The Vending Machine Game~!

Started by Nellie O., September 11, 2010, 05:09:21 PM

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Since there's thunderstorms here, you get a hailstone to the head!

-feeds another coin into the machine-
Toothcat!

You get a pair of panties! Wait, this isn't Japan...

*Tentatively inserts coin to play.*
Will change to something better eventually.

And out jumps a mugger with your coin! Stop that thief!

*Drops in a coin that was found on the floor*

You get..... Wryyyyyy!!!!!!! +Steamroller falls+

+Obi blinks after alone time with the nun and then hides behind a riot shield while inserting the coin+

You get.... *WHAM* Oh look, a piano fell on your head.

*Pops a coin in before hiding in his mobile bunker*

You get a bunker that's full of scantily-clad men humping at your face! So much for safety.

*Pops in a coin*
(14:25:43) Zerrif: My sister just made me deep throat a granola bar.
(14:25:43) Zerrif: .-.
(14:25:53) Tsunama: Faggot.
(14:25:58) Bellatrix:  Sexy zerr o.0
(14:25:58) Sabata_McCloud: You enjoyed it.
(14:26:00) Dissius: Should have been easy for you Zerr.

You get the fairy bow! *Item GET song.* That'll go well with your Legola's costume you man-toy.

*Inserts a shilling.*
Will change to something better eventually.

You get some tea. Whadda ya know, something normal.

*Rolls a coin in, leaving the remains of the bunker, which wasn't much by now, behind*

You get an SCV to repair the bunker and a Carrier to get the manly men out of there too. Double Prize!

+Obi flicks a coin in, wearing a Spectre outfit+

Since I don't know who/what Spectre is, you get a big fat question mark block!  Look out, I 'unno what's in there~!

*inserts a coin, still mulling things over*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.

You get...a knight in shining armor!!

*drops in a coin*

You get his horse! Uh oh... he's lookin at you all lustylike...

*cha-ching, coin goes in!*
(14:25:43) Zerrif: My sister just made me deep throat a granola bar.
(14:25:43) Zerrif: .-.
(14:25:53) Tsunama: Faggot.
(14:25:58) Bellatrix:  Sexy zerr o.0
(14:25:58) Sabata_McCloud: You enjoyed it.
(14:26:00) Dissius: Should have been easy for you Zerr.


An acrobat flips out!  Look out below! X.x

*counts out exact change in pennies and puts them in one at a time*
Where do you think all these appalling wars and quarrels come from?  Do you think they just happen?  Think again.  They come about because you want your own way, and fight for it deep within yourselves.

You get a bookie! Look out..you didnt pay the interest!

*shoves coin in*