Furry-Within

You know your drunk when you can't even keep yourself from loosing your balance when laying on the floor.

you know you're drunk when you're shouting "I NEED SMALLER CONDOMS" at the gas station window

You know you're drunk when the only thing you remember after you woke up was taking your first drink..

You know your drunk when you feed beer to your horses.

You know you're drunk when you think that everything is talking to you with an accent.

You know your drunk when everything is talking to you in a Scottish accent. *has to be Scottish, no other accent will do* :3

You know when you are drunk when you get into a fight with your reflection....and lose

You know your drunk when you go to a pool hall and forget what those long sticks are for every time.

You know you're drunk when you get pulled over and ask "What seems to be the officer problem?"

I forgot to post it before, but I remembered last night at this big party that I do a rather unique thing when I'm drunk. It's a bit of a problem, but people seem to think it's interesting.

I own glasses, but I typically don't wear them. I usually don't need to. I only need them to see better, particularly in the dark. I also have a astigmatism. When I get really drunk, my vision gets all fucked up like one eye has been rotated a few degrees (which is kinda what astigmatism is). So, in order to counteract this, I have to cover up my crap eye and only use the other. Typically with the palm of my hand making my look like I lost a contact or got stabbed in the eye. It's kinda a joke among my drinking buddies, but they tell me it's a good indication that I've had enough to drink.

You know you're drunk when everything you say sounds better inside your head then it does outside and gets you slapped by the waitress.

You know your drunk when youre lying in a water bed yelling "MAN OVER BOARD!"

You know your drunk when Bob Goldthwait is in the mirror.

And example of that.

You know you're drunk when you start reading books out loud in a library

You know you're drunk when you start making plans to insert a pirate scene into every movie you see.