Furry-Within

Yes that is my finger in your ear. And I'm not moving it.

Yeah. The doctor did a pretty convincing job, didn't he?

That isn't supposed to be outside of the body.

You remind me of my dad.

 Mom doesn't like it if I don't turn on the camera before we start.

You might wanna keep an eye out for my dog. Fido's been feeling spunky lately.

So -that's- what a Blue Waffle looks like. 

"Hmm. Seems I've earned my red belt."

*While girl is finishing you off* "I have to tweet this..."

"What do you mean my cock looks like cauliflower?"

"Is it in yet?" Responded with "Its been in for an hour..."

"Twilight is a better love story than this..."

*Marine quick march song* "I don't know, but I've been told, your pus-sy is mighty cold."

"Thanks for shaving me babe, its so much easier to spot the little bastard now."

"Wait, what do you -mean- 'you people' ?" 

"I was cleaning it, and it went off!"

"MOoooOOom!  Cookies and Milk can wait until after! Get outta here!" *shoos mother away*

"So I sez to Mable, I sez..."

"One little, two little,  three little crabby-bugs.."

and finally

"Wow...it really -is- like a clown car!"

Mentioning any one of the MLP characters by name (guys this applies more towards you as being creepy whereas a woman would seem awkward) or any references to Smurfs.

"..... and that's the aristocrat!!!"

"Excuse me, but what the fuck is that?"

" no... I mean I reeeeeeeeeeeeally like fruit."

"it goes where?!?"

"Okay...but don't tell dad, alright sis?"

No..noo.... here... let me just show you.

Mom?