You Know your Drunk when...

Started by Natina, December 05, 2010, 04:43:30 AM

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January 19, 2012, 03:29:06 PM #45
You know your drunk when you take a shot each time the say the F word on Bundock Saints
January 19, 2012, 04:24:29 PM #46
You know you're drunk when you start drinking and then wake up in bed not knowing how you got there..
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
January 24, 2012, 09:04:59 PM #47
You know your drunk when you have trouble telling the difference between "No" and "Yes."
January 25, 2012, 05:53:01 AM #48
You know you're drunk when you have no idea what you're doing but it sure feels right.
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM #49
You know you're drunk when you have no idea who you're doing but it sure feels right. XD
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?
February 11, 2012, 10:51:12 PM #50
You know you're drunk when waking up and your cat is wearing a traffic cone.
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 12, 2012, 01:35:14 AM #51
You know you're drunk when you wake up naked and someone painted a tuxedo on you..with permanent marker.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?
February 12, 2012, 01:50:15 AM #52
You know you're drunk when you fall in a snow bank, and can't get up on your own.
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 12, 2012, 05:38:06 AM #53
You know you're Drunk When:

You can't remember your if you can spell correctly or not.
February 15, 2012, 06:03:29 PM #54
You know you're drunk when you turn left when the song says turn right.
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
February 23, 2012, 06:18:13 PM #55
I know I'm drunk when the floor is much higher than it usually is.
Random Things to Remember:
Rocket launchers are not meant for short range combat.
It's that wayward pinch of potassium you forget about that blows you up.
The quickest retort is the one you usually end up regretting.
There's usually a difference between the right decision and the "feel good" one.
March 20, 2012, 04:07:50 AM #56
I know I'm drunk when I can't remember what made me sexually aroused.
March 20, 2012, 05:49:44 PM #57
When I can't remember why Torch is sexually aroused
March 24, 2012, 08:29:56 AM #58
You know you're drunk when you start singing random songs just because someone said a word that reminded you of them.
There is only one rule
NEVER BE BORING
Always Dress CUTE
Never BLEND in..

~ Happily mated to Sasha Akechi ~
May 12, 2012, 06:04:59 AM #59
You know your drunk when your cat is scolding you for being overindulgent
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