 2012, 06:48:48 AM
" So you're alright if I go do your sister too after we're done here right?"
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~

PLEASE DELETE ME

#136
February 12, 2012, 05:44:39 AM
"Now I know for a fact I'm gay..."

Yoko Akechi

#137
February 15, 2012, 06:02:54 PM
" I was more into this before we stared. "
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~

Torch

#138
February 15, 2012, 06:41:05 PM
"I should've gone to the toilet before we started... Into scat play, by any chance?"

Arashi_kuriyami

#139
February 17, 2012, 09:56:15 PM
I'm sorry.. i thought you where your mom.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?

Mikkaddo

#140
February 18, 2012, 01:26:23 AM
"oh baby, oh yeah oh STAN! . . . oh I'm sorry babe, you're Lisa . . . no I'm not gay, really"
Oops all salt!

Arashi_kuriyami

#141
February 19, 2012, 12:40:36 AM
are you sure thats where I'm suppose to stick it? I mean I've never seen anything like it before.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?

Torch

#142
February 19, 2012, 09:47:44 AM
Here's one that's funny from both sides of the gender divide...
"Why the fuck does that thing have TEETH?!"

Rosette Contrail

#143
February 23, 2012, 11:45:44 AM
"Yiffing"

Seriously, that word is such a turn off for me, it sounds too silly. If anyone said they were yiffing me the sex would be over.

That aside, sticking to topic:

"Oh my god I knocked the candles over PUT IT OUT-"
Will change to something better eventually.

Eudora Lono

#144
February 23, 2012, 06:17:00 PM
"Could you hand me the yeast infection medication?"
Random Things to Remember:
Rocket launchers are not meant for short range combat.
It's that wayward pinch of potassium you forget about that blows you up.
The quickest retort is the one you usually end up regretting.
There's usually a difference between the right decision and the "feel good" one.

Nester Delgado

#145
March 18, 2012, 08:13:57 PM
"Wait, this isn't mayonnaise?"

Nester Delgado

#146
March 18, 2012, 08:16:09 PM
Got another one.

"Do you really need sing Bananarama songs in bed?"

Yoko Akechi

#147
March 19, 2012, 01:28:14 AM
" So I've been thinking a lot lately about thinks that begin with F.. like Failure."
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~

Torch

#148
March 20, 2012, 04:02:23 AM
"... Did that thing just YAWN at me?!"

Yoko Akechi

#149
March 24, 2012, 08:27:59 AM
" Oh, Should I have told you about that before we started?"
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
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